Paper Mario Gets Confused

[@amisharme744]

I wasn’t expecting the deadpan delivery from Luigi for “Oh yeah, the autism scores him bitches.” that actually fucking got me

[@xenastro6419]

Ih

[@theweakestbrazilian1674]

That got me too lmao, Luigi was also speaking facts if think about it💀

[@StoneStephenT]

I damn near choked on my laughter after that line. 🤣

[@dude_thats_rowin]

@@xenastro6419 bro just said "them" in another language apperantly

[@BerzerkerTank]

The Autism is the most potent aphrodisiac anyone on the Mushroom Kingdom has ever seen.

[@theheroicpsycho3544]

“He means well he’s just autistic” Is how my friends describe me all the time

[@DrDoom77976]

is how i describe MY friends to my parents lmao

[@sarahelucey]

That’s how I describe myself all the time. XD

[@cfiber_inc]

Literally me

[@Mann8647]

I am that friend (literally. This crackhead had it coming)

[@BalthazarBullmann]

He’s just like me!

[@B1ue_fruits]

You can see the foreshadowing of him being autistic with how he said he likes trains.

[@CraftWave26]

He went off the rails Edit: IM FAMOUS

[@Crazylegoman3791]

Not all of us like trains! We also like cars and planes. And planets too. 😂/s

[@Bellevolence_]

cinema

[@RoxandDavid]

​@@Crazylegoman3791 And Dinos X)

[@orangethespiderguy]

@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTP what the hell

[@Camo_4075]

1:09 my autism makes me unable to tell I was getting hit on until a week later. It’s done it to me 4 times… pain

[@something8245]

Same but look at it this way, you've been hit on at least four times 😎😎😎

[@Camo_4075]

Ayy

[@Mauripsu]

Hol up it only takes a week to you?

[@Camo_4075]

@@Mauripsu that’s the shortest amount of time it’s taken…

[@kookio4284]

Just a week? Damn. I got hit on 3 times and didn't realize it until 4 years later. 😂

[@jaxsomon3333]

I love the running gag of Mascots being prohibited from knowing what anything sex related is.

[@leandraferesthogar7249]

Wait what

[@est4321]

Sora: what is a penis? 💀💀💀💀

[@christopherrobyn4416]

@@est4321”Riku where’s my bussy? Do you have a bussy too, Riku?”

[@forgottenhope26]

All of the knowledge was funneled into Bayonetta

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

@@forgottenhope26Makes sense to me

[@crusty_77]

i never thought id hear luigi say "autism scores some bitches" but here we are

[@TheDerpyDeed]

I suddenly understand why I get all these bitches, it's not the makeup, it's not the outfits, it's the 'tism.

[@Alice-May]

​@@TheDerpyDeed Rizz em with the tism

[@Hi_0wen]

YAYYY! That’s why lots of people like me! :D

[@crusty_77]

@@Hi_0wen i think theres a software bug I have autism but people still tell me to jump off a bridge

[@crusty_77]

not to mention hes wrong, i would know

[@Hypn0tyzer_Ninten]

Mario doesn't judge, Mario just eats his pasta.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Spirit animal

[@HighKnight]

Or the kitty kibble

[@kqawiyy]

"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti"

[@LookiePookDaBoi]

He just like me frl

[@Hypn0tyzer_Ninten]

@@LookiePookDaBoi good 🔥

[@BuLlIoNfIsHaRt]

I relate to Mario in a lot of ways, however we differ in the fact that I get no bitches.

[@cyberdragon1339]

I feel you

[@smugwendigo5123]

You guys havent maxed out your autism tree enough yet, keep your head up kings

[@captainakumya9522]

One day you'll find the one Have hope my bro

[@Blaze-Hopper-d6x]

What are those can I get those No Me:sad

[@MrslapDude]

Just date femboys it better

[@lunch_trey]

I guess Miyamoto never bothered to give Luigi the lobotomy so that's why he can explain everything to Mario.

[@jds8438]

Luigi is Miyamoto’s like 16th favorite child

[@MusicKat217]

​@@jds8438Who's his first?

[@ThunderBlitzGD]

@@MusicKat217olimar

[@Joosher56]

@@ThunderBlitzGDeveryone knows he prefers louie

[@cottoneenthusiast]

@@Joosher56as long as his at least third favorite is Alph I’m fine

[@bluetintedice7908]

Paper Mario is the definition of the “Trans girl: I’m trans. Society okay, Italian: I cooka the meatball.”

[@sweetsourorange]

Meatball 🥰🥰🏳️‍⚧️✨💅

[@Locustsinmylungs]

@Ironmaninfinite So close!! That is a shape 💕

[@Iamwtfboi]

​@@LocustsinmylungsI like balls

[@nguyentanphat7tc324]

@@Locustsinmylungs buebery

[@BrazilianMongoose]

I want pasta now

[@HighHonorDutch]

I like the idea of Mario getting a lobotomy so he doesn’t understand any inappropriate topics lmao 😭

[@AidenEmerson]

Didn't stop the Internet with helping him out with that most likely

[@Crxy_Crafter]

I love to think that Paper Mario is the only Mario character to be lobotomized because I can’t imagine *Paper* Mario doing the naughties

[@leonelzubieta8636]

I think Vivian is just a femboy, they describe him as a boy most parts of the game (even companions) and never gets offended for being called a boy, he even names himself as a boy (in the Japanese version lol, the English always suck, it’s hard to learn Japanese so I would recommend the Spanish one) there are some scenes where it can be interpreted both ways like the scene where Vivian says to have a heart of a girl but that is also something that a femboy would say, obviously all the things about Vivian being trans is a joke, there is no way someone believes that in 2004 they would rather create a trans character than a femboy character to troll the players making them confused when they mentioned that Vivian was a boy, if there is someone that believes that I will laugh so hard I would break my spine.

[@zachaydraws8764]

@@leonelzubieta8636beldam speech bubble

[@goose_president5504]

​@@leonelzubieta8636Vivian has always been trans but it was censored in the American version she's not a fem boy. Also birdo was introduced in 1987-1988 and it's confirmed birdo is trans

[@lagrasanosbusca3955]

1:09 I like the fact that Luigi says "autism scores him bitches" while he is looking at the screen

[@Shellshock39]

I love how only way for Mario to understand something is for someone to explain it in Gibberish Italian.

[@Mike-77-YT]

And that someone just happens to be Luigi, his bro.

[@inactiveaccountdontbother]

corretto🇮🇹👍 solo gli italiani capiscono la via del sigma.

[@thenamesianna]

Gibberish Italian could easily be substituted with neopolitan dialect lmao

[@commonviewer2488]

Like the Mario & Luigi games intended

[@creeptinian]

Ngl he combined the paper Mario characters and m&l refence

[@LKO4LIFE]

“He’s confused but he has the spirit”

[@LKO4LIFE]

@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTP SHUT UP YOU NPC JESUS CHRIST GET A LIFE

[@VooshSpokesman]

Ima just clean up this spam

[@LKO4LIFE]

@@VooshSpokesman thank you 😊

[@CircleGaming2763]

What the fuck are these bots

[@_____Astral_____]

​@@VooshSpokesman vaush bad!

[@KaleBennett]

As an autistic person, Mario is the greatest role model anyone could ask for

[@pabloherranz1795]

Same

[@SorceressSoupcream]

A brave working class middle aged man with a heart of gold? Yeah. Facts.

[@charcoaleater343]

​@@SorceressSoupcream i thought he was like in his 20s, not middle aged

[@MorosSilverwing]

​@@charcoaleater343fun fact, in Donkey Kong's development Mario's name was Ossan which is literally the Japanese word for "middle-aged man"

[@charcoaleater343]

@@MorosSilverwing i also thought that Mario in DK and Mario in Mario games were different people. To be fair that could be just a common headcanon in the Mario community i don't know Mario lore that much

[@mrjanitorjoe]

Honest coin for honest work.

[@Young_Abdala]

Yo where is everyone?

[@dootdoodle569]

my favorite part of this is how it takes significantly longer for luigi to explain to mario that vivian is a shadow rather than a ghost than it does for him to explain that she’s trans

[@VoltShatter]

I mean I think defining the difference between a shadow and a ghost would take slightly longer than explaining someone changing their gender

[@DaKingKayden]

​@@VoltShatterit's like "they arent this objectively similar thing, they're something related- but not the same" Vs "She was a dude but now a girl" Imagine explaining it to a 5 year old, it's probably easier to explain what trans is, and mario really doesnt care to want to know how or why, he's just "oh hey that's good for u!!!"

[@80HD-hf1jl]

its simple: i was a guy and now im a not

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

This HAS to be one of his funniest videos to date. "Mr Miyamoto gave me a lobotomy to make sure I never understand what that word ever means, mama mia!" "Don't worry Vivian, we're all creatures. Even Mario sometimes pretend to be a cat and wat out of the kitty bowl!" "Oh yeah, the autism scores him bitches."

[@Brunnya4Bern]

Oh god they got to Doobus. All is lost.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

How on God's green earth are the bots able to say the fucking n word in comments and not get auto deleted

[@EmblemAsura]

​@UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLaden Bro who even are you

[@yamen0320]

why do you want to date his video

[@dogdog357]

​@@EmblemAsura A bot. Just report and go on

[@johnxmanny]

"Hey‚ here comes that trainsgender guy" "I like trains" (VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)

[@Babstamidwheel]

I love asdf movie

[@雪者]

I like trains

[@i_dont_even_fucken_know]

Ok this uttp bot is getting a bit tooooooooo weird...

[@InsertTopic]

I love asdf movie too (Girl how do I report the bot on this comment because it's spam and commercial content but is it also sexually explicit material or violence? Idek atp-)

[@IceFlower22]

@@InsertTopic i had that same problem, i think if you choose either it'll be fine. I chose the second option.

[@Chokey_Gaming]

“MISTER MIYAMOTO GAVE ME A LOBOTOMY TO MAKE SURE I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT-A WORD MEAN”💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@XXGreenGlitchXX]

Honestly if he searched the fan art about him he would understand what sex is. And would start a villan arc💀

[@goofyfish17]

I love the idea that every single kid-friendly character just doesn't even know what sex is

[@XXGreenGlitchXX]

​@@goofyfish17 fr

[@nottherealmarshallhughes]

@@XXGreenGlitchXX mario is too jolly to go down a villain arc

[@XXGreenGlitchXX]

@@nottherealmarshallhughes yea but I'm just sayin

[@PMSeymour]

Mario being Autistic makes so sense and is now canon, thems the rules

[@gasterthemaster6490]

OH SHIT IT'S YOU

[@TheSewDew]

SEYMOUR!!!

[@numerousbees12]

WAHOOOOOO

[@PlayrR3D156]

​@@TheSewDew Uh, Superintendent! I was just uh... stretching my calves on the windowsills. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

[@Jacob_G9]

​@@PlayrR3D156 Why is there smoke coming out of your Oven Seymour?

[@BalthazarBullmann]

I still like trains.

[@Lachronix]

Same bro

[@NenePicoSchool]

Same

[@BFDIFinalistsfan2763]

Same asdfmovie moment

[@rodrigomanchon6117]

Trains are epic

[@GachaObjects]

I like trains

[@themarkerchannel3170]

“He means well, he’s just a bit autistic” I love how blunt that was 💀💀💀

[@thecopperandroid8989]

The autism does score him bitches though 😎

[@willtheiam]

“The autism scores him bitches” It just keeps comin

[@lemonedtoast]

my dog started spinning around in a circle like a sprinkler while emitting the contents of his bowels HELP!!!!!!!

[@Flurp-z5o]

@@lemonedtoast whar

[@Cobz_79]

Fr fr TORUS.

[@Victor_Von_Frankenstein]

This is Mario. Mario doesn't judge others for who they sexually identify as. Mario just wants to eat pasta and step on goomba. Be like Mario.

[@CommissarMitch]

This video is also a perfect allegory on how to be an Ally. A lack of knowledge does not mean a lack of empathy. The moment Mario realised what was going on he expressed full support for it. Sure he used wierd words but the meaning is there.

[@iron_deficiency_man_is_me]

Fun fact: Mario would canonically be supportive. This is supported by the fact that, in the Official Nintendo Character Manual (1993), Mario's bio reads as follows: "Mario is tolerant. He'll accept anyone or anything at face value. He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded." Edit: Lmao, it looks like I got some transphobes and homophobes mad. Keep the replies coming, I like the attention.

[@iron_deficiency_man_is_me]

@RandomCrapIUpload What the fuck does based even mean anymore

[@mycophobia]

@@iron_deficiency_man_is_me its the opposite of cringe

[@iron_deficiency_man_is_me]

@@mycophobia Ah

[@Neko_Medic]

Mario is a Gigachad classic hero, he doesn't discriminate.

[@velvetbutterfly]

@@iron_deficiency_man_is_meit basically means "I agree" "that's cool" etc.

[@Salnax]

In all seriousness, Mario is shown to travel to all sorts of crazy places and get along with al sorts of people and creatures. In Thousand Year Door, he teams up with members of 7 distinct species, including a Goomba and Koopa (his most frequent opponents). In Odyssey, he visits more than a dozen countries and is constantly helping all sorts of people along the way. And even when only surrounded by enemies, like in Bowser's Fury, he'll show restraint and even sometimes help said enemies. What I'm saying is, it is hard to imagine a scenario where Mario would be less friendly to a character on account of them being trans.

[@Peace_of_Toast]

*them being a train (choo choo)

[@joelrobinson5457]

You say that, and yes. But paper Mario has been a psychopath in some depictions lately, bro murdered a wedding planning party in colour splash

[@BottledPoe]

Bro also smacks everyone with a hammer ​@@joelrobinson5457

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

There's this 1993 Nintendo Guidebook, in which a variety of things is said about Mario, including the following: *"Mario is Tolerant* He'll accept anyone or anything at face value. He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded."

[@kirbymods5549]

@@joelrobinson5457 colour splash can get dark. There's a shy-guy that you can sit down with and talk to on a train about how they wish they didn't have to be part of bowsers army because he enjoys talking to you but he knows that one day he'll probably have to fight you. A while later in the game, after you defeat a random shy-guy in a forest, he askes if you remember him from the train and then dies

[@Chinesetakeout382]

I always adore the archetype of “he doesn’t understand (insert minority here), but is still accepting and kind to them regardless”. Just a cute juxtaposition. This is canon Mario in my mind.

[@narrator-kun1548]

Fun fact, it actually is, in a official character profile released by Nintendo in the ~90’s they wrote “Mario is tolerant” as one of his character traits

[@Medlair]

It's way better than "hates everyone equally(actually hates everyone in different and differenciated ways)"

[@SforSamPlays]

@@narrator-kun1548Isn’t the full description just “he goes on too many adventures to be closed-minded”

[@narrator-kun1548]

@@SforSamPlays that’s basically the gyst of the paragraph yea

[@kitsunemusicisfire]

Luigi is the same way too. In Mario Odyssey, when he sees Mario in a wedding dress, he doesn't question his gender identity, he just asks to go to the wedding.

[@DropThatRamen]

This checks so many boxes for me. Its got the color purple, neurodiversity, trans representation, train representation, and goofy ah noises. 10/10 good stuff

[@That_0ne_Dev]

You should turn on subtitles

[@RandomMushroom-xm5kj]

You forgot the almighty tism

[@TinyToastTheBreadGodess]

@@RandomMushroom-xm5kj neurodiversity includes that

[@RandomMushroom-xm5kj]

@@TinyToastTheBreadGodess oops i didn’t notice

[@NocturneVtuber]

And the kitty bowl, never forget the kitty bowl

[@lankthedank6931]

I love these kinds of characters. “a little slow but he means well” is my favorite type of character.

[@boyfailure69]

@UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLadenkys

[@cjnewman7550]

@lankthefank6931 cute profile pic, what is it? Do you know the artist?

[@DeathnoteBB]

They said autistic not slow 😭

[@notChocoMilk]

@@DeathnoteBB as someone of the autistic variety, i can confirm we are also a bit slow as well

[@lankthedank6931]

@@DeathnoteBB I wasn’t talking exclusively about this video dude

[@Iwontusethis255]

I like to think the word "sex" triggers a sleeper agent as a result of the lobotomy to explain that he doesn't know that word

[@lambythelamb]

She likes trains? Well then she’ll be ecstatic about chapter 6!

[@Duckless137]

Now I’M ecstatic about chapter 6! Edit: HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS CHAPTER. Took Viv with me the whole time!

[@Muho_is_me]

She? But Mario is the one who says he likes trains OR IS MARIO TRA-(in)

[@Werthorga]

​@UTTPOfficer2024what do you people gain from doing this

[@endoskel9262]

Yeah that’s one of my favorite chapters

[@SwankemasterSupreme]

@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTPwhat the fuck?!

[@Kirbyfanboi]

as a kid, i never played thousand year-door, so i thought vivian was a pokemon. i still feel stupid thinking about it

[@Rexred09]

I used to think Kirby was a pokemon

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

I can...kinda see it.

[@surrealsweets8741]

When I was a kid I thought the Pokémon Claydol was a Zelda boss

[@greeninja5991]

​@Rexred09 I mean, jigglipuff got into smash because it was easy to make it with kirby as a base

[@skirdus367]

I'm so glad that Vivian's passion for locomotives finally got localized after 20 years

[@robfrank3423]

Yep it's amazing that after 20 years she suddenly likes trains 🚆

[@johnvanjohn825]

​@@robfrank3423Her appreciation of trains goes back all the way to the originak japanese version, wdym?

[@johnvanjohn825]

@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse You know, i always wonder why bots like this exist. To troll, obviously, but still. Is it the attention, an earnest attempt to gain subs or just trolling for trollings sake?

[@Chopscrewyyy]

​@@johnvanjohn825don't feed the trolls John!

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

​@@johnvanjohn825 plus, wouldn't a bot just suck the fun out of it? like it's not you posting and saying that, it's your stupid robot.

[@GavinoGotIt]

"even-a mario sometimes pretend to be a cat and eat out o the kitty bowl!" The way he says that got me ngl

[@SuperCouch64]

@UTTPOfficer2024 erm what the sigma, baby bro?

[@arisans2987]

​@@SuperCouch64It's a bot, just report it

[@Haley_Halo]

They are bots, don't reply, report or YT thinks they are legit from getting engagement.

[@Sharcade0]

@@SuperCouch64 Ignore him. He's a bot.

[@jimballard1186]

And his food dish says "Meowrio." I'm dead, I am slain, this cartoon has ended me.

[@rufure9294]

"Is it weird I kinda get why everyone wants to kiss him ?" "Oh yeah the autism scores him b*tches" The delivery of this line is just so perfect that i laugh for 5 minutes straigh3

[@johnsuarez1404]

You mean five minutes gay

[@winnerwintong-ur2qu]

autistic rizz

[@XwX1001]

Rizz 'em with the 'tism. (I am so sorry.)

[@THE_SOSC]

​@@johnsuarez1404 actually 5 minutes squigly line

[@bobbarkin2880]

im crying XD

[@zuxg4me]

As a trans person, I really appreciate the description. Thank you, I just really appreciate that little sign of no-hate on the internet, and even more when talking about a character like Vivian. So yeah, always nice to see that a content creator you watch doesn't want you dead. Very cool, love trains.

[@I_existwait]

We love trains

[@zuxg4me]

@@I_existwait Trains, so cool!

[@LordOdio]

Don't let the internet get to you, transphobes are a very loud minority that spend an unhealthy amount of time trolling these spaces. There is lots of love and acceptance out there ❤

[@zuxg4me]

@@LordOdio thanks

[@primalpeashooter]

As an autistic person myself, I can confirm that I like trains.

[@Samuel-p17]

Luigi is such a bro, he knows Mario struggles with english, so he's there for him translating the harder stuff

[@WatchKid12]

Of course he’s a bro. You didn’t think the second half of the “Super Mario *Bros.”* was… I dunno, Toad?

[@harperbarras870]

I find that kinda funny considering Luigi is actually the younger twin bro and Mario is the older one 😅

[@80HD-hf1jl]

was this wording on purpose

[@Samuel-p17]

​@@80HD-hf1jlwhat part? The bro thing? Because I use bro as a helpful mate that knows what problems you have.

[@80HD-hf1jl]

@@Samuel-p17 trans-lating r/whoooooosh

[@MrAbcdeFtw]

Funny thing is, even through out all of Mario's misunderstandings he still accepted Vivian. That's a homie.

[@Piercing_Mitez]

In Mario's Time Machine, Fredrick Douglas once had to explain to Mario what racism is. This is real look it up on the mario wiki.

[@80HD-hf1jl]

as a trans woman i agree. bro moment.

[@triggeredcheese5318]

"don't-a worry Vivian, we all-a creatures!" she cant resist Italian Catboys

[@GiHHlv]

to be fair, neither can i

[@TheWanderingTaco]

@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse, ah, nice spam! It's been awhile since i saw some last.

[@JoveJoved]

*he

[@Wyrm3]

​@@JoveJoved*she

[@Midnight-Starfish]

In the immortal words of Luigi: "Oh, yeah, the autism scores him bitches."

[@TressaDanvers]

As a trans (and trains) girl myself I approve.

[@michaelcooke4333]

you are a man

[@Retikulum01]

@@michaelcooke4333no she a girl

[@Retikulum01]

Are you a train?

[@waddledoo2you13]

@@michaelcooke4333more then you

[@primalpeashooter]

@@michaelcooke4333 No one cares about your hateful world views

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

“I’ve transitioned into a woman” “Like robo cop turned into a robot ?”

[@RossPitSharkHunter]

Yeah, somethin' like that.

[@JoveJoved]

And much like him not actually being a woman, Robocop isn't really a robot.

[@WatchKid12]

… Yeah, let’s go with that.

[@MmmMmph1968]

None of the replies get the reference, do they

[@amanwithnoname-ds6ep]

Sad​@@JoveJoved

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

You know what, I love the idea of Mario being Autistic. He's a jolly and jumpy guy who wears outfits that range from a cat suit to a fire outfit to an elephant form. He explores various biomes and worlds while participating all sorts of Parties, Sports, and Kart Races. He's always enthusiastic and enjoys whatever activity he does. It makes this character a whole lot more fun and whimsical than he already is.

[@DustD.Reaper]

And it also paints Luigi as the supportive younger brother who goes along with Marios adventures to make sure his big bro is save and happy no matter where he goes, he even invented the Ballon Rally for him in Odyssey to give him more fun in every world

[@peterjones426]

​@@DustD.ReaperSo they are the super brothers.

[@Delcat42]

As an autist, I endorse this statement

[@carnage0685]

i don't think that's what autism is

[@Delcat42]

@@carnage0685 It's a little infantalizing, but the dude basically makes a living of his special interests and I endorse this statement

[@Jaffersin]

I'm torn between the "Mario doesn't understand at all but is supportive." take and the "Mario is canonically a doctor and is writing her HRT prescriptions." take.

[@nataliexists]

ive never heard the 2nd take but now it is my favourite

[@Mama-Luigi]

he locks in as soon as he has to be dr mario but otherwise he doesn’t think that hard about stuff so he just forgor

[@Alice-May]

In reference to a dumb tumblr post: Dr. Mario is from the timeline where he met Tony and is presumably much more tuned into LGBT issues.

[@WingedAsarath]

Maybe this is the Dr. Mario origin story, and he gets a doctorate to be able to help prescribe her meds after this interaction.

[@fbidumbbee]

both

[@area232]

"Even Mario pretend to be a kitty cat and eat out of the kitty bowl" Why do i love this so much

[@jordanloux3883]

The power of autism

[@thorn-VII]

Your not alone in that one

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

Cat Mario is an S-tier Power-up.

[@thebelovedlion2208]

“I mean like sex!” “Mr. Miyamoto gave-a me a lobotomy to make sure I-a never understand what that word-a means, mama mia!” What

[@NowoX3]

0:16

[@amog8202]

Mario will never shoot hookers. Mario will never shoot hookers.

[@HarvoSpoon]

mario will _never_ start shooting hookers

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

I love how Mario's brain has a nose and mustache.

[@numericcloth4877]

Mario hit her with the old "Rizz 'em with the 'Tism"

[@traktor420]

Why don’t I have the rizz autism?

[@orsonzedd]

​@UTTPOfficer2024why don't you eat my shit and hair?

[@xTheMenaceHimselfx]

"Her" 🤨 Vivian is a femboy

[@MorosSilverwing]

Best term i've heard in a while. Ty

[@redacculous]

Where is my tism rizz

[@ivanbluecool]

Doctor Mario gave himself a lobotomy. Makes sense

[@BrimBlam]

​@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTPman maybe you shouldn't make good content then those poor animals

[@razorshell101]

​@@BrimBlam I'm pretty sure that's a bot.

[@mlau490]

@@BrimBlamits a bot sadly it wont listen :(

[@kavicorben1777]

​@@razorshell101 yeah. Anything mentioning that particular sequence of four letters is part of some kind of... weird spam bot campaign. A few other users have reported the comments themselves, but I recommend if you're not on mobile also reporting the user themselves with details about their actions. Maybe it's superstition, but I'd like to think that's more likely to get a real person's attention.

[@Tippsters-10]

So that’s why my intestine was replaced with oversized pasta

[@freedompodcast4518]

0:57 Oh my God that joke caught me off guard in the best way possible. That is the most funny joke in your videos ever that is saying something the rest of your jokes are really funny but that 1 really takes the biscuit for me. Yes I do have autism.

[@Deadpool-Hugejackedman]

Nintendo giving Mario a lobotomy so that he obediently remains a sentinel of family friendlieness is actually the most Nintendo thing I can imagine Edit: PLEASE report the bots in the replies section. These things are getting worse and worse.

[@Amitlu]

Just a year ago he was willing to strangle kids.

[@Deadpool-Hugejackedman]

Bots are starting to royally piss me off

[@Amitlu]

@@Deadpool-Hugejackedman Same brother.

[@mrconroy4672]

@@Deadpool-HugejackedmanI feel you

[@TheDizzieC]

​@@Deadpool-Hugejackedman make aure to report them.

[@Colejameslewis2006]

Autistic Mario is now canon

[@gryphon4150]

It's the best way to get bitches, so it should be canon

[@BalthazarBullmann]

He’s just like me.

[@yazoooooreal]

He's just like me fr 😭🤪

[@ToonMouse]

YAHOO!! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

[@AutisticDominican._.]

⁠@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTPNot the bots😑😒

[@Doodlebugthegoldenhamster]

Mario's lobotomy of innocence versus Luigi's "autism scores bitches" is amazing.

[@HoneybeeSorceress]

I've been told my autistic behaviors are cute and or charming, but I've also been told they're annoying to infuriating. It's a double edged sword.

[@exor_ist_ein_mensch]

i am curious are the people who say it's cute the same ones that say it's annoying or are there people that tend to find those behaviors annoying different?

[@HoneybeeSorceress]

@@exor_ist_ein_mensch It comes from different people. The ones who tell me it's cute have never told me they think it's annoying, the ones who think it's annoying never think it's cute.

[@exor_ist_ein_mensch]

@@HoneybeeSorceress oh yeah that's what I thought I think it's a difference in world view like some people were taught to appreciate the differences of others and some were taught to resent them it is sad that many people think a little difference is enough to exclude other humans But you're good the way you are :3

[@HoneybeeSorceress]

@@exor_ist_ein_mensch Thank you! 🎉❤

[@exor_ist_ein_mensch]

@@HoneybeeSorceress :]

[@SpiroThe96th]

I noticed how Vivian's cheeks act like her eyes, so cute.

[@myleswelnetz6700]

What eyes?

[@lotus_flower2000]

Now i cant unsee it.

[@milcmilk]

i’ve always seen it like that

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Wait, those were her CHEEKS?

[@smugbowkid9919]

I dunno, this seems like the best outcome. He’s happy, she’s happy, Luigi’s happy, all his bitches are happy… good times all around!

[@JoveJoved]

Three happy men.

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

​@@JoveJoved wow how funny and creative. You're the comedy master

[@sweetsourorange]

@@JoveJovedwoaaaaah transphobia soooo edgy😱😱😱😱😱 totally hasn’t been done before✨✨😩 so creative!!!!!😳😳🏳️‍⚧️✨

[@Xxsorafan]

@@JoveJovedyou thought you ate that

[@T95man]

@@sweetsourorangepeople can have their own opinions you know. If your a dude that transitioned into a girl then I’m still going to call you a dude. Not to be insult you, but because of what I believe. I believe in logic and Science, not feelings or religion.

[@minigame4133]

This feels like the most canon conversation I've seen on the internet ever.

[@thegoober3]

​@UTTPOfficer2024give me your lunch money twerp

[@peterjones426]

Yeah.

[@fruitloops2058]

Report the above comments (not you Peter.) Don't feed the spam.

[@theinklingmandolorian9137]

As someone with autism, I can confirm luigi's statement

[@keondramcintyre3444]

My family agrees with him.😶

[@Zac4_B7ack]

As another autist, I 100% respect Doobus! Those are some goddamn FACTS, right there! 😎

[@gideonbrown4215]

“He means well, he’s just a bit autistic.” Hey, that’s how my mom introduces me to her friends!

[@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385]

Mario/nintendo fact, i guess? Theres a "character bible" (more so a guide) of how mario should be portrayed in his games and one of pages says "mario is tolerant. He will accept anyone or anything at face value. He will treat anyone or anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded". - Official Nintendo Character Manuel (1993). But i do think its funny when people portray mario as a bit confused or stupid.

[@JacksonVoet]

Not stupid. Just kinda goofy. He’s not stupid, but he’s not super smart.

[@kikiretzorg1467]

You don't have to understand someone to tolerate them

[@ThomasWeaver1992]

One’s a train One’s a cat One owns haunted mansions (including a 5 star resort hotel)

[@NewSchattenRayquaza]

not to mention a casino

[@ThomasWeaver1992]

@@NewSchattenRayquaza Is Joe Pesci the third brother?

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Me when the clearly female character with a female name and associates with female pronouns and also happens to be transfem. Crazy fucking concept for some folk to claim that Vivian is a femboy when she’s clearly not and is instead just train girl.

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

@MakoSimp16 Oh I love a trains a choo-choo

[@primalpeashooter]

@@infinityheart_tm9270 My autistic mind loves trains!!!11!!!1

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Im just-a enjoyin' my spaghetti while the comme ts go insane honestly

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

@@wastelandlegocheem It’s honestly pretty pathetic to see people get this riled up over a cut and dry case over something that doesn’t really matter all too much.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

@@infinityheart_tm9270 out of everything to be upset about revolving the western controversy with how this topic is often handled, a completely different country from a different region handling this topic in a non s@@@@@ way in a videogame isnt even remotely on my radar nor should it be on anyone's radar. There's a time and place. Someone could argue its the overcorrection pendulum, but it's just too far the other way.

[@RyebuckCoppercap]

Mario is such a pure little creature that the concept of transphobia simply does not compute lol

[@midnari]

Nor does the concept of transgendered. Though, to be fair, that's difficult for anyone to compute.

[@brendanhall5581]

"Mario is tolerant. He'll accept anyone or anything at face value. He treats everyone and everything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things on his journey to be narrow-minded." Official Nintendo character manual, 1993 Like seriously his best friends include a mushroom and a dinosaur. It's absurd to imagine him as anything but accepting

[@ToastBoastOfficial]

@@midnariit’s pretty easy ngl.

[@Peace_of_Toast]

@Ironmaninfinite I defend spiders :[

[@EL-uj1pl]

@@midnariWhat's hard to understand? You're born a certain way, but you don't vibe with it, and choose to present in a way that makes you feel more you

[@uuytk]

Now that Sora is in smash, he can explain everything about the birds and the keyblades to mario, to help him recover from the lobotomy

[@thatonedude977]

​@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse hey your dad called he said he is never coming back with the milk

[@kinoleogeo7998]

You… you think Sora knows what sex is??? Homie still learning what love is and just learned to count to 3 (working on 4) the Hell’s my little man gonna do??? 😂 just messing

[@John-mp4qc]

@@thatonedude977 dude I won’t do that if I were you

[@thatonedude977]

@@John-mp4qc why not

[@WatchKid12]

@@kinoleogeo7998The context is in an earlier Goobus video.

[@gabbo7101]

That moment when you realize there is no voice actress for vivian mentioned, meaning that doobus himself is doing this voice

[@DoobusGoobus]

Ya got me lol

[@Yburner-mg2gg]

That is beyond insane, I aspire to be able to voice act like that. For... normal cisgender reasons....

[@giulgu17]

​@@Yburner-mg2gghmmmmmmmmmmm

[@GhazMazMSM]

@@Yburner-mg2ggsame

[@FoxFan198]

@@Yburner-mg2ggsame

[@owentucker6215]

There’s something super satisfying about Mario not getting the innuendos, like normally I find dialogue like that frustrating but for some reason here it was strangely cathartic.

[@sillyahh420]

i wonder why 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@exnihilo5178]

Mario being a portrayed as a friendly himbo is exactly how I always pictured him

[@jumpupsupbarhorn]

I would like to say I love how Vivian turns to the camera. It makes the video so much more addictive to rewatch, she looks so funny looking at me like that. I am so normal about this

[@FauxFemale]

I love watching her expressions

[@scales78]

The funniest part is acknowledging that every female character in the Paper Mario series has the hots for Mario. I remember even Wendy Koopa in one game was crushing on him

[@chaosbeam4654]

It’s the autism

[@Smileyreal]

I mean hey, who doesn't think fat italian plumbers are sexy?

[@peterjones426]

Mario is the lovable himbo. Luigi is the relatable bisexual disaster.

[@Smileyreal]

to be fair, fat italian plumbers are incredibly attractive

[@weatherman1504]

@@peterjones426 As a fellow bisexual disaster, I can relate.

[@Madigan-i2x]

How me and the boys communicate: 0:41

[@Nin10doBoy_64]

Same with me!

[@malarkeys_shitty_handle]

Nice reference to how Paper Mario's response to everything in TTYDHD is just, '👍'

[@Zedrinbot]

God the comedic timing and delivery is so damn good GOOBUS DON'T MISS

[@vedji1857]

Miyamoto totally WOULD lobotomise Mario so he doesn’t understand s3x.

[@FancyNeon]

untrue how else would mario be able to create the s3xual education video

[@astraldusk7288]

@@FancyNeon THE MARIO IN THE SEX ED VIDEO IS A LIE

[@FancyNeon]

@@astraldusk7288 clearly you weren't listening to the whola spaghetti pot of informatione

[@vedji1857]

@@FancyNeon You just made me remember that there’s a comic panel of Mario saying “don’t forget to wash your foreskin”

[@Purpylon]

Mario turning into a train makes sense. Yoshi can turn into a helicopter, a car and a submarine.

[@TheOneWhoBitcrushes]

Mario had to have gotten lobotomized recently, because he was just fine when he was discussing movies with toad and luigi.

[@SatoXian]

Movie Mario, Cartoon Mario, Anime Mario, IRL Mario, DK era Mario and Super Mario are all different Marios.

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

No it's just that, that conversation was translated for us.

[@mewacyboi]

He’s like knuckles, every other game that releases he regains full functionality of his brain until someone in charge hits’em with the status-quo stick

[@corentincursoux5852]

@@mewacyboii mean, that would make sense why sometimes he feels like a wooden plank, kinda one-dimensionnal, you know what I mean.

[@nataliexists]

​@@ToyFreddyGaming1987if u see a notif saying i told you to go frick yourself, i was saying that to a uttp bot

[@mewdufad]

1:09 One of my autistic friends has a lot a female friends so I can confirm this is accurate.

[@ShitpostGeographic]

tf?

[@johnathonmcjohn3]

your friend is just like me fr

[@stickanimationsyt477]

Aurizztic

[@DoctorMinjinx]

For some reason I can very much imagine Mario legitimately saying “Even-a-Mario sometimes pretend to be a cat and eat out of the kitty bowl!” as a real response to something like that.

[@Daisythepage]

Sorry about the boys my guy, Ur comment made me cackle tho! :3

[@dorriesmo]

Context from the Mario Wiki: Similar to Birdo, there has been a lot of controversy concerning Vivian's gender. In the Japanese version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Vivian was portrayed as a transgender woman. This is supported by the fact that Beldam referred to her as a "man" (which was changed into her being called "plug-ugly" in the US release), much to Vivian's disdain. In addition, Goombella's Tattle information on her, as well as her description in the game menu, referred to her as male. Despite this, Vivian refers to herself and her sisters as "three sisters", and uses feminine pronouns for herself. All masculine descriptions of Vivian were removed in the North American and German releases of the game, although Vivian's portrayal as a trans-woman is retained in all other versions. However, in the remake for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door she was officially confirmed to be transgender, as she says this line during her first conversation with Mario while Doopliss has stolen his identity: "Truth is, it took me a while to realize I was their sister...not their brother. Now their usual bullying feels heavier."

[@CommissarMitch]

I wanna note that in all of the non-English translation originals Vivian is Trans Coded. It is just the English version which is different in this regard.

[@bladeanimeking955]

"I Like Trains SHO SHO” - Mario

[@NaveeSeal]

​@UTTPOfficer2024 you are not worthy of love to any degree. You deserve abandonment

[@shiethegal]

The bots have gone absolutely f*cking insane, oh my god...

[@NaveeSeal]

@@shiethegal ikr? I can barely get an insult in while this guy can just spout the hard R

[@nickymorrissey3210]

Mario got that tism rizz

[@D1g1talMess]

au-rizz-m

[@blakdeth]

​@@D1g1talMess that joke did psychic damage.

[@victzegopterix2]

Is this a real thing? There's no way I have rizz with my stupid autistic dinosaur-fueled brain lmao. 😂

[@Webb_Studios]

Rizz ‘em with the ‘tism, as I always say

[@NGXzol]

@@Webb_Studios ayooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I love this so much

[@ivanbluecool]

Vivian you are talking to a man who thinks he is a doctor plumber and furry.

[@JessicaTheEm]

Don't forget that one time he was beating up monkeys

[@D1g1talMess]

he doesn't just think, he IS

[@JessicaTheEm]

@@D1g1talMess I don't think doctors are supposed to just throw pills down your throat

[@D1g1talMess]

@@JessicaTheEm and plumbers aren't supposed to be able to fit inside pipes, but mario can and does, your point? /lh

[@UNSCMarine117]

​@@JessicaTheEm The American health care system would disagree. (It'll also be $500 for one pill)

[@Plexxis_SugarPom]

Just showed my sibling this video as their first ever doobus goobus video and lets just say they loved it.

[@skunkgirl456]

Seeing that there's no voice actor credit, your Vivian voice is absolutely astounding like you make her sound absolutely precious! ❤

[@NinjaRetrojun]

The voice you gave Vivian fits her so well

[@table2.0]

*her As far as I’m aware, Vivian doesn’t use they/them, so please use her she/her pronouns to refer to her. Using ‘they’ to refer so a trans person you know the pronouns of is disrespectful

[@NinjaRetrojun]

A thousand apologies, didn't know that at first thx for pointing it out😅

[@thatperson1009]

⁠@@table2.0they is literally neutral for everyone… what?

[@clairebun]

​​@@thatperson1009this is technically true, but it is better to use preferred pronouns when possible; defaulting to "they" can make it seem like you are dodging someone's gender identity. if you're not sure what that person goes by, you can always ask!

[@GarfieldWithAHat]

It's a video game character, chill out. They can be described however and whatever, they aren't real. Don't even try to start a drama train either because I won't reply. Ninja don't feel bad, you didn't need to edit that comment it works either way ​@@table2.0

[@ghostxtbxtbitxtbite9497]

Luigi is such a good brother

[@AyaanMuhammadHussain7]

@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse *RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST! KZbin, THIS MAN IS RACIST. TERMINATE HIS CHANNEL! DO SOMETHING! HE IS RAAAACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!*

[@CorruptFox92]

It's funny, because the joke about Luigi saying to Vivian that Mario's autism scores him bitches actually made me laugh, and I'm autistic myself and a huge supporter of the trans community.

[@ricardoj376]

Luigi: Oh yeah, the Autism score him big. I am dying.

[@thengyyy4062]

I think you need to watch the ending again

[@gengardoesnothing9699]

​@@thengyyy4062 no its just a kid that's worried that his mommy will ground em if she ever saw em curse on a youtube comment section

[@UltraPlasmaMan]

@@gengardoesnothing9699Says the kid that doesn’t have a mommy to tell him to be nice to people. (I know I’m being a hypocrite but you need to learn)

[@verocip407]

I am autistic, does that mean I get some bitches?

[@hatusnee]

​@@gengardoesnothing9699you get off to making fun of kids don't you

[@doomedgundam6684]

Fun Fact: Mario Character trait is that he is accepting of everyone so this interaction is Canon. I also Love Goobs portrayal of Mario and Luigi's relationship.

[@SolarCLS6]

“Yes. You were born a ghost that’s-a so spooky!”

[@ConrailQuality4121]

As a trains boy myself can confirm that Mario is in fact very confused. I mean, he doesn’t bring up a single locomotive designation in the video.

[@Goomba1309]

Mario is on the spectrum?! *_MY MAN_** 🗿🗿🗿*

[@Sonicfalcon16]

time wanner cable is now on the spectrum

[@ssg-eggunner]

Bro clearly Mario was never on the ZX Spectrum That wasn't made by Nintendo

[@Goomba1309]

@@ssg-eggunner Sorry but I have to do this: r/whoooosh

[@ssg-eggunner]

@@Goomba1309 my response in itself was a joke I already knew what is an autism spectrum

[@diogamest3545]

@@Goomba1309 I think you're the one getting wooooshed here. To me, it reads as if they knew you meant the autism spectrum but was deliberately referring to a different spectrum

[@octoreiss8757]

The fact that Mario can't understand anything without misunderstanding the meaning of it unless Luigi tells it to him in "Bibbity Bobbity" Mario & Luigi Language makes sense somehow.

[@amog8202]

just came up with the idea that mario and luigi have been outside of the normal world for so long their gibberish is just how theyve adapted and optimised italian

[@nataliexists]

english is marios second language

[@AneitaLT]

It's like it's easier to understand certain things in their mother language. Makes sense when they know both Italian and English/Japanese.

[@cloudfinraptor]

Everyone loves kissing Mario. He's got that Non-vocal game

[@sylveon-ds6mr]

@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse ツギハギだらけの君との時間も そろそろ終わりにしよう この糸 ちぎるの 色とりどり 散らばるでしょ ねえ ほら あの時の言葉 重ねた 無駄な時間 この糸 ちぎるだけ 不揃いだね 笑えるでしょ tick tack tick tack 円を描いて ding dong ding dong あそびましょ tick tack tick tack 結んで開いて ding dong ding dong じゃあまたね 解(ほつ)れた糸が 囁く 君よ いっそ いっそ 居なくなれ 変わらない このままなら たぶん きっと きっと なんてことない 少し軽くなるだけ ねえ いっか いっか 捨てちゃえば 気づかない　そのままなら だけど ずっと ずっと 好きかもな 少しだけ 痛いかな… 気づけば気にしてる画面も そろそろ見飽きた アレ抜き コレ抜き それじゃ つまんないんでしょ 退屈でしょ flick tap flick tap 面を滑って swipe tap swipe tap 「A.R→T」 flick tap flick tap 開いて 叩いて swipe swipe swipe swipe もう嫌だな ズルズル 糸が呟く 君よ いっそ いっそ いなくなれ 変わらない このままだよ だから きっと きっと なんてことない 少し寂しくなるだけ もう いっか いっか 捨てちゃえば 気づかない そのままだし たぶん ずっと ずっと 好きだけど 少しだけ　痛いけど･･･ …♪… …らんらん… …だから… だから いっそ いっそ いなくなれ 変わらない このままだし たぶん きっと きっと なんてことない 少し寂しくなるけど ねえ いいの？ いいの？ 捨てちゃうよ？ 気づかない？ まだ気づかないなら･･･ ･･･そっか そっか 好きなのは･･･ 最初から　僕だけ ...tick tack tick tack ...ding dong ding dong ...♪... ツギハギだらけの君との時間を そろそろ終わりにしよう この糸 ちぎるだけ 簡単でしょ？ 笑えるよね？

[@KITTIIEEEEEE]

Mario doesnt judge. Hes just italian. We should all be like Mario

[@hahahehehoho612]

of course luigi would be the one to explain being transgender to mario "hello mario"

[@Tagiafanueu]

Hiii❤❤❤😊😊😊

[@hahahehehoho612]

​​ holy moly who are you💀

[@EchoL0C0]

Remember to wash your foreskin!

[@derpcade]

​@@hahahehehoho612eh, I've seen worse

[@CarMedicine]

"Woah, Luigi! What is THAT!?" "Yeah... what is that?"

[@TheDudeLebowski]

It makes sense Luigi had to talk him and explain. Bro's natural language is not even english.

[@Yusis-o7d]

I'd like to confirm that, as an autistic individual who was diagnosed back in 2006, your depiction is indeed very accurate; We like trains, we take things literally, and we somehow score bitches without us really understanding how it happens. Keep up the great work, Broccoli-man!

[@NoshGilligan23]

As someone with autism, I can verify that Luigi is correct, and I am constantly scared by my ability.

[@D111doggyman]

I love how Mario’s cat food bowl says “Mweyro’

[@JatuliaButeo-rp6hv]

Yeee☺ :3

[@Taratathetarantula]

​@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse How the fuck did this even get through KZbin's filters 🗣️🔥💯 💯🔥💯

[@Sinsults]

​@@TaratathetarantulaPlease do not respond to the bots. Report them. Report their comment. Report any channel their profile links to. Replying to their comments only encourages the people using them.

[@Daisythepage]

@@Taratathetarantulait’s a bot so idk

[@alisona.4166]

man, that bot with the letters "U" "T" "T" "P" in its name is making that "hate speech or graphic violence" button in the report menu look pretty nice right now.

[@whatgari]

Well if goobus is covering it. Must be some serious shit. Were people really upset about an amorphous purple ghost saying they transitioned???

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

They wanted to say that Vivian isn’t trans and is instead is a femboy. They say this according to supposed translations from the Japanese version, which the remake is based on. This is of course thrown out the window as soon as Beldam say translated from the Japanese version, “Vivian? Aren’t you a man?” Very much in line with the harassment most trans people face.

[@whatgari]

@infinityheart_tm9270 that's a weird place that line. Again with a amorphous purple ghost

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

Yeah I've always found it wierd why they chose a ghost of all characters to be trans, you know, the ones who have no definite body shape and can stretch and morph however? I thought It could be used to just show how much of a dick beldam is but no, the original version of the game makes it loud and clear her body is still that of a man, even having random goombas point it out, which raises a lot of questions.

[@SomeAsian]

​@@infinityheart_tm9270 I just want to point out that in Japanese, a transgender person would refer to themself as "Body of [sex], heart of [gender]", and Vivian indeed describes herself that way.

[@jimballard1186]

I wish I could be like the OP and know so little about sad gamer weirdos that I'd have to ask if they're mad about imaginary trans ghosts.

[@PrimeTheSeventh]

1:04 If the subtitles says “that suit grew on him like a symbiote” would his catchphrase be “It’s-a-us” instead of “It’s-a-me?”

[@blicxyuwu]

Okay the "He means well he's just a bit autistic" line is literally me lmao! And vivian being trans is also me lol :3