Dream Daddy A Dad Dating Simulator All Damien Bloodmarch dates rank S & Good Ending

[@evilkittie13]

Ok, Goth Daddy is adorable.

[@ohhi7168]

Naruhinaluv77 he also seems like he was Shakespeare in another life

[@freshavocado6528]

Naruhinaluv77 fucking love him

[@olliemain1004]

I defently agree soooo cute he's Damien BloodMarch he also doesn't like scary films but likes grave yards he's a Victorian goth not a vampire he's so sweet I think my mum said he has diffrent meanings for flowers and it's cute

[@olliemain1004]

Has flowers and they have diffrent meanings

[@graceboguslawski2834]

OH MY GOSH THE PONYTAIL AND THE GLASSES ARE AMAZING

[@fayeelfenthusiast3769]

I'm becoming attached to the 8000 lives of 9inches

[@morphineprincess098]

Me too!!

[@lpshazelchan1468]

justin r u ok

[@breannasumner6207]

me too & it's becoming unhealthy

[@frag6850]

What if 9inches is a real person.

[@hawktalon7890]

Same, geez.

[@tailsimp]

"I write my name. My full name: its classier that way. 9inch hardon" I literally spit out my water that was hilarious.

[@justadumb8864]

Wait that means Amanda's full name is Amanda Hardon

[@iamacrazycatlady907]

Same. Ive watched a few of their dream daddy videos & this was the first time Ive seen the full name. (I know Im VERY late to this party.)

[@chaosiswhatkilledthedinosa6136]

it's distracting me.

[@michellepowell6022]

naruto fanfiction in a daddy simulator. .. 10/10 best game ever love it 👍👍👍

[@ohhi7168]

michelle powell is it a hentai also WTF goth dad

[@michellepowell6022]

Kool_ Kueen no its YAOI

[@tsukarikaoru]

My reaction to seeing that: "OH MAI GAAAHAHHHHHD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[@belugaplane9378]

michelle powell OML I JUST GOT TO THAT PART AND IM DYING

[@ravie1626]

michelle powell I FUCKING DIED AT THAT BIT S2G WTF GOTH DAD

[@ontanontan9372]

HIS LITTLE SCREAM IS SO CUTE IMCRYIGN

[@hamiltonswagchick183]

He the kind of boyfriend I want! ❤

[@salmasaridam4529]

BELIEVE HE GOT ME SO FUCKED UPPPP

[@luteethompson1094]

IKR!

[@meghanburgess1644]

Damien's voice isn't what I expected. Still he's a good guy and so cute.

[@ohhi7168]

Does it sound like nate(natewantstobattle)?

[@joliewhite4962]

Kool_ Kueen nah craig is voiced by nate not Damien

[@KaLoDrac]

Sounds like a teenager tho,that voice suita better to hugo sons actually

[@Carolina57685]

damien is voiced by a transman and he might still be going thru transition or smthn so uh that why he "sounds like a teenager" i guess

[@cidevant002]

Dude, some trans guys will have a "weird voice" no matter what point are in their transition. Puberty can fuck you up like that. What is true though is that Damien still needs binder so he is non op and still can pass, wich is incredibly validating.

[@thequeenofsinsarchieved3466]

*_damien is best dad case closed everyone can go home_*

[@salmasaridam4529]

QueenOfSins WORD

[@Captain_Bottles]

Salma Saridam HE'S TAKEN THE EGG ON THIS ON E

[@user-ik7vm1kt6q]

Robert though.

[@justadumb8864]

Hey, what about Hugo?

[@bob171]

Brian

[@adelinelongtine1777]

Daaaanng 1. The MCR references 2. Edgar Allan Poe 3. Dogs 4. Trans representation 5. DREAM DADDY 6. Goth dad is such a kind bean 7. Naruto yaoi 8. H I S H A I R + V O I C E 9.Damien'safraidofhorrormovieshemustbeprotectedatallcosts 10. Goth dad is my spirit animal Thank you for your time.

[@spacecardswel]

Smol Trashlord e

[@fightmefatima992]

21:35 I love this part!

[@mysweetpiano9945]

when damien screamed i coughed my lungs out from laughing. i love this man.

[@olliemain1004]

Um you've af fended me rude

[@alblaski925]

IM SHOOK DAMIEN READS FANFICTION SMUT WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CTIY

[@freshavocado6528]

Kitsune Udon _HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED_

[@belugaplane9378]

Kitsune Udon NARUTO FANFICTION SMUT XD

[@sunsetsweeteay]

At first I was like, It's a Manga! Then I realized it when it got to ninja pants. . . that I needed to go get some air cause I was dying

[@emberreynolds9442]

9inches straight savage with that shit. "Well! When I was a young boy my father-" "Did he take you into the city?"

[@chiccynugs7164]

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[@MartaPD2]

DAMIEN USES BINDERS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT?? *happy sobbing*

[@lshooklee765]

One of the creators confirmed on Twitter! Damien is trans!

[@MineCraftArcherGirl]

yes!!!! canon trans man

[@andiehuman]

when do you see that in the game?

[@lshooklee765]

RealisticHuman when he mentions wearing period appropriate binders. It wasn't super obvious other than in his personality and in that comment, but someone asked one of the creators to confirm, and they did.

[@the1stanimekaratepup]

Lauren Shooklee yes but WHERE

[@susanthecatlady]

I literally screamed when Damien said he used dog shampoo

[@TrainHeartnet91]

The fanfictionpart just cracked me up XD that was like it came out of nowhere

[@flamey-ohotman6923]

*I'm sensing a romance between us,* *_A C H E M I C A L R O M A N C E_*

[@funky2670]

- LovelyStars - i was quaking

[@juleswerner6122]

what- wAIT THATS A BAND

[@mathieusucks607]

I have a great idea! My Chemical Romance

[@squishyrock5361]

*Da dum tss*

[@hamiltonswagchick183]

Wha- thats a band?

[@lazybean4741]

Right when I said "do you have any manga in this library?" The sasunaru fic came up. I STARTED SCREAMING 🤣 Damien HAS GOT to let ME READ HIS SECRET STASH! #DamienIsBAE

[@frag6850]

Nevaeh franklin #damienisbae

[@someguy2600]

Nevaeh franklin Whats the time stamp?

[@jennacarvalho5369]

I just realized I am the exact mix between Damien and Robert with a tiny hint of the main character.

[@misshauntedpoet]

Jenna Carvalho same 😂

[@squishyrock5361]

You sound amazing.

[@sadrabbit53]

Omg I'm so Damien Typin up paragraphs in place of what could be mere words Marry him

[@sadrabbit53]

Jesus fuck he has Narusasu smut MARRY HIM

[@sadrabbit53]

AND GOING ON LONG, INFORMATIVE RANTS THAT MAKE OTHERS FEEL AWKWARD MARRY THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

[@kirakiwi5457]

And he's hot. That's always a plus

[@sousha3396]

Sameeee

[@robinauseer499]

Dude look at all the likes you got

[@emberreynolds9442]

THis poor gothic dad just wants some friends! He was so excited when 9inches came over. Like, it's adorable, trying not to fan girl at 1 in the morning.

[@FallenAngel7538]

The Sasunaru fanfic, the cask of amontillado, his reaction to the film, Mary's protective side (and the map lol) Everything in this rute is perfect, goth dad is lovely, he is the best

[@altereon6060]

Literally stopped when he started reading the fanfic to reflect on my life XD

[@miazmatic5025]

9 inches.. 9 INCHES HARDON?! dude you're a legend i love u XD

[@liammenchaca8860]

Kasia Chudy it's amazing isn't it?

[@JRod743]

THE MAP I CANT GET OVER IT

[@juleswerner6122]

Tag yourself I'm "Mary's *SICK* Pad"

[@hamiltonswagchick183]

"The ocean or whatever..."

[@6loodmoonrising]

(shit)

[@Oginaka]

DAMMIT MARKIPLIER WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK DAMIEN HE'S SO CUTE!

[@scenesterstar]

XxGirntacos I KNOW!!!!! I was soooo hoping he would choose him :( But nevertheless it isn't too late yet, i suppose!

[@3d3n23]

sarah marie he's gonna do them all.....(hopefully)....he never does just one route....he will do damien in a later episode.....and if he doesn't he's gonna get a loooooooooong letter from me to change his mind....

[@frag6850]

XxGirntacos Damien gets the bad rep

[@3d3n23]

Luna Kozuni see.....told you he's do it...

[@olliemain1004]

I agree

[@babbii9475]

Yup. Damien is the best, not only is he goth, but... the yaoi fanfic lololol. 10/10 XD

[@flipperestes]

Agreed xd

[@sunsetsweeteay]

Damien's scream just made my freaking day. It's so girly and cute. Complete oposite of his vibe

[@mi1kguts]

yikes...hes trans calling his scream girly is pretty...not cool man especially cuz his va is *also* trans

[@ShaSha-lex]

@@mi1kguts as a trans guy this didnt strike me as rude also if you dont know what a binder is you would have no idea he was trans

[@thirdt3chnician]

There are tiny hints at his insecurities and dysphoria

[@BlakeLopez-el4oc]

Goth dad is best dad

[@freshavocado6528]

Nagisa Akemi HELL YEAH

[@frag6850]

Nagisa Akemi yes

[@chiccynugs7164]

"That's a rare book from my private collection" 😏😏

[@naniness61]

Damien is so pure and probably best dad.

[@UtoOshii]

DAMIEN IS SUCH A CUTE CINNAMON ROLL?!?!!?!!? I couldn't stop giggling throughout the whole entire video. I'd like to see all of his personal collection of rare books.

[@ohhi7168]

I like not dying when I catch a cold XD I'm dead

[@KermaPippuri]

My jaw dropped when Damien appeared after the power went out.

[@rowan9119]

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE DAMIEN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[@acemellow6192]

My god, Damien had a secret Yaoi collection of books. I am dying.

[@potatoperson4250]

Ace Mellow what is your profile pic of?

[@mi1kguts]

yaoi is disgusting and as a mlm he would despise the genre. shipping, liking fanfic, etc doesnt mean u like yaoi. and its not yaoi cuz its gay either.

[@ChibiChidorii]

"Namaste, 9inches Hardon"

[@deityricky3717]

"But...my handwriting looks like 2 toddlers fighting over a crayon." 😂😂😂

[@cthxlhu]

"Did they listen to My Chemical Romance in the Victorian Era?" I feel..attacked,

[@o7563]

honestly I live for this

[@sr17bizzy37]

I live for Damien, he's so adorable

[@lokidonewithlife456]

When Damien screamed, A mix of going "Awww" and laughter came out. I don't know how to still process it...

[@miarubyy]

That was so cute the ending art omg I can go everywhere with this

[@wonderlandmafia2]

This guy is a million times more precious than I could have ever expected!

[@ScribbledEggs]

The long explanation for taking the egg? ME XDDD I love Damien so muchhh

[@donny6383]

Goth Daddy better hit me with that G note 💦

[@dumb.7920]

W H Y GO H O M E **CAN HERE GERARD'S SCREAMS IN THE BACKGROUND**

[@donnakok4637]

Goth daddy better hit me on that G spot**

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

Damien... Just became my favorite dad. Oml what a cutie!! I hope Jack or Mark gets to do this route. It's too sweet to pass up! (Also that map had me on the floor laughing)

[@clobojojo]

Sure thing dude Regards, 9inches Give me a coffin I'm dead haha

[@hamiltonswagchick183]

📿

[@lampm4n]

'namaste, 9inches Hardon' aRE YOU FUCKINV KIDDING ME ITS LIKE HALF PAST MIDNIGHT THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

- "Hmm, he's all goth and edgy and stuff... might he actually be a vampire?" *Dad tip #78: Try not to make assumptions about people* - "Oh. Whoops. Sorry."

[@bepi1114]

With every video of this kind, I more and more think, Amanda wants her Dad hooked up with another man so badly xD (My english is pretty bad, excuse me)

[@lord_xylozdoomsday959]

Pavuglia so she's the same as me 😂

[@belugaplane9378]

24:56 "I do hope this letter finds you in good health" Me: AND PROSPEROUS IN PROPOSITION AND GOOD WEALTH, AND IN THE POCKETS OF PEOPLE LIK ME, DOWN ON THEIR LUCK, YOU SEE, THAT WAS MY WIFE YOU DECIDED TO Fuuuuuuuuuu If you get this I love you

[@supervoukaful]

Oreo AnimateZ Hey you're a hamtrash too :D

[@frag6850]

Oreo AnimateZ omg you like Hamilton too. I never knew there were people like me here in the trash dump of KZbin

[@sousha3396]

I FELT THE SAME WAY??

[@samviolet]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL

[@123StillJustMe]

How can I say no to this?

[@Kai-bd3hz]

The MCR reference has me shook

[@Saturie]

THAT FLIPPIN' NARUTO FANFIC CRACKED THE HELL OUT OF ME 😂😂

[@candidcandy9320]

Lucien bricking someone in a wall with Poe eloquence and livestreaming it. My man.

[@sol4544]

When the main character was writing a letter for Damien I just start singing say no to this I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS YOU IN GOOD HEALTH a

[@lininsertlastnamehere136]

Ana Vitória FR THOUGH

[@saffrons.747]

Ana Vitória WAIT I DID THE SAME THING M8

[@sol4544]

I'M NOT ALONE

[@antisocialmanic]

And in a prospers position to put wealth"

[@ShaSha-lex]

For real for real

[@cryfi7790]

9inches Hardon? Geez dude chill with the name game 😂

[@aerinpage]

THE MCR REFERENCES IM CRAFTING

[@milkishouse4404]

I GET IT "CRAFTING" OHMAHGOD hello phandom

[@TOPsCinderella]

Aerin Atkins Oh hey Pham 😂

[@anoja31]

Heyo Phan

[@sierraowens5217]

Omg same

[@aerinpage]

yikes its me |-/ !!

[@gasterqueen2670]

OMG He's an adorable,goofy goth And he loves dogs and being an absolute dork How did I not notice this before??

[@starf1sh00_2]

AAAWWWWW!!! THAT IS ADORABLE!!!! 🤗🤗🤗

[@vectorperkins6685]

I'M NOT CRYINGGG, I'M CRAFTINGGGG!

[@kmxrie]

"I'm starting to sense a romance between us.. a.. chemical romance.... what, th- that's a band?" *_HE'S SO CUTE I'M DONE_*

[@kai-gm9re]

ahhhh Damien’s route is way cuter than I anticipated Plus Damien is adorable, you don’t even do anything particularly pleasurable with him at first but he still loves your company. Honestly I wouldn’t mind meeting and being in a relationship with Damien in real life.

[@theoutcast9215]

16:39 good ol' memories of English 1

[@lininsertlastnamehere136]

AnimeOtaku 88 Fr though 😂😂

[@jaxkim7356]

I THOUGHT THAT DAMIEN WOULD BE THE TOO SERIOUS, STEREOTYPICAL GOTH!!! But ooooh meh gawd, he's so cute

[@indhira6433]

damien got me at "May I kiss you?" i swear if that isnt THE SWEETEST THING I DUNNO WHAT IS

[@caitlinobrien273]

I love the scoring audio So adorable XD

[@Subject.13]

Okay, Joseph would be my first choice, but seeing Damien likes smutty Naruto fanfiction, I think he's the perfect one for me...

[@litl4u]

Aww Damien looks so adorable in those glasses😭 I really need a Damien in my life js

[@purpleflurp8178]

sweet, good boy

[@putridjesus9562]

HE READS NARUTO FABFICTION I CANNOT

[@TheRCSoldier]

I would be a horrible mother because if my child reenacted The Cask Of Amontillado or any Edgar Allan Poe stories and/or poems I would be so proud. Seriously, I'm fifteen and I know what The Cask Of Amontillado is, not because I read it in class but because I love Edgar Allan Poe, I've been reading his stories since I was nine years old and my dog is even named Annabel Lee.

[@Sharkiemain_]

Damien's cluelessness about mcr gives me life

[@cyber4682]

Shark Chan ur profile pic gives me life

[@dontask1586]

ahhh i'm freaking out because his ring tone is "funeral march of a marionette" which is a piano piece i recently learned!! (and also because he's dorky and adorable)

[@Iovesoren]

I love Craig so fucking much and I didn't think I could favor anyone else but then Damien just fucked my ass up

[@nekopii]

He friggin had a Naruto fanfiction book binded!!! Lmao!! Okay so I love Damien's luscious locks and everything, but I'd love to see him in a short do~ I honestly did not expect Damien's route to be this cute~

[@chibiluvur272]

HE READS NARUTO FANFICTION, I AM D E C E A S E D.

[@imtotallyconfused]

it's probably been said but you're a hero for all these playthroughs

[@makaylahatesyou6703]

"A Chemical...Romance.....th-that's a band?" I love Goth Daddy a lot. edit: ( *GOTH DADDY LOOKS SO GOOD AS A VETERINARIAN ANIMAL THINGY I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN CREATURE*)

[@puppyboysnufffilm]

“I’m sensing a romance between us, a chemical romance.... That’s a band?” DAMNIT DAMIEN YOU PURE BEAN OF JOY

[@ruthlesslistener]

HOLY SHIT GOTH DAD IS FUCKING ADORABLE

[@orphicmeraki8098]

yes my trans goth dad!!!

[@cheyturtledragon8374]

Did anyone notice that Robert is called Smalls, Hugo is Nerd, Dadsona is other nerd, Matt is Coffee Dad, Craig is Kale, and Brian is Mario Batali OMG! XDDDDDDDDDD

[@twinkerzelle]

Damien is literally my favorite out of all of them aH

[@ElizabethJasmineNino]

16:27 LUCIEN IS ACTUALLY DONALD TRUMP CONFIRMED.

[@user-qh4jk6ye9g]

6:22 "No Damien,I did not know that.Frankly I don't care,you see I'm too busy staring at-DAMN! GET IT CRIAG!!"

[@cheyennethedragon1200]

Oh god he's got smut X3

[@brightsidenight]

"I'm sensing a romance between us. A... chemical romance. Wait, that's a band?!" Damien is the cutest I swear.

[@shadowofyunki6851]

Words can not truly explain o excited I got when Amanda mentioned watching The Lost Boys. That made my day.

[@shigari_kun]

the cutest dad was hiding under all those over masculine grill men (?

[@morganalexandra6236]

Damien is the best! Idk why everyone flocks to Craig and Robert... Huh, guess that's more Damien for me to keep precious!

[@hazelfeather6762]

I lost it when they said "I do hope that this letter finds you in good health." AND IN A PROSPEROUS ENOUGH POSITION TO PUT WEALTH IN THE POCKETS OF PEOPLE LIKE ME: DOWN ON THEIR LUCK AHH

[@funky2670]

43:16 omg i lovs this boi

[@rzxlexy]

"I've always had a love for art, history, and fashion." Take me Goth daddy...

[@taiishere1468]

9inches: *makes 3000 MCR references* Me: Really? In front of my salad?

[@hellothere2572]

He's so adorable we must protect it (after we burn his hentai of course).

[@funky2670]

Hello There no dont burn it its important

[@misspuffin8854]

Goth Dad's Voice is Adorable.

[@AirieFeristo]

Is it still possible to unlock the good ending when you fuck up his gargoyle statue? I didn't fix it on time, but still got an A rank.

[@Kikostarburst]

I appreciate how you pause after long messages to give us time to read them. Its small, but really thoughtful and sweet ❤❤

[@nebulawings]

I honest to God wasn't even aware Damien was trans. Glad to see him respected in-game.

[@kawaiiblueneko5712]

"I'm sensing a romance between us.....a chemical romance. What? That's a band?" I love him. So much.

[@Misszeldafairbright]

ALL THESE MCR REFERENCES WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME