[DS9 YTP]: Civil Defivil

[@nightcollapse]

15:55 Timestamp for the clowning

[@TobeWilsonNetwork]

Oh fuck that fart killed me

[@thatcatlover]

😅 I don't know how the creater of this change the pictures of the faces to ailens

[@BadlyRoy]

Truly a GOAT moment.

[@gbpooky]

6:43 "this fof feef isnt just protecting the dod. it goes through the bulkheads, the sulkheads, the bob, the sees, the ded, the kik, and the kek, and the deckhead, the seal, and the DICK" truer words never spoken

[@oolooo]

Love all the little fragments of Colm Meaney swearing peppered all through out

[@casey6556]

I rewatched the original episode recently and was confused why O’Brien wasn’t swearing It sounds so damn natural in the edit

[@TeslaAvenger]

I love Garak violently nodding while waiting to speak

[@raven4k998]

no I suck you

[@oolooo]

5:31 Literally Canon to the Show

[@Rubyofthedead]

And she took their seven children, and his mother disowned him.

[@shawalliam]

when I get down I watch Civil Defense. when I get REALLY down I watch Civil Defivil

[@Privatex112]

Also I love YTP that uses minimal ear rape.

[@hpinkjet]

Oh, hard agree, it's one of my biggest turn-offs when it comes to YTP... like theres really no need to make a video actively hostile to the viewer ykwim? lol

[@beepthemeep12]

I think this is why I keep rewatching this tbh

[@stevenswapp4768]

All must read this ☝️

[@TammoKorsai]

I like how you went to the trouble of subtitling every bit of this 21 minute quest of insanity.

[@hpinkjet]

Accessibility is important! ^_^

[@JustTheWarning]

YES the subtitles make for an even funnier second and third watch

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

The subtitles are so good dude

[@MDE_never_dies]

I love it’s like half the length of the actual episode and my kind of abject insanity 🤣

[@shawalliam]

i love that Dax says virtually nothing in this except "doo doo doo dee doo"

[@Rubyofthedead]

And that the turbo trans aren't much use. As a turbo trans person, I hate that smug bitch more than ever now.

[@MDE_never_dies]

And “No!”

[@chiare5236]

Never watched Star Trek in my life but this made me cackle uncontrollably nonetheless

[@hpinkjet]

I hope you know I'm truly honored

[@GreatSphynx]

Gay Bajoran workers are trolling the station.

[@raven4k998]

please make sure to close your windows.......... there's a draft outside.... it's .. cold outside💀💀💀💀💀

[@Rubyofthedead]

Gul Dukat going berserk with Sisko's baseball throughout his conversation with Kira was pretty clever.

[@oolooo]

20:22 If El Marcianito dancing to Antonio Rios had been in DS9 , he would have singlehandedly defeated the Dominion

[@fjdpaco]

>Megalovania in a Star Trek YTP we've come full circle

[@oolooo]

It is so delightful how nostalgic this KZbin Poop feels to the late 2000s and the sensations of early eras while still keeping modern humour .It is a work of freaking art .

[@ClothesCat]

That someone can just make a 21 minute long YTP and make it this good as their first attempt strains my disbelief. There's a thousand poops out there that aren't half as good, and there are plenty of really good ones that, if dragged on for 21 minutes, would be agonising to watch. What a gem this is.

[@awizardwithwords994]

The cardassian ass codes always make me laugh

[@amandaisantarctican2796]

I'm thankful I have just the right balance of Autism and Schizophrenia to appreciate this piece of High Brow Art.

[@monstrousmoss]

when my dad falls asleep while we're watching tv together, I like to switch to this and see how long it takes him to wake up. the first time it took just 2 minutes. this time we got to 14 minutes (and it probably would've been more, but my mom paused the tv because I had laundry to do). if he ever sleeps through the whole thing, I invite yall to celebrate with me

[@monstrousmoss]

OH I forgot to update but on January 19th he slept through civil defivil TWICE IN A ROW

[@grinklesoft]

ive seen this like 3 times over and it never gets any less funny this is a masterpiece of cinema

[@johnsears6077]

Would you do it all over again?

[@bunnybismuth]

The Dukat foghorn bit is killing me

[@mashedpotatohead00]

not even exaggerating- this is the most well-thought out, high quality, HILARIOUS YTP I have ever seen. the seamless integration of classic ytp mario and zelda content with modern humor like the vine boom? the clown sequence? the trans jokes that WEREN’T transphobic? if you had a patreon i would pay you for having made this. i’m fully obsessed

[@kierancowface]

trans? there were more mentions of the word gay than anything to do with trans people.

[@hpinkjet]

@@kierancowface im certain the trans flag shows up in this video at least 3 times LOL but gay too.... regardless.... love wins my friend .. God Bless

[@kierancowface]

@@hpinkjet It's actually a really good ytp and I like the editing, especially making the characters say stuff like 'lol sex' randomly, it's quite funny.

[@hpinkjet]

@@kierancowface omg thank u!!! 😭 wrt editing, making this video was one hell of a learning experience LOL thank u so much for the kind words my friend

[@Synthonym]

@@kierancowface did you miss all the trans flags showing up

[@Duckmaster123]

I did not expect to stumble upon an entire episode of DS9 YTP this morning, and it was glorious, great episode, great poop

[@igamer12]

the scene at 7:23 absolutely broke me what an absolute gem of an ytp i'm going to rewatch this daily

[@tStevester83]

This poop is an absolute gem. The jerma and dathings1 references, and the fucking SPLUNCH at 19:19 absolutely broke me

[@hpinkjet]

LOL thank you i was hoping someone would notice "workers work"

[@colin5227]

I appreciated the workers work

[@MDE_never_dies]

@@hpinkjetI noticed it! Also this is one of my favourite poops of all time now! I keep coming back to it. I’m addicted.

[@ladyfister1114]

every time I watch this episode I come to watch this video. I can't do one without the other anymore

[@kelpingo9141]

What an excellent ride the whole way through. Also when Dukat and Jadzia went "Doo Doo do dei doo" at 17:23 , it certainly did happen in the video.

[@optillian4182]

Disengage the Lays.

[@electricfishfan]

This is exactly how I remembered the episode going, but when I rewatched it yesterday, it was boring and dull. Thanks for putting it back the way it was meant to be (dukat clown hour).

[@judasjk]

holy shit the scorpy cameo. masterful

[@hpinkjet]

i refused to edit or cut that down in any way. because its just the perfect video as it is

[@ecosine-P]

ive watched this 5 times since discovering it. my friends and i all agree this is a masterpiece. straight from 2008. i will never get over gay bajorans are trolling the station. you my friend are a GENIUS

[@hpinkjet]

'straight from 2008' is probably my favorite compliment i think ive ever received

[@milktrician]

i come back to this every so often and laugh my ass off, but scorpy will always jumpscare me when he shows up lol

[@rushnerd]

I've been doing YTP since 2005. This is absolute gold, dude. Fantastic work with a source that actually isn't used very much.

[@stevenswapp4768]

Mario sounds remarkably like O'Brian

[@mattmcdonough3282]

DS9 is my favorite Trek and seeing it turned into such a high-quality YTP is a treat. Incredible work.

[@slimeinc.3822]

The production values of this single ytp r actually insane

[@narutoluvr9977]

what an absolute masterpiece of a YTP, beyond words. during my first viewing i had to stop and use my albuterol inhaler due to uncontrollable laughter. gotta love the homage paid to The Ass Scent, via "penis obsession". the level of skill and care put in here is unmatched. looking forward to possibly seeing more from you in the future. i'll probably be having my 3rd viewing this evening because i didn't realize there were captions. i'll be taking notes on this for years to come. tysm

[@hpinkjet]

OMG this is seriously so kind thing to say thank you.. sorry to cause you physical harm though... you may be entitled to financial compensation

[@narutoluvr9977]

@@hpinkjet 👍 probably on roughly my 10th viewing now. still sexcellent as ever

[@shawalliam]

5:29 My wife left me button

[@sawyer6264]

This is probably one of the best Star Trek YTPs I’ve ever seen and one of if not the best YTP I’ve seen in general. My hat’s off to you

[@shiningarmor2838]

Yeah, this one went straight into the "favorites" pile. It's a near-perfect ytp in almost every measurable way. Edit: It even has captions!

[@EvanG529]

12:43 glad this joke is still going strong

[@MDE_never_dies]

The Fesh Pince of Blair?

[@johnsears6077]

Great work man KZbin needs more ds9 ytp, there’s just one problem you lost the coc in the explosion

[@hpinkjet]

That's not good!

[@Squantanamo]

SEARS

[@QueerElisabeth]

this is so insanely well edited i cant even begin to describe it. ive never laughed this hard at ytp. it is both impressive and a shame that it's 20 minutes long because i couldve easily watched way more

[@xxbirdnerdxx]

Still brilliant. Even though I’ve currently moved on to interests other than Star Trek, this holds a special place in my heart. I remember when this first came out and I watched it all the time. I practically had this memorized. Never fails to make me laugh.

[@sash_iii]

this is a masterpiece and i don't say that lightly, i wish i had friends who watched ds9 so we could appreciate the sheer comedic genius of this ytp together

[@mizeounao]

My wife left me

[@AcornScorn]

Sisko to owowowowowops

[@Hells-Best-Demon]

Attention Bajoran Workers

[@darth_autie_117]

​@@AcornScornsowops

[@Snudelicious]

Watching this live with Sphynx's Twitch chat was an experience. It's like you tailor made this for us.

[@hpinkjet]

OH MY GOD NO WAY? FOR REAL??? IS THERE A VOD OF THIS ANYWHERE I NEED TO SEE THIS..... I feel so honored and #blessed right now this is so crazy no freaking way for real UPDATE: i found the vod and watched it and that was the best 20mins of my whole life. where do i even go from here. this is so win its not even funny. i have never felt so deeply honored. thank you everyone in the world on earth

[@Afterburner215]

Please give me a link to that vod

[@Snudelicious]

@@Afterburner215 It's still available on the Twitch channel of GreatSphynx, that part is the ending half hour in *holomatch w chat and then pain and suffering* ... I can't put a direct link in the comment, since YT immediately pulped the ones where I did.

[@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150]

the fucking "TOOLS" followed by DBD chase music broke me, I mean, look at O'brien, he's clearly insane!

[@evans7969]

4:52 fucking killed me, I was watching this at 2am and I'm pretty sure I woke people up lmao.

[@Privatex112]

First off I rarely watch YTP that's 20 minutes long. I always watch shorter ones because its hard to be consistently funny the longer you go on. But this shit right here is amazing.

[@marcopirrotta2791]

Why is there not more of this!? ToT I love it, one of my fav ytps on KZbin xD Ds9 looks prime YTP material.

[@wonceofficial]

unironically one of the best ytps ive seen since “gay people elf”

[@hpinkjet]

im gonna need a link to that... im interested but cant seem to find it anywhere. at your convenience of course. also thank you for such a nice comment

[@wonceofficial]

​@@hpinkjet no problem this is objectively one of the best ytps I've ever had the pleasure of watching!! about "gay people elf" - it's a really dumb one but here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnXUeJp_nN1ngbc

[@Morgischmorgi]

@@hpinkjet probably meant this kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnXUeJp_nN1ngbc

[@hpinkjet]

@@Morgischmorgi oh my god thank you so much HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE. I straight up feel so honored right now

[@Chad-Shakespeare]

I've been watching this with my partner at least weekly for the last few months - it lives in my head rent-free and I wish there were ten thousand more of these videos for me to consume

[@gamerwednesdayaddams]

literally obsessed with everything about this ytp

[@ricardo-el6nc]

это тот самый контент по звёздному пути который я всегда искал...

[@hpinkjet]

😁😁😁😁

[@wetroomba6563]

i've watched this probably dozens of times. im gonna try to watch civil defense again and see what happens.

[@wetroomba6563]

It's fucking incomprehensible now thank you so much

[@AlexDeeks]

I was giggling all through it but Kira just deciding that the less subtle approach was to just straight up murder Bashir. 5 minutes before I stopped laughing

[@scumbaggaming9418]

It's a good sign when the KZbin poop starts with Megalovania

[@chadwick6857]

I've watched this many times since I discovered it but somehow I never saw 1:23. this is truly a work of art

[@judet2992]

AHH FUCK I SEE IT

[@nathanseybold6679]

12:37 caught me off guard. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

[@backup1-p8l]

the intro is what did me in. the long intro note, the fail sound -- i have been delighted

[@JebSvS]

Friend of mine showed me this and I kept asking them to replay certain parts. The tools bit had me laughing so hard. EVIL TOOLS NOW NOW NOW

[@ClownNikolaii]

I love the ferengi beanie babies spread about

[@badfontkeming2325]

i can't really do anything but repeat what the other comments said. this was absurdly good. the variety and pacing of jokes just kept on delivering all the way through. and i'm glad to hear that "workers work" was a wow it's made reference, lol

[@popcornfield]

I'm back here. Still the best thing I've ever seen

[@cmdr.darkenforce1216]

The fact that star trek is sort of dead makes it a 1000x more funny even thought it's already really funny on it's own, I WANT MORE !!

[@rrgaming5695]

The random phaser blasts from dukat's hands just add to the ambiance along with the random fog horns XD

[@notsomemer]

I hate this video actually because I can't stop saying "I wishing well!" whenever I hear "wish you well" or even see an image of a wishing well. Thanks, for that!

[@Nerdosaur]

dude holy shit this CANNOT BE your first ytp that visual edit with kira as link? fucking phenomenal. great work

[@AcornScorn]

Jesus Christ this killed me im actually dead I love this so much

[@AcornScorn]

Oh also what is that Dukat toy

[@hpinkjet]

@@AcornScorn www.16bit.com/fotd/150514-ds9-star-trek-gul-dukat.shtml it's this thing lol

[@nb_nb]

Can't believe lul ducock finally took over the mushroom kingdom... terrible

[@kalmoth]

this is probably the best ds9 ytp yet

[@durtgrundo646]

this feels like this came out in the year 2007. well done!

[@UnsanitaryCondition]

this video has a million views in my heart and one day i will probably have watched it enough times to make that a reality

[@TobeWilsonNetwork]

7:00 caught me off guard like a gunshot

[@Hells-Best-Demon]

0:24 has got me rolling for no reason 😂 this is my favourite thing ever

[@GhostLink92]

Never thought I'd see YTP mixed with Star Trek, much less DS9, but here we are.

[@casey6556]

I am deeply glad this was in my recommendations; this was the best and funniest 21 minutes I’ve spent in a LONG time

[@MasterofSpiders]

No new uploads should be allowed on KZbin as perfection has now been achieved.

[@beepthemeep12]

Handle dandle has become a part of my vocabulary now

[@jaymeister]

One of the best Star Trek YTPs I've seen

[@tigerman6661]

a callback to the classics. good work. I fucking love the captions

[@joe9739]

If I can quote Captain Benjamin Sisko:"I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOUNG ON!!"

[@JustTheWarning]

This is still my favorite video on the entire platform, possibly the whole internet, 6 months later & counting. ♥

[@ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

Absolutely incredible, the foghorn bit and Kira shooting Julian had me near tears. Also wow, quodo, garashir, jerma, scorpy, and trans pride? in MY ytp?! its more likely than you think :3c

[@TunedNoise]

I've watched this more times in the last few days than I care to admit. MASTERPIECE

[@Freedom0451]

I think this might be the hardest I've laughed at a ytp in a long time

[@jennymartin8448]

I’m actually so blessed to have found this . Not too many high quality YTP people around anymore

[@Stierheld]

Phenomenal. This is art. I couldn't have enjoyed this more. Well done.

[@QueerElisabeth]

months later, i still come back and lose it when the law & order bit comes on

[@optillian4182]

Not even a second in and I'm hit with Megalovania. Outstanding.

[@razmerry]

Good ion joke at 8:11 I like it

[@hpinkjet]

it was a close call between that and ionic like the order of greek architecture. i went with the ion diagram because it was the simplest graphic i could find LOL

[@Cdr2002]

“Skrain’s computer” is such a deep cut

[@sparkyblizz]

this is the perfect ytp to cheer me up when I've had a rough day. it's literally one of the best ytps I've ever seen, it's amazing 💖

[@suzermcduzer]

this is really good, the world needs more ds9 ytps

[@evan_dood]

2:22: "We'll doo doo" "Lol" Most relatable DS9 moment by far

[@rangernomad4564]

I think I've watched this whole thing a dozen times, and that's not including the clips I've made of certain sections I find pleasing to the ear.

[@Mothman_eatsazz]

the fact i just keep coming back to watch this- it’s amazing 😭

[@Mothman_eatsazz]

oh look here i am again

[@diabeticalien3584]

I can't breathe oh my god this is beautiful, its just like the old YTPs

[@warsaw1548]

This is quite possibly one of the best things I have ever seen. The video was recommended to me a few days ago, and I hadn't watched more than about 15 seconds of it before now, because I didn't want to spoil any of the series for myself as I am watching it for the first time currently. I recently started season 3, and watched Civil Defense today, and immediately came here afterwards to watch this. And let me tell you something pal, this was hilarious, truly. I don't know the last time I actually laughed out loud like I did watching this, consistently all the way through. Really really funny, I didn't even realize this was 21 minutes, it felt like it was maybe 9. Loved it, god bless you, bastard.

[@MDE_never_dies]

Underrated gem