DSP Filled With Literal Rage Crushing the Stick Ready to Give Up on SF6 After Disastrous Night

[@DSPTriesItMemology101]

He's 41 years old

[@JoelElTractor]

Could've fooled me 🤔

[@jervey123]

thanks for reminding

[@dynastes4938]

... and still very successful, don't you dare disregarding that! :D

[@MikoYotsuya292]

"I'm a mature adult, I'm not a children's entertainer"

[@mi11zee]

He kept saying it was a big waste of time for himself (maybe) but I def did not find it to be a big waste of time, in fact, I found it to be 1 of the more entertaining streams he's done in a while!!! But why do his viewers (Dents) keep coming back when he insults them so rudely ( i.e. You're a sheep / You're a fucking idiot/ Shut the fuck up etc. etc. )

[@WrongThink_]

Imagine being called a "POS" by a 41 year old man begging for tips in his underwear and a Hawaiian shirt.

[@hard8gamingandagslive559]

🤣🤣

[@SuperJerk]

😂😂😂

[@realbeefcastle]

😂😂😂😂

[@penguinsmovies]

Was he seriously not wearing pants? Phil no just no you lazy ass.

[@heroicsquirrel3195]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Blind-cow]

I’m sorry but 34:34 kills me like his tone is so childish it’s hilarious to see a 41 YEAR OLD man act like his mom just told him he can’t have dessert before dinner what a joke.

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

Every 41yo knows you have to eat your broccoli first

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

*Almost every

[@DETRACT0RD00M]

Oh, that was beautiful..

[@ReinEngel]

It's especially bad when you realize that he's just lying to save face and there's nothing wrong with the stick he's blaming.

[@TheGohthecrow]

​@@unbearifiedbear1885too much gas

[@wittledragon1314]

age: 41. Looks: 75. Acts like: 7. Ahhh this night was just sooo worth the watch. I was hoping for a bad night and I got one. Thank you, it made my night.

[@Michael-lw2jl]

Can’t believe the joystick manufacturers are detractors…

[@Bowtie12oclock]

WARNING: IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO FIGHT STICK ABUSE DO NOT GO TO 34:33

[@coolguy-mf2wr]

Bugged fight stick mechanics dood ack ack ack

[@rabbyd542]

It sounds like he's literally punching the buttons at this point

[@SuperJerk]

IT DIDNT GIV ME MY FOOKIN MOOVES AGAIN AGAIN 🐷😢😂

[@Jesse_E5150]

Smash those hooves, piggy! 😂

[@DarknessXxMaster]

$340 Joystick. His dents paid him money to watch him smash what he bought with their money. I dunno. Maybe this is what they paid for. Maybe this is what they like to see.

[@realbeefcastle]

Just imagine Maximilian or Justin Wong or Sajam or anyone from the FGC having a stream like this. This is why Phil is, and will always be, a lolcow.

[@koibitothescrublord4977]

They learn from their losses and don't take this game or any game this serious as to where they're abusing their sticks.😂

[@NY_State_Of_Mind_BK]

I was watching Max play MK1 and he lost to a Johnny Cage around 6 time's in a row and not one complaint about the guy being a terrible player or about how the game sucks or his moves not coming out.

[@jkdman2007]

They simply are better players and they don't have any execution issues like this guy. He can't do any basic moves and basic combos, so he has to blame the game, the devs, and his 300 dollars new stick. He plays scrubby characters like honda and blanka, but he still can't do anything consistently after he has played over 3000 matches is insane. Blanka's combos are easy compared to other characters. Like I said before, he has execution issues since sf2 and he drops combos all the time.

[@doctordice2doctordice210]

@@jkdman2007really? I found myself having an easier time learning ryu's combo, or maybe that's just me being filtered by charge characters

[@Manglet762]

N O N E of their worst days compare to Phil's average days.

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

After complaining that MKI is not like SF6, a few days later he wants to rage quit Street Fighter lol.

[@boltsy1395]

Dude mk1 in his mind failed him.. guess what armored core will do. It’s gonna kick his ass cause he doesn’t understand creativity.

[@NF-nv3xw]

​@@boltsy1395also the biggest part of the AC series is replay missions to unlock parts. He will prolly finish (if he can that is) and uninstall it.

[@ValSempai]

Imagine spending upwards to 500$ just to rage quit. What an investment xD

[@ickyfist]

Same complaints too. Those 16ms connections are super laggy dood!

[@butteredtoast3032]

the dude should just quit playing games in general, he tries using reversal psychology saying he plays games for fun and not for money, when its the other way around, what a sad existence

[@limelight58able]

I love how he tries to discredit his opponent with the phrase "random whatever," but he's quick to wake up super or wake up Blanka ball at a moment's notice.

[@bwnnn]

And he somehow picks the worst moments to do reversal level 1. He gets knocked down mid screen and the opponent is nearly at half screen, and he just does it.

[@drkRoss89]

Looks like we're getting back to full Hulk Smash DSP from back in the day. I can't wait for the day our boy Philbert chokeslams that $300 arcade stick.

[@KnightspaceORG]

No no, he explained that already. It's how pros play, obviously

[@Foxhound3857]

@@KnightspaceORG Goutstone Piledriver.

[@fabiopereira8208]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wildudyr]

Dsp Angry. Dsp MASH!

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

BY GAWD, that Fight Stick had a family!@@Foxhound3857

[@MikoYotsuya292]

Doesn't matter if Phil had a $10, $1000 or a $10k arcade stick, he'll still regularly drop inputs, cuz he mashes! 😂😂

[@unicornmilk6158]

Btch got 0 lab 😅

[@ChankerTanker]

Someone could have snuck into his house and replaced the stick with a new one he would still have the exact same problems 😂

[@fabiopereira8208]

Did his same combo 5000 Times but cant even do it consitently and Blames the game ☠️

[@tardissins7512]

Important distinction though-mashing the same button over and over to do it on the first available frame is fine (not great but fine), but what he’s doing (hitting more than one button so they stack up and get mixed with each other) is not

[@Jason0binladen]

When you've been playing fighting games for years you can just tell when they're button mashing according to the biggest button masher there is

[@woolcaparmy]

opponent: *pushes buttons to perform moves in a fighting game* phil: "OH MY GAHHD no skill random buttons didnt earn anything i shouldve beat him"

[@Abedeuss]

**perfects him** HE DID NOTHING TO EARN IT

[@youtubecrack]

He had to over explain to his wife why he needed that 300 fight stick...now he has to explain to her why it's the sticks fault and that why he's upstairs yelling at the TV again. Snort.

[@mikewhitfield7000]

Him upstairs yelling like a man child with her downstairs crying..what a happy home 😂

[@Floridamangaming729]

This mf has a wife?????

[@Kurinth]

No shot this man is married, that can't be real, who would do that to themselves

[@jamestipton1025]

Master level player and has no idea how to deal with Ken kicks. Hilarious!

[@TheZodiacRipper]

Every push of a button is a guaranteed hit!

[@avidism]

It’s crazy he’s got almost 200 hours on the game with thousands of matches played and is still struggling with the same shit he struggled with in week 1.

[@SleepyPupper]

@@avidismBrain is filled with Gin, nothing else can be retained by it. He can't learn

[@pigroachman8712]

The Ken beating him by doing nothing but DP had me laughing so hard. Greatest player in the country lost to literal wake up DP. 😂 🤣

[@ZensMeatSlab]

THE RETURN OF BLACKHAWKxDOWN! lol

[@Narutofreak155]

Which is the easiest thing to avoid if you just block lol

[@jkdman2007]

​​@@Narutofreak155He can't. He mashes all buttons and he can't block.

[@Narutofreak155]

@jkdman2007 yeah he mashes pretty damn hard wonders why he loses so much it's very obvious he's just trying to cheese his way to master but also runs from master players because he know his cheesy bs won't work lol

[@1Onsokumaru1]

I was watching that one live. Like bro how stupid do you have to be to lose to that.

[@SuddenFool]

Phil is fully convinced his now reached the peak of SF6 skills because he reached master rank ONCE and now there is nothing more for him to learn in the game and he should just win all his matches with ease.

[@simplelife88393]

That was before they implemented MR points too where masters have to actually prove their worth. He immediately abandoned master ranked when it came out and now gets stomped by diamonds and platinums

[@nfamus540]

16:37 He says he didn't touch the joystick when you can literally hear him hit it. He truly does nothing wrong, he does everything correct even when there's audio and video evidence that proves otherwise.

[@realbeefcastle]

This way he can trick his incredibly dumb fans into thinking his joystick is the reason he can’t win a match.

[@c4bb4g3]

I was going to say the same thing. There's an audible button slap and he acts like it's going Skynet on him.

[@yohagain]

That was amazing!

[@TreyFergg]

Yeah but don't pull up his replay on cfn. Input reader online is a waste of time and you're an idiot. 😂😂😂😂 My personal favorite ones are when he gets rocked, goes all bug eyed looking down, then holds the stick up to the camera while holding back, as if that PROVES beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was holding back when the opponents move hit him

[@ResonantJustice]

Ken is confirmed to be detractor of the year. He has made Phil the SALTIEST he’s been in forever.

[@Saddler1944]

It's payback for the shitty Karen Masters Cosplay DSP did last Halloween.

[@venomfuryx3250]

I love that versus screen Ken smile at the beginning lol

[@DETRACT0RD00M]

Agreed

[@dead_vibes]

Big ups, Ken

[@Xseedsofevil]

He’s such a broken record

[@batangbatugan]

Phi's right! He wasn't outplayed, he was f*cking humiliated, strung up like a punching bag that goes "WAAAH!" every time he got hit.

[@apa123APA]

SMH I can't believe Capcom forgot to deliver the online playerbase the memo that DSP is going to start early today and they're supposed to lose to him.

[@Elare-]

When Phil mashes out a wake up super it's a "reversal super" but when other players do it's scrubby game play

[@WingsOfAgeOfConsent]

Glorious levels of salt 🧂 Big ups memology

[@pvblivscornelivsscipio]

You know it was a salt, babyrage and cope filled session if Memology's video is over half an hour long.

[@MikoYotsuya292]

wdym? the stream is full of chill and positivity.

[@WingsOfAgeOfConsent]

​@@MikoYotsuya292*phasitivity. Get it right dood

[@TheZodiacRipper]

Phil : Notice how the detractors have less material to make their videos with. Memology : Makes even longer videos. Me : Cant stop laughing.

[@PlayerUnoYT]

He may be 41 years physically, but mentally he's 12.

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

more like 55 years old physically, bro did not take good care of himself

[@Tempest2110]

Let's be honest, saying he's mentally 12 is an insult to 12 year olds.

[@apvideos4727]

Im a firm believer that he has autism or is on the spectrum, not even trolling here.

[@Fivepast01]

The nervous, forced laughter at 13:35 when he thinks he’s being all edgy and rebellious.

[@supersentaiguy]

I watched this live lol. This guy is just….this is how my cousin and I used to complain when we couldn’t get stuff to work on the snes. Keep in mind we were both 9 and 11 at the time.

[@IamTony666]

How are you guys 9 yrs old and 11 yrs old at the same time?

[@rubensano4860]

@@IamTony666 a glitch in the Matrix.

[@myownego]

​@@IamTony666simple. they were born twice!

[@DrMonty-yr1kc]

@@IamTony666dood!!! Nothing they could do alright???!!! Life glitched and it didnt *smash joy pad* fking *smash joy pad* work *smash joy pad*

[@penguinsmovies]

​@@DrMonty-yr1kcYou saw that though? Right life dropped all their inputs NOTHING EARNED!!

[@ResonantJustice]

How long before he begs for a new fighting stick to replace the “broken one”?

[@kkoz66]

Tomorrow

[@Gstgameplay]

the sounds of daves hooves mashing into his $320 fighting stick is just music to my ears lol

[@lewishiniski1276]

I do have to say for a guy that says he doesn’t have “fuck you money” he sure does button bash that fighting stick like he can afford another

[@robbieroberts1973]

When he just begs and pleads with his his audience to recoup his cost, money is no object.

[@MDToboggan]

Love he thinks pressing a button into hop is an infinite blockstring and just claims people are mashing when they're literally reacting and punishing accordingly not every jab interruption is a mash jab Phil.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

I mean typically unless something is VASTLY unsafe, a jab punish was probably fuzzy mashed just so that they could take space back But that still means there was a gap big enough to jab

[@Jason0binladen]

It is for him because he's not fast enough

[@ValSempai]

The funny thing is, he never delays on wake up. He ALWAYS presses a button or has to parry or something. I learned a long time ago in fighting games sometimes do nothing to see what your opponent does is better than pressing a button a lot of times

[@bwnnn]

He sees that his shitty hop pressure is losing to jabs, so how does he adjust? BY DOING MORE HOPS. At that point he's gotta be just jobbing to prove a "point," right? The "point" being (in his mind) that his opponent's character is OP.

[@yomi_jeremy3964]

@@ValSempaiSF 2 players don’t understand concept of delay or changing the timing. It’s just which button to press.

[@Dj_Real_Eyes_Open]

"what's the point of starting work early if i'm just gonna lose?" - DSP the Blue Collar Gamer

[@escoplayer10]

I love when he calls players garbage, that makes him less than garbage lol

[@Blisterdude123]

Mortkal Kombat: Game's too SLOW DOODS can't REEEEACKACKACK Street Fighter 6: Game's too FAST DOODS can't REEEEEACKACKACK Why can't every game be as good as Bugsnax or the Disney Princess game DOOD SNORTSNORTSNORT

[@k1n63d]

"It must be one of those nights that nothing goes my way." Ah yes, one of those nights that's been every night for 15 years in a row. Another one of those nights. Right right.

[@dynastes4938]

Gametrekker leaves, tips are low and his toxicity is through the roof - how surprising :D

[@DeTaxxman]

Hearing Manon’s Lalalalala over DSP seething with rage is priceless

[@FreezySmash]

Best super in the game

[@garrycotton7094]

In fairness, I think I'd lose my shit listening to that as well 🤣 - ultimate troll super.

[@EyebelieveTheNarrative]

What a day to be a salt miner.

[@Aames32]

i swear this is justice for mortal kombat. he said it sucked because he got bodied, here he was nothing but free.

[@CrowsSerenade]

There used to be a 'How to beat LTG' Video where someone broke down LTGs habits and the typical ways to beat those in SF5 and it was pretty on point for the time. I feel like it'd be pretty easy to make one for DSP here especially given Diaphone paved the way breaking down his play already and you can tell he really hasn't learnt shit because his habit of jump in/hop is getting punished freely multiple times, he leans on jab-jab-special/throw so often with every character, doesn't space well, gets counter hit constantly, his anti airs aren't timed at all, thinks parry is the holy grail of defense etc... It'd be easy to just say 'Pick Ken and DSP auto tilts', which is true. But a video breaking it all down would just be great salt in the wounds.

[@zachmac3824]

love him going "idk how that whiffed" twice and his opponent just walked back. Like you can't say that when you're getting shimmied on wakeup

[@HiroOfLegend]

His First Night Ranked stream of SF6 and he gets this mad. Spent 300 dollars on a Qanba, one of the most expensive FG sticks out there. And still thinks it's the stick. Never change DSP.

[@TheZodiacRipper]

Tournament standard everyone.

[@Jesse_E5150]

He's still breaking in the fight stick dood!

[@glc_zashi9541]

He's slandering the good name of Qanba, my Drone and Drone 2 are dope.

[@jervey123]

i like how he blames his connection while his ping is showing below 40ms at the top of the screen... he's saying the sky is green and all you literally have to do is look up

[@ItsmeVel]

You'd think after getting jabbed out of Blanka's cross up for the 10th time that round he'd get the hint that it's not a safe option

[@anthonybalista7421]

The key word there being “think”.

[@zoomingby]

I love how Phil thinks that because he reached Masters at a time when the player pool hasn't really gotten good en masse, that he's actually a real masters level player.

[@nfamus540]

That's why I think ranked play shouldn't start in any game until the game has been out for a few months first, that way you get a true representation of a skill level because everyone has had time to learn strategies.

[@DKSanX]

Also with win streaks and a bloated point amount for win over loses. Like it +55 points for a win and -40 for a lose against equal skill players. Meaning that even someone whose played 1000’s of matches is bound to get to master as long as their win lose is 50% hell maybe even 49%.

[@reviewthereviewer7034]

Apparently it was near Evo so no good players were on

[@mattgehrke3115]

The people he played to get master were worse than most plat 5’s. It was days before evo and they had just changed mm so you don’t have to play any masters to get master rank.

[@bwnnn]

​@@nfamus540that's why I think rank resets between seasons are good for the health of the game.

[@CoolBossFights]

16:38 you can literally hear an audible sound of him touching the joystick lmao

[@mauriciohiure2192]

remember guys, this is a "chill vibez" stream, Phil himself said it multiple times

[@geotcxs1697]

I wholeheartedly believe the amount of hate this man receives every day is unwarranted. He absolutely deserves WAY more on every waking moment of his miserable existence 😊

[@apvideos4727]

He deserves Wings levels of trolling

[@zeedude8026]

He needs to catch some hands on top of that.

[@j.r.765]

Deserves every wakeup super, meaty and dp

[@itypethetruthnobshere8975]

33:12 perfect ko, into sigh, lean in manual ban, then joystick abuse combo

[@dontworryaboutit5490]

No dropped inputs on that combo

[@pieminator6969]

Jasper kitty is literally dying downstairs while Phil mashes his 300$ joystick.

[@darkasnight86]

Who cares about his cat? Ur a loser for caring about anything about phil lol

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

The cats fine. Get a grip. Plenty to berate this man over - not paying for a blood test for a healthy cat isn't one of them

[@ninjafrog6966]

⁠@@unbearifiedbear1885his cat has a history of UTI’s. that why they were recommended. the fact that you’re defending phil buying a 500 dollar fight stick no problem, but paying for his cat’s bloodwork test is apparently too much money for him and a scam is insane. fuck right off

[@ninjafrog6966]

@@unbearifiedbear1885when you care more about a fucking fight stick but won’t pay your cat’s bloodwork to make sure they’re healthy, it absolutely is something to berate him for. fuck that nonsense

[@CarlBriggs861]

He also declawed Jasper. Which is seen as animal abuse in most civilised countries and is illegal in most. How’s it’s legal in the US is bizarre

[@2FRESH-4U]

He was so angry not even wins would help

[@knownanonymous8802]

After all these years, still beats his stick on stream.

[@tomspag]

the thing that really gets me is that he goes back to the menu after every match and has auto accept on. there isn't even a consideration of using training mode at all on his part. i guess he doesn't need it since he's obviously better than all of his opponents though 😅 its also a pretty clear example of how easy it is for honda and blanka to climb in ranked if phil can get into diamond with literally 0 time in the lab 😂

[@lawlessx9]

You'd think he'd go to training mode and test that corner combo.

[@TheKalimanMX]

could also go to training mode and execute some fancy combos to really prove the haters that he can 100% do combos but only during online matches does the game decide to drop his inputs.

[@lapincheriatota]

Lol yeah easy either to go to the replay and show inputs like all these time he is blocking

[@ickyfist]

He's losing it hahaha. I'm dying at the part where he hit a button in a menu and pretended like he didnt have his hands on the buttons to try to add credence to the idea that the stick is just doing things on its own and not listening to his commands. All because he can't handle getting shit on and needs to blame some outside element.

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

The old saying goes, "a poor workman blames his tools", suits Phil to a tee

[@Droei]

Sometimes I watch these while cooking, then I hear the same excuse for the 50th time and get confused if the video just rolled back a few min “I’m holding back pressing absolutely nothing”

[@realsong-fake]

Try open up the joystick. Maybe a detractor is hiding inside "dropping your moves".

[@rsonic510]

Qanba confirmed detractor.

[@silvercyborg]

Being a drunken mess during SF4 and skipping SF5 really shows. He is very vulnerable to frame traps, shimmies, safe jumps, and grounded pressure. Combining that with a look-see method of learning is a recipe for failure.

[@2old2steak]

He didn't actually skip SFV, that's just more of dsp's positive and robust gaslighting. The drunken mess part definitely applies though.

[@ereisfireboi]

he outplayed you in "every" way, not "any" way

[@LivingStoneWriter]

His grammar is just atrocious.

[@rebel4466]

Big joystick doesn't want him to win, that's why they only get him defective ones.

[@plusonedex]

16:40 you can hear him rest his hands on the stick and then he complains it moves on its own??? literally imagination fantasy land for this guy

[@97Crazysteve]

Opponent: *Jabs once* Philly Jizzsteak: "Mash jab! Completely unearned! Now he gets a massive khambo! I was holding Backwards! I miss Gametrekker!"

[@Etrieh]

Ken yelling sit down and shut up is the entire FGC when they watch Phil play.

[@isyf578]

6:35 Ken giving a shit-eating grin in the middle of Phil's pissbaby rant, and then proceeding to absolutely shred him is just perfect

[@shis1988]

It's all or nothing!!!😬😬😬

[@Deadman1000]

Phil and Dale beat their controllers and really expect to win every match. You can always hear them pressing every possible button hoping something works out 😂

[@PrincessCiel72]

One of these days phil is going to slam that hitbox so hard its going to break down and he will blame someone, not him slamming a four or three hundread dollar peripheral like a kid having a massive tantrum

[@jervey123]

those things were made to take a beating, but i won't be surprised if he breaks it

[@LUX711]

0:32 “why do you think I lost? CAUSE IT DIDNT GIVE ME MY FKN MOVES AGAAAIIINN !!” 🤡👶🏻holy hell he literally turned into a toddler babyman right here

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

He's _"so interested to know"_ about his """dropped moves""" that he doesn't ever watch the replays with on screen commands to try and figure it out

[@risefm001]

Now THIS was a CHILL FUN night of SF6!

[@erwinblackthorn4476]

This is a real question: Does anyone remember when they stopped getting that furious at games? I think the last time I wanted to smash a controller was when I was bad at the Lego Star Wars Pod Racing level and tried a million times. I was about 11 years old.

[@philipblaise5166]

11 for me to I use to get legit pissed and started punching the table

[@grahamwade5932]

I wouldn't play games if they made me as angry as he gets after a few fights

[@Hopoy1]

I still get mad i need help

[@enigmaticheart666]

​@@philipmcgrath1505if you're serious about fighting games then yeah you get mad at yourself, happens to me also

[@too_soon]

16:36 you can hear him touching the joystick

[@orpheustelos23]

>Have your offence be so sloppy and telegraphed you're getting jab checked left and right >Think everyone is just a masher that lucks out of your pahrfect play. Never change Phil

[@Blackcherrysyrup]

Nothing he could do: No meter for random super No drive meter for D.I or D.R Combo drops, missed inputs, or miss timing. Don't break or tech throws. Suggestions: Adapt.

[@CJ-wh7ik]

Dude, he literally had no meter. Look closely. He had no meter and no super gauge. Like all the time. Also game was dropping his inputs all the time. Honestly, there's nothing u can do against ken in the corner

[@Pocket_of_Explosives]

Dang he's smashing hard on that 500 dollars. Someone quick, give him banana, tasty banana

[@MDToboggan]

A master player just got perfected like 15 times in one session by diamond ones.

[@realbeefcastle]

I think I’ve seen him drop that Blanka combo more than I’ve seen him hit it. His only Blanka combo.

[@rubensano4860]

Phil produces more salt than the US government produces debt.

[@itypethetruthnobshere8975]

41 years old mashing and raging in a spare bedroom. Yelling at a screen. No wonder kat is crying

[@TheBigN123]

Patiently waiting for the joystick slam on the ground. I know it will happen one day.

[@TheB0neD0ct0r]

And then when it starts scrolling endlessly or triggering a button "Ackackack! What a piece of shit controller! All i did was gently toss it down and now it's broken" then proceed to punch it like that'll fix it

[@RedBerylFTW]

18:48 "It took four attempts for level 1 super to come out" Got thrown 3 times without trying to throw escape L M A O

[@Jmixup]

He whiffs a move and then tries the move straight after..... Then is baffled as to why someone knew what he was going to do 😅. The spam and mash is strong in this video.

[@iamfiefo]

TIL: If you suck, it doesn't matter how fancy or expensive your controller is.

[@CarlBriggs861]

There are people winning matches at EVO with a normal controller

[@tlingitsoldier]

He must seriously be blind. I know he needs glasses, but the fact he thought his attack "whiffed" at 9:58, I think he must be literally blind. It was so obvious that Ryu had already jumped over him before Phil's move came out, and he was convinced it should have made contact.

[@rsonic510]

I think he's just slow. Which isn't a revolutionary concept, I know.

[@ThirdXavier]

Alcoholic reaction speeds lol

[@ghosty8118]

Phil has his complaints so automated that at 25:31 he accidentally says no super but stutters to say no combo

[@dontworryaboutit5490]

25:29

[@Pistachio21]

Nothing like listening DSP whining in the background while working. Music to my ears.

[@Grimdarkog]

Hoof clacking intensifies

[@JoelElTractor]

The salt mine was overflowing tonight 😂😂😂

[@spencermcbride3881]

11:05 master level Blanka play right there. Goddamn, he got mollywhopped in corner

[@1Onsokumaru1]

Luke only being broken when other people use him is hilarious

[@snakepiissken5889]

If you can't be consistent with your inputs, you belong in the rank you are in, bucko.

[@chiball]

i love how he thinks it’s out of the question for the input errors to be his fault

[@gamerfreak5951]

needs to just give up fighting games at this point Phil it’s you not the game 😂

[@l33tg4m3rl0lz]

A coworker who used to do PC support had a term for people like Phil: PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

[@WestonEvans]

16:38 you can audibly hear him touching the joystick and he goes with this cope as if everyone is dumb and can’t rewind

[@norscout3031]

He was hittin the gin pre-stream

[@ADolphinBoxer]

Seriously, anyone whose been around a functional alcoholic, it is pretty obvious here.

[@platinumight158]

"People are beating me in a fighting game and that pisses me off"

[@ereisfireboi]

"random drive impact"? are they supposed to do it only when you expect it?

[@fehmiyasar4249]

I'm still waiting the day this guy gets cancelled. The way things are going in the world now, his time will come to an end and he'll have to get a real job.

[@2FRESH-4U]

And there won’t be any

[@VVITCHHAUSEN]

He's like a cockroach man I don't think it's ever gonna happen.

[@rsonic510]

He was cancelled multiple times. In the end this just teaches us that "cancelation" only matters if you care.

[@CarlBriggs861]

Tbh, if he still has no savings, all it could take is a months suspension from KZbin. Yea he could crawl back to twitch, but he’s no longer partnered he’ll only have tips to rely on. I imagine if that happens, he’ll swindle another few grand from his parents to see him through though. The one thing that will ‘cancel’ him is an audit for his bankruptcy. 60-70k per year business expenses? Yea right. If they find him guilty of fraud there, he’s going to prison cause that’s a lot of money he’s hidden from the courts

[@callinater6133]

Getting cancelled pretty much makes getting a real job near impossible.

[@BlueBerry20071]

If we got 1 watt of energy for every time phil said "i can't do anything" when he could very easily do something, we would have enough to get to another habitable planet.

[@SirZackington]

This man is in burnout mode IRL

[@kerrodconnolly5338]

10:20 Phil looks at ground to really empathize the move droppage like he dropped his coins for the pokies which is how he treats gaming a true craftsman