DSP's Burger King DISASTER On His Maids Birthday

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[@SilentWeaponslII]

Burger King apologizes to Phil by naming a burger after him called the Ham Scamwich🍔🐖

[@MazingerDestro]

Sounds good?

[@ElronHumpperdink]

DarkSLIDER Phil... Darkside Sliders lol 🍔

[@ElronHumpperdink]

@@MazingerDestro yeah uhmmm sounds good to me

[@Bryan_Kay]

Foot lettuces.

[@supersapienflowmo726]

So many good memories of having a day out with mom. Shopping, dining, movies... where was dad? No wonder little Philip turned out to be a little bitter negative bitch.

[@punk_rock_music_teacher]

“It’s your birthday baby. You can have anything you want off the value menu.”

[@thelunchbox420x]

I can't afford the taxes on the food. I'll have to beg for more tips.

[@stormkelleh]

Spoil her like milk bruh.

[@Movie_Games]

LOL, this story should've been 2 minutes. "Look at this shitty sandwich I got a Burger King". Instead he spends all this time building up the story like he had to fight off 10 crackheads and escape in a car chase.

[@guynew8501]

Safemoon?

[@nickyblue4866]

@@guynew8501 safemoon moon when?

[@guynew8501]

@@nickyblue4866 end of next year

[@guynew8501]

@@nickyblue4866 definitely next bull run

[@wentoneisendon6502]

@@guynew8501 😂😂😂how's that working out for you

[@umbrellacorpsecurity6511]

I feel sorry for the people shooting up trying to enjoy themselves and having to hear DSP's snorts and complaints while he waits in line

[@rubensano4860]

I know. You just want to feed your junk cells, but you are disturbed by a lowlife simpleton like Phil. I bet it ruined their day.

[@JacaboBlanco]

Seriously. How rude.

[@d3ath8ybac0n4]

Just gonna have to go deeper

[@nuclearpugg]

He was screaming about the games bad driving controls at the drive through and how bugged his car is

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

They were probaly diabetic

[@meowforjasper2838]

He turned "muh wifes" birthday into a day that revolved around him and everyone screwing him over. Want an example of how pathetic his life is? His entire day was controlled by a burger king sandwich, which then bled over into yesterday's stream. Where again, his entire day was controlled by a burger king sandwich. He wants me to believe that he doesn't sit up all night crying and drowning himself in gin when the pig threw the biggest fit over bk where you took your wife for her birthday. Yeah phil, I believe you and I'm very jealous of you.

[@JacaboBlanco]

He always does. Remember when Panda Lee had to go to the hospital lol?

[@meowforjasper2838]

@@JacaboBlanco To be fair, they should have just given her a pill. He was busy streaming dood.

[@spark154]

I'm sure Khet was saying to herself "At least the restaurant is nice" and then Phil gets upset that it is full and goes like "f*ck this mom! Were going to BK with the druggies there dood! Nobody told me I had to make a reservation at a restaurant at sunday *defiant snort*! They're such idiots for ruining my day *authority snort*" and Khet was just like "Oh... Of course..."

[@planbrent]

@@meowforjasper2838 "when can we leave the hospital" Phils version of a nurse: "I don't know and no one here knows"

[@vortex_1336]

@@spark154 That happened twice. He made her leave the lunch place because it was crowded and the dinner place because they didn't have sushi on sundays.

[@hibachiagent0249]

I fully believe Kat wanted a fancy dinner but DSP made her go to BK.

[@bradleymarchand560]

Apparently they had a reservation for a sushi place. However yet again phil fucked it up and didnt do his research. The sushi guy gets 2 days off a week. It was 1 of those days. So they left after having reservations.

[@ruminating1596]

@@bradleymarchand560 He probably did it on purpose.

[@barrelrolltoday6051]

Those Hogans aren't going to buy themselves.

[@mooganify]

Divorce Saga when?

[@hibachiagent0249]

@@mooganify i honestly think they're already seperated, not divorced, just seperated. That's why he got BK, Kat wasn't there with him, but he played it off like they we're going out together because we know when her birthday is.

[@Marik745]

He almost called her his mom again lmao

[@vortex_1336]

I'm convinced that they have some mommy domme role play going on at this point.

[@hemphoeather5504]

@@vortex_1336 I can see it in her face that she plays the role

[@h0gheadS]

Goes to BURGER KING on his wife's birthday. What a loving husband

[@spectralmuffin6487]

I love how kats whole birthday is revolved around food.

[@SamaelVR]

and bugged chicken mechanics

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

It's kinda sad, she was taken for fast food at a mall instead of a real restaurant, probably Phill's idea

[@mars188]

nothing like food fun

[@mars188]

@@TheLakabanzaichrg took the man half a day to recover from it all

[@GarththeVader]

You know he didn't just eat that burger.. He _DEVOURED IT_

[@MasterDoctorN7]

Devour devour ah ah AAHHHH

[@rj_nbk]

That burger stood no chance

[@SF-bh7rd]

ack ack ack!

[@notsure4648]

Devoured

[@nicuradu5192]

Always cracks me up to see Phil being surprised by the real world, like "That guy is shooting up? AAAA this might be a problem... " yeah cuz Burger King is the twilight of nourishment and their parking lots are gardens of Eden where only money creatures live.

[@ruloag2479]

God bless you and your acurate bk description.

[@mars188]

yeah but they do make a good chicken sandwich

[@stephenhawking5609]

You can live in the wealthiest city and still have Homeless congregating around all restaurants. Its called "bathroom" junkies or just unfortunately homeless use it to bathe (or shoot up in privacy).

[@mars188]

@@stephenhawking5609 he is scared he will run in too someone from the internet beat him up he is darn scared

[@HagVirus]

Not gonna deny, BK does have some bomb stuff like the chicken sandwich and triple whopper, that and was a bit surprised to hear him rag on their fries. With that being said, BK for your LOVER’s B-day? I’m 28 and haven’t been in a relationship yet cause of society, but yet I even know to bring my lover to a nice family restaurant or nice restaurant in general. Bringing them to BK is so, cheap or trashy even.

[@PqperBoy]

He really should not be mistaking his "wife" for his mother under any circumstances.

[@JacaboBlanco]

You heard that shit too? Lmaooo

[@faffywaffle561]

He says that shit constantly

[@vortex_1336]

They probably have some weird Mommy Domme kink.

[@ahima6475]

@@vortex_1336 good god no

[@lydellb]

Not the first time and it's fucking weird. If you listen to the way he talks about his mom though gives you strong Oedipus vibes.

[@LLHgames]

So, the guy is 40 next year and holds week long birthday events, like a manchild, but the wife gets Burger King?

[@taags]

Well he loves himself more.

[@TheLogander]

She gets a week when she gets 4th place at evo.

[@LLHgames]

@@TheLogander that made me laugh harder than it should have

[@alansilvero]

Well, sir, I'd like to remind you Khet isn't a lifelong gamer with a 10 year legacy under her gunt so she doesn't get a week long birthday celebration.

[@ultragokui8699]

Kat isn’t a top American street fighter player; plus his birthday gets him whale money and hers doesn’t. Why would he care about it?

[@Ashkihyena]

You know he ate that sandwich anyways.

[@ElronHumpperdink]

Dude would’ve whined if there “wasn’t enough sauce for his bucks” as well.

[@jstratton1981]

@@ElronHumpperdink yeah you know Phil definitely ordered that shit with extra sauce. See it was supposed to be khet's special day. That's a day away from begging and being around his audience who rever him as a god for whatever reason. So of course phil had to make his day off about him because of the lack of attention to garner some sympathy begbucks. Remember when its Phil's bday, it's a week long affair. His mo-wifemaid gets a single trip to bk. That real love man lol.

[@2old2steak]

Hahaha gross, just going to put this in my pocket and throw it out later. Mo.. Kat you're in the shot again, I told you a million times to wait outside when I'm taking pictures or the trolls will kill you.

[@Enzo012]

By 'thrown out' he means it went into his belly, that's where it got thrown. I'm sure he still complained out it though.

[@miaouew]

@@2old2steak LOL

[@ElronHumpperdink]

“On this day... the day of my wife’s birthday.” - The Hogfather 🐷

[@mars188]

LOL

[@Lime30373]

Is that what happened to Kat? Her head ended up in Tyrone’s bed? 🐴

[@mars188]

@@Lime30373 yeah

[@ElronHumpperdink]

@@machismo9332 that’s a spicy meat a ball

[@ElronHumpperdink]

@@mars188 hehehe

[@ruminating1596]

5:34 He called her mom AGAIN! Jeeeesus dude. He even prefaced with how him and his mommy used to eat at diners and that's what him and Kat were going to do. This dude has serious mommy issues. OH and I think they went to Burger King instead of this place, because it had people in it. DSP is afraid of getting confronted in public. He probably got scared cause he would be recognized and talked her into going into burger king.

[@SHARPOASIS]

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK WHAT A LOSER

[@zarlei6048]

Dave is the only person on Earth that has ever made a complaint to corporate over the structure of his whopper.

[@kristianvillarosa4655]

I can assure you that the letter will have: "just google my name and you'll find out that I have over a decade legacy of content creation and a wildly popular stream"

[@MEATOGRE]

Making a reservation for a restaurant was clearly out of the question. Why plan out your maid’s birthday when you could just wing it with no thought or planning.

[@KillaK78]

I love how he admits to being terrified of the drug users

[@Lucky_Limes]

I understand if he was a kid or a woman but a 40 year old man terrified of junkies, when this 40 year old man grew up on the mean street of his suburban neighborhood, is something else.

[@edwardthompson4600]

He has a story about going to a Dave Matthews Concert and he complained that people were smoking weed at the show.

[@mars188]

scared too death he will run in too a troll for the internet

[@2old2steak]

He has too much residual muscle from his bodybuilding days and is terrified he'd instantly kill them if he got into a fight.

[@BroneOppa]

Hes a yuppie, hes scared/annoyed of anyone that makes less than 100k a year

[@spark154]

5:33 HE IS STILL CALLING HER MOM!!! What is wrong with you Phil? Such a Oedipus complex this guy has...

[@crushember3519]

OMG - he is! lol Thank you - I would have missed it otherwise.

[@spark154]

@@crushember3519 My pleasure!

[@vortex_1336]

Don't kink shame.

[@spark154]

@@vortex_1336 You're not the boss of me...

[@SamaelVR]

He mentions around 4 mins in being afraid of getting covid and having to stay inside all day As opposed to his normal life where he’s working outside the house 24/7

[@spark154]

Truth be told. That sandwich looks fine, the way he was describing it sounded like the burger was gonna be more messed up, but then again. Phil is one transition away from being Tana Mongeau. I'm amazed the burger didn't tried to pierce him with a toothbrush.

[@JJennerUK]

Phils next story time 'Khet f'ed me in the parking lot'

[@vortex_1336]

That sandwich looked perfectly fine. It's a messy sandwich since it, you know, has sauce on it.

[@spark154]

@@vortex_1336 He probably squashed it, if all mister "I demmand a public apology from Twitch for mistreating me dood" did was just threw away the burger he paid for instead of going back at restaurant and asking for a replacement which they very likely would do. Yet he still left a mean comment at the internet. Either that, or he is a total pansy IRL.

[@kidfox3971]

Only time I've ever complained to a restaurant before in my life was getting thin crust instead of stuffed crust at Pizza Hut, fast food never looks "appetizing" because 99% of the people who eat it do so while driving and therefore aren't even looking at it.

[@Lucky_Limes]

@@kidfox3971 Well why didn't you email and talk to customer support so you could get that 16 year old kid fired for making you food that was edible but messy?

[@Dingle.Donger]

Are we all going to ignore that he called his horse his mom? Again?

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

I love how he believes he’s about to tell that great story that everyone will love, just to end up telling a very lame story that made him look even more self centered and dumber than he already is!

[@stephenhawking5609]

Lol. He spent over 30 minutes complaining on the burgerking website and kinda blamed the restaurant for having junkies shooting up instead of just enjoying his wifes company

[@Deadsea_1993]

I love how you are on every anti DSP video. Your comments always makes me smile

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

@@Deadsea_1993 i guess you’re talking about me since I don’t remember seeing Stephen Hawking in other videos...so thank you, I try my best!!! Lol

[@NYGiantsfan1029]

It was Meh moms i mean my wife's birthday dood. So I said we should go to friendlies but I didnt want to get sick so I said let go to Burger King and MY sandwich was disgusting. *SNORT*

[@ajaxmaxbitch]

@@NYGiantsfan1029 That's basically what he should've said, but instead told a extended 10 minute version

[@bkondrk]

I'm surprised that he didn't say Kat's birthday was "ruined by the trolls" this time.

[@cjav7287]

The guy that made the burger was a detractor, dood

[@abny14]

The crackheads in the alley were detractors as well.

[@nuclearpugg]

*Workers Come out of the bathroom* "It's the guy i'm watching his twitch!"

[@ubermenschmexa]

Broken burger mechanics dood

[@carlospitteri3146]

i saw those guys shooting uo and i immediatly thought about the trolls, they must be trolls

[@AugustStephenson397]

You could have an entire season of "First World Problems" with DSP's life.

[@SamaelVR]

well when you’re a sniveling boomer manchild you have to create your own problems since you have no real responsibilities

[@sambenson2474]

Never met a man who can turn a “they messed up my order” into a 10 minute story. What a clown

[@vortex_1336]

They didn't even mess it up. He ordered a sandwich that comes with a ton of gloppy sauce on it and then bitched that it had a ton of gloppy sauce on it.

[@2old2steak]

He's 13 going on 70, it's a hell of a thing.

[@TMoney2591]

Honestly, this manchild lives in some kind of deranged, delusional bubble, wherein people hanging out by the Burger King (call me crazy, I'm gonna assume they were some type of minority, knowing the guy we're dealing with here) are druggies shooting up and a normal-looking BK sandwich is apparently the height of disgust for *gasp* having a bit too much sauce on it. And then the temerity to talk the story up as if it were interesting in the slightest! God, the world outside of his sty must be quite frightening, indeed, if this sort of thing registers so harshly for him.

[@rustlee]

LOL

[@izunia8436]

I like how he's making up this story about how he talked to Burger King and now they're treating it like this massive error that now the manager of that branch will formally apologize to DSP

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

He has a very serious apology fetish

[@izunia8436]

@@jasonvoorheesthethird I think we all know they probably just said sorry that happened and gave him some basic compensation as an apology not this ridiculous shit that he's claiming totally happened

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

@@izunia8436 Of course they did, it’s Phil Burnell we’re talking about here, so of course everyone involved in his stories have to apologize to him because he’s the greatest person to ever live! Luckily for us, we know that in reality he’s a pathetic loser, a narcissist and a pathological liar, so we can’t trust a single word that comes out of that crooked mouth

[@sinjin8576]

>Barely enough money to make ends meet. >regularly goes out for breakfast and dinner. Not sure about anyone else but whenever money gets remotely tight eating out is the first to get the axe.

[@Wykesidefruitmachine]

Yep 100%. Recently I thought about how spending £12pw on a Friday night delivered takeaway is wasteful, so I cut back... and I can afford it!

[@miciso666]

only thing i would get is a shake... they are ussually cheap around where i live. just the burgers are crap. really expensive compared to a good meal and tastes decent i guess. but like 5-6 for a burger. and 1 euro for a big ass milkshake.

[@Andy-xl9gz]

His story is 100% a lie

[@MazingerDestro]

That's 200% a lie

[@Vigilant379]

You'd think he'd make himself sound less pathetic if this was a lie.

[@woomycid9078]

Couldn't even be bothered to pay extra for expedited shipping for his soul mate. Very nice. That's a keeper there.

[@ARRRGgHHHHHHh]

He stumbles over his words when he's talking about that, going from "a week ago" to a "a while ago" to make it sound longer and covering for the fact he probably forgot her birthday was coming up or just couldn't be bothered to order it in time.

[@MagnaGuy]

@@ARRRGgHHHHHHh Nah, that's why he was adament about hitting the goal everyday, so he can have money to take her out and get her gift. Barely had the time AND money to buy her gift

[@mooganify]

soul maid

[@biggunz29xx]

Man for a dude that's always saying hes struggling, He sure does have money to eat out a lot.

[@BroneOppa]

Serious mature adults have bills dood, and eating out multiple times a week is a bill

[@barrelrolltoday6051]

After all, it isn't his money hes spending. OIC pays for Khets food.

[@MazingerDestro]

Imagine getting hyped over shakes in your 40s..... His body is a nuclear bomb

[@ObijeeTeeVee]

lol DSP the P is for Parkinsons

[@mars188]

heck i do at 59 food fun day

[@miciso666]

im 31... and to be honest. u cant beat a damn good shake. im sorry but a shake can be amazing if made well.

[@mars188]

@@miciso666 what is wrong with food fun day?

[@levelthreetunt9620]

Another 'my mom/my wife' moment at 5:34.

[@ElronHumpperdink]

Darkside Phil... Sigmund Fraud or Sidemund Phil... it’s not Oedipus Complex, it’s idiotpuss complex.

[@Magus12000BC]

This is what, the sixth time now?

[@deadschooled]

@@Magus12000BC 7

[@gamemaster2192]

I want to apologize for calling Leanna his daughter in 2014 because he calling kat his mommy and shes the same age as Leanna

[@SHARPOASIS]

Caretaker*

[@edwardthompson4600]

Imagine taking your wife to Burger King for her birthday and then throwing a temper tantrum because they put too much mayo on your chicken sandwich.

[@ElronHumpperdink]

Imagine throwing that sandwich out and then whining about “not making ends meet.”

[@torchlight1785]

Welcome to the world of the Pigroach. He never puts any effort into making special days special, he just does the bar minimum and stuffs his face.

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

@@ElronHumpperdink I doubt he threw the burger out. He ate it and then complained to BK to get some free food out of them.

[@renemejias1842]

God forbid you have to wipe some mayo off your sandwhich 😅

[@ReaperCH90]

Imagine you are a kid in Afghanistan right now and you had to listen to the daily horror of mr and mrs pigroach's birthday adventure. I'd join the Taliban the next day.

[@nuclearpugg]

Well they have to listen to Biden so not far off

[@lightsydepaul1680]

The fact that biggest highlight of Kats Birthday was DSPs supposed horrible made cause it had a little extra mayo sandwich 🥪 that he bitched about for 20 minutes completely skipping anything positive about Kats Birthday.

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

Like the wedding story that was 95% about the food he ate.

[@HeelvsBabyface]

Why is he talking like Burger King is some kind of Gordon Ramsey restaurant and he got shafted by the Head Chef? It's quick processed fast food. You get what you pay for.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Burger King stuntin' like his daddy on DSP

[@ars731]

Jesus, it's like listening to an Old Man telling you about his day....

[@ItsDatCajunStuff]

5:33 Another "my mom--uh, my wife" Freudian slip to add to the list.

[@mathatter9158]

He’s the type of person that won’t tell a story at a party if the whole party is not paying attention. Yelling really loud “GUESS NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS!!” Snorts then ruins party.

[@vortex_1336]

How much you want to bet that he asked for extra sauce on his sandwich then bitched that there was a lot of sauce on the sandwich?

[@5EyesIsntWatching]

Added bonus that isn't a 2017 Camry dashboard, sooooo he either stole that pic or he has another car which has long been suspected

[@GammaRingHunter]

Is that true? I don't know shit about cars

[@alexandrumarin8981]

5:33 he does it AGAIN. This is like the 4th time he refers to Khet as his "mom"

[@Slurms19]

One year later and Phil is still clearly angry about this incident.

[@ottartcomics5738]

Kat's bday turned into a Burger King temper tantrum 🙄

[@reudevad]

Friendly's is a dump where Phil's mom could smoke in the booth while lil' Phil ate his hot fudge sundae

[@floridafool]

He shouldn't mock Burger King when he'll have to work there at some point.

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

Phil wouldn't last a week at BK. He'd quit as soon as a customer like him got in his face.

[@floridafool]

@@CaptainCanuck1975 True

[@etch667]

He's 38 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!

[@WizDaGod]

Dude made it seem like it was the end of the world with his over exaggerated story 🤣

[@ammyxdanteokami7098]

right what an entitled manbaby that he is

[@marklikeshark]

We need El crimson King to edit this

[@FashKhet]

@ 9:00 - you can clearly see the time in the background on the car dashboard is 1:17pm. I thought he was going to breakfast and went to BK instead because the breakfast place was busy!?! So he was going to breakfast at 1 in the afternoon?!? We all know he's lying, but what's the real story here?!?

[@Lucky_Limes]

it could be just fucked up time that he never changed if he brought the car to Seattle across timezones

[@notjord4284]

It's amazing how much soy voice clown mode happened in the first 60 seconds

[@EmoSnacks]

The way he says one block is weird

[@orichumo]

phil describing that sauce experience sound like he acts like people on infomercials

[@genxtasy9914]

He's eating out. Thought he was living paycheck by paycheck?

[@Dj_Real_Eyes_Open]

DSP has the worst stories... so basically he bought a shitty meat ball sammich and he refused to accept his dinner reservations because they didn't have sushi... in summary, DSP spent the day making complaints against restaurants... fair enough? Sound good? Snort!

[@vortex_1336]

You forgot the restaurant that had the audacity to have other customers. Asking people to wait a few minutes for a table! Ridiculous!

[@djjohnson9389]

Wow BK and shopping Phil is quite the romantic. You married a good one Khet.

[@MultiChickenFingerz]

That was one of the most overly dramatized "stories", imagine being so mundane and entitled you complain about "too much sauce" on a perfectly looking chicken sandwich which i HIGHLY doubt this lumpy soggy buscuit threw out... Great story melted marshmallow phil would have been well without it.

[@cue0987]

not even on his break or even his bathroom break could he call the restaurant to make a reservation. Shows he really cares about "muh wife"

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

**lawnmower intensifies**

[@VibeFamTrey]

All Phil toxicity aside, Friendly’s used to be the shit

[@brbZoning]

This "man" can't even have a good time at burger king, that poor wife of his, having to live with that mess of an adult.

[@mars188]

he makes up for it in bed

[@hemphoeather5504]

His mom

[@platty9237]

The quality of Phil’s sandwich was on par with the quality of his streams.

[@broogul7335]

DSP - plans his day out to a T Also DSP - doesn't know how to make a reservation

[@MrVolcom239]

I carry a firearm so when i see "sketchy" people i hope they try something with me.

[@hibachiagent0249]

Stories that didn't happen for $1000 Also. My mo...my wife ordered.

[@lawlessx9]

I like how he's displaying anger and frustration at the hibachi spot for not having sushi. He wants everyone to believe kat was just as upset when I'm willing to bet she would've been happy just eating anything.

[@ChrisJohnson-db2ts]

Piggy did nothing correct he did everything wrong

[@j.d.comeau5063]

He almost said my mom again before saying his wife

[@silence_dais]

It's a fast food joint, of course it's going to look disgusting.

[@stormkelleh]

If only he’d made reservations….

[@EdenianSavior]

All of this for a little extra mayonnaise. I'm sure it was fine. Also, she gets Burger King for here birthday, while, he celebrates his for an entire week. His poor Mom... I mean, Wife.

[@foscogrubb]

This is seriously the story he NEEDED to tell his pay piggies and trolls?

[@greg0r-32]

Mighty D, I am so glad you're back. Your videos always leave me with a huge grin on my face :D

[@Magus12000BC]

It's like Phil knows that detractors are getting bored and decides to shit the bed in a new way and act like a clown about it. Remember when Phil took Leanna to an arcade for her birthday? Phil is a manchild. He has done this before. And when Khet eventually leaves him and Phil eventually finds a third soulmaid, he'll take her to Wal-Mart for her birthday.

[@huntergarstin2424]

Lmao he wanted to tell his story so bad that he used mental gymnastics to peak his chats curiosity

[@AxelSpott]

“Spend the day shopping” “I can’t pay muh bills” Checks out

[@Wykesidefruitmachine]

A hungry DSP no doubt just stared at Khet whilst she ate her birthday chicken burger, making her day even more special.

[@Fahrenheit38]

I'll never forget when I dated this girl who only lived down south where I'm from Philly and we got diners on every corner. So I'm down in western nc with this girl and she keeps talking about this little out of the way place to eat that only true Dixie Land natives know about, it turned out to be a fucking Friendly's.

[@shalucard107]

Remember guys if DSP can find his work mule so can you! Never give up!

[@Ephesians-6-12.]

Wants to spend the entire day shopping and eating out for every meal. Also, can't pay his mortgage.

[@GabagoolGang]

Lol he really took his wife to Burger King for her birthday, wow. I guess it's better than being locked in her cell all day. Divorce Arc incoming.

[@7gdnz]

I think he didn’t want to eat at a new place, and probably didn’t want to drive anymore. So he pulled the victim card, “my back is acting up,” guilted her into settling for their usual sushi place.

[@DarkBykeTwitch]

Lmfao I love how he's turned kat into his mom.

[@vintagegoy]

That's so cute. His mom used to take him to a diner and now he takes his mom to a diner. #goals

[@punkvspod]

Dsp: I Know you want to know about my day off so I'm going to tell you a story. Also Dsp: You ready for me to tell the story or I should just skip it?

[@UFC_Buffalo]

5:34 he makes this mistake WWWAAAYYY too much... calling Khet his Mom.

[@TheShoguneagle]

Imagine Phil being so triggered by the appearance of a crowd of people in a restaurant on a weekend that it prompts him to abandon his original plans and settle for BK on his wife’s birthday. Who the hell does that? This man is a space alien.

[@manuelsalinas5705]

The sandwich was bugged! There's nothing I could do, dood!

[@AvariceOverlord]

So does that mean it is Kat's birthday or his mom's?

[@TheJman669]

40 year old "Man" goes to a fast food eatery known for messing up and messy orders and complains. Not to mention orders a 7 or 8 dollar sandwich..... Financial hardships huh?

[@masterbubs8271]

My theory is that the BK employees overheard Phil talking to the people at the parking lot. As a result, they messed up his sandwich on purpose. Guess he doesn't realize that everything he says can have consequences.

[@OSRSnChill]

You already know that this woman is really contemplating if it’s worth the financial freedoms to deal with Phil’s bullshit. I can’t imagine any girl who would think it was a good birthday cause their “husband” took them to BK because they couldn’t get sushi. Couldn’t take her to like Outback or an Olive Garden? Pitiful

[@ahima6475]

Bro im not even married yet and or a car and ive tooken my gf to better places than burger king for her birthday

[@ElronHumpperdink]

EUOOOOOWUAAAHUTTTT?!

[@killer1one1]

5:34 JESUS CHRIST he did it again 😂 it's not even a meme at this point. "My mo.... Muh muh muh wife" This man needs psychoanalysis

[@SuperNintendoEntertainers]

This is literally how customers act about their food at fast food jobs.

[@Psydrre]

I'm so happy to have more Might D in my life. You are awesome.

[@timokuusela2622]

lot of people ? ok .. million people ?????? what Lsd/lsa phil takes daily to see million human in one place