DSP Tells Viewers To 'Go Jump Off A Cliff' After Life-Threatening Ear Infection

[@PotatoPoro]

Someone asks about the medicine he was prescribed, he immediately assumes that the person who asked thinks he's making it up. Says more about him than the person, really.

[@loyal-tf-fan]

I Am Unknown same with the bankruptcy, it’s hilarious he bans straight up fans concerned for his wellbeing

[@pieminator6969]

He gets defensive because he get caught bullsh**ing easily.

[@Average_Libtard]

That was an impressive overreaction. I've seen more than my fair share of Phil, but damn. He went above and beyond there.

[@lawlessx9]

He was genuinely curious about the medication phil was taking and phil went crazy accusing this person of calling him a liar. And when this person decides to leave he will say this person was never a "true fan"....phil must not have a single person in the world to talk to after losing panda and Rambo. Even to this day he excuses those ppl of using him when that's all he ever did to them

[@angry_zergling]

Well someone who is lying always has truth/falsity on the brain, and they view any response/reaction through the lens of do they believe me or do they not believe me? That's why people not believing him is always at the forefront of his brain - he's scanning for their acceptance/refusal of the lie and primed to defend a refusal like a boxer keeping his hands up to deflect a hit he expects is on the way. And I dunno about you, but the only times I got all huffy and whined 'you don't believe me!' was when I was lying and someone picked up on it haha.

[@Twitchyteen]

Oh man, an ear infection? I remember getting one of those. I screamed and cried because it hurt so bad! ...I was also 3 years old

[@Oddrat255]

Imagine how disgusting his house and hygiene must be to get an ear infection when he never goes anywhere.

[@loyal-tf-fan]

Oddrat255 it’s either that or he’s lying, or Kat picked it up from Tyrone

[@SeeminglyOdd]

Good chance he never cleans out his headphones.

[@rob119490]

@@SeeminglyOdd 80% chance hes just lyin n was playin wwe; id be willing to bet

[@loyal-tf-fan]

Leon & Claire Kennedy If Pandalee never put out then I doubt Kat has.

[@aliveandwellinisrael7944]

@justin rogers I shower twice a day...

[@watseco601]

Kat asked DSP where he wanted it. She heard ear instead of rear.

[@maurodudley1338]

Why does this *only* have 3 likes lol should be more

[@NEEDbacon]

Please, we both know Kat wouldn't even peg phil

[@PrestonCormack]

That intro is absolutely brilliant

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

I love that guy. El Crimson King or something. He did the "Emergency" cartoon video

[@smitchu4877]

I need 300 for the ear treatment and 20000 to pay for the treatment taxes.

[@KroryykDB]

Alright guys heres the thing... *throat clear* .. I have a dislocated eardrum and I need surgery *mini snort* so heres the deal, okeeh? I need $8,491 or else the surgeon is going to take my house *throat clear*

[@JohnDoe-fg4xe]

Why Twitch hasn’t banned him permanently I don’t know, his insulting demeanor is definitely against twitch TOS. You are not allowed to insult or demen your audience

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

He's the male version of a Twitch TOT (I'd say the word but KZbin would delete it).

[@erickrasniewski567]

I think because no one reports him or twitch doesn't care since hes a partner or he's to small

[@jaypeterman9721]

Twitch, for some raisin, LIKES Fill. I can’t imagine Them thinking he on the same level as the E-gorls or top streamers like Dr DisRespect

[@ReinEngel]

Twitch doesn't give a fuck. LTG's blatant, constant racism is proof of that.

[@RetroX-uu6cq]

So we told people to go kill themselves? Why hasn't nobody reported him yet?

[@nintendomaster2024]

A dedicated paypig pays him ask him what the medicine is, and he goes on a tirade about how it's his personal business about what the medicine is. I always think I've seen it all, but phil always surprises me.

[@jonathansoko1085]

Hey from the future. Phil hasn't changed one bit. In fact hes worse

[@jamesalauri460]

No DSP, you didn't lie about having an ear infection to take a day off. You lied about having an ear infection to take your maid shopping.

[@GBRC-EFC-125]

Nah it was because the pig stayed up all night to whale his wwe faction which he is the only member to level 4

[@Conker-nr4pd]

The infection is business related and i do still own it

[@1tommyfan151]

"So here's the deal, everyone: I'M A LOSER!" woops wrong 'tractor ; )

[@christopherdwyer2250]

Wrong but I understood that reference :).

[@nemysyys2285]

WHY AM I TOXIC

[@Superluigi881]

*BULLSHIT*

[@kukkajukkanen]

Phil: "I was so sick and in pain I could not move or even think!" Also Phil: Tweets 3 times on the same day 🤔

[@benleighton9013]

That's not suspicious at all is it is Phil

[@benleighton9013]

@Criss Rivera it's better to be a detractor then sucking up to pig side phil

[@deergod3548]

Semantics *goat laugh*

[@cajuncoonass5053]

Yeah you don't want to do anything with an ear infection

[@warlockengineer]

THAT WAS MY DEPRESSION!

[@JasonLopezII]

Phil: *tells someone to jump off a cliff* Also Phil: WHY AM I TAHSIK????

[@TRU_Lunchy]

Haha, why did I read that in a really deep, semi slow voice!?

[@MrMichael2484]

more toxic more toxic more toxic

[@Ryfinius]

Only a brainless idiot with no idea of how real life works would say that.

[@chrisdornerrespecter8884]

Toxic toilet juice

[@mrgaudy1954]

Unleash the beast.... TAHHHHXOIIIIIC... woahhh

[@Prime92]

"I don't care about you." Has there ever been a stream where he hasn't talked about the detractors in the past few months?

[@miciso666]

i dont care. a mere 10 seconds later. but these detractors. they ruined my chat and my life. he cant keep a story straight for 10 seconds.... same with his call. he lies so damn much.

[@lulwut6061]

10:32 - "How much time are they wasting on their youth on this insane frivolous nonsense?" DSP tries it: PROJECTING

[@DidObamaCare]

Phil just **wishes** he could spend more money on his streams, but this darn pandemic! He just can’t do it! Press X to Goubt.

[@GammaRingHunter]

I mean it's so obviously bullshit when before Corona chan he never bought anything to improve his streams

[@Winterstrife89]

LSB pointed out all he needs to do is grab something from his kitchen and do an impromptu DSP tries it on stream for his 50 vest streaks and even that that would have been better than. "One of the viewers is doing something for the 50th vest streak" nahsense that he is touting. This fucker is seriously so low effort, the only karma he deserve is being forced to pay his debts for the rest of his life.

[@MrVegemiteLover]

“I’m in excruciating pain, can’t think can’t move” So nothing different from the usual?

[@thehza2592]

Nothin he could do, dood

[@MrMrNevets]

The rocking back and forth is nuts in this prestream

[@capresenooj4359]

HELLO everybody ᵖʰᶦˡ ʰᵉʳᵉ, ˢᵒʳʳʸ for being LATE UMMM...yesterday I ʷᵃˢ ᶦⁿ ᵉˣᵗʳᵉᵐᵉ ᵖᵃᶦⁿ all day

[@twistedhermit2839]

@@capresenooj4359 more effort in this comment, then Paulie ever mustered up

[@thatpart]

@@twistedhermit2839 Watch it, Chrissie.

[@KroryykDB]

His rocking back and forth while hugging himself is probably a sign of actual insanity. He's already known to be a pathological liar so it wouldn't surprise me if he had other serious mental illnesses. I had a stepfather growing up who would rock violently back and forth and he was a total psychopath, literally insane.

[@thatpart]

@@KroryykDB the rocking is definitely the sick brain colliding with reality. It can happen to pretty much all of the pathological behaviors. There's is too much gone for what little sane part can tell them that.

[@krissuyx]

When you ask someone for proof of their claims and they refuse to do so, acting like you're nuts for asking it, that's the number one sign of a liar.

[@robertnapier624]

Phil’s ear infection is...... bollocks. A complete lie.

[@EpsiIonEagle]

Yea, gone in a day. Typical ear infections requiring a prescription last for 7 to 10 days.

[@capthavic]

My guess it was a simple wax blockage which can be cleared up pretty easy with some otc ear drops.

[@J4MESOX4D]

He really chasing sympathy lately - trying to squeeze out a few more donations for his new WWE Champions faction!

[@The.Nasty.]

Epsilon Eagle and it just so happened to have started days before and he endured silently? We all know he would be crying the moment he felt a tickle.

[@Stoshua.81]

You want me to walk all the way across my snort fort and pick up the medication and then read it, NO FUCK YOU IM NOT DOING THAT, lmao yeah cause its not real

[@OrangeyChocolate]

"I've had a crippling ear infection doods, but I'm naht gonna tell you what kind of medicine I got for it because trolls are mentally ill!" Yeah, he's making it up. Nobody would be that evasive about their medicine if they were actually unwell.

[@TRU_Lunchy]

Yeah, couldn't he just show what it was on camera!?

[@zera1266]

Bro, you want him to just GET UP and grab the medicine? THAT'S INSANE

[@OrangeyChocolate]

@@TRU_Lunchy Just showing the medicine bottle would be enough to dispel rumours that he's lying about it, and it would put his viewers at ease. But then again, the latter would mean him caring about his viewers, and the former would mean him actually having medicine for an actual ear infection.

[@MorbiusTheMenace]

Eargout intensifies

[@asahitownboys]

How's the ear gout, Paul?

[@Nathan_Coley]

His whole body is gout.

[@corrion1]

didn't know you could get gout in your ears

[@ArchangelSteve]

I'm not sure if you're joking or not but it's still worth pointing out that the ear is one of the places where urate crystals can form, so yeah you can actually get gout in your ears (I'd put a vest streak's worth of money on this actually being the problem, hence why he's so sensitive).

[@corrion1]

@@ArchangelSteve fun fact of the day thankyou

[@darthslothious2382]

Steve of the Dead gin and steak

[@mmmmm9678]

Someone: *asks what kind of medicine he's using* Phil: *starts ranting*

[@J4MESOX4D]

Remember when Phil had a life threatening back injury where if he got a real job, he’d need a ‘serious operation’😂

[@benleighton9013]

Yea then you see him playing dance games

[@KL0P5J6]

I love how when Phil recites stories the people in them always talk like he does with the same mannerisms, 'like uh yeah you know there's nothing you can do' - lawyer, doctor, movers, tax guy

[@Xehanort10]

I'm convinced the people he"talks" to are actually just his split personalities.

[@apa123APA]

World pandemic underway. DSP: "My ear waaa waaaa waaaa I have a boo boo give dollars now!"

[@benleighton9013]

Dsp is a chad

[@doolbeepi3059]

Im pretty sure only 1st graders get ear infections. The last time I had one I didn't know what masturbating was.

[@kenker_ape]

He has to be the weakest human being on this planet

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

@Trantor The Troll I hope your brother is ok

[@shadowofthenorthstar989]

I really dont get it he's suffering in pain but still has time to rant and whine

[@jam9852]

Almost like what he's saying is total bullshit lol

[@otsin2982]

Phil has been giving us ear infections for years now *EXTRA WET SNORT* , excuse me.

[@AyupChuck]

Ot Sin for real!!!

[@scwt89]

Why is he so obsessed with "detractors"? How would he even know people are saying he's faking the ear infection unless he spends time consuming detractor content?

[@Yuethefallen]

Because he like the attention. He thinks if the detractors keep talking about him he will not fade into obscurity.

[@ccricers]

If only. He thinks he'd be another "mainstream KZbinr" without the detractors. No, he'd likely just go the way of Spoony and Armake 21

[@JasperStJean]

I didn't think he was lying until I heard this. Being so defensive 100% confirms it. Which begs the question, why would he feel the need to lie about this? His behavior is beyond baffling.

[@idokwatcher2062]

Ear syde gout infected and cured in 24 hours. Praise be Seattle air.

[@KroryykDB]

you should rotate your picture so it looks like he's looking at your name lol

[@robertnapier624]

3:50 perfect image of Phil the man baby. It’s sad. 38 years old, but still Phil acts like. A big baby who still wears diapers.

[@offended323]

Chill baby Phil

[@TheJapan38]

My god, the way Phil talks about this ear infection, he deserves a purple heart or something.

[@jaypeterman9721]

Is Fill scared that trolls are going to mess with his ear juice if he says the name? Like wow just chill the phawk out duud

[@KroryykDB]

He's afraid that they'll swat his ear medication dood he has to protect his family

[@TheDarkQueen89]

Only Philburt can make an ear infection sound as if he had amputated a leg or an arm.

[@KroryykDB]

I had a broken tailbone which was incredibly painful and I didn't complain anywhere near as much as this fucking child and I was 14 at the time lol.

[@Xehanort10]

If he got a small scratch on his arm he'd act like he was bleeding to death.

[@Unova39]

This man herniated a disc in his back but an "ear infection" is the worst pain you've ever felt? Okay, liar.

[@TheSteelCanadian]

If he actually ever did have a severely herniated disc like he says that would be the most pain ever, hes a sack of shit lier.

[@chrisdornerrespecter8884]

He is lying about his back. He's lying about this too. He immediately gaslights and accuses anyone who doesnt believe him is mentally insane or stupid. May Allah curse him

[@Dial8Transmition]

Ethernal victim

[@dsperfkdsp9962]

Yike

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Anyone catch the selfie of him laying down he posted? He’s resting on his right ear, the one he claimed to be in excruciating pain in at the time. *Liar liar, gout’s on fire.*

[@fitness65]

Tells everybody he wants positivity and for everybody to be nice to one another. Now turns around and tells everybody to jump off a cliff. He just keeps proving everybody right with how toxic he is

[@gravenwolf6535]

Bet he had no ear infection and he was probably talking to Nancy on the phone.

[@TRU_Lunchy]

I'm sure it was still painful all the same.

[@chrisdornerrespecter8884]

He was playing wwe gacha game all day grinding his new guild to tier 4

[@TRU_Lunchy]

@@chrisdornerrespecter8884 love your comments on the Killstream!

[@klutzspecter3470]

RIP vest streak. nothing I could do, I did absolutely nothing wrong.

[@FormerSaint80]

He said the pain subsided for like 6 hours or so after the first drops, but in true Pigroach fashion, was too lazy to go to the office...

[@garrycowan4394]

Gout of the ear.. Dave is a medical phenomenon

[@Silenthilldude87]

I love how he doesn't go the extra mile to get these stories out. He's an amazing story teller. Can't even tell the name of the ear medication. He's definitely delusional

[@agnastthrower5212]

Phil's life is going to end like a Crusader Kings 2 game "Died of complications from gout"

[@MachineKing1313]

Phil has wasted his entire life getting $500,000 in debt while creating the most toxic community on twitch all while playing children’s games poorly.

[@KroryykDB]

The fact that he claims his ear infection was cured within 3 days and also that he refuses to show ANY proof (medicine) for it is yet another proof of his pathological lying. His lying is on the brink of insanity at this point.

[@lawlessx9]

And he will legit say this was taken outta context and that it was an "off the cuff" comment to his viewers

[@suprcrzy]

"I cant go out and do fun stuff. I dont have the ability to get a new vest, or get decorations, or do fun stuff that you guys might like to see".. Never heard of Amazon, or the internet I see. Im glad that doctor made a house call and also picked up phils ear gout medication and dropped it off to him. That was very nice of him.

[@mateblaga]

When does he go out and do fun stuff at all?

[@ProfessionalSpectre]

"Uhm. Y'know. Annnnd." DSP is truly the king of suffering.

[@anceru5801]

"ignore anything that would throw me off and just keep pushing forward" - this guy plays videogames for a living.. this is an insult to any adult with a real job

[@cr4zycb]

Every picture of him was more of a story than him crying of trolls

[@dzl4524]

He's lying. He keeps changing tense of his wording, and never failed to mention that he needs money. Another scam. Any more of these and he'll have to register as an Indian call center.

[@MegaPhilX]

It's always "excruciating pain" isn't it.

[@Taraka1]

Ain't it funny, he complains about elitists but he constantly acts like one, except with nothing to be elitist about.

[@mrgaudy1954]

How does Phil manage to look obese and malnourished simultaneously

[@skeletor7263]

It's his aunt dood, bugged genetics!

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Because he is. A lot of obese people are actually malnourished because of their shitty diets. Plus, his limbs have literally atrophied due to lack of use.

[@mrgaudy1954]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll I dunno, there's video evidence of him making frenetic use of at least one of his limbs...

[@platty9237]

“I have gout”... didn’t he claim it went away years ago?

[@Mattyk414]

"I don't talk about private or personal things...until I can figure out a way to beg, make a sob story, and monetize it."

[@VanityEvolved]

I adore the fact he acts like even basic things in life are equivilent to going over the wall in the trenches. And he explains in autistic detail the steps. "You expect me to stand up, to walk across my house, to pick up a bottle of eyedrops?!"

[@prkr07]

That DarksydeMuppet version of your intro is beautiful

[@IJJoshOld]

All for this new intro. Absolute quality

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

DSP is making himself look guilty when he assumes someone asking about the medicine must not believe him. That's how quick he is to get defensive, really makes him look like he's lying.

[@dongargon763]

He will never miss an opportunity to talk about money or cry poor , the ear gout saga is perfect opportunity for a dsp pity party e begging pre stream

[@HarryScholar-ut1lv]

A day without DSP having a meltdown is a day without sunshine

[@andrewthorsten3809]

i know how he feels. when i hear DSP talk, my ears hurt and I want to strike out violently.

[@TheAxeGrinder]

Sometimes Phil's explanations just need a laugh track. Unfortunately, that would be one long, continuous laugh track that would quickly get annoying. Much like Phil.

[@LOTTAPSP]

It must have been his horse khet probably nibbled on his ear and that's how it became infected.

[@maurodudley1338]

LOOOOOL this is fuckin golden

[@dangerdash4393]

That last bit though. "It would've been one thing if it was a tip, but it was a cheer, so you're out of here".

[@coppert4nk]

His rant about detractors wasting their limited time on earth is so ironic. Long before this gout ear incident, I've thought multiple times about how hes a nearly 40 year old man with absolutely nothing to show for his life.

[@djklink20009]

Phil i've had mastoid surgey twice, i'm 34, i haven't worn large headphones since and is currently waiting to have a hearing aid fitted, lol you don't know the meaning of ear ache, i have autistic screaming toddlers too

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

Did u vaccinate them as babies

[@jakejoker1988]

No one forced you to have kids jackass.

[@offended323]

I hope you don't actually have kids if you're calling them autistic online for internet points

[@FAM0US-M0NSTERS-]

The next DSP everyone !

[@nate350]

Phil’s remembers every minute detail of the last several days while living with his ear infection. What a memory he has, shame he can’t remember the name of the ear drops.

[@Zen-hy7rm]

I like how his only defense for wanting to stream is because of the support and the vest streak... yup its about your audience, not the money.

[@M0NTY47]

Phil recognising the early signs of infection but not doing anything "cuz whatever" then whinging about how painful it is days later lmao

[@jeremybds1901]

Lol 'after life threatening ear infection' is my second fav dsp troll line. My first is "'chill' stream turns toxic"

[@rylok]

Wait. So. No one actually accused him of lying about all this but he got defensive about lying about all this??

[@DreySlayking]

A known liar getting upset that people don't believe him and then resorting to base insults. That's Phil.

[@ant2901]

Phil trying to act strong and resilient by not telling anyone but we know it's just cause he knows people would make fun of him

[@FAM0US-M0NSTERS-]

How long did this "Poor pity me" Rant go on for, Jesus christ

[@Boss_Shimada]

Won’t go to the doctors for respiratory issues but straight to one for an ear ache. Ok Paul, just give her a pill.

[@Silenthilldude87]

You would think he'll post a picture of the medicine on Twitter like guys not feeling well. Yet he makes a delusional story. Oh I have to pay an extra $10 bucks to get the medicine delivered. You can go out and get the medication they'll take it to your car just call the pharmacy

[@EdenianSavior]

Comments like that are what make me happy to have never been a fan of this guy. The ear infection is the worst pain he's had? I guess his back injury was a picnic compared to this searing pain. On a positive note, I love the intro.

[@bobkendall3500]

Can you make a video where dsp is calling in to dave Ramsey show about his tax problems?

[@DJJunkfoodJay]

Stage 4 ear infection doods!

[@Supervandal]

What’s he gonna do when that everyone stimulus money runs out, and things go back to normal

[@pedrobrazon6610]

Snowkarl, newest addition to the tractor community, Pwdubs coming soon to a theater near you

[@ArcanineBr]

“It would be one thing if it was a tip, but it was a cheer” AKA you’re allowed more leeway if you give me money paypigs

[@bigkongus]

guy complains about everything and tries to get pity bucks for absolutely everything, no way he wouldn't have mentioned the painful ear infection as soon as it started if he had it happening for a week

[@whocares1631]

Never herd of an adult with an ear infection

[@Delda2010]

I can’t get out of this DSP rabbit hole, please help me

[@rdelab5873]

Why did he have it shipped to him? Pharmacies are open here, drive thru only.....

[@rdelab5873]

Also. Look on the bottle for the name of it? Lol

[@TheJapan38]

His wife works at Fred Meyer's.....they have a pharmacy. He could have just picked it up.

[@rdelab5873]

@@TheJapan38 that too! It's dumb shit like that, that makes me question it. Like, why lie and then lie this poorly? Fucking Dave. Lol

[@PainKillerOverdose]

You know, if I made 6k for wearing a vest in a month I'd want to take a break too. Gotta take some time to spend that pay pig money. Just make sure you don't tell the IRS doods! They aren't tips they're donations! It's totally different.

[@bryanwood3d]

Weird to think that there are people who have been following him since 2006 and his very first KZbin channel (Phil Burnell), and maybe even a few since 2001 when he first started getting noticed at tournaments. Poor bastards. 😳

[@Jason0binladen]

No one said he wasn't sick but he protests too much which makes him look like a bad liar

[@bluecircuit1463]

Tyrone gave the infection to him.

[@Irrelevant402]

Guys guys! He revealed the medicine and showed the bottle! DEBUNKED!..THREE WEEKS LATE BUT DEBUNKED!

[@leejones2557]

Why does it sound like he is rocking back and forth at the begining.

[@Pikkabuu]

"How could I know the name of the medicine?!" Oh I don't know...maybe check the medicine and either tweet a picture of it or just check the name!

[@taofeng718]

Won’t spend money on himself for his health but will immediately take jasper to the vet for excessive sneezing. Ket has this piglet on a leash.

[@bobobsen]

And the doctor said Phil, we love your videos and you did nothing wrong.

[@ZoomingOut402]

How is he NOT BANNED FROM TWITCH? For fuck sake.