DS9 Quark and Odo having an enjoyable time together (The Ascent)

[@joegrimes9232]

Rene's performance originally came from his shrugs and sighs because that's all he could do under the make up. But he became so much more over the series. He stole so many hearts.

[@joegrimes9232]

His performance as Father Mulchaye was amazing, it stood out for him. a minor role in MASH. No wonder he landed this. Belittle Star Trek as you like the talent showcased? Next to nonre - you believed it

[@roxannesharbono1392]

@@joegrimes9232 wrong guy it was william christopher on mash. He was on benson

[@herrklaus6888]

He was also great in the old series Baa Baa Black Sheep during a guest appearance.

[@kaygataki6163]

@@roxannesharbono1392 Auberjonois was the original Father Mulcahy in the 1970s MASH film that launched the series. He was replaced by Christopher in the series that followed.

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@roxannesharbono1392 The film came before the show.

[@1BigBen]

"You remember back there, when I told you I hated you, and you told me you hated me?" "Vividly." "I just wanted you to know... I meant every word of it." "So did I."

[@hisdudeness8328]

Ah...they're such good friends.

[@prideofasia99]

Translation: "I love you too"

[@barone8889]

Best bromance in all of Star Trek. Sorry Spock/McCoy....you win 2nd place.

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

Bros, being bros while both being in denial about being bros. Brohood, confirmed

[@hisdudeness8328]

"Nobody dies in 'Vulcan Love Slave', but it's a HELL of a read." I'll bet it is Quark. I'll bet it is.

[@mnirwin5112]

And where can this literary jewel be purchased? Asking for several thousand friends. 😄

[@alexoblivion9295]

Sorry, Quark. Nothing will top the Colonel Sanders adult novel.

[@johnnybrowning8663]

Was it ever adapted for the holosuites?

[@mosasaurusrex1815]

I'm kinda shocked that a smutty Vulcan novel doesn't have a kinky but deadly koon ut kalifee scene.

[@changaming1275]

quark needs to make an audiobook.

[@mattb6369]

These two right here, perhaps the most accurate representation of best friends who deny it to others.

[@xsailor85]

Much like typical anime rivals.

[@LargeFriesChocoShake]

Odo literally moved on the room above Quark's because he knows that Quark's giant ass ears will hear every bit of sound whenever he shapeshifts. Only a true friend would dedicate himself so much to trolling you.

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@LargeFriesChocoShake If that's what 'true friendship' looks like, I'm glad I started avoiding the concept when I graduated from high school.

[@AnEnemySpy456]

I love how Quark plays along acting like he's going to prison when he knows full well he's not in any legal trouble just to make it that much sweeter when he reveals the truth.

[@2Scribble]

Also, he thinks Odo is playing with him - he doesn't realize that Odo hasn't been told that he's an informant against the Orion syndicate It's why he's jibing Odo and teasing him - he *thinks* Odo is jibing and playing with him be he *must* know that Quark's not *really* going to prison xD

[@OAleathaO]

_Vulcan Love Slave_ was #1 on the _New Federation Times_ bestseller list for 10 weeks.

[@oaktree2406]

Marry me

[@TheChoujinVirus]

though I heard the Lusty Gorn Maid might outsell Vulcan Love Slave

[@ZeroCanalX]

@@TheChoujinVirus Well it was, until Morn started writing autobio, which concentrated almost exclusively on his bank heist and alien babes conquests.

[@christopherwall2121]

@@TheChoujinVirus "Ssssssuch a large loaf, I fear it may not fit in the oven."

[@Rubyofthedead]

​@@christopherwall2121"Plenty of time, my space sweet. Plenty of time."

[@Wingzero5555]

Vulcan Love Slave so much better than 50 shades of grey

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Wingzero5555 Chances are good a dozen of people have written it it by now.

[@JumbaFan]

Instead of "Oh my", the repeated exclamation would be "Fascinating". It might even cause a few raised eyebrows... Okay, I'm done. :)

[@candidbayproductions]

Was just thinking how Quark reading Odo's book out loud is like Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 Shades aloud on KZbin! xD

[@otomicans6580]

Vulcan love slaves are not logical.

[@casey6556]

Fifty Shades of Grey? Surely that refers to the lesser known “Romulan Love Slave”

[@doom7ish]

Odo likes Erotic novels. Oh my.

[@Demiglitch]

They just provide an insight into the criminal mind is all.

[@Scyllax]

doom7ish Period romances with sex scenes pretty close to rape, they used to be referred to as “bodice-rippers”.

[@medexamtoolscom]

The question is, was he reading it?....... Or writing it.

[@davfree9732]

Kakashi approves

[@jordanloux3883]

Reading porn in front of your hated enemy. That's a power move.

[@rkmugen]

Odo (to Quark): "I hate you." Quark (to Odo): "I hate you too." *both share in a laugh in sickbay, after just barely surviving in the wilderness on an alien planet*

[@daviniarobbins9298]

They sound like an old married couple sometimes.

[@malikmohamed6051]

@@daviniarobbins9298 Right? 😂😂

[@thetruth45678]

Love and hate are simply two words for describing a singular passion.

[@Neilhammond64]

Fizbin was a game Captain Kirk improvised to let the guard of some space mobsters down. The rules were so ludicrous that the days of the week and times of day determined a card's value. Quark challenged Odo to a fake game.

[@planguy9575]

Someone in universe must have made it a real game.

[@SvanTowerMan]

So essentially, Quark wanted to play Calvinball.

[@michaelbayer5094]

Or the writers threw it in, so someone would say, "isn't that the game Kirk invented in Piece of the Action?"

[@adiraiju9336]

The whole time, I was just waiting for this: QUARK: "I swear, I just keep hearing this annoying, irritating little high-pitched whining sound, but where's it coming from?..." ODO: "Out of your MOUTH."

[@yetanothertubeuser]

"What are you gonna do, arrest me?" Hehehe.

[@EmperorSteele]

Actually, if I remember the episode right, Quark was actually being called in as a witness, and even Odo didn't know that, as it was part of a highly delicate investigation into the Orion Syndicate. =)

[@Slopmaster]

and Quark didn’t bother letting Odo know what was going on.

[@videomaster412]

@@Slopmaster of cause not. Quark wanted to see the expression in Odo's face when he was told the truth.

[@2Scribble]

@@Slopmaster - He thought Odo knew - later in the episode he freaks out when he realized that Odo's bosses *didn't* tell him the Orion Syndicate was after them It's why he's picking at him so much - he thinks Odo knows everything and is playing with him xD

[@markfernando6967]

Imagine how funny this would have been if Garak had tagged along too.

[@hudsonball4702]

He would have found the bomb, disarmed it, and beamed it out harmlessly out into space within the first hour or their trip. Then we wouldn't have had such a great episode.

[@AzguardMike]

@Jodrul your forgetting the best part. He wouldnt of told them the bomb was gone until it detonated just out of shield range and then drop a one liner "Oh looook, a bomb. *gasp* well, i wonder how that got there? Hmm a another mystery i suppose."

[@tyson31415]

I suspect Kardassian romance novels would be terrifying..

[@TomalakGeretkal]

It wouldn't surprise me if Garak had been tasked with planting the bomb in the first place :D

[@downunderrob]

Now that would be interesting!😆

[@WolfeSpeider]

RIP, Rene. The dynamic between Odo and Quark is one of my favorites of any shows. Truly a great actor.

[@alexruddies1718]

Quark and Odo...still a better love story than Twilight...

[@RequiemPoete]

A potato chip falling on the floor next to a forgotten dorito is a better love story than Twilight.

[@5610winston]

Quark was the nexus of several bromances and romances on DS9. Quite an interesting fellow, actually.

[@lunazeppeli8340]

Odo is like “I ain’t got time for this nuisance....”

[@thetruth45678]

A dog and a pile of cat shit also falls under that category.

[@smileyman1721]

Everything is a better GENERAL story than Twilight.

[@vguyver2]

Quark: Ahh, another secret there Odo? *yoink* Odo: Oh for the... Quark: "My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven? -"The Lusty Argonian Maid" ... Odo: ...Several Criminals are known to have tails in their species. Quark: You keep telling yourself that.

[@rikosaikawa9024]

Lusty Argonian Maid. Lol

[@DarkNova50]

The literary genius of Crassius Curio extends beyond the limited confines of Mundus or Oblivion.

[@Goldenbane]

"I used to be a bartender like you, Quark, but then I took a phaser to the knee!"

[@Sight-Beyond-Sight]

I need to take another trip to Skyrim... Might shape-shift myself into a Khajiit this time...

[@toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301]

Odo could probably get away with that, given how its author is a minion of one of Morrowind's most powerful criminal organizations.

[@MrDibara]

"This is work, not recreation! Books like this give me insight into the criminal mind!" Damn, Odo, you don't have to deny it that much. XD

[@RogueBoyScout]

Odo using the 'ole "I only read it for the articles" routine. Even in the future, some things will never change...

[@joeschembrie9450]

@@RogueBoyScout Only guys who grew up in twentieth century America know what you're talking about.

[@ThePhantomStinker]

Funny thing is he probably isn't. I can genuinely picture Odo downloading his first dirty love story just because he has no idea what this "sex" thing even is. I can also picturing him finishing up that read, putting down the pad and, with a heavy sigh, saying to himself "I still don't get it."

[@Kibogu]

Everyone goeso n about Kirk/Spock, Bashir/O'Brien, or what have you, but THIS was my favorite friendship in Star Trek. These two complete stubborn assholes, polar opposites in many ways.. but they still found a way to form a deep respect for each other, despite how much they disagreed with how the other chose to live.

[@purrbox7514]

I agree, I've seen my fair share of quark and odo's in real life.

[@Claudanne2]

The definition of Frienemies

[@orgonkothewildlyuntamed6301]

Kirk/Spock? by FAR the best was Spock/Bones watch the youtube vids of them 50+ yrs later still excellent

[@SantomPh]

@@orgonkothewildlyuntamed6301 Kirk and Spock's friendship was deeper and only really manifested in the best of times. McCoy and Spock were the other leg of the trinity, sharing quips but working together really well.

[@orgonkothewildlyuntamed6301]

@@SantomPh Kirk/Spock was only minimally showed maybe because behind the scenes they weren't the best of friends(at least back then) as Kirk would have the writers take away lines & give them to him

[@betotrono]

Jesus Odo Quark's just trying to chill. He IS like the most bearable Ferengi in the series.

[@Captain_Mike82]

betotrono Grand Nagus Zek was amusing at times, mostly because when ever I saw him all I could think is "Inconceivable!"

[@thedavecorp]

betotrono lol

[@dimnimrod2978]

Mike Blodgett the grand nagus was repulsive. Hated his episodes. Good character nonetheless

[@jonathansotelo4877]

Probably because not only do they have a history of animosity, but also because the point of the trip was to have Quark testify to a case that Odo knew almost nothing about other than Quark witnessed actions by the Orion Syndicate. Odo thought that Quark was involved, that he was going to trial, and working with the Orion Syndicate might have earned more than the usual disgust..

[@LadyRavenEyes]

He is the most bearable Ferengi in existence

[@RaydeusMX]

I remember watching this for the first time. I couldn't breath from laughing so much when Quark started reading. XD And to this day I still want to read 24th century's version of the "Lusty Argonian maid"

[@wilsonyu4493]

*Looking up Lusty Argonian maid* Eww!... She look so... Scaly!

[@pwnmeisterage]

Well, I guess if there's gorn porn then Quark's the guy who can get it for you.

[@horseenthusiast9903]

@@pwnmeisterage Gorn Porn has such a perfect rhyme lol

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@horseenthusiast9903 Hardcore Gornography.

[@Enkarashaddam]

​@@wilsonyu4493 Being a female argonian player I won't take it personally

[@sebastianfitzptraick7395]

Rest in Peace René, Odo was one of many amazing characters from the Trek Canon and Mr. Auberjonois played him to perfection as well as directing some of DS9's best episodes.

[@christopherg2347]

0:20 "Fizbin is a very simple game". Well, except the part where Kirk thought it up to *literally* confused a AI to death.

[@Kibogu]

He made it up to distract the Iotian guards that were holding them captive.

[@TomalakGeretkal]

That's the joke.

[@jonnyrello5982]

"literally confused a AI to death." Nice try.

[@Nyx773]

*an AI

[@spacerconrad]

I wonder how many real games got their start as a joke. :)

[@seta-san2149]

it's not nice to grab someone else's kindle.

[@jerichamesclammay3107]

shut up.

[@LocksAndChains]

What? That's basically what it is. The future is now!

[@benjaminthefox]

Doesn't really look... futuristic anymore does it?

[@dkupke]

During a recent conversation my brother declared Gene Rodenberry a time traveler, and he quoted Men In Black by saying "He did't die. He just went home."

[@annehaight9963]

Yup that's gotta be a Paperwhite. LOL.

RIP René Auberjonois 1940 - 2019 Odo was my favorite character on DS9 after Sisko. First Nog, now him. Very sad. So long, René .

[@jebdulles5809]

Odo: Give it up, Quark. Quark: Shall I unclasp my broach and let the cloak fall from my shoulders with my wet skin glistening in the moonlight ? Odo: falls to floor into Changeling goo in embarrassment.

[@floppydisksareop]

He couldn't at this point.

[@wlcfa2638]

...the smile on Odo's face at the end...

[@sarahkinsey5434]

Aw man I can't find the scene after this where Odo is eating soup and driving Quark up the wall. I loved it when Odo smacked his lips! It seems like ever since Odo became a Solid, he has gained a sense of humor.

[@CrypticCharm]

"Books like this give me an insight into the criminal mind" The Audience thinking "Bullshit Odo, you just like Porn like the rest of us"

[@pirobot668beta]

I never though it possible: Quark reading a 'bodice-ripper', and making it sound good!

[@Suchwerewolf]

Greg Gallacci someone make armin shimmerman read 50 shades of gay lol

[@gwpeoples]

"What are you reading?" "Nothing that would interest you." Quark snatches the tablet from Odo. (This is why I love Quark)

[@williamamodei1257]

I love the relationship between Quark and Odo.

[@lionsandmoon]

The two best actors on DS9 (sorry fans of other actors, but it's true--these two are actually masters of their craft) going at each other. Glorious.

[@thomasfrazer8934]

It's not sports. The accomplishments of one doesn't diminish the achievements of another. They are all great.

[@ASMRMuzz]

Rest in Peace Rene. You were amazing

[@AndriaTheKobold]

wait, he's dead too?! Noooo! I just found out Nog's actor passed away as well, so sad D:

[@lucifersapprentice]

Quark: "Where's that coming from!" Odo: "Inside your head!" Lol

[@matth1143]

RIP Rene Auberjonois.

[@vjm3]

And now I present to you an excerpt from the famed title "Vulcan Love Slave": Solmek stood before the human Federation captain still restrained by the uncomfortable neck chains he attached to her. Her piercing eyes never left him as he slowly approached her, his rippling muscles on full display. "I paid a good price to procure you, my dear. Tell me...how does it feel to know that you'll forever be my love slave?" Captain Chad Longbottom boasted with a condescending, yet knowing smile. Solmek spoke in an even tone "I have no extreme feelings of this manner, and find your actions illogical." she answered stoically. Longbottom undid his pants zipper and let them fall in a bunch to his feet, his heavy set of metals on full display. Solmek stared for a few moments longer than she would have liked. Her answer told the whole story. "Fascinating."

[@filipinowhiteboy]

.......go on

[@TheFrankman]

... I'm listening...

[@jeremydale4548]

...I wonder how she'd react to my kind of fun in the bedroom.

[@cholakuany5989]

True friendship in its young stage. Quark, the money-loving man and Odo, the peace-keeper interact. Please, use all your six senses when listening to this conversation. We, humaans may learn from it.

[@trekkienzl2862]

I actually like Quark.

[@Kay_The_Coffee_Weirdo]

NZ Trekkie people complain about the Ferengi, but I like them. Zek and Nog can be annoying, I don't like Gaila, but I do like Quark, Rom, Brunt, and Ishka (Moogie).

[@Lieutenant_Dude]

Zek, Quark, and Nog are the bees fucking knees.

[@purrbox7514]

I like the Ferengi too, it's a shame they make them out to be so stupid at times though because in reality people who are competent in business are usually very intelligent.

[@bloodrave9578]

@@Kay_The_Coffee_Weirdo Leck as well, the crazy bastard

[@stoybenxi7395]

We all wish we had a friend like quark

[@Del_116]

DS9 is my favorite Star Trek . The writing and acting are top notch

[@xedalpha1]

“What are you gonna do, arrest me?” *angry Odo noises*

[@EXRazeBurn]

3:06 Wait a minute, so under the right conditions you can be sent to a penal colony without even being told what you're being charged with? Some benevolent organization the Federation turned out to be. :P

[@hagamapama]

He would presumably be told during the hearing. Odo is just being a douche.

[@EXRazeBurn]

Stop ruining my fun with your logic and perfectly rational explanation this instant!

[@fwootamala]

Odo didn't know. He was bluffing, hoping Quark would admit to something. Later in the story, he discovers that Quark was called in to testify against the Orion Syndicate.

[@billlupin8345]

Odo isn't technically a member of the federation, he works for the Bajoran provisional government, which is not a federation member. The Bajorans have a temporary alliance with the federation that keeps the Cardassians out, all they have to do is allow the federation access to their wormhole, which they monitor with their presence on DS9, which happens to be where Odo works.

[@Ryvaken]

Welcome to the socialist utopia.

[@wrapitup]

The chemistry between these two, oh my god

[@talkaboutwacky]

Odo reading erotic fiction and trying to pass it off as trying to "understand the criminal mind" is hilarious

[@shahrzadmassiha7253]

Wait, how am I JUST noticing that Quark suggested playing Fizzbin? A game Kirk made up!?

[@jonnavdpas]

Odo looks like one of those smiley face french fries when he smiles. Love that for him.

[@sdegroot1]

Wasn't Odo romantically attracted to Kira at this point? Hmm....

[@hudsonball4702]

He had been for several years prior to this.

[@olicityfan1150]

At this point Odo was trying to follow Quark's advice and move on

[@RogueBoyScout]

I don't understand your point. Unless your alluding to Odo killing for love.

[@KingofgraceSARA]

@@RogueBoyScout He was jilted.

[@danniruthvan3265]

They are just adorable!

[@Rubyofthedead]

I would say they should kiss, but look up the outtakes from the series finale.

[@despaversailles]

Quark and Odo + Garak were the reasons why i watched this series. Most interesting and well-written characters. Love this amazing friendship from the very beginning, it's a gem.

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

'Insight into the criminal mind' sure it does, Odo. We totally believe that one.

[@bonniefazman9065]

Odo: No one would ever know... Me: Sure buddy, keep telling yourself that.

[@MrDEMarq]

These two had a Batman, Joker dynamic that I just loved!! These two worked off each other VERY well..

[@blindsportslover]

Quark's narration is absolutely epic and hilarious! The perfect choice for a Roddick material.

[@PMW3]

Quark: "Than we'll sit here for a week in silence" Odo eagerly (well for him anyway): is that an option?

[@NowanInparticular]

Fizbin... priceless

[@pirobot668beta]

You drew a shrounk! [sp]

[@annehaight9963]

@@pirobot668beta On Tuesday!

[@lillithb1661]

*Quark starts reading* Odo: damn that’s an interesting star formation.

[@freekeefox]

"Care for a game of Fizzbin? I'll teach you, it's a very simple game" =D TOS reference

[@annehaight9963]

The best part of that is that Fizbin wasn't even a real game in the TOS episode. Kirk made it up.

[@optillian4182]

@@annehaight9963 And it's far from simple.

[@blacksupra001]

@@optillian4182 Except on Tuesday!

[@MundaneGray]

@@annehaight9963 What I want to know is: how does Quark know about it? Did Kirk write about it in his autobiography?

[@tippycanoe99]

Odo and Quark... they're closer friends than they would ever admit.

[@changaming1275]

in just 30 seconds odo became on of my favorites XD

[@The.Breakfast.Burrito]

Am I the only one here who could listen to Quark read books all day?

[@tinfoilhatnews7489]

These actors are the best of friends

[@Stewey1972]

One of the things I loved about DS9 was the way Odo and Quark came to respect... and even like/understand each other.

[@angel-kitty-inuyasha]

Imagine being as high and mighty and holier-than-thou as the Federation and then you actually have *penal colonies* lmao

[@Skyebright1]

New Zealand is nice though ;)

[@NavonodSemaj]

They're implied to be pretty much summer camp. Because Roddenberry.

[@HotaruZoku]

10 DAYS in a runabout? Are you fucking with my soul?

[@henryburby6077]

Press F to pay respects.

[@henryburby6077]

F

[@Tigerman1138]

I like when after being miserable and angry to the point that he is literally falling apart in his quarters Quark comes to initially complain about the noise and then comforts Odo. Quark reminds Odo he is such an adept security chief people take bets on how long he will take to solve a case and that people hold in high regard. Then in true bartender fashion, since bartenders have seen the same thing over and over, he presents Odo a choice: Tell Kira how he feels about her Or focus on his work (and possible romance elsewhere). Odo is somewhat feeling better when Quark says he has got to get back to his bar. Odo laments he thought Quark was being a friend. Quark, both knowing Odo is too proud to admit needing a friend/having to remain strong says he isn’t. On the inside Quark is clearly Odo’s friend-at the very least a mutual sense of respect. Quark even says to some other people, defending Odo, that he is the closest thing he has to a friend. Great actors.

[@PacRimJim]

Great dialog writing and characterization.

[@SuneelMehta505]

RIP René Auberjonois

[@BarrettSavage]

"I'm still not playing cards with you...*smile*"

[@AUMG39]

Don't you mean, '50 shapes of Odo?'

[@hudsonball4702]

HAH!

[@Anglomachian]

I watched this entire episode imagining Garak hiding somewhere in the back. Then someone pointed out his claustrophobia and ruined my pleasant delusion.

[@barone8889]

Ah...but knowing Garak he most likely had that transport bugged.

[@Why_are_you00]

Reading is the act of looking at squiggles of ink on a sheet of reconstituted wood pulp (or pixels on a crystal screen in this case) and voluntarily engaging in a lucid hallucination.

[@AlekWheeler]

Unused DS9 plot point: odo attempts a path of humanity from erotic novels

[@doctaflo]

every time i click on one of these clips, i forget i’m watching KZbin, and i’m jarred when it ends, and the episode doesn’t keep going.

[@fetusthegreat9797]

Mr house and Andrew Ryan chilling in space is why ds9 will always be best star trek

[@Shakethebugs123]

This was an awesome episode cause it was basically all about two of the best STAR TREK characters of all time.

[@billyjackoff]

An underrated comedy team.

[@joelvannatta3266]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@aljackson5086]

Vulcan Love Slave, sounds kinky.

[@Inthatgoodway]

the ongoing rumor is vulcans that did not partake in the ritual of purging of emotions.....could teach things to the Orion's and Rigelians.

[@CrniWuk]

Well, Vulcans are a race that had their emotions cranked up to 11. ALL of their emotions.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Sounds like a fanfic, actually

[@candidbayproductions]

"Only Human" by Alara J. Rogers xD

[@calanon534]

Supposedly, it was actually written by Quark's ancestor, after an encounter with the NX-01 Enterprise in the 2100's. The "Vulcan Love Slave" in the story is, in fact, T'Pol.

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

Vulcan Love Slave?, just wait until he reads the Lusty Argonian Maid.

[@solomonhilliard3938]

RIP Odo :(

[@joemasters2270]

Odo & Quark - best bromance in the galaxy XD

[@jmiester25]

"What are you talking about? That man loves me. Couldn't you see? It was written all over his back."-- Quark

[@Lyrictheac]

I don't care what anyone says, Odo is adorable!

[@BatsonicAbie]

Fizbin, an easy game, except on Tuesday’s, except at night, when it’s approximately 75 degrees Fahrenheit.

[@tylerwinkle323]

3:07 apparently in the star trek universe you could be charged with an unknown crime and shipped off halfway across the galaxy with no rights whatsoever.

[@tiberius5245]

I always feel that they did not have Odo stay human long enough. I think it's good he got the gift back and was able to shape shift again but I just feel that he should have been given more time as a human plus why did the Founders take so long to make him ill so he would come back to the link? It also would have been interesting to see him and Kira together when he was human.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Somebody actually wrote "Vulcan Love Slave" on AO3

[@ST0AT]

What an absolute lad

[@pumpkinsdontcry]

RIP Odo

[@Renegadebane]

I would listen to audiobooks read by Quark

[@Imzadde]

Odo can be such a tool at times but Quark still likes him anyway. That’s ultimate friend goals - even if they never admit it.

[@Flobinton]

This is one of top 10 ds9 episodes

[@drakelandwillitts5975]

I would pay to have quark narrate books

[@Zailen1]

Anyone else find it somewhat alarming though that the Federation can arrest someone without telling them what they're being charged with? lol

[@pamelamays4186]

Best bromance since Spock and Bones.

[@JimtheHermit1]

am I the only one who thought of Jolene Blalock when he said Vulcan Love Slave?

[@teufeldritch]

JimtheHermit1 Nope. :D

[@titusmccarthy]

@@teufeldritch That was the retconned origin of it.

[@Roosauec]

Odo not telling Quark what he's charged with... I feel like that's a violation of one of the 10 guarantees of the Federation.

[@CardboardSliver]

I always loved the Dynamics between these two. Best frienemies

[@lle.5583]

I thought I was eating too loud! SMACK SMACK SMACK

[@janvirtanen6199]

RIP Odo! :(

[@Nsan]

RIP Rene