When I tried this stuff years ago it made me paranoid. Seems not a lot has changed. Stalk Me: ig: / swoozie Art by: Bandit Thumbnail: Zeurel / zeurel Mystery Link: • Why you never leave ho...
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@tamiamoore24673 ай бұрын
Dasani will make you more thirsty than a Popeyes biscuit 😭
@idk_36043 ай бұрын
nah 7 days ago and bro got pinned
@Bitzypop18 күн бұрын
BRO WHY SI THER ONLY LIKE ONE COMMNET ??
@CloudRain-cu6bj7 күн бұрын
Fr also 200
@wan.gito60002 жыл бұрын
"I feel gooder than a mug" -Swoozie 2022
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
Broddie U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@ImJustMomo2 жыл бұрын
but hungrier than a hostage 😭😭
@YvngE142 жыл бұрын
Damn pinned already
@susengineer57672 жыл бұрын
"these dudes dont look normal, they look like plants"
@theholychurchofgog38482 жыл бұрын
“But I’m hungrier then a hostage” -Swoozie 2022
@ExploDjinn2 жыл бұрын
I really hope the people you interacted with at the park see this and have a moment of realization. This was a highly amusing story.
@thisjustin772 жыл бұрын
"highly"
@squeeli1232 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@darwin33152 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 nobody gives a shit
@Harakatheboye2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 aint nobody care dawg
@boogityhoo74522 жыл бұрын
@@darwin3315 i know that's right. You ain't told a lie yet today.
@Charity_moon2 жыл бұрын
I think it was the Dasani not the candy bro don’t drink that lol
@HelloHamburger2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that you are pinned and have 4 likes.
@HelloHamburger2 жыл бұрын
Did everyone watch/like a few days ago?
@pizzaisnice13852 жыл бұрын
@@HelloHamburger don’t hate
@roseyfirequeen3142 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@machine123e4562 жыл бұрын
Swoozie kinda stupid.... ngl
@rasengan15442 жыл бұрын
I Think its funnier to think that they were just letting Swoozie use the employee bathroom the whole time. And that's why employees kept coming in lol
@destineewilson1983 Жыл бұрын
Ayooo. Was he really high on autopoliet strolling into the employee bathrooms
@darthestar87917 ай бұрын
@@destineewilson1983Probably!!! 😅😂😅😂
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын
This dude has the wildest stories fr, he'll never run out of stories to tell his grandchildren
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
Yur U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@Fireclaw55882 жыл бұрын
@@26mic fuck up
@edsheeransleftnut86152 жыл бұрын
@@26mic Just seeing your thumbnails and titles made my laughter go away at the speed of light
@squeeli1232 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@TyleranimationsTheAnimater2 жыл бұрын
right
@XNDL442 жыл бұрын
Even while trippin balls this man still makes time to interact with fans. What a legend
@sternum62152 жыл бұрын
Omg tamama :,)
@XNDL442 жыл бұрын
@@sternum6215 Sgt Frog is a gem for comedy anime
@msthecommentator28632 жыл бұрын
Virgin: gets stoned and hurts people Chad: gets stoned and hugs people
@nickcabrera30872 жыл бұрын
Is it still considered tripping if its not a psychedelic though?
@jorgemendez59522 жыл бұрын
@@nickcabrera3087 no cause u don’t trip from non psychedelics, he was just extremely stoned
@pixiebubbles26282 жыл бұрын
I was 100% expecting that "candy" was like birth control or laxatives, not smelly grass 😂
@dogekovach5923 Жыл бұрын
Yea but it turns out to be high grass
@hihi-rp2uy Жыл бұрын
Same
@chernxbyl9140 Жыл бұрын
it’s weed not grass lmao
@deceptixnxflxve68 Жыл бұрын
@@chernxbyl9140 grass is a term for weed. 🙃
@Julia-ln5og Жыл бұрын
They make candy birth control?
@EudoxiaMysteries2 жыл бұрын
8:55 thanks for your impressive flush imitation
@swoozie2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been practicing. Thank u for noticing!
@squeeli1232 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@JohnSmith-np3cd2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 -.- shut
@theepicguy6506 Жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-np3cd fr tho
@Fluffycloudwithchees9 күн бұрын
@@squeeli123yeah same 👍
@StickyFangGaming2 жыл бұрын
Lesson of the day kids: Don’t eat candy that taste like dookie. This man almost opened his third eye 😂
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@sirsmoothbrain36282 жыл бұрын
@@26mic can u like not advertise your videos on someone else's content I get it, this dude's content makes your content look like garbage. Because it is. So can you just not
@VeryGoodEggs122 жыл бұрын
@@26mic you’re not as funny as you think
@squeeli1232 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@VeryGoodEggs122 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 I just love when I don’t see people like you in comment sections. It really makes my day
@msthecommentator28632 жыл бұрын
I was on the receiving end of a hard trip like this with my wife. She didn't get crazy, but she was in a total daze, forgot who she was, and even at one point asked me who *I* was. 😂 Best part? This was when we were still long distance dating, so all I could do was stay on the line while she slept it off. She passed out and I minimized the tab and played on the computer until about 3 am when she woke up much more sober. On the plus side, her dad told me he was mad impressed with my patience and support. 😎
@ObviousGoat26 ай бұрын
Yo I hope y’all I still together bro
@famg_films2 жыл бұрын
2:28 "How do you feel?" "heh hamujanejflsjauoirogoajdhgrrere yes i feel gooder than a mug."
@smbenga22 жыл бұрын
Swoozie was about to say the edible wasn’t doing anything, then Dr. Strange separated his physical and astral forms 😂
@thnzxc2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂👍
@squeeli1232 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@MaxCE2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 well looks like you aint getting them this time
@d3pthstrider2 жыл бұрын
Yesssirrrr
@MxCP112 жыл бұрын
Sent swoozie to the mirror dimension
@jasmine-eq3so2 жыл бұрын
there is no reason i should have been just as stressed as you were listening to this 🤣🤣
@MK.-.2 жыл бұрын
300 likes quite nice
@TonyStark-kd5ti2 жыл бұрын
999 likes.
@MK.-.2 жыл бұрын
@@TonyStark-kd5ti this was like a day ago now it already has 1k how-
@samuelhernandez44332 жыл бұрын
Bro I felt the same😭
@BradleyCooper26982 жыл бұрын
Family?
@michaeljensen82062 жыл бұрын
i really thought this was going to end by swoozie saying the reason he kept running into workers in the bathroom was bc he kept going into the employee bathrooms 😂
@kelbimckinley80422 жыл бұрын
HIGHLY recommend getting intoxicated and watching this. Makes it SO FUNNY 😂😂
@danielarsenault852 жыл бұрын
I NEED TO FIND THAT VIDEO of him in the table 😂
@michaelsager74962 жыл бұрын
Same
@BlueDog2412 жыл бұрын
If you do, lemme know. I gotta see that! 😅😆😆😆😆
@theE70402 жыл бұрын
Same
@someoneonyoutube15542 жыл бұрын
we all do
@MohammedMahdi80052 жыл бұрын
Whoever that employee was, if you see this video you gotta show us the video bro
@elissacousland442 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: *starstruck because they're seeing Swooz and they wanna keep an eye on him because they're excited* Swooz: *THEY'RE TRYNA ARREST ME*
@SS-qx1qx2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought!!
@him15172 жыл бұрын
Nah the bathroom thing is very weird
@fireruby1882 Жыл бұрын
Exactly🤣
@tedlleuschner31006 ай бұрын
Eminem is you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jaycchiefs9026 Жыл бұрын
11:19 “thats because its not your phone”😭 im smacked rn & this part sent me😂😂😂
@MasochisticMaiden2 жыл бұрын
I ate 5 of these “candies” and went to Santa Monica pier…it hit as soon as I passed the McDonalds leading to the entrance. I was tripping hard and decided to ride everything but it was like I was in a simulation, time moved super slow but I was so happy 😅✨ I ate what can only be described as the best funnel cake ever but I was just so aware of everything in this simulation. It was kind of like purgatory but I was pretty happy.
@nun_ya_bizz2 жыл бұрын
Paranoia hits hard with that stuff. As soon as I heard you question why the guy was in the restroom I knew it was only gonna get worse.
@fluffysl1p3rs24 Жыл бұрын
I’ll give u a phantom like cause I don’t wanna change the number
@xpertg5570 Жыл бұрын
Used to enjoy weed but it just started giving me anxiety so i just quit.....so much better just staying sober
@thestapler2 жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine doing edibles at an amusement park. Took a 50g gummi just chillin at home one weekend and that thing had me sinking into my furniture and seeing sound waves.
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear the
@WyvernRex20992 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Yes, yes you are
@afroman59182 жыл бұрын
The best kind of high
@nimbzclowd2 жыл бұрын
I took a 50g too. It had me on my ass the carpet felt hot and spikey and for some reason I kept on seeing the hamster from g-force lmao. Haven't taken any since
@jamesknik37532 жыл бұрын
My first time doing edibles I took 100mg and literally felt like I was falling through my bed and my vision was yellow
@megan87652 жыл бұрын
the way swoozie describes the paranoia is nothing short of accurate... i always come up with super crazy, super unlikely scenarios and convince myself thati'm going to jail.
@DrRiverWho2 жыл бұрын
The one time I met swoozie I could not stop talking about it all day. Like everyone at my workplace knew I was hyped that day. And he wasn’t even working in my direct section. I heard his name called and my head was on a swivel. Love your videos man!!! I did say hello and thank you and told him he was amazing.
@simeofficial2 жыл бұрын
YOURE WAY TOO FUNNY. Literally get me through my days my guy!
@RandomStreak-eo2 жыл бұрын
The video isn't even finished 😭
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me sweet
@nathan99012 жыл бұрын
@@26mic you've done nothing but say this for like all your comments. Stop self promoting bro nobody likes that
@nathan99012 жыл бұрын
@@meeper4927 delete your channel.
@squeeli1232 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@tourmaline96472 жыл бұрын
Man, the weed paranoid is real. One time I ate an edible at a friend's house and I could not go to the bathroom at all. Despite being physically in front of the toilet, I somehow kept thinking I was still sitting on the couch surrounded by people and was pissing my pants right there. That thing really messes you up. Damn, I can't imagine doing so much in such a public place lmaaao. Great story, man.
@bigfood20012 жыл бұрын
he is not talking about weed.. 😬
@Zark-Muckerberg2 жыл бұрын
@@bigfood2001 What is he talking about then, if you *know* the answer?
@bigfood20012 жыл бұрын
@@Zark-Muckerberg molly
@bigfood20012 жыл бұрын
@@Dontrolling naah! wide pupils, she was very worried (half a pill of emma could kill you!), his behaviour also fits the description.
@bigfood20012 жыл бұрын
@@Dontrolling idk, maybe it was weed. who knows. BUT the girl said half of this was enough, so i assume it was molly.
@thedapperdisneydude2 жыл бұрын
Omg, I feel so terrible for you, but at the same time I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Your stories never fail to make my day better! 😂 And lucky CM for recognizing you! If I ran into you at work I think I'd be too stunned to say anything XD
@KrazyCornEdits2 жыл бұрын
Your story telling is legendary. Thank you for bringing life to our lives :)
@Savagecookies72 жыл бұрын
With how expensive water is at theme parks he probably spent more on the water than the ticket
@will_99102 жыл бұрын
Which is so asinine. And it's regular water too. Nothing special about it.
@andrewquintero70262 жыл бұрын
@@will_9910 no theme parks usually change 3 to 5 dollars for a regular water bottle.
@LauraDyehouse2 жыл бұрын
Worked at king Island in Ohio and water is $4.95 after tax. I would always warn people before they got them. He no joke probably spend $50-80 on water
@andrewquintero70262 жыл бұрын
@@LauraDyehouse bro what the hell it have better have been a hot day or else they just got played like a fiddle who on earth wants to 50-80 dollars on water?!
@LauraDyehouse2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewquintero7026 a family of like 10 😅
@daughterofsarah27932 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that even under the influence Adande is a thoughtful awesome friend. Paranoid as ever and still thinking of others. I am curious though...if Dande ever had to get surgery and they put him under, I wonder what he would be like waking up.
@leg-end_0631 Жыл бұрын
Swoozy your videos make my days so much better, really appreciate what you do on her good work
@Creppycookies2 жыл бұрын
"Your candy tasted like doodo water" send me 😂😂😂😂 Man I was so stressed for you, ngl if I was in your situation I would've thought the same thing 😅😅😅 Mystery link tho 😂😭
@justalpha91382 жыл бұрын
This man is a walking, talking novel. You can't not love it. :)
@kiwi99212 жыл бұрын
Ikr 🤣
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me bro
@justalpha91382 жыл бұрын
@@26mic Please don't self promote
@squeeli1232 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@justalpha91382 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 Okay cool, but please don't self promote, subtle or not.
@jennyneon2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: _goes to the Theme Park._ *Few minutes later:* “I have made a severe & continuous lapse of my judgment...”
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@doeh.5432 жыл бұрын
Extrovert, you're becoming like Just Some Guy without a Mustache now because you're everywhere in the comments
@niaimani96422 жыл бұрын
I am CRYING, this was hilarious 😂🤣 Reminded me when something similar happened a while back. Somebody stopped by the house and was banging on the door (at almost MIDNIGHT) and my paranoid ass thought it was the cops coming to arrest me and my friends 💀😂
@butterfli17132 жыл бұрын
It’s me dying laughing as quietly as I can to not wake up everyone in my household. 🤣
@creamii70172 жыл бұрын
hold awn it just dawned upon me that as of today (edit: or yesterday ????), i’ve literally been watching u for 9 years,,,,,,, feels kinda surreal lol. i even remember the first vid i watched w my cousin back then. here’s to 9 more ig 🤸🏽♂️
@swoozie2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate u watching for years hommie! I’m still having so much fun each time I post too so hopefully it’s showing when u guys watch!
@SomepersonotheInternet2 жыл бұрын
Hi
@LeBeautiful2 жыл бұрын
never thought I'd watch a video and laugh so hard to the point I have the crackhead energy like sWooz on here..
@boogityhoo74522 жыл бұрын
@@swoozie it definitely is showing homie. You have such an awesome energy every video and it shows even though we only hear your voice .
@RileysWatching2 жыл бұрын
Omfg same tho 😂
@Colex_ponder2 жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate the effort swoozie does in this videos✌️
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me dawg
@swoozie2 жыл бұрын
Thanks hommie- multiple uploads this month. Lot of new shenanigans inbound
@Kaiden-92262 жыл бұрын
@@swoozie thanks for the content over the years
@spoons76492 жыл бұрын
@@26mic SHH
@bjrottinghaus60332 жыл бұрын
@@swoozie Let's go!! hype is real
@willow42042 жыл бұрын
Wow you’re animation quality over the years gets better and better….. love your vids also I am still Shook at the fact that you ate MULTIPLE OF THOSE GOT DAMN YOU A G
@LBoogie492 жыл бұрын
I can completely relate! Years ago, I ate brownies with “stuff” and it made me suuuper ‘noid. I thought my friends were in the other room whispering about me , IRL - they were speaking in a Normal tone BTW 😂😂😂…..Love the animated dilated pupils! It’s allllll in the details baby! I needed this laugh today! This was amazing!
@BrianTheGoblin2 жыл бұрын
Being the person who's tripping? No fun. Being the person watching the person tripping? Wild. Hearing the story later? Always the best part.
@straightupdylan2 жыл бұрын
"I ain't going back to jail. I did my nickel, I ain't going back" bro this is sooooo iconic
@Gallity2 жыл бұрын
This is the WORST story to listen to when you’re sick with a cold because my sides hurt from LAUGHING AND WHEEZING SO MUCH! Your humour is gold tier 😂
@rosiegracewilson2 жыл бұрын
this had me CRYING I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud sm at a vid been watching u forever love u thanks
@aznpikachu2152 жыл бұрын
If Swoozie ever becomes a grandpa, he'll tell good stories.
@goldenwolf24622 жыл бұрын
Tell us a story grandpa *searches his KZbin channel* grab some popcorn kids
@marycooper4706 Жыл бұрын
You will you will wait which newbie
@robertwolfgan Жыл бұрын
I wish I could be there tbh
@lita3132 жыл бұрын
Oh Swoozie. I learned from being friendly with stoners, NEVER EVER, eat candy or ANYTHING that you find. Always ask.
@daytodream43912 жыл бұрын
Yesss, finally another swoozie video!! This helps me procrastinate and feel good abt it-
@TheXavierClark12 жыл бұрын
She chose a theme trip over your health...that's gotta be your best friend forever ever 5:37 I noticed that camera pop up at top of the screen. Wasn't there before lol
@TimeBucks2 жыл бұрын
This is funniest theme park story I ever heard.
@sleepwalker26492 жыл бұрын
swooz describing the paranoia perfectly - it sorta ramps up the more high you get until you peak….. the bathroom sensor “detecting substances” got me😂
@WeeeAffandi2 ай бұрын
What was the sensor for ?
@liahdelgado70102 жыл бұрын
I love you swoozie you make me laugh so much on just the random stuff that happens to you
@irishbananamafia97282 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for a story we’re you get absolutely fried, and this episode does not disappoint
@SiO2yballs2 жыл бұрын
Ok, real talk though, that made so much sense. I was like agreeing, nodding like: “yeah, they’re watching you bro, you gotta go”
@coachswag89562 жыл бұрын
im still tryna find out why the employees were all up in the bathroom with them, maybe they were narcs maybe they were superfans we may never know
@R4yj4ck2 жыл бұрын
Title: Worst theme park trip ever Thumbnail: swoozie kneeling next to a toilet Me: Aw, did he get food poisoning? That always sucks. Me five minutes later: Oh this is much more hilarious.
@oreokush53932 жыл бұрын
This video eloquently describes the rollar coaster that is my life perfectly. Thank you Swoozie. Rasta gang.
@DelDS1158 ай бұрын
“So I says to her, I says” love that I watched it a million times
@texasbutter13412 жыл бұрын
I like how sometimes he immediately gets into the story with no intro at all.
@seamonkey022 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much I had tears coming out of my eyes. You tripping in public and in an amusement park must be wild. Thank you mom for teaching me to ask before taking any food from someone if it's not offered.
@damotoneko1500 Жыл бұрын
I'm dying! This was hilarious, Swoozie 🤣
@KewonteThomas2 жыл бұрын
I watched every video and I'd have to say this was the funniest one yet 😂 comedy gold
@4nimeJax2 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most... *sWooZie RETURNED*
@swoozie2 жыл бұрын
Trying hard to be the hero Gotham deserves. Just want to make u and the rest of the citizens proud!
@4nimeJax2 жыл бұрын
@@swoozie Batman can't protect us till March, but you're here for us today 😤 sWooZie: 1 Dark Knight: 0
@sheenacakes2 жыл бұрын
crying on valentines day. swoozie always know how to cheer me up at the perfect times.
@mackeym102 жыл бұрын
hope you doing better
@anjoleesaavedra25962 жыл бұрын
I hope you are feeling better
@sheenacakes2 жыл бұрын
@@mackeym10 thank you
@sheenacakes2 жыл бұрын
@@anjoleesaavedra2596 thank you
@jeffdaigle54872 жыл бұрын
Damn I can relate so much with you bro. I'm so glad I found your channel. Fan for life bro. Take care
@BlackVeganTravels2 жыл бұрын
I had this experience with "stuff" at a theme park and this is too accurate 🤣🤣
@l3gallyemo2 жыл бұрын
“Friend girl” is just iconic.
@blurby3962 жыл бұрын
Swoozie getting high at a park is one interesting story
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
Brother U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@blurby3962 жыл бұрын
@@26mic U know what else is entertaining and totally not annoying? You advertising in Swoozie’s comment section and annoying commenters, get yo ass out of here
@VirtualDonkey398 ай бұрын
If there’s one thing I learned from watching swoozies videos, it’s that anytime you asked someone about their love life and they say it’s complicated, you want nothing to do with it.
@SlumdoggVII2 жыл бұрын
Omfg bro🤣 this is my new favorite Swoozie video if all time I didn't stop laughing I fkn love u man 😅
@AdamHolland-Adz2 жыл бұрын
This girl keeps asking him what's wrong and if he's alright, when he CLEARLY IS NOT. You know what happened girl! He had _the stuff._ You said you'd get him outta there, but noooo, keep riding the rides.
@Artryom2 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty safe to assume she meant if he starts convulsing? Whatever the term used for an OD-ish reaction or something…
@AdamHolland-Adz2 жыл бұрын
@@Artryom That may be true, but Swoozie was _clearly_ showing signs of paranoia and hyperactivity that should have gotten her concerned. The way Swoozie portrays her in the story is just kind of... silent about it all. It could be exaggerated a bit for the comedy of the video, but I still think this..
@Artryom2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamHolland-Adz The Hyperactivity should be fine honestly, must've been a regular effect of whatever the edible was and the paranoia, the way he described it was sort of... Quiet about it all, sort of internal paranoia and not "I'm gonna go on a murder spree cuz you all against me!" so little to worry about getting him help from a medical professional type. He probably came out a bit chill but honestly, the only thing that should've been worrying to her was him asking for more basically... It was kind of dumb, I agree, for her to give it to him but alotta trust in him? Inexcusable of a reason but definitely could explain why she gave the bag to him I guess. It was definitely exaggerated since he's telling this story from his perspective, aka the man that's outta it at that moment, so a few things had to have been exaggerated majorly. But idk much so maybe you're the smart one here.
@TK-wk4hs2 жыл бұрын
Bro it’s edibles, worst that will happen is hell have a panic attack… legit all he’s gotta do is go home and chill lmao
@MindOfSheesh2 жыл бұрын
@@TK-wk4hs Facts, or you could end up like me and cry in the corner of your bedroom because your paranoid as hell, thinking you’re about to die because you ate to much edibles. 💀
@fruitbythefoote2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's only allowed to call pot "stuff" because we live in a relentless hellscape where drugs have to be treated like scary evil monsters.
@jinglebunnie83672 жыл бұрын
When addiction is a factor. Definitely it’s a scary evil monster.
@friendly-days61382 жыл бұрын
@@jinglebunnie8367 when addiction is a factor misinformation is the worst thing that can happen. Gotta stop pretending these things dont exist, and stop having bias towards drugs
@jinglebunnie83672 жыл бұрын
@@friendly-days6138 right I don’t have a bias, was just saying if In someone’s case they are addicted- it can be scary and evil. Otherwise if not and if the person is happy and healthy physically and mentally while using and if it helps them in anyway then so be it, great for them.
@thefinalvalley2 жыл бұрын
Maybe cause drugs are bad for you, ever think about that?😂 Even just weed and alcohol is bad for your brain. They aren’t treated unfairly they are treated just how they should be.
@raikaru02 жыл бұрын
@@thefinalvalley why are you trying to make weed and alcohol seem equivalent?
@owlover24372 жыл бұрын
I find it slightly funny that your friend girl kept asking you what was wrong, when clearly you were high out of your mind with her gummies lol
@stoneyboy2789 Жыл бұрын
ive been waiting for this story i love you swoozie
@ComicalRealm2 жыл бұрын
"Life is like going to a theme park, it has it's ups and downs. But it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride. Just be positive" - Master Oogway
@sadcrab91252 жыл бұрын
"What? I never said that!" - Abraham Lincoln
@chrystiecastillo2932 жыл бұрын
Swooz you are the master storyteller. Thr very first time I saw you was 10 years ago Diary of an Ex-Disney employee and I have been hooked ever since. I admire you for your realness, sincerity and integrity. Thank you for being you and sharing your experiences with the world!
@davidvillarreal32262 жыл бұрын
Within the first two seconds of him saying the candy tasted bad and then being gummies I was like oooohhhhh noooooo. Especially he’s starving, you’re def going on a trip if not a bad one. 🤭😱😬
@unknownfromb85422 жыл бұрын
Mans said "They GOT her; they ain't bout to get ME." You're the best, Swoozie XD
@Ahmad__Muslim2 жыл бұрын
“I am hungrier than a hostage”- Swoozie 2022.
@jackwilber69782 жыл бұрын
It’s always a good day when swoozie posts
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me fam
@chidaluokoro91042 жыл бұрын
Yep
@davidvillarreal32262 жыл бұрын
I’m a minute and half in and I can tell this is going to be one of the most entertaining vids he’s ever done. ✨Gold ✨
@herc76292 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anybody this paranoid in my life, this was hilarious
@squishprince2 жыл бұрын
I legit don’t think I’ve watched your videos in years… watching this felt like I never skipped a beat. You had me cracking UPPPP the WHOLE video just like when I was a kid man!! I admire you so much since you were one of the first people I seen that looked like me on this platform as a kid. Made my whole day to see you again after so long. I’m noti gang now fam, need the Swooz level comedy back in my life lol. Thank you SO much for still being here and being one of my first favorite black internet creators!! ❤️❤️❤️
@Lycan42 жыл бұрын
"This candy tasted like dookie." Me: Hm... either that was expired candy, in which he's gonna be hugging a toilet soon, or that was a bag of edibles. "That candy had stuff in it, and it's strong." Me, who also once made the mistake of having too many edibles at one time: ... Oh, this is gonna be a good one.
@EstoyPensando2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. I was like either he’s gonna have explosive diarrhea the whole day, or he’s going to be tripping the whole day
@jacquesbrock19932 жыл бұрын
this is bout the funniest video you have ever made and I've been watching your videos for 9 years
@logandehaven8537 Жыл бұрын
That drunk laugh and I feel Gooder than a mug, that cracked me up
@Joshua264342 жыл бұрын
Man this edible ain't shit Random Guy:"Swoozie!!" *Regular Show Theme Starts."
@RECEPTOR172 жыл бұрын
That is one of the funniest and best impersonations of a perpetually flushing toilet I've heard. 😂 Oh Swoozie, you poor soul. There were some very high Alligators in the sewer that evening.
@amiruiz93022 жыл бұрын
Duuude I hate that inner dialogue , I always be scaring myself like one time I took an edible at a show in the middle of nowhere and the cops showed up & I started crying thinking they were there to arrest me & we left the show and went to a nearby lake to see if the show was gonna keep going or get canceled & I kept telling myself that the zodiac killer was lurking around there by the lake & I cried again lmfaoo anyways LOVE U SWOOZIE
@Robin-rn7ip2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved the video man! Was high watching this too haha
@brady93262 жыл бұрын
“dat feel gooder than a mug” got me rolling 😭💀
@mozzqueen962 жыл бұрын
This was the best way to start my day. Never change swooz. Your energy in storytelling is unreal
@Scrimblescromble25 күн бұрын
This is hilarious 💀 this is awful but this is fr what a paranoid episode is like, thanks for givin some laughs about it
@unicorndreamer8361 Жыл бұрын
I subscribed because this video was so funny. The last part about pennywise got me! 😂❤️
@theadventurerstyle93062 жыл бұрын
This is funniest theme park story I ever heard. I laughed so hard too many times on video. Thanks Swoozie for making another great video
@piritosvajas26122 жыл бұрын
There are three kinds of people: 1.The friend of everybody 2.The silent Observer 3.Florida man And you were all of them in that day.
@16SoulFlux2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, getting that huge of a dose will reeeaaallly get you paranoid. I'm glad you're ok, Swoozie!
@amcheeze67822 жыл бұрын
And that ladies and gentlemen is what is called a weed overdose. You don't die. But SWEET LORD (can) you get paranoid.
@sillyphillygirl2 жыл бұрын
I almost popped blood vessels laughing so hard at this. You never disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SoniasWay2 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how much efforts he put into his videos to entertain us
@26mic2 жыл бұрын
Sis U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@de_rby2 жыл бұрын
the super sayian “yoooo my boy” has me ROLLING 1:44
@Xcritical_10 Жыл бұрын
My family think am crazy cause i have never laughed so hard on a Something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣keep doin what you're doing man love it🤣🤣.