Dry Bar Double Feature - Alex Velluto

Dry Bar Comedy prodly presents another Dry Bar Double feature, this week featuring Dry Bar favorite Alex Velluto. With Both of his Dry Bar Comedy specials included in this Dry Bar Double feature, comedy fans are sure to hear something they'll enjoy. Whether it's comparing chivalry to horses, or being confused about why we like college sports, these comedy specials from Alex Velluto are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@danforesman2627]

I think I'm going to comment twice about how good this guy is. Maybe the second time people will notice.

[@desilyrics9267]

I didn't even notice the 2nd time

[@wakenow7612]

Youre crazy

[@byzantinex]

Is it identical?! 😳 Did they do that on purpose?! 🤦‍♂️

[@TheMinaghobrial]

This guy is hilarious 😂

[@danforesman2627]

Well the definition of insanity doesn't mean you are alone

[@toymomofthree7870]

Seriously underrated comedian! He is freaking hilarious!!

[@AlexVellutoComedy]

I couldn't agree with you more.

[@gardenbun]

What a unique and thoughtfully funny comedian. He touched on so many potentially-sensitive topics with intelligence and humor and struck a delicate balance that only a rare few could achieve.

[@MajorieRoyal]

Agreed

[@dilemmaedm]

Well said. Very true

[@michellebarnhill5130]

I am listen to his show right now. I'm laughing so much, this man is so funny!!

[@josephculmer4584]

Very accurate description of this funny funny man.

[@brandongrimmett480]

@@MajorieRoyal Ljjjj

[@IvanTheGreat615]

“Looks like you missed a period” … I about died ROFL!!!!!! I love this guy!!

[@LynnMTHA]

Lol, appreciated he gave credit for the "outta the pool" line. I loved the Bill Cosby albums as a kid.

[@leereeves9435]

I got to see Alex at the Dry Bar Comedy show in Tempe AZ a few weeks ago. He's one of my favorites.

[@teecee3346]

I was there too. 😀

[@oumerisha]

Wow, dude is fantastic! So much better than most of the NetFlix specials

[@frankG335]

This guy is different and smart! He stands out from the others and has such refreshing ideas and new takes on things.

[@leannaconda5859]

"Little Caesar's is the prostitute of pizza!" That killed me! He was so passionate 😂

[@lynnkraft6047]

S. Oxfxzofsifo Ahh lox I CC Zofzifi red stirufrr

[@copcuffs9973]

Lol @16:44 Stuffed crust double pepperoni $10 & 👍👍

[@notsure1969]

I'd like a Hot n Ready for 5 dollars, please.

[@donnahampton3632]

Alex is amazing! First of all, his voice is unique, which is a great feature for a stand up artist. Then, he has developed the amazing skill of walking right up to the line of being inappropriate and not stepping over it. So funny!

[@mrhighjynx]

His voice is that way because he is clearly a homosexual - when you’re feminine yet male…that’s how they like to speak. Is this new to you or????

[@j.michaeljefferson60]

@Genesis Gunn until he sings, then family guy Chris got it hands down 👇

[@andsprite3034]

@@mrhighjynx please tell me you're joking. He clearly stated his sexual preference in his routine. Are you new to his stand-up, or...???

[@sstanford1331]

​@@andsprite3034Its been a year. let it go

[@donnahampton3632]

Alex and his wife, Annalise Velluto, have a precious little boy.

[@frankG335]

"Opinions are dumb. You shouldn't have them. That's my opinion."

[@frankG335]

Interesting how much more confident he seems in the second part, and more passionate, and it makes him funnier.

[@marionholtzmann6872]

This guy is so good, I find myself rewatching him again and again. Very talented, great writer and great story telling! 👍🏻

[@isacece1334]

He's very smart...he's great!

[@1gman547]

You need to get out more. People laugh at all those comments. He sucks. No punt intended.

[@roxybot9840]

He is hilarious, the little caesars joke was so funny, i almost had to pull my car over

[@theoriginalloveandteavarie4285]

He’s funny and he comes down everybody’s street🤣😂

[@sherryclark6691]

Love this guy, one of the best dry bar comedies! So funny

[@JesusLovesU0777]

Sherry Clark is cute!

[@SmoothBrain23]

ALEX, YOU'RE FRIGGIN INTELLIGENTLY HILARIOUS!!!!!

[@JesusLovesU0777]

This guy is a diamond in the rough.

[@dragonlordd7894]

I had to pause just so I could breath. How have I not heard of this man before. 😅

[@marirose19]

I have a debilitating chronic illness & keep dozing off while listening & am still waking up laughing so hard. Hilarious. 🤣

[@vanakistler3950]

I really like this guy. Some guys you just smile and nod along with them but this guy makes me laugh out loud.

[@caroldonovan3089]

Me too! I was hysterical in bed watching him and this wasn’t the first time I saw this special! 😂

[@annegeeraerts1669]

Alex is a trip! I absolutely love him!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😁😆🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@alyssarodriguez8173]

oh my gosh this guy the best! His jokes were delivered in a way to make you laugh over and over again. Even though some of them could be offensive in today's culture, they sure made me laugh!

[@thomasbarlow4223]

I like this guy he's got good stuff he's pretty funny and original

[@TheLeoTV]

Best comedian I`ve heard in years!

[@stubbsmusic543]

What a solid and intelligent act! Unique and incredibly funny! The punctuation joke alone, "Missed her period." Brilliant.

[@Tribecasoothsayer]

Alex nailed it on every joke!

[@jillybean4899]

Alex is funny! It’s 130 am , I was out walking my dogs, listening to DBC and laughing out loud..hard laughing. My 2 favorites in life…dogs and funny people💜

[@tempesttking5715]

😇

[@marionholtzmann6872]

I’ve watched this guy over and over again, his comedy material is very clever and well thought out. He’s very funny and original.

[@kimkistler3370]

First time hearing Alex Velluto,,he is hilarious!!!!

[@amxadbhai4401]

He is hilarious 👌🏾 Not a single curse word. Genuinely funny dude. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@chrisperrywv]

First time here? 😉

[@sammeyphammey349]

Comics are not allowed to use profanity or be dirty in their sets

[@sammeyphammey349]

Comics are not allowed to use profanity or be dirty in their sets at dry bar. The worst a comic has said was “hell”

[@larrylane9872]

Your a mighty fine comedian Alex!!

[@remcomettrop6366]

this guy is so good! Had an awesome time with this special!

[@gordjennings]

gee, what a brilliant idea. Let's put two identical sets back to back.

[@ChillPill7777777]

They weren't identical. Guess you didn't watch them both.

[@gordjennings]

@@ChillPill7777777 you have the memory of a gold fish

[@kerradeph]

They're not identical, but yeah there's a lot of retold jokes in the second set.

[@avianna7738]

I was gonna say the same thing. Putting two sets together that begin in exactly the same way is obnoxious and uncreative. At least cut the repeated material ffs.

[@dgkboarding123]

@@ChillPill7777777 Plenty of recycled content

[@cherie9928]

Alex, You are Such a HOOT!- Lol!! I've Liked Every Show,+ have listened to them Many Times!,I watch you whenever I can't sleep or quiet my mind to Rest...And Before I Know it- My Cheeks & Stomach Hurt from laughing So Hard!... OH,not cute Lady laughs but Loud Belly Laughs With Gusto (and a few Snorts if i get hysterical!) Alex dear,you Always Brighten my Day! You're Brilliant!! Best of Luck Always~

[@notsure1969]

This guy had me in stitches, man! The Little Caesar's bit was spot on.

[@happygirlintheworld]

"Resting Dexter face" 😂😂😂

[@godislove9307]

Dude is BRILLIANT! Loved it, Alex!

[@keelypack2735]

I love Alex’s voice. I love his humor.

[@ainimuis1106]

'It just the cake that I have' lol

[@heidi681]

Hi Alex, thank you for the laughs, you are a fun guy. I don't understand why you're lonely. You have a cute teddy bear vibe, like a good cuddler. Best wishes on meeting a woman that sees your positive traits.❤️

[@jaimecoutanche5977]

He's joking.. you fell for it....so....he's successful

[@FigaroHey]

No man likes to be told he's a cuddly teddy-bear type.

[@firefly4704]

@@FigaroHey Why?

[@saelmar]

He is married. Maybe this is an older video…or just part of his set

[@grannybntnsouthernlove2205]

Hes just getting better every new clip I see! Fast becoming one of my favorites

[@KaiLucasZachary]

It’s not laugh out loud every single second type of comedy, but the intelligent jokes are so on point.

[@manstyle1]

Yeah you nailed it, he's funny and enjoyable.

[@danielaattisano1831]

Absolutely great!

[@MichelleDespres]

My horse can legit 100% open his stall door and escapes constantly.

[@LoveyourzAF]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LoveyourzAF]

Not sure why im so relieved to hear this.

[@heavnxbound]

Mine as well 😂 He’s so cute when he fiddles with the handle and then looks at me when I notice, and goes back to trying to open it.

[@meaganlewis6077]

My goats just damaged the fencing so they could come and go as they pleased One neighbor complained they were getting into her yard/garden but I was home most days and they were always in our yard when we came home Then one day my hubby called to say he was coming home so I stepped out on our porch to see our dog sleeping by the porch, goats eating in my neighbor's yard Dogs head pops up, barks, all goats heads pop up and then they run to the fence, form a single line, go under the fence, this is when I hear my then hubbies SUV coming up the road The goats then ran to their pen and the dog went to the gate to greet dad Boy was I mad The neighbor was right all along

[@stevenwelk1901]

Even the girls in my dreams just want to be friends.

[@beccaa.8828]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@macysreyous690]

☠️☠️☠️ ouchhh

[@1991danar]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@metallboy25]

Wemen want a man other men want to be, and other women want to f*ck

[@AizenIsKubo]

And when you don't want to be with women, you are insulted. Society needs to be okay with men choosing to be single. Same for women that want to be single. Then the rest can just chase each other all they want. Japans got the right idea. 40% of millennial men don't give af about trying to get a girl.

[@EnergyMedicineAlice]

Alex's housing hunting and dating joke are out of sight. My favorite is the Italy joke. Keep it up, Alex!

[@reginagraves9767]

Love this guy!

[@amberwinterbottom7792]

Had me rollin the WHOLE time!

[@queenvictoriaii6772]

I can listen to this over and over again!!!

[@ohnoitisnt666]

Brilliant comedian.

[@shaunmichael2503]

The funniest thing is McDonald's has a menu in braille in drive thru. The sign is on the drive thru window. Lmao. I asked the lady why they have a braille menu and she didn't have an answer. I really think she just didn't know what braille even was. Hahaha

[@cristolcarol9710]

😂 I was about 23 before I finally understood the cake metaphor, too. And immediately thought it was stupid😂

[@elisekrentzel27]

You’re terrific. Couldn’t stop laughing the entire set. Dry and intelligent. Thanks. 😂😂😂

[@CCANUEL1]

Me too

[@abbymartin554]

Observational humor at its finest. You know how to push the envelope but somehow in a way that gets us all to laugh at ourselves. Thank you Alex! 👍

[@kumuluskld]

So hilarious, thank you!! Really appreciate that there is no bad language. To me, that is the mark of a gifted comedian, when they can be funny w no foul language. I had DVRd a Kevin Hart special, but couldn't listen to 5 minutes of it. Seemed like every third word was foul. That gets old real fast. Well done, Alex, very, very well done 👏👏👏 *Standing O*

[@wyabat4944]

One of the comedians I've listened to again and again so I already know the punch lines but still crack up when he gets to it😆😆😆

[@MycoMoat]

This guy is awesome!!

[@brettblute7739]

I totally lost my mind when Alex said, "The sphincter, the most German part of the body!" That in itself creates a fist full of jokes.

[@mihiriweerasena]

The best!!!!

[@brazilisforreal]

Always rewatch it when need a laugh. Thanks, man.

[@TirelessGaming]

He's hilariously offensive. 😆

[@jbyepitsme4330]

🤣😂Loved his stand-up! Super funny keeps you laughing beginning to end Lol😂

[@shaec3405]

For the record, I'm a mom, I don't eat meat, and I love to debate. AND HE'S SPOT ON! HAHAHAHA. I Would Pay Cash Money to go see him live. He's Hilarious.

[@neilhaverly4117]

Your bit on chivalry brings a whole new meaning to the phrase of save a horse and ride a cowboy lol

[@catmandont100]

My favorite Mexican comedian.

[@FarmingCityOne]

I like the fact that Dry Bar gives us 1.5 hours of comic, however if they are going to do the same comic I feel the comic should have new material. Otherwise I am just listening to a rerun. Thank you Dry Bar for brining us Alex he dose have some great material. I could not help but laugh out loud when he told the joke with the punch line , she missed her period.

[@Jeff-xu5pd]

Llllllllll

[@Jeff-xu5pd]

Pplp

[@Jeff-xu5pd]

Lp

[@nodnarbstreams4984]

I had the same issue, I get that they do the whole double feature thing on their youtube channel but why bother when it's pretty much the exact same set on a different night?

[@rochelleauge6734]

The second set has new material if you can listen, you will here a few gems. His marathon joke second set made me giggle, 4th of July and Other jokes I may have missed from the first set.

[@sallykrouth5714]

You are not icky as you are hilariously funny. Great comedian that's what you are.

[@withgoddess7164]

That's a back handed compliment. 😝

[@cherylhunt9657]

😂Humor to be really good must be intelligent and something to which people can relate. Alex's show knocks both of these way out of the park! I would not mind listening to him ALL DAY!!!

[@Si74l0rd]

Live, laugh, meth. That cracked me up, it's like Keep calm and carry on, it can be twisted so easily.

[@kjaubrey4816]

Oddly enough, I ran karaoke at a funeral once. I did it for free. The guy came to my show and explained that his adult son had died and he wanted to sing a song for him at the end of the service. I showed up early and set up behind a curtain and then the father surprised everybody by singing his son's favorite song at the end. One of the stranger shows I ever did.

[@patrickmorrissey2271]

This guy is a genius..... And, I daresay, his comments about lonely people, are NOT wrong......

[@dorianodet8064]

Just for the Chivalry joke (which was very good). In French a horseman is a "Cavalier". A "Chevalier" is a knight. Knight in France were a bit like Samurai in Japan, at the core it's about being a noble and a soldier, but there was also a very strict code of honor and conduct which included how to treat women.

[@dereka5037]

That Pizza sketch was gold

[@BloodyClash]

Actually loved the marathon joke...int its full length 😁😁😁

[@tomorrowmely3624]

He is just great! Funny and smart.

[@mikeyh0]

The slow build up in the first set was extraordinarily professional. His skewed views are refreshing and never fail to hit the mark. I thought that at any second he was going to blow it because he seemed to be teetering on the brink of stumbling over a line. A great ride.

[@thearamsay9578]

I just want to say that I am very pleased that this guy can be hilarious without using profanity. I don’t have a problem with a well placed cuss word here and there, but a steady stream of it gets old pretty fast. And sometimes comics who don’t use profanity don’t seem to know how else they can make people laugh and so their comedy is fairly lame in my humble opinion. But this guy really has it. He’s clean-cut and concise and very funny.

[@tordyclark]

Dry Bar, Dry.

[@VineetontheBeat]

Bravo Alex! This was very well prepared and executed. 10/10

[@missbrazil528]

He was too good. I laughed from the beginning to the end lol

[@rochelleauge6734]

He adds props during the second set… It’s worth some repeat jokes. Especially the drop it like it’s hot.😂

[@mznaeture]

Father of my food baby 😆 omg I'm married to MANY foodstuffs 😂

[@Rosie_C]

One of my younger brothers was in that stage of life... he had graduated college, gotten a good job, “found” the girl he was going to marry... and one of my friends asked him how he was doing? “Livin’ the dream!” To which she responded, “you live in your parents basement with 2 of your brothers [who are also in their 20s]!!” 😆 Lol, my brothers were just wise about money and saved up and came out of college with little or no debt! And they all are out of the basement, now..

[@nicolem3215]

I'm Kenyan and I can confirm that I got it as soon as you said marathon

[@CCANUEL1]

SO FUNNY and Correct at the same time!!!!!!!!!! LMAO Thank you! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeh.7499]

Thanks!

[@timg3679]

Some comedians here are really above expectations, and this guy is one.

[@deborahlepage1789]

...I remember being in the drive thru ATM and noticing all braille instructions.

[@teemmm538]

I always gasp then hold my breath.....when someone says "I don't mean to be racist but" .......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shaungilroy9382]

He always makes me belly laugh, he's great 😂😂

[@nateganz]

WøW!!!, that WAs HILARIOUS¡!¡ I am STįLL CRYING!!! LoVED it!!!, L0VED IT!!!, L°VED IT!!!

[@maj219]

First time hearing this Guy and I must say that I am very impressed by Him he is really Good and Funny through out the whole set, I'm definitely going to search for more of his performances what a Great Comedian Bravo Alex 👏 and Thank You so much for the entertainment may God continue to Bless you in your future as well.

[@amandaflood6843]

Haven't heard anything this clever in a long time! Just one thing after another! Hahahahaha

[@1DaTJo]

I don’t laugh easily but this guy definitely cracked me up.

[@noplacelikehome9116]

My new favorite comedian, soooo funny! I laughed so hard! If I ever get a chance to see him in person, I want a front row seat. He's hilarious!

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

What a gem! Very smart guy, his jokes are amazing, fresh, intelligent and original and you can also learn sth. After 37 min is mostly the same jokes but there are some new ones.

[@fishingpinky3165]

Alex need his own special on Netflix! Love to you Alexjk

[@BattleAxeRX]

Alex slays. I want to see more! A netflix special???

[@yelliewalker7929]

I love his first base. I wonder, what's the other bases? Lol

[@rabbitss11]

A thoughtful comedian! I think this bloke's pretty good, most of his jokes hit and they're all coming from a clever, unexpected angle