Politically Incorrect Doctors. Danny Johnson - Full Special

[@roguecyphernetwork2938]

A Comedian that can actually make you laugh out loud is a good Comedian. "Chusky" Johnson was up to the task. Worth the watch.

[@neillconroy2183]

Chusky Johnson should be Boorish, not Danny. I admit that he came up with the name, but it really, really hits Himself, the British PM.

[@reneeskutt7064]

I love DryBar! The comedians are topnotch and consistently funny. The humor is clean and each act stands on its own. I often share DryBar with my friends. Quality stuff! A big thank you for making me laugh in an uncertain world!

[@denasharpe2393]

Because we surely need to have something to keep us away from the news!!

[@victoriaadeniji2050]

Well said! :) they are clean and I love that about them. It is so hard to find nowadays.

[@izabelazielak8963]

Diese fiese Lacher...ich vermute alle zahlen mit falsch Geld?!i:/)))

[@kristianknelsen9416]

I mean dirty jokes with comedians aren’t always bad but it’s nice to have fully clean comedians

[@dverygrateful1]

Not all

[@ferengiprofiteer9145]

Dry Bar Comedy is a "must have" on your subscribed list. Good, clean, funny! THANK YOU! The most pleasant way to get ahead of commercials on Dish TV.

[@walterstanford8162]

It's clean because one of there rules is your not allowed to cuss

[@nancyhowell4505]

@@walterstanford8162 And I'm sooo happy for that! One place of clean comedy in the vastness of the Internet.

[@VickiGagliardiLLC]

I am dying at the rice cake and plain yogurt bit! 🤣😂😅😆

[@wendykarle3114]

Yep

[@rebeccapaquette9203]

I don't want to brag, but I can still fit into the same size earrings I wore in high school.

[@DJ_NY718]

😂😂😂

[@iowegian7496]

11mo. later, but that was funny 😊

[@caroler01]

That is funny.

[@caseygroves]

Good delivery. You’ve just created your first joke in a larger show (that’s a sideways Star Wars reference there).

[@teresajeno6601]

😂😂😂

[@user-jy1md7vk1w]

Your Fitbit joke just got me in trouble at a campground for laughing out loud during quiet hours!!! 🤣

[@hopethompson7461]

My first time hearing this comedian. Had me laughing the whole show.. Thank you Dry Bar for clean comedy.

[@annegeeraerts1669]

He was funny, wasn't he! Sometimes it takes them a while to warm up and feel comfortable. This guy was batting a thousand right off. He actually made me laugh out loud! 🤣

[@jamiemiller7316]

I agree, he was great.

[@bcaye]

I'm 56. I've been working as a healthcare professional for 35 years. I have arthritis in my hips, knees and ankles. I'm 4'11" with a 44G breast size. My health is pretty good when I'm not having an asthma exacerbation. Just come at me with comments about how I should be running, lol. I took care of that in my 4 years service with the USN, thank you very much!

[@ericdavis2928]

I'm 46 250 and did enuf running on active military duty

[@ladywytch129]

Honey... please don't run. You will knock yourself unconscious!

[@peachmelba9333]

@@ladywytch129 Warning- Boob and Whiplash! Proceed with Caution Please ⚠️

[@lealamb9713]

This is a comedy how do you get serious and talk about yourself. So odd and narcissistic

[@mowmowkitty5915]

I learned a long time ago to throw those babies over my shoulders and tie them behind my neck like a halter top. If someone is chasing you with a chain saw you will too.

[@michaelduprey1945]

Dry bar comedy is the greatest once I start watching One comedian I can watch all day long and just sit here and laugh. I am so happy that I found dry bar comedy a couple years ago and I just cannot get enough of it so we need more

[@rainbowbrite980]

I recently discovered this channel and Danny Johnson is by far the funniest of them all. So hilarious. Watched it three times. Bring him back!

[@Solutions3000]

Discovering this channel is a good thing.

[@Earthy9025]

“I am the hamburglar” 😂

[@AutisticThinker]

^^^ Keto -50lbs in 9 months

[@kipthearcticfox5124]

Wye would you steal ham, bacon is way more profitable

[@erictakahashi7674]

@@AutisticThinker ekkkk kk jnjrnttn m inioiiiiiiiii

[@doreenkozelka8486]

THE BEST!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleywilson3419]

That is funny especially since one of the McDonald’s characters is the hamburgler

[@red4power1]

This guy is super funny!!! I hope he gets famous, he deserves it!

[@queencarter3048]

This channel never let's me down! He is hysterical!

[@alexiscook607]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed Danny. He had me in tears on several of his jokes.

[@campbellhouse6569]

My baby doctor yelled out my weight down the hall to the nurse during my 2nd pregnancy visit. I got a new doc for my third and final pregnancy.

[@chrisameen9981]

He is just hilarious… thanks for the giggles.

[@virusj8359]

“Are you sure” lmfao that part killed me lmfao

[@ashleywilson3419]

Yes dummy I’m sure unless the meat is invisible

[@NatandGeorge]

My wife had a "meatless Big Mac" expecting it'd have veggie patties but nope -- they just omitted the meat & charged same as a Big Mac!

[@mamamoon65]

@@NatandGeorge that's just wrong.

[@spritemarie]

This guy was funny! We laughed out loud so many times. I would love to hear more from him.

[@EvolvementEras]

I almost shot my ice tea all over my phone about four different times this guy is so hysterical!

[@denasharpe2393]

Me too!! He is delightful!!

[@miramirror9382]

I get that comment all the time. "You carry it well for being 200lb." I am a farmer and I enjoy my food, but I also carry my weight in Haybails to feed my animals.

[@nicolecopland461]

Muscle weighs a lot. I learn need that carrying hay bales daily from 8 to18. And bags of grain, and oats....

[@swayzocrazo4398]

We all different soem need to be big some need to be small

[@dovie2blue]

My daddy used to say that I could carry more weight. I guess Daddy mistook me for a pack mule.

[@peggyharris5861]

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[@peggyharris5861]

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[@jennifermenth-pavel1260]

That guy is hysterical, one of the funniest ones yet!! 😂😂😂😂

[@iamaflowercat]

Yeah. And he deliver it very well, no exaggerating in expression, calm and funny.

[@siriusa6235]

Smile worthy.

[@brett4264]

When I was fat, I used to call myself, "Famine Resistant".

[@becominghero9754]

Nice

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

Haha 😅😂

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I'm not punching a bear, they have a big temper

[@detoqueville1]

Thank you to DRYBAR!! You guys make lockdown tolerable!!! I may have to do a connecting flight in Utah (after Covid)!!!!

[@tugadog9178]

Very entertaining! Like your presentation style and timing. Great confidence and audience engaging. Well. Done Sir.

[@reenieager4243]

Couldn't stop laughing. He's so GOOD. He's so Funny. Thank you for your humour!!

[@ashleycollins1325]

"We are going to work on you getting back down to overweight" oh my goodness "Chuckskie" is my word of the day

[@Joshua-bx1mt]

Chusky

[@peachmelba9333]

@@Joshua-bx1mt so--- as a female I'm a Chuskette?

[@jayg1438]

@@peachmelba9333 there is/ was an actual size category for boys clothes called Husky. It was a 1970-1990s euphemism for 'fat'.

[@peachmelba9333]

@@jayg1438 yeah one of my sons wore them until puberty hit!

[@Joshua-bx1mt]

@@peachmelba9333 No, you're beautiful

[@sharoncooper1156]

He’s great, laughed out loud!

[@dkbrinlee]

Being someone that works in surgery, even being overweight makes it much more difficult doing any surgery and the risks go up a lot. Healing, positioning, keeping you safe.

[@zoolucinka]

Yes, as a diabetic and asthmatic the risks go up for me as well because of that. Will you also complain because of that? I mean how people dare expect you to do your job without being offended that you need to put some extra effort ( as we all do in our jobs)

[@karenlowes7802]

Yes Dr. In a perfect world ...

[@slc1161]

Wow. As a retired nurse who worked critical care areas and surgery, if you are that offended, maybe you need to look for another job. I’m not saying it’s not hard to deal with morbidly obese patients in your area, but you aren’t the one consistently moving this type of patient. Nurses like me are. Before you judge, walk a mile in their shoes. I had to medically retire early because of the damage to my bones from a rare type of arthritis. I didn’t complain when I worked crazy hours. And patients don’t succeed in weight loss when being judged.

[@dkbrinlee]

@@slc1161 I’m not offended at all. We do fat people, bone racking thin patients, etc. just making the comment it doesn’t help the cause if they are morbidly obese. I work 2 jobs at 2 different facilities in surgery. Fat people and unhealthy people keep us in business. I am sorry you beat yourself up to the point you had to retire at an early age due to your body breaking down. That is terrible. I will say it is their fault they are morbidly obese of course. Taxing our bodies to take care of their lack and neglect of taking care of themselves.

[@balagadoo]

@@zoolucinka you’re comparing apples to oranges. your condition is entirely out of your control and I’m sorry you have to suffer, but most (not all) overweight people simply don’t exercise or have healthy diets and those are things they can control

[@kookiemonster7994]

This was very entertaining, hilarious, love it. Love the fact that he uses clean humor. Keep on buddy, good stuff.

[@truthlove1114]

Lmao ‘never a bad time for bacon or cake’

[@bbundy1983]

That had me rolling

[@ahabit4u623]

Thanks! Super funny in it's truth.

[@lifeandtheuniverse42]

I had the exact same Big Mac experience many years ago- it was surreal.

[@nancyanderson6404]

I loved it you're so funny. I needed some good laughing tonight. It gives me happy dreams instead of nightmares.

[@shanedivix9306]

His set got better and better. Great job

[@redfish2229]

Im so stupid😂😂....i was laughing so hard i drooled n dint even realize it😂😂😂

[@mbaratucci13]

His dry humor is hysterical!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@msvvero]

Dang. That was a great set.

[@clark987878]

Woah! You look like him! if you had the same hair distribution it would be uncanny

[@carolwilliams8281]

Funny funny man! Id like to see more of him.

[@flyingfingers62]

My favorite line that really cracks me up: "Just the opposite, if you get a fry in your onion rings, you're a little mad about it, you know. It's a waste of space. You're up at the counter, 'Where's the manager!!?' My crown falls off. I don't want to talk about it." 🤣😂🤣😂

[@josiedurruty6457]

Same

[@cB-my5db]

He was very funny! It was non-stop laughs for me!😂 I would like to hear more of him!!

[@denasharpe2393]

Yes .....please!!

[@richarddufresne7620]

He has a Web site

[@rondawohl3562]

I made the big mistake of eating a bowl of soup while watching this -- I feared I was going to spit up my dinner about 14 times! This guy is nonstop hilarious!!! Thank you for the laughs I've so badly needed -- the best cure all!! Now I can't stop smiling!! And it feels so good!!!

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

[@BamaDan197319]

There's overweight, obese, morbidly obese and another step up. I had emergency hernia surgery in 2020. I was about 310 at the time. I got a copy of my surgery report and saw I was described as a Super Morbidly Obese 47 year old male. Great! I'm so fat I'm a super hero. Slower than a speeding turtle. Less powerful than than Grandma with a broken foot, barely able to leap over a broom in a single bound. Look, over by the pie! It's a herd! He's in pain! It's Super Morbidly Obese Man!

[@NelsonAviles-ex8mp]

You make me laugh. You have skills. Thanks you made my day.😂

[@sandrafrederick7511]

BamaDan, good one!😂😂

[@ashleytrueblood2200]

This guy is so honest and hilarious.

[@jamieshelton274]

This guy's so funny I choked on my bacon! LOL 😅

[@fredscott413]

I needed this today,thank you.

[@clewis4826]

Thanks!

[@susanhodson3235]

What's really wrong is they don't even care what caused the obesity. My spine was damaged at age 19. I'm permanently disabled. I can still walk. I've enough on my plate. Well when you cannot move much that first year you gain weight. You have to eat to survive. But you have to heal and recover from the damage. I also had serious problems with extremely high blood pressure. Every time I tried to do anything I would almost pass out. I had a lot of physical obstacles to get through to even be able to exercise. After multiple conditions occurred I was doing physical therapy during the whole time. So, now I gage my health by how I'm feeling. Not a weight number. I've been steady in between 10 pound fluctuations for decades now. Until my mother died. I gained more weight. Now I'm just trying to get rid of that. I pay attention to how I feel, not my weight. But my weight is steady and slowly going down.

[@sunnyperez1273]

Love the layers of survival!

[@JohnSmith-ls3um]

I had a buddy who would say in survival situations, the fat get skinny and the skinny die. 😂

[@nathaliekohlman3252]

great relaxed natural effortless style. Love his stories about the doctors visit, the 5k experience, his crown with his onion ring. hilarious!

[@junelledembroski9183]

If doctors aren’t telling you what’s wrong with you they aren’t doctors.

[@ashleywilson3419]

They don’t always know for certain what is wrong with you

[@rurome2151]

Remember... they’re just practicing...

[@angellj9639]

True

[@user-ix4nq9yz8k]

@Sarah Alderman yup

[@peachmelba9333]

Practicing ? Years and Years of Doctoring and they still haven't got IT right?

[@jaesiraki84]

🤣🤣🤣 God, I love Dry Bar Comedy specials. Lol. 😂 😂

[@Myamou]

Try explaining to a doctor how you broke a rib while you were sleeping. LOL

[@rdreider]

Love this video!!! Thank you Brother!!!❤️

[@MikeAcousticMusic]

Every now and then but this one was good Much appreciated!

[@Im.just.me.]

I was laughing myself into tears this entire show. One of the funniest stand ups I’ve seen in a long time. 🙌🏼❤️

[@jacquelinedavis4955]

Republicans aren't real people on drybar is another great one

[@barbaramoran8690]

This is a Hoot!

[@yazajag]

I cracked up watching this, great set. 👍🏽😄

[@rorobyn10]

I Love this guy, he's so funny!!!!! And hey I'm a long distance runner!!!! He's great!

[@PragmaticPen]

Okay..., but do you eat bacon?

[@hartnurz]

I SO love this!!

[@kimdavid4406]

"It's run by Tony Horton, the anti-Christ." 🤣🤣🤣

[@NatandGeorge]

actually, Burger King bought Tim Hortons. BK is the antichrist. Tim Horton is a hockey god!

[@peachmelba9333]

Tony Horton isn't the Anti- Christ; he's the Pro- Canuck! But bring Me a Coffee anyway!

[@AngelicosRaiden]

Guys, Tim Horton and Tony Horton ARE NOT THE SAME GUY!

[@timothyevans4323]

At 275 lbs, I identify with this guy completely.

[@caity9244]

Do you carry it well? I don't. Lolol

[@peachmelba9333]

Back then I had a kid ask ME- Are you a man, woman or Pregnant? OOOH I wanted to tell Junior to go play in traffic- but Mama raised Me to be a Lady- no matter what!

[@sunnyperez1273]

love the hamburgler joke!

[@mistiinseattle]

Thanks. Hard to find a good comedian who keeps it clean!!! 😂

[@debralynnpaxton5238]

Love it ! "Chusky" :D ♥ Hilarious routine :D

[@glennshark4487]

I totally agree with this dry heaving funny man. I am not inspired by people working out that don't look like they EVER needed to work out.

[@zachariahooker5513]

If you do it right you wont ever look like you need it once you get in shape

[@peggyharris5861]

@@zachariahooker5513 lo

[@peggyharris5861]

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[@truthlove1114]

@@zachariahooker5513 dude you didn’t get the joke

[@maddierubino176]

This was one of the funniest sets i’ve ever watched!!! He’s great, keep it up!

[@mk45gunnr25]

Dude is hilarious!

[@susanlong552]

Right before suggesting weight loss surgery my doctor said, “Let’s talk about the elephant in the room”

[@theshawnmccown]

I had that happen at Panera Bread. Got home 25 minutes away with my order to feed the family and my sandwich had no meat. Everyone else's sandwich had meat but mine. I called them and they acted like I was trying to scam them for a free sandwich. I told them I didn't want a free sandwich but they needed to look into it and see what could possibly go wrong in the process. The manager was really sarcastic. I could almost hear her eyes roll through the phone. I mean, how do you forget the meat? Mayo? Sure. Cheese? Of course. But meat? Really?

[@kathybernetich9245]

Outstanding routine, great delivery, endearing personality! Thanks for the fun!

[@jumpnjiminycricket]

Hey..."Chusky" folks unite!

[@NANDOFFDataRecovery]

Absolute Gold.. I love having these videos on while I work.

[@Angel-yl1ck]

I started eating yogurt and gained 10 pounds. That was with giving up beer, chips, ice cream, and cake... I really needed Danny today. I'm going back to eating all my favorites and be "chusky" too.

[@ahashdahnagila6884]

@Angel What did you do? Buy a whole quart-size container of yogurt and put it in your freezer? (And then eat the whole thing as "frozen yogurt", in a single sitting?) (That could explain the weight gain. Reckon?)

[@alishaygan9844]

milk is designed to make an infant or baby mammal double it’s weight and grow as quickly as possible. eating concentrated milk is telling your body that it needs to grow and gain weight. go vegan/vegetarian and you can eat as much as you want

[@terryisaac8195]

We feed livestock grasses, hay and grains to bulk them up for slaughter so that we can eat them. A two thousand pound bovine has never eaten any meat products. So much for being strictly vegetarian. It's about the quantity of feed that you stuff in your pie-hole. You can start exercising by using your arms to slide your butt back from the table.

[@libbyworkman1666]

@Angel Fruit flavored yogurt can have a ton of calories and lots of sugar. Read the ingredients list.

[@anonmitty8250]

@@terryisaac8195 thanks for the laugh you can use your arms to move your butt back....

[@lizard1971]

"You're dead fat. I don't even know how you got here!" 🤣🤣

[@emiliadavis8247]

Sooo funny!! " I can't wait to be overweight again. It's gonna be so much fun." "Oh he's so chusky, I just wanna get in there and nibble on his second neck." 😄😁😂🤣😂

[@roxweinzel7436]

Fabulous. I belly laughed. Appreciated.

[@AshleyMintz]

Omg he's funnyyyyy! Laughed the whole time!

[@jacobj.3940]

I really enjoy this channel!! 👍 I appreciate the quality videos they put out. I agree. The comedians are consistently kind, great at their profession, and funny!! I remember when I first started watching these stand-up videos on this channel . . .(recommended to me by KZbin). . .I gave it a try and now I can't stop watching them. Haha... I tune in everyday. Everyday I watch a couple videos, and I get to experience different styles and view points with the variety of comedians that perform. I get to know these comedians that I didn't know before and it makes my day. I start my day with a laugh 😃 thank you, Dry Bar!!

[@Jules-dn9jl]

Truly great comic. Does it in such an understated way. Brilliant!!!! Love the timing.

[@ebaydrbrads]

@2:35 thought he was gonna say, "I haven't been overweight since high school". Chunky + husky = chusky but husky + chunky = hunky! Overweights unite!

[@Gardureth]

Deaaaaaaaammmm!

[@MsMookalate]

I still wish your comment was pinned and have the most likes. It's the best

[@peachmelba9333]

And then tackle and sit on them!

[@johnnysewardjr3319]

One of my favorite comics this year

[@m0L3ify]

I hate workplace competitions. You think you're doing ok until the department's marathon runner retroactively fills in all her steps at the end of the competition and blows everyone out of the water. So not fair. Not everyone can run 20 miles a day, Sharon. Geez.

[@Solutions3000]

😅"Sharon". Every workplace seems to have one.

[@NatandGeorge]

@@Solutions3000 & a Karen (thus the "Karen" meme)

[@peachmelba9333]

Mine had a Susan- snide and supercillious to the inth degree!

[@Auntee-Sara]

🤔Hmmm, Sharon rhymes with Karen so...

[@m0L3ify]

@@Auntee-Sara True, but I also used to work with a runner named Sharon, even though this story wasn't specifically about her.

[@accidental-life]

I have Epilepsy and that joke made me laugh so hard!!! Good stuff! 👍

[@sudhakhristmukti1930]

May the Lord Jesus heal your epilepsy...in His name I pray..Amen.

[@accidental-life]

@@sudhakhristmukti1930 that made me laugh as hard as the joke.

[@accidental-life]

@@sudhakhristmukti1930 thanks tho.

[@spideydew20]

This guy is fantastic!!

[@cindyoser9988]

Sweet tea is the best water ever!

[@anitanelson2891]

😂😂😂yeah I can still fit my winter scarves

[@miriaml.150]

Fantastic! Loved his original material and delivery! 😊👍

[@luciac.419]

The blood pressure machine 🤣🤣🤣 that was kinda me not too long ago... the calf puncher 😂😂🦸

[@BeComingNyrell]

“Guys thank you have a nice night” Me: Aw man that’s it?! He was GOOD!

[@PammieGonzalez]

I love that fit bit joke about the dog.😊 The women with the dryer story...wow. I think she did use more calories thinking about it!!

[@jillianguilford5191]

related to so much of this. I've done the exercise dvds all except the doritos. Thanks for the upgrade idea

[@michellebarnhill5130]

I never had great luck with the videos workouts. I had the best results using a recumbent exercise bike, I put on a comedy on DVD, and thoroughly enjoyed it. No stress on my knees and back, was great!

[@jam3sbarry198]

VERY FUNNY !! I Like this guy !!

[@green2147]

😂😂Iam the Hamburgler😂🤣

[@loisenolp4746]

Okay I straight up peed when he did the Claritin joke. Omg. 😂🤣

[@sharoncooper1156]

Excellent!

[@jennh2096]

My mother actually had 2 friends in high-school that were attacked one night and both stabbed. The chusky one made it, the skinny guy did not. As an RN, I can validate that his logic is oftentimes correct lol

[@johnhaug1747]

My last primary care physician said to me upon seeing me " I thought you be dead by now". I responded "I love you too Doc"!

[@susanherbert3014]

Hilarious! I laughed through the whole video!

[@cappsginny699]

Wow, the whole video, congrats!

[@robadams5799]

No joke, I entered a "walkathon" and took a wrong turn. By the time I wandered across the finish line everyone was packing up and going home. A few years later I was with a church group playing paintball. I decided that my strategy would be to hunker down somewhere and ambush people as they walked by. My hiding place was too good though. No one walked by me for a really long time. Finally, I heard people calling me and telling me the game was over. I stepped out and said, "Did I win?" People talked about that for years.

[@nancyanderson6404]

We need a fat guy on the screen talking to us saying "okay you and I are both fat let's work together at this see which one of us gives up first."

[@peachmelba9333]

Technically after Bariatric surgery I Am" Overweight"- has Doctor Ducki-Poo given up on me? Nope he's hoping for "Normal"- I've gone from a DD to an anemic B- does He want no Boobs at all? But I guess " Insulting us" one of the Fellowships after Doctor School 🏫?

[@anaruiz6036]

Honestly we do. I always feel shitty looking at them just going and I’m struggling with my 3 push-ups 😂