Kaiba Makes the Rules

[@wisdomaxolotl2766]

I love how he wants to allow nukes. He almost let the intrusive thoughts win.

[@braydoxastora5584]

I mean he does blow up his island at the finale tournament location

[@federicopalacios7439]

Is for the chance that someone would actually have one.

[@NP3GA]

​@@federicopalacios7439 and someone actually had

[@zerogamerpro3146]

It was not a matter of why, but why not

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

I feel like needing someone to tell you "no" three times _is_ letting the instrusive thoughts win lmao

[@connorhealy3562]

In defense of these guys, Kaiba Corp was canonically a highly profitable weapons manufacturer before it was a card game company, so they probably got a bit confused when they heard that they were hosting a battle tournament

[@biggamer500]

He even said it it was a "city battle" tournament so of course they came ready for blood.

[@KJetixsSuccessor]

TRUE!🤣😂

[@shnorkeythefourth4572]

That’s as believable as a Mexican drug cartel voluntarily ending their drug trade and taking up avocado exports instead

[@gameuniverse5973]

Was that not dartz or am I dumb

[@KJetixsSuccessor]

@@gameuniverse5973 Half and half. Yes Dartz impersonated Kiba Senior, but that’s because he used his reputation for selling those weapons to get his way. It’s like disguising yourself as a celebrity just so that you can enjoy the VIP service.

[@zainm9015]

"no and I want eyes on whoever said that" is the best part lmao

[@wozu__]

for me it was him considering leaving nukes open to see if someone could possibly make it happen

[@MusicoftheDamned]

Kaiba only said that because he was envious of that type of evil and wanted to know so that he could hire them as a hitman later since they showed smarts: he needs plausible deniability.

[@rodan9773]

My fav part. OH MY GOD THOSE SONS OF BITCHES ARE GOING NUCLEAR. Lol.

[@gameuniverse5973]

Nah he just see them as a threat to his company since it has no security measures at all

[@frozenover_exe]

As a New Jersey native, Kaiba’s being completely reasonable

[@kevinescobar370]

As a Newark native, kaiba is taking our freedom

[@frozenover_exe]

@@kevinescobar370 As a North Jersey native of an unspecified county, that’s fair and thank you for also calling it taylor ham

[@noway3202]

Honestly if Kaiba took over NJ he would be the most sane politician we've ever had. Murphy and Booker are significantly worse than him

[@drdumptruck7565]

As a Ewing native we will not comply with kaibas command

[@frozenover_exe]

@@drdumptruck7565 As a Union County native don’t act like Kaiba doesn’t have a point

[@brandon6682]

I love when Kaiba was just shutting down everyone’s questions without hesitation until Nukes came up. For a brief moment he was like…’bet.’ The writing in this is just phenomenal.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Nah, he was torn between two factors: 1. Logically, none of these freaks could have an armed nuclear weapon on them. 2. The second he says they're allowed, he would very likely see a mushroom.

[@patussus]

And then what makes it even better is that they did prove that they were capable of going nuclear within the same video

[@eladfanta5176]

i was a bit curios 2

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@dylanwight5764]

@@Kartoffelkamm caught between a hmmm and a well

[@Truck-kun11]

Kaiba after losing billions of dollars: "Whatever, pocket money" Kaiba when he finds out he's in New Jersey: "RUN!"

[@technodude458]

New Jersey is not safe and i say this as a New Yorker

[@Kitsu-vk3of]

LOL

[@alexanderscout]

@@technodude458 both are not safe

[@tvgaming2132]

Bro hates Joey so much he hates New Jersey entirely

[@southanime]

​@@alexanderscout both are the same place

[@Raph___A]

You know you're morally fucked up when Kaiba of all people is telling you you aint seeing Heaven. Even Kaiba has standards.

[@BR-jw7pm]

Screw the money, I have rules! Wait…

[@keeganbate8935]

Those standards do NOT include Jersey

[@yamiali1783]

Bro hacked into heaven to duel the Pharaoh, so he knows

[@buttAttack]

ok just to note Kaiba turned a weapons company into a profitable children's card game company. Say what you will but he is a good guy

[@ChouRaiyuki]

@@buttAttack I mean he was still evil enough to drag some kids through multiple death traps and he got one of his Blue eyes by driving someone to suicide. But yeah somehow this same guy still had it in him to do what took Tony Stark longer so he's got points on that.

[@hhfggvogtthehy6451]

I love how the minute the tournament starts, people start ACTUALLY dueling.

[@herokid789]

He literally made new rules

[@gameuniverse5973]

The tournament dint start he was explaining the rules of the games

[@grasshopper8901]

​@@gameuniverse5973 whoosh? They're dueling to the death!

[@afroangel9334]

@@grasshopper8901 gotta commit to the woooosh, if you got woooshed that’s the dice you roll.

[@papa_pt]

well they tried

[@fluffycat679]

"No And I Want Eyes On Whoever Said That" This whole thing is super quotable and is easily my favorite sketch but this line is the unspoken hero of this video it's just perfect.

[@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq]

Kaiba can hear all these questions from people on the ground while he's inside a blimp. Not only does he make the rules, he's omniscient.

[@RyuKnightAlex]

Knowing Kaiba, he probably spent at least a part of that "fucking like, a billion dollars" putting hidden cameras/mics everywhere. Dragon-shaped, of course.

[@teamofone1219]

⁠@@RyuKnightAlexHe was in the wrong city so it wouldn’t make sense XD

[@ClaustroPasta]

​@@teamofone1219he has them in all of the cities!

[@autinjones7194]

@@teamofone1219 Government agencies have this weird electronic ear thing that they use the spy on people and it can hear pretty accurately for a fairly far distance. That's not a conspiracy either like the police use these. I wouldn't be surprised if there was one mounted to the edge of his blimp so he can hear the crowd.

[@williamcraig1158]

Screw the rules, he has money

[@Truck-kun11]

Solid jj has the ability to combine the most absurd scenarios possible with just the right amount of common sense and realism to amplify the comedy by 200%

[@sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819]

I know, it's truly brilliant.

[@Ellipsis115]

this

[@IamGrimalkin]

The thing is though, bombs are legal in battle city. The mask of darkness and light used them, after all; and Kaiba set some up himself on his finals tower.

[@alexandresmgc374]

​@@IamGrimalkin wait !! For real !?

[@kharijordan6426]

I was wondering how he heard everyone but I guess it doesn't matter.

[@dreamwalking]

Random: "What about nuclear weapons?" Kaiba: _Intense curiosity_

[@Mewman115]

*"I just want to see what they do with it."*

[@matthewwinningham5490]

"No nukes, but I'm open to discussion."

[@zhcultivator]

"Go on, I am Listening.... 👂"

[@painvillegaming4119]

To be fair if someone say what about nukes am more curious then anything on how they got them

[@Shinzon23]

​@Mayor of PainVille I think an even better question is How they got the release codes To actually set those Nukes off...?

[@gabito_366]

I like the fact that when the guy mentions nuclear weapons, Kaiba stops to think if it would be great to see if that happens, but when they really go nuclear, he is terrified as hell, I think that happens to many of us

[@Crimsontalor]

its one thing if an actual random city does it. However all bets *are* off once you find out its new jersey.

[@fearedjames]

He said he'd be impressed if anyone tried. If its New Jersey, the danger is real, and his presence now puts him in real threat of being in the blast.

[@LMGunslinger]

​@ImmortalEmperor I'm surprised how many people weren't able to infer that. Kiaba was clearly contemplating saying yes because he didn't think it was a legitimate claim, and he was curious what would've resulted had he "called the bluff."

[@rodrigosousa3812]

he didnt think it would happen before he was at a safe distance

[@q-tek8349]

Who the hell thinks it'd be great to see nuclear holocaust happen

[@doomedgundam6684]

"I want eyes on whoever said that." Kaiba actually carring for someone who's not his brother is bizarre AF.

[@nharviala]

Not sure if that was care or concern...

[@doomedgundam6684]

@@nharviala Both alien feelings to this character.

[@dracosmith7781]

​@@doomedgundam6684 Kaiba isn't malicious or evil, he may be too apathetic for certain things but hearing someone doing something so malicious making his brain and buried heart go NO is perfectly reasonable. Kaiba is a competitive perfectionist with a huge ego, post mind crush the worst he ever gets is snappy/a**holish.

[@DaRkLoRdZoRc]

Hey man, everyone playing in his tournament is a customer, and everyone watching or following along is a POTENTIAL customer. You can't let randos with automatic weapons potentially shred through the people who pay you: That's bad for business.

[@DaRkLoRdZoRc]

Hey man, everyone playing in his tournament is a customer, and everyone watching or following along is a POTENTIAL customer. You can't let randos with automatic weapons potentially shred through the people who pay you: That's bad for business.

[@UltraRogue.]

The fear in his voice when he said “ *NEW JERSEY?!?!* “is hilarious 😂

[@leociresi4292]

JerseyShore, Paula D vs Atem!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GruntGamerProductions]

As someone from New Jersey, I can attest that this is true. This is why we're not allowed to have tournaments anymore. You take ONE sports team hostage and suddenly it's considered "morally reprehensible."

[@CaydeTheSixth]

Wait, they took a sports team hostage?

[@trianglemoebius]

@@CaydeTheSixth They took *all* the sports teams hostage.

[@a-s-greig]

​@@trianglemoebius Hey man, The Islanders chose to leave. So did the Nets.

[@zachserdynski1729]

Least we aren't Philly

[@nooctip]

Well yeah. You have to take at least two sports teams hostage. Just one leaves them no one to play against.

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

But if we were to theoretically create buzzsaws made of pure energy that could send our opponents to the shadow realm, would that be allowed?

[@samcarpenter7104]

Yeah that's fine just make sure your opponent is ok with it.

[@BrenTenkage]

@@samcarpenter7104 what about bombs on a skylight and we duel on them and if you lose your life points you are blown up Kaiba: yeah no Me: what about if they are mystic shadow boxes and you go to the shadowrealm, your body is unaffected but your soul is sent to what is basically this worlds hell

[@Skoopyghost]

Well technically speaking I can bring a gun to a Yu Gi Oh tournament win it.

[@randomguyblank1616]

@@Skoopyghost someone did it in the anime, they still did not win. Then again depending on what dub you watch it might've been one of those invisible guns.

[@dylandog2296]

What if when your life points reach zero you get pushed off the edge of the battle arena to your death below

[@andrepartridge1179]

I absolutely love the idea that Kaiba didn’t bother to check which city he’s currently flying by as he just wanted to have a Duel Monsters Tournament only for him to find out it’s freaking Newark, New Jersey😂

[@treyhelms5282]

Could have been worse. Could have been in NYC or Chicago.

[@n0ame1u1]

@@treyhelms5282 Could've been Bridgeport, Connecticut

[@tonijelecevic9238]

Could have been Detroit or Baltimore

[@treyhelms5282]

@@n0ame1u1 I'm not disagreeing with you, just curious. What's bad about Bridgeport, Connecticut?

[@_think2026]

@@treyhelms5282 it’s horrific. No man, woman, or thing should go there. You’ll gain PTSD

[@tyson7509]

“I dont even think they could but i mean if they could even try I’d wanna see it” he’s genuinely ok dying to a nuke if these random people could manage it😂😂

[@decrulez]

“Honestly I’m not even mad, I’m kinda impressed”

[@estelian5959]

Honestly, Kaïba's first reaction when that guy asked about the nuclear weapons is exactly how I would have reacted in his place. And the pilot's reaction was exactly how I would have had to react if my best friend was in Kaïba's place (because he would have totally reacted the same).

[@brendenhawley2225]

Their is a point where morbid curiosity clashes with common sense.

[@alex.9398]

Always nice to see Kaiba being the voice of reason.

[@darkthunder301]

is it... really tho? sure it's nice for a sec, but then you ask _"why?"_

[@gameuniverse5973]

​@@darkthunder301kaiba is a voice of reason as long as it does not involve him or Yugi

[@xCorvus7x]

@@gameuniverse5973 I mean, what would you be like if you had had your fucking soul broken into pieces by the guy? Kaiba's obsession could be a lot worse than it turned out to be.

[@ironmaster6496]

Just like in the anime he is only the voice of reason when paired with people crazier than him, like Pegasus or Sartorius

[@krizwatcher]

"Screw the money, I have rules! ...wait, let me try that again."

[@SuperMinecrafter5000]

I like how he didn’t think they could get nukes until he found out they were in New Jersey and then he immediately knew they already had nukes

[@gaskinforeman303]

I like how Kaiba just freezes when the nuclear option is discussed. Like he knows its not realistic but hes too scared to test them.

[@natperXD]

Technically, he was considering it but the other person is telling him no. The only time he was scared was when they were literally going nuclear.

[@sea-fr]

Moreso curious about whether or not they can actually do it

[@LucianDevine]

@@natperXD And when he realized he was in New Jersey.

[@Halvos12]

What about nuclear weapons? I am skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may.

[@jji7447]

@@Halvos12 I have not watched much King of the Hill, but I remember that line.

[@cymes82]

"What about taking someone's heart medication, exchanging it for a placebo and watching them slowly succumb to their illness ?" Kaiba: "Shut up, Mokuba"

[@ethanmorofsky6448]

Seto AND Mokuba:NO!!!!

[@DaRkLoRdZoRc]

Shut up, Ingacio.

[@MisterBear19]

"Alright no nukes" "But i am open to discussion" This is undoubtedly the best part

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

I like that Kaiba actually considered nukes for a second out of morbid curiosity.

[@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998]

if you somehow manage to nuke your opponent, while also surviving the explosion, then you deserve the win

[@ЯрославЧервяков-ф9в]

@@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998 Now I want this alternative win condition to be add in the official rulebook(as a joke... but judges are always open for discussion)

[@paulmcghee6160]

In a world where Yugioh The Abridged Series never gets updated, Solid JJ is there to save the day.

[@CloudWalkBeta]

OOF! Too soon ;-;

[@dracosmith7781]

Almost never*

[@kendrajade6688]

@@dracosmith7781 Once every 3 years

[@halincadenza7165]

I swear I heard Tristan at the end with the "one last question"

[@newadventurer06]

It's for the best, little kuriboh went totally woke and said only minorities should be allowed to voice minority chatacters... except Japanese characters because "apparently" they don't matter cause of their white skin 🤡🤪😑🙄🤦‍♂️ I'm never touching yugioh tas ever again 🤢🤮

[@christianashley6659]

As someone from New Jersey, that final twist had me like: “Oh, I guess that makes sense”

[@tritondemius3723]

I fully expect every person in Newark to have nuclear weapons on hand every time

[@FrankLeeYoung]

That plot twist got me but then realized how much that makes sense. Despite all the spirits, monsters and Egyptian hoopla, Domino City is at least relatively safe. Wherever it is.

[@ttgconcepts]

the hammer guy got 25 kills and obtained a nuke 2:45

[@SparrowHawk784]

My dude got to work quick lmao

[@cameronlapage7386]

Poor Kaiba. Every time he tries setting up a tournament, it gets hijacked by some psychopath who wants to take over the world or kill a bunch of people.

[@joshputzke5400]

or in z-arc's case both

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

I'd argue it likely isn't possible to take over the world WITHOUT killing a bunch of people.

[@frankwest5388]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthnow try hosting a card game tournament. Some fatalities are to be expected in formats with mystic mine legal

[@scarletleaf1181]

And oddly pink-haired flamboyant Germans who just want to fuck with him.

[@9751matt]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth But is the scenario of every take over the world scheme 'hijack a tournament' based? ....Cause that seems to be the default in Yugioh's world.

[@skyrimassassin5626]

The "Holy Shit, those son's of bitches are going nuclear" line, killed me😂

[@harmonixerraze]

Every time I hear that line I burst out laughing like it's the first time. Epic punchline.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@harmonixerrazeok

[@BR-jw7pm]

you thought Kaiba was the villain but it was society all along...

[@MusicoftheDamned]

Oh, Kaiba's still a villain, as seen by him actually considering allowing nukes. He's just the lesser evil in yet another case of Evil vs. Evil because he has at least *some* standards.

[@grimlockbat3954]

​@The Damned On his defense, he doubted they had one until the end he realized they do.

[@Punaparta]

@@MusicoftheDamned I get the impression him considering allowing nukes is less him being evil and more disbelief/morbid curiosity that someone could actually manage to acquire nuclear weapons for the sake of using them in a children's card game.

[@MusicoftheDamned]

@@Punaparta Possibly. Considering how evil Kaiba initially was and how assholish he can still be even after being forcibly mentally reformed by Atem to be "good", however, I wouldn't put it past him to have been fine with watching a place get nuked as long as he was a safe distance from the blast site. That might be even more true after finding out it was Newark, New Jersey: "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

[@gameuniverse5973]

​@@MusicoftheDamnedhe did blow up his own island that he made and also showed off his blue eyes white dragon jet

[@GoldenDartRat]

I love how he’s not even phased by the car bomb and just accepts it at that point.

[@AFox739]

Considering the setting, I'm a little surprised Coop and Megas didn't show up. Because I can definitely see Coop responding to the nuclear weapons stuff by adding that he has them.

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Kaiba: Here are the rules! Everyone: SCREW THE RULES!

[@MetallicaRules]

Unfortunately they can’t, they don’t have money. I should know, I’m from Jersey, all of it went into property taxes and the high cost of living.

[@RustyRedRhombus]

​@@MetallicaRules hey, at least we got three nuclear reactors. I will not elaborate on my plans.

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Kaiba: Ah! Impossible!

[@JDueler11]

Kaiba: I HAVE MONEY!

[@jackadams3878]

@@JDueler11 Everyone: We have guns, hand that shit over.

[@BobLeBuilder]

As someone from New Jersey, I can confirm this occurs on a daily basis.

[@anaccountforcommenting6651]

you really have excentric millionaires in a blimp setting up tournaments over there?

[@MRafas-ie9zh]

Do you also have a nuclear weapon in your possession?

[@catman9222]

​@@anaccountforcommenting6651 and they keep trying to ban guns from the tournaments?

[@Watch-0w1]

Technically all comment above are correct. They even send batman to stop the nuke

[@lssjgaming1599]

Same here, every household is armed with nukes

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

We make fun of how a children’s card game retroactively revolved the pillars of society around itself, BUT that also means that person to person violence should be like at an all time low here.

[@gameuniverse5973]

5ds exist

[@Mr.Sax.]

What? Do you mean we are not playing a game at the moment? Why do I even try to be nice to people? I thought those were the rules.

[@battlesheep2552]

See it takes place in Japan where they have no guns so they have to use children's card games to settle things, but New Jersey is in America...

[@Dinoman972]

Counterpoint: it's a world where some people will do _anything_ to win at a children's card game.

[@redhood2594]

I don’t know man, this specific card game starts the apocalypse, is used for alien invasions on multiple occasions, splits the universe into four parts, and helps AI take over the planet

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

I''m just impressed Kaiba's microphones are so good that he can hear people over the sound of the blimp.

[@TheHero136]

Me: What if we used spells that can instantly kill people. Kaiba: Spells that can what? Me: You know, like that one spell from that one movie franchise where you can point a wand at somebody an kill them. Kaiba: First of all, that's not real. Second that's completely overpowered and broken. Third, why would you possibly need me to tell you that a magic spell that kills people instantly is not tournament legal. Me: .......Can I use the other spells? Kaiba: Nothing from Harry Potter is allowed!

[@nfortyeight]

I love how he was prepared to let them use nukes, but not bats

[@ericdilbeck1351]

To be fair, there's no way you could have known that people from new jersey had access to nuclear weaponry

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

He could have known, IF he knew it was Jersey.

[@gnochhuos645]

Just like how Superman death ray chopping people in half is fine but Hawkman crushing people head with a mace is not ok

[@ImperativeGames]

One death from a hammer is tragedy, a million of deaths from nuclear blast is just statistics.

[@gameuniverse5973]

Because anyone can get a bat but not everyone can get nukes

[@spidersonic0110]

I like how they don't know what the tournament is about yet or what you win, but they just went straight to violence

[@edgbarra]

They heard it was called battle city 😅

[@JJ_R]

2:40 Even Kaiba won’t bluff with Jersey.

[@justinpullen1097]

I was about to say Kaiba started the Purge, but them being in Newark made sense. Also, this reminded me of DBZA when Semi-Perfect Cell was high above islands talking to people while looking for 18.

[@tomdamoose2461]

"None of you are seeing heaven. I had to travel there just to duel the pharoah so i fucking KNOW!"

[@jannintime]

Even Kaiba isn't crazy enough to host a Tournament in New Jersey. I mean the man is evil but at least he has standards.

[@djhjh9686]

“Standards”

[@styckykeys2200]

Edison format? Edison WHERE?

[@rojaedavis8367]

I like how Kaiba was against all weaponry, but almost said fuck it when nuclear weaponry was brought up just out of sheer curiosity to see if they could pull it off.

[@whatifgaming1661]

Kaiba being the voice of reason and still being in character is the best part

[@MrUnc]

Kaiba didn't even finish saying "Technically" until people started going batshit crazy. Makes me wonder why they were holding back up until Kaiba made the rule changes.

[@arandomgamerwithideas3257]

I can’t stop thinking about a scenario where Kaiba say “You’re only allowed to use cards in the tournament!” and then Oswald from the King of Fighters says “Alright then.”. You can picture how the rest will go.

[@arandomgamerwithideas3257]

Realized that Gambit would be a little better.

[@brandontherabboat4850]

This dude really sanctioned off a whole-ass city for the sole purpose of hosting a card game tournament, which itself is an elaborate ploy to get his hands on some ultra-mega-rares.

[@gameuniverse5973]

Ultra mega rares we see canonically the god cards there only one copy of each one there even a plot line in GX where someone illegally printed a new Ra to use

[@ironmaster6496]

​@@gameuniverse5973 which are curse so at least those three are legit dangerous objects

[@battlesheep2552]

Well rare cards which are also literal Egyptian gods that apparently exist. Of course it's Kaiba, all he really cares about is beating one particular spiky haired kid at a children's card game.

[@ExeloMinish]

He also added an ante rule specifically for this, too Imagine if RL tourneys had a "if you lose you must give your best card to your opponent" rule, attendance would drop like a nibiru on a hero board

[@salvadorvega3805]

Jesus fucking christ that loophole the guy realized had me in tears

[@orrorsaness5942]

Lmao man 👨

[@StormyDMG]

1:48 The intrusive thoughts almost won

[@FrostDzNz]

Kaiba zoned out thinking of being able to finally show the world his rendition of, "BEEP BOOP TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING! ENEMY NUKE INCOMING! ITS OVER!"

[@Pimpnocchio]

1:24 that “what the fuck” is so good

[@Xeonerable]

That cut to inside the airship when they asked about the nukes was the most hilarious thing ever. This has to be my most favorite abridged Kaiba video ever. The background sound effects were on point too.

[@kadelin3318]

I guess this is why Kaiba integrated dueling into every corner of society

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

And people, aliens and the very multiverse itself would STILL keep things as dangerous as possible _through_ the card game.

[@xrain90]

I like how Kaiba is able to hear them despite being thousands of feet up

[@PPinho2711]

I like that Kaiba genuinely considered allowing nukes for a second

[@LateNightKnight]

2:41 There's something so amazing about God's Anger playing while a nuke siren goes off

[@nickdavis6600]

1:07 Oh my goodness that's definitely Mokuba's voice. Kaiba is right to be worried.

[@LuanaMiniZ]

Seto: *thinking if it was Mokuba* *MEANWHILE MOKUBA was there to try to buy An Limited edition Plush Of Blue eyes for seto's Birthday* Mokuba: "You sure it is Safe Miss Lua?" Lua(YGO Version): "I'm sure it is, well let's go before it is 2:pm, It is the time that they go ape shimata"

[@IrishSniper136]

Turns out calling a Card Game Tournament the "Battle City Tournament", leads to some brand confusion.

[@gtaylor1229]

THIS RIGHT HERE 💀🤣

[@zigfaust]

"You said no more rules!" Bandit Keith behavior right there.

[@yvonnepinkshopdream6025]

To be honest i was waiting for someone to ask if ancient egyptian dark magic was allowed and kaiba to say sure because he doesn't beleive in it, so when yugi,marik,bakura and ishizu start cheating and sending peoples souls to the shadow realm kaiba cant stop them because he alowed it.

[@quququq7223]

I love all the ones with kiba in it, he just feels like he’s the only one with a working braincells in this mad world

[@Mordecrox]

Gotta love the realization that since they were in New Jersey the guy asking for a friend actually had nukes, and the codes they found along the way

[@theravingtimes9582]

Kaiba: Remember, the rules are simple. Each of you has a locator card that you'll duel each other for and when you get 6 of them you'll be able to find the blimp where the quarter-finals will be- Joey: Hey guys, me and 5 others found the location! It's 154 West Avenue Street! Come on guys! Kaiba: Well that was a terrible oversight. Mokuba: Seto, how many duelists did we invite? Kaiba: Isn't it obvious, I've invited thousands of the greatest duelists, why? Mokuba: So if only 8 duelists are in the quarter-finals and each requires 6 locator cards ... wouldn't there only be 48 duelists and at least 25% of them work for Marik? Kaiba: Well ... that was a waste of- Mokuba: Billions of dollars and we could be liable for all harm inflicted by Egyptian God cards. Kaiba: God I wish Yugi had killed me when he had a chance at Duelist Kingdom. Mokuba: It could be a lot worse ... give it 3 seasons and you'll understand in a filler arc.

[@gameuniverse5973]

Let be honest he only cared if Yugi and marik showed up that it

[@davidhong1934]

At least he gets to open a school that teaches a children's trading card game

[@Sennakools]

I played a few years ago, you can get into a decent (like tier 4) after good 10 hours of playing so its much more forgiving then something like warthunder

[@KasbashPlays]

The immediate carnage after “technically” absolutely ended me… much like most of the people in the city.

[@tinoshantsoulis6239]

Hey I’m from Jersey, and honestly after hearing that punchline……. Makes total sense to me.

[@raginggamers3144]

2:41 I love kaibas reaction bro. I would love to see more skits with him, its always a treat.

[@williamfalls]

That ending has this whole skit make sense. Prayers go out to my man, Kaiba. 😔

[@jwest3467]

As someone who once had the misfortune to visit Newark, New Jersey thanks to a connecting flight, I can assure you that this was my exact experience, except that I was significantly poorer than Kaiba. Still am, too, but at least I'm not in Jersey.

[@Ehreniscool]

As a resident from New Jersey I can 1000% confirm that's how we act on a daily basis.

[@sandythetarnished2820]

I love how the pedestrians kept saying things that got worse and worse and worse

[@HighSlayerRalton]

0:06 Konami releasing a ban list a day before a major tournament.

[@just_a_tepig3611]

I thought the bit was kaiba actually saying the game would need actual rules now, but thus is fantastic

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

It did had rules in the original manga.

[@brolytriplethreat]

​@Nnnnm Hughuuhhjiijj did it though? Pretty sure early Duel Monsters was more roleplay than logic. "I attack the Moon!" indeed

[@lakshaykochhar6799]

​@@brolytriplethreatPretty sure, the environments were part of the rules.

[@Enoonb]

The ending is pure gold.

[@elitely6748]

You know it's real bad when Kaiba is somehow being the somewhat logical voice of reason. Excellent video as always SolidJJ!

[@kaspartambur]

1:58 That sounds like Tristjan trying to hide, he's Tristjan from Yugioh Abridged. This metaverse blending!

[@battlegalactics]

PLEASE more Yu-Gi-Oh parodies! Your parodies are SO GOOD, very high quality content!

[@ninten90z70]

Kaiba literally playing God by wanting to see if the people can nuke themselves. Classic Kaiba.

[@RetroRuin]

The nuke part had me questioning how he reacted the same way i would😂

[@nicholasz7453]

As someone from New Jersey, that is 1000% accurate. Hope Kiaba makes it out okay lol

[@ThatOneRandomSteve]

Watching this from Newark, New Jersey is a surreal experience.

[@theabarguy]

1:49 "I don't think they can do it, but I mean if they could even try" is where I lost it.

[@SprainedSentinel]

1:29 Best part of the video right there.

[@NkusiKenny]

Kaiba explaining how the rules work and not to use weapons is priceless😂😂

[@KotW01]

Kaiba: Now, you can break the rules of the game. Someone: *break the rules of society, which is the one who play the game. Kaiba: Well, yeah, but no.

[@Jedi-Dell]

The delivery of “Car bomb” is just 💀

[@pulsefel9210]

i love how nukes made him pause to think if allowing it would lead to anything.

[@animegx45]

*Kaiba:* Jesus, man. We live in Japan, so how the fuck did you fly us all the way down to New Jersey? *Guy:* I'm honestly not sure myself. I might be drunk.

[@sungod9797]

I love how he used the “God’s Anger” track from the Japanese OST at the start of this… fitting lol

[@DarkRayjin142]

Even though Kaiba did a lot of extreme things, I like how the moment things starts to get wild he stopped and try to prevent madness xD

[@TheGamerboy1103]

"You Said no more rules!" "I MEANT IN THE GAME NOT IN SOCIETY" IN FACT I LITERALLY SAID FOR THE GAME

[@amduil8168]

Join this tournament, it has completely new rules that you have never played with before. I feel like he must be a true masochist and wanted to spend days discussing the new rules with the players, he just got a different rules discussion than he assumed.

[@RuthEscalus]

As someone who comes from Newark, I find this extremely relatable and accurate

[@anoninunen]

Kaiba: "Check out my blimp, it's the larest in the world!" 2:25 Manchester Township, New Jersey, United States: " k " (its a hindenburg joke)

[@johnturner7952]

Keep up the amazing work that you do Solid jj

[@privateeyety5735]

I was expecting to bend the rules to such a degree only he can win but this was even better. Thx for the content!

[@noneofyourbuisness1679]

You know shit's hit the fan when Kaiba, the *villain,* is the reasonable and sane one