Making Children Disappear in FORSPOKEN

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OneyPlays

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@BetweenWaters
@BetweenWaters Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite video game quest where you walk up to sheep 4 times and press a button to make the screen fade to black so the devs don't have to animate anything. Truly timeless game design.
@MN-os6is
@MN-os6is Жыл бұрын
Gameless time design
@playcube4564
@playcube4564 Жыл бұрын
the 3d pokemon experience
@zidaneffixexe
@zidaneffixexe Жыл бұрын
Designless time game
@j.2512
@j.2512 Жыл бұрын
AAA tier with the Ubisost seal of approval
@TimeTravelingFetus
@TimeTravelingFetus Жыл бұрын
Literal RPG maker shit
@kingofthemoon3063
@kingofthemoon3063 Жыл бұрын
Zach's right about the town design. Not only does it look like it was destroyed 2000 years ago, it looks like it was never meant to have people living in it to begin with. There's no clear streets or neighborhoods, just a bunch of huge plazas with a handful of buildings, with no sign of where people actually live or work. It looks like this place was meant as some sort of monument or oversized palace grounds and not a place for people to actually live in.
@April84012
@April84012 Жыл бұрын
Lyle is totally right about the animal thing. That is actual poopoo writing. How could they just forget about their main character's pretty simple characterization?
@SnagTheRabbit
@SnagTheRabbit Жыл бұрын
She cared about her cat so much she completely forgot about the 5000 dollars she left to burn in the apartment. Now she's like, "eh, animals are fine."
@biggrimace6506
@biggrimace6506 Жыл бұрын
@@SnagTheRabbitthat was like 100,000 easily
@Sonicfalcon16
@Sonicfalcon16 Жыл бұрын
And we know lyle can write better games
@robotjones6434
@robotjones6434 Жыл бұрын
@@SnagTheRabbit Also how she wanted to pet the monster dogs at the beginning of the game.
@JoanWhack
@JoanWhack Жыл бұрын
She loves cats but hates animals. That’s not bad writing. That’s just everyone who’d rather have a cat than a child
@SimonBanquillo
@SimonBanquillo Жыл бұрын
Frey overdosing under a bridge is my headcanon now
@j.2512
@j.2512 Жыл бұрын
Frey: "I can't breathe"
@samwallaceart288
@samwallaceart288 Жыл бұрын
She's with Gandalf, spinning on the floor
@amentco8445
@amentco8445 Жыл бұрын
​@@j.2512oh come on, Frey would say "Oh my god, am I really not breathing right now underneath this dingy bridge, choking on my own vomit? That's what's happening?"
@Xbalanque84
@Xbalanque84 11 ай бұрын
​@@j.2512 ...Meh, the inevitable "mostly peaceful protests" would be worth it in the end.
@d00gz_
@d00gz_ Жыл бұрын
The Indian Curry joke feels like a lost audio clip from a SleepyCabin episode. Instant classic Zach bit.
@nanomario
@nanomario Жыл бұрын
*A bunch of kids bring you flowers as a gift* Normal person reaction: Oh! Thanks! Frey reaction: What the hell?
@mishamorozov5325
@mishamorozov5325 Жыл бұрын
To be honest if a bunch of grubby little children came up to me on the streets of a pseudo-medieval fantasy city and gave me flowers, my first assumption would be that they're trying to distract me from something
@PALACIO254
@PALACIO254 Жыл бұрын
​@@mishamorozov5325that happens nowadays where little gypsy children run up to you distract you than take your wallet but the thief child got squished
@crash-ew6hw
@crash-ew6hw Жыл бұрын
@@mishamorozov5325 weirdly paranoid but ok
@TheHolySemiColon
@TheHolySemiColon Жыл бұрын
@@crash-ew6hwThat’s actually a reasonable thing to be cautious of in many countries.
@violethill5781
@violethill5781 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget, those were ghost children
@boohaloo1
@boohaloo1 Жыл бұрын
Forspoken was one of the funniest series they did, so glad they're brining it back
@gomibak514
@gomibak514 Жыл бұрын
i love when they brine back series like these
@SquidJustice
@SquidJustice Жыл бұрын
@@gomibak514 I love when they use their brine in their big witch's cauldron to cook up some tasty and savory videos.
@i_barely_hee-know_her
@i_barely_hee-know_her Жыл бұрын
They are dunking it in a thick brine
@clotslurp
@clotslurp Жыл бұрын
They dipped it in a vat of green water
@LN997-i8x
@LN997-i8x Жыл бұрын
Their sheer, unanimous contempt for the game is super funny.
@lv99roidmage25
@lv99roidmage25 Жыл бұрын
We’re unironically gonna have a Forspoken finale before YIIK finale
@paulj6805
@paulj6805 Жыл бұрын
Im convinced the YIIK finale is never gonna release.
@BunkerFox
@BunkerFox Жыл бұрын
"The YIIK series has no set schedule! It'll be done when it's done!" @@paulj6805
@Unsolver
@Unsolver Жыл бұрын
why would you want a finale of a boring game with boring co-hosts
@bbq_pigeon
@bbq_pigeon Жыл бұрын
Id be very surprised if they finish this game
@Unsolver
@Unsolver Жыл бұрын
@RadAgain I'm working on it
@kabbablabba4073
@kabbablabba4073 Жыл бұрын
of course lyle's favorite part of FF7 remake is the part where you kill rats
@heh_boaner
@heh_boaner Жыл бұрын
I like how Frey's character design implies she puts more effort into her hair than she's willing to give to filthy peasants.
@VelascoAnastasi
@VelascoAnastasi Жыл бұрын
It’s called being a New Yorker
@Hegataro
@Hegataro Жыл бұрын
Don't forget that she also finds the time and makes an effort to do her nails
@2stroke438
@2stroke438 Жыл бұрын
@@Hegataro woman moment.
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash Жыл бұрын
To be fair, that’s true for basically all of Square Enix’s character designs. Especially if they were designed by Tetsuya Nomura. If you’re playing Final Fantasy 7 wondering how Cloud finds the time to make his hair look like that every morning, for instance, then you are not playing Final Fantasy 7 correctly.
@makeitthrough_
@makeitthrough_ Жыл бұрын
​@@JeffreyThrashI really wish they never let that hack take the wheel
@BrandEver117
@BrandEver117 Жыл бұрын
I like how they were too lazy to do an extremely simple animation of her putting her hand near a sheep and instead just used a black screen that says "fed the sheep"
@starscreamx7
@starscreamx7 Жыл бұрын
Here's two pro tips for devs: 1: Throw in colorful banners and interesting plant life over your fantasy brick city so there's some semblance of character in the world itself rather than looking at one dull wash of stone. 2: If you're forced to do a tedious side quest to feed animals, maybe do a freakish fantasy creature instead of sheep. Sure you're still doing a crap task, but at least you're interacting with a unique being from the realm and possibly better understanding how their world functions
@samwallaceart288
@samwallaceart288 Жыл бұрын
3: If the player needs to go feed the sheep, ANIMATE THEM FEEDING THE SHEEP. Let them SEE it. With their eye-holes.
@scottgerloffs6148
@scottgerloffs6148 Жыл бұрын
I feel like colourless cities actually feel epic and foreboding and sometimes even more beautiful than highly coloured cities if pulled off right, but forespoken does not pull them off right
@vita_pulchra_est
@vita_pulchra_est Жыл бұрын
except the dev studio is already gone 🤣
@wolliveryoutube
@wolliveryoutube 11 ай бұрын
@@scottgerloffs6148yeah Minas Tirith is a city of white stone, and it looks epic. But it’s like what Zach was saying, Minas Tirith is a city at its peak so you see it at its peak. This game’s city is supposed to be at its peak but we see it as a heap of crumbling stones and collapsed marble ruins. And it’s certainly worth thinking about how vibrant and colorful the medieval world really looked. Constantinople was a city of rich dyes, imported silk, elaborate frescoes, mosaics, and religious icons. You might see those icons everywhere you go. If you buy medicine in a shop, you would see images of Sts. Cosmos and Damian looking over you, or St. Catherine in a library or bookstore. Or the incredible cathedrals of Western Europe, with their painted statues and stained glass windows. The world doesn’t have to just be black, brown, and grey.
@joshuawilliams9247
@joshuawilliams9247 11 ай бұрын
@@wolliveryoutubealso book accurate Minas Tirith had tons of gardens and statues and banners and the bottom wall was made of the same polished black stone that Saruman’s tower was made of
@mattsmith457
@mattsmith457 Жыл бұрын
Zach's "How It's Made: Curry" joke at 7:42 is an all time classic
@chillcastpodcast
@chillcastpodcast Жыл бұрын
i was in tears eehhehehehe
@rockofshame
@rockofshame Жыл бұрын
I’d also put Zach’s ballpit incident at 5:30 up there as well lol
@yungskeleton-wotvffbe8939
@yungskeleton-wotvffbe8939 Жыл бұрын
TOILET HUMOR IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 Ай бұрын
you're missing 13:33
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 Ай бұрын
13:33 has me fucking in tears literally dude what the fuck is happening
@franzdevedeux5411
@franzdevedeux5411 Жыл бұрын
my favorite thing about these videos is the idea of Lyle playing this game trying to make something interesting happen and then Camera Colossus going through the footage trying to find 20 minutes of content, and all he found was jokes about poop and chicken.
@alwayshere6956
@alwayshere6956 Жыл бұрын
Im so glad you guys kept playing this
@lollipopwee1
@lollipopwee1 Жыл бұрын
Same, these guys are unrivaled in terms of content, lol.
@Tttt-740
@Tttt-740 Жыл бұрын
​@cardboredmtgthanks cardboredmtg
@Solbrave00
@Solbrave00 Жыл бұрын
I hope they go back to Yiik after the update
@peepeepoopoo5396
@peepeepoopoo5396 Жыл бұрын
Its so fucking funny
@placebo4660
@placebo4660 Жыл бұрын
I bet they are too
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx Жыл бұрын
It's really sad when Dark Souls, a literal brown and grey purgatory world, has more color and life than an ancient, thriving city.
@MrMooneh
@MrMooneh Жыл бұрын
Thanks to this game sneakerheads can finally see some representation
@ieatmice751
@ieatmice751 Жыл бұрын
Fucking sneakerhead
@ProbablyKir
@ProbablyKir Жыл бұрын
I still find it interesting how a group of 3 naked guys in a room making improvised sex jokes is funnier and more interesting than a script written by professionals with degrees.
@maibenmoogle931
@maibenmoogle931 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely believe this was written by AI
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 Жыл бұрын
There's no degrees in writing, it's not like studying for being doctors, anyone can screenwrite as seen here. Though this game looks pretty fucked even from a mere functionality standpoint, like it's not as broken as something like Gollum, but there's a ton of weird shit like the fade to black feeding sheep quest where it's clear they had to cut corners like crazy so it's safe to say things haven't been smooth with production. This game is also from before the writers strikes so it kinda comes back to the old "you get what you pay for" I guess, I don't think anyone working on this was particularly passionate, it's a very cynical first draft you shit out in an hour to meet deadlines and move on.
@j.2512
@j.2512 Жыл бұрын
Japanese dev but they hired westoids to write. Big Mistake, someone had to commit seppuku over letter californians write your game
@grundlestiltzken761
@grundlestiltzken761 Жыл бұрын
​@@j.2512 Really missed out on that famously great Japanese writing lmao
@souljaboy.6668
@souljaboy.6668 Жыл бұрын
yea this was NOBODYS passion project im sure@@ginogatash4030
@millennialboomer6780
@millennialboomer6780 Жыл бұрын
That is a good point about the decor; even in the slums, in a survival situation like this city is in, I'd imagine they'd at least try to make their homes look safe with decorations
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, this shit looks like Fallout where everything is a fucking mess of ruins like the nukes just exploded and people simply refuse to sweep rubble out of their shacks and shit even though they supposedly live there.
@selectionn
@selectionn Жыл бұрын
Exactly what the guy above me said. its a major problem games have, especially fallout. great video on the topic called "Why the world of fallout couldnt actually exist".
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 Жыл бұрын
@@selectionn I think I might have watched that video or at least a similar one, they had an example of some NPC with a shop inside a school bus, but there's like no windows or anything to cover it for rain and stuff, and there's also no doors of any kind, and the bus itself looked like no one touched it for decades despite it supposedly doubling as a shop and home. I never played Fallout 4 or whatever game they talked about, but I'm pretty sure it has better gameplay and shit than Forespoken which helps alleviate other issues, but hearing them breaking down why Forespoken's city looked and felt so shitty really makes you appreciate games that put even the bare minimum effort to make their worlds at least LOOK lived in, like Assassin's Creed games feel like genuine living and breathing worlds masterpieces of level design in comparison to this shit. The fact that everything including the sky is a shitty desaturated gray makes this city look like almost a self aware parody of 7th gen gaming trends, as does the whole game honestly.
@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 Жыл бұрын
Thank God the writer’s strike is done so this amazing type of storytelling can thrive once again.
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 Жыл бұрын
Actually I think if anything it should improve things cause after all you get what you pay for, and this game clearly went through some messy production.
@jamesonjones6952
@jamesonjones6952 Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t this made by the Japanese? They wouldn’t be effected by the strike
@selectionn
@selectionn Жыл бұрын
I would say having AI do the writing is better, but the AI is trained from the same shitty writing.
@namecomingsoon9517
@namecomingsoon9517 Жыл бұрын
And be paid fairly for their services
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesonjones6952 Square Enix merely published this, they have worked with western studios before with mixed results.
@MitridatedCarbon
@MitridatedCarbon Жыл бұрын
Frey Forspoken is so horrible she would date Alex Yiik, and end up marrying him out of fear of getting old. They are basically the same person.
@dinkshrinkem
@dinkshrinkem Жыл бұрын
She looks vaguely ethnic enough for Yiik
@guyplatter383
@guyplatter383 Жыл бұрын
out of all the series that never got finished this makes it all worth it
@JoanWhack
@JoanWhack Жыл бұрын
Choild: “Look mummay! It’s the brown laday!” Mummay: “Shut up racist choild! She has powers.”
@Kaxology
@Kaxology Жыл бұрын
and her power is stealing stuff apparently
@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 Жыл бұрын
Black girl magic
@Dr3Mc3Ninja
@Dr3Mc3Ninja Жыл бұрын
Brown eyes being referred to as tar pits is a level of absurdity I am glad I witnessed.
@mags-lv8hb
@mags-lv8hb Жыл бұрын
this world looks like the sandbox levels of the original lego harry potter games
@JayTohab
@JayTohab Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Amoeba26
@Amoeba26 Жыл бұрын
Chris not liking chicken is something I didn't know I didn't want to hear.
@Iceman10000
@Iceman10000 Жыл бұрын
Some of Chris' hot takes have convinced me he's only a few steps away from becoming one of those "diet and exercise are a waste of time" influencers
@olknoxlo
@olknoxlo Жыл бұрын
@@Iceman10000 He draws himself fat. People that do what you're referring to draw their avatars/personal inserts as skinny.
@cadestockman5731
@cadestockman5731 Жыл бұрын
@@Iceman10000tbf chicken is like one of the least tastiest proteins. I’d rather beef, pork, and seafood.
@martinmon3123
@martinmon3123 Жыл бұрын
​@@olknoxlovery true.
@Iceman10000
@Iceman10000 Жыл бұрын
​@@cadestockman5731He also hates seafood lol. And exercise.
@pkpong
@pkpong Жыл бұрын
I think this game is such a failure on so many levels that it’s genuinely fascinating. From the writing, to the world building, to the gameplay I think it’s only once in a blue moon we get a game this incompetent. But god is it fun to watch
@j.2512
@j.2512 Жыл бұрын
I wish, every other AAA is just like this crap
@lessgoofyone
@lessgoofyone Жыл бұрын
What a waste of next gen tech
@Goatllama
@Goatllama Жыл бұрын
The more I see the more in disbelief I become This is parody, it has to be parody
@samwallaceart288
@samwallaceart288 Жыл бұрын
The fact that there's so much graphics work and detail put into something so utterly dead inside
@pacayo4262
@pacayo4262 10 ай бұрын
Its like if they were trying to put everything wrong with AAA games in one
@lemmingscanfly5
@lemmingscanfly5 Жыл бұрын
"Spyro the Dragon on PS1 had better skyboxes than that" Yeah, Spyro the Dragon on PS1 had some of the coolest looking simple dreamscape skyboxes of all time, Chris.
@Trynt33
@Trynt33 Жыл бұрын
And what does this have? B r o w n
@luan.galaxy
@luan.galaxy Жыл бұрын
why did you say it like you are disagreeing
@boneor...7022
@boneor...7022 8 ай бұрын
@@luan.galaxy because its not a good comparison. spyro sets the bar too high.
@rish1656
@rish1656 8 ай бұрын
Its like saying this is the worst game on the luminous engine
@Based_nobark
@Based_nobark Жыл бұрын
I hope they get to the part when Frey says she basically doesn’t care that people are dying in this world and she wants to go back to New York
@dandy269
@dandy269 Жыл бұрын
Frey NEEDS to be in the next PlayStation All Stars! I can’t continue going on if she’s not!
@porkeyminch8044
@porkeyminch8044 Жыл бұрын
Frey is what Sony needs to revive PS All Stars and finally make it a real Smash competitor.
@Goddamnitiwantaname
@Goddamnitiwantaname Жыл бұрын
I adore the absolute non-engagement with the game. Exactly what this gem of modern entertainment deserves.
@Xbalanque84
@Xbalanque84 11 ай бұрын
7:43 Never change, Zach.
@KoboldCloaca
@KoboldCloaca Жыл бұрын
That curry bit is a perfect 10/10 we need a worst of oneyplays part 2
@Epipopi
@Epipopi Жыл бұрын
Its already out. its called "Best of Cory"
@Trynt33
@Trynt33 Жыл бұрын
@@Epipopi But does it have mason twists on dead bugs and Indian men gobbling feces? Didn't think so
@WolfEffectzz
@WolfEffectzz Жыл бұрын
real @@Epipopi
@Tsureiki
@Tsureiki Жыл бұрын
@@Epipopi wow that's totally insensitive to water people, you pos. how dare you insult their ambassador
@pkpong
@pkpong Жыл бұрын
Rome was actually very colorful and vibrant with paint but most of the paint has decayed
@Algoraphobic
@Algoraphobic Жыл бұрын
We watch Forspoken in the family room on the wall-mounted 72" plasma screen
@Vespilord
@Vespilord Жыл бұрын
After the organ incident you can't trust zach to have actual knowledge on how anything works
@Scorpion-xe3pt
@Scorpion-xe3pt Жыл бұрын
The what???
@mittycommitspizzatime92
@mittycommitspizzatime92 Жыл бұрын
@@Scorpion-xe3pt The time when Zach broke into a hospital and harvested all of the patients organs
@2attelite
@2attelite Жыл бұрын
fat dudes blowin air
@Scorpion-xe3pt
@Scorpion-xe3pt Жыл бұрын
@@mittycommitspizzatime92 oh god i didn't know his fentanyl addiction has gotten this bad
@rotchicoman9867
@rotchicoman9867 Жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorite bits from the Witch Hunt series, Chris had a little joke to lower Tomar's guard down so Zach could floor Tomar with an even more absurd joke right after
@endrollcurtaincall
@endrollcurtaincall Жыл бұрын
Every episode is a blessing. Glad to see the boys finally get a lesson in what truly is master class writing.
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple Жыл бұрын
I've been storing up the fat in my body all winter for this!
@PastaPutin
@PastaPutin Жыл бұрын
It's november.
@capacitatedflux
@capacitatedflux Жыл бұрын
More from these sneakerheads? 😮‍💨
@capacitatedflux
@capacitatedflux Жыл бұрын
(I really really hope Ms. KZbin doesn't take this seriously)
@BigScreamingBaby
@BigScreamingBaby Жыл бұрын
You can't use that word anymore that words been added to the ADL hate list.
@michaelchimenti2847
@michaelchimenti2847 Жыл бұрын
These SNEAKERHEADS
@xnotasweatx
@xnotasweatx Жыл бұрын
Fucken sneakerhead
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th Жыл бұрын
@@michaelchimenti2847 You won’t believe it. A fucking _sneakerhead_ moved in two houses down. 😠
@ratmilk9260
@ratmilk9260 Жыл бұрын
Zach frantically apologizing for making a poop joke is way too funny. 16:42
@violethill5781
@violethill5781 Жыл бұрын
Zach is 100% right about how bland this game looks. The walls, the ceilings, the floors, the railings, the outfits, the sky, the clouds, the dirt, the grass, they could have picked a unique color for any one of those things. At least put in some flowers
@violethill5781
@violethill5781 Жыл бұрын
It is way too easy to zone out while watching this game and see nothing but a vague shifting mass of brownish gray
@llbit
@llbit 3 ай бұрын
It's funny that the grey boring New York streets in this game are so much more colourful than this fantasy town that just looks like ruins you would find in our own world.
@HalfBrainGamers
@HalfBrainGamers Жыл бұрын
This game (and this playthrough) is giving me more material. Like Robian Keen (that old man) was right near Cipal. For over 20 years. He wears a disguise to blend in outside when traveling and it never once crossed what's left of his mind to get back to Auden? She's the one constant on his mind and he knows where she's located. If he was in any of the other regions, it would make sense, but he's basically around the corner. Great game.
@kenesys8713
@kenesys8713 Жыл бұрын
Oneyplays episodes are one of the few things that actually make me feel joy anymore
@ThrowAway-jt6ww
@ThrowAway-jt6ww Жыл бұрын
Glad you stopped doing the whole "baby killing" thing
@swarler
@swarler Жыл бұрын
:(
@kenesys8713
@kenesys8713 Жыл бұрын
@@ThrowAway-jt6ww what
@TheHolySemiColon
@TheHolySemiColon Жыл бұрын
@@ThrowAway-jt6wwHe didn’t say he stopped, just that it no longer brings him joy.
@markkrauze1800
@markkrauze1800 Жыл бұрын
If she dosen't like animals, then I can only assume she stole her cat from somebody and just keeps it around because she doesn't know what to do with it
@MysteriousJojo
@MysteriousJojo Жыл бұрын
When Chris said “that’s the thing from Kung Fu Panda” I was waiting for Lyle to say something like “I think his name is Po”
@sebastianesquivel5011
@sebastianesquivel5011 Жыл бұрын
7:42 they almost didn't do a voice, but they got to it a little at the end, the dead bugs bit cracked me up
@ab-gail
@ab-gail Жыл бұрын
10:36 I love the Stick Woman.
@frednificent
@frednificent Жыл бұрын
Chris complimenting the grass not seeing it clip through the sheep
@surblechev278
@surblechev278 Жыл бұрын
Chris's approximate knowledge of Family Guy skits, like Mario's "By de waaay", never fails to bust a gut
@Figgenawesome1992
@Figgenawesome1992 Жыл бұрын
I’m really glad they put that sneaker sniffing mini game in to mix it up
@Snordix
@Snordix Жыл бұрын
Not only do the buildings look like ruins (which if we're very generous, could be plausible since Rome was legit in ruins, disassembled and pretty much built over with medieval architecture in the Middle Ages - not that the devs know anything about that), but the worst part to me is that the specific style of ancient architecture is coincidentally - in a parallel world - exactly like our own, with Greco-Roman Corinthian columns and everything. No way they can be original and make a somewhat exotic, alien, strange looking style for another world - yeah scratch that, every original design they did is a mess of modern triangles and goofy clothing that doesn't really mesh together. In the end it boils down to dumb, uncreative devs and artists.
@mistersharpe4375
@mistersharpe4375 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Everything in this game from the artistic direction to the characterisation is wildly inconsistent. The environments are mostly mundane and grounded, but then a handful of characters are walking around wearing bizarre outfits that would look stupidly impractical even in an anime. All it does is to make the game look as butt ugly as possible.
@guglug
@guglug Жыл бұрын
Forespoken makes me develop at least 3 diseases when I watch it
@Bzehburger
@Bzehburger Жыл бұрын
1:36 Tf does she mean with "they're alright i guess", she literally let a bag with millions in cash burn to save her cat. God.
@Big_Finger_Jim
@Big_Finger_Jim Жыл бұрын
Erm, that’s called character developement. Get it right, buckaroonie.
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood 3 ай бұрын
Don’t you know that protagonists need to be pissy and apathetic about everything to be relatable? Jesus dude, read a book!
@sunnivamhagatun
@sunnivamhagatun Жыл бұрын
this is one of my favorite playthroughs on this channel
@louisbowels6858
@louisbowels6858 Жыл бұрын
"Fever nightmare" is such a terrifying concept
@candythegremlin
@candythegremlin 2 ай бұрын
I’m fascinated by the idea of fever dreams. It’s like when you’re sick. Your brain just takes all the weirdness stowed away and shows it to you.
@MarsKarl.
@MarsKarl. Жыл бұрын
Calling it, this is going to be a new favorite series of mine. The vibe is excellent.
@keeleon
@keeleon Жыл бұрын
So they make a whole side quest about feeding sheep and don't even have an animation to feed the sheep? They could have just. not done that.
@Woter_X
@Woter_X 9 ай бұрын
15:50 this was the best “whatever it was” ever
@KaksziNugi
@KaksziNugi Жыл бұрын
this crinkles my toes in a pleasant manner where i am left with a big toothy smile on my face
@fatsmcgee6547
@fatsmcgee6547 Жыл бұрын
I jokingly told my boss I was "forSPOKEN for" when he asked me out but he still pushed me against the wall and shoved his tongue down my throat hahahaha what a funny guy
@genericusername9997
@genericusername9997 Жыл бұрын
It's not your fault.
@millennialboomer6780
@millennialboomer6780 Жыл бұрын
Your boss kissed you... With his FREAKING MOUTH!
@jackelewish1568
@jackelewish1568 Жыл бұрын
That was him "castling" his "pawns" in a big "game".
@JashtheBrash
@JashtheBrash Жыл бұрын
I didn't know you worked for Joshua Tomar
@barrothontherocks3325
@barrothontherocks3325 Жыл бұрын
you were kinda asking for it with what you were wearing, the burlap potato sack is pretty much an open invitation
@pengmaeda9908
@pengmaeda9908 Жыл бұрын
I never even thought about the idea how this civilization's infrastructure here basically just looks like ancient ruins as if ancient ruins are what the whole civilization looked like at the time. That is actually insane.
@TheRoachDoggJR
@TheRoachDoggJR 11 ай бұрын
Anything relating to dead bugs or black spiders is somehow guaranteed to make Zach break
@Kevbo2040
@Kevbo2040 Жыл бұрын
I'm so damn happy Forspoken is back, I can't wait for them to do three episodes and then drop it for like six months again. 😍
@TheImmenseFence
@TheImmenseFence Жыл бұрын
lmao the fucking ball pit bit was hilarious
@Cconstantinnee
@Cconstantinnee Жыл бұрын
they guy talks about using your powers to turn the town on its head and then you're tasked with feeding sheep. thats the best use for the magical future lady
@chrisihrke1021
@chrisihrke1021 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Chris "cray cray" O'Neill.
@ironicginger2349
@ironicginger2349 Жыл бұрын
Chris saying "That's the thing from Kung Fu Panda, I recognize it anywhere" when seeing a generic scroll only for it to instantly cut a few seconds ahead before we could hear anyone respond it any way is one of the all time most intense and hilarious Idiot Whiplash moments I've seen on this channel.
@Knifykat
@Knifykat Жыл бұрын
clapping my feet with joy, can't wait to fill those daipies with this one
@Brendito1
@Brendito1 Жыл бұрын
Im really excited to see Zach’s synthol journey
@Slop_Dogg
@Slop_Dogg Жыл бұрын
i saw him at a convention recently, he’s 6ft wide now
@MCCanaryVideos
@MCCanaryVideos Жыл бұрын
the main character swearing is so bizarre like it doesn't make her likeable, and people do genuinely nice things and she swears at them what the hell is this game?!
@edwardmather4422
@edwardmather4422 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t “making children disappear” what tomar does every Thursday?
@jamjay8384
@jamjay8384 4 ай бұрын
I love that they can’t do parkour in the most interesting place to do it in. Perfect game design
@therealchoopo
@therealchoopo Жыл бұрын
This game is probably worth like 14 Tomar Tokens now. That’s accounting for inflation
@norg18
@norg18 Жыл бұрын
Up+B catapult launch Side B is a Lunge (mash to keep bitting fingers) Down+B is a counter/parried strike I could make the entire move set but I gotta make time.
@bowpow
@bowpow Жыл бұрын
desperately need them to finish this entire game
@JimmyNijsArt
@JimmyNijsArt Жыл бұрын
Wow, did I just click on this video within a frickin' minute?! Yep, that's pretty epic. Guess that's a thing I do now.
@scorpion67890
@scorpion67890 Жыл бұрын
funny thing about that gollum story is they were going to add Zach to smash bros with a finishing move where he bites your finger off but cancelled last second
@khrislove5277
@khrislove5277 11 ай бұрын
I can't imagine children running up to me with flowers and me whipping around saying "What the FUCK is that???" There is absolutely nothing likeable about anything in this entire game.
@phili.9304
@phili.9304 Жыл бұрын
13:32 the writers just assumed no one would pay attention at this point
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks Жыл бұрын
Don't like your own comment silly
@notveryniceatall
@notveryniceatall Жыл бұрын
​@@PlayNiceFolks You're not very good at trolling haha
@PatienceKiss
@PatienceKiss Жыл бұрын
7:42 The curry bit had me in tears
@halocray
@halocray 7 ай бұрын
1:34 my name is actually Cray and I take major offense to that joke, i would never want to be attributed to frey
@figuures6098
@figuures6098 Жыл бұрын
What’s with the trend of magical bracelets empowering people? Forspoken girl, Shang-chi, ms marvel
@joshuahughes4704
@joshuahughes4704 Жыл бұрын
Ben 10
@tylerlinnehan9352
@tylerlinnehan9352 Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe that at a mere 5 (five) minutes into this video, Zach and Chris reference the “Bite of 87”
@VLADPowder
@VLADPowder Жыл бұрын
Zach is inseparable form his Kanye puffer jacket!
@TheWizeGoat
@TheWizeGoat Жыл бұрын
shes wearing the green flubber from Oogies Revenge on ps2
@girlweird833
@girlweird833 Жыл бұрын
I don't care what y'all say about Freya, she's mine. She's my Freya and you can't take her away from me!
@PALACIO254
@PALACIO254 Жыл бұрын
I'm from the government dude I'm taking that fray dude
@redbuck1385
@redbuck1385 Жыл бұрын
​@@PALACIO254We have to get these Frays off our streets.
@GoodMomo
@GoodMomo Жыл бұрын
I forget that this game is supposedly an open world action game.
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints Жыл бұрын
If Joseph Campbell saw this he'd find every copy of the heros journey and destroy it so he can start from scratch.
@morgancasey
@morgancasey Жыл бұрын
The interactive cutscenes of Frey playing in a puddle of shit were the highlights of the game imo
@Slimebeast
@Slimebeast Жыл бұрын
Based on the title, I'm expecting Chris will finally address his addiction to adrenochrome, and what he's done to get his sweaty little elitist hands on it.
@notgoink
@notgoink Жыл бұрын
as if he'd ever talk about that.....that's what the whole "crimes of tomar" stuff is about....it's a distraction from Chris' truly evil deeds....
@j.2512
@j.2512 Жыл бұрын
he hides in closet of a different child every night to scare them before getting his dose. Monster Inc was based on this
@hacim42
@hacim42 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately ERB already did a video with Christopher Columbus, against Captain Kirk. So yeah, what a blunder!
@hunterpare2459
@hunterpare2459 Жыл бұрын
Chris says he hates chicken yet when he got Sonic happy meals for Cory he says he gets a McChicken as a nice healthy snack…. kiiiiinda suspicious if you ask me
@samueld8413
@samueld8413 Жыл бұрын
Chris just uploaded this video… WITH HIS MIND
@quintuspotatimus2811
@quintuspotatimus2811 Жыл бұрын
christopher columbus vs captain kirk you guys cmon
@Sh5h5h
@Sh5h5h Жыл бұрын
I love Chris' forced optimism
@akivat.899
@akivat.899 Жыл бұрын
The smash bros. edits are always gold lol.
@johnnymccraze
@johnnymccraze Жыл бұрын
I am absolutely flabbergasted they got through the story of Zach biting a guy in the McDonald's ballpit because he sucked on him without laughing.
@Level100BeefBoss
@Level100BeefBoss Жыл бұрын
Oh boy more adventures in the world of Frey "moved shit with my mind" Holland
@thatsreallyfunnybro
@thatsreallyfunnybro Жыл бұрын
Why are you feeding sheep in a field covered in grass?
@catstuxedo6321
@catstuxedo6321 Жыл бұрын
Pim's Dad cameo at 10:15
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