Don't Ever Mess With Canada. Milt Abel - Full Special

[@mosesmontes199]

This guy is so underrated!!! His comic style is elaborate!

[@JC-cm9bn]

Dry Bar definitely has the best comedians! Excellent job Milt, very funny! 😂😂

[@pinkpurr6978]

Heck yeah, standing ovation. You’re amazing! I can’t believe I haven’t seen your shows before. I hope to see you again. Thank you.

[@Ultimita01]

The seismologist joke made me laugh. These are classic dry jokes (deadpan) and i love it!!

[@dixieboy5689]

This guy is a genius. super sharp and cuts to the bone. Great view of the modern world we live in. I loved this set. Thanks.

[@bluenoser1567]

Brilliant! I'm Canadian and loved it. Just a hoot ... Cheers from Nova Scotia

[@sharongardiner5076]

me too

[@denise3587]

U Hugh S huh A huh

[@victoriaomdahl9890]

"They call them smart phones but they let anyone use them." Comedy gold. I glad I wasn't drinking something when he said that. 🤣🤣

[@mhtammi]

Canada: has a province called Ontario which is bigger than Texas which also has hot, tropical summers, as well as a coastal province which on its southern islands and lower mainland has moderate temperatures year round, has a bridge connecting the provinces of Prince Edward Island and New Brunswick that is a mile longer than the Seven Mike Bridge in the Florida Keys and had free elections. Love my chosen homeland❤

[@focusedeye]

Fellow Canadian here, am I the only one here was forced to sign an NDA, as I popped out of my mother's womb?. It was something about not divulging anything positive about Canada, which might make a 'Merican want to learn more about Canada or worst case scenario...visit us./s

[@autumn7ful]

I am a proud Canadian

[@seanhewitt603]

You're on native land Canaduh.

[@mhtammi]

@@seanhewitt603 pretty much very country in the world is. Shocker.

[@seanhewitt603]

@@mhtammi The big difference is this is MY ancestral home, not everyone else's, I feel for the other infested indigenous lands, but my focus is on Turtle Island...

[@elizabethvendley3459]

This is the first guy to make me laugh so hard I had to tip him! Some of his timing was incredible! Thanks for an enjoyable watch.

[@wolf-ranger]

You'd think after so many years there wouldn't be any new comedy material. This guy somehow came up with amazing original jokes that had me dying!

[@focusedeye]

Everyone experiences life in their own way, ergo there's always an endless supply of funny life experiences, which when workshopped properly can sometimes lead to comedy gold.

[@SchemeTintFocus]

C, eh N, eh D, eh That one's older than Canada itself

[@paulacurran3091]

Love this guy; so clever and funny

[@JustOneAsbesto]

The audience didn't really seem into him at first, but he got a standing ovation. That says a lot.

[@juggmkj]

Thank you for typing "a lot" correctly

[@francesbernard2445]

I like this. Milt's imagination is so original with the jokes.

[@cathy2earth]

but they are not orginal its like how many times has the how canada was named joke been told

[@francesbernard2445]

@@cathy2earth Sister I don't know while being down to earth do you?

[@gribble2979]

He's hilarious! Fresh material that had me laughing out-loud from the very beginning.

[@childoftheeternalking2041]

He was great. I really enjoyed his comedy.

[@MrEightygrit]

You’re a great laugher sir, thanks for sitting up front! And “they’re called smart phones but anyone can use ‘em!”

[@anthonymcrooster3703]

Someone has to be the one in a completely dependant relationship :)

[@albertoortiz9040]

Yes very good comedian..it's my first time hearing him 😀

[@reneeblair7593]

This guy is really funny, enjoyed him, he made me laugh alot.

[@GoldenMarky]

Pretty sure he stole a lot of those jokes, ive heard them a long time ago from a female comedian

[@auratr33visuals95]

@@GoldenMarky Well. A majority of female comedians can't pull off the delivery of a joke.

[@darrellkyle1329]

@@GoldenMarky 88-89 and,

[@GoldenMarky]

@@darrellkyle1329 and

[@axial1494]

@@GoldenMarky >things that didn't happen realistically 99.9% of female comedians can't help but talk about - their vagina, their void of a sex life, and how men are useless but not when it comes to jobs that women are too lazy to do.

[@anitajones4899]

Very funny stuff! One of the best I've seen in a while! Thank you, Milt Abel ~ I really needed to laugh after the bad day I've had! Would love to see you in person! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@jerryfarmer5737]

Hilarious .

[@GenerationJonesi]

He's got great delivery! Thanks for posting!

[@mnirwin5112]

"I have a landline in my house so I can call my smartphone to find out where it is." I hear ya, buddy, believe me. 😆

[@missg.5940]

Omg l did that ten minutes ago 😮

[@andrewheffel3565]

Milt, that did NOT suck! Very funny!

[@DrJohnPollard]

So funny, there's never been a bad Dry Bar Comedy set. Super Clever! I'm laughing so hard I have to take a break.

[@focusedeye]

Maybe the bad ones aren't posted on YT?

[@kennethgrzegorzewski753]

My wife and I are first timers watching Milt. Very funny material, delivery and was clean for the whole family. Definitely recommend him!

[@epsileth]

I see your eagle and raise you the Canada goose. 😂

[@kimleone5496]

I really enjoyed that. This is the first time I've seen this guy. Really funny.. . Talks about normal stuff. Good job!

[@tooncutter5805]

Laughed out loud so many times - Milt you are a funny funny man. Thanks for posting.

[@djpvma]

I liked this one a lot. He's got a lot of great jokes. Thanks for the funnies, Milt!

[@nenaelliott8058]

This guy is freakin' hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@jeanniebell9493]

Wicked Funny ! LOL !!! Laughing Still ! Excellent material, timing, etc. Looking forward to seeing more ! Hysterical ending !!!! :)

[@white966]

Absolutely hilarious, he had me in tears🤣🤣

[@duelette]

Woke up at 2:00 a.m. couldn't sleep. First thing I saw on KZbin was this guy so I clicked it. I don't think I ever laughed so much just waking! up!

[@careyashley8309]

One of my favorite performances I've seen on dry bar comedy

[@phoenixlundstrom3447]

The most intelligent comedian I've watched in a long time.

[@rickyspanish492]

What an awesome style and set! It just got better and better, my favorite was the bit about speeding. Hilarious stuff! Thanks Dry Bar and Milt Abel for the laughter!

[@angiekalas-caldwell8825]

2 seconds after 3:00, gonna need a seismologist to find my phone looooooooool. great comedian. hope he comes back to dry bar

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

So... that would be 3:02?

[@contessajones5619]

He’s very good!

[@kathyhollenbach7413]

Milt, I loved your show! I really enjoyed the jokes I had to think about for a couple seconds! And the dating apps!! Sooo good! Thank you.

[@sincerely-b]

The salmon bit was spot on 😂

[@wolf-ranger]

"That one didn't make it! Well, gotta keep going. They can't get us all!" I felt that one to my core, lolol

[@rebeccafranks9859]

The Capn Crunch palate shred is real!!

[@johannaholmgren8088]

And Fruit Loops.

[@helen_vu]

I love this kind of comedy

[@RMBlake007]

"....a herd of wild Roomba appeared from the East." Nice. Original. Recommend,

[@monicalarkin4616]

Thank you for the laugh today.

[@Matt05A]

Very funny, thank you. And I'm from Canada, eh.

[@thomasarussellsr]

Well done Milt. The thing is, if I came to your show, I'd be pissed if I forgot my opera glasses and didn't get a close seat. Your face does so much for the routine. You definitely need a camera and a big screen for anyone not sitting close enough to see you clearly. But here on KZbin, your a rockstar of comedy, IMHO!

[@robbiebenson2814]

Always end with your best joke. Nailed it

[@batya7]

This guy is hilarious!!

[@tbwpiper189]

Everyone thinks Canadians are so very polite...until they have the puck.

[@KellyJones-y6e]

Oh wr can fight. We just don't have a reason. Minimum wage 15. Professionals like teachers 100000 and benefits package unbelievable. Free health care. Includes dental and glasses for kids under 18......

[@Frosty_Broccoli]

The Geneva Convention is written 75% because of us Canadians eh?! .... when we stop saying sorry, other people are going to be ...

[@DawnChatman]

Or live in Southern Ontario or Alberta. US Social media has made some of us horrible people.

[@petertuckergoettler5720]

Good Stuff (Funny), merci.

[@vailryan5682]

Really well done. Just enough bread crumbs to hold the meatloaf together.

[@bradhouston4734]

I really enjoyed this! Great to see some..well ripened characters killing it on here! 😀

[@susielopresti7879]

Loved the spelling bee joke “coming in list”! Very smart! 🌞Susie🌞

[@dianaspy6733]

Very funny guy! Thanks for sharing! 😄

[@tedereTSSK]

A great laugh. Thank you.

[@sherylklein4887]

Thanks! Enjoyed Milt Abel!

[@garryjones7893]

Really enjoyed this guy's material! Lots of giggles n' guffaws!

[@HelioSkeptic]

I love that. Throw your own surprise Birthday Party.

[@robinkarns7512]

This guy is great! I haven't laughed this much in a long time!

[@brandonnewby178]

That having a landline to find your cellular device bit.. I lose it so many times am I about to hook something up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sunnydaze2359]

If I didn't have my landline phone I would probably have bought about 6 News cell phones by now.,🙄

[@tinydancer7426]

I have used my cell phone to find my cordless land line.

[@judyswiderski2682]

When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂 "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14. What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator. John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator. Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5. "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8. Jesus said that he is God! "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14. The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33. "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27. Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins]. He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.] "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22. Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them." "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! 'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

[@hudsonsteele8532]

I was looking for Captain Crunch yesterday, don't even know if they make it anymore. It WILL shred the roof of your mouth!

[@peachmelba9333]

Yeah but I so liked it's sugar-and-vitamin-y taste.

[@paulbloom71]

What vitamin

[@huejanus5505]

You think Captain Crunch is bad, try Froot Loops. Fruit loops smell so good.

[@tracygrigereit2076]

@@peachmelba93330

[@peachmelba9333]

@@huejanus5505 oot-fray oops-lay-see I still remember that commercial- yeah and now they do seasonal things to the cereals- like Christmas red and green; 4th of July Red ,Blue and some white mini marshmallows

[@petermcfarlane7405]

Thank you for your great show,very funny Mike cheers buddy

[@joannegreco3985]

Love the kid jokes. I get what he's saying.. I'm a Great Grandmother now..

[@ikreate4u]

Thanks!

[@hjuugo]

Loved this. I'm also getting some Benny Hill vibes so extra plus points for that lol

[@joekish9044]

In comedy, "timing is everything", and his timing is superb.

[@kurtrich27]

I really wish I could tip you; I am flat broke but I really loved your set! 😂 Hope I can find more

[@alainbellemare2168]

Canada s emblem is actually the beaver

[@paulipuhakka8788]

Shaved???😳

[@denisetarabori553]

Very clever!! I have added Nagigator to my vocabulary now. And I loved “a herd of wild Roombas”!! Totally enjoyable.

[@catherinerosa-baker2937]

He's a very clever comedian😂 C A N A ...

[@sac1303]

He was very funny. Thanks, Dry Bar.

[@mr.agigittygigitty9916]

I really enjoy this good job bro 🙌

[@munnerlyn3]

Great job. Loved your act.

[@sillyoldfrog]

I love the wait until the kids do something wrong before tou whip them joke.

[@pchan-wb9qw]

That's correct, do NOT mess with us up here......we've got a tank ! And we know how to use it.

[@fominandrey7815]

Excellent special, very funny.

[@Auntee-Sara]

Packing: Milt KNOWS me!🤣 Roomba🤣🤣 Snort Laughing: Sign of funny and you got me S&Ling all over the place!🤣🤣🤣

[@liangchen6451]

Ah I have been living in CND the whole time

[@idoitforthehonor]

It’s the wild Roomba for me

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Lots of great laughs from this guy. Loved the one about sharing a Mensa membership.

[@renier4415]

Nice clean comedy thank you

[@lyleswanson7557]

I talk to myself because, l am the only one l can trust to give me a straight answer.

[@ct7625]

Anyone remember the video of a cowboy hitching his horse outside a bar. He walks in and hits on a good looking lady. She brushes him off by singing " He had a little dickie". The bartender and patrons join in. Finally he rides away on his horse alone while the song plays on. Believe the lady may have been from the Maritimes

[@sidkudav9375]

Great set, made me laugh quite loudly at some of the punchlines.

[@karleygreeley9130]

Loved it ! from Newfoundland.

[@judyphilibert6921]

Funny Guy! I'd pay money to see him! Thanks for the laughs 🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣

[@Ethan7s]

I hear great things about Canada, how it’s huge, and cold, and especially the nice people there. Definitely one of our top ten states.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

States? Huh? It's a Country, silly! ⚘ 🤣 ⚘

[@Ethan7s]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 it’s a country? Do they even have enough people to make an airport??

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

@@Ethan7s Over 38M population in 2020. I just asked Mr. Google... 🙃

[@Ethan7s]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 but they say there’s more moose than people in Canada, so they have millions and millions of moose?!

[@bubzilla6137]

@@Ethan7s Not every saying is literal... I live in Wisconsin. A common saying is that we have two seasons: winter and road construction. Obviously we still have summer, Autumn, and spring. It's just that there's ALWAYS construction happening as long as the ground isn't too frozen to do it. Lol! 🤣😂 Edit: typo

[@mandy747c]

This guy is fun! 🤣

[@brightbulb9778]

Funny. Very funny. 😂😂😂

[@CrystalAbrahams]

Milt Able, Comedian: "I just started a new diet. You gotta give something up, you always gotta give something up. So I gave up Mirrors 🛡 and Scales." Sent that to all my friends. Crystal in Canada 🇨🇦

[@DawnChatman]

The name “Canada” likely comes from the Huron-Iroquois word “kanata,” meaning “village” or “settlement.” In 1535, two Aboriginal youths told French explorer Jacques Cartier about the route to kanata; they were actually referring to the village of Stadacona, the site of the present-day City of Québec. ...Just sayin. =P

[@cindynewman902]

🇨🇦

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I wish I had a dime every time my mom said "wait till your father gets home "those are the scariest words I ever heard

[@jimmajer5503]

Thanks Milt. That was fun!😊😊😊

[@ekdaufin1485]

Eh eh! 🤣 thank you!

[@mcg3062]

Love that Canadian humour. Eh?

[@sallykrouth5714]

Was that Molalla, Oregon? You certainly could be picking several kinds of berries there.

[@carlaaustin6054]

The smart phone part was so hilarious. Been there done that.

[@yvonnelewis4888]

Ha! Too Funny!! Great show Milt!

[@rickbullock4331]

Very funny. I’m Canadian and I still use eh. Lots of laughs.

[@patrickmchargue7122]

Well worth the watch.

[@barbjustus462]

You are so funny,Thank you I needed to laugh

[@crownuk4867]

"I lost my vacuum cleaner" "left the front door open." Funniest line