Drink Poison, It's Good!

Do not actually drink poison! this a joke. in any sane world this would be considered completely unneccessary as this video has the most blatant sarcasm in the world. but this site is also ran by wackoheads. so there. honestly other youtubers have given ad space to much worse lol.
also my brother voiced the bully
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[@mr.c1435]

"Oh right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison."

[@Mii1999]

That poison?

[@NickDewan]

Yes, THAT poison!

[@gogeterdone]

Gotchya covered 👍

[@Mii1999]

@@NickDewan Gotcha covered

[@mrurquhart9138]

How about that sky today? Talk about blue!

[@darealconman]

Legends know that Goobus uploaded this last night, then deleted it a minute later because it was too early 🤣

[@E.V._Estonia_Graza]

Yep

[@DoobusGoobus]

shoosh

[@Bobbys-Playground]

@@DoobusGoobus hi goobin

[@E.V._Estonia_Graza]

@@DoobusGoobus It's the internet, too late

[@butterflyenjoyer230]

We know the truth

[@ShahroozSmith]

And then right after that comes this ad: "Attention! Have you or anyone you know have suffered from ingesting poison? If so, you may be entitled for compensation!"

[@thegalantic6986]

For me I got "The Lego Movie: Communist Propoganda" I think this means something

[@DaDrawBoi]

@@thegalantic6986 the horros of pikmin is what i got

[@MANESHARK]

You did under a minute what South Park needed a whole 47 minute special to do.

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Goobus does what South Park doesn’t

[@TwinRiver100]

Goobie-Goobie-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😁

[@JerkyD]

Which SP special?

[@MANESHARK]

@@JerkyD (Not Suitable for Children) yes the parenthesis are in the actual title.

[@TwinRiver100]

@@JerkyD it was this special that did a parody of Prime Energy and online Influncers' effects on minors.

[@Animatoons-yv5up]

0:43 *IF YOU LOVE YOUR CHILD, GIVE THEM POISON!!!!!!!* - Billy Mays Goobus.

[@sarcasticdude2320]

RIP Billy, that coward Chris using a deathnote was disgraceful.

[@Private-Potato]

@@sarcasticdude2320Billy is the rightful mayor of CWCville

[@Arthur_Guy]

"CALL NOW AND WE'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER!"

[@sarcasticdude2320]

​@@Private-Potatothe rightful True and Honest winner of the election. Brendan Fraser was also a good mayor

[@ooglegogle2719]

Zorbin' Time.

[@JJ_R]

“Ever get that feeling of déjà vu?”

[@jeandrickgiel]

Hm wonder why

[@kadelin3318]

Whenever I win, then I do.

[@lazilypunctual2863]

“I’ve been in this place before”

[@gusdotd894]

Yeah...

[@darkalicornkingdoom3572]

He already explain why he repload the video

[@Mysticalwizard420]

0:21 My favorite- “Poison comes in two delicious flavors! Regular and R 🅰️ T”

[@Embers_world79]

LOL 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@machel8716]

DONT YOU LOVE RAT FLAVORED??

[@Embers_world79]

*muffed* YOU know I do!

[@bluegrayrjmeleefox6901]

"The Reason why you don't have poison is because your *MOTHER* doesn't love you" - _Doobus Goobus 2024_

[@andistansbury4366]

"This is truth" -Some kid nobody cares about 2024

[@jimmymcgill7370]

Congrats on getting that GFUEL sponsorship Doobus!

[@KILL3R-NOVA]

You mean poison?

[@HarvestMoonHowl]

I thought it was "Celsius." 😂

[@gustavonicacio9477]

I thought it was "PRIME."

[@turtle3568]

I thought it was “”

[@gregvs.theworld451]

Lowkey now it would be kind of funny if he got a Gfuel/Gamersupps sponsorship with his own flavor: Poison

[@edwarda.7864]

Finally, someone who has the stones to stand up for what I've been saying for years. Here you go my kind broccoli, some help for the bail.

[@isitbymyselflolYT]

*_-WHY NO COMMENT-_*

[@dickygushy]

He is not a broccoli; he is a poisonous goo. We've been over this

[@edwarda.7864]

@@dickygushy If it's poisonous, it edible. If it's edible, it's food/drink. If it's food/drink, it's nutritious. Their for....... Wha- What was I saying? I blacked out for an hour after drinking some poison.

[@user-mh4rn3ph7n]

I’ll help good sir , if it’s nutritious it’s a fruit ore veggie aka DOOBUS GOOBUS IS POSSIBLY BROCCOLI ore an apple adono😒

[@Madiorsomething]

@@edwarda.7864yeah that happens sometimes, just ignore it.

[@dionettaeon]

_Only_ Regular and Rat flavors?! What _TRAVISTY_ is this?!?!?! What happened to Radiation flavor or the ever-popular Insect flavor?! I remember when the Cleaner and Lead flavors were all the rage!

[@Kth77]

I'm holding out for weed flavor.

[@DeanTheMachine560]

Agreed. I've heard that Bird Flavor is dropping soon

[@mastermind41]

I heard that the Mercury flavor use to be very popular

[@mammoyt]

The most out of context question in existence : wOulD yoU liKe To dRrinK poIsoN LiTTle boI

[@deviousrascal616]

goobus never fails to make us drink poison

[@pigmasters3263]

I pooped myself for no reason, I just felt like it

[@SuperBluesphere]

I thought this was a Gamer Subs commercial.

[@TheTwilitHero]

Same. I figured there had to be a poison flavor or something.

[@psychoriot866]

Think this is more so a dig on Prime

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

​@@psychoriot866Amazon Prime? Amazon Prime Flavored Poison?

[@VincentTheBadGuy]

You say that like there's any real difference.

[@anthonyplaynreact20]

Wait my subs?!

[@charvhar]

"Correct! and the reason you don't have poison is your mother doesn't love you!" GOD DAMN HE WASN'T HOLDING BACK

[@Yipper64]

Concerned parent: "but.. I dont know if I want to give my child poison" Goobus: "Your child will literally delete themselves if you dont give them poison! They will die and it will be entirely your fault!"

[@EpsilonDSCco]

those bully had some real teen girl squad vibes.

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

You have great taste. And congrats on the heart!

[@grammarmaid]

Straight up Tompkins in here.

[@randthedumbguy6409]

Drinkable poison actually does sound like something bubs would sell.

[@waggieentertainment9387]

I love these videos which literally are just whatever goobus’ demented imagination comes up with last night

[@creepedoomboom]

I’m actually running an April fools D&D campaign where one of the rules is that poison heals (and healing does poison damage)

[@moonflowersax]

Well, this commercial is like any energy drink, beer, or any status symbol commercial.

[@geardog24]

“Everyone on the planet loves poison! Even the planet!” Captain Planet disapproves 😠

[@Enzo-fk1tx]

Womp womp cry aboot it

[@taimsalahia100]

​@@Enzo-fk1txpoison is disgusting eww I rather drink health potion it's delicious 😋

[@user-it8re8jv2l]

Health tonic is the way to go ​@@taimsalahia100

[@cosmosofinfinity]

Health potion sucks. Health poison, on the other hand...

[@liamwebster3862]

I can’t help but feel this is a really obvious metaphor for something, I just don’t know what

[@SadHoola]

Vapes

[@Yaishto]

I get what you're saying but I can't think of any Prime examples

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

Alcohol maybe?

[@Secret_sympathy]

​Not specifically vapes. Drugs and alcohol would also apply. I also believe they were being sarcastic.​@@SadHoola

[@SadHoola]

Maybe prime

[@Rouchruvis]

My head canon is Poison is a stand in for Prime. And that makes me laugh more

[@guynamedcurt]

Damn these Prime bottle ads are getting more and more enticing.

[@BlitzPlay]

After a long day of wishing I didn't have to deal with things and contemplating the consumption of Poison brand poison, it's nice to come home to a advert that really speaks to me. Directly to me. Telling me to drink poison for prolonged periods of time to make the pain and the voices stop forever. Thank you, Doobus, for reaching out to Poison for sponsoring your highly accurate and informative video.

[@santa_with_a_gun]

you ain't actually gonna pull a kurt cobain are you?

[@N3bu14Gr4y]

Who hurt you?

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

Just wait till he releases his advertising for Hemp Nooses!

[@gunslingergirl2579]

​@@santa_with_a_gunKurt Cobain was a better ball player than Kobe. He made all his shots.

[@santa_with_a_gun]

@@gunslingergirl2579 GOD DAMN

[@Kyouno]

“I’ve consumed Katamine and I’m going to die!” “I’m going to the future lads!”

[@The_Trash_Queen]

Wheres the cheese?

[@aceofspades8169]

Where's the cheese?

[@jboxgaming444]

Where’s the cheese Gromit

[@McDonaldsFriesLad]

There is no cheese.

[@secretsecret3528]

OK, well while you're there can you get me the lottery ticket numbers, a hover board and, screw it, a couple of copies of future copies of One piece and Bleach, probably be able to sell them at 300% value 🤔

[@weebtrashtvt6657]

Now that I realise watching your videos with subtitles unlocks deep hidden lore within the video, I must now rewatch them ALLL

[@Jiggaboojoness]

Every once in a while I forget that he does that and it’s always great to rewatch

[@jakewalker8342]

I'm glad that you started adding subtitles to these! They always get a laugh or two out of me! Thank you for the hard work

[@benprice6209]

Just got an ad directly after this video for prime energy drink. Ironic.

[@user-kf7fv2lv8x]

Ooh I know that a certain "blue rat" is gonna get pissed off just by the mere mention of rat poison.

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

Blue Rat? Explain.

[@MurphyWilson-kb1kd]

It's crips rat

[@cyclopshark8933]

explain pls

[@MurphyWilson-kb1kd]

Cris rat

[@thebiolibrary5572]

stinky blue rat that is a stinky blue rat? don't explain I understand

[@GummyBear34834]

0:31 “ Correct and the reason you don’t have poison is your mother doesn’t love you”

[@literallyanidiot2880]

Honestly this is my thoughts on every alcohol ad I ever see.

[@ivanbluecool]

Poison so good it had to be seen twice

[@RedCanidae]

Is this a humorus satire and critisism on society made by my beloved and favorite radioactive green goo? Oh dear, you never fail to amuse me

[@GuiltlessGear]

is that what he is?

[@RedCanidae]

@@GuiltlessGear He has made a video estabilishing it before

[@GavinS5000]

The little boy went from having 5 subs to an infinite amount of subs for drinking poison, what a legend.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

When the Paul brothers try to sell you their energy drink made of pencil shavings and nail polish remover.

[@nickson316]

I got recommended this yesterday at like 4am and said I need to sleep so ima watch it tomorrow and I couldn’t find it and thought I imagined getting a recommendation from you 💀

[@cdubsb3831]

He uploaded early accidentally and took it down to release at consistent schedule.

[@nickson316]

@@cdubsb3831 I know that now but at the time I didn’t

[@mekingtiger9095]

So glad to see unsanitized content like this coming back. Pre 2017 KZbin, I missed you so, sooo much...

[@CalvinandJed]

this feels like a smiling friends ad in the break room

[@gamergod6287]

Would you like to drink POISON little BOY? (famously asked by Micheal Jackson many times) these captions are definitely something

[@Koppu1doragon]

I honestly can't tell if he's talking about energy drinks, coffee, something else, or is literally just a joke and I'm looking too deep into it. Ah well. *chugs forth monster energy drink of the hour.*

[@PeterSpaghetti69]

Poison is my favorite drink! I make sure it's part of my balanced meals everyday! Thank you Goobus, for spreading the delicious and nutritous word about how amazing poison is, not just for your family, but for the environment!

[@davidhong1934]

As an environmental advocate, I can confirm the above statement contains a degree of accuracy

[@KNK2008]

Yo Peter Spaghetti, nice to see you here!

[@PeterSpaghetti69]

@KNK2008 hey there man, nice seeing you to

[@maxpower7258]

Oh, yummo!

[@TheforeverPigeonKing]

I hear it’s gluten free, lactose free, and life free

[@tjheid5414]

The flip he does when saying “too cool” is so homestarrunner I just *chefs kiss*.

[@garethdean6382]

>Video about drinking poison >15 second Magic Mineral Solution advert beforehand. I'm not surprised, just sad.

[@Lovely_Shadz]

“Regular and Rat” i’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardmiller7705]

I Love The Exclusive Elephant Flavour, Only Available In Africa And India! 😂

[@Lovely_Shadz]

@@richardmiller7705 pfft 🤣

[@FireFox64000000]

Ahhh, The eternal quest of the animator to make sure KZbin understands his content is not meant for children.

[@marlinfromfindingnemo8954]

Now I want a water bottle that is just a purple jar that has a skull and crossbones on it labeled poison

[@garrtoons4303]

Wise knowledge from a wise man. 🤩

[@dickygushy]

Energy drinks with lethal doses of caffeine in them be like

[@darby2314]

Ah, finally we see his true colors. He is in the pocket of Big Poison!

[@londonjackson8986]

This genuinely feels like a skit that Ren & Stimpy or Invader Zim would do...

[@camerongonzalez3647]

0:05 *epic gulping sounds* 🟢🟣☠🤗

[@MoonIbis]

Better than the ones on fLoPtOk

[@heftybandicootgaming5047]

I feel like this is about Pogan Laul for some reason.....

[@SentryGaming275]

*"IF YOU LOVE YOUR CHILD GIVE THEM POISOOOONNNN!!!"* that part had me tearing myself apart 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mark73]

I swear this has got to be the funniest video on this channel.

[@inferno3838]

So you’ll drink poison but you won’t eat sand? Doobus you’re one WACKY DUDE!

[@aikahiboys9304]

What a great video uploaded for the first time, and that none of us have ever seen before

[@biggggieyoshe]

this explains why he did not try to make freddy leave like lastime. he drank to much Poison(trademark) and his house got invaded

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

Come on mom, everybody’s doing. Don’t you love me.

[@Rose-85]

I'm surprised this isn't a Gamer Supps ad

[@pietrosmusi6348]

As a time traveller, this is a classic!

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

This is basically Johnson & Johnson's approach to medicine.

[@trevorsizzle3705]

There is also the exclusive radiation poison, common flavor in Pripyat during the year 1986.

[@MoonLoonie69]

Cause I know it’s Poison You’re feeding me Poison Addicted to this feeling I can’t help but swallow up Your Poison

[@NicoleFlores-hq5nh]

I MADE MY CHOICE AND EVERY NIGHT I'M LIVING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

[@demonkingnetsu4045]

@@NicoleFlores-hq5nh Oh-oh, oh-oh Any way you want me, baby, that's the way you got me

[@Toniserr4]

I'll be yo-o-o-ours, my story's gonna end with me dead from your poison

[@Theweirdunicorn69]

Wild hazbin hotel fan spotted

[@J0LL1B33]

I got so good at bein' untrue..

[@maxbabaioff2781]

"YOU SHOULD DRINK POISON, NOW!!!"

[@user-gpojrwpojgPORZSGSgjp]

"Sorry, Link; I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little... 0:06 ...richer!"

[@v8o185]

This is how I feel the undead in divinity talk about poison. Just treat it good healthy drink.

[@rubielastname4723]

Almost feels like a PSA they would make against soda and other sugary drinks

[@SaltySeaStella]

Alcohol is literal poison but everyone attacks soda drinkers. Both are bad though.

[@scrapbotcommander]

I can't believe Dooby Mays from Oxi-Goob has stooped this low

[@Ujulahipobaka121]

I must notify Master Felix Colgrave of this...This...monstrousity

[@205mohamad]

When I was a little kid, I had this character I made up who was basically a “Jedi” who dressed up as a ninja with a cape and he couldn’t let people know he was actually a skeleton. His main characteristic is that he loved drinking poison

[@wadesplays]

Finally can watch this

[@spider-films6980]

Oh boy I do love this entirely new goobus video that definitely wasn’t here before

[@kirbyleggington7205]

This feels like a commercial you'd see on Invader Zim lol

[@coenisgreat]

This reminds me (Probably not surprisingly) of that whole thing with Tide Pods. The reality is that very few, if any, people actually ate them, the media simply blew it out of proportion because they'll exaggerate anything for more clicks, which is not new information in the slightest.

[@gilroyscopa]

Naw, this is actually a reference to that drink Logan Paul sells to small children with this exact marketing tactic. South Park did an episode on it too, renaming it to "Cred" instead of poison.

[@POTUSPostsFunny]

I watched this yesterday for the full minute that it was up

[@Liz_Darkken015]

Doobus turn into Angel dust

[@Queendocter]

Nah he turned into Dr.mystery

[@A_Qd]

I like how he's gone fully insane at this point, his voice gets even more insane through the vid

[@billnye9299]

ironically this is basically how most popular media talks about drugs

[@ubedoble689]

If you change the word "poison" for "tobbaco/alcohol" in this video .... nothing gets out of place

[@kaylaa2204]

Yes that’s the joke, isn’t it?

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Oh yes, I LOVE rat alcohol.

[@BitterTast3]

Or energy drinks.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

@@BitterTast3 And rat energy drinks!

[@harrimanfox8961]

it's Prime

[@elitely6748]

Doobus with the delete and reupload because consistent timing nice. News has confirmed Poison (trademark) is very cool!

[@HermitRunner]

I know Goobus hasn’t lost his sanity yet since he put a disclaimer at the end

[@RainingMetal]

The counterargument for "If it tastes terrible it must be good for you".

[@WarioWareFan01010]

Don’t worry Goob, Pooh got the Fazgang to get out of your house because he was so wholesome.

[@Jaden6Strings]

Love how your parole officer is the r/antinatalism mod from that 100% completely apolitical cartoon Thank you Doobus very cool

[@kingofcards9516]

What cartoon??

[@Hamburger8079]

I think they’re referring to “The Confederacy was bad” cartoon. Could be wrong though. I’m mostly thinking of the cartoon where Doobus sings the water buffalo song

[@Jaden6Strings]

@@Hamburger8079 no the video is literally called "A Completely Apolitical Cartoon"

[@PersonUserPerson]

The funny thing is at least you actually have subtitles unlike so many other youtubers that just let youtube autogenerate them.

[@1Hol1Tiger]

I love that the bullies are randomly Homestar Runner characters

[@TerryTickleminor]

"If you love your child give them poison," Its almost like he was asking me in particular...

[@SaltySeaStella]

If only I had children.. Do cats count?

[@TerryTickleminor]

@@SaltySeaStella Any flesh-automaton works

[@gachamushroom1155]

18 SEC AGO? PERFECT TIMING TO COMMENT.

[@callunw5438]

Man I just love my morning poison. Then my 5 second after poison. Then my 3 millisecond after poison. Then my constant poison drink time that lasts for 15 hours.

[@ojhat]

I kindof just internally replaced "poison" with "alcohol" and I'd say this change made that analogy pretty spot-on regarding the social epidemic of drinking.

[@tex824]

I appreciate daily recommendations from the wise one Doobus

[@TheVoidTom]

Tis so nutritional, very exquisite in flavour too.

[@skinwalkerbutmaybenot]

this is my sanity right now: poison

[@shawnconway9957]

This is like every mlm ad ever. Perfect.

[@The_16_Bit_Dude]

Finally, i can watch the video

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

No more subdued metaphor, only forceful

[@joshuawilson8804]

I feel like this is commentary about something... but I can't put my finger on the poison bottle.

[@FluidHyena]

"Even the planet loves poison!" Oooh, so was this message brought to us by the fossil fuel industry?