What is Rick Lax doing?

[@thesnakethatrattles4715]

ploopy

[@frogsreprettycool2146]

the snake that rattles haha Edit: my most liked comment is me just saying haha.....

[@miguelcanizares7522]

?

[@strudelh]

Scoopity woop

[@booty_hunter4207]

Exactly what I was gonna say

[@queenie6201]

How dare you? How dare you use an unforgivable insult such as that,

[@shannonevans2702]

Rick stopped doing Math and started doing meth

[@mightbeiguess]

this comment is underrated

[@trit2580]

bold to assume he wasn't high to begin with

[@0NoneOfTheAbove0]

I mean if he’s willing to pour Red Bull on a hammer he must be on that meth...

[@SorowFame]

The dangers of poor spelling.

[@hollywoodwitches]

Same

[@NK-mp2nn]

"facebook magician" is the worst word combination ever

[@guaceldono7231]

N K “So what do you do for a living?” “Well...”

[@NK-mp2nn]

@@awkwardlyposing1580 facebook magician is sadder, i think

[@nebuvalon]

@@NK-mp2nn equally sad

[@wayward5219]

Quera Lawyer?

[@jotarokujo7780]

Everyone gangsta until Rick lax breaks into your house pours redbull on you and then folds you

[@joemother2927]

You mean makes you portable

[@lylaa3145]

At least you'll be portable

[@tuffybuffy]

So is ricks stand like a Pepsi man sort of thing, but with Red Bull?

[@jotarokujo7780]

Tuffy Buffy his stand is an actual Red Bull

[@maymonko7081]

@@jotarokujo7780 How is jolyne doing? :)

[@MariaTex3]

I used to wonder why my college required us to take a media literacy course, but everytime I see the responses to Rick Lax's videos, it suddenly makes sense.

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

I FARTED AT 10:23

[@RitzStarr]

Reading replies on popular social media things like youtube videos and facebook posts is honestly a bit terrifying. I dunno how we've gone anywhere as a species. There are a -lot- of very, very dumb people in this world.

[@Glaycier]

A lot of things on social media make me think that we need a media literacy course to be essential in high school.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@RitzStarr Huge correction I wanted to make: There are a lot of very dumb people on the internet*. No, the world is not as stupid as you think it is, you are simply jaded because you spend a lot of time on the internet. This is not a diss at you btw, I used to feel so helpless being a part of society with how stupid people are, until I like.... quit using the internet all the time. I especially do not use social media unless I'm making a rare post to my Instagram, which is privated and is only shared with the friends I've made at university (so I'm not tempted to show off like most of Instagram does). I still watch a lot of KZbin, so I've decided to limit myself to checking maybe 3-5 comment sections for only a few minutes. Even in those few minutes I'll see some comments so stupid that I ask myself if it's worth making myself upset at this moment, realize it isn't worth it, and then I scroll back up. Seriously, if you cut out 90% of unnecessary media absorption, you will start to feel better in a matter of weeks, if not days. If you're like me and you struggle with mental health (or general feelings of helplessness), cut out social media. It really is not worth it. Even to this day I still have not made a FaceBook account and I do not regret it. Life feels so much more personal and full when you limit yourself to the people you love (and those people are often close to you). That's not to say you should never open Twitter or Reddit or Instagram and whatnot; it just means you might have an internet addiction without realizing it. I didn't think I had an internet addiction until I cut out all the unnecessary shit. Anyway, the internet makes it so easy to feel like everyone on the planet is dumb. But you have to remember that the internet is not an accurate depiction of society--it is only an accurate depiction of terminally online idiots. If you are not a terminally online idiot, you do not need to be on the internet as much as they are. That's something I learned a while ago and I've been happier and calmer since. It might work for you too!

[@shpup]

MIDDLE SCHOOLS put it in MIDDLE SCHOOLS

[@sword8392]

pov: you're amanda and you're watching your husband slowly lose his grip on reality in the comfort of your own kitchen

[@timtalksanimations9171]

This would make a great horror game where you, Amanda, saw your husband at the kitchen doing weird shid and slowly losing his mind. The goal is to hide and survive while you wait for your mother in about 2 hours

[@goldenclasp]

don't you mean, lose his grip on assorted vegetables?

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

@@timtalksanimations9171 the sequel would be Amanda taping Drew doing those Life Hack skits and she has to make it through the entire filming of it. If she leaves him during a hack, she loses.

[@michailathomas358]

funny babe

[@siluriantides]

No! She's already been through enough in Afghanistan.

[@Ronniecrane123]

when I was a dumbass child I thought I was a “scientist” and I did a bunch of dumbass stuff like I wrapped a potato in tin foil and observed it for days???? I would even write notes, like, “the potato is still a potato-no changes”

[@sonoflethal]

Idk what you mean that's perfectly science

[@Not_an_alligator]

Woah Harvard needs to give you a research grant

[@forgonenapster8888]

At least you had the scientific method down

[@kitcatart9492]

I LOVE this. This is so adorable.

[@ilikemetal2910]

The chemist

[@WickedPhase]

"Now the bread is portable" sounds like a surreal meme lol

[@coolattas6309]

HeyItsMeDaisy P o r t a b l e

[@Noobish_]

Man now people will think I copied your comment

[@riskyy2657]

*Drew commented on my new video!*

[@riskyy2657]

*Drew commented on my new video!*

[@Sarah-om4es]

*insert stonks face on a piece of bread* Portbael

[@karmann007]

My mom actually came up to me and showed me the flexible hammer video, and then proceeded to rant about how harmful the chemicals in Redbull are. That was the first time I seriously questioned my moms intelligence.

[@kaliyuga1476]

you should listen to her

[@sherwingonsalves8821]

Red bull is harmful though

[@N_IRL]

@@kaliyuga1476 They probably know that Red Bull is unhealthy, it's the fact that their mom believed the video that concerns them

[@dongloid]

@@kaliyuga1476 when i drink red bull i turn to rubber

[@sourcespores2]

@@dongloid when i drink red bull i become portable

[@milesmacadamia2824]

"The hammer is wet, the kitchen is stinky, time to see if the hammer is rubber" -Drew Gooden's new merch

[@soupdevourer]

I would buy it

[@Freddie_Kurst]

Not gonna lie, sounds like innuendo

[@alikaandrade3435]

I really wanted a rhyme.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

If the hammer is rubber, wouldn't it be a mallet?

[@Grace-px5ck]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 no it's a rubber hammer

[@SplitMaw]

No phrase has filled me with such indescribable, existential dread as "now the bread is portable."

[@luka_8]

This sentence literally sounds like a shitpost

[@jayk5969]

gives me flashbacks to the "shoves breadsticks inside purse" meme

[@danielschmidt2186]

FIMALLY

[@virginiavanni8061]

There's something lovecraftian about it.... Some unspeakable horror

[@botanivich]

The pizza is aggressive

[@crust428]

“eye-opening Facebook and now I closing Facebook” made me laugh way more than it should have

[@rhitichattopadhyay5416]

I was drinking water and did an honest to God spit take

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

@@rhitichattopadhyay5416 Doing a beautiful spit take is one of my life goals Quarantine is getting to me

[@lilacyuu]

Honestly same. I clicked the like button as soon as I heard it

[@itsella9400]

Agreed

[@Lex-wm1hd]

Same

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

Technically, bread IS portable, but NOT teleportable. I mean, you _can_ teleport bread, but it's highly disadvised.

[@lukejensen9933]

But I have done nothing but that for 3 days

[@hahafunny1317]

well bread also has an expiration date so even if it is portable, you'll have to throw it out one day :((

[@ciphergacha9100]

What do you mean I’ve been teleporting bread non stop for 3 days

[@fresanegra77]

That TF2 reference is golf

[@gasterthemaster6490]

But I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

[@TinPrince]

"Wet Baguette" is a sick indie band name if nobody has already claimed it

[@gracehoy1581]

Let's set up a band my guy, what instrument will you play?

[@darblio7772]

Grace Hoy can I join you guys?

[@gracehoy1581]

@@darblio7772 of course but you'll need to find an instrument to play. I'm gonna play the baguette.

[@argoclov7462]

can i join and play sliced bread pan

[@brittonkitten]

I want in

[@whatokay_]

Either his kitchen is weirdly small or he’s alarmingly tall

[@TeethHaver]

WhatOkay alarmingly tall man

[@minecraftshortstories9977]

It’s because of the table in the middle lmao

[@shiivainu9442]

I say both

[@youresohot1392]

The Liquid Fire it’s an island Edit: I’m high and legally blind so ignore that

[@cobymeanssomething6028]

Drew I’d pretty tall

[@galactic7458]

“There’s a camera in here, isn’t there?” He narrates to his camera.

[@CJ-iz3mp]

LMAO WAIT

[@Userfulpo]

Wait. Aren’t you subscribed to me?? That’s and insane coincidence I have 6 subs and there are thousands of comments.

[@galactic7458]

@@Userfulpo i am, weird... don’t remember that lmao

[@jacksonmko]

@@Userfulpo why are you subscribed to morgz

[@Userfulpo]

@@jacksonmko cuz the video he posted 2 days ago 😁 otherwise I wouldn’t be caught dead watching him

[@TSKyanite]

Fun fact: Rick Lax was the first manager of Michigan fan favorite rock band Tally Hall, the band that introduced us to Rob Cantor of Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf fame. Iirc, while Rick Lax wasn't the one who inspired cannibal, he was most likely there as they were helping their friend move when their other friend Andrew started whispering "Shia Labeouf" which inspired the song

[@desertracoon9599]

Can’t believe this monster took some part in making the ruler of everything

[@TSKyanite]

@@desertracoon9599 if it makes you feel better, Joe Hawley wrote ruler of everything before Tally Hall was a band. Then again, not sure how much better that is

[@Kenzie-Soup.n.Squash]

I was about to comment about the layer of tally hell im in now but you beat me to it. Rick lax also played a few parts in the internet show, he was the magic fish

[@desertracoon9599]

@@Kenzie-Soup.n.Squash fish magic, magic fish

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

I FARTED AT 10:23

[@marchvolt488]

Drew Gooden and John Mulaney: they both don't seem to know what tf they're doing and they're surprised they got married 98% of the time

[@Bduboff]

They sound a lot alike too.

[@transmasc]

They’re also simultaneously the smartest and dumbest men ever

[@saturnerens]

HE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE HIM TIN THIS VIDEO

[@pixeltiger4204]

also men who should be gay but by some mistake in creation are straight.

[@skriddlehiddles]

This is correct on every level

[@hypr3796]

imagine rick commenting saying: "you needed to use the martini glass that's the secret"

[@ricklax5919]

You needed to use the martini glass that’s the secret.

[@allister6092]

@@ricklax5919 Ahahahahahha

[@lilis4416]

He also forgot to cut the end of the balloon into the glass

[@Max-jv3ye]

Haha yeah imagine wow crazy

[@megafruitpunch6064]

999... 1k.... 999... 1k

[@marasxhino]

I miss kids that used to comment "fake" on everything :( where did they go

[@eminempreg]

Be the change you want to see

[@hopehope1970]

fake

[@mxwitcher]

fake

[@minecraftshortstories9977]

fake

[@jasquerotte9151]

Fakengay™

[@caiorezei]

10:46 'wet baguette' is a masterpiece of a rhyme.

[@JR-yt3xc]

The balloon didn't inflate because it wasn't red. Every chemist with a Phd degree knows this!

[@sks4849]

Everyone knows this

[@borger525]

It’s basic thermochemistry!

[@samuelyoung3090]

Drew looks like hes in a toy house when hes standing in his kitchen.

[@handsomest1]

sam young HOW YOU LOOK?

[@samuelyoung3090]

@@handsomest1 Picture a toy in a toy house. I look like that toy

[@handsomest1]

sam young picturing ..a power ranger

[@strawberrypie7077]

sam young LMAOOO

[@samuelyoung3090]

@@handsomest1 That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me ❤

[@peach_total]

“lying is worse than murder” - immanuel kant

[@beanus7394]

peach_total i only understand this reference because of the good place lol

[@hubblebubble1550]

haha good one

[@melissayusaitis9722]

I see you are a fan of the good place.

[@peach_total]

oops ive never actually seen the good place i’m just a fan of philosophy

[@enakalic1311]

Lmao I also knew this bcs of philosophy. Now I know that I don't know anything

[@e.d.5766]

The fun of magic tricks is that everyone knows that it isn't real. When you know that somebody did this using skills that basically anyone can develop, that as magical as it looks it's really being done, it creates a sense of appreciation of what's being done. Magicians lie to you for the performance, sure, but they shouldn't really try to convince you that what they're doing is really what it looks like. The key word in "magic tricks" isn't magic, it's tricks. The problem with these videos is that the audience isn't aware of it being fake. They aren't watching this as a magic trick, they're watching it as a real demonstration. They can't engage it as a performance because they're being deceived. It just seems like it's calling the viewer stupid, assuming that they don't know that it's fake, as opposed to magic tricks which are so honest about being fake that they push the audience to be smarter, to stay alert and think and they just might figure out how it's done. These magic tricks feel like they're being done by someone who understands how you do them but not why you do them. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe they just expected people to understand and didn't think about it. But it doesn't seem like they've ever clarified that, so I can only assume that they know exactly what they're doing.

[@arizonagreenbee]

magic tricks are cool because the trickery is so much more impressive than it just being magic but this isn't trickery it's just bad

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

I FARTED AT 10:23

[@strawberryprincess88]

yeah i agree

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

it's like everyone watching it has mentally regressed to a three year old, absolutely no critical thinking, which is fucking terrifying because these are supposed to be actual adults. with like actual jobs and responsibilities.

[@KelpTheGreat]

This is a really good analysis, I appreciate your commenting it.

[@DakotaBirdBirdboy64]

My dad saw me drinking an energy drink and lectured me about how it can make a hammer bendy so it’s ruining my insides. Now I know what he was talking about but I’m disappointed that he thought it was real

[@myriahkeays3846]

Dakota Bird my mom saw the vid too and she showed it to me like ‘WOAH DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD MAKE EGGS STRETCHY?!?!?’ No mum. No I didn’t. You should know better too

[@amityislandchum]

And this is how you both learned that your parents have dementia. I'm sorry. :(

Call him a boomer and laugh while pointing

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I would have laughed so hysterically at him. The best inside joke ever that only myself and followers of Drew would get.

[@aubrey6073]

My mom saw this a while ago and ever since she won’t drink energy drinks and yells at me ever time she sees me drinking it lol

[@nickmosley7272]

You must have used sugar free Red Bull or something bc rick would never lie

[@jadaj]

and he didn’t use a red balloon . amateur

[@yuki97kira]

Shouldve used red bull free red bull

[@inferiorcitrus7833]

It's cuz the hammer he used was plastic not wood smh 😒😒🤬

[@BlujiBerries]

Obviously.

[@KaishaLouise]

And the wrong types of glass

[@laurakluger5509]

"red bull and a wet baguette" sounds like a mediocre middle school band

[@elk1827]

Thanks for the band name!

[@superemoboi2050]

"Red Bull and a wet baguette" sounds like the fuel behind a mediocre middle school band

[@leonmayne797]

It also sounds like one of those infamous videos on the dark side of the internet like ‘2 girls 1 cup’.

[@oliviajohnson2451]

*Andy Dwyer voice* "'Red Bull and a Wet Baguette' band name called it!"

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

I love how you said "mediocre" middle school band as if there's a possibility for a band of exclusively middle schoolers to be good

[@TerrifiedMedic]

I love how no one on Facebook ever stopped to think, "why the fuck would this ever work?" Especially the hammer one.

[@gaywizard2000]

Really? The medium that brought us Trump and antivax theories, sounds like the public has maybe lost critical thinking skills???

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

I FARTED AT 10:23

[@SalVaderG]

Drew: * looks at camera * "There's a camera in here, isn't there?"

[@Hkouggbmha]

Yeah I watched it too.

[@leeakers4106]

I watched in sync wtf

[@admiralgremlin6767]

Drew

[@deceptivelysmallman]

h

[@cassidynova3667]

Everyone say Danny, but the dude talks like John Mulany.

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

Honestly he kinda does now that you mention it. Like the voices aren't that similar, but the way they speak is in a sense.

[@ethanangnatok8221]

A lot of their mannerisms are the same

[@booty_hunter4207]

Yeah everyone says that too so

[@epicremarc]

He’s if Danny was possessed by John Mulaney

[@fendybendy6466]

i think their voices are kinda similar sometimes, and the way he acts

[@ymirium]

"I opening facebook and now I closing facebook" was God tier

[@anunaskedforopinion]

I thought Drew was kidding about not knowing anything about cooking, but then he called a baking sheet "a weird tray" and didn't know what a garlic press is.

[@sophiemcintosh2850]

Pov: You’re a pack of Red Bull’s. You see a strange man dumping other Red Bull’s on random crap, turning the camera off, crying, then turning it on. The cycle continues for hours.

[@hissingfaunaa]

You're

[@robin-hz2je]

red bull's?

[@Francis-ht5td]

Like a weird sequel to sausage party

[@roxynichols7238]

POV: what dose pov mean?

[@Francis-ht5td]

@@roxynichols7238 point of view

[@titan_bigfish262]

I hate it when my bread isn’t portable!!!😡

[@Pptat0]

👿👿👿

[@lacy_daughterofaphrodite6325]

Makes me SO MAD 😠

[@Alexandr.ine2005]

Oh do I have the lifehack for you!

[@ahanaaa2704]

i hate it when my eggs don't stretch. wait that sounded wrong-

[@mujin_kingdom1159]

OMG SAME 😡

[@sof_t_]

"I'm going to take my wedding ring off because right now I don't deserve to be married" I am crYING

[@oof9058]

Me picturing Drew alone in the kitchen talking to a camera dumping redbull on bread before his mother inlaw comes over is iconic.

[@teacvt]

he sounds so angry but in the most passive aggressive way ever i love this

[@mayapapaya02]

this is basically how everyone talks in britain

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

I FARTED AT 10:23

[@Randomsae]

“What hurts the most is not that you killed someone, but that you lied about it,” said the killer’s parents

[@Squeegee216]

Norm Macdonald

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

I can accept that you killed my kids...it’s the lying I cannot abide.

[@TheCJRhodes]

Paris Bardo the GOAT

[@anonthe-third2367]

Reminds me of "The Irish Ballad" a song where a girl brutally kills her family but confesses because she believed lying was a sin whereas killing your baby siblinh and turning him into stew for your neighbors to eat is perfectly moral.

[@Squeegee216]

@@TheCJRhodes agreed. we need more of em

[@kristopher_averett2]

“I opening facebook, now i closing facebook” That was good, drew. I say thank you

[@toasty5032]

Hahaga

[@froginatophat1042]

Draw*

[@shrub5770]

@@froginatophat1042 Danny*

[@fenna6541]

@@shrub5770 Lmfaoo

[@joeebiden_]

I read this as he said it wtf. it's so weird when that happens

[@jadalowman]

Watching Drew slowly descend into insanity is quite intertaining.

[@digitalharmony26]

“Wet baguette” sounds very nice to the ear. The image isn’t pleasant, but the sound is.

[@zyaicob]

+

[@birdie394]

+

[@kelsey7399]

+

[@cresteddd]

+

[@aliengirl7098]

+

[@iKnowaNoah]

The word "stinky" being said by a grown, married man in his own kitchen after spilling Red Bull and vinegar all over a hammer is the funniest thing I'll see in a while

[@oopsydaisy4600]

Especially that it was actually genuine

[@xaraxchnidx]

stevonnieee

[@tacobellparkinglotdumpster9743]

7:19

[@prowlbeast1959]

Stinky grown men 2020

[@Batmantherealbatman]

He's made me develop that catch phrase. Now I keep saying "stinky boy" any chance I get. Pls help

[@CarronBarboza]

"Honey why does the kitchen smell like a vinegary dumpster?" "THIS IS HOW WE AFFORD NICE THINGS."

[@belleatwirewoodproductions7560]

Haha ha 😂😛

[@christopherterzakos6118]

@@belleatwirewoodproductions7560 I see u

[@kait.HAHAHA]

We need a three-hour long video about Drew and the baguette's trip to the museum.

[@savv.z]

If Chemistry really was just pouring energy drinks on bread then I wouldn’t be drowning in homework rn

[@ddrox919]

but you would be drowning in redbull 😎

[@no_peace]

Haha

[@Aves]

Yeah, you'd be drowning in energy drinks instead.

[@adamdillard1768]

The first “experiment” didn’t work cuz it wasn’t a martini glass

[@Video-Post-Mortem]

And it wasn’t a red balloon.

[@Not_Joey_7]

Jajajajajaja

[@izzzylinguini]

You got a point

[@strwber_]

I like your video

[@strwber_]

About parkour

[@BigKissXO]

Do you think hes trying to distract people from the fact his full name is Richard Laxative?

[@MC-tl5bf]

he should choose the nickname Dick Lax

[@justsogusto4979]

Snore Lax

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Underrated comment

[@Ditto_loves_miku]

DICK LAXATIVE????

[@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr]

@@Ditto_loves_miku DOUG DIMMADOME??

[@monstertangle]

rick lax making his online start in a song where his character does fake magic tricks to dupe people and ending up Here will always be very funny to me

[@kreepietoast]

Drew, you’re taking this all too seriously, you need to....... Rick lax

[@gypsywoman9140]

By which you mean "give Rick laxatives"?

[@robert7445]

AHAHAHA

[@emmer23]

I love this more than words can explain

[@wyattreed4660]

AHAHAHA

[@chloem2872]

I laughed at this for a solid minute

[@trashycat3]

“honey how come the hammer is in the sink?” “I dont know, who are you? you don’t sound like my wife” best thing I’ve heard

[@seaofbees783]

Who’s gonna tell drew that mr.lax has an entire show on Snapchat called “the magic show” where he does more of these?

[@eucalynn7645]

Bailey Hakes don’t forget that diy Snapchat channel that made toilet wine

[@seaofbees783]

Eucalynn we don’t talk about that 🤢

[@hronyrh]

Let's just replace Simon Cowell with Lax They both worth shit

[@Pontificate]

Add a question mark

[@eucalynn7645]

Bailey Hakes someone needs to talk about it it’s been haunting me for months

[@keroseneketamine]

i genuinely cant believe rick lax worked with tally hall at some point in his lifetime

[@noodleiswholesome5946]

Same bro

[@Mrsaretz]

Literally insane

[@rossanagarcia4650]

Im uncomfortable that drew is standing up, ive only seen his sitting down side

[@41052]

Your profile pic is perfect for this comment

[@Sturla-Tyr]

Then you haven't seen many Drew Gooden videos

[@enzoqueijao]

All these fake fans that never saw Drew's luscious body smh

[@oliver_juliet]

lol he's standing up in his profile picture

[@sociwjsoc2836]

Same

[@milessellami478]

why does drew need portable bread, he has that cake following him everywhere

[@nostalgiagatuna]

Miles Sellami OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@r.fdraws4138]

I don’t get.... h e l o m e u n d e r s t a n d

[@art_and_sh.t4265]

@@r.fdraws4138 people often call thick asses "cake". OP is saying that drew has a nice ass.

[@webcrawler8244]

👍 Funny Joke Man 🤝😸

[@conocotattoo]

“lying is worse than murder... that’s not true, murder is worse” so... you lied?

[@amuj5372]

bone jaw but that’s worse than murder...

[@kingcapoctii2837]

Achievement Unlocked: The Joke

[@aliurrehman1402]

Big brain

[@Blastof-ob2zb]

But..... Lying ABOUT murder

[@lizardflap251]

This is the most unfunny easy to make comment I've ever seen

[@yawninglion1677]

I think this is my favorite Drew video. No matter how often I watch it, it always scratches that itch.

[@khushveergrewal7937]

"hammer is wet, the kitchen is stinky, time to see if the hammer is rubber" - Drew Gooden a real poet.

[@discontinuedcat1697]

Why did I read "hammer" as "hamster"?

[@mman6564]

If instead of rubber he had said sticky it would have been great

[@sashamensh7028]

I was scrolling through the comments and as soon as he said that I saw ur comment

[@gregoryvenarsky3468]

The fact that this man's microwave is on 1 second...

[@punkrckr6889]

I came down here hoping I wasn't the only one who was stressed out by this.

[@lizzykate3730]

i wouldn't be at all surprised if he did that purposefully lol

[@rumbbbytomb9782]

I think he did it to not say what time it is

[@jimmyjohn6504]

@@rumbbbytomb9782 The oven says its 6:31

[@dannieon]

Why would you say that. Now I cant focus on anything else

[@sarahharman9879]

The fact that the microwave is stuck at one second. The fact that Drew's shirt is three different shirts stitched together. The fact that he ate the bread.

[@meredithadams5495]

A mf saint. Hands down. Your pants. (Sorry i had to, i swear im not an Onision. )

[@drteddy2609]

@@meredithadams5495 "an onision" a new defenition we all know.

[@bradmcgowan5453]

I love how no one questions the cuts in ricks video, like it’s super obvious he’s switching out the items for the prop ones during these cuts

[@hapcot]

Drew is either very tall, or his kitchen is actually a Little Tikes playset

[@red4953]

He’s only 5’9 so he’s like average I have no idea why his kitchen is so small I only noticed it cause you brought it up😭

[@hapcot]

@LemonLord What?

[@rubyred3580]

@@hapcot stolen :(

[@jwinget1999]

@@red4953 he is atleast 6 feet. Danny once said in a video that he is 5feet10 and Drew is taller than him.

[@asei231]

@@jwinget1999 maybe danny was kneeling-

[@alicebarrah1959]

“this weird tray” drew has never seen a baking tray before

[@gabrielhiggins9991]

*danny

[@cas6174]

kurtis*

[@isaac_759]

*kody co

[@Chackravartin]

Jarvis*

[@Marveats]

i’m pretty sure he called it weird because it was already in the house when they moved in but i still agree lol

[@jaehyunstt4709]

"I'm taking off my wedding ring because right now I don't deserve to be married" - Drew *lmfaooooooo*

[@peachpie4219]

Fuck you fight me stupid bitch

[@spencer-despawned]

@@peachpie4219 good god dude are you okay

[@peachpie4219]

grxce Get in line

[@spencer-despawned]

SSGSJ3KKx20LimitBreaker Gogito oh screw off dude

[@xsleep.deprivedx8426]

SSGSJ3KKx20LimitBreaker Gogito you ok?

[@vincentg6613]

I like how you can see the caffeine seeping through his pours. Just starts bouncing half way through the video.

[@Cowboy_Frog]

*pores

[@itsryderbabey8885]

It’s like Rick Lax bought a case of Redbull, realized Redbull is terrible, and then asked himself: what could possibly be worse than _drinking_ a Redbull?

[@sundayf.298]

I'm proud to say I'm your 666th like.

[@isaacplays3412]

I'm 898th like

[@joshlaverick2002]

*realised

[@sundayf.298]

@@joshlaverick2002 realized*

[@itsryderbabey8885]

Josh Laverick Not in Canada but good shot man

[@angellujan8561]

i love how he pulls out a baking sheet and says "this weird tray"

[@pissmachine2728]

What's a baking tray I call it a squan, a square pan, or a failure.

[@Elegant_Sausage]

I call those cookie sheets. Lol

[@Roukmouss]

In France it's called lèchefrite, it means "lickingfrenchfries"

[@rose-abagale]

@@Roukmouss I--makes sense.

[@M62s]

@@Roukmouss Wtf are you talking about

[@dietryinundeleted423]

1 second left on the microwave, someone considerate was nuking a midnight snack.

[@josephdawson5214]

I noticed that too and was desperately looking through the comments for someone else to notice

[@sepiahoney]

that was bugging me the entire time hahaha

[@MarkusFredriksen]

i always do this because i dont like the beeping lmaooo

[@noahrichardson-lauve2029]

@@josephdawson5214 same lmao

[@TheGhostWriterGirl]

Love that Drew and Danny have the same arch-nemesis: hot glue.

[@sourinc9648]

add 1 to your age, now subtract your age, your number is 1 *MIND BLOWN*

[@ricklax5919]

You’re ripping me off. Stop that.

[@miramiraonthewall133]

incrediblysour that obviously won’t work

[@sashadawn3336]

Whoa...how’d you do that?

[@amaiswrld]

Haha I I’m the 69th like

[@emilyyeeyee8064]

@Rick Lax did you change your account name just for this?

[@kimmypossible152]

i loved how he called a cookie sheet “this weird tray that was here when we moved in” are you sure you’re an adult and not 3 kids in a trench coat, that would explain a lot

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

Is that what Americans call baking trays?

[@ashr8140]

Vincent Adultman ?

[@XionRulez]

i thought the joke was that he thought it was weird the tray was already in the kitchen

[@radicalmallard]

Weird how common that is. The last apartment I lived in also had a gross looking baking sheet in the oven from the previous tenants

[@WalnutSpice]

@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 American here, use those pretty often and honestly never thought about it. But seeing as how it's a metal baking tray I bake on, I think I'd call it a baking tray

[@cokecanred]

“The hammer is wet The kitchen is stinky, Time to see If the hammer is rubber” Copyright 2020 Danny Gonzales, “Hammer” lyrics and text licensed by the artist

[@reagan4058]

i can't be the only one who actually sang this out loud lmao

[@ej9668]

Drew Gooden *

[@CASHY_WASHY]

Uhhh you mean Drew Gooden?

[@BobGeanis]

@@CASHY_WASHY that's the joke you clowns

[@lifewithaud685]

him going on that whole tirade then saying "my light turned off :(" in the saddest voice ever absolutely floored me 😭😭

[@allihuston797]

Drew: this table is short, if only i were able to be in a sitting position someway, its like i need some sort of sitting device..... welp, guess i'll just stand

[@lilcarttheoneandonly]

Olivia Jessica he wasnt asking you OLIVIA

[@bulldozer8950]

I bet rick could use his magic skills to invent some such device, involving rebuke again.

[@PablitoAndCo]

"Now the bread is portable." Finally, a way to carry my bread from one place to another, I was tired of not being able to move my bread because it wasn't portable enough.

[@kittycathxp397]

it's already portable dough

[@stevefilms1997]

@Martha Taylor but is it portable?

[@cornyasshell2536]

@@stevefilms1997 no…

[@usernamemctypey428]

Now I dont have to haul around my BREAD SILO

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

I FARTED AT 10:23

[@reshmiles3583]

9:57 "there's a camera in here isn't there," said the tall white man, standing infront of a camera

[@jordynk3558]

12:28 you could have told me sooner drew! I’m already in my third year of college studying French just so I can watch spongebob on netflix!!!

[@luismorelos1334]

His microwave is constantly on 1 second and its giving me anxiety

[@lycanphelps8694]

Yeeeeees

[@acek2016]

Ugh I noticed that and it made me angry

[@carsonsusie]

Sameeeee

[@meghanmoleski7219]

can’t let the bomb go off

[@alec3280]

He must have done it on purpose!! I have OCD too and I couldn't focus

[@Gab-qj1ck]

“lying is worse than murder” big john mulaney vibes

[@lauren-zi6pb]

is this actually a john mulaney quote??? i dont remember him every saying that but it reminded me of john mulaney so much as soon as he said it

[@starryjupiter3560]

Omg I know

[@Gab-qj1ck]

lauren 5876 i thought it was too but i can’t find anything

[@Kassdestruction]

i think the quote you guys are thinking of is “yknow, like a liar.”

[@ajorsini7]

same energy as “midget is as bad as the n word” “first of all...no”

[@punology6829]

"eye opening facebook and now eye closing facebook" has the same energy as road work ahead

[@nunyabizness6044]

punology bruh that’s because he made the road work ahead vine lol

[@punology6829]

@@nunyabizness6044 i know lol

[@artistictutorials3246]

It really doesn’t

[@DimaPreo_]

I like your profile picture UwU

Nunyabiz Ness woah really? Oh wow I bet he never even considered that when making his comment! Gee willy!

[@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--]

It still baffles me that Drew Gooden is, in one of the most obscure ways, related to tally hall.

[@haileyharalson3546]

It didn’t work because you’re using sugar free Red Bull, everyone knows that sugared Red Bull has glue as the first ingredient.

[@michaeldot3s544]

Me spending my time watching a lunatic tall white man dousing his hammer in redbull and vinegar two hours before his mother in-law visits.

[@keemstarkreamstar7069]

Michaeldot 3s bro that is le epic random moment

[@suna173.6jm]

1:04 "eye-opening facebook and now eye-closing facebook" has to be the best lame pun youve ever made

[@camerynr8344]

I'm mad because I actually laughed at it 😭

[@fayecandraw]

How are Drew's jokes legitimately so funny, like the cuts in his videos make me laugh every time. (im serious)

[@Ttthestoryteller]

His demeanor becomes a lot more threatening when you realize he's basically a giant

[@offbeatkiki]

I have been thinking that this entire video lmfao

[@ice9232]

First time i thought of him as not calm

[@vermouthsweet4718]

@@keremmertsubas1322 2.08m

[@bekah13]

Hes 5’9? maybe your thinking of the basketball player, also called Drew Gooden who is 6’10

[@vermouthsweet4718]

@@bekah13 yes, drew played basketball. before he became a youtuber he was a professional basketball player. he mentions it in almost every video.

[@angelicayamamori4765]

"You'll notice there's no hot glue gun..." *flashbacks to Danny burning his fingers for Troom Troom* "...Thank God."

[@astrofornaught]

CONNOR

[@astrofornaught]

also he was referring to his last video where he burnt his fingers using a glue gun

[@JessiJoker-rr4zc]

@@astrofornaught r/woooosh

[@astrofornaught]

@@JessiJoker-rr4zc that doesn't make sense nor does it apply

[@charlessmith299]

@@JessiJoker-rr4zc yeah not really a whoosh moment

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

people on facebook are on another lvl of the opposite of “dont believe everything you see on the internet”

[@emmettdonkeydoodle6230]

Panda Candies while they share the picture of a dog with cancer in hopes they aid in his recovery

[@blottovonsozzlebooks1427]

It really makes you understand the political situation in this country. People are so goddamn stupid it's incredible.

[@jafarfromalladin8257]

@@blottovonsozzlebooks1427 what country? The internet? Facebook?

[@caitlinhsu9074]

monthly reminder that Rick Lax went to college with and was close personal friends with Tally Hall, the band that made the songs The Bidding, Ruler of Everything, and Hidden in the Sand

[@icedmorning7610]

He was also their first manager and appeared in some skits they filmed (look up “Tally Hall magical fish”)

[@cookiehawk]

nice

[@demjjin]

I laughed hysterically at “now the bread is portable” for a solid twenty minutes when i saw it on twitter and it brings me great joy to see it discussed here

[@neegas3490]

Oof

[@sadimp1586]

theory: rick lax came up with this evil ploy to ruin drew's marriage by making his kitchen smell like redbull and vinegar, so he could have drew all to himself.

[@helvsA]

Rick Lax: So...I see you have figured out my plans. However, I can't have anyone knowing...I'm going to make sure that you can Rick-Lax in your final moments. :)

[@intelli-gent9863]

"Honey, why is the hammer in the sink?" "I don't know, who are you? You don't sound like my wife!" That part got me good. Lol😆

[@megkrish7568]

Ya it's like people didn't notice it

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

I FARTED AT 10:23

[@noveltea9593]

😂

[@cypress8111]

6 pm is a strangely specific time for you to do this, Drew As soon as I noticed the clock I litteraly just watched it to see how long Drew takes for recording these things

[@rachelrodriguez8771]

Drew looks like he’s dressed for a gender reveal

[@me-eh1zt]

Rachel Rodriguez facts

[@danf.2630]

He's dressed AS a gender reveal LoL

[@antonkaagthorndahl4484]

@@danf.2630 both genders?

[@Chelsea-yx2hs]

Gibby Fkn Dies maybe twins 🤔😅

[@danf.2630]

@@antonkaagthorndahl4484 I meant it as being decor with mixed colours, guess the joke didn't go through LoL

[@loganpraz2566]

“Don’t wanna change any variables here” “So I don’t have a martini glass...”

[@killersberg1]

Nice

[@bananad9659]

"I'm gonna take my wedding ring off because right now i dont deserve to be married"

[@aristology6912]

Yeah we watched the video

[@bananad9659]

@@aristology6912 i just thought it was funny :(

[@yungoldman2823]

Nice comment👌

[@clare-sv3do]

@@bananad9659 It is funny lol I like when people put their favorite quotes from the video in the comments :)

[@bananad9659]

@@clare-sv3do i like it too! thank you :))

[@CHIOTIS1821]

6:12 The egg looks like a pope head

[@ohnoitsdonn7286]

The fact that drew has 1 second left on his Microwave showing he was eating something at 3 in the morning makes me happy

[@skrewrgodproten4807]

But the oven says about 7:00

[@thefightknight3941]

I noticed that too

[@sophiajohnson9090]

Oops, I didn't see this and commented the same thing XD great minds think alike I guess

[@KatRinaZLuv369]

Lol I came looking for this comment bc I knew someone had to have seen it

[@DriscolDevil]

@KalCium Gaming He was pointing out that the time on the oven suggests that it isn't 3am.

[@cowgrll]

drew has that “white guy doing stand-up” bouncing from foot to foot stance and paired with the super short kitchen table it’s very menacing for some reason

[@faron4685]

It's like john mulaney but way more chaotic somehow

[@sharamusica]

tia thomas I think he’s funny.

[@atorifanl6153]

The Drewdom Menace

[@cowgrll]

Sage the Aquarius yes exactly!

[@cowgrll]

Atorifan L i’m afraid to ask who jar jar would be in this situation

[@NyanMask]

His voice is making me think: John Mulaney. His energy is making me think: Chaos.

[@riomeow]

Lou Iyevo so.... John mulaney

[@CandyD0409]

John Mulaney with less feminine hips

[@skylerchristie6216]

candie cane and a “tiny lil butt”

[@LauraElizaGenevieve]

New DnD alignment: chaotic John Mulaney

[@ghost_hugss]

@@CandyD0409 "Look at that man, he's got feminine hips!"