Drunk Driver

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Mystery music recommendation: • the weekend & drake - ...

[@barbaragrimes1791]

This is why you need dash cams

[@scottybones]

I live in Florida...u best BELIEVE I BEEN HAD ONE OF THOSE!! PPL OUT HERE ON METH DRIVING!!

[@Dogo.R]

*This is why public transit should replace cars. After all trams are self driving cars.

[@PandasREvil]

Idky but I misread this as dash cancel😂😂😂

[@mariahlong8221]

Facts

[@goreobsessed2308]

Yeah I keep putting it off but man I need to get one

[@chaticc]

Shout out to all my non-distracted drivers out there.

[@RektTangle]

Reading this as I’m driving rn

[@TheCanadianCitizen]

Driving this as I'm reading rn

[@kingpugisthebest]

@@RektTangle eyes on the road!!!!!

[@CaptainBrawl_]

@@RektTanglerelataba-

[@TheJetiLP]

LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@brewstew]

You should of stuck around for the sobriety test. I hear it's better than a movie.

[@swoozie]

Man… that would’ve been THE perfect hypothetical scenario to end this video on! Ngl ur high key a master at inserting those.

[@christianthebeginner646]

Brewstew what u doin here bro

[@IBmaster4]

@@christianthebeginner646 Stew can't use the internet bro?

[@christianthebeginner646]

@@IBmaster4 just wonderin

[@everybodyhateswest]

i feel so special for getting this reference

[@Nerdtendo6366]

“I did?” is such a powerful line

[@1LIFEtoWIN]

Def a plot twist

[@raywill2007]

So is “man, I don’t know!”

[@GreenShellShock]

That's pretty terrifying. At least the dude didn't hurt himself or others too badly

[@swoozie]

Right?! I wish u could've seen my face when I connected who I was actually walking to the third time

[@babyfaec]

@@swoozie like a movie fr fr

[@CaptainBrawl_]

@@swoozie I was on a swoozie marathon a few days ago 😁

[@S__a_m_u_r_a_i]

@@swoozie my man out here casually flexing his Corvette

[@alexisault4444]

Drunk people can survive anything! It's insane and Hella dangerous.

[@Nooklet]

him walking up behind you like a bystander is wild.

[@dmccaa-_-]

“the moon ova der”😭😭

[@BAdtnl]

“at least Weast”

[@janwarl]

got me cryin😭😭

[@jaytheradicalhomosapien6018]

"I Did?" is crazy

[@focusq6082]

That "i did?" Caught me off guard😂,it's 7pm in sa🇿🇦 u can't have me out here laughing at night.

[@andrewflemming5071]

It’s 7 PM brah. It’s not nighttime.

[@focusq6082]

@@andrewflemming5071 it is if you've got a roommate who's got a test at 8am🥲

[@jaredgraham5010]

Brah this video sounds like a normal day in Western Cape 😭

[@sainttems]

@@jaredgraham5010 I was bout to say😂

[@Ku1ang]

7 pm not that late brodi 😂

[@justalpha9138]

There's no prize for speeding and racing on the highway. Remember that.

[@dae57]

There's money if you win. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@justalpha9138]

@@dae57 So long as you don't die in the process

[@NightsN2dr3ams]

@@dae57 Nope lol

[@dae57]

@@justalpha9138 that's a risk I'm willing to take.

[@justalpha9138]

@@dae57 Money is not worth such a stupid risk.

[@YouFightLikeACow]

How the hell did this guy survive the ejection? Human bodies are superpowered when you're unconscious or whatever

[@traxathon4464]

It's less the resilience of the human body and more just being incredibly fucking lucky

[@treytison1444]

Drunk people go limp during a crash instead of tensing up so as long as they don't get flung into anything dangerous they regularly survive.

[@NightsN2dr3ams]

@@traxathon4464 He got super lucky I wonder what kind of car he was in? Must had high safety crash ratings

[@_katydid.]

Yep, my dad had a seizure at work. He was on a 4 or 5 floor bldg. on the roof and fell off. No injuries.

[@Vivi_9]

@@treytison1444 so the key to surviving crashes is to be drunk, got it

[@zyaicob]

It's a sad state of affairs that even in a situation where you definitely need the police people are so scared of the police that as soon as you mention police they split.

[@adidasfan360]

Do you think there could be someone who watches these videos while satisfying themselves?

[@njoguszn]

@@adidasfan360 thats me

[@MrMelonsz]

⁠@@adidasfan360?? Bro? That was outta nowhere. Got you lookin like an imposter ngl 💀

[@soraprince5336]

especially when those same people against police / make dramatic controversy... are ones that will still call the cops... as if they never disrespected a cop / claimed to not trust cops "dont bite the hand that feeds you" (in this case, dont call the police then complain about them trying to help / doing their duty)

[@Vivi_9]

@@soraprince5336 lol the only people they're trying to help are themselves, if you trust US cops you're braindead

[@raywill2007]

“You cappin’?” “Nah, I ain’t cappin’, bro! Send Errbody!” I need that dispatch tape! 😂

[@aznpikachu215]

1:34 - Weast? What kind of compass are you reading lad?

[@killerxXtacoXx]

If you are under the age of 12 you will not be tried… if you aren’t… use the internet for something better than this

[@fredmagic09]

SpongeBob reference

[@danmessi8142]

​@@killerxXtacoXxwhat are you talking about?

[@j_emceee]

Found it at bikini bottom garage sale

[@raynellemccathern3018]

"I did???" Bruh.....

[@ThatsNotGaming]

Bruh lmao, drunk dude just got a freebie from God. Hopefully he doesn't take it for granted and throw his life away again smh.

[@Michellecici4]

The way I burst out laughing during that one part.... You're a great storyteller, Swooz

[@Nikkidafox]

As funny as this story is, *please* remember that drunk driving isn't a joke. Like, in a different world we could have lost one of our favorite content creators just because some idiot decided to go driving while hammered.

[@j_emceee]

This 👏

[@Lemniscate1502]

Another swoozie masterpiece

[@littlebacchus216]

The grim reaper be nappin' on that day. If you don't have a head injury and don't know how your car turned into a Temu Transformer... That's a wake up call!

[@UmmYeahOk]

Drunks are typically the ones that make it out alive. Had he hit Swoozie, Swooz would be dead right now, and not a scratch on the drunk. These drivers will wipe out entire families and walk away on their own two feet. I don’t know if it’s due to them not tensing up right before it happens, or what. And what’s worse is this guy will just go around telling people how not wearing a seatbelt saved his life. There are very very VERY rare cases where that happens, and usually it’s because of some fire, or moron monster trucking their SUV over some Miata. I hate how any car these days are essentially Miatas. Our full size family sedan is just as dwarfed when compared to these soccer mom mobiles.

[@Lillymu961]

This is one of those stories that are hilarious and horrifying at the same time. Hilarious for the sheer buffoonery of seeing Hollywood car stunts in real, everyday life and horrifying because you never want to actually encounter a driver like this in real life. Glad no one was seriously hurt.

[@Jadeykins]

LMAO WAIT THE DUDE FLIPPED OUT THE CAR? AHAHAHA

[@amgoneisdope]

LMAO TOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@dancingsun2]

That's insane omg, it's a miracle the driver was relatively unharmed.

[@itsalexclark]

I thought the kitten I found in a wheel well at a stop light earlier today was going to be the best car story I heard today.....

[@swoozie]

lol ok this actually made me lol

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

“I don’ know, the moon’s over there??” is the most accurate Mood of someone permanately never sure of which direction is anywhere

[@tsholofelosekgoro177]

"I DID?" had me dead.🤣🤣

[@Tiffany_Waiting]

Another swoozie masterpiece.

[@_PEZZYHL_]

-“YOU ON THE PHONE WITH THE COPS?”..🏃🏾‍➡️🏃🏾‍➡️😹😹😹-

[@karabeloleeuw4732]

Swoozie you too good of story teller to be making these short ahhh vids😭 Make em longer bro😔

[@Six3SixTay]

The crash was soo bad that that it turned the car from a R32 skyline to a Toyota Corolla….Sheeeshhh.😂😂

[@cronx6861]

I like how he appears out of nowhere confused and then goes over to his car observing like I did this?

[@ejoskid123]

1:30 "IDK the moon over there" had me DEAD🤣🤣🤣

[@kelg-ti7xb]

That man lost his car lost his license and your going to be the man to put the nail in the coffin 😭😂.

[@Krachbumm-Ente]

The phone call part was absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@KNGBSTY]

Ain’t no way bro walked up looked at his car then asked that STUPID ass question 😂😂😂

[@lego4virgo]

I dunno--sometimes, alcohol can be a hell of a drug...

[@KNGBSTY]

@@lego4virgo I drink and drive a lot a lot I know I shouldn’t. But I ain’t never been that drunk and that dumb all at the same time 😂😂 idk maybe I can handle my drink

[@lego4virgo]

@@KNGBSTY Yeah, but somehow, I can see this happening.

[@KNGBSTY]

@@lego4virgo I can too my only thought is… ofc it happened to swoozi of all people

[@lego4virgo]

@@KNGBSTY Right? This man leads an UNUSUAL life, that's all I'm gonna say.

[@macfresher11]

Buddy is really lucky that God hit the “ejecto seato” button for him

[@SpanishGarbo]

Shout out to that tweet at the end for being so patient.

[@ftr9451]

Saw the post notification and I had to stop everything and skrrrt here

[@MrReese]

"I am not the first on the scene, I AM the scene" - shows the video where dozens of cars on a busy highway pass him 😂.

[@alijahhamodeh-pulido3133]

Keep doing what ur doing brotha, ur videos make my day 😎

[@zenzas]

not even watched the thing bro 😭glazing is crazy

[@swoozie]

Thanks for watching! Got some heat behind the curtain for the next 2 vids. Don't miss!

[@mintreads6402]

That dude could of been playdoh, good job being the good Samaritan swooz.

[@OmogoloDanielMoralo]

1:15 "Bruh it was (makes autistic noises) end of fast and furious one he's Vin I'm Paul Walker" had me laughing like a silverback 🤣🤣

[@mikyahjackson6370]

im so glad everyone is okay . That could have been a completely different story.

[@Who1saiah]

Swoozie predicted the drake and kendrick beef🙏😭

[@WingZero761]

Swooz, as a fellow Florida native, you know the 70mph speed limit on the Turnpike is nothing more than a suggestion. Ain't no one care for it.

[@UndercoverTaco]

When you’re drunk you rag doll so indestructible to a certain extent

[@Nightfirefox1218]

“Bro were you ejected from the vehicle?” Took me tf out 💀😭

[@thewendysrat5370]

glad after 6 years sWooZie finally put that tweet at the end. Man of his word

[@CaptainCreature]

Jail time costs way more than an uber...believe that

[@serranoone9275]

Bro predicted the drake and Kendrick beef

[@_mint2787]

lol that's crazy buddy didn't even know what happened thas crazy bro just respawned

[@PavenMelody]

……………”Watchu mean….?” Lmao 😂

[@animeartist888]

As someone who frequently drives late at night, I very much appreciate the message of "just call that Uber" at the end. The worst part about driving drunk is exactly what you saw, Swooz. If a drunk driver hits another car, chances are pretty high that the innocent driver and/or their passengers will die or at least be permanently handicapped and disfigured. Meanwhile, the drunk typically walks away without a scratch. I cannot fathom why anyone would risk that guilt riding on their shoulders for the rest of their life.

[@brianartist8027]

Bless you Swooz. I needed this after the long day I had in math

[@plutonis6562]

I hope that dude is grateful he's still alive and didn't kill no one neither. Holy crap....

[@Brand0mize]

i love you and your stories bro! they are so fun and crazy lol

[@christianmgutierrez]

I was just binge watching ur videos lmao plus I listen to them while driving to have a good laugh

[@VSKickzz]

How swoozie predicted the rap beef between Kendrick and drake with Obama 😮

[@jerrytheterry8420]

Welcome back, your new mission this time is to use your creativity to create something. A drawing, a song poems, a video, anything.

[@U.S_Drifter]

He woke up like he skipped a cutscene.

[@gabbyjurado98]

"Northbound? Southbound?" "Shoot i dont know, the moon over there" 😂 best break down of in the moment

[@EXOTIC_FINDS]

Shout out to the guy who predicted the drake and Kendrick rap battle

[@dolphincrescent54]

This is why I don't want to drive, I KNOW I'd get wrecked a la SpongeBob driving style. Swoozie, THANK YOU for being one of the responsible drivers on the road! You're a credit to the highways.

[@cliffs9458]

Some people are crazy if they're driving fast like that.

[@irishbananamafia9728]

That dude got ejected from the car and walked up like it was nothing he might as well be invincible or a ghost 💀

[@snowstorm1189]

This is why you don’t drink and drive

[@FallenVixen93]

Man, it’s been a hot minute since I watched the Swoozie video and I forgot how much I love the sound effects

[@remymejia2771]

Love this video format no extra stuff just classic swoozie and funny story

[@graffiti_soul]

I’ve been subscribed to you for over a decade & the dialogue of the 911 phone call still caught me off guard 🤣

[@garugan]

This is the absolute most insane story you've told thus far

[@mikailhussain3775]

Loving the vocal sound effects

[@Squeekalong]

Man sets up the pins and doesn't bowl. (hope this came off as the ritz crackeriest thing I could say) Swoozzie I love it. keep up the today some fast and the furious vibes flashed in-front of me vibes going. Loved all of it.

[@val3433]

Love your videos!! 💖 I feel like I grew up on these lol

[@elizabethpeterson4784]

i love you swoozie been watching you since the 4th grade im a sophomore now. NEVER STOP POSTING

[@jurejure3372]

Always a good time when swoozie uploads

[@cullernow]

Love the sWooZie homemade sound effects ❤️😂

[@cressidasingh]

Ohhh god!!!!! That’s so scary!! I’m glad you alright bro!! That situation definitely could’ve gone worse 😢

[@IsabelReyes-ku6zu]

Leaving when you said you was on the phone with the cops is definitely a florida thinggg 😂

[@spokenpool9073]

I was wondering where you went😂😂😂my favorite KZbinr to be honest, keep it swoozie

[@kataryn]

at this point i feel like it's inevitable that some crazy shit is going down when you're on the scene

[@brandonmarshall767]

It's always a good day when sWooZie posts

[@cursedmoonx671]

Nahh I hear u on hold with da cops ima walk off too 😂😂

[@xavierwashington5408]

Ok but how do these drunk drivers get like 10% invincibility status, like how u flip a car in the air and just walk away, ever notice in drunk driving, and someone dies, it’s NEVER the drunk driver. Like bruh

[@notyouraverageyoutuber3172]

Its the drunk crashers that get the rest of us in trouble

[@Fenonity]

Good on you for helping out man

[@bhzonpc]

swoozie always make my day brighter

[@Ty-xb7dj]

Let’s talk about how sWooZie listens to the homie Harry Styles. You do real for that

[@kameo360fan]

'bro did you see it was like the end of fast and furious...' i bust out laughing

[@mario98730]

Not bro rolling up asking “what happened to my car 😭 Glad you and everybody on the road was safe Swooz

[@olivia6485]

Paramedics often advise you not to go and interfere in a car crash just in case you see anything…life scarring

[@skittykittylol]

"i did?" that took me OUT

[@xox.odessa.]

FINALLY another Swoozie video to brighten up the day 🙂‍↕️☀️❤️

[@RoTeNdO]

Damn... glad to hear he's alive. Sheeesh! I just bought my Dark Horse back in December and I've had so many cars (mostly other Mustangs) try to race me, flashing their lights. I'm like... bruh, if you caught me 20 years ago when I was younger, dumb, and little to no responsibility, it would be on! Insurance expensive these days, playa! lol

[@SmithReactions_]

SWOOOZIE IS BACKKKKK

[@dimgami]

I’m watching this while driving.

[@stateofhibernation]

Ayoo "i did?" Made me lose it 😂 thats wild

[@daith_izumi]

Thank God there’s people who don’t drive under the influence. I used to smoke with friends and we’d smoke in their cars, so when we started driving on the wrong side of the road I feared for my life so quick.

[@user-yb6dc5gn6n]

Bro i havent seen a swoozie video in YEARS bro😭!!

[@NStrdm22]

I like how the characters hairlines are always perfect

[@kingq234]

this actually great content i love it keep it up