there's spam bots in the comments, always look for the check next to my name to know it's my real account, I will never ask for you to message me on telegram or anywhere else. I would also never give away anything.
@WeOnlyEatSoup2 жыл бұрын
Glad you have recovered from the loss of your brother in that cave.
@Dice-Head2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for telling people instead of just letting it happen, most people just don't bother to care if there's spam.
@DanceTranced2 жыл бұрын
goodcunt
@teebobaggins2 жыл бұрын
You're telling me I haven't won a yacht and the hand of a beautiful Asian princess?! Dude, why did I subscribe?!
@LordTuskis2 жыл бұрын
This is false. You do, in fact, give out YT comment hearts.
@legomikey2 жыл бұрын
After the Dream face reveal I'm worried internet historian doesn't actually look like Harold but actually looks like another average white dude
@LZ4COMPRESSION2 жыл бұрын
boy do i have some news for you
@drubs72 жыл бұрын
He's not white, he's new zeland
@Runesofanime2 жыл бұрын
its okay i am sure he doesn't have toxic fanbase
@boarfaceswinejaw45162 жыл бұрын
@@drubs7 he is in actuality a maori warrior, with a fully painted face.
@Barryislarge2 жыл бұрын
@@drubs7 the nz-word pass?
@CaptainCFAngi2 жыл бұрын
Dream looks exactly like someone who refuses to take normal pills
@rootfelixfake67162 жыл бұрын
Like someone who takes normal pills on a daily basis.
@wackzacko2 жыл бұрын
Dream looks like he tried to see what would happen if he took all the normal pills.
@CheeseChud2 жыл бұрын
He looks like the main male character in a Disney channel movie, he looks like an extra from any movie,
@kimorayn17332 жыл бұрын
Thems the Fax!
@friedtomatoes49462 жыл бұрын
So me
@rushbnostopp2 жыл бұрын
This video absolutely slapped. “Popular just because they are popular” is real talk papa Sumit
@analogicaleuphimism20782 жыл бұрын
I can argue that that's not true. Mt. Beast got popular because he started as a reaction channel that turned into a massive Philantrophy organisation that helps millions. Dream got popular because he was a pretty skilled minecraft speedrunner (pre-scandal) and made pretty entertaining minecraft videos. Technically no offense but Sumito got popular because he talks about other people's drama and shows up in Internet Historian's video a lot. Anything sounds underwhelming if you dumb it down a lot. Anyone that's popular gets more popular for the sake of being popular, that's just the side effect of having a lot of people talk about you.
@Donerbrt2 жыл бұрын
@@analogicaleuphimism2078 mr beast just threw money to make videos that would make them so outrageous that people had to check it out, "pulling a car using toy cars" "i spent one biajillion dollars to recreatw the holocaust", of course he turned to philantrophy because that's a logical step to upsizing his content while maintaining his good guy status. Sumito nailed dreams rise pretty well, so i wom't touch that. Now, to adress the trivializing part you can use that argument against everything, sure, an engineer just makes stuff, a doctor just makes people feel better. All of them take the same path to reach that destination, but being lucky or/and a complete arogant asshole surely makes people think worse of you.
@analogicaleuphimism20782 жыл бұрын
@@Donerbrt Regardless of how you feel about Dream as a person, he's doing something with his videos that consistently garners him millions of views and you just don't luck into a fanbase as crazy and fanatical as his. Getting one successful video is one thing, but every single one of your videos consistently gaining 20 million+ views despite it being "just him playing Minecraft" isn't just luck. That's a 1.75 trillion chance kinda level of luck, which people has pointed out extensively that Dream does not have. It's not that Sumito can't understand, it's that he doesn't want to understand. Sure he's not obligated to, but you can't just make a statement like "they're only popular because they're popular" which completely undermines years worth of hard work and effort learning the algorithm and making videos that appeal to so many people. Dream is an arrogant dickhead, but you don't have to like him to acknowledge that he got successful for a reason. If it's that easy then why hasn't Sumito surpassed either of them if he's such a hardworking content creator with his Vaporeon video. Internet Historian is also one of these kinds of big youtubers he talks about. His videos have a ton of cuts and edits and his videos garner millions of views despite barely posting because he already has a large fanbase. He's popular because he's popular. But I don't see Sumito complaining about him. This would probably the part where you will tell me that the reason he's so popular is because IH puts in a lot of effort researching and portraying events and telling them in such a fun and entertaining way, but that would mean acknowledging that a big youtuber actually has skill.
@analogicaleuphimism20782 жыл бұрын
@@javsandarts Apologist? Apologizing for what? I didn't defend Dream once. I just said Sumito's statement about Dream and Mr. Beast becoming popular for no reason is objectively wrong. Both creators didn't get as large as they did overnight.
@Alex383692 жыл бұрын
That’s not true for mr beast. The dude suffered and grinder yt for so many years before he got popular.
@Thembothegreat2 жыл бұрын
With the amount of haters he has, along with the amount of insane obsessed fans, Dream revealing his face means he has now put a bounty on his head
@jonahselwood70172 жыл бұрын
They'd end up getting the wrong guy
@henriquefinger9352 жыл бұрын
@@jonahselwood7017 calculated risk
@kazekami49572 жыл бұрын
so people are gonna hit matpat's house now?
@chadgunner44032 жыл бұрын
Real life Manhunt
@gavinf282 жыл бұрын
@@jonahselwood7017 Shane Dawson in danger
@neskey2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a Dream hater" instant like
@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia2 жыл бұрын
Dream showing his face is like Mark Zuckerberg renting out an entire fighting ring to practice, in that I don't care about their inflated egos
@pretzelstick3202 жыл бұрын
Exactly. People are bagging on him because of the ego trip and the other shit he’s done, not what he looks like.
@jrichardson60482 жыл бұрын
Dream's face reveal is incredible in that it made me realize that I can reach a level of apathy I thought was impossible.
@Whobgobblin2 жыл бұрын
There’s no way he smiled and tilted his face at that angle and didn’t consider any link to the troll face
@gremlin56642 жыл бұрын
shows dedication to release this the same day he had a face reveal
@SumitoMedia2 жыл бұрын
I was resetting my sleep, happy coincidence
@dustinmorrison63152 жыл бұрын
The Internet Historian face reveal is the most anticipated event of KZbin.
@nothinatall49432 жыл бұрын
Sumito, you make it super easy for a 34 year old to keep up with the YT drama that, to be honest, I don't care about. But when you talk about it, I do! Until I don't. But I still love ya, pal. If I ever see you crying on the floor at VidCon, I'll jump down with ya and cry the biggest cry I've ever cried. And I've lost a lot of balloons to wind in my day.
@SimplySwayze2 жыл бұрын
I’m one of those people who only know Dream through the drama/controversies that diffuse through the internet to the rest of us who aren’t actively on Twitter, and I was so ready for ‘I hate Dream’ to be the running joke of the video that it actually threw me for a loop when I realized the sincerity of your dislike for him.
@ragnorak64522 жыл бұрын
Damn, gotta rewatch this video because I couldn't hear a word over how jealous I am of that millennium puzzle. It just adds something undescribable.
@ragnorak64522 жыл бұрын
Back after the second viewing to say I don't think I could recognise dream if I saw him murder my family and dedicated my life to a revenge arc.
@noahosborne64542 жыл бұрын
Dream looks like he's about to ask me If I've heard of the high elves
@gnackered2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for reminding me that I am so old that KZbin didn't bother to even attempt showing me any of this.
@Astartes-69692 жыл бұрын
Dream just looks like the normal dude at your Highschool that stopped taking his Medication.
@teebobaggins2 жыл бұрын
I ironically screamed like an 8th grader at your face reveal, and had a very nice neighbor come over and check on me lol
@bigvideosfordumdums32642 жыл бұрын
I hope dream isn't eviscerated by his insane fans when they see him on the street corner.
@Fanimati0n2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he looks too generic to be recognized
@bigvideosfordumdums32642 жыл бұрын
@@Fanimati0n you doubt the absolute insanity of his "Stans"
@Snp20242 жыл бұрын
@@bigvideosfordumdums3264 true they be collecting his piss if they could.
@ScampiTheSighted2 жыл бұрын
They will consume his flesh like beasts
@nob22432 жыл бұрын
I'd be really surprised, if Dream takes all the jokes and comparisons about his face half as good, as Sumito does the jokes about him being a Mutahar lookalike.
@Wyrmsforbrains2 жыл бұрын
There's something so aggravating about a million people waiting for a face reveal like he's the messiah- like who tf cares. Also love the content sumito ik you read all the comments
@milan0452 жыл бұрын
> like who tf cares Kids, children, infants, toddlers...
@pokemonchase98762 жыл бұрын
Wow dream sure does look like the person who runs the dream twitter account.
@DrBiznisGoosePhD2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the only face reveal I’m here for is Ye Olde Internet Historian. Then again, I just assume there’s a Harold avatar just roaming the streets of New Zealand, photoshopping life together. And life is still good ❤
@werewolffstudios2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me a bit of the OddOnesOut and his face reveal a few years ago. He made a joke about how he would have to hype up something like that, then cut to a shot of himself recording the voiceover. Honestly made the whole thing a lot more memorable to me.
@LhDominator2 жыл бұрын
You put my thoughts about Dream into words way better than I ever could. I never liked the guy, I knew why, but I couldn't hit everything on the nose like you did. Great shit, man
@nbsprivet91382 жыл бұрын
Sumito really just woke up and chose violence and i 100% support that
@benjaminscrogins72752 жыл бұрын
I feel like making it a bigger deal than it was supposed to be is how he came to his status in the first place. No shot he doesn't milk the drama to come for content
@Criegrrunov2 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I am starting to think that Sumito doesn't like Dream... Must be a lack of normal pills
@MiningNatureYT2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing MatPat upload his reaction to GTLive as a Short with 0 context and I was like "what am I looking at? You don't have anything on screen, and you have the title promising a Dream face reveal but there's nothing-" so I googled it and I couldn't tell if Mat was joking or not because Dream looks so NOT SHOCKING
@keoniflow20192 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT, HES ON TIME FOR ONCE, LETS GOOOO
@david6avila2 жыл бұрын
That's how big this moment in internet history is.
@MeGustaWHAT2 жыл бұрын
hey man, I'm of the mindset as long as someone shows up to their job in a reasonable timeframe and does good work all is well. who cares if they're a bit late
@hey_how_are_ya2 жыл бұрын
If I was dream I would pay random people to wear his mask and shop at stores and if a fan ran into them they would take off the mask in front of them and make them think it's a secret
@PULAPaint2 жыл бұрын
I would whip my nae nae if internet historian would face reveal
@armedstrobbery19342 жыл бұрын
I was swishing Mouthwash when you threw up Walter Jr. as Dream on the screen, and I immediately spit it all out 😂
@yoced2 жыл бұрын
im so proud of you sumito
@zerotakis2 жыл бұрын
The only youtubers worth getting hot and bothered over are the ones who go dark for over a year and then drop a video about animal names like it's nothing.
@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED2 жыл бұрын
Sumito needs a pat on the back for that 5th try guy joke😂
@Worsterest2 жыл бұрын
You know what, the hype would be worth it if he was just an actual pirate with a hook hand, peg leg, eyepatch and parrot on his shoulder
@joeljs97782 жыл бұрын
Sumitos new outline compliments his sigma jawline. I'm still concerned about the grey dude behind him though
@SavageDoesSomething2 жыл бұрын
Dream would never make it through The Squeeze
@milan0452 жыл бұрын
His jaw wouldnt even make through the entrance on the surface... I doubt he can get in a normal minivan. Sad really...
@yasuhoe70192 жыл бұрын
I cant believe dream was Mutahar this entire time! :0
@Mediocreinput2 жыл бұрын
Dream looks exactly like someone who is the son of a Chemistry Teacher turned into Kingpin Drug Dealer
@Dice-Head2 жыл бұрын
Yeah popular youtubers aren't actually popular for their actual personality or character. It just becomes a law of whatever platform they are on. They. Will. Be. Popular. Nobody knows why and most wish they weren't.
@Kirishin2 жыл бұрын
I legit thought that he had already shown his face like around the the time his music video about some happy pills or whatever was out. I wouldn't have known about his face reveal anyway if it wasn't for like two random twitter memes about it.
@nelsonis912 жыл бұрын
Man, I sure am glad that I came across this channel. Sumito has some good takes and a well rounded point of view. Definitely someone I would like to grab a beer with.
@whoknows60022 жыл бұрын
5:00 firstly yes, secondly: those guys and girls are most likely participating in a work enviorment.
@luciuseclipse2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, I love the P4 analysis videos Hiding in Private does.
@exhauststeam94292 жыл бұрын
So happy you finally gave into the fans and did your face reveal must be a lot off your plate now :)
@bluebros.72662 жыл бұрын
The stans would've disliked the shit outta this video but Sumito is spitting facts here
@TotemSP22 жыл бұрын
Stay Care. Excellent, claim it, roll with it! That is gold right there.
@cyanideinmycereal10772 жыл бұрын
He no longer wears a mask with a smile, for hours at a time.
@redsaaryn38322 жыл бұрын
When is sumito going to do a face reveal? We need to know the real sumito!
@exLightningg2 жыл бұрын
I cannot fathom caring that much about what some guys face looks like, it's at like 20 something million views. Then again as soon as Belle Delphine did full frontal I was straight onto looking that up so I can't really judge.
@mumkeymaan46002 жыл бұрын
Won't be surprised to see #PutTheBeardBackOn trending after Internet Historian's face reveal
@caleb_artzs25332 жыл бұрын
"I don't even like Dream I just want to know if his ugly or not" - Random commenter from a Ludwig stream -
@gwotkid2 жыл бұрын
Love how dream immediately made the exact post you predicted he would and is taking like two weeks off lmao 💀
@MrEnKaye2 жыл бұрын
That dig on textbook "editions" really got me 🤣
@VRKidneystone2 жыл бұрын
Sumito to call you a comedic genius would be an insult. You're a god damn comedic mastermind.
@meatman6982 жыл бұрын
I'm so thankful for the small channels that post content on mobile games that I play, they the real ones fr fr 🙏
@diagonalelbow8872 жыл бұрын
Only a matter of time until internet historian does a face reveal and ruins lives
@TheLeefung2 жыл бұрын
I watched Papa Meats animation about his face reveal, and you can't convince that he doesn't have a parasite on the other side of his face, which breastfeeds him, I might add.
@LeonXvoN2 жыл бұрын
That Human Shrek comparison is UNCANNY
@faircelt86352 жыл бұрын
I was wondering how fast it would take you to upload this, good stuff Sumito
@McQuiznos2 жыл бұрын
Yogscast still slaps though, been watching them for 12 some odd years now lol. Nice knowing they have a place in sumito lore.
@snackguardian2 жыл бұрын
Time for IH to face reveal to blow away Dream off trending.
@Dixar2 жыл бұрын
Ey yo! The Riddler was fucking spot on! My new profile pick 100%!
@cookierayyt34062 жыл бұрын
i expected sumito to be smoking, but this? this guys a volcano gorsh darn
@Samotbackwards2 жыл бұрын
my billy willy did bing bong
@tjbr502 жыл бұрын
I just explained the dream face reveal to my 4 year old so that your statement about telling my children would be true.
@Tuskor1302 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for Dream to be added to the collage of Whiteguy McStraightmale video game protagonists
@yeehawcity41302 жыл бұрын
sumito is so real for this one. bro never misses
@n3k0lai2 жыл бұрын
dawg u voiced my vague unhappiness with dream perfectly
@amiiboguy53572 жыл бұрын
I watched TommyInnit's rection and all I could think was ''Aren't these guys friends he should already know what Dream looks like'' the faceless people of youtube normally have one around Friends/Family with the camera off
@glittersauce2 жыл бұрын
Loved you in the new Internet Historian video- Oscar worthy acting
@outlawdg2 жыл бұрын
bro you look like you walked straight outta one of the yakuza games, sick shirt
@Phoenix_Films2 жыл бұрын
you always post when I'm lingering on the main page, it's like you want me to be one of the first everytime
@themachineeatsitself2 жыл бұрын
"Small" youtubers like Sumito are freed of the expectations of countless normies and will only attract other weirdos that share their interests. The issue is that they can get too "big" and need to meet those expectations through bigger and grander content, prove to be nothing but corporate algorithm types, or the times change and prevent that user from doing their usual stuff (see Idubbz). Success is what you make of it. Though being financially stable is a plus. Keep it up, man, you must stand tall and proud... even when you're ranting about wanting to fuck a Vaporeon.
@pagle9582 жыл бұрын
Hitting the nail on the head so hard Home Depot is filing a DV report
@Minnipresso Жыл бұрын
you were a yogscast fan??? mucheru respecteru
@infinitesora2 жыл бұрын
Omg Sumito you used envious instead of jealous 10/10 best youtuber, maybe even best person
@Wingdingsbill2 жыл бұрын
Bro millennium puzzle chain goes hard
@trashgoblin54792 жыл бұрын
Please be safe and protect yourself from the little black doppelganger behind you 🙏🙏🙏
@Cambone132 жыл бұрын
Glad to see the mic/standup set return. Always my favorite
@MacabreMole2 жыл бұрын
"Half a dozen Pixar characters" Only shows one Pixar character.
@specticulrtainment18092 жыл бұрын
if dream looked like the elephant man or Quasimodo, then we'd have something to talk about
@forgingluck2 жыл бұрын
Yooo issa sumitomedia face reveal 🥚
@JohnDoe-ks9xx2 жыл бұрын
The first thought I had when watching the face reveal Was "so your the biggest minecraft youtuber but you can't afford a decent camera?" 😂
@MrGeorgetudo2 жыл бұрын
This video absolutely slapped congrats dude
@eduu17172 жыл бұрын
Sumito you gave great content and just keep posting lol. Also is internet historian short?
@O.G-Loc78612 жыл бұрын
I see you with that Millennium Puzzle, Sumito Media the King of Games!
@Kammithekiller2 жыл бұрын
....sleeping for 16hrs, ah finally, relatable content!
@elonmusk4202 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until papa Historian reveals his face
@adubseven2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Internet Historian is actually Karl Pilkingtons' real persona. It's alright innit?
@theletsgo2 жыл бұрын
The only reveal I'm waiting for is the Sumito / IH 2022 radish crop reveal
@MemberRoach2 жыл бұрын
Don't be alarmed, but there's a green man standing behind you..
@atoz1to9ization2 жыл бұрын
Sumitos jealous that dream did a face reveal before he could
@double_o17462 жыл бұрын
So brave of you to do a face reveal sumito! And you look so handsome 😍
@pretzelstick3202 жыл бұрын
He kinda looks like lord Farquad
@boigercat2 жыл бұрын
Glad you brought up Dunky because I'm still messed up over that lol
@InquisitorKryptman2 жыл бұрын
0:39 Warhammer40k: Like bro my 9th edition rulebook has been sitting on the shelf for two years I want to at least get one game in before it ends
@beijing_duck68612 жыл бұрын
Literally mat pat
@wolfe68192 жыл бұрын
Sumito back at it again with another banger! I love your content, keep up the great work!
@attrition71 Жыл бұрын
Now reports say he's putting the mask BACK ON bc of bullying. Lmfao