DSA National Convention 2019 Highlights

[@Mq6vL9Bu]

Imagine going to war with an enemy that can be defeated with loud noises.

[@webbess1]

Lenin or Mao would have shot these people. They would have been right.

[@ese_cholito]

I don't have to imagine it... Spiderman 3. 😂😂😂

[@lorettalobb]

Or an agressive scent 😂

[@Joe_Goofball]

Or with "gendered" language...

[@kuo8088]

Lora Larose watching that whole thing had me banging my head on my desk in second hand embarrassment for these “revolutionaries”

[@commentiquette]

The only explanation for this that makes any sense is that every single person here was an undercover federal agent and had no idea everyone else was too. I’ve been to crowdfunded furry conventions more organized than this, and one of them was double-booked with a hunting expo. Quick point of information, if loud noises fuck you up and you’re in a gigantic banquet hall full of people where anyone can go yell into a microphone, you’re going to have an awful time. The only way you can get a crowd that big to shut up is if you pay them but these are communists, and communists don't have money. All I can say is it’s a good thing none of these fuckin people vote.

[@frequencymanipulator]

This is hate speech.

[@marcostenorio496]

His name is Eric Hoffstad and he works at CryptoNews (but not for long ...lol...)

[@martymatic3575]

@@Zheeraffa1 Please be considerable to people who are affected by clapping and use jazzhands or other substitutions like the lotion emoji. Rocketship emoji is also acceptable!

[@aoaoaoaoooaaaaa]

OH GOOOD IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOM ARGHHHHHH IM COOOOOOOO0MIMGN AWKDAWKDAWKDAJDHJNDAWJKDANIDBGH DNOAWDNAWDMAW

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

The glow off that room would be radioactive.

[@rat6332]

honestly embarrassing how they complained about their anxiety being so bad while confidently being sassy in a microphone infront of hundreds of people💀

[@billyb4790]

just goes to show you that every bit of this is narcissistic.

[@rytlocknroll]

It ain’t anxiety at all lmao.

[@datsuntwosixty160]

Very valid points, but gas lighting is so popular now, if people play the oppression Olympics this is what happens.

[@horustortoise6110]

At least we don’t have to worry about them ever getting anything done.

[@ConservingLiberalism]

lol I was thinking that whilst watching all of this. They'll be too busy whining about each other and struggling with basic systems of voting.

[@dandylion9998]

How do I like this comment more than once 😂 💀

[@TheForeverAddicted]

I'm pretty sure they can make a lot of noise and get a lot of votes, then we're fucked.

[@enlightenedwarrior7119]

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[@jd-yo2is]

@@TheForeverAddicted these people have nothing to do with mainstream politics

[@okuma1618]

Quick point of privilege: this is comedy gold.

[@TB-im1ci]

Seriously. You couldn't make this up and be this funny

[@jimmyreid1458]

@@TB-im1ci this beats SNL all ways to Sunday. This has to be a put on!

[@parus6422]

before I read your comment this song was in my head. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIGbhKGVgNd4nLM

[@markchristian787]

@@TB-im1ci If a conservative group did a parody of liberals it wouldnt be done this well.

[@plankalkulcompiler9468]

Yes, literal SJW social democrat liberal comedy that makes real socialists to make fun of liberals even more. Those guys aren't socialists.

[@ramsok8231]

Attending one of these conventions is on my bucket list now

[@BelleRiverHeating]

Me too.

[@ikbenvoetbal]

Me three. With my point of personal popcorn

[@skinwalker69420]

yeah I want someone to run onto the stage and bodyslam a karen off of it and start yelling at the people there faking mental disorders

[@dragondude9637]

I'd go there and pour oil and a huge bag of marballs outside the room at every entrance, set off firecrackers and fart gas inside the room, set off the fire alarm and play death-metal music over the PA system...then watch the entertainment.

[@everforwardhikes1452]

im in ... shotgun

[@caperature4335]

I think I'd actually prefer being exploited by capitalists to this.

[@catpet9201]

Hahahaha so true

[@utopianeconomics5814]

I'm an anarchist / socialist but I couldn't help but upvote this. This convention is ridiculous. This is how the socialist conventions around my town are too. Like they're so socially progressive, but it's just cringe. How many of them have a strong grasp of economics and political theory? Imagine if the Spanish Civil War was fought between fascists and these "comrades."

[@EjvindGEMDark]

@Derek Nippl-e No, this is what people on the left term "performative activism". It does nothing to further any left wing cause or actually help people.

[@EjvindGEMDark]

@Derek Nippl-e Activism that has no real effect other than social credit.

[@utopianeconomics5814]

Derek Nippl-e is more of a matter of recruitment. We need to stop calling everyone a racist and need to focus on implementing economic systems like workplace democracy through unions and cooperatives. That sounds more reasonable than tackling aggressive scents lol

[@wjlintz]

"We're incapable of counting people in a room ... so, anyway, here's our plan to govern a nation..."

[@anarchic_ramblings]

Nailed it.

[@kingarthur1217]

If the Democrats win, they will be the happy peasants working for the dictators. We'll be the unhappy peasants....

[@ricksflicks-]

Exactly! Love how the old man came up with an effective way to count the votes and was rejected because movement would be too distressing to people. Just fucking perfect.

[@iwantthe80sback59]

Laughing out loud. LITERALLY!!

[@Simon1985_]

😂 😂 😂

[@kendallritenow1309]

This is the most passive aggressive convention I’ve ever seen. This is what happens when every individual has their own “truth” that’s right and others are wrong.

[@elliott8596]

In addition to that, It's just extreme narcissism. It's the idea that in order to get someone to pay attention to you, you must hide behind the thin veil of social justice. After all, if you ignore my request, you're not just disrespecting me, but potentially an entire marginalized community of people. This is why people become "allies"... it's kind of paradoxical in the fact that these people don't actually give a shit, in almost all cases, about a group that they don't belong to, but they understand that weaponizing that group and inserting yourself as a virtuous defender of their rights and freedoms offers you the benefits of protections of that group without actually being part of it.Which is more ways for people to give you admiration.

[@malpaw2371]

In other terms “too many generals and not rnough soldiers”

[@rytlocknroll]

Why do people keep saying "your truth"? There is only THE truth!

[@datsuntwosixty160]

​@@elliott8596you hit the nail on the head, people in this group are the reason why the term "weaponised incompetence" exists, it's very sad when that happens by accident.

[@ricthefish]

You can tell in her face she's regretting all of this

[@bangband1]

Maybe she's a Chinese commie agent.

[@Alvxlw]

@@bangband1 that's pretty racist

[@bryan55622]

@@Alvxlw asian commie spy, snowflake

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

Fucking she wants to go to a re-education ccp camp then see

[@vivienmartin225]

@@Alvxlw move on white girl

[@the3dotsguy...610]

"A point of personal privliage, please stop commenting on this video. I am Super sensitive to text and this is triggering me"

[@allylacka875]

🤣🤣🤣

[@colin-kun3611]

Lol

[@kodyethunder]

Sorry comrade

[@guillaumee.gillard1719]

Where is the gold button.

[@Diplomastronaut]

White guy spamming the personal privilege point and no one points out the irony

[@ismailmohammed509]

It's 4 years later and the actual convention still hasn't started yet.

[@2011supergamer]

Jesus the main speaker sounds like shes about to snap on the entire audience at any seccond. Can't blame her tbh.

[@badlaamaurukehu]

And she's prolly a school teacher...

[@deepfriedspaghetti982]

I feel lowkey sorry for her

[@tai_marshal]

Don’t feel bad for her one bit.

[@cometghost5799]

You can see it on her face, she was thinking about switching to the maga side

[@Stalefig]

@@tai_marshal Woah aren’t you a tough guy 😳

[@beck8880]

The finest comedy writers in the world couldn't come up with this. 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelcain721]

Brilliant comment this 🤣 well done comrade

[@TheSamuraistyle]

😂😂😂😂

[@theaestheticskyline328]

The fact that they're dead serious is the comedy itself... but also the scary part too.

[@x-file-0]

Westerners 😏☕

[@jaylucas8352]

Now we know what the weirdo stuff we see on social media comes from. A tiny minority of people who are militarizing the oppression Olympics.

[@Soydrinker999]

"we have a lot of disabled comrades" is am understatement

[@jamesteegardner2273]

Yo... those people sucked!! LOL!! I've never seen a bigger collection of complete losers in my entire life! They were all determined to make that as uncomfortable, annoying, and joyless a time as was humanly possible!!

[@kevinking1750]

You made me LOL and I'm trying to decide if I should be offended by that. Let's vote!

[@Sahara237]

😂

[@ferrarifem11]

☠️☠️

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

😂😂😂😂

[@jacobcoughlin1822]

This is what happens when life gets too easy

[@somethingorother3742]

underrated

[@sethvicious]

good times create weak men, weak men create bad times...

[@Lilliz91]

100 % true. Things are too good for them, but even that is oppressive to them.

[@TheCannibull]

fr

[@kingarthur1217]

Women hundreds of years ago were perhaps tougher than western men now.....

[@everdeneb4811]

"It is also triggering to my anxiety" says the guy who's literally speaking in front of a crowd.

[@logat1847]

Not speaking, whining. Showing vulnerability in front of a crowd isn’t triggering his anxiety but people waving a sign does?

[@augustinius6586]

imagine being a total wreck and wanting to change the world on a fundamental level

[@Milonification]

@@augustinius6586 omg this is so true.

[@dingusfuzzklonnkt2755]

@@augustinius6586 most logical comment I've read on the page. These people need to go look in a mirror and ask themselves if they can't take care of themselves how they expect to care for others. These are blood sucking parasites

[@MrPainkiller1988]

The same guy will tell you there is many shades of anxiety and his specific one triggers only when you wave letters 8n front of his face.

[@jaka5161]

I guess we are at the ' weak men create hard times' stage

[@Twosidedyt]

I'm very offended you used "men" in your language. Please stop this triggering speech, and point of privilege use they/them instead.

[@Chavez58677]

“There’s also a room with no sound or video if you want to attend a conference of your imagination.”

[@kimmybwell7035]

Thank you for this! Took me several minutes to be able to explain to my husband why I was having trouble breathing from laugh crying so hard!!

[@Chavez58677]

@@kimmybwell7035Unfortunately these idiots were just the beginning of the lunacy. Things have gotten so much worse in the last 2 years

[@coenpietersen272]

"We have a lot of disabled comrades" No shit, scarf boy.

[@raphmaster23]

He looks like he's going on a safari...

[@slide387]

was that supposed to be an insult

[@crawdadl9742]

Every leftist is mentally disabled.

[@asdqqweq]

@@crawdadl9742 those are just entitled idiots, not leftists. Or nothing to do with 99% of leftists.

[@WebbyWebster556]

More like Mr.FruitCake

[@kevintucker8803]

How did these people even get to this event without completely crumbling?

[@Kanooodledoodle]

Legend has it, they’re still there debating what they’re actually talking about

[@cometghost5799]

Most likely trying to be more offended than each other for commiepoints

[@NATEHIGGERS97]

I saw the 2017 DSA convention where they were saying Palestine will be free of the Jews and some guy asked what will happen to all the Jews and they had no answer.

[@LCx829]

@@NATEHIGGERS97 😂

[@x-file-0]

Westerners 😏☕

[@jaylucas8352]

This is a real live south fart episode 😂😂😂

[@davidsego7783]

That room was TENSE! Everyone trying their hardest not to "offend" each other in any way.

[@SaintRonnie360]

youve grouped a bunch of women and men who act like women in a room together, of course its gonna be a nonstop parade of passive agressive weasels slighting and chiding eachother.

[@JohnDoe-qu5wy]

The tension was increased by the fact that everyone was trying their hardest to be offended in any way possible.

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

@@SaintRonnie360 Ironic saying that they're acting like women when it's a woman who is the only adult in the room.

[@zarrowthehorse]

Women arent one hivemind dude

[@winwinner6674]

Just like on Twitter...

[@a.walters123]

Imagine having to sit completely still in your chair, silent, no lotion or perfume, no ruffling papers or signs, or someone in the audience will freak out and have a triggering episode - possibly die.

[@scallen3841]

Someone standing up and pointing he is moving in his chair and it's triggering me

[@randomperson-gp8ph]

My wife hates it when i leave aggresive scent in the washroom.

[@137bandit]

Athan Papadopoulos Its called a fart

[@allylacka875]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sweetjohnny8211]

Point of privilege, please don't mention your wife, it assumes gender and offends our comrades that don't have a significant other, thank you.

[@randomperson-gp8ph]

@@sweetjohnny8211 lol

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@EQuake2290]

Dude I gotta attend one of these when they're in person again. This is better than any standup I've seen. This is raw comedy.

[@atlas9344]

You gotta watch the South Park edit someone made of this, it’s hilarious

[@franciscofranco5739]

It would be funny to go and act/dress the part and everything and constantly call out “point of privilege” over the most petty and obscure crap. Lmfao. When the speaker said “…..adopt this resolution” I was thinking how funny it would be for somebody to stand up and be offended by the word adopt, because they were adopted or something LMFAO

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

@@franciscofranco5739 im game!this will be great!😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@capncake8837]

@@franciscofranco5739 Since the terminology and procedures in this are pretty similar to Model UN, I wanna just make random points/motions and vote against all resolutions to cause chaos like we do in Model UN sessions.

[@TedTheAtheist]

I'd so bring my 360 camera.. they won't know it's on.

[@Silverlance988]

"We have a lot of disabled comrades" - you ain't lying pal.

[@nathanbrady538]

Point of personal privilege: i made poopies and need to be changed

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👐👐👐👐

[@realkenpriest]

Point of order: Some of us are triggered by the smell of poopies, so I would ask that people not wave their arms and hands around, stirring that shit up. Thank you. ...oh, sorry, my pronouns are "He that is awesome" and "His royal travesty".

[@baylorfitness]

Another fellow true baby in the wild?

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

Please stop making aggressive scents.

[@jasonhathaway9746]

Joe Biden is that you?

[@objectivereality1392]

The good news: These folks’ agenda will never make it past the planning phases because they’re too busy obsessing over everyones’ noises or scents or words or behavior or appearance, etc. It's like an OCD convention.

[@timeWaster76]

unfortunately they can sway just enough votes to be dangerous ... remember Bernie ? Just pray the don't hire Tad Devine.

[@corvoattano4777]

Imagine telling a big group of people to shut up while claiming you have social anxiety. Wow

[@objectivereality1392]

There are people in the world who are absolutely obsessed with controlling every aspect of others' lives-- From their appearance, to their speech, to their behavior. This is what an auditorium full of these people looks like.

[@logat1847]

A party of narcissists

[@ozenthelewdable5427]

Which is strange, considering that the conceptualized aspect of socialism is all about benefitting from others in a context of equal share in every social constructs.

[@Mikhail-Tkachenko]

@@ozenthelewdable5427 I thought it was state ownership of the means of production

[@bharat1366]

That's what Communists and Socialist do. They control every aspect of your life according to their messed up mindset.

[@spencerhopkinson9874]

@@ozenthelewdable5427This video is what these people are in real life. Deal with it.

[@rednexicanusmc5884]

A video like this would make Kim Jung un turn republican

[@unapologeticcripple5354]

Halfway through the video, the Asian chick realized she was a Trump supporter. It wasn't even fucking lunch time.

[@aydenlui]

Ed Alvarez lmaaaooooo 😭😭😭

[@AmusingMusic]

Socialists abroad aren’t this braindead im afraid this is exclusive to americans lol

[@AmusingMusic]

@IKnow Daway Weak argument

[@Mayonaisa502]

Not that far off tho, both cather to their respective oligarchies

[@BegoneJonah]

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it." - Voltaire

[@carpedm5107]

This video is an example of Robert's Rule of Order. It's a very complex and very annoying way to actually get a democratic outcome from many individuals coming into a huge meeting with very different goals. These people all came together and agreed to follow Robert's Rules. And they clearly are very new to such a thing. As a college kid, back in the 90s, I dealt with Robert's Rules during my time as a Greek at the University I attended. Let me tell you, this type of order is very difficult to master. But doing so is important. These guys, while making points of order, priviledge, and inquiry that seem ridiculous to you, are still well within the rules. And trust me, back in the 90s, there were topics that were pointed out that were far more ridiculous and far more annoying. At least this students were trying to make the session more comfortable for people instead of more derisive. The fact that you think that young and old students coming together and trying to work through something so complex as Robert's Rules, while doing it with a large group is making them look ridiculous prove more about you than it does about those in this video. And with that, I yield.

[@MarcoAGJ]

"Clapping is triggering" "Aggressive scent" "Sensory overload" "No waving of face back and forth in front of microphone" "Hissing triggers my anxiety" "No waving signs around"

[@chungusmaximus526]

Apparently communism is right up there with autism.

[@capncake8837]

Why are people hissing anyway?

[@mirzaahmed6589]

@@capncake8837 because they want to?

[@AveTrainOnDaTrack]

Dont forget the people freaking out at the use of the word “guys”

[@scottjones1109]

Point of Personal Privilege!: You're all a bunch of idiots!

[@UnremarkableMarx]

The speaker lady was having second thoughts about socialism as this went on 😭

[@tony52497]

🤣😂🤡🤔

[@Dragonleo1986]

She leaves wanting to vote for Trump

[@nobodyofknowhere973]

Ngl feel bad for her

[@josip342]

She joined south korean army after this

[@jjberg83]

@@Dragonleo1986 Okay they were crazy but not THAT crazy

[@beswes7907]

Based on the events of this video, I’m just impressed that they were even able to put this together.

[@badnewswade]

What gets to me is how miserable the whole thing is. No applause or cheering is allowed, no chatting with friends or waving banners... Is it just me, or are they using disability issues as an excuse to make the event as unpleasant as possible? I mean, who in their right mind would want to go to an event like that?

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

Bolsheviks

[@caperature4335]

People who are willing to submit themselves to unreasonable regulations in exchange for the tiny feeling of power and moral superiority they can get for pushing said regulations on others, people with a humiliation kink, and rapists looking for victims

[@Jake66564]

"in their right mind" is the defining factor

[@jeffrelewis]

These aren't exactly legitimate disabilities either.

[@CviliC]

I would go there just to see the shitshow, but then again better not because I wouldn’t be able to contain my laughter and I would probably get lynched

[@RandomPerson-ql8py]

Point of personal privlage: breathing makes the air around me taste really gross so can everyone in this convention please stop breathing???

[@billyb4790]

I love how ordinary mannerisms turn into their own personal preferences and bad etiquette turns into their own personal neurosis.

[@XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

3:22 How this guy didn't get cussed out is a testament to her patience. Dude really tried to explain to her how to use a microphone like she was 4. Condescending as shit.

[@jrandt08]

Smartest person there though

[@yourdaddy6030]

What the heck do you expect from theses twits??

[@yourdaddy6030]

@@jrandt08 that's not saying much. Smartest socialist 😂

[@diabl2master]

@@jrandt08 A smart person knows not to say that

[@jd-yo2is]

he wasn't necessarily talking about her

[@loltom3703]

Only need 5 things to wipe out all the comrades: A disco ball A flashlight A bluetooth speaker Grindcore music And dedication to the memes

[@jamescurth701]

That would be a genocide of these nerds

[@willm.2714]

Yup. I’ll bring my drumset to the war.

[@execatty]

a karaoke machine would be awesome

[@valdesigns1346]

Nothing but Ted Nugent karaoke. 😂

[@arnemyggen]

Kouros from YSL

[@R3586]

She's the one asian who got a B in maths

[@boobentobi1737]

😂😂😂

[@nikavance9453]

I wouldn't be surprised if the Asian chairwoman was a right-wing activist now.

[@sweetbabyrick5382]

Reported for using gendered language. You’re toast, comrade.

[@shadowpoet4398]

Plot twist: SHE ALWAYS WAS

[@mirzaahmed6589]

She would be so much sexier with that one simple change.

[@kevinkent6351]

@@mirzaahmed6589 she's probably the only attractive person at this convention

[@Kzzak]

@@kevinkent6351 The bloke speaking with the scarf wasn't too bad-looking imo

[@shaynehix7711]

Holy shit. Is this real? What the hell has happened to people? Lol I think the chic trying to conduct this thing is getting annoyed with her own people.

[@anony1984]

Shayne Hix I think that the people making complaints are republican trolls. But they’re not apparently

[@mytmouse57]

It does come across like a comedy sketch.

[@Jason-ub4ui]

Point of privilege:DO NOT USE GENDERED LANGUAGE

[@onetwothree4148]

You can't go. There are no trolls in this video. This convention was a private event, only open to delegates lol!

[@rangers94ism]

@@Jason-ub4ui Point of privilege: using all capital letters are offensive to my senses. Please do not use all caps to make your statement.

[@a.walters123]

The guy at 9:52 was literally the only voice of reason and accuracy in this whole thing

[@blurtednonsense5631]

I thought this was the onion. What the hell did they achieve with this much pandering?

[@MSP106]

Their achievement is our laughter.

[@anony1984]

Nothing! Waste

[@joelwillems4081]

I wish I could find more of this but I think they scrubbed their channel. It took them until LUNCH to vote and agree on the rules of the convention. Makes you wonder how they get up in the morning with two sides of their beds to chose from.

[@alyoshka6]

@@joelwillems4081 the precise reason I put my bed by the wall 😂🤣😅

[@bloppysloppy2283]

Feeling superior...to what I'm not quite sure.

[@lucasrenard7829]

Holy shit it's all of Twitter in one room

[@iwantthe80sback59]

✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

[@nicholaspino33]

Hahaha well states

[@samirh2758]

This is literally live-action South Park. 😂

[@chocolatetuesday]

Clearly your anxiety isn’t THAT bad if you can get up in front of people and start making demands.

[@ericwofford1896]

I'm convinced that what we are observing here is a group of young, politically minded but ill informed people on the asperger's/autistic spectrum. Seriously. Maybe most were never diagnosed.

[@MisterH1992]

I'm on the autism spectrum. Loud noises may be a bit of a bother for me sometimes but I try getting used to it. The difference is clapping sound does not upset me. Whispering and making all those hiss noises does not trigger me. These guys are just fucking pussies acting like they got PTSD over clapping sounds.

[@shinobi1kenobi75]

These people people are braindead morons. Thank goodness they are so ineffective.

[@badnewswade]

@@MisterH1992 Interesting. Do you think it might be an actual political tactic? Like, to keep people who don't share a particular agenda from wanting to attend future meetings? (Full disclosure: I'm on the Left myself, though much lapsed thanks to people like this)

[@mediocrates1937]

I read a post on Quora that postulated Stalin may have had Asperger syndrome, and wasn't psychopathic--as his behavior seemed to indicate...

[@DC-fo3bn]

@@MisterH1992 I have autism too, clapping does irritate me and so does whispering and chattering, but I'm a human being who realises my needs are not more important then the needs of people who feel compelled to clap and whisper and so I just deal with it, it isnt going to kill me. As someone with autism my need for efficiency outweighs my need for quiet. I probably would have had a meltdown at the long assed process they had going where everyone is entitled to raise a point at any time.

[@UncleMikeH]

Quick point of personal privilege: can this meeting start its been 4 hours already.

[@ChaosCorbinMotorsports]

Its like on giant daycare center 😂😂😂

[@SharkSprayYTP]

That's disrespectful to daycares

[@_blank-_]

@@SharkSprayYTP And toddlers.

[@danieltorres-kw6dj]

We have many disabled comrades haha,

[@vinniesdayoff3968]

Well after watching this you have to admit he has a point

[@friendlylaser]

Not in visible way.

[@colin-kun3611]

Disabled invisible comrades lol

[@unapologeticcripple5354]

I am a quadriplegic. Their jazz hands are pissing me off and discriminating against my disability LOL.

[@sephorajunkiie239]

@@vinniesdayoff3968 of privilege

[@Meeseeks97]

This video alone would make anyone want to vote Republican

[@nczioox1116]

Someone tell "loud noises" boy to wear earplugs rather than tell a room of people to stfu

[@caperature4335]

Socialism just means everyone has to morph around my narcissistic whims... right?

[@BadWolfSilence]

I have sensory issues. I completely understand what he’s talking about. I also don’t demand that the world caters to my wants and needs because I’m an adult and I take responsibility for my own needs instead.

[@ruiarruda7807]

That's a good metaphor to a lot of the bullshit we see from leftists

[@fizzy9880]

"Point of personal privilege": GENDERED Language!

[@webbess1]

A team of sketch writers could work for a thousand years and not come up with anything this funny. Imagine real socialists watching this. Imagine George Bernard Shaw at this convention.

[@loganb7059]

Marx would have immediately shot himself if he saw this.

[@mediocrates1937]

​@@loganb7059 No need, just pose as a farmer with a couple more cows than your neighbor and the other socialists will do the shooting for you...

[@mek101whatif7]

> Imagine real socialists watching this. We are and it's fucking depressing

[@AmusingMusic]

@@mediocrates1937 You’re just as braindead as the people in this video lmao

[@vivienmartin225]

When are you going to realize these are real socialists. They are a bunch of sad idiots

[@mesa9724]

The old fella at the computer is probably thinking to himself “What the actual fuck is going on”

[@sanecatlady]

I can't believe this is not satire

[@bas_ee]

Right? I cant imagine this is real. My guess is they are all undercover cops or anti-socialists tryign to merge in and they all keep increasing their weirdness because they think they are not doing it good enough

[@austinwhite1268]

Unfortunately, it is not. It is not Democratic. This is Animal Farm being reenacted.

[@_blank-_]

Watching this and the Libertarian presidential debate, I now understand why the US doesn't have a third party.

[@jadelemonade9237]

Funny how the claim to be so afraid of noise when they literally scream in the face of strangers who disagree with them...

[@picilocarnal]

OMG! These are the same people that yell insults, spit and throw feces and bottles and blind them with laser pointers at police when trying to remove mentally ill or substance abusing homeless from parks where children play. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤥

[@cometghost5799]

Just clap, that’ll send them cowering in terror.

[@picilocarnal]

@@cometghost5799 right? They are such hypocrites! They claim to be so on the side or doing the right thing and they behave like criminal gangs rioting and graffitiing with fowl language when they don’t get their way.

[@quags1res214]

@@picilocarnal that what children usually do but these people clearly didn’t get pass their baby age

[@TheSCPStudio]

See, I’m not one of these guys but I can see some issues they have with people like you clearly generalizing everyone. Not all of them have sound sensitivity, and I guarantee you the ones you see screaming aren’t those ones with sound sensitivity.

[@therealdreshady]

I used to be proud of being a veteran. I spent 7 years of my life on 3 deployments. Now I don't even know what I was protecting, this is a damn shame and it's embarrassing, the entitlement, the lack of awareness. This is ridiculous

[@sparklemotion8377]

You were protecting opium fields. What makes you think you were doing anything more useful than these snow flakes? More destructive, yes. More useful, no.

[@therealdreshady]

@@sparklemotion8377 the reason you can talk all this shit is because of the "opium fields we protect." This social platform that you like to talk from, it's because of those "opium fields we protected", the reason you have the freedom to talk like this is is because of that which you think you hate. You live in a bubble. And it's ok, im not mad at ya, and I don't feel like I deserve anyone's respect. But you just justified everything that I said, the entitlement! Keep living the life that others laid theirs for. Enjoy it, feel mighty. But what I can warn you about with absolute certainty, is once the bombs go off, and we're at war, especially in the climate of the world, where countries like China and Russia and North Korea, countries that would love to team up and destroy your way of life, please don't expect the same force we had in other wars. You can call it farfetched, a conspiracy, something that is not fathomable, but in reality this country is so polarized, I can tell you I definitely feel a certain type of way, that when we're supposed to be united, the same people you shame and talk shit about and say that we're destructive will not come to your aid. Because of your entitlement, the people that have the bravery to fight for those "opium fields" look at you with disgust. And sure, when shit hits the fan, you can protest and try to even voice your opinion, good luck. Keep fighting the good "fight" the fight against your own, which u need to live your fantasy life.

[@sparklemotion8377]

@@therealdreshady You didn't fight opium fields. You killed peasants in flip flop to protect the opium fields. Now you left the peasants to starve. There is nothing brave about trillion dollars of weapons against peasants in flip flops but I guess it's all about what makes YOU sleep at night. If you really cared about freedom, you would be brave enough to fight in your own country against lockdowns and police brutality. You are a puppet of the oligarchs. Cannon fodder for the meatgrinders of the war profiteers. Freedom and bravery have NOTHING to do with it. Why do you encourage people all over the world to overthrow their governments while you 'bravely' obey orders to kill innocent people who you don't even know? Because befehl ist befehl.

[@therealdreshady]

@@sparklemotion8377 peasants in flip flops? Ah my dear, you prove my point more and more. Most of those people live peaceful lives, but here you are again in your bubble. The fight wasn't ever against them. Most agreed, those "peasants" live their lives a certain way because they choose to. But "peasants with flip flops", I guess that's bubble speak. I don't think you understand how the world works, and you definitely don't understand that their will always be bad people on both sides, but you are an anarchist that doesn't have any knowledge, you sit behind a computer thinking you are cultured because of what you see on youtube, you see "peasants", I pity you, but I truly know you'll never make a difference because of your ignorance, your lack of intelligence, and because you're simply one of those people which others will immediately know are full shit. Enjoy your freedoms! And please stop talking, you'll only be talking to yourself, which I know you enjoy.

[@sparklemotion8377]

@@therealdreshady Cannon fodder for the war profiteers. You can gaslight all you want. Like I said whatever makes you sleep at night.

[@Raddog2020]

Imagine having so little control of yourself and anything in your life that you literally try to control every situation.

[@isidoro8566]

Very well said. Apart from the chairwoman all individuals in this video seem to have some from of mental weakness.

[@tonysamosa1717]

I would play the sound of Carlin saying every racial slur and just watch them freak out

[@00RoxPink]

​@@tonysamosa1717another comment said they'd pay a lot of money for Donald Trump to go on the stage and wave

[@FarBeyQnd]

I would pay large amounts of money for Donald J. Trump to just walk onto the stage and wave.

[@byeFofiko1]

Don't think that would end well for him. At least he'll be in jail soon, unless his money gets him out again

[@burnoutnova8841]

You would have people leaving on stretchers

[@FarBeyQnd]

@@byeFofiko1 Lmao. Careful with that boomerang. 💅

[@scallen3841]

​@@byeFofiko1innocent until proven guilty in a court of law remember

[@scallen3841]

They would all faint

[@dr3dio]

The reason DSA is a clown car is because they are all motivated by the same thing: wanting attention and complaining when they don’t get it. No wonder this movement is so unsuccessful.

[@ConservingLiberalism]

It's a blessing considering the depraved authoritarian ideologies that they push for.

[@ancient6676]

@@ConservingLiberalism They wouldn't be able to even live in a authoritarian government since all of them have their own truth, and demand the world revolve around them. There's only the truth the government says in a authoritarian government.

[@anarchic_ramblings]

Everyone in that room literally believes that all 'businesses' should be run in this fashion. Just imagine trying to produce anything like this.

[@ninjashidan]

Good point

[@TheGuruDoctor]

AKA the American government

[@chryslerfordgm]

That's why we're producing almost nothing. American cars are made in Mexico & American electronics are made in China

[@anarchic_ramblings]

​@@chryslerfordgm Well, no, not really. It's mainly because of Leonard Read's pencil, David Ricardo's comparative advantage and a century's worth of wrong-headed laws, tariffs and taxes.

[@rswindol]

You don't have to imagine when you look at history. Spoiler alert: it didn't work.

[@Jaasl]

Ah, imagine being able to hijack the sound system and playing a thunderous standing ovation at full volume. One can dream.

[@nothing-pr8ln]

How about a step further by playing the American anthem on max and after that is the murika fuck yeah song

[@bloppysloppy2283]

Reminds of the South Park episode where someone played Slayer over the PA at a hippie music festival.

[@scallen3841]

Sensory overload would trigger me

[@zfitness2005]

“Mommy I wanna go to the circus!” “Now now, Timmy, we have the circus at home”

[@Elusive_Pete]

The circus has now become the circus at home.

[@MrM0saic]

I've watched this video at least 30 times. It always cheers me up! It's better than the Chappelle Show

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

Point of personal privilege!!!!

[@apealeal3973]

I wouldn't go that far lol

[@theaestheticskyline328]

This comment takes a new meaning with the whole Chappelle stuff going down now

[@dubenstein6347]

So this is real?!

[@luminouskiwi1104]

0:41 this dude was LOOKING for something to get offended by. There’s no way you hear “guys”and get offended without searching for things to be offended by.

[@einsteinboricua]

The funny thing is that they don’t show up anywhere else on the convention floor. They’re not at that seat and no one else has the back tattoos.

[@capncake8837]

@@einsteinboricua They might’ve moved back further.

[@dadaismotienekasepta]

Senslry overload is a real thing tho and it's annoying af

[@ciabones]

They wake up looking for something to get offended by.

[@luminouskiwi1104]

@@dadaismotienekasepta I know, I have ADHD so I can get overwhelmed easily and i know what he’s talking about there. Still, people gotta understand that the world doesn’t revolve around them, excessive noise is inevitable.

[@joeschmoe6021]

That lady leading the vote/debate is now fund-raising for Trump, probably.

[@firefirefire3277]

Or probably went back to Asia after seeing how shit hole the people in America are.

[@dennisheuchler7137]

That is what happens when people think that there is a right to a life without any inconveniences. It has nothing to do with solidarity, it's just selfish to assume that the world is a huge safe space. You can not always expect people to take care of you.

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

True.

[@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13]

Absolutely bang on 👍

[@perryjohnson8213]

“Aggressive scent “, now that is priceless!

[@eddiem.5811]

Aggressive scents!?!, have you met my dog, that Alpha really doesn't number on him....

[@Dman911011]

Is a Fart aggressive.....😵😆😆😆😆

[@atomiq911]

They no nothing about an aggressive scent, wait til they go into a nursing home and one of the resident sh*t in their pants.

[@shadowpoet4398]

That entire place has an aggressive scent

[@deliusmyth5063]

Hai Karate!

[@Changojoni]

They've written an entire SNL skit!!

[@joeybaseball7352]

SNL is too woke to lampoon this.

[@piratesfan1995able]

How did these people make it through life

[@GuyFromTheSouth]

This is our educated population. They are the ones that will be running this country soon, scary.

[@emperortgp2424]

@@GuyFromTheSouth They are incapable of running a convention, much less a country.

[@crazycuteandcanine5707]

They are still alive... Be patient my friend ;-). Lol

[@Morenita892]

they're still struggling god forbid they experience any loud outburst or offensive smell🤣😂 itll kill them

[@ahnaftahmid9115]

@@GuyFromTheSouth the uneducated population is just as bad

[@elchiponr1]

Please don't watch this video witch other tabs opened on your internet browser, just the thought of it is very overwhelming to me, and makes it hard to focus, thanks

[@nickwadson5731]

I clapped really loud at that comment while emitting an aggressive scent.

[@timbaland916]

This is Portlandia in real life

[@Beavereaver]

These people’s existence literally sets the human species back a couple of thousand years.

[@everdeneb4811]

We were more efficient a thousand years back. Trust me I'm an historian.

[@BoroMirraCz]

Luckily, they waste all their energy debating in these silly conventions and have no further effect on the society...

[@TB-im1ci]

The leaders of the upcoming communist revolution 🤣🤣🤣

[@plankalkulcompiler9468]

Lmao, they are liberal SJW social democrats like you guys, not real socialists.

[@plankalkulcompiler9468]

@Moe A lol, do you even know the meaning of socialism? Btw, the people calling "not real [insert here]" is generally a logical fallacy that they use to be divided from the purity of their views. Democratic socialists themselves call that to pure socialists, who are just simply socialists already defending workplace democracy. But democratic socialists don't defend very basic principles of socialism, which is the abolishment of authoritive private property and laborers owning their labor.

[@CigEconomy]

You laugh but it's happening right now. These people need to be exterminated.

[@TB-im1ci]

@@CigEconomy they are doing it to themselves...just look at CHAZ/ CHOP

[@mediocrates1937]

@@plankalkulcompiler9468 I have read too much and know too much about filthy Marxists and the 150 million corpses that lay at their feet.

[@avinduwijegunasekara2250]

This is why people should know where the line of individualism lays U cant force the society to adopt according to ur needs , u need to adopt according to the society when its necessary

[@BonelessEar]

this may be an answer to Fermi paradox

[@661Tonto]

Reminds me of toddlers/kindergartners... that forgot to grow up

[@ConservingLiberalism]

All of them want the government to take care of them like a parent, so you can see why they‘d act like that.

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

Toddlers have more empathy and humility and compassion for others than these lot.these lot r full on narcs

[@Dose1Of1Brad]

These people are now “leaders” in corporate America, and some people wonder why our country has gone to hell.

[@seanbardwell2067]

No they aren’t lol. They are unemployed, mentally unstable losers

[@kaechan9590]

This is very comforting. I was afraid these guys would be a domestic threat, but they wouldn't survive a string of fire crackers and a strobe light

[@snowfox7739]

I’d much rather these guys than the MAGA QANON lunatics.

[@kaechan9590]

@@snowfox7739 maybe I could get you fired and thrown to the street to ensure you use your privilege to elevate BIPOC voices. Give your home over to an oppressed social class and force you to pay the bills anyway. But hey, I'll also get you clean needles and a corner of the ally to do your business in

[@psykobanana]

@@snowfox7739 at least those guys are fierce patriots. Imagine these spoiled infants when Russia or China decide to make a move. 🤣

[@JaneDoe-rj4jn]

🤣 🤣

[@danieljones8876]

(1) For a group that purports to value diversity, there is a sea of white faces. (2) For a national convention, this is a pathetic turnout. (3) They spend all of their time arguing with each other and will therefore never achieve the unity necessary for meaningful political change. (4) The main word that keeps coming to mind is "weak". (5) It is genuinely fascinating to observe just how divorced from reality people can become.

[@jodysin7]

This is better than snl

[@jasongeorgisdaniel]

This is unbelievably amazing comedy, I literally cried with laughter all the way through, broke a rib I think....🤣🤣🤣

[@withOsamaNatto]

The video stopped long time ago and I am still laughing while going down the comments

[@jhyland87]

I didn't realize you could actually _hear_ someones weight problem, lol.

[@alexismiller288]

You can also hear if they're a homosexual lol

[@jhyland87]

@@alexismiller288 hey now... I have an _all natural_ lisp. Something these homosexuals would kill for and id love to not have, lol

[@mattynotfatty]

Looking back at this video, it looks to me that they advertised that they were very autism friendly but didn't fully think through what that entails. And a lot of people weren't willing to follow the rules for it since they kept having to reiterate it.

[@TheCandela15]

That James Jackson he/him guy really made a name for himself during this convention 😂😂😂 also, the dude with a red scarf is the worst.

[@ConservingLiberalism]

I hope he turns up again at another convention, he was pretty great. (^:

[@davidimerov9447]

What is a he/him?

[@dissmo706]

@@davidimerov9447 he slash him, a method of execution where a man cuts another guy in half with a katana

[@santimig127]

Perfect example of snowflakes

[@SallySorour]

Mr. Sensory Overload should not leave his house as the real world will give him sensory overload

[@elroysez8333]

This is simply both frightening and hilarious.

[@heyons2808]

I really really don’t think there’s anything to fear here ngl. This is literally a comic con for lost people

[@virendrasihag2815]

This is gift of postmodernism, this is what happens when we take "every opinion matters" seriously. In political theory it's called ANARCHY.

[@atlascove1810]

I like the idea of limited government.

[@kossttass]

Anarchy has nothing to do with this. These are a bunch of retards that read a couple of twitter threads.

[@josephgilbert7296]

@@atlascove1810based

[@unclewaggy09]

Dude there’s no way people are actually like this.

[@jcdenton3062]

Just look at asian girl. How she is losing nerves. I think she is now preparing to support Trump 2020

[@adamdavies66]

I hope she changed after this embarrassing charade for her own sake.

[@juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657]

I actually feel sorry for her. She's all tip-toeing so she doesn't step on any of their emotions, and they are like throwing more of their sensitivity under her feet.

[@adamdavies66]

@@juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657 yeah it's silly and the whole thing only proves how none of this is practical in the real world.

[@juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657]

@@adamdavies66 They live in their own, comfortable imaginary world. That's why their main problems are those petty ones. That narrowed world they live in is in fact that famouse matrix and blue pill everyone talks about. So they don't recognize REAL problems like starvation, for example. They keep em busy, moreover, they keep them thinking they are changing the world, but they're just ants in an ant farm.

[@CigEconomy]

@@juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657 Don't feel sorry for them. Communists aren't people.

[@ViscountBuggus]

Socialism then: We started a revolution from scratch to overthrow the evil government. Socialism now: Space too noisy! AVOID HISSING!

[@alejandro3702]

Marx and Lenin turning in their graves seeing this, their rallies and meetings were fucking loud

[@mediocrates1937]

Socialism then: let's kill or starve 150+ million people in the 20th century with our filthy doctrines and policies! Socialism now: we have a quiet room with no aggressive smells...

[@alejandro3702]

@@mediocrates1937 "150 million" lol

[@panama2468]

@@mediocrates1937 less than 30 million, most of them nazis, fascists, russian tsars and Japanese imperialists but ok bruv

[@mediocrates1937]

@@panama2468 No credible historian would ever attribute such a low death toll to the communist/socialist regimes of the 20th century. That's laughable. Mao's policies alone accounted for more deaths than that by even the lowest estimates out there. It's sad you guys aren't taught this stuff by your filthy Marxist professors.

[@tanjosephj]

I'm a Democrat. This is the first time I'm seeing this video. We are F'n screwed. This is why we are weK and MAGA is strong.

[@ivandragokrizanac9429]

nothing wrong with being Democrat. Any Republicans want to give you shit for it here, just ignore them, theyre bigots. just an FYI bro

[@chosenrubric7308]

guy at 9:41 is spot on as to why this particular event was a mess a clear message to all socialists on what to be avoided

[@stephanies4876]

This was like watching a kindergarten class come back from recess and the teachers trying to gather them all.

[@traceymead1540]

Herding flies!

[@GodfreyFirstEldenLord]

quick point of privilege guys: stop commenting it triggers my dyslexia and makes my anxiety act up so if you comrades could please stop commenting

[@oldspicey6001]

point of privilege: guys please stop using capital letters its offensive to lowercase people

[@GodfreyFirstEldenLord]

@@oldspicey6001 point of privilege: if you could please stop referring to us as people it would be really nice since not all of us identify as people and some don’t even identify as living beings. Personally I’d like to be addressed as a stone🗿

[@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup]

I remember watching this live and I was almost crying from laughter.