Dreaming Of Carbs | Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story

[@mkm282]

The delivery of the "I drank the fucking lot mate" was out of this world🤣🤣

[@thatonefruitthatistasty708]

Scot scheme boys and girls have “tanned the fuckin lot” of plenty of substances that gym lad would disapprove of and that makes me so happy 😂

[@thatonefruitthatistasty708]

Cuz I’ve done it to about 90% of what they have too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@martinhendry2683]

"snorted a couple o' lines o' kwinohah" might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@AlexMc13x]

Quinwahhh

[@Loctorak]

Have you heard James Acaster pronounce focaccia? Not to say "this is better", but it is funny. You can probably only find it if you have access to his special on Netflix, though.

[@nilo7727]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kylevinson7404]

​@@AlexMc13x😅😅

[@oneminuteerik584]

He is a genius in the art of comedy and storytelling.

[@realPromotememedia]

That’s not story telling that’s recounting what the 18 stone 18 year old actually ate 😆

[@davidsanderson5918]

The genius is you don't realise he's telling a story, but he is. :)

[@davidsanderson5918]

@@realPromotememedia Maybe so but there's a lot going here besides a list. He acts out scenarios with just the bare minimum and you're there. I love that sort of standup.

[@daryldooey1830]

As Billy said

[@BlueZirnitra]

Steady on genius is a bit much what's up with hyperbole these days

[@wils35]

Love the fact you can tell he lived that life he explains, One of my favourite comedians Kevin is. RIP Sean Lock one of my other favourite comedians.

[@Luna-wg6ic]

I never knew he'd passed. I liked him. Shame.

[@jason41a]

The guy's way of pronouncing avocado is bloody brilliant mate

[@soundzrinmygarden3833]

The perfect guy to take the baton from Billy Connolly and keep us laughing

[@Luna-wg6ic]

As opposed to Frankie Boyle. "I was working in a mortuary, when I walked in to this boy balls deep into a dead girl. He looked at me and asked if I fancied cracking open a cold one...

[@augustaccount4160]

@@Luna-wg6ic lovely stuff 😂

[@hugoagogo9435]

Any holes a goal

[@basilboy4173]

Thank f@#% for KZbin.. living in Canada ,this is the only way I can watch this brilliant linguistic legend.

[@utsavrajoria3955]

“Oh he’ll go off his head if I said toast.” 🤣

[@davem4544]

Kevin is a comedy genius! He says what the rest of us are thinking , I wish I had his accent.....what a legend!

[@angele1968]

I can't agree more and concerning the Scottish accent OMG ! It makes my heart melt ! Since I was 14 when I spent nearly one month there 😉, when I feel a little bit down... I look for Kevin... and then I have a big laugh, and I feel good again ! I can't wait to be back in Scotland !💙🤍💙🤍. Bonne journée de France !(have a good day from France)

[@magsbulldog]

@@angele1968 that's a cool comment. When you do return I wish you have a great time. ✊

[@michaelfarrell4824]

@@angele1968 We look forward to having you again

[@angele1968]

@@michaelfarrell4824 thank you so much...you are so kind 💙🤍💙🤍 . Have a good day 🤗

[@angele1968]

@@magsbulldog Thank you ! I mean every single word .

[@robertstephens3889]

I am from south africa and just love the way kev rocks on with his story telling, he is f%#&*@g brilliant

[@jeff_n1535]

That he is, boet!

[@CantEatFlutes]

This guy never seems to disappoint

[@Jmvars]

This is one of my favorite bits of his. "I drank the fucking lot, mate" always gets me. The hostility when he says it :'D

[@Loctorak]

FROOT!?

[@johnpaulirvine5845]

It's that quick sideways glance that makes it...

[@speedmachine69]

One of the most brilliant of his generation

[@markdabbs6520]

"Give me a quid or you're getting stabbed!"

[@JoshIzSka]

"You have no idea how low I would stoop for breakfast mate, cold pashwari naan with Nutella on it" bro i been there too during the student years xD "Yellow, that was the only colour i would eat mate, Y e L l A h"

[@Matty.Hill_87]

"didn't say that because he'd punch the fuck outta me" 😭😭😂

[@micheleturley8758]

Oh my God - I love this man. Comedy genius.

[@lazthegreat10]

Can't get enough of Mr Kevin bridges

[@xTheMaxinho]

He’s SO hilarious, spot on with all these gym-mammals 😂

[@adamcupples8082]

"I drank the fucking lot mate" has to be the best delivered line in comedy history

[@dylanrafala9060]

The way he says "fruit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UKKC80s]

Feeruu

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

*"Froot"* 😁

[@themurrrr]

Lol, love the way he pronounces the word fruit as if it comes with an exclamation mark embedded. FROOH!

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

"Fuck it! I will put down *10 AVOCADOS!"* 3:24 😆😅

[@diabaloth]

This guy makes me proud to be scottish hope he never forgets where he comes from.

[@WSK207]

Hard to forget with that thick accent.

[@diabaloth]

@@WSK207 some people loose accents depending on where they live etc so if he goes to another country he might well loose it but heres hoping he doesnt :)

[@euanscotland]

@@diabaloth can you name any Scottish people (especially someone from Glasgow) that has a "lost" accent ?

[@diabaloth]

@@euanscotland robert carlyle, christ even gerrard butler too lol i guess its what hollywood does to you

[@camerondon3712]

@@euanscotland I'm part Glaswegian and never had an accent. Honestly quite disappointed.

[@stablefairy9437]

he nails it every time!!!!

[@paulineaird5040]

I am crying from laughing so hard!

[@shomgerry]

I love that Johnny guy he always refers to 😂😂😂

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

“You should *commend* me on a bowl of fruit!” 1:35 😅😂😆😂😂😆😆😆😆

[@rhonda2555]

Love his take on life. Love his southern accent. Fruits bad for you. Cold peshawar naan with Nutella on it lol

[@rossaustin7147]

Southern?

[@rhonda2555]

Yes you're right. My mistake. I was watching Peter kay and he does the southern Irish accent when he's mimicking his mother. I got the two of them mixed up. My mistake.

[@rossaustin7147]

@@rhonda2555 nooo, im sorry i was not instigating a arguement i thought you maybe meant the south of glasgow lol

[@OldSkoolWax]

@@rhonda2555 Peter Kay does the northern Irish accent, not southern. His Ma's from Tyrone

[@GraphicsBranded]

@@rhonda2555 Kevin Bridges is not Irish, "Southern Irish" or Northern Irish. He's Scottish. Different country.

[@andreashaynes3346]

Kevin, you’re a GENIUS!!! 😂👍💯

[@washedexteriorcleaning]

Legendary😂

[@MB-pt6lq]

Love this guy! Hilarious!

[@GeoffMorrisdrive]

He is pure class

[@johnmcmullen7510]

Kev top class man

[@deborahwatson2432]

Brilliant Kev.i.n ❤️

[@derekmalley3742]

OUTSTANDING........!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vivienmccabe4456]

Brilliant performance

[@ladyd212011]

😂😂God I love him!💖

[@kanifuker721]

Everybody needs a bit of this guy in Lockdown, funny as F&%". Cheers

[@jeannewillemse6433]

Its funny because one of the most common side effect of some steroids (specifically Tren) is eventually being 100% convinced your misses is cheating. So pretty accurate.

[@jackhennessy1645]

Source ?

[@TheBabaweb]

we love kevin bridges :)

[@sv-bd5em]

FROOT

[@katemccoy1531]

If anyone turns the subtitles on they've even got loads of words wrong 🤣🤣

[@keshavsatyadeo2928]

That was freaking hilarious 🤣🤣

[@goaway2803]

I loved hearing you say Fruit great accent

[@calinagotici2253]

Früt

[@Luna-wg6ic]

Well, if you want to cut out carbs (the fuel of the body), I won't argue, but if you want less strain on your body and greater health, without all the shit which goes with an unnatural diet, I still won't argue. Cut out excess sugar, stop eating so much fried food, actually start some sort of reasonable exercise plan, then maybe, you could end up not with type 2 diabetes or looking American on a disability scooter with your fat rolls dripping over the sides of the seat, but seriously, eat protein, eat carbs, cut out most of the takeaways and actually cook your own food without frying. Grill your bacon, it's easy. We live in weird times where people are killing themselves by overeating. I'm writing this eating a veg stirfry with boiled noodles with black bean sauce and salt and pepper to flavour. This is how easy it is. Tomorrow, chicken, fried in a pan, very little oil, curry spices, mushrooms, onions, etc, boiled rice, very healthy, gives loads of nutrients, cheap to make and very filling. I don't plan to make myself unhealthy because I don't care what I eat. Anyone can do it and it costs less than eating shit. Protein, carbs and micronutrients. Keeps you alive, full and healthy. Also stops you developing an American accent and buying guns.

[@aston8141]

My favourite comedian, ever I can't stop laughing at his amazing jokes

[@olenilsen4660]

0:45 is such an epic statement! :D :D :D

[@boahnation9932]

It's all about making the small changes, every step is a step in the right direction, and one day soon you'll see that all those little steps are building up. Working on yourself whether it be physically or mentally takes a lot of time and effort and results don't come quickly, and results are sometimes hard to see. A good analogy would be did you see yourself physically growing as you grew up as a child? It happens, but very slowly. Everyone else can see it, but we can't, so just think about where you were before and keep working :) love yall!

[@davidfrews]

Did I create you in a PlayStation game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thegulagarchipelago5921]

Best in the universe!!!!!

[@SO-12]

Snorted a few lines of Quin…waaaaaaaaa 😂

[@leonida557]

The truth is I have to switch subtitles on as I struggle to understand everything, but the avocado and craving carbs killed me :D

[@hannahsweeney2385]

3:24 Me buying Irn bru at the weekend..😂😂😂

[@SandyRiverBlue]

Terry's Chocolate Orange. Technically a fruit?

[@danieldavid3160]

"More, more, more!" How do you like HIM, how do you like Him?" 🤣

[@davidmaurettemusic]

legend !!!

[@connorinnes8987]

Naah let's make it ten for a Monday morning 🤣🤣🤣

[@monaebreak561]

Boll a frutt 😂

[@proximaBx]

How does Kevin only have 52k subscribers?

[@georgeboardman2066]

I have to see Kevin live i have his dvds and i watch him on u tube all the time he cracks me up. it does get on my nerves when i see some of the comments about needing to watch him with the subtles on i get it myself when I speak to people from the South of England because i am a scouser why should he change the way he speaks because some people can't be bothered to concentrate on what he is saying or are trying to have a dig at the Scottish accent or a northern accent i love the scouser karaoke joke and the joke about your mates dad ordering a takeaway no family gets over a punch to the dads chin comedy gold haha

[@UKKC80s]

I agree. I have no problem with his accent as my Nan was from Scotland, Glasgow and I am in tune with the accent. You just need to listen a bit harder is all.

[@sarelito9202]

I don't think anyone is criticizing, probably just frustrated that they're missing out on what he's saying!

[@SO-12]

I’m from Leeds and I can understand every word he says. I think his Scottish accent makes it even funnier 😂

[@harishsrinivasan5249]

fahkin frut m8 fahkin frut 😂

[@marsbar1707]

scottish legend

[@Zizo629]

I think about this big every time I go to the gym.

[@Tigs2]

After this I tried a spaghetti toasty , yum yum yum 😂

[@aston8141]

@i had a f>|€~%# Terry's chocolate orange mate ha can't stop laughing

[@u4riahsc]

I don’t think a non-Glaswegian could ever master that accent.

[@pseudonayme7717]

I'm from Dundee and I can assure you that most Scots can do a 'Weegee' accent as we call it. Most of Dundee's native residents have family roots in Glasgow, so although the accent isn't the same, it's very similar. It's also the most common Scots accent because it's the accent of the most populous parts of the country.

[@cyberhermit1222]

Naturally funny

[@yoyoyoghurt5099]

nothing better than a yellow tea

[@franciscofajardo4135]

CLASS 😂😂😂😂

[@DesertDreamer]

Hilarious 😆

[@wildnfree101]

A quid is very reasonable to not get stabbed (quid/£1/$1.38)

[@unionbear0796]

Did a create you in a PlayStation game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@williamtaylor874]

genius !

[@staceynolan8577]

A-VOO-CA-DOO

[@lobserve1]

Yellow, that was the only color I would eat.

[@jessiegilmore8792]

You are awesome come to America plzzz

[@seanherraghty4283]

0:44 when a see Ryan jack

[@glentweedie602]

I can see Mr. Muscles dragging your ass out of the gym before you corrupt his clients & fuck up his lifelong diet that he's trying to publish 😂😂😂😂😂

[@seamyf4018]

I never find comedians funny but he's unreal

[@steelmagnum5131]

0:09 1:45 1:52 0:05

[@Torcher75]

4:44

[@maybenotsure5380]

10 avocado 🥑😂🤣🤣🤣

[@BudgieFan101]

Seriously Funny Shit

[@godalmighty5331]

Hysterical ! Yeah I saw promoting sugar today ... If it has any calories it has sugar... "Calories " means ENERGY. We can all figure that if we have loads of energy then sit down not using it there is going to be a problem with it. If you have energy with the grace and for the glory of our creator God please spend it wisely. Your heavenly brother God the son Holy 1 Lord Christ Jesus Grail Zeal in the flesh Charlie Ososami. Peace

[@bradynloader4151]

Whats the show

[@Dan-jo8py]

Fuck. I eat as bad as kevin bridges...

[@timothy790110]

wooden spoons only come in the small single serving containers, phish.

[@jenniferwitt7389]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josephiosefa7260]

10 avos I’m crying

[@holdingnamerequired4703]

I upload everyday at 19:30

[@beady123]

Frit

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

*”Froot”* 😁

[@richardmcniff6776]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@minnumseerrund]

but ice cream isnt carbohydrates

[@jmckendry84]

It is if you put it in a morning roll

[@JB-vd8bi]

It's actually quite high in carbs

[@mct0407]

Sugar is carbohydrates…

[@BinManSays87]

100% Mac n cheese butty quite possibly the best and worse thing in the world.....maybe with a scotch egg on side

[@Luna-wg6ic]

Breakfast? Is this still a thing?

[@akwrite]

How can u be so Scottish))

[@marinasaake7260]

"fdoot"

[@victoriakendrick6906]

Cut the subtitles please....they only distract from enjoyment.They certainly don't match anything that is being said

[@LaFlaneuse0]

There's no subs. I think you've turned the KZbin auto subs on by accident

[@rwilko9525]

I can't understand half the words he's saying. Never thought I'd need subtitles for English.

[@ps5user155]

Why does he lean back