Germany's Worst Defeats | Countryballs

[@williamohman5469]

Actually, Germany usually beats England in Football. That's why it's such a big thing this year

[@Parkhead67]

Let me guess, you're German

[@panzer682]

@@Parkhead67 you're

[@Parkhead67]

@@panzer682 wht?

[@H.G.Halberd]

@@Parkhead67 you used the wrong your/you're

[@Parkhead67]

@@H.G.Halberd oh

[@Etherbeats90210]

Actually there is also a German Alabama, we just call it Saarland

[@phantafan7965]

Geschichten aus'm Saarland.

[@jorritvanderkooi939]

In the Netherlands we have Urk, they still think they’re an island, you’re not in Urk, you’re ON Urk

[@kylianlol13]

@@jorritvanderkooi939 they aren't our alabama that would be an insult to incest.

[@jorritvanderkooi939]

Kylian als gamer indeed, they’re worse

[@Ben_wallner]

Ye

[@Kiev_The_Great]

Drew: "Germany needs more W against England" England Football fans: Remembering 1970, 1990, 1996, 2010. *PTSD INTENSIFIES*

[@brainninja7089]

😬

[@VBZ180]

1914 christmas truce match also 😉

[@Kiev_The_Great]

@@VBZ180 won't be having that. Captain Blackadder was never offside!

[@JackJawFish]

And uh when we got invaded by the jutes Germany for some reason and Norway I think

[@dbsussex6885]

the ball crossed the line we should've won in 2010

[@bulldowozer5858]

Drew: "Can't they get one dub" Germany, who has won against England over the past 55 years: *"You underestimate my power"*

[@karnisgodspeedruns9854]

don't even tell him that,he literally don't read the comment sections anymore and he don't know anything about football (soccer if you're americans)

[@shweli4326]

@Kaiser Floppa II good point

[@seyamrahman1002]

@Kaiser Floppa II then surrendered to South Korea and Mexico in a two front war

[@headphones8362]

Ok Anakin

[@Wash3D122]

@@karnisgodspeedruns9854 how do you know

[@alandrion]

In Germany we call this a "Frechheit"

[@lennartboehme594]

@Furll almost but no frechheit means being rude

[@Balls2334]

@Furll Hey French. Want some shotguns?

[@rifatrasiti2365]

to be honest i agree i was born in germany and was led to believe germany is bad at everything and many flex their victory on germany just because of two big wars which isnt our fault a bad dictator gained support.

[@PeccatorSpePlenus]

“I don’t think Germany has ever won over England” Anglo-Saxon Conquerors “Are we a joke to you?”

[@placeholdernameisplacehold7671]

Yeah, the English are the decedents of German colonists. It's the Welsh who they conquered and forced out of England. They conquered them so hard, they learned the ancient anglo word for foreigner ("Welsh") and forced them into calling themselves foreigners in their own land.

[@kouron]

@@placeholdernameisplacehold7671 and now they are getting replaced by some others SAD

[@InvincibleSucks]

Lampard: AHHH

[@Ganymede559]

@@placeholdernameisplacehold7671 Well, no not really. The English are descendants of the Angles, but Angles weren't German. Saxons were/are German. To avoid confusion I'll put this here: English = Angles Saxons = German Danes & Jutes = Danish So the English aren't descendants of German colonists, as the Angles were never German. English, Germans & Danes settled England from the continent.

[@shadowlord1418]

@@Ganymede559 what about the the norse french ect

[@Ironbanner12]

Dude, Germany won so many football/soccer matches against England.

[@julianmoynihan1328]

Which is why it is humiliating. They got beat by a trash team

[@alcabone1126]

@@julianmoynihan1328 Not trash, just alright.

[@hasanameeri4659]

@@julianmoynihan1328 BRUH

[@tubbowhy9473]

@@julianmoynihan1328 sorry wrong person

[@AverageFitnessEnjoyer]

@@julianmoynihan1328 our team aren’t that bad

[@in_defensione_libertatis]

When a British says: Ah, the good ol' days **Kalm** When a German says: Ah, the good ol' days **PANIK**

[@jakobmariano7510]

When a American says:Ah, the good ol' days *Hmmmm*

[@c.g.3700]

Ach Leude

[@ZeroEagle667]

Vice versa for India, Scotland and Ireland.

[@darylgrimes2601]

Britain invadd and occupid so many countries it is not even funny

[@ITzDaveXD]

@@darylgrimes2601 name a country that didn't invade another and ill give you 1000 that did

[@golden_gloo]

Since 1966 Germany has got many dubs against England in Football (Soccer) until 2021. Also people usually speak about German car manufacturing and how it tops the UK's efforts by a landslide.

[@yeetjones927]

Yeah but Germany and the UK still are leagues ahead of france, Aston Martin and volkwagon can beat anything France can pump out any day

[@thesunwillneverset]

@@yeetjones927 And yet Citroen, Renault and Vauxhall are far more common/popular in the UK than English makes.

[@XXXTENTAClON227]

Lmaooo that’s such a weird flex, who mentioned car manufacturers… Germany has 20m more people bro that’s expected

[@Muhfariztopvideosshortsstats08]

@@XXXTENTAClON227 lmaoo = YoU CaN Be like : 1700s xd

[@_Hollow_69]

its only football no soccer

[@fernandorosas1257]

The Argentina speech was an actual thing the president of Argentina said

[@moontworks2232]

Yes, but he meant other thing. Is a fact that argentinian culture is basically from Europe, Historically speaking our natives were extinguished and inmigration was the base of our population growth. Also, Alberto apologized and made a letter explaining what he meant.

[@cubesalot]

Omg

[@wendygao9342]

Wow

[@theInsaneRodent]

The end is also a reference to the results of what that speech was talking about. Because Argentina was only growing from immigration, and specifically of single men, there was a massive gender imbalance (something like six men for every woman). This is part of why Argentine Tango got so developed. It was how they competed for a woman (for a night or a lifetime, depending on the circumstances).

[@kylianlol13]

When there are no waffles there is no crying. There is only anger.

[@cnake4617]

the russian and soviet air force: but what about _luftwaffles_

[@imaperson1382]

You have stolen my profile picture

[@clitchtclaes9581]

Bru i live in belguim it is nearly impossible to make someone angry. So we cry

[@kylianlol13]

@@imaperson1382 for legal reasons i didn't

[@cnake4617]

@@clitchtclaes9581 those 40 riflemen who resisted after the Germans tried to take their waffles: bruh

[@en3rgycsgo977]

Germany beat England in the 2010 world cup btw

[@melihatisho6161]

Thats just a meme

[@apo_th3ke]

Germany beat everyone in the World Cup 2014

[@Alexm0321]

Yeah but can’t talk now after that Euros game

[@elmendero1607]

Boys its normaal that difrett people have different opinion if we all have's same opinion Will LIFE are very boring

[@loganmarriott514]

@@Alexm0321 Ukraine is going to slowly walk away......

[@ihazplawe2503]

0:54 What are doing step-drew 😳😳

[@peanutbutterman411]

Kinda sus

[@ihazplawe2503]

@@peanutbutterman411 sus 😳

[@SuperRylanPlush]

Help Step-Drew I'm Stuck!

[@maxnixleben3334]

Well the thing is during our football history (i am german) we never lost a single game against the brits in Wembley. EXEPT this one game. I need to say our team was very VERY weak

[@alphy5636]

Ah yes another countryball episode, relief

[@lawden210]

*Dread/conflict-tion

[@JackJawFish]

@MR.random57 uh cool

[@waterpuppies]

Drew: It’s gotta be either California or Australia on fire Brazil: Am I a joke to u?

[@thealphasam7350]

0:34 Anglo-saxons laughing quietly in the background

[@juliethomsen4121]

I feel like most Germans don't really care about being defeated by England. Expectations were low from the beginning. But England seems to care A LOT 😂

[@hanswurst6712]

For the english there is a big rivalry between England and Germany. For Germany England is not a rival, just another nation. To be honest England is only a B-Tier national team. The only won one championship so far, and that is like a million years ago.

[@yeetjones927]

As someone who lived in England for many years I don't think that's the case I just think the English are football crazy they get pumped up about any match even if its against a low tier nation I don't think there's any rivalry against Germany ask any Englishman

[@thesunwillneverset]

@@hanswurst6712 Say what you want, only 8 countries have ever won the World Cup and England is one of them. We may not be the best right now, but we certainly make up for it in spirit. The next gen of national players (as shown in our previous 2 matches especially) are promising if nothing else.

[@juliethomsen4121]

@@yeetjones927 My husband is from the UK and we used to live in London for about 2 years. The rivalry against Germany is enormous.. nowhere near the rivalry against Sweden or the Netherlands or any of those nations.

[@juliethomsen4121]

​@@thesunwillneverset Yes.. one time 😂 And by spirit do you mean drunk Englishmen singing WW2 songs? Great spirit you've got there. And they have never won in UEFA. Germany won the world cup 4 times and UEFA 3 times. Even my tiny little pathetic country of Denmark has won UEFA before.

[@isaacrabanal4574]

7:20 that was the statement of Alberto Fernandez, president of Argentina, in response Jair Bolsonaro, president of Brazil, uploaded to his Instagram photos with the indigenous people

[@JavierSanchez-zq9pc]

6:46 Fun fact: Spain is going to play a football (soccer) match against Kosovo, which isn't recognised by Spain

[@carrotisgoodfortamingpigsi550]

Uuuuuuuh

[@yeetjones927]

Awkward

[@mango9602]

That’s like going in a Wrestling match against John cena

[@JavierSanchez-zq9pc]

@@mango9602 Well yes

[@JavierSanchez-zq9pc]

@@mango9602 you are right

[@thecentalist3160]

As a football fan, its Germany always getting the W's

[@Irishguyig]

welp that aged well

[@ogaucho6235]

6:50 Damn thats my comic! My dream came true

[@jjjjxx]

i like the :3 on the argentina flag

[@arandomhuman669]

Congrats

[@alexandrearaujo2877]

0:54 I should NOT have listened to this with my eyes shut.

[@zachly6555]

Lmao

[@jhunjasreiredor9276]

Lmao

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

I did and now sadly know what you meant…

[@alextheguitarist7282]

99% Germans beating English in *football*

[@reinmv4300]

08:02 Nope, the flag looks like the Uyghur one. The Uyghurs are an ethnic group in Northwest China. However, the Chinese government has subjected Uyghurs to widespread abuses ranging from forced labor to sterilization. That is also why the Chinese country ball becomes so angry in the previous cartoon.

[@enderdrow8844]

Yeah, I was about to comment that

[@Ss97sand]

And they are a Turkic group

[@Prauwlet213]

0:38 actually, germany has beaten england several times.

[@halalchad7439]

they can have the glory in kicking a ball around, but militarily they never could defeat britain 😂

[@Sinx-Ce]

🤡

[@brayden2983]

Person: It is always Third Time's the Charm Germany: To Day Is the Day

[@radio_marco]

7:49 The dot on the flag of Palau was already a moon. It's just thiner now. It's part of the joke!

[@columbuscrew1212]

“Put that rock on a leash” -Drew, 2021

[@9NGMR]

The shit some of the Brits said after they won at Wembley was ...

[@shweli4326]

@Nikola Jeremic Well , a least they didn't start a war over it [Football war flash backs]

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@Nikola Jeremic "Making fun of her" would be totally fine. But *literal* thousands have part taken in calling her a Nazi Slut and other terms full heartedly, meaning every word they said. Everybody understand to celebrate a victory against a rival (which doesn't even recognize you as such), poking fun, laughing, having a hangover next day included. But he didn't start a go fund me because people were mean but because so many people have behaved in one of the most disgusting ways you can imagine. I don't know the guy, I don't care either. That gofundme was unneeded imo. What was needed was a standing against this behaviour.

[@dawebberstein8625]

1:30 as an Australian that flag represents the aboriginal Australians. They did a technique where they would burn an area to get rid of dry and all that. It was controlled and stopped major fires.

[@MecDeNovembre]

Now that I saw this comment among hundred of England v Germany in soccer I feel more happy.

[@TravelerZ24]

Germany was at it's best pre great war. Change my mind

[@chrismongojooba6882]

No no you’re not wrong

[@TravelerZ24]

@@chrismongojooba6882 47 years is all we had

[@v1ncebutheisthelastprimemi464]

İ will not change your mind,cuz it's true

[@chrismongojooba6882]

@Spicyleaves they will never have a chance at an empire like they used to again

[@chrismongojooba6882]

@Spicyleaves so what’s the point of tanks if you make one wrong move and every major power invades you

[@omon12]

9:10 my little brother liked this meme so much he started dancing funny on the floor

[@AayanKhattak]

I get it

[@UnwiseWords]

I live for Drew's southern accent

[@juju-jd3tp]

At least Germany had a big dub against Brazil (7 - 1)

[@atx_wind1826]

brazilling brazill? thats impossible

[@hmzh5824]

imimpossible...

[@claudiapitanguy7483]

Don't even talk about that

[@This-handle-isnt-available123]

Speed Car: --- Plane: ------ Speed of light: ----------- Drews beard growth: ---------------------

[@lalitthapa101]

England hasn't won anything since 1966 so I really think Drew should be praying for England to get a dub😂

[@jeddi5173]

2:16 Drew: I say my money is on the Philippines China: BET.

[@DinoRicky]

Puerto Rico: *Conquest of the Caribbean and Latin America intensifies*

[@Otori6386]

1:33 Dunno why Australian Aboriginal ball is freaking out, they literally burn entire forests down as a form on "hunting"

[@liam6nugget]

They burn smaller amounts of forest than what we did last summer

[@hongxiuquan69]

No, they don't. Britain said no.

[@hongxiuquan69]

Also, had they not stopped, the fires wouldn't be as bad. In the way of hunting, I'm pretty sure that they did that so that animals would move elsewhere, exposing them.

[@RemberReach]

Weird Fact: Francisco Franco, Chiang Kai Shek, and Haile Selassie all died in the same year. (1975)

[@kartikshah551]

Rip haile selassie

[@OfficialTotallyNotAndoryu]

Bad Flooded Ending: 8:20 As a Result of the rise in sea levels, a huge part of the Netherlands, including Amsterdam, was lost underwater

[@Inderastein]

2:10 Filipinos: *Furiously* Presses The *Like* Button

[@hanswurst6712]

Germany most succesful football nation in the world (combining men an women). England has won one title. Drew: "Can't they get one dub?" 😅

[@barn_owl1119]

0:36 1996 was a year of revenge for Germany

[@THEGAMER-fq2my]

And 2010

[@gaymangiu09]

3:36 the good ending

[@j.ellmex1017]

Germany has certainly won more championships than England

[@RRECOS]

6:36 You forgot Christmas Island 🇨🇽

[@donnadie2068]

6:51 --Alberto Fernandez (President of Argentina in real life)

[@v-antonellagregorat1162]

our president is a shit please don't give matter his stupid words. At least I have a great appreciation for His countries and I do not share what he said. 🇦🇷🇲🇽🇧🇷♥️

[@JoshuaRoblox-j9k]

Dru sounded like Pastor jeff 2:43

[@sqdrose]

from young sheldon?

[@icedude788]

Germany has won against England ever since 1966

[@XR190190]

Aaah England... Always talented when it comes to change History...

[@punjoke.]

"Can Germany get 1 dub v England?" Me: World Cup 2010 flashbacks...

[@Omar35643]

Don’t worry Argentina, you can bring back the reic-

[@santiagoperez2094]

They had the reicht for almost a hundrer years, thats exactly why they didnt overtake the us in gross product once again.

[@ukkisragee9983]

11:21 wonder what happens when they pillage finland again probably depends on if the strategies from the good old days still work

[@Yora21]

Still keep getting impressed by how nice the Mississippi flag looks.

[@cm.like.jaden.]

9:06 if you dont get it im here to explain the chicken is the national animal of france and its relating that france invaded portugal in napoleon times

[@surendranchennai2676]

2:16 Philippines did became an Empire (ahm republic) and Palau 🇵🇼 was their Colony 😂.... USA was the one who destroyed it...

[@giuliano5847]

I am a Brazilian and I can confirm, this laugh is result of the "Sopa de macaco" a Brazilian classic!

[@DrayWizarde]

Let's goo! Drew should make more countryball plushies (But much cheaper)

[@drewdurnilappreciationday1680]

I think the plushie itself is pretty reasonable but the delivery company raises the price q

[@DrayWizarde]

@@drewdurnilappreciationday1680 well it's only imo cause if you convert 25 usd to philippine peso, you will get atleat 2500+ pesos which can already buy me meal for the whole month lol

[@رایاناتوکش]

Germany devastated multiple england teams of gold you dont know drew

[@aalamahmad25]

0:34, Germany has beaten england multiple times in tournaments. They beat them in the 1970 world cup quarter final, 1990 world cup semi final, 1996 euro semi final at wembley and 2010 world cup r16 4-1. english have won just 2 meaningful matches against them and act like they beat them all the time. Also Germany has 4 world cups and 3 euros playing in 8 and 6 finals respectively and england has won just 1 world cup that being the only final they have ever played. Also Germany has played in world cup semi finals 13 times getting 12 medals compared to england playing in just 3 semi finals and having just 1 medal. In the euros Germany has played 9 semifinals having 8 medals while england has played only 3 semi finals having 2 medals. Overall Germany has 7 trophies and 20 medals and england has 1 trophy and 3 medals. Know your place english.

[@bajnagauvafq9102]

cool but, who ask?

[@aalamahmad25]

@@bajnagauvafq9102 your mom, last night

[@Muhfariztopvideosshortsstats08]

Nice

[@viruschoccymilkgang]

5:05 as a native of Mississippi, (yes, i used autocorrect because I’m not going to take the time to be a good speller.) is pretty accurate

[@afiqhyper1811]

I like how drew is actually look pissed off by korea asking why japan Cut watermelon using their precious katana

[@theshowman22]

Korea??

[@l0calwh0re]

8:40, you don't want to know.

[@FilmCutsReal]

the Philippines is shown more and more in your videos, and I like it :)

[@user-vj3yr1pj8c]

I am filipino so I am proud

[@nooralaboodi-d6u]

Drew : You know how the pioneers are actually: they’re no pioneers soviet union: just made a mistake :that ball that’s its island

[@Sageie.]

5:45 (me a Scottish person) mmmhh yes give me some sheeps guts! 😂

[@Muhfariztopvideosshortsstats08]

"Put but when you rock on a my next future" -Drew, 2022

[@passingextraterrestrial]

11:29 I know this was written by an American because you can literally look up how to pronounce it and it's not "cutter" 🤣

[@maulikosuri8255]

6:35 it also makes sense because all three combined will have an area bigger than all the countries shown in the post (Germany, Japan, Vietnam, Poland and Sweden)

[@tilion_7002]

"ja" means "I" in Czech, Slovakian and Polish

[@jonahblack2000]

and it is pronounced like [Yaaa]

[@tilion_7002]

Yeah

[@tilion_7002]

@@jonahblack2000 maybe not that many "a" but its like "yah"

[@MaphilindoBallinAsia]

I keep laughing at 9:46-9:50 the usa saying what is really funny and also the fact drew is speaking

[@waxerstarwarsexplained550]

I love the Mississippi comics!

[@crazywarriorscatfan9061]

Glorious Drew has uploaded Countryballs. Hooray

[@Iceglorp]

Drew:it’s either Australia or us california that is on fire Brazilians welcome to brazil

[@АлексейПриходько-м9ъ]

Russians: Welcome to Siberia

[@Iceglorp]

@@АлексейПриходько-м9ъ very true

[@Harry-xu2yn]

If we're talking football, Germany has had plenty of dubs against England, it's our turn now

[@Marmar__]

I went crazy just seeing those plushies

[@Gp2ever]

The Argentina country ball joke is bassed in our president who said exactly that...

[@mohammadkhizar3464]

Umm how bout the fact that Germany won 4 world cups and England won one And Germany also beat England in the 2010 World Cup 4-1 So the germans have won something.

[@maxdavis7722]

What’s the world war count tho? Also ever heard of that stereotype that Germans don’t know humour?

[@mohammadkhizar3464]

@@maxdavis7722 im not Germany. So thats ineffective lol. And yes Germany loss the world wars but my point was Atleast Germany won something

[@maxdavis7722]

@@mohammadkhizar3464 I was joking too don’t worry.

[@mohammadkhizar3464]

@@maxdavis7722 ok

[@firefaith2462]

About the brazilian portuguese laugh, we write our laugh with multiples 'K' like "kkkkkkk" or "kakakaka", but in 2012, some teenagers (myself included) started to use "huehue" for no reason lol

[@Asperges12345]

Oh drew it’s very bad here in Belgium when we run out of waffles 🧇

[@agile564]

1:38 BC ball: sad firey noises in the background

[@tiffanylievens]

Hey man, can you make countryball plushies that don't last a limited time? It would be appreciated if you did Belgium next and it lasted as long as your channel :)

[@shweli4326]

If Drew did this , I will eat waffles for a month

[@tiffanylievens]

@@shweli4326 Lol, same ;);)

[@zamzaddy8535]

According to the Palauan government website, the flag is a golden-yellow full moon slightly off-centered on a field of sky blue. It’s not a sun

[@heidi8297]

Search up salt in emojis and Scotland comes up,they’re salty they got at the bottom of group D in the Euros 😹

[@Polska_Edits]

ScoTLAnd

[@heidi8297]

@@Polska_Edits It was a Joke

[@axolotlwithaglock1769]

Fun fact: The black red and yellow flag at 1:28 is the indigenous Australian flag

[@tijonball4128]

1:21 Nunavut ball

[@ryujibackyeah4189]

9:57 Club penguin but seal

[@JagGillarViggen]

4:23 that little ball is a swedish state

[@XxavokadoxX]

It’s my state :>

[@tabletgenesis3439]

6:56 As a brazilian, I agree. 9:11 I guess that color change appears only for tourists

[@purpledevilr7463]

4:37 casual sponge Bob reference.

[@Fifth_Republic_of_France]

5:49 fun fact! Moderns bagpipes are from France! But there's evidence of bagpipes existing as far as ancient Egypt!

[@Juani_lol]

7:00 our president actually said that

[@shweli4326]

It's a good day when Drew uploads county balls

[@Wither02]

Da homies been in Benin da whole time.

[@Jammy__100]

Da homies in Paris

[@Organic_Emerald9]

Football (soccer) has been around longer than American football (10:14), so technically, USA has a kiddie game, what a hypocrite.

[@ToobzNightmare]

1:46 Hey the only one of them they own is Guam. (ESPECIALLY NOT THE PHILIPPINES)

[@tempeorang]

fun fact: Aboriginal Australia was ever burning down the Forest

[@erichtomanek4739]

Day 69 of me telling Drew how much he looks like a lumberjack, and that's OK.

[@Muhfariztopvideosshortsstats08]

Good job Drew Durnil! 👍 Good luck to drew durnil hits 1 Million Subscribers 👍