The Joe Ogryn Experience 1 - Mortarion

[@BrBetim]

We need Joe Ogryn to invite Ghazghkull so they can discuss the conspiracy theories behind Yarrick's death

[@owencappelli2127]

Yes

[@khaimk4r4su]

on the double, m8 plz

[@jb03hf]

YARRICK DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

[@Pilps]

I would unironically watch a full podcast length video of The Joe Ogryn experience.

[@non-applicable3548]

I think we all would

[@stoops187]

Agreed

[@AB-bg7os]

Joe is shockingly intelligent for an ogryn

[@DreadAnon]

He got the P.E.A.B.R.A.I.N. implant (Pineal Enhancement Attributed to the Brain Running on Advanced Ignorance, Nerd) Basically he's so dumb he loops back around to being smart.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@DreadAnonthis dude just named a kids next door episode 💀

[@nobleman9393]

Some Ogryns are as smart as regular humans, they are just rare.

[@obi-wank-enobi]

He's a bonehead

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

​@@goldenfiberwheat238 core memory unlocked. Thank you, brother.

[@ch3rp1]

How economically fucked up is the imperium for the god emperor of man himself to advertise a sponsor?

[@kobold7466]

the 41st millennium is sorely lacking in corpo-megaconglomates that rent you your graves when you get killed by the bullets and guns they produce.

[@3.142-x3b]

Undead Emperors have still got to earn a living.

[@SubOptimate]

_In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only the grind._

[@Bigman-ee5fk]

@@SubOptimate there is only the grilling of hungry gods

[@nobleman9393]

He puts gold on eveything, he needs every sponsor he can get.

[@satellitecannon4717]

I gotta love how the emperor uses a text to speech device.

[@DreadAnon]

it's like that one series, What if the Emperor Had a Talky Box

[@JohnPabloEsposito]

@@DreadAnonstrange series that one

[@acedeci4560]

@@DreadAnon on a serious note anychance you can spill the beans on what text to speech program you used?

[@dongholiothesecond3324]

@@DreadAnon Hopefully game workshop dont come after you too.

[@alibayati8250]

@@DreadAnon please use text to speech emps more loved his cameo in the tower of babel episode

[@ItsLerez]

Brother Jameus wouldn't have been kidnapped if he agreed to Joe Ogryns first guest idea since the Emperor showed up a couple hours later

[@BreadKrumb]

Is that... the Emperor... using a text-to-speech device? Man, the wave of nostalgia just from that.

[@DHGameStudios]

Man, Big E TTS makes me sad the show is not a thing anymore. Their new world of darkness stuff is great, but man, I miss 40k.

[@DCking14682]

is it really great...? cause its seems kinda gay imo

[@jeremiwalkiewicz]

​@@DCking14682 yeah it is gay as hell TTS itself is also quite gay, though

[@SIGNOR-G]

​@@DCking14682 it has indeed big sodomitic energy.

[@kaminsod4077]

​@@SIGNOR-G The custodes in TTS are among the most violently homoerotic characters in fiction.

[@alibayati8250]

@@DCking14682 i'm homophobic and i don't think markus and kitten being gay makes the show bad in any way

[@cherrypopscile3385]

"My Nurgle Mobile" Thats amazing

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

It woks. It breaks. It gets fixed. It works again. Repeat.

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

​@@juliane.mfarias9285 Praise be, the omnisaiah!!

[@wither5673]

''Primarch of the uhh... *STINKY LADS* '' I cant lol.

[@SamueL-td7fb]

Jameus get the video of a bear marking its name in Mortarion's heart

[@marcinsiewierski1021]

This is fun. Joe and Jameus fill the Tech and Mek hole in my heart. Hope Jameus will be back soon. Also Ohio still exists in 40st millennium. Good to know.

[@DreadAnon]

Tech and Mek are canonically on vacation and will be back soonish for their BIGGEST ADVENTURE OF ALL

[@marcinsiewierski1021]

Awesome!@@DreadAnon

[@tarkatantapir7287]

I don't think Brother Jameus' rash is going to get any better....

[@Engisneed]

If its a rash strong enough to infect a marine hes screwed 💀💀💀💀

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

Despite having a gigantic power scythe and an oversized plasma pistol, Mortarion still opts to use an outdated service pistol from the 2nd millennia.

[@overlordpichu5577]

i mean part of his philosophy has always been "if it aint broke, dont fix it", so... totally in character yeah.

[@apacalypsagon3758]

Wasn't that a master crafted plasma pistol. I think it's name is lantern

[@DPL58]

So the emperor did sell those grills. In a way Joe was right (please someone rescue brother Jameus).

[@rehanashrif8167]

It has been 6 months.

[@jasperrice8456]

I find it funny that mortarion complains about everything needing to be organized when Nurgle is the god of consistency.

[@lordgod9958]

He is the primarch that inherited most of Big Es love of hypocracy lol

[@louisnall3102]

The chair was occupied, it was a purple ork sitting in the chair.

[@cherrypopscile3385]

I take it as offical cannon that Ohio still exists in the 40k universe, ant the entire state is devoted to grill manufacturing

[@3.142-x3b]

Ohio is now an entire sector, still making the best grills though.

[@Vincent_A.]

I would’ve thought would’ve been more of a North Carolina thing, but things don’t go to plan in 40k.

[@DrNiradino]

Grills are more of a Terra's thing. Other planets prefer other electric utensils. For example Mars has multiple factories dedicated to production of toasters.

[@montecarlowithdawningornam1817]

I just realised mortarian has a tiny chainsaw on the end of his scythe

[@mrschizo2837]

Good to see the Emperor guest starring on vox casts despite his own being shut down by the Inquisition.

[@connorsmith1005]

I can't tell you how good it is to hear the robotic yammering of that giant skeleton. Even after all these years.

[@simplewrites]

Mortarion growing another arm with a gun in it would not be lore inaccurate 😂

[@isuckatusernames4297]

oh boy, the old classic text to speech voice for the emperor, really takes me back.

[@Lusus-zj9pt]

Oh hey, i literally just watched the devil short of this, this is such a great idea for a warhammer series

[@somethingdifferent1910]

Maan , hearing tts emperor made me smile for a moment.

[@GozuTenno962]

Emperor bless us! 5 mins worth of Joe Ogryn! We eating good corpse starch today.

[@stoops187]

We making it out of the virus bombed trenches with this one

[@alastor8091]

I wonder what itd be like to hangout for a day with all of the Traitor Primarchs (bar Fulgrim and Angron)? I feel like Magnus would be really chill. Like you could actually smoke some Ultramar Kush and have a really good time with the sane/alive ones. Video games with Perty, insightful philosophy with Lorgar, and maybe just watch the Nurglings play with Mortarion.

[@person4436]

Or just play with the nurglings and get mauled to death

[@alastor8091]

@@person4436 they'll make you into a living jungle gym first.

[@chestnut4860]

Video games with perty until you accidentally slights his ego and he strangles you.

[@johnmorton1026]

Peturabo is the sort of guy that would make you play a game you've never played before not tell you any of the moves and then throw an epic tantrum if you beat him.

[@aarovit4257]

Mortarian would unironically go onto podcasts and social media saying how he would totally own that total chud Jagatai Khan if he were still around . . . “he’s not back right?”- Mortarian

[@luigiwoo4469]

unironically make more of these please

[@nunoosorio3832]

Good to know that TTS lives on in the community.

[@magicmanscott40k]

I just read some deathguard books too. Love this series

[@stoops187]

Lords of Silence was great

[@overlordpichu5577]

as a fan of mortarion admittedly i was kinda worried, but uh, yeah this is mortarion alright.

[@much7395]

hearing big E like that again reawakened something...

[@coliimusic]

I'm so happy we have a full joe ogryn episode 😂😂

[@HydraDominus]

The stinky lads is my new favorite legion

[@SunTzu176]

Hearing his voice again, the Emperor speaks once again....I miss it bros, I miss it so much.

[@augustusfren133]

“fucking mangrate.” Norman Macdonaldius Primarch of the Unlearned.

[@halcyonrain2209]

thank you dread anon, this made my eon

[@eriksmith3089]

When you get the chance, you should do an episode with Guilliman defending his relationship with an eldar

[@BigScreamingBaby]

I remember watching this live what a crazy episode.

[@alxgravoc8230]

The first time i listened to this I thought mortarian said, "All the governmental oversight over these nuts" 😂

[@sithdragon3333]

So glad this is becoming a series

[@EatsUsedTP]

same voice actor as the tts series for BigE very nice

[@jarlathquinn2628]

Man below me is incorrect

[@TiernanWilkinson]

I want to see many many episodes of Joe Ogryn, this is glorious.

[@0-kingsloth-020]

This is genuinely your best work yet

[@MitchellMeyer702]

Who’d be a Joey Diaz equivalent in 40k?

[@FollowerofWotan999]

Kharn

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

40K/10 i will watch again. TTS may be gone. But the comunity is testing the waters!

[@neontiger1557]

I need more of this, you've definitely earned a sub

[@offtankgaming1310]

The mangrate appearance was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. The man grate saga on Norm’s podcast was absolutely hilarious

[@lionsoldier1179]

Brother Jameus, get the video of Kaldor Draigo mooning Magnus in a Arbytes restaurant!

[@ImperatorZor]

Sharks are capable of electrocereption, this allows them to detect electric impulses in other animals. In praticular Hammerhead sharks have a highly developed electroreception ability allowing them to find prey burried in the sand.

[@ringomandingo1015]

They are also incredibly smooth to the touch.

[@YiaMdj]

ah man I cant believe you got the real voice actor for the emperor from TTS!!

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

3:57 Ah s#!t, he packing heat... Foo is gonna spin the block in the name of Nurgle!

[@Killer9forever]

Cant wait for chaos gods ep

[@GhostShipBaychimo]

The man grates is a throw back. RIP Norm

[@dimensionalchaos8422]

cant wait for episode 2

[@ma5bgaming779]

Please continue making this forever

[@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak]

6 months.....only two left until we got another episode

[@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak]

Now at least 1 months now

[@krullachief669]

Honestly I'm surprised that Brother Jameus even needed to book sponsors in the first place. Hasn't he heard of the hit new vox game HIVE RAID: SHADOWSPEAR VANGUARD?

[@ufowkgbdkdodyhwvejfbfhffffgesw]

🗣️🔥truly one of the experience of all time 🔥🗣️🔥

[@sevithan9446]

>see a doctor >not see an apothecary ONE JOB DREAD!

[@DreadAnon]

it’s dreadover 😞

[@randomdeinternet3582]

Would Mortarion(before heresy) have been friend with an ogryn? For what I know they aren't psychics and an ogryn would never lie or attack a friend or a leader in the back, so mortarion would not feel suspicious of him and could even grow trust in him The scenario is really something to be curious about, or that's what I think at least

[@conradmilligan]

please make more of these 😂

[@mrsgaap1]

it was great to hear tts big E again haha

[@thelegate8636]

No more flare ups. What do ya think of that? No more dry meat. What do ya think of that?

[@Mecha_Marv]

Didn't laugh like that for quite some time😂, please invite captain Titus one day.

[@TyllerBoom]

I have infomation on the location of brother Jamieson or whatever. I think he was last seen on prospero, world of the Iron lads, held at hammer point by Full Get, leader of the fairy foundation for under developed limbs in children with snake bites.

[@TheRemembrancer]

Great use of a slide whistle

[@yungmalaria]

When are we gonna get to see Joe Ogryn watching nature video animal fights while doing his somewhat uncanny impressions of said animals?

[@Butter_Warrior99]

It’s voxcast heretic. -Local technophile.

[@grandadmiralangel1809]

Finally we get the Joe podcast!!!

[@grandadmiralangel1809]

though I do hope there will be more Joe Ogryn podcast. plz

[@HighLordCrypto8951]

If GW sponsored fan channels like this one and you guys were given discount codes to hand out, folks like me would be more inclined to buy the miniatures.

[@spokester9000]

Good Ol Norm reference the Mangrate😂😂😂

[@MisterDraken7609]

Waiting for kitten to be next guest of this podcast

[@stoops187]

So much better than JRE

[@debtdevice8412]

"What's happening forum" So mortarion is an =3 fan? Must of watched it back in the crusade days

[@lolbots686]

Joe:ok,next is...uhh Jameus:what? Joe:uh... Konrad,ghost looking and bound by a tech priest:... Jameus:UHHHHHHHHH- Joe:what? Jameus:...THATS KONRAD GOD EMPOROR DAMMED CURZE! Remleiz:i should note binding him is draining my friend so can we make this quick? Jameus:...i should have probably fallen to nurgle when i had a chance shouldn't i...fuck.

[@SprotMungler]

A Mangrate... is that some kind of Slaaneshii cleanser?

[@colour_bloo]

Bruh the grill bit at the end killed me 😂

[@LordVader1094]

Now we only need 900+ episodes, just like the real thing!

[@franciscorui]

You collabd with famous warhammer 40k actor, Text-Speech Device?!?!

[@danclark5311]

I can't wait for Tech and Mech to appear on this show

[@plasticbag4102]

now i miss tts

[@RafeLaet]

I almost thought: holy shit, it's the voice of the emperor, than I remembered its Text to Speech. But it's good that the Tts box of the emperor is not dead.

[@RockingAndStoning]

Can't wait for the episode where Joe Ogryn smokes that Chaos Boof Pack with the warp ghosts of Horus and Sanguinius.

[@bonusbone5118]

What legion is Jameus

[@alpine7313]

I can't wait until aliens appear and the first contact event is one of them as a guest on Rogan.

[@JackDuripper]

Damn not even the Techno Barbarians could get rid of Ohio

[@viligerm6592]

The sticky lads of Nurgly really just kidnapped brother Jameus

[@logangant7732]

Hello dreadanon could you please recreate the Tony Soprano “did ya see the pricks face when he saw the gyatt” but it’s a little orky and he instead says “Did yaz c da gitz face when ‘e saw da grot?” it would be so awesome sincerely -KZbin Commentor

[@Faithful-Bulwark]

How dare brother jameus insult my son montarion without me!

[@bruv2249]

Man below me is correct

[@coletrain41]

Joe'gryn!

[@officialgalacticpatriarchy1065]

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. Across the galaxy, civilizations crumble beneath the relentless advance of merciless armies and the insatiable hunger of the Warp. Amidst this maelstrom of chaos and bloodshed, one bastion of fried delight stands as a beacon of defiance against the encroaching darkness - the Sanctum Fritilliarius. Nestled within the desolate wastelands of the Imperium, Sanctum Fritilliarius is a fortress of grease-stained stone and barbed wire, its towering spires adorned with the charred remains of those who dared to challenge its supremacy. For within its hallowed halls, the Colonel's secret recipe is guarded with zealous fervor, whispered only in hushed tones by the chosen acolytes of the Fritilliarius Order. But even the mightiest fortresses are not immune to the ravages of war. As the tendrils of Chaos spread ever deeper into the heart of the Imperium, the forces of the Dark Gods set their sights on the sanctity of Sanctum Fritilliarius. Led by the dreaded Warmaster Rotgut the Unforgiving, a horde of heretics and daemons descends upon the fortress like a ravenous horde of locusts, their twisted forms twisted by the corrupting influence of the Warp. The defenders of Sanctum Fritilliarius, clad in grease-stained armor and wielding weapons forged in the fires of culinary perfection, stand ready to repel the invaders with every ounce of their being. From the battlements, they unleash a hail of filthy oil and burnt breadding, their battle cries drowning out the screams of the dying as they fight tooth and nail to protect their sacred charge. But Rotgut cares not for the valor of his foes. With a guttural roar that shakes the very foundations of the fortress, he leads his horde in a relentless assault, their twisted forms crashing against the walls like a tidal wave of madness. The defenders fight with unmatched ferocity, their blades carving through flesh and bone with surgical precision, but for every heretic that falls, two more take their place. As the battle rages on, the sanctity of Sanctum Fritilliarius hangs in the balance. The fortress is battered and broken, its defenders weary and bloodied, but still they stand defiant, unwilling to surrender to the darkness that threatens to consume them. And in the darkest hour, when all hope seems lost, a lone figure emerges from the depths of the fortress, his eyes ablaze with righteous fury. The Colonel, the legendary founder of the Fritilliarius Order, strides forth with a bucket of his legendary fried chicken in hand, his gaze piercing the darkness like a beacon of hope in the night. With a mighty shout that echoes across the battlefield, he charges headlong into the fray, his blade cleaving through the ranks of the enemy with unstoppable force. Inspired by the Colonel's bravery, the defenders rally to his side, their resolve renewed as they fight with renewed vigor. With every swing of his blade and every bite of his legendary chicken, the Colonel carves a path of destruction through the ranks of the enemy, his fury unmatched by any who dare to stand against him. And as the last of the heretics fall before his righteous wrath, the Colonel stands triumphant amidst the smoldering ruins of Sanctum Fritilliarius, his legendary recipe preserved for all eternity. But even as he celebrates his victory, he knows that the forces of Chaos will never rest, and that the grim darkness of the far future will always hunger for the taste of fried " chicken ".

[@officialgalacticpatriarchy1065]

I have made a picture of Adeptus Fritillarius Sanders , Warmaster rotgut, and the KFC fortress monestary

[@jeremyvenville1531]

What security can hold back mortarion?

[@hanks_2210]

Vampyr OST appreciated

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

"spotificarius"

[@schmendrake]

Was the man grate another Norm reference?

[@frags8086]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen