SQUIGMA MALE GRINDSET | Warhammer 40k meme dub

[@davidlawrence9782]

This is unironically a good way to explain how ork society works

[@seanodonnell7169]

ah, it's a bit inaccurate, cause no ork is born a big git. They all start small and they DO rise up through the ranks to become big.

[@lordofshades9852]

​@@seanodonnell7169some are just more predispositioned to becoming a big git, whether it's genetics or a twist of fate

[@peterlustig7531]

And how redpill lifestyle coaches work.

[@turbocat8329]

If you're asking yourself if you're a Squigma male, you're already thinking too much to be a Squigma male.

[@ienybu759]

Because true squigma males don’t have enough brains to doubt!

[@alricmalicorne321]

That's why the Empire endured for so long in Fantasy. Such is the work of a true Sigmar Male.

[@ADB_UWIM_2807]

😂

[@heropath34.vaselisc.35]

DANG IT!!!

[@nicbahtin4774]

Hail Sigma-r

[@tjmauser6954]

“Because they is round and frictionless” my favorite part

[@Snooopy28]

iunno man, souns a lot like thinkin

[@mrschizo2837]

You get the same message if you hit "yes" because a real squigma would have eaten the computer instead.

[@BedeGeneris]

5 things that may show you that you are a SQUIGMA male (rarer than sigma)

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

5? Everyone knows numbers are for little gitz

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

"Lotz", not 5. We've already established that numbers are for the littlest gitz.

[@aname848]

But if the littler gitz are usually seen riding and taming the squigma's, does that mean that they're secretly the ones on top of the pyramid?

[@DreadAnon]

dat sounz a lot like dat "finkin" malarkey we diskuzzed NOT doin 😑

[@VenomSnakee]

Typical lil'er gitz thinkin. Big Gitz and Squiqma's don't care about dominance because they already are. lil and lil'er's care about that

[@randomredpyro164]

A true Squigma male knows when to surround himself with orbiters to absorb incoming threats and bullets.

[@LordOmnissiah]

No cause the biggest Squigs aka Squiggoths and Squigosaurs are ridden and tamed by the biggest gits...those times they don't end up getting eating by said super Squigs I mean.

[@xahmadx6442]

dat sounds like you got a case of liztening to too much conzpirazies mate just follow da biggest gitz you can find and you are good

[@g--stef4756]

IF YOU IZ TWO TA THREE MONFS OLD AND YOUZE BOYS ISN'T TALKIN' ABOUT - SHOOTAS - CHOPPAS - STOMPIN' - DA BIG BOSS - SQUIG PIE DEN IT'S TIME TO FIND SOME OVVER GITZ YOU'ZE WAAAGH IS WOT YOU'ZE WORF!

[@judeblack4360]

I bet the final step of the "Squigma Male Lifestyle Course" is just having a weirdboy turn you into a squig

[@Butter_Warrior99]

I’d love an Ork podcast.

[@Xylophytae]

An Orkast

[@AmazingAutist]

​​@@Sucullentbutter Orkast iz da band

[@Snooopy28]

from the blood bowl commercials

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

This parody of those shitty "Are you a SIGMA male?" videos is unironically better and more life changing.

[@WelloBello]

If you ever doubt yourself and lack confidence, remember somebody is watching a sigma male tutorial short right now.

[@necron8992]

"insults and jibes slide right off em, cuz dey is round and frictionless" fucking genius

[@jewishdictionary1715]

I should integrate "vertically challenged git" into my day to day vocabulary.

[@yungmalaria]

Absolutely Based and Squigpilled

[@zigzag11875]

I am round and frictionless, therefore I am squig

[@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel]

The button at the end saying "aw zog" is a fantastic finishing touch!

[@zoro115-s6b]

So based on this video, not only is Vegeta a part of the ork hierarchy, he is the biggest of bosses, second only the the squigmas.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

how so?

[@volodymyrboitchouk]

Does that make goku a squigma?

[@zoro115-s6b]

@@volodymyrboitchouk He has the squigma grindset without a doubt.

[@skypiratecaptain]

He’s not second to the squigma’s they’re outside the hierarchy. Weren’t you listening? Squigmas aren’t concerned about being anything other than themselves

[@LordDarthHarry]

If he selected "yes": Suigz kant uze komputahs ya lying git!

[@redmammoth8759]

Bricky needs to be made aware of this!!!!

[@matthewskala691]

"If it ain't green it ain't on our side"

[@carrierofplagues]

Hey I’m green

[@poilaaliop]

Salamander infiltration is a go

[@GolfActual]

​@@carrierofplaguesDen I gez you're parta da fraggin' WAAAAGH now, ain'tcha?

[@carrierofplagues]

@@GolfActual well… if that’s how it works who am I to change it

[@DINOROAR2912]

Ah Bizzboss Lotsateef, you've truly freed me from my shakles and made me a true Squigma Male

[@86pp73]

"NOW LISTEN! DA BOYZ WHO GET TO BE DA STRONGEST, WHO GET THE CLEANEST TEEF, WHO GET TO FIGHT THE BIGGEST GITZ - DEY IZ WE CALL STOIKE! DEY IZ UNAFFECTED BY THE WORDZ AN' PUNCHIZ OF LITTLE GITZ! DAT IS KEY TO BEIN' SQUIGMA!" "Ey Boss, I fink you say it 'stow-ik'. I haven't erd any git say 'stoike'." "SHUT UP YA GROT! THE ONLY BIG GIT YOUZ IZ GONNA BE WIV ALL DAT FINKIN IZ DA HUMMIE'Z BLUEIST GIT! AN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE 'IM!" - Snippet from recording of discussion between several "Hustler Gitz", taken by Imperial reconnaissance

[@kasavangovender7313]

' KRUMP DE GITZ' Squigma loifstyl.

[@ColCoal]

As someone who is a confirmed squima male I just got to say, "RAHHHHHRUHUHHHHAHHHHHH!"

[@drandarchive7656]

And that's why the squiggoth is not only a relic unit but also a hero type unit (Dawn of war)

[@McWelly]

There should be a sequel to this where all the impressionable young Orks seek out Old Zogwort to zap them into propa squigma males.

[@eg_manifest510]

the only reason the Orks are on such a pyramid is because they just got done krumpin' some Necrons and are trying to stomp it flat

[@TheRemembrancer]

The Squigma is ROUND

[@Pacster15]

Dis 'ere be da best way to tells the hummies how we's da bestist gits around. Only da biggest gits and the squigma male gets da bestest stuff.

[@joaovitorreisdasilva9573]

This is on its own level of parody. Don't sell things to fools. Sell them ideas so they'll gobble up any shit lmao

[@lorddevilfish5868]

Squiggoth Grindset: “Eat da boss because youz always da biggest and da strongest! Return to Monke? Nah return to dinosaur!”

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Squiqpilled is going right in me vernakulah

[@valentinfejes]

SQUIGMA BALLZ!

[@cc1093]

Thank you for using Sacred's goblin voices, made my day

[@Cynidecia]

0:57 I have the head-canon of Krork having Posh Gentlemanly British accents.

[@GELTONZ]

You know...when I played Warhammer, I had a Squig army. Not goblins or orks. Squigs. No tamers. No riders. Just squigs. Many GMs told me that you couldn't play a Squig army. However, Squigs don't care if they can't be played or not.

[@szyszus4683]

Loved Age of Empires III recruitment sound effect at 0:34

[@ericsteenbergen9470]

The Runescape Goblin Village music killed me 😂

[@kennethclark4599]

Reject monke, return to squig.

[@NkohMalimba]

for Gork and Mork

[@MrEpz4321]

Nicely done with the WarCraft insert.

[@mrandrewman5317]

Like for the goblin sounds from sacred. Didn't think I'd ever hear them in a meme, let alone 40k one

[@Arganiel]

As always, your content is top notch, and also recognized te AoE 3 and Sacred goblin sfx

[@sethhudson8596]

One of the best parades I’ve seen in a long time and with hammer to boot!

[@jlomontag]

Awesome way to close Sunday 😊

[@SASVulture]

You have outdone yourself on this one.

[@karolzielke4760]

I always wondered how orks tell the difference between axes and helicopters

[@josephperez2004]

Der za diffrentz? *raises Choppa above head, begins rotating and takes flight*

[@dimsum3329]

​@josephperez2004 dem zoggin Meck Boyz always 'hinking of new 'dings

[@Snakedude4life]

“IGNORE GITS, GET DA TEEFZ!” -ANDAR TARE, THE THAP GEE. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

I'm confused by what no step on snek means

[@huntervicari3486]

These modern Sister's of battle think they're Primaris when they try to pull a High Value Gitz. But they won't take the greenpill so there just low value nurglings

[@1er264ynkc]

Silly lil’ git trying to spread his lil’ git energy

[@H_Eli]

Lore accurate.

[@Saphintosh]

Thanks for this parody. I dispised all those "sigma male mindset videos" that flourished since a couple of months, from the moment i discovered them. At last, someone is making fun of them

[@lightworker2956]

Yeah, agreed. I actually think that sigma male as a category makes some amount of sense. But you're not going to become a sigma male by listening to youtube videos telling you how to be independent and how to be your own person. If you feel the need to tell everyone you're a sigma male, then you're probably not a sigma male.

[@Saphintosh]

I don't even think that this is a category. That's a coping myth for low self-esteem people, whose these kind of video is the opium.@@lightworker2956

[@CyberVonCyberus]

Did those videos make a resurgence ?

[@SalviHippo]

Hate that stuff. It’s been around for a while now, but the fact people keep listening to that garbage “alpha and sigma male” stuff is absolutely silly.

[@overlordmanatee439]

your ork vids are so funny, love'em the best.

[@Theleastangryworldeater]

My brother this is zoggin' hilarious

[@Weedman-v4c]

"Dey is confident caus they got no brains with which to be doubtin themselves" had me rolling

[@cheesoburgor2350]

As a fellow ork myself i approve of this message, however there is an even rarer type of git called "Empra Male" who dedicates all of his time to the worship of the god-emperor of mankind and helping out humanity. This type of ork is even meaner and greener than the biggest bosses and it takes a special kind of ork to become one. However if you take my six month course i will help you on the grind to become empra male and you will be able to get all the teef in the universe.

[@orionthanathos8861]

There is another git, even stronger than “ Empra Male” called “Darkseid Male” who dedicates all his life time wiping out life!

[@Jakov-or7fp]

I is a squigma mAle moiself so I is aprove of dis mesage.

[@understu]

The Dominance High-Orky

[@ruphite9521]

Boys i’m beginning to think i’m just a little git

[@mrnotsonew7066]

Liked fir the AoE3 recruiting sound

[@killerqueenbitthedust]

I loike diz editin’ stoyle

[@KingLich451]

wotsh yo shtoyle

[@jollygrapefruit786]

Finally something I can identify with

[@candymanva9629]

“Guardsmen what am I listening to?”

[@atompunk456]

The way he struggles to spell hierarchy 💀

[@Catobleppa]

Zog me dat shoota is bootiful

[@blehh_mae]

meanwhile theres a secret 8th; the waaagh male, the true biggest gitz, the ones who can count without being called littlest gitz, the ones who rule the waaagh

[@KnifeEaredPeopleHater]

as a littler git i c myself as a small squigma.

[@lordgammel8024]

birmingham male grindset

[@therealgooseman2358]

The true answer is that if you have the mental capacity to ask yourself "Am I a Squigma Male", then you aren't one, you should simply know it instinctively.

[@lordexohunter558]

The God Emperor of mankind is infact six squigs stacked on top of eachother in a suit of power armor.

[@lambdacode1503]

That goblin sound from Sacred @ 1:41 was a pleasant surprise

[@mrpantsrainbowsixsiege4571]

E's literally me

[@godKiller.369]

I took da zogging test and I`z a SQUIGPIPEZ!

[@JustAKonchu]

Thanks for the lesson in social dominance heirorky 101

[@theolucasrogier]

Ork Society is truly ideal 🤣😅

[@garry5291]

DATS ROIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Cesar_233]

0:34 Lmao Age of Empires 3 soldier recruiting sound

[@cgstudiosthebaconbro]

Vertically challenged git 💀

[@iegionnairemagna]

bro not the age of empires 3 infantry recruitment sound

[@gasterblaster9817]

Alternatively, a good way to get on that squigma grindset is to annoy your local weirdboy. That'll get ya a proper squiggin'

[@JedenastySynMalice]

Thankz for make my day boss. Time for crump this day like a littler gitz hie hie hie.

[@roytheboy3958]

The hardest I’ve laughed in my life

[@chestnut4860]

The bit about baking made me realize ork society dosen't have gender roles. Truely a sjw society gamers....

[@spacesatan5840]

Be warned insutling squigs might lead to death by squig

[@eldavid8774]

I ´Z DON NEED NO FLASHY COURSE YA GROT¡¡, I´Z LISTEN TO DOK JORDUK ZOGGERSON AN ´E SAID I CANS A BE A BIG GIT IF I CLEANZ ME HUT N´ KRUMP DA WOKE UMIEZ¡¡¡¡

[@DP-qk3wc]

Squigma males? More like squigma nuts lmao gotem

[@remipoujoulat7759]

Teeth currency is just... Smart...😂

[@neros1277]

By the silent king, Bricky your meme is real

[@sirturtlethegreat7190]

SQUUUUUUUUIIIIGGGGG

[@onionero]

OOIUUURRRGGH I'M SQUIIIGGINNNGG

[@EpicDoggo-q7v]

I’ve watched this so many times

[@Irongaze86]

I like this video way more than I should lol

[@brownbuns3445]

Where can a littler git like me get a nice chopper?

[@joshuafischer684]

Luv lernin about hierorky

[@gitfindasettahpanzy9892]

Oi'z dun sed dis fer a long toim now, youz gotz tah groind fer teef an powah, an uzally groind sum othah gitz intaz paste.

[@harrybriggs2586]

Primarchs HATE him! Learn 'ow 2 unlock yoo's inna Nob wif dis 1 weird trick!

[@KwadDamyj]

SQUIGMA BALLZ

[@toemoss4670]

Did I here AoE3 training sound?

[@MasterChees117]

I read SMEGMA MALE GRINDSET for some reason…

[@inthewoods4759]

Deathskull podcast

[@DavidSantos-fu2ll]

Be a squigma among the ruins