Drawing the Wildest Video Game Patch Notes

[@Fox_RZK]

I don't think there ever was a patch note that for me topped "Sims will now flee the building they're in when there's a meteor strike, unless it is a school, in which schoolchildren are not allowed to leave and will always die." I know it's the old famous one, but it's just so good.

[@diabelskiananas8679]

Just like in my old high school

[@Abegilr_Dragonrider]

Even I, who haven't played any Sims game, knows about that patch. (Don't know from where tho.)

[@tortillachips3911]

its just the best

[@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016]

So that's what happened to my 3 children sims so many years ago... I didn't understand that I couldn't have saved them. Such confusion

[@Jayk-kz7sh]

I’m fairly certain that it’s the same patch that had “become enemies with child no longer appears” that Karina drew. It’s almost like the devs said “you can’t hope to become enemies with a child, but we will make sure a child dies if a meteorite hits their school”

[@exzyyd392]

07/02/2023 Changes: >Added HD textures to Julia >Added Merobiba Fixes: >Jacob no longer attempts to convince others to "Imagine a crab" Known Issues: >Karina's sass still has no limit (We're trying) >Nathan occasionally gets stuck in a laugh loop

[@ellierosescribbles]

you forgot the known issue of Cats 2019

[@exzyyd392]

@@ellierosescribbles We've given up on fixing that and just put warnings before and after any mentions of Cats (2019)

[@insertcheesypunhere]

ive also noticed that the loading times for julia's joke cut scenes are way too long, can you add that to the list

[@MagnaFae]

Removed Herobrine

[@exzyyd392]

@@insertcheesypunhere Thats actually a feature requested by the lead designer. They keep telling us to make them even longer for some reason

[@mitchellflowers4861]

My head cannon is Julia is now possessed by the spirit of Merobiba. “If you had a chance… to punch a child… would’ya?”

[@ShatteredPsyche]

"I would! I'm Mewobiba!"

[@Painfulldarksoul]

You don't need to be possesed by the spirit of Merobiba to want to do that. Children are little monsters, that don't have the part of the brain that is needed for empathy developed yet, just like psypaths. If there weren't consequences, they'd punch you too.

[@mjm3091]

This gives Alyssa Milano's "What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?" meme vibes.

[@Stupid_Neko_Gamer]

"What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?" julia: i would punch it in it little child face! me: i would let it exist and walk away. i dont know anything about the child. what am i supposed to do?

[@aquawoelfly]

If the child is merobiba

[@aperson4029]

Who could forget the Stardew Valley patch that: “No longer violates the Geneva Convention.”

[@lollol5263]

Fixed Geneva Convention violation.

[@diooverheaven6561]

@@DelPlays problem is that Red Cross hunts this as they don't want theyr symbol to be associated with war or fighting

[@christopherclayton5500]

​@DelPlays I think the real problem is the law suits.

[@Halloweenish]

Umm…

[@pocketqueens830]

@@DelPlays The issue is setting precedent unfortunately. If you don't have a problem with the 'small infractions', why do you suddenly have a problem with others? Makes it so you HAVE to have an issue every time.

[@RivkahSong]

The Sims 3 was a paradise for hilarious patch notes. Some of my favs I remember were: "The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation" "Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated." "Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out." "Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies." "The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing" "Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels"' "When using the Fire Pit, Sims can no longer roast and eat horse fertilizer"

[@witecatj6007]

The patch notes for Dwarf Fortress are also a riot.

[@ominouslightning]

My favorite is the one about children dying if a meteor hits the school. Can't remember the exact phrasing, but the way it's worded is so funny to me Edit: another favorite of mine is "children and teens will no longer die from motive failure while on Time Out"

[@RivkahSong]

@@ominouslightning I remember that one! Something about how people will run out of the building if a meteor is about to hit it to save themselves but if it's going to hit a school the kids will always die because school is mandatory or something lol. I don't think I ever saw the time out one, that's hilarious. Poor kiddos get screwed over no matter what they do, huh? 😂

[@ominouslightning]

@Rivkah Song Yeah, poor kids lmfao. They never seem to catch a break in the sims honestly. I think the actual phrasing at the end is "Unless the building is a school, in which case, children are not allowed to leave and will always die"

[@corberus3119]

@@witecatj6007 demons pretending to be gods will try harder

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

i knew a sims 3 patch note would make it in here. the video of the person reading the patch notes out loud and dying laughing is iconic

[@cocopm52]

That's the classic.

[@Bubbagum87]

PM SEYMOUR HE DOES MORE OF THESE! SUPER RECOMMEND WATCHING MORE VIDEOS OF HIS!

[@Michael-kp4bd]

I’d never seen it before 😂 The “wish” one from this episode is actually in there, but all of them are so good For reference: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap_bpHaQZ7h4mbM

[@genericname2747]

You can no longer try for baby with the GrIm REAPeeer *dies*

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

@@Bubbagum87 not trying to be rude but I’m pretty sure PM Seymour uses they/them pronouns

[@SailorCSH]

I always love when Nathan sings Telephone. “I left my phone on the phone at the phone place” still haunts me and now I can add the new verse of “stop calling stop calling I don’t want to talk to a ghost.”

[@kemmli]

I can hear his voice in my head, but do you remember what episode he sang “I left my phone-"?? I have a mighty need x]

[@raethestar44]

It was all I could think of the whole time they were singing 😂

[@starwolf27]

@@kemmli I believe it was the celebrity pictionary episode.

[@magicmike191v2]

Now we have a Nathan version of the Telephone Chorus Stop calling Stop Calling I don't want to talk to a ghost I left my phone on the phone at the phone place (x2)

[@edgaralenpoesraven4603]

@@kemmli kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4Ctiaxqard4odU 16:13

[@Chuyin_mtg]

Props to Julia for committing to her rebooting bit.

[@theoriginal42]

It's all I wanted.

[@boatymcboatface5755]

Big merobiba energy

[@robinchesterfield42]

Oh, with the "ghosts will no longer call you fiveISH times a day" one in Sims 4...even better: They'll not only call you to come do a fun activity in town right after they died like nothing happened, sometimes they'll call and ask you to do EXACTLY WHAT OOFED THEM. I know that's probably random, but having a ghost who just _died from embarrassment_ literally call another Sim five minutes later and be like "Hey, let's go to the comedy festival Downtown and embarrass ourselves!" is just MAGICAL. XD Speaking of Sims, that entire franchise is a GOLDMINE of wtf glitches and patch notes that would make the funniest pictures ever. Sims 3, especially.

[@paultuck]

*Julia draws an Exorcist-style Catholic priest* Is it Columbo? *Julia erases and starts changing it to be Peter Falk's Columbo* Is it Jerry Seinfield?

[@grusborg]

"Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!" "If you're not chill, then you're enemy." "Only a Sith deals in characteristics"

[@sarahk.8473]

Julia sith confirmed??

[@zep909]

Hahaha

[@sunkenprms4456]

I unironically love Karina's "and every time we kiss I swear I could fly" bit

[@dustyb58]

that one flew way over my head

[@e.g.2261]

33:25

[@klausing8]

And every time I’m Merobiba!

[@JoshSweetvale]

Cascada is a very punnable artist.

[@Euqoram]

it took me tf out, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes

[@AnythingBut]

30:05 I'm crying at Julia accidentally saying "this is the me that takes no more shits" as opposed to 'that takes no more shit,' Like Julia is only being held back from being this powerful by the fact that she has to use the bathroom

[@jijibunny198]

I'm so glad somebody else noticed that part, I was absolutely dying 🤣

[@gamemeister27]

Yeah every time I hear that I mentally say, "Julia, what? That's a serious medical condition!"

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

Thank you 🙏 that fucked me up 😂

[@BAKAROID]

I don't know if I'm just really tired but between the "everytime we touch" joke and the "you you can't be be no no" bit this is the hardest I've laughed at a Drawfee episode in a while

[@fableagain]

Same tbh

[@clarawoodman9331]

The you you can't be be no no is also so good XDDD

[@donovanfaust3227]

I cried laughing at the you you can't be be no no bit. My head hurts a little now.

[@ijlayugan4149]

The fact that Karinas drawing is Just Julia punching a child and Nathan in the back dead on the ground cracks me up. She avenged Nathan who got tornadoed by that child.

[@mothiestman4995]

Can confirm: Ghost stalkers were annoying as hell and a serious problem in early Sims 4. "What do you mean it's happy hour? I just went to your funeral!"

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

Yes! It was intense. Also..... where are you bringing me!!? Sims always has THE BEST patch notes!

[@helenachristinapiuvezam479]

Recently my dead friend called to tell me she adopted a baby… it’s concerning, a lot to be patched up in the sims lol

[@broblerone413]

my funral had better end in a happy hour or i'm not dying

[@Jayk-kz7sh]

My favorite one is when a ghost calls you to say “I heard someone close to you passed, my condolences” when they were the one who died in the first place 😂

[@leopoldbloom4296]

@@Jayk-kz7sh that could easily be reworked into some classic creepypasta

[@The2econd3vil3xes]

Julia: "Okay, number 1 is discipline." Nathan and Jacob, almost before she's finished speaking: _"No..."_

[@donnellwiggins8777]

I was the 666th like 🤙🏻

[@Stupid_Neko_Gamer]

@@donnellwiggins8777 SATEN

[@nobodishere]

I like to imagine that Julia glitched out after Merobiba last episode.

[@sofiac6911]

last episode was julia glitching for 30 minutes and no one could tell and help :(

[@VictoriaEMeredith]

I’m Mewwobeeba!

[@boatymcboatface5755]

It's a nighthack technique in speedrunning

[@joshuaowobbuffet3360]

I'm glitching... I'm Merobiba

[@lilian.embucgo]

I love the trope of drawfee guesses what Julia is drawing and she remains silent and draws faster.

[@pennyblush98]

Is like when you ask what a dog has in their mouth

[@superspider64]

I'd love to see DeepBlueInk animate Karina getting Nathan so giggly that he slaps his knee, I think he'd perfectly capture the joy in her voice

[@yarn7130]

My friend, it has occurred as you foretold: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3WQdJyLpKhnjK8

[@goa5138]

I've got some good news for ya!!

[@theletterz6833]

You’re never gonna believe this…

[@Itsspookykabuki]

"Let's make one new joke that we will repeat" Little did they know, Merobiba has already caught the Drawfee-verse on fire.

[@WHATTHEHELL666]

NOT THE OPPISITES THO

[@noahdoss1967]

Patch Notes Feb 07 2023: Changes: >Added additional dialogue options interrupting Jacob in intro >Added Karina Kaiba summonable companion >Added psychic damage to appropriate Julia drawings >Added Nathan marijuana inventory pouch >New Legacy Character - Caldwell Tanner Bug Fixes: >Added support for Merobiba -Note: Twitch moderators had unintended interaction with Merobiba, triggering aggro, this has been fixed. >Nose Length: "Normal" Range Reduced: -Note: The range of Normal in the nose length slider was too wide, leading to confusion. >Pokemon checkbox not working -Note: In testing, we found that everything can be a pokemon, so we've made sure the "Pokemon" tag on the character file can be activated even for humanoid characters.

[@asteroidvgm545]

Does that mean the nose scale is up to standard?

[@NegativeZenn]

[@jackson3475]

They added Caldwell(?), then for sure there's gonna be a need for some patches in the chin scale...

[@broblerone413]

man, a Karina summonable companion would be awesome

[@juliacalhoun9491]

Unexpected consequence of your medieval words video: every Drawfee video I watch from now on, I'm going to half-expect the intro to say, "I'm Jacob! I'm Nathan! I'm Karina! And I'm Merobiba!"

[@GiantButterKnife]

They’re just like us!

[@Chris.Cook.]

One of my all-time favorite patch notes is from Outer Wilds, the DLC I think: "A certain elevator now kills the player more reliably."

[@justaskeleton9087]

wh- which elevator?? (Feel free to spoil I've beat eote)

[@Chris.Cook.]

@@justaskeleton9087 There was a trophy/achievement for dying by elevator. The best way to do it was in the Stranger, on the Cliffside village area, but players tended to just get squeezed/pushed out, as opposed to crushed. The patch made the kill box underneath easier to hit, if I remember right.

[@justaskeleton9087]

@@Chris.Cook. I guess I now know a new achievement I need to unlock lmao

[@amandas7910]

Always impressed by Nathan’s ability to just bust out an entire group of unique monsters. He’s too talented for us

[@thisurldoesnotexist]

"We can't be worse we're already not very good." That is the energy I carry into work every day

[@shaliekk]

ME. ME EVERY WORK DAY!

[@PankoBreadcrumbs]

The idea of replacing public schools with drawfee classes had big Tumblr University vibes, which is a throwback that I both cherish and am agonized by

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

I always think of Sarah Z mentioning Tumblr University and showing a picture of Dangan Rompa

[@tortillachips3911]

yeah... yeah

[@andreas_iced8297]

Get the ball pit ready

[@beeeeeeees]

i would go to school if drawfee was the bus, drawfee was the teacher, drawfee was the uniform and drawfee was the book

[@vivk2932]

@@beeeeeeees one of the classes is karina trying to explain tumblr terms (e.g. babygirl, scrimblo, etc)

[@Mikes_NotSane]

“Your textures are looking crisp today” -Me to my fiancee on the day of our wedding

[@watchersomwhere7175]

So I got a patch not for Dead by Daylight. It was something along the lines of "Fixed an issue involving the Executioner's rear to be too flat" The context being Pyramid Head, also named the Executioner in game used to have a massive dumper on his release, which the devs removed. The fans paid respect to his booty so the devs gave it back

[@mcclainleong6557]

"I just invented boxing again." Glad to have confirmation Julia invented boxing the first time, it checks out.

[@artbookgaming]

Sims patch notes are iconic. My favorite one is that you can't woo hoo with the grimreaper anymore. It's also kind of sad that you can't do that anymore.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

There goes having a serial killer sim whose motive is seducing the grim reaper

[@kemmli]

Like, that’s even the point in playing sims anymore?

[@natspider]

I mean, there are ways to do it with cheats, but it should be a main feature.

[@wind-flower]

afaik it says you can no longer 'try for baby' with the grim reaper. so maybe some type of woohooing is still possible.

[@axelf9947]

Was it ever possible to have a kid with him…?

[@veganerwurst]

Suggestion once again: A Karina hosted episode where everyone gets the Tags of an AO3 fanfic and tries to make fanart for it ❤

[@austinknight5881]

They did the Chuck Tingle titles, which is essentially the same thing?

[@martinebonita2658]

@@austinknight5881 I can't find this vid, what s. It called plss?¿??

[@austinknight5881]

@@martinebonita2658 it seems like it's either been deleted or I hallucinated it

[@kook.a.doo.]

YESYESYES

[@BAChambers-235]

They should use that generator that gives you three tags from the fic that changed ao3

[@IntrusiveThot]

Nathan saved his laughter for the intro of this episode, that’s the only reason he didn’t laugh at Merobiba

[@AdaptiveReasoning]

Nathan was still in 2022 for Merobiba. He has been renewed.

[@paxtharsis]

I absolutely love Karina's Julia. It makes me wish for a Drawfee animated series where you all live in the same house and have wild adventures together

[@TurboNemesis]

I don't know why but "turn-based boxing" sent me into a tantrum spiral of laughing

[@gl00myharvester]

Turn based boxing used to be real in Georgian England (?). It was literally revolutionary when a guy (Bill Richmond) from New York invented ducking away from the punch. before they'd just take it and then it'd be the next person's go to punch them

[@grabble7605]

Isn't that just Punch-Out?

[@LauraB_]

There really could be another entire episode dedicated to patch notes from the Sims. It's a treasure trove!

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

At least one!

[@tortillachips3911]

yes pwease

[@IronicHavoc]

Or Dwarf Fortress. Jacob picked a relatively normal one for that game honestly.

[@MadCheshireHat]

A whole episode could be made about existing bugs that EA continues to ignore

[@EmilySmirleGURPS]

@@IronicHavoc It's a bottomless well of confusion. There's just so many parts that interact SO strangely.

[@CorbiniteVids]

I just appreciate David making the cursor also stop responding when they try to get Julia to load in

[@PenMarkArt]

41:13 On this day, in Drawfee history, “You you can’t be be no no.” Your show is getting much better, Drawf fam. It’s exactly what my brain needs lately

[@tortillachips3911]

this is the result of drawfee schooling

[@bobbyfernando]

You you can't be be no no. Me? I'm Merobiba.

[@hrodga]

New jokes; we've all got 'em.

[@NWolfsson]

Script: You you can't be be no no Voice actor: You... You can't be... Be... No. NO!

[@danielcastillo591]

I though you were calling them a dwarf family

[@natalielintner9623]

As a High School art teacher, I would love to show a Drawfee episode to my Digital Art students, but y'all are NEVER school appropriate!

[@dandazed5846]

im losing it at this comment

[@blurrypigeon]

Drawfee challenge: make a school appropriate drawfee video

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

i sent one of their episodes to my mom 😂

[@Tomato.toothpaste]

If they're high schoolers or older middle schoolers, you're probably fine.

[@ijlayugan4149]

lmao

[@marshmallow5672]

"baby sims no longer get stuck to another sims hand while driving a car" and "sims can no longer "try for baby" with the grim reaper" are by far my favorite sims patch notes

[@TheUltimateShade667]

I like how they didn't stop sims from WooHooing in the sarcophagus, they just made it harder.

[@DragonbIaze052]

You can't ban goths from their natural woohooing grounds.

[@vanguardiris3232]

If a Sims expansion pack doesn't include an horrendous place to woohoo, it is lacking

[@tortillachips3911]

it was intentional. they made animations for it and everything.

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

We NEED another Anime History episode because Julia would absolutely FALL IN LOVE with Julie d'Aubigny a.k.a. Mademoiselle Maupin. She was a bisexual crossdressing French opera singer who got in numerous fencing duels. Also, the following happened before she was 17: "In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape." If _anyone_ /EVER/ out there deserves an anime adaptation of their life story, it's her.

[@theremightbebears]

OH MY GOD I second this

[@tortillachips3911]

an icon

[@destinyyoung7347]

I need this in my life. Thank you for informing me of this amazing lady.

[@SailorCSH]

I just watched Kaz Rowe’s video about Julie D’Aubigny. While she’s still badass and a bicon, stories like the nunnery burning come from dubious sources and were more likely told by people who wanted smear her reputation at the time, so should be taken with a grain of salt.

[@SheepBeard]

I watched a Musical about Julie last year and it legitimately made me cry

[@noodletongs2664]

"Oh thats whats in his mouth! Teeth!" Im dying this is why I love drawfee

[@Cambion_Heir]

They're insane and we love it!

[@customercareskeleton]

Solid quotes!!!! "Sometimes it's a struggle. But I'm here." - Julia "Just a cold shiver runs down my spine, as realization dons on me of something I did in the past." - Nathan

[@sarahsant6248]

I was just about to start doing dishes when Julia listed "discipline" and Jacob and Nathan both said, "nope." I fuckin keeled over laughing 😂 My face was IN my knees

[@arsbrevis6528]

every time Jacob says “two million creep” i get more excited for them to hit two million subs. Drawfee should collectively draw two million creeps in celebration (perhaps some of the creeps could be drawn by fans?)

[@danwichgames]

i really just thought Julia was just going to draw a room full of vampires just pointing at a kid like "he did it"

[@thrashandburn10221]

"Okay, number one is discipline." Jacob and Nathan, simultaneously: "...No."

[@ijlayugan4149]

23:01

[@VultureSkins]

9:07 As an Iowan I can confirm. All of our books, which are especially precious as they are all made of delicate corn husks and bound with corn silk, were sacrificed for this

[@lycheechomper]

I can't believe the whole "You you can't be no no" has me literally, actually crying. This is the hardest I've laughed IN YEARS.

[@clarawoodman9331]

YEAH ME TOO, THIS EPISODE IS A BANGER

[@seguaye]

im especially a fan of the way it started with nathan completely not comprehending julia’s diss

[@feya7308]

Please do another cursed ship episode! The last one was so funny!

[@skychaserthedragon2046]

Ghost ship episode?

[@Stevonicus]

Like the Flying Dutchman

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

@@skychaserthedragon2046 My only guess is the open story roleplay livestream thingy they did? With the space titanic with ghost butlers?!

[@kook.a.doo.]

AGREED!! Probably my favorite episode

[@audittlivereaction1964]

@Rebecca I think they mean shipping as in pairing 2 characters (drawing random characters as couples episode)

[@jesterslight]

I think adding Merobiba is putting too big a strain on the Julia program. Hope they fix that in the next patch! Also The Sims patch notes never fail to entertain.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

Patch note: fixed issue where running the command “Merobiba” causes memory leaks.

[@LuccaAce]

Funny y'all should mention Drawfee effecting language - I've caught myself doing Nathan's supportive "sure!" in conversations with actual humans lately

[@nolanchill]

I do a lot of "Ooooh!" when a friend shows me something neat, especially if it's a piece of art

[@sammiewoods258]

As a child, I WAS actually dropped off at the vet when my parents had shit to do. It was great. I should probably add the context that my big sister (in her 30s when I was a little kid) was a vet assistant. She worked there and I was allowed to hang out there. I would spend the day in the animal cages and the little rooms where they keep the sick animals who have to stay there. I'd play with the newborn kittens (there was always a fresh litter of kittens in there) and try to tame the grisly old cats who didn't like people. I'd hang out with peoples dogs sometimes. But I just realized that often my sister was working in the surgery room and stuff and I was alone and would maybe see her once for a few minutes each day... So... Literally when I was a kid, I was dropped off at the vet, and locked in a cage with some animals for the day lol. Literally they'd lock me in the cages (about the width and height of a kitchen table? So not tiny but I couldn't stand up or anything.) And leave me there for the day. It was great, I loved it. It was my favourite thing ever. Just haven't thought about it for a while lol.

[@LemonGrinder]

When Julia added the new joke to her drawing, I thought it fit really well cause I read it as the kid getting worried about impending arrest and stammering, like "Y-you can't b-be...no, no..."

[@iamnoone21]

The hypothetical Drawfee curriculum and its students' decimated vocabulary is especially funny since this ep came right after Merobiba There'd be a Furbish section in the syllabus for sure

[@TheBestAsbestos13]

Furbish 1 is mandatory, but Furbish 2, 3, and AP Furbish are electives. Even if you stop at Furbish 2, it looks great on your college applications. They're looking for well-rounded students.

[@reidcunningham5906]

Can you guys draw weird versions of Disney princesses so you can give Merobiba some friends?

[@TheBestAsbestos13]

Stick to the classics, though. Princess Areola, Bob, Simperola, the golden age. MAYBE Maloon or Pinkerhorkus, even though their official recognition as Disney princesses are controversial.

[@faroshscale]

@@TheBestAsbestos13 NOT PINKERHORKUS IM CRYING

[@MisterSynyster]

@@TheBestAsbestos13 people don't even remember Princess Baelonfee

[@RadishTheFool]

Yes!

[@bidoof367]

how did it actually stick

[@iamnoone21]

watching Julia's cursor keep speeding up as the rest of the crew keep offering wrong interpretations abt what she's drawing is so funny

[@claraspringman9784]

Fun fact: during Georgian era boxing people did pretty much take turns punching each other. It was considered revolutionary when a dude started to actually avoid his opponents punches instead of just taking it and punching back 😂

[@movezig5]

Can't wait for them to make a "you you can't be be no no" shirt. Imagine all the weird looks!

[@noberd]

the mouse pointer at the beginning trying to close julia is so funny 😂

[@tysh_6723]

Was a long time since I laughed that hard. started tearing up at the "you you can't be be no no" joke I think drawfee has altered my brain chemistry

[@madisonamd]

As a librarian from Iowa this episode really hits close to home

[@DragonbIaze052]

Thank you for your brave sacrifice, ma'am!

[@zoepetersen6636]

Karina's initial drawing of the guy punching the child directly in its opened eye was horrifying but I was sad to see it go

[@TheDrexxus]

In case anyone actually cares: In Dwarf Fortress, all the dwarves have mental health and moods based on things that happen to them in their daily life. If their mood gets too low and they are too unhappy, they'll have a sort of mental break called a tantrum. These tantrums can manifest in various ways, but they're often violent or destructive. A "tantrum spiral" occurs when one person snaps, then commits actions that make other dwarves unhappy enough that they also snap, which causes them to commit actions that make other dwarves unhappy enough that they snap, and so on and so on. It generally only happens with poor management where most of your dwarves are already teetering on the edge of breaking. But that is what a tantrum spiral is: Its basically a chain reaction where one tantrum sets off many, many more tantrums and because of the violent and destructive nature of tantrums, it can result in massive amounts of damage to your fortress, injuries, and deaths. As for the second Dwarf Fortress patch note: Crime is not omnisciently reported or obvious. When someone sees a crime committed, they basically go to the captain of the guard and reports what they saw. They will accuse a person of doing something. So if a fist fight breaks out in a tavern full of people, the captain will get lots of reports about the crime from lots of witnesses. The thing is, people lie. Sometimes they're the guilty person and want to deflect blame off of themselves. Sometimes they just really hate somebody and want to pin a crime on them to get them punished. I think sometimes they just like lying? Anyway, you'll have a list of like 5 different people being accused, but the overwhelming majority of witnesses will all say the same person is guilty and thats basically how you know who to punish because most of them will be telling the truth. But if a crime is NOT witnesses by a large group, you'll get only like one or two witnesses, or sometimes no witnesses at all, and it makes it much harder to determine who is guilty. Now when it comes to vampires, they will periodically drain blood from people who are asleep and most of the time they take so much blood that the person will die. Sometimes these vampires will report having witnessed an attack and pin the blame on another person. And sometimes they'd blame babies for killing people that they had killed themselves. There are lots of cheesey ways to identify vampires in your fortress, but one of the best legit ways is see who routinely reports vampire attacks because odds are that guy is the vampire, especially if he accuses different people every time.

[@stevengoomba6490]

“They say it costed thousands of tax dollars to do that bit” “All libraries in Iowa had to be closed” “Comment below if it landed for you…” This is quite the legendary episode, dunking on education and children as a whole is fantastic!

[@QueenGrapefruit]

I love the idea of giving everyone a choice of two prompts! It's more prompts to prepare, but it's probably easier for the artist, and we got some inspired goofs this episode! ❤

[@Cruxador]

Yeah except instead of choosing they ended up combining so I'm not sure it's actually easier. But I still liked it better that way

[@bayhope1484]

Suggestion: in many animal species, the males put on colorful show to draw in the female. Many birds, like the superb bird of paradise, carolina parotia, costa’s hummingbird (aka squidface), or the greater sage-grouse, flash their plumage but also mudskippers, smooth newts, and peacock spiders put on a beautiful (and hilarious) display to attract mates. I’d love to see the Drawfee crew take these creatures looking for love and turn them into humans. Really wanting to see Karina design some beautiful clothes for some poor little guy looking for love

[@beclouise8686]

Can confirm your show is not getting worse. It only gets better. My other favourite YT channel is GMM and Rhett and Link have lasted so long because their friendship evolves constantly. I also love improv so so much. Best form of comedy for me. Love Drawfee!

[@tangytablets5150]

Here's a drawing suggestion: Design cute toy merch based on Drawfee goofs and gaffs. Killer Karina plushie with different velcro-attachable knives. Julia's room full of vampire playsets. Jacob's stackable Yogi balancing toy. My Little Nathan, complete with brushable beard. Fully articulated Porfo figure complete with 3 face plates and multiple attachments. Let your ideas run wild for toy merch!

[@woschaebedip]

Suggestion: as a throw back to Drawfee's roots I would love to see y'all draw an absurd scene, all drawing on the same canvas. Just something silly and fun like the classic alliteration suggestions or maybe bring back drawblem solvers ❤️

[@stormRed]

"We played nothing but Drawfee content to school aged children for 8+ hours a day, and by the end of the week all they ever said was 'I'm Merobiba!!' while gesticulating wildly. Experts are concerned."

[@buggibii]

Jacob saying so emphatically, "we're on that 2 million creep." gives me life

[@krow1551]

I still can't get over the "Okay this is Julia" and within 30 seconds it becomes manifests into Julia like she was revealed from the shadows

[@YuniX2]

As a teacher, this episode has me laughing and wincing. Because it's a little too real, lol.

[@steventhefan]

So this is Drawfee post Merobiba, a new era.

[@PernicketyPern]

There was a before and there is an after Merobiba. The world is forever changed.

[@jonfrombuckland_3784]

A new thriving era of Drawfee

[@robotboy5676]

Merobibian Period

[@JasminMiettunen]

@@PernicketyPern instead of BC and AD, there is now BM and AM

[@mooma10]

I love that Julia forgot what she was saying in the middle of saying "Cannot say a complete sentence" 💀

[@ijlayugan4149]

timestamp?

[@mooma10]

@@ijlayugan4149 11:35

[@bluchismoon]

I love every time Karina busts out the Chills impression.

[@RichardMoeller-lb3ox]

Really like that the MOST intelligent sentences in this episode was "Oh, that's what's in his mouth: teeth!"

[@HuffleZPuffle]

The show is great! This was probably the banger episode Nathan was hoping for, but Merobiba will forever live in my brain rent free.

[@justincain2702]

Sims patch notes is a classic.

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

Truly!

[@charlesjoseph9842]

I can't believe they claimed "You you can't be be no no" was a new joke when Karina already said it in morse code smh

[@woomy2343]

Julia's prompt would have been a perfect excuse to draw a room full of vampires

[@morbiddinosaur]

I was thinking this also

[@Trivial_Whim]

I remember a comedian’s bit about having a million dollars: You build an olde timey carnival display booth with a sign; “For $.25 you can look at the million. For $1 you can have your money added to the million.” Then you wrap up the show and take all of the money home with you. And that’s how investing works.

[@HeavyMetalMal42]

I hope Karina just keeps doubling down on that Cascada joke. It always gets me.

[@chancematters]

Jacob: wait, put Nathan lying on the ground Also Jacob: only new jokes in 2023

[@evah4431]

he even misspoke and said "in 2022" which is infinitely funnier

[@MomotheToothless]

Karina saying "Hell Yeah" to Sims 4 notes is a vibe. They're hilarious and chaotic, just like her. 💛

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Shes merobiba

[@apollolux]

So close to having Julia draw a sarcophagus full of vampires...

[@emily_232]

Karina putting on the KZbin conspiracy theorist voice will never get old. It needs no explanation and the purest form of human.

[@MrLemonadefreak]

Actually, the boxing glove injuries also come from the gloves adding a surprising amount of mass to each punch. An extra pound or two doesnt sound like a lot, but when its located at the very tip of the punch, it ends up with a lot more kinetic energy.

[@QualityTBD]

I can't believe Karina would commit high treason via Morse Code like that

[@ryanobrien9141]

Never been more proud to be a Drawfee Patreon, best use of my tax dollars

[@sunkenprms4456]

This episode and Merobiba are INSTANT drawfee classics

[@Serenity_Dee]

Dwarf Fortress has some of the most epic patch notes of all time.

[@shaliekk]

I really can't get over how the patch note says "Five-ish" . Like that's the best they could measure it 😂

[@PernicketyPern]

10:14 That was the first episode I thought of when Jacob was telling you about the 10-year-old Drewfee fan that had talked to him. (During Monday's stream) Inner monologue: "Most of the episodes are pretty tame....." * remembers * "Oh... Oh no"

[@Mmc.879]

8:58 this episode is a banger already 10:00 oh no if this gets taken out of context oooohhhh noo 11:02 okay I think we're back on track 14:11 okay NOW we're covered

[@ruusunpuna7749]

About the slap contests: when I was 14 at a church camp, I wasn't very popular . There was this dude who was bragging to everyone how he won all the slap contests, and challenging all the other teens in his group. They were slapping the backs of the hands, I think that's how it was allowed to keep going on. I walked to him like hey can I also try? I was very short, probably wearing silly overalls and he laughed at me and asked me if I was sure. I hit him once or twice so hard he surrendered immediately. No one clapped but I did gain a tiny bit of respect and one of my favorite stories lol

[@danielle5160]

That was a side quest

[@esoteric_squid]

It's a good story and I'm glad i heard it 💛

[@ijlayugan4149]

Incredible

[@hpspacecraft713]

I was just watching old episodes and thinking "there's a certain extra chaotic energy whenever Nathan or Julia are gone" but then this mess comes out with all four

[@WhiteManOnCampus]

"Is that where they put the cats?" No, Karina, canopic jars were typically decorated with the heads of the Egyptian gods (who all had animal heads) and were the receptacles for the mummy's organs.