DSP Memes Compilation - Vol.1

[@crushember3519]

The little girl that called him an idiot just treated him like he treats everyone else.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

Snipet of truth dood

[@TheKeithCarnes]

Exactly and super sensitive Phil couldn't take it.

[@thelocustswarm6793]

Phil getting dabbed on by children always makes me chuckle ;)

[@TheMightyN]

Not sure which is worse.

[@dominiclacroix9489]

and he didnt even have the balls to confront the kid. He just went away, muted himself and said what he would do. What a little bitch he is

[@ScreechingPossum]

"Your $5 is mine forever" It probably didn't even survive the night before getting DoorDashed or $16.51

[@raulguallpa8688]

Phil Terminology Forever - It's mine, loser! Win - Trolls can kiss my ass, I got a tip! Effort - Here's my content, now what's that content in your wallet waiting for?

[@franciscofranco5739]

The funniest thing about Door Dash is the only people I’ve met that use it are generally poor people….almost ironic actually. Not sure if this is just my experience.

[@ctuagent247]

Scopely: "You mean it's MINE forever."

[@SamaelVR]

@@franciscofranco5739 idk dood it's pretty convenient depending on where you live

[@bbbbbbb51]

​@@SamaelVRit's one of the most blatant and laziest wastes of money. I can understand it if you're plastered and can't drive, but that's it. Go be a big boy and pick up your food. The costs add up so quickly. Doesn't matter if you can afford it or not. Shitting money down the toilet out of laziness is dumb.

[@gray1677]

so much power and symbolism in that vest.. im gonna cry

[@noahboat580]

The symbolism of mediocrity and irrelevance

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

Symbol of scaming is way to succeed

[@cartmanofsp]

philbert's vest > fall of the berlin wall

[@TAZS]

that vest speech was so cringe at the time but its even worse now looking back, jesus Phil, why are you like this?! LOL

[@raulguallpa8688]

To Phil, it's a win for him and a lose for the trolls... apparently.

[@ActionJacksonForever]

He’s inbred lol

[@PandaBoy-zi2hg]

Well I personally found it very inspiring ack ack ack

[@spencermcbride3881]

"Your $5 is mine forever" gets chargebacked lol

[@ninjafrog6966]

the fact that a child called phil an idiot will never not be hilarious. Dude is out here getting insulted by children in a video game

[@MsGhoulz]

Pretty sure the vest is a symbol of Phil's stagnation and failure to grow.

[@raulguallpa8688]

Like his ego and probably his room, it reeks.

[@anon3631]

He is growing, just in width.

[@brianblackberry6315]

People paying Phil to insult him aren't detractors, they are whales in denial.

[@raulguallpa8688]

It's a paypig if they're gonna continue emptying their wallets to please their piggy pal.

[@Gankstomper]

This is one of the most idiotic statements I've ever seen. Not only are most of them chargebacks, they're always inconsequential amounts of money. You're really comparing that to his whales that have thrown him thousands? 60iq

[@brianblackberry6315]

@@Gankstomper How to say you're a whale without just saying you're a whale.

[@guerrillavanilla]

@@Gankstomper just admit you're a DSP simp. "Chargebacks" aren't real

[@Gankstomper]

@@brianblackberry6315 You have literally no basis whatsoever for thinking I'm a DSP whale, that's 100% random. There's not a single thing suggesting that's true. I haven't donated a single cent to any streamer. You just didn't have any answer to my point so you made up some ad hominem 🤡🤡🤡

[@ReinEngel]

"... every gift that I'm giving..." Ackackack.

[@MKULTRA_Victim_]

Gin slurring

[@NeoShot]

You can really hear the "ACK ACK ACK" when Phil laughs after he runs away from the kid

[@theswedistanihobo4334]

He is his own worst enemy, always has been.

[@Talking-Monkey]

You reeled me in with the Phil Chan Thumbnail.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Mama Burnelli better watch out!

[@jbboyle]

If there were ever a Mount Rushmore of LOLcows, Chris Chan and DSP would be half of it.

[@speeddemon8835]

HOLD ON!? Every dollar on a spread sheet? So no one was spending your money on liquor and micro transactions, gotcha thanks for clearing that up.

[@cwookdev]

He doesn't know his business expenses

[@CoryTrevorSmokes]

I forgot about the child calling him an idiot lmao. Also the fact that he called an 11 year old little girl a bitch, and said he would have slapped the shit out of her in real life is really gross. It is really him showing his true colors because he isn't witty enough to come up with comebacks off the cuff to an 11 year old.

[@Dante-cv3ts]

Not only that but he said "pimp slap" which is freaking weirder

[@vids2002]

That last clip with the bald spot is still my favorite to this very day. Still the one thing he won't admit to lmao

[@pieminator6969]

6:18 Phil predicted his own future. Just like everyone else did.

[@twitchsopamanxx]

He has been begging for 13 years. 13. Fucking. Years.

[@iratepirate3896]

A decade and a half now. Japan was rebuilt after firebombings and nukes in that time.

[@joeblow8826]

Didn't know it was possible to hate someone so much I've never met

[@olliew9487]

"This vest is a symbol of $100... Uhhh I mean standing up to the haters ack ack ack"

[@whiskeycorridor90]

Phil ranting about taxes while the preamble to Not Ready to Die plays is pretty hilarious

[@LeonBelmont1000]

How can phil do more detailed taxes when 1. He hires someone to do them FOR him and 2. He blamed his last tax guy on why he owed more because of some errors that were made? This is coming from a guy with a "business degree", put that into perspective for a moment.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

He also lied about having a tax guy do it for him. He kept calling this person his “tax attorney” which isn’t someone who does your taxes, but defends you in court when Uncle Sam thinks you cooked your books.

[@Soldmysoulforablurayplayer]

DSP should have cast as Michael Scott in The Office.

[@majintorabisu6633]

Omg fuck yes ack ack ack

[@spimpsmacker6422]

DSP has been posting on KZbin since Obama was elected and is still somehow about as familiar with videogames as a 70 year old man who's only experience with them are 1950's electronic pinball machines.

[@trevinsingh9390]

@1:43 $1800!?!? Even most of the hottest and successful E-girls don't huff their own farts that bad. Damn son, the age we living in!!

[@trevinsingh9390]

@6:43 and just listen to the shit coming out of this manchild's mouth. He's not touching anyone, ever see his arms on stream? The guy is nearly 40 and has the arms of a elementary school kid.

[@j4y167]

@@trevinsingh9390 DSP would legitimately struggle to win a fight against a 14 yr old, why does he think he can try and act hard

[@raulguallpa8688]

@@trevinsingh9390 Phil's rant is nothing but sodium

[@armandoguerra7658]

Somebody has to throw the bait that he dyes his hair

[@WickedMan999]

Omg that would be the funniest shit seeing him sit there ranting about trolls and hair dye for 40 mins then say that the trolls don't get to him anymore

[@rustyray420]

"Which brand do you use to dye your hair such jet black? Just for Mens?"

[@ceticobr]

I'm sure he does dye his hair. His beard has grey hairs.

[@navi-charlotte]

1:27 wow, he looks so melted and sick D:

[@GrizzlyJRofficial]

It melte

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

Blobsydepil

[@Talking-Monkey]

3:00 mark. There isn't enough money in the world for Phil to watch this clip.on his stream and address it to "Debunk" the "lies that he wanted to hit an 11 year old girl". He will avoid it and keep trying to Retcon what really happened.

[@ScreechingPossum]

I was thinking earlier of back when he was talking sh*t about an ex-mod, presumably thinking he could say whatever he wanted in his hugbox and no one would know (like he did with Keemstar), and...the dude found out and made a lengthy response video about it. Phil's big "debunk" was "It was a different guy! Ah huh huh!"

[@Talking-Monkey]

@@ScreechingPossum oh shnap which mod. or link ?

[@ScreechingPossum]

@@Talking-Monkey GamerJLee Mighty D had both the videos I was thinking about and I thought I'd rewatch them The dude's response: /watch?v=6dw0MsEQcQg DSP denying it was him in the weakest possible way: /watch?v=P6NvLyVVgPA (it starts at 14:38, but Phil just rambles; the part I'm talking about is at 17:56)

[@juliusweiss5447]

@@ScreechingPossum I believe you can post links to other KZbin videos in full without the post being deleted, but I could be wrong.

[@ScreechingPossum]

@@juliusweiss5447 Afraid not. Tried sharing a DSP video with suprcrzy lately, and you can't even spell out the Duck browser without comments getting deleted.

[@ChannelHandle143]

Ian Brandon Burnell.

[@marra9654]

deep lore meme

[@marra9654]

deep lore meme

[@ralphg3454]

That couch and that room must smell so bad.

[@12345678927164]

Those shower videos are what it’s like to get the starring role in a movie as an actress under Harvey Weinstein.

[@adun3]

"(...) But if you have the choice of how you can contribute - please tip me tonight," Phil detailed to his piggies. "This is going to be on-going for at least the next decade or two."

[@Raven_Enforcer]

The irony... Phil played Akuma in the tournament on a broken port... Just listen to him. He knows Akuma was broken.

[@hurricanemixer]

Akuma is banned in ST tournaments.

[@pianoish]

1:25 this is what Phil’s soul looks like.

[@Spade327]

He wasn't lying about the taxes!

[@carl-wheezer]

Jesus that thumbnail is a true and honest work of art

[@nunyabusiness9013]

Phil was getting swirlies daily in the 80's.

[@wingusdingus9447]

Bugged social mechanics dood

[@alpaca_picnic]

threatening to slap an 11 year old who called you an ‘idiot’ is all you need to know about this guy’s ego

[@DQBlizzard_]

"I dont have money to pay my taxes" I missed the part where that was my problem Dave. For someone who supposedly has a financing degree, he sure knows how to blow his money.

[@Sconechoc]

Business ain’t economics

[@xZippy]

DSP winning at a fighting game: "Uuuggghhh, terrible. Just turn off your system." DSP losing at a fighting game: "WhuuuUUUT~?? I try to do a high kick and it doesn't work! This netcode is awful, there was nothing I could doooo! That match didn't count."

[@AyeThatsHandsomePete]

He’s always in dire straights, and always broke, yet his ps Home Screen shows more games than I own…………….

[@michaelroberts3255]

Phil chandler

[@pklifeupa7064]

How DSP didn't get canceled by Susan, for dropping the n bomb?

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Luck of the Pigroach, as usual.

[@Drums_of_Liberation]

Easy he's too small time for Susan to care. She only cares if they make Marikplier level money or in ItsaGundam's case is a minority

[@carl-wheezer]

​@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll This comment kills me

[@georgehouliaras7239]

The Legend, The Meme. The DSP. ACK ACK ACK!

[@TheStr8tshooter]

The best part of the video is watching his subscriber count tank over the years. I guess being a complete pos human isn’t working out.

[@iRemainNameless]

1:40 This right here guise! This is the filter for smooth brain dent head burnell. It's perfect and will ALWAYS work as he never moves. Sways pretty hard from time to time when tips are low - but we found a winner! lol FDSP

[@GareBearGamingGround]

4:46 I legit laughed. It was so not funny that it came back around and actually got a laugh out of me. I'm ashamed

[@grimlockimusprime7469]

dsp will be begging in the afterlife for money to pay Bills it will be his purgatory

[@Vinny440]

He really died that night with the vest streak.

[@das.good.]

3:29 talking to himself… I doubt he has any real supporters

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

im 11 deal with it

[@istrumguitars]

5:11 bro this one just made my fucking entire night lmfao

[@NappyvomitPoki]

Elaborate spreadsheet on everything he spends his stolen pig pen money Yet he claims there's fraud on his account and he just now noticed lmao

[@StrangeTripNH]

Aah yes…. “Your 5 dollars is mine forever… blblblblblbl” “I’m a mature adult.. with a business degree”

[@raulguallpa8688]

"That's a generous tipper, not my idiot who will pay me for my hard work."

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

He’s right though. You should never “troll tip” him.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

...I think this guy might actually complain about money more often than Wings does.

[@PricelessDamnationV2]

0:28 This aged like milk.

[@admiralsuiton]

Arnold Philsanegger right??

[@shane87smith]

this guy is hilarious and NEVER fails to make me chuckle

[@idokwatcher2062]

5:14 double gout alert

[@Troonielicious]

Why doesn’t time magazine give Phil The man of the year award???

[@duplicarus]

I didn’t know you were Memology, tight

[@Posidevv]

People who laugh with Phil: .......... People who laugh at Phil: 1631

[@fhagane6821]

Lmao the thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wbbooth]

Now that they’ve got Chris-Chan too doped up to function, DSP is the King of the Lolcows. He found the Onepiece.

[@marra9654]

that thumbnail is my sleep paralysis demon

[@aithanleeom5152]

Light Chan and LightSydePhil unite!

[@CasperBoglim]

the vest speech shall go down in infamy, I can do it IM WEARING A VEST

[@goldenquincy906]

Pimp slapping an 11 year old girl. Peak Phil.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

No, peak Phil is only being tough enough to say it once he’s out of earshot of her.

[@advcrim77]

" she started it dood she is a troll and a hater! *snooooooooooooore* "

[@harkbelial]

I bet she would kick his ass

[@tasteconnoisseur8867]

Oh man... Totally forgot about that hilarious Google clip. One of my favorites.

[@BlackFrieza1987]

The VEST is a symbol guys...........WHAT A LOSER. LOL

[@Raven_Enforcer]

He doesn't have money because he spent it all on a PS5, XBox Series X, a headset, a keyboard, a fighting pad, gin, and WWE Champions. No one believes he was gifted any of that, aside from the kids of the "hate army". The "hate army" is a bunch of chest bumping, arm floatie wearing wheelchairs.

[@lugiayoshi]

Maybe DSP should spend his money on Sonichu stuff since you have a Chris-chan on the preview.

[@manoftherainshorts9075]

'I don't have money' I live in a poor country where I earn 10% of what DSP did back in the day, and I still have a decent PC. At least waaaay better than that Windows 8 fossil that he uses to stream. What the hell is he talking about?

[@vincentblackshadow1581]

Love the editing.

[@WestonEvans]

He keeps track of every little transaction he makes... so micro transactions? Ba dum ts

[@lasagna187]

why does his mouth droop on one side like that lmao

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Popular theory is a stroke.

[@thatguyoverthere1410]

If only DSP would keep his finances to himself instead of e begging all the time.😒

[@Drums_of_Liberation]

If only he went and got a damn job

[@dontdex8221]

A dolla goes in a dolla goes out. You're just a living battery fueling the economy.

[@confusedbadger6275]

So he has a spread sheet that shows all his expenses and he couldn't defraud the irs. So explain the 5k a month business expenses

[@spencermcbride3881]

5:21 say what you will about dsp's legs, but they are literally twice as big as Dale's (ltg)

[@wolfbane4875]

Alternative title: grown man whines and begs for money from strangers on the internet for 8 minutes and 31 seconds

[@AmonAnon-vw3hr]

He's got so much worse now.

[@Ruthlesss86]

Tax evasion.... you're to thorough.? Uhhh evasion means you avoided paying.

[@Technature7567]

Not a clown, for the record.

[@JCdubsteppa]

Add up lotr plus hobbits and rocky and terminators and whatever more big long movies and sagas you can remeber. None of them give you as much khantent as dave! Over 10 years of raw khantent!

[@MaxPainAlchmst]

Where is "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct"

[@d3parturee]

bruh i was just watching the i dont have money to do it one today lmfao

[@jermahevans7440]

His awful attempts at humor are worse than anything else.

[@HiNu7]

What the hell are these bills!??? Nobody has this many bills. Gacha games do not count as bills!

[@GrizzlyJRofficial]

10 year legacy Philbert

[@wentoneisendon6502]

That ending HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[@snortkarl2070]

Large scale motivation pignosis SNORT!

[@laze_dybo]

Big ups wolfgirl_666, absolute chad

[@KevinBelmontLuna]

Rizzless mofo! 😂😂😂

[@JacrostheWHite]

Wont lie - the google thing was funny - his banana song 2

[@gravenwolf6535]

I'm a mature adult and not a children's entertainer.

[@MindoftheNorthStar]

0:34 well when you invest in shirtless Hogans, half naked Cenas, and other almost naked wrestlers it's hard to improve your business dude

[@zlden550]

40 year old man goes BLULYLULULULLULU Cringe.

[@DrAkuIa1]

1:25 Tips goal 1800??? When was this and why is it so high?

[@thatONEmachine]

yeah im sure a bunch of arcarde nerds would have taken us outside and "grated our face on the pavement."

[@brevo2451]

GOATED