Sigma move, gave the lie to her thesis while playing along with the bit
@fjtalleyauthor22425 ай бұрын
It was perfect, wasn't it? I thought she would say something like "this isn't a set up" afterwards.
@robedmund9948Ай бұрын
"...MIGHT even get worse..." Seriously!?!?! Might?!?!
@-MakeItGood-Ай бұрын
Hate to break it to you but he’s most likely a plant.
@French20cent4 күн бұрын
He understood the assignment
@jacksonflАй бұрын
My late father used to say, "When a man and woman marry, she hopes that he will change, but he never does. He hopes that she will never change, but she always does."
@joshuaturnage5982Ай бұрын
100% true
@ma-jp8bfАй бұрын
Nah, a lot of men change, and that's when the women leave them. Irony-- he changes to please her and she loses attraction. We've grown apart....
@1bizjets28 күн бұрын
Indeed.
@1bizjets26 күн бұрын
@@jacksonfl indeed
@andreaso888625 күн бұрын
My mom never tried to change my dad. Neither he her. They were perfect together and my only wish was to get a semblance of this in my relationship. Which never worked
@MoniqueMarvez8 ай бұрын
I’m grateful beyond measure for all the comments! DryBar has been a blessing in my life. 🙏🏼💯
@jenniferanderson94028 ай бұрын
You are amazing full stop. Came to this realization and happily single. The only thing I think could be interesting is having a shared passion or intellectual pursuit with an intimate partner. I may never know, I'm 64.
@666marky818 ай бұрын
I’m playing this for every one I know and everyone loves it
@hzym918 ай бұрын
Very funny and uniquely insightful. I wish you much success!
@chanteandrews8498 ай бұрын
I think I’ve found my Bear just because of your lecture 🤣😂😂
@J3rs3yM1k38 ай бұрын
@@jenniferanderson9402 I don't know why, but when I read "intimate partner", my brain said "inmate prisoner". I was very concerned for you! Lol
@ReadyUpGo23 күн бұрын
This is not comedy, it’s a priceless public service message. Dang! This is so spot on. Thank you! I’m a 74 year old married and divorced twice male and I’m off to share this video with a bunch of people I know who desperately NEED this information. Rock on woman!
@ReiseLukas7 күн бұрын
Isn't the best comedy making light of things that are true?
@Remcore0206 ай бұрын
Very true, as Patrice O'Neal said: men want to be by themselves, they just don't want to be alone
@nellynelson657423 күн бұрын
Thats not what he said. He said “men want to be alone, but they dont want to be by themselves”
@TheRobdarling8 күн бұрын
same same.😊@@nellynelson6574
@alejandroWar233 күн бұрын
REST IN PEACE Patrice O Neal, the greatest comedian of all time
@karnivor13168 ай бұрын
Monique. Never heard of you but my wife and I are sitting here laughing our butts off! (Married 51 years) when you pose the wife question "How do you want me to decorate the house?" The answer should be "Quietly, and without my participation."
@KENTUCKYUSA18 ай бұрын
Yes. "And leave my stuff alone."
@bamidele43838 ай бұрын
@@KENTUCKYUSA1this one!! 😂
@williamwise93608 ай бұрын
Me too!! I can’t look when they put up the posters in their rooms with the stapler!! 🧐
@Quitealways8 ай бұрын
Hilarious!
@billgreen5767 ай бұрын
Because we don't care what colour it is because all colours look similar.
@alexb95665 ай бұрын
As a 47 year old man I just want to say: This woman gets it.
@MrGmalhotra3 ай бұрын
Oh at 57, I agree with you 😂
@crystallineentity3 ай бұрын
Agreed 100%
@mikewaters6980Ай бұрын
I have my doubts. Dudes married n failed 3 times already 😂
@iftea7Ай бұрын
It only took her 59 years
@JarheadCrayonEaterАй бұрын
46, and totally agree
@rhight9 ай бұрын
"Women are drunk drivers on the information highway." I'm going to laugh at that one for days! Great insights, great performance. Thanks!!
@stevenporter8639 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@JC-kk5wg9 ай бұрын
A very funny lady. Fresh and delightful. More please!!!!!
@Thais-u2m9 ай бұрын
Hilarious
@lisafryslie25748 ай бұрын
Absolutely 👻
@REB658 ай бұрын
I’m going to laugh at that when my wife leaves the room 😜👍
@TimMikol5 ай бұрын
It’s been said. “ Men want a woman who will never change, and women want a man they can change. An inevitably they’re both disappointed!”
@sammas29594 ай бұрын
Inevitably they are not compatible! Women can be pleased or logically reasoned.
@ttiger97804 ай бұрын
A similar saying I use is, " Men marry women hoping they won't change, but they do; Women marry men hoping they will change, but they don't."
@brunoqnzbk78913 ай бұрын
@ttiger9780 Another one: women think a man will change, he won't. Men think a woman won't leave, she will.
@niraxlevi99303 ай бұрын
So men are the issue,if you are in a relationship you have to change some things about yourself it's normal
@wingedbuffalo46702 ай бұрын
@@niraxlevi9930 NO. Men are NO MORE "the issue" than women are.
@MarkCorey-t1s5 ай бұрын
"Stop laughing, I don't have much time..." I lost it there. Immaculate delivery, brilliant on another level... somehow turns facts into comedy gold.
@dewoynesmith9 ай бұрын
Finally, a woman who knows us 👍
@EyalFriedman19748 ай бұрын
And who is actually funny, that's a rare breed..
@willwill2356 ай бұрын
Took her 3 tries lol
@sammas29594 ай бұрын
They all know us but most of them are crazy 🤪 😜 😳 😕. Men are simple and can survive on basic stuffs.
@NoMoreDiscrimination14 ай бұрын
Sure, men come on earth all the sam and with dumb instructions printed on their a$$es! Wow!
@ViktoriaY-bq6ke3 ай бұрын
I am a woman and I approve this message...lol
@conorgrogan9 ай бұрын
"Quit laughing, I don't have a lot of time!" She's hilarious. This whole thing had me hurtin'.
@Optim409 ай бұрын
Let me guess. You enjoy watching sesame street too ? Simp.
@catbird70077 ай бұрын
I know! Her dry wit reminds me of the late, great, Phyllis Diller!
@madeinmexico476 ай бұрын
That line for sure caught me off guard 😂 couldn’t help laugh at it
@dank82759 ай бұрын
This Lady should give lectures 😎😂🤣👍
@gregadams5589 ай бұрын
That's what this is, a TED talk.
@kanukkarhu9 ай бұрын
@@gregadams558🤣😂🤣
@Mario-ur8ti9 ай бұрын
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
@mauricemorning9 ай бұрын
About what? How to expect nothing meaningful from life? This is her scthick? That men are simpletons and women, who are more intelligent, should accept the status quo? Is that your hypothesis?
@laflaca809 ай бұрын
She has a special called: Not skinny, not blonde.
@shirleycolopy43225 ай бұрын
This woman is actually the funniest woman comedian I’ve ever heard.
@xxcelr8rs16 сағат бұрын
Well, Phillis Diller was a hoot.
@milenghirmazghi91334 ай бұрын
“Spring from behind a rock, kill stuff, and drag it home” 😂😭🤣
@piyushsinha72227 ай бұрын
I'm a guy... This video is not stand up comedy... This video is facts... It hit so close to home... This woman is speaking the truth... This video was like a breath of fresh air... I saw a real on Instagram and immediately searched for the full video... LOVE this ❤
@jlemmink6 ай бұрын
Same, it's a wonder why we get married at all , we're so different.
@kontrarien57214 ай бұрын
Facts stated correctly are the best comedy.
@soliniv141127 күн бұрын
It's only funny because it's true
@jans46368 ай бұрын
As a man I have to confess this is one of the most brilliant stand up clips I've ever seen. Monique, you could save this whole planet with that insight and wisdom! I know you won't have to go out and try to find that precious Larry...there will be busloads of them behind your door after any show like this one. We all need a safe haven :) You're wonderful!
@onesojourner75149 ай бұрын
This lady is brilliant! Not a single line wasted 😂
@keansalzer83645 ай бұрын
Her insight into what men are thinking is amazing. She is so on point.
@Paul-v8v4j5 ай бұрын
If you want a man to change and try your best to make it happen, he will harden and fight you subtly at every turn. Men do change when married to loving women who accept them as they are, she never nags and simply speaks the truth as she sees it. Very few men have any defense against a woman who genuinely loves them just as they are and the result is him becoming a better man. It worked on me and I'm glad it did. Love is never wrong and unconditional love is incredibly powerful.
@sandramichaud80333 ай бұрын
Interesting. I read that twice.
@lukegoffkat3 ай бұрын
Well said and very true.
@videoreferenzen15492 ай бұрын
Sounds exhausting for the lady. Why put in all this effort only to share an enclosed space with your natural predator. Because the most dangerous person a woman will ever meet is the man she lives with.
@roseburn48929 күн бұрын
@@videoreferenzen1549what?
@ip628927 күн бұрын
@@videoreferenzen1549True. But flip the sides and it still be true. This vicious loop can be broken only by the mutual love coming from deep understanding and acceptance.
@charlynegezze85369 ай бұрын
They don´t change and don´t know how to hide it. We women, on the other hand try to adapt ostensibly but we´re basically still who we always were. Then we get tired of acting and all hell breaks loose. She´s right. Get someone as similar to you as possible or stay single.
@TarpeianRock8 ай бұрын
So right, women tend to be very amenable at first but this always backfires spectacularly and then it takes on a con artist trick vibe, which it truly isn’t but there you both are…
@kurthanke57888 ай бұрын
Men won't change. Men don't have to change. We are awesome the way we are, so get over it
@kerrin66338 ай бұрын
@@kurthanke5788lol
@charlynegezze85367 ай бұрын
@@kurthanke5788 I rest my case.
@candicesimmons36307 ай бұрын
@@kurthanke5788 that’s the delusional part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Orweliannightmare9 ай бұрын
As a man I 100% approve this message.
@hinoron65288 ай бұрын
Me too. I may not agree with all of it, but it seems like it would save us a lot of headaches for this viewpoint to be spread around a lot more!
@homosexualbiologicalmale--37 ай бұрын
how
@aramisy.cajigas7447 ай бұрын
I certainly doubt you're dumb and simple. C'mon, brother, don't underestimate yourself.
@homosexualbiologicalmale--37 ай бұрын
@@aramisy.cajigas744 personal decision first , colective decision and leader decision and universe decision never
@hinoron65287 ай бұрын
@@aramisy.cajigas744 No, certainly not dumb. In fact I had an intellectual upbringing (though the rest of life has taught me to be humble as well). I like to phrase it this way: "Men are not simple; they PREFER simplicity. There is a difference." I agree with Monique in the sense that women assuming enormous complexity in the motivations of the men in their life are setting us both up for disappointment.
@user-lj5ri3gp5o9 ай бұрын
She's hilarious because she's right! Please have her full show uploaded soon.
@user-lj5ri3gp5o9 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 I'll try to check out Maureen Langen's. Thank you for the recommendation.
@user-lj5ri3gp5o9 ай бұрын
I responded to your post previously but it disappeared - I'll look up Maureen Langen's skits (is that the correct term?) Thank you for the recommendation.@@edithdlp8045
@mullard8 ай бұрын
Wont be for over a year, this channel is terrible for that now.. used to be they were pretty quick, now its gotta be on the paid app thingy for a long time before it comes here..
@ectofreeze16617 ай бұрын
@@mullard I can't blame them, they have to make money somehow. Especially if some of the money goes to the comedians.
@sheridavis55555 ай бұрын
female comedians usually arent funny but she is! @@edithdlp8045
@MrsLloyd873 ай бұрын
I 100% agree with you about redecorating stuff and men. I redecorated my and my hubby's bathroom and asked him how it looked and his response was "Whatever makes you happy dear, I just have to poop in it." I laughed so hard when he said that.
@sunnyday82542 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnreilly867211 күн бұрын
Comedy gold! 😂
@ReiseLukas7 күн бұрын
To be fair even though I'm a guy I have decoration preferences, however they're definitely not a priority in my mind at all.
@kathyboly194 ай бұрын
You are HILARIOUS and everything you say is TRUE! Been married 39 years and showed this to the hubby; he laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes. Then he said he was CRYING because he wished I had learned this info 40 years ago when we became engaged!!! Tooo funny!
@Mario-ur8ti9 ай бұрын
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
@laceandribbonsviolin8 ай бұрын
The 15:1 ratio of talk to thought causes pressure behind our eyes 😂
@AayushSoni11968 ай бұрын
*15:1 ratio of thought to talk. Sorry, but as a task-oriented man, I noticed a problem, and then had to solve it by writing this comment to correct it. Thank you.
@shubhuKhairnar7 ай бұрын
Ratio of thought to soeech, not the other way around!
@terfalicious9 ай бұрын
She is HILARIOUS! We need the full special OMG please please please!
@mullard8 ай бұрын
The way this channel works it will be over a year before it shows up here.
@chenelleboodoo34628 ай бұрын
I downloaded the angel app just to get the full version and it's not there...
@IronFistGamingCSGO4 ай бұрын
Men think they will be appreciated and honored (and in some cases, forgiven) for their honesty but they dont know that a wrong answer is still a wrong answer even if you are being honest.
@bizgaru17714 ай бұрын
Finally a woman who gets us right. I’m so happy.🥰
@StrideOrDie718 ай бұрын
Married 23 years and this is so spot-on. 😂 I’ve actually asked my husband if he just wants me to shut up when I’m babbling at him at 7AM. He makes smoochie sounds at me which is code for, “I love you and I can’t win here, but YES”. 😂😂😂
@bamidele43838 ай бұрын
😂
@kerrin66338 ай бұрын
Interesting. I like that method and will teach my future bf to do this, soft loving rejection
@pranavvashist81418 ай бұрын
I will try this tomorrow with my wife. Hope she shuts up😂😂
@homosexualbiologicalmale--37 ай бұрын
and when you will die then you will not be maryed anymore broly , edit you escape that drunk driver
@ppumpkin32827 ай бұрын
When my wife starts speaking her meaningless dribble, in my mind I'm thinking: "how can I appear to be interested and get out of here as soon as possible". The last thing I want to do is extend the conversation by asking a question. Just nod, nod, nod and smile.
@ashleynicole94238 ай бұрын
“If you want a man to love you forever and ever and ever…don’t talk to him.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Bloodcurling8 ай бұрын
Spoiler
@rezadaneshi8 ай бұрын
If women really talked to men, they'd know why he won't change. It takes thousands of years for a glacier to move a rock hundreds or thousands of miles and leave it in a middle of a desert looking all abandoned and lost with no way back. That's why
@WattWireNet7 ай бұрын
I loved this line too! but she did follow up with "talk with him"
@schlauspieler19916 ай бұрын
I am glad some women know their mouth isn t for talking.
@lisa33416 ай бұрын
@@schlauspieler1991May i ASK for what is the mouth of Woman supposed to BE? If it's Not for Talking?
@BigMamaKatieG9 ай бұрын
She is SO on point!
@sacramentum19884 ай бұрын
This is some of the best relationship advice I've ever seen a woman give.
@nellycandelas48752 ай бұрын
So real
@brandonhein13324 ай бұрын
Oh my Monique is so funny, because she speaks truth. From a man who has been married for 29 years and been through about that many marriage counselors I can honestly say if you were a marriage counselor I would pay double and make weekly appointments! I pray you get a sitcom cause you deserve it. You go Monique!
@russelljackman14139 ай бұрын
Monique is hilarious! She is one of the best comediennes that I have seen! More, please!
@ZFern93908 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045and Definitely Kathleen Madigan!!! She is lol hilarious! She is obsessed with that Missing Boeing Flight ✈️!!!
@maosamoelaabraham50127 ай бұрын
" I don't want her mad, I just want her gone " LOL
@jonrolfson16869 ай бұрын
There exists for many couples a basic energy level discrepancy. I am 72, long retired, coasting on fumes. My beautiful wife (we’ve been together more than 35 years) has, at 74, enjoyed a 2nd wind, a 3rd wind, and is now working up to a 4th wind. It is fortunate that I am a big guy - I’m not easily blown about by much of anything short of a full gale.
@lisaahmari71998 ай бұрын
😅
@peaceonearth19718 ай бұрын
is she gassy?
@drachirtell4 ай бұрын
I've worked in Comedy for over 20 years, this is one of the best routines ever. It's so good in every way.
@owenmcmahon24203 ай бұрын
Monique is the best. I rate her as funny as anyone I have ever heard. Thank you for understanding me Monique!
@medusa64299 ай бұрын
My dad's name is Larry. He's single, 63, and she is actually his type. He would love a shot at being her forever lare bear!
@gaetanomontante51618 ай бұрын
Go for it Medusa. Take a leap of faith and give him a good push.
@bunnyyykins8 ай бұрын
@@gaetanomontante5161her name Medusa makes your comment sound funny.
@gusuave0078 ай бұрын
I guess you don't love your dad much. 😂
@tdhawk1678 ай бұрын
Omg... Hope they at least meet up on zoom!!!
@nelsonhibbert52678 ай бұрын
The woman says she's had three failed marriages already. What's the common denominator? If you hate your Dad, send him her way.....
@baskervillebee60979 ай бұрын
Love the accuracy.
@mikem93098 ай бұрын
“The man in ur life who loves you will not be paying attention to you.” That’s gold. Loving != paying attention
@marcellino19564 ай бұрын
I'm a 69 year old man and you were spot on about men......someone finally understands us
@annpino50054 ай бұрын
OMG, some of this is so true! I once found a bumper sticker from one of our road trips while cleaning out a closet and taped it onto the fridge for decoration. After a week had gone by without him making any remark about it, I asked. He said that yes, he'd noticed and liked it, but had been afraid to say anything in case I told him it had been there for the last six months!
@stephenshipley10668 ай бұрын
Most women think all the time. The proof that men think so rarely is that when one crops up there is a special name for him - philosopher.
@MG-iy1oh7 ай бұрын
rofl!
@willwill2356 ай бұрын
Stupid enough to build and maintain all the infrastructure you use to share your foolishness lol
@clairemchugh20486 ай бұрын
Brilliant!! 😅😅😂
@sharinaross18656 ай бұрын
Lol
@Geekinofflife4 ай бұрын
i htink about ancient rome all the time
@2020heinsite9 ай бұрын
She nailed us, guys. And I'm not offended in the least. Nope.
@mauricemorning9 ай бұрын
Really? You do not have any deep thoughts?
@LianeSpicer9 ай бұрын
@@11B_RTO Sorry to burst your little bubble, but you're not the ones who keep society running. 🤣 And she never said 'stupid'. Different, yes.
@cipher8939 ай бұрын
@@11B_RTOYou can be exceedingly great at what you do professionally but in a relationship you will become the equivalent of a caveman. Take this statement to the bank and cash it.
@orionx799 ай бұрын
Wow no growth huh?
@orionx799 ай бұрын
@@LianeSpicer😂 i welcome woman to make a amazonian nation. Good luck.
@paulkuzupas29939 ай бұрын
Bravo from Pennsylvania!!!! Monique is tuned in brilliantly. Powerful and precise delivery. Serious talent and I'm thrilled!
@debbruce19874 күн бұрын
Thanks!
@christinaurban27212 ай бұрын
Monique I've listened to this 50 times and shared it at least 10x. Keep it coming. You get it
@The_Man_in_the_Black_Hat8 ай бұрын
This is absolutely the best relationship advice on the internet. Every woman should hear this because it is spot on,dead center on target.
@sammas29594 ай бұрын
The women know, it's the men who don't. Why would anyone be with crazies and expected compatibility?
@avalerie44679 ай бұрын
When i read, " Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" and learned all this in the 90s, my mind was blown ! Hearing this comédienne's take on our basic différences in this " gender-confused" environnement we now live in was just brilliant !!!
@alvallac21719 ай бұрын
*I (this word should always be capitalized) *'90s *blown! *environment *brilliant!!!
@Daylight-nu3rt3 ай бұрын
I going to buy that book for my friends, because it explains a lot about the dynamics of male and female mindset. Read it too, that's why I'm comfortable in my skin.😂
@Daylight-nu3rt3 ай бұрын
@alvallac2171 says who. You can't capitalize 90s. Stop trying to give advice, because it not you're strong suite....AT ALL!!!
@shevaag8 ай бұрын
Married many years now, we laughed till we cried. So spot on!! I learned early on to tell my husband the right answer right after I finished spouting, that way he'd get it right! He has a perfect track record!
@kerrin66338 ай бұрын
Could you explain? I want to learn how to do that 😊 how do you tell him the right answer!
@stevecarter88106 ай бұрын
First hold yourself accountable for why you are asking. Then ask the question or request the thing you are really seeking. So "which colour shall we paint the wall?" Becomes "I feel like painting the wall this colour from Instagram but I'm worried it's too much" The second one he understands your goal and your hesitancy. If he's smart he knows his job is to state that he prefers the colour you want to try, so that if you regret the decision you can blame it on him when people visit
@joshuabalboa1713Ай бұрын
Women are the masters of avoiding all accountability and responsibility.
@patrick0333322 күн бұрын
0:49 I’m dying rn hahaha elemental rock 😂😂😂😂😂
@ivanbaric40174 ай бұрын
Give this woman 15 minuts and she will stop the war.
@ladorachandler-cm1pb8 ай бұрын
Preach it girl. Just stop talking to them. Give them one word answers and ask them questions that only need a yes or no.
@arlenefisher11649 ай бұрын
Wish Dry Bar still showed full episodes.... would have really liked to have seen this one !!!
@raymondmcgee44919 ай бұрын
They have full episodes on their app👍🏿
@barbie31399 ай бұрын
She is amazingly good. Surprised I havent heard of her before, she's that good. And she's pretty much right, overall
@jessicarc19925 ай бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing during the whole video. She is on another level.
@maverickeugene36215 ай бұрын
Ahhh this woman is gold! Bless her forever
@woopimagpie8 ай бұрын
This lady should start a career in relationship guidance, she really gets it. Her truth is funnier than the actual jokes, and you can't say that about many people.
@henryklassen33629 ай бұрын
Finally a woman who understands me, 😂😂
@Mushroom321-7 ай бұрын
😅
@beardedlonewolf76956 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 Yea because now she knows she was at fault 😂
@fr97145 ай бұрын
All these facts and knowledge and still has 3 strikes. Wow
@sammas29594 ай бұрын
News flash: all women understand you but good luck finding one that's compatible and complimentary.
@qolayahsirafi180825 күн бұрын
A woman who understands men don't deserve the effort women put into them
@ilijapetkovski9 ай бұрын
One of the top performers on the channel. Fantastic delivery!
@ericksmith7733 ай бұрын
She’s like “ I wish they were all jokes “ 😂😂😂
@nikitamakalani97053 ай бұрын
What can i say to shut this down??😂😂 Monique is SO good.
@PrinceRevolver7 ай бұрын
"why are you asking questions for anyway. You do whatever you want". The amount of times a woman will ask you a rhetorical question is enough to drive you crazy.
@hrv49087 ай бұрын
Nice to see a female comedian who realizes that a routine doesn't have to be based on raunchy sex jokes.
@freeindeed84166 ай бұрын
Great comment
@hrv49086 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 Too bad. It's not needed.
@rayburnyarborough46954 ай бұрын
It’s ‘Dry Bar Comedy’ THE BEST ❤
@Nanubaby33854 ай бұрын
Yes so over those
@SovereignStatesman3 ай бұрын
It does, if you have no other life experience to base it on. Because that is the only life experiences that most female comedians have.
@janlampert56887 ай бұрын
The tragedy of married life. She keeps hoping that he will change. He keeps hoping that she will never change. 🤨
@farahjichi46177 ай бұрын
You mean he keep hoping her vagina will never change ... was she silent when he met her?
@litemetal4 ай бұрын
True . My first wife filed for divorce because she was tormented by her “Expectations “ of me. I never lived up to her millions of daily thoughts. I used to say “ I’m still the same guy married “. She said I know who I married…but you are not going to stay that way… Man did she do me a favor !
@ridiculousnessineveryway19124 күн бұрын
You need to do another special on the same exact subject. There is so much in society today you could draw from. You have hit the pulse….. we want more. You did good.
@bryanclark37398 ай бұрын
This woman could have saved me 15 years of therapy.
@sammas29594 ай бұрын
Only 15 years? What Miracle worker did you used? There's no fixing woman and man relationship; it's incompatible.
@KL-zg7lu4 ай бұрын
This has been my opinion my entire life.
@StephensMusicListening4 ай бұрын
Get God first get right born again then ask for that genuine born again clean holy faithful righteous woman. A rare gem.
@ReiseLukas7 күн бұрын
@@sammas2959 strange you say that when men and women are physically compatible. I think if both parties are honest and upfront with each other that will prevent a lot of issues between men and women. The biggest problem with women these days is that they're not honest and upfront. They play mind games which upsets men and hurts themselves
@staceylacey55879 ай бұрын
What a funny talented comedian!!!! Love her
@jeanniebell94939 ай бұрын
Wicked funny--- and true ! :) Looking forward to hearing more !!! LOL !!!
@deannebenkert67005 ай бұрын
This is hysterical & so true!! I’ve watched it & shared it numerous times!!!
@Traitorman..Proverbs26.112 ай бұрын
True love is not “because of” but “in spite of”.
@marinazagrai16239 ай бұрын
She is hilarious because she is right on the dot! I have been married almost 31yrs because I am not chatty at all (my husband starts talking to me when I haven't said a word for some time) and I watched my dad being how she describes men to be like. I haven't laughed so hard to hear the truth.
@deborahrambo65659 ай бұрын
She is so funny. She has it so right with men.
@mauricemorning9 ай бұрын
Not funny but has it right about what she thinks is wrong with men.
@mauricemorning9 ай бұрын
I doubt you have met a real man. I know several and not one of them fits into her demeaning category.
@deelicious16109 ай бұрын
My husband and I have reversed roles. My husband’s the talker. It takes him 10 minutes to say what I could say in less than 1!!
@MariaElena511858 ай бұрын
I’m fascinated by that. Have you ever been with a no talker man? I’ve had both experiences and I talk less and get overwhelmed with nonstop talker guys. And my husband is a no talker and so I get nervous and talk a lot. There’s no balance out there! 😅
@deelicious16108 ай бұрын
@@MariaElena51185 I have and we were both fine with lots of silence. Overwhelm is right. My brain just shuts down after the first several minutes of my husband’s drawn out stories.
@deelicious16108 ай бұрын
Yes and it was blissfully quiet.
@zenithquasar96235 ай бұрын
@@deelicious1610 there is a chance that he is neuro atypical.
@2Greenlid4 ай бұрын
When is his sex change surgery scheduled? 😂
@ralphbuschman3364Күн бұрын
You are beautiful, you are wise, the words that you say show you care . You speak and show life has mellowed you like happens to wine.
@wwilliams47433 ай бұрын
This bit was HILARIOUS and every word rings true! Married 24 years. Thanks, Monique!
@shananigans01179 ай бұрын
Hope she finds her LareBare 😂
@sharonwilfong5039 ай бұрын
Me too
@CrunchyGreenWater9 ай бұрын
Funny from start to finish!!! 😂
@nildahernandez82698 ай бұрын
Just have to say Monique has an incredible understanding of both men and women. Her delivery was witty, saucy, and insightful. Her timing was precise and enhanced the ability of her audience to enjoy her perspective, and accept the truth of her presention with joyful comradery. 🤔 I identified with her description of the mindset of gender and had a really good time listening and understanding these mysterious truths that she has been able to share with us. Needless to say, I am impressed with her ability to share comprehensable skills in cohabitation. Kudos to you Monique! 👏 🥳🤭😉😆
@georgekaono5436Ай бұрын
I'm a 71 year old man. You are right. We don't change. Love u.
@MelissaBuwu4 ай бұрын
She's hilariously on point. Thanks Ms Marvez😂
@karabean9 ай бұрын
I need to watch this EVERYDAY to get my head right 😂
@Reesha155622 күн бұрын
Seriously girl😂
@terryshaw34939 ай бұрын
Hilarious! RIght on point. Loved this.
@nenaelliott80589 ай бұрын
This is hilarious but oh so true. Congratulations on finding your Larry. I never found mine.. lol
@karenkernell94059 ай бұрын
Me either.
@tiffanyvanlengen6 ай бұрын
first of all, I've got a pen and paper and I'm taking notes. I've been going through a bad breakup for a while. I can't tell you what this video did for me today. It made things simple and clear and it's 100% accurate. Thank you so much!❤ You saved my day! Quit laughing, i don't have a lot of time! 😂😅
@Celebregulista4 ай бұрын
So what have you learnt? The fact that the guys are not offended and we women look like fools just yapping our way through all of this, is kind of sad. What should ‘we’ do to live happily ever after then? Is it to not care anymore? Is it to just shut up and not be ourselves around them? What have you written down and what can you learn from them?
@wasblindbutnowsee2 ай бұрын
A zillion times I'm joking around with some woman, and I stop to relax a few moments. It's like the relaxing, quiet moment frightens her . She'll bend forward, look in my eyes, and ask , " What?" I know she's afraid I'm thinking something bad about her. Why do they think that?
@leonelcadet38339 ай бұрын
The moment you realize she is right, your life will be so easier ladies. We are simple. Too bad it took her 3 marriages to learn all this.😅.
@steveotatooed9 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@marinazagrai16239 ай бұрын
She was just hopeful she was wrong about men...my dad was my example; some women don't get into conversing for no reason.
@QwertyQwerty-eq7th8 ай бұрын
That's why I stopped dating altogether, better off single than invest so much in a guy only for him to use and dump
@MoniqueMarvez8 ай бұрын
Trust me, I want others to save time!
@OrionPax-g5b8 ай бұрын
The only thing I disagree with is when she said men are delusional. It’s the women that are delusional thinking they can change men
@kentfreeman86749 ай бұрын
Love the honesty
@MyRockMyFortress9 ай бұрын
8:14 That’s my husband there 😂He despises all holiday decorations 😂 8:38 yeah on the underwear. Married for three years, I have not seen him throw away a pair of underwear😢
@matthewhunter64219 ай бұрын
It's only been 3 years, how often do you throw out underwear? Underwear is good for at least 10 years
@MyRockMyFortress9 ай бұрын
@@matthewhunter6421Well, what I failed to mention was that he brought some underwear that already had some small tears and holes into the marriage 😂 He couldn’t be persuaded to part with them. I have added some new ones to his collection but he continues to wear the comfy old ones 😢
@marinazagrai16239 ай бұрын
Wait till you see the entire elastic (mine doesn’t like boxers; I don’t know if they have an elastic band) go bad but if they still hold up they believe it’s all good. I just throw what I perceive is worth tossing (30yrs).
@jdrano22158 ай бұрын
3rd marriage for me, but this wife gets it. Don't throw my stuff out. I have reasons for keeping it...and on a side note, I do have underwear 30 years old.....
@MahlonEdwards8 ай бұрын
@@matthewhunter6421 😂😂🤣🤣
@Meditations20245 ай бұрын
I worked with a woman who thought her overthinking everything was some sort of super power. She committed to a man that obviously had no intention of reciprocating & rationalized every Toxic thing he did to her. I'm glad that you were able to make light of such a Toxic aspect women all too often fall into & only realize when it's too late. Men are indeed very often simple creatures. Easy to understand if you don't overthink everything we do...
@IamValak-j9e3 ай бұрын
i saw Monique in Cali when i was on Vacation from the UK, Monique you made my Vacation so much better, Luv yer
@queenj.8i8959 ай бұрын
I AM ROLLLLLLINNNNGGG!! So funny!!! All the way thru!! Love it! Love her! Love Dry Bar!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU!!!!!! Many blessings!! 🫶
@tcortez9 ай бұрын
Saw Monique prior to the 'rona and she was funny then. It is great to see that she is still as funny but with a modified set that approaches the absurdities of life from a slightly different angle.
@plant4957 ай бұрын
I can't stop watching this.
@ibrahkimesu240211 сағат бұрын
Its not only comedy, these are the 'truest' most honest words that resonates with 101% of men here.
@JamesCurtis-o9o4 ай бұрын
My wife and I watched her show on a cruise ship last week - so very funny, and on point! We watched both the family-friendly show and the adults only!