DSP Bitter Rant! Goes After Everyone Who Ghosted Him for Interviews, Calls Them "Cowards" & More

[@Majin_Zim]

Nobody is obligated to go on his crappy show just because they have criticized him in the past, he is so entitled.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

It's like they only want to talk about him when it benefits themselves instead of benefiting him! Imagine people talking smack on the Internet for the fun of it! It's also like how he talks about detractors never wanting to point out anything positive about him. Almost like they're trolls trying to get a reaction from him or something.

[@asianapollo002]

It's funny he likes to paint this narrative to the dents that muta ran for the hills only cuz of phil 🤣 😂 it was cuz he saw the most regarded political posts and got tired of it made a video about it

[@DSPsWifesBF]

Look how patient Craig was and Phil still insulted him AFTER he hung up on him. Total manchild

[@Majin_Zim]

@@DSPsWifesBF Very true, who in their right mind would want to go on his show when that's how he reacts.

[@TheDrizzle56]

He criticizes detractors all the time so by his logic he should go on their shows

[@self-parternerd8661]

"I'm not a lolcow" is the trademark of a lolcow.

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

*He insist as he slowly transforms into a pig roach*

[@Croqdile]

Him and LTG sayin they arent like wtf

[@asianapollo002]

I'm not a alcholic says the alcholic

[@dynastes4938]

A lack of self-awareness is indeed highly necessary for this breed.

[@TheDrizzle56]

It's like when geniuses say they aren't geniuses. Now people will definitely think they are geniuses.

[@philovermyer6166]

DSP thinks he HAS a show, what he doesn't realize is he IS the show.

[@asianapollo002]

Truman show ack ack ack

[@jprice90]

lmfaoo

[@Gentlegamerde]

This is an absolute fact. And that is why he will never bw successfull

[@bludtinge]

@@jprice90you do realize that’s the point of most shows with hosts? The host is usually the one providing the show, so your comment doesn’t make any sense

[@SilverDust90]

Its not even a podcast

[@LordKingler302]

Remember , This is the same man who talked mad shit and then literally cried when confronted at a video game competition.

[@MurphysSlaw992]

Same child**

[@InVinoVeratas]

That was hilarious, old lore, but still relevant due to his continued cowardice.

[@Slappppppa]

The guy who called off eating Crumbl cookies because he was threatened by a random tweet, calling other people cowards. The same guy who disables voice chat because he’s afraid of confrontation, calling other people cowards.

[@yohagain]

The same guy who only goes outside his crappy home for a couple hours a week because he’s afraid of confrontation.

[@tom-]

Phil won't even ever drive into Seattle for anything to do with his wife, he lives a pathetic cowardly life

[@Jesse_E5150]

The same guy who doesn't confront anyone unless they are at their lowest, like RTU and ProJared

[@yohagain]

@@Jesse_E5150 and even then he doesn’t even actually confronts them, just rants and seethes from his own safe space.

[@ramz7116]

He said recently he's basically scared of horse riding cause it's unnecessarily unsafe. Truly living his best life wrapped in Styrofoam hiding from the nasty trolls bathing in gin and feed his horse.

[@DetractorAN1337]

Calling everyone a coward and loser as he fritters away, alone, with 30 minute RGB segments and Mukbang Goals, struggling to find anything that will resonate with his dwindling viewerbase.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

Hey, now, this man has mastered the throat punch!

[@KillaK78]

Not to mention he always preaches “it’s the holiday season” when anyone challenges his commentary in his chat and here he is being a twisted and bitter, married loner

[@MrSilverio13]

Actually meaningful content for Phil's standards

[@Marked__One]

PREACH AN

[@ghostsamongus3370]

Reminder this is the guy that is terrified of voicechat! He is the biggest coward online..

[@yohagain]

All brave and strong on his safe space, but folds instantly when confronted by SS, Keemstar, TTR, that other detractor-ish guy he interviewed…

[@TinoR626]

@@yohagain Or an 11 year old girl.

[@razorbackroar]

@@TinoR626lololololol

[@WestonEvans]

Yeah where was he when all these people were talking about him? You know the relevant time to address it? Not years and years after the fact. In all reality they probably don’t care anymore Phil’s just a resentful spiteful female

[@yohagain]

@@TinoR626 damn I forgot about that one… Embarrassing.

[@AmsterdamHeavy]

After how piggy ended that stream with Craig, why would ANYONE want to do an "interview" with him?

[@Burusagi]

Very robust and professional “Fuck you!” and hanging up, dood.

[@kevintang2605]

Exactly. Tolomeo tried to talk some sense into him as a last ditch effort, but Pigroch didn't budge. And any sensible person wouldn't want to waste time hearing to his sob stories

[@PermanentlyTemporary]

But he totally felted Craig dood, because DSP (a sociopathic liar) said it so it must be true.

[@LeeONardo]

Phil always thinks of immediate gain, never thinks of long term consequences or goals. - If something suggested doesn't work there and then to give him a gain, scrapped. Never realises you got to keep at it to gain from it. - If something he does that is bad gives him a again, he never realises the bad he did to get it will last and have repercussions.

[@judgeprime3730]

He also would ask Joon the most convoluted autistic questions to the point Joon looked confused and would ask what the F he even means

[@KiwiHavok777]

He was drunk tweeting people at 4am begging them to come to his podcast😂

[@lackybracky8414]

its not a podcast

[@bobbyqueso]

Pillow talking with RTUs former editor just to sneak diss him the next morning because he declined to talk about RTU lol

[@dinosaur8702]

he's so desperate for clout, instead he's left with gout

[@Bodharas]

That made me do a Phil snort.

[@lackybracky8414]

hes got that gout clout goin

[@LudwigWorldOrder]

Meanwhile, in reality, Gundam was streaming and laughing at DSP being stupid LITERALLY THAT EXACT SAME DAY.

[@Blind-cow]

Gundams out here trying to escape New York while Phil’s trying to escape spending any time with khet

[@NoxDragon87]

No no no Ludwig, crickets! Crickets...! ..... 🤣🤣🤣

[@cozycouchgroyper]

DSP would KILL Gundam

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

Plus gundam always manages to get a jab in at phil in every video

[@Sharkmane25]

​@@cozycouchgroyperDSP would lose a fist fight to a 1600s sickly elderly style person

[@jeffdidnot]

Boogie showed how many extra hurdles you needed to jump just to get in touch with Phil and his unwillingness to negociate. He sets a random date, fits it in his illusionary schedule, and YOU, YES, YOU have to agree. This is how you don't set an interview.

[@DrTranReincarnated]

And last night he basically admitted to ignoring Boogie by saying it’s not hard to get boogie on his show. This very day Dickers offered to come to talk to him and he’s bitching about the time he left him hanging. Ignoring he said no to him showing up on the podcast that day.

[@Clamfaced]

Even Mr. Metokur, a guy in a hospice, DSP had to fit his almighty schedule

[@Ihateartichokes]

YEEEEWWW!!! 🫵🐷

[@hisaluteseven2803]

Funny how he thinks it’s everyone else’s responsibility to reach out and talk to him. Zero effort

[@sgtpepper91]

He's a big shot content creator now, haven't you heard?

[@CaribbeanAzure1]

WWE Champions is not a "meme", its a reality.

[@hjorhrafn]

So, he admits the documentary didn't have anything to do with him and that the drama content wasn't the right decision after calling IronChefSakai out for saying exactly the same thing. You can't make this up.

[@DrTranReincarnated]

“Maybe I should just play games” all this cuz he only made like 16 bucks lol

[@terminl1327]

He might actually be fucked. He’s scared off fans who like gameplay and the kino viewers won’t give a shit about his gameplay. He might make less money than before the kino arc

[@NervousNoodles]

@@terminl1327 He may. Remember he’s alienated a number of fans by deciding to go the Kino Casino route - against their interests. Now that he’s back to normal levels, he’s more unbearable.

[@Keldoh3ad]

He still doesn't get that he's the butt of the joke. He always will be.

[@NervousNoodles]

💯

[@iRock_750]

Reminder, DSP was offered 50k to do Lolcow Live.

[@DrTranReincarnated]

Tbh if he did say yes he would have gone the way of Tommy C he’s not gonna do the shit Boogie and Wings do. Imagine him at the camp for example

[@Masuo15]

And later, DSP DEMANDED the 50k to be on stream, unless the creator of the show came to his show. And he went to DSPs show, because sure Phil wanted to get paid while ALSO set ALL the rules for it...dosent work that way tho.

[@PhillipMiaz]

That's only like 2.5 weeks of WWE champions, dood. Gotta think long-term, but I get it, you don't have a business degree. 😜

[@DarknessXxMaster]

@@Masuo15 I think DSP's plan was to have Keemstar on DSP's show, Have Keemstar give him the money and then flat out BAN Keemstar with a "Thanks for the Money, Dummy!" Retort to finish.

[@Lux_Ferox]

​@@DarknessXxMaster that would have been grounds for a lawsuit.

[@HellKatAV]

"There's no more negative memes about DSP" In what fucking universe?!

[@mysite1012]

Same guy who panic muted anyone who ever confronted him in a voice chat. What a hypocrite.

[@lawlessx9]

He rage quit a match of rainbow six extraction when he thought someone was on the mic when it was an Npc saying "reloading"..made up a whole lie about someone yelling into the mic😂

[@mysite1012]

@lawlessx9 Oh I missed that one, LOL! I'll have to find that clip after work.

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

Dave's being an internet tough guy again. Someone get Jaha.

[@yohagain]

*hides in the bathroom and cries*

[@ashleybrooke2087]

I don''t know. Phil has had years to perfect his throat punch.

[@Wheningoubt]

@@ashleybrooke2087 And if that doesn't work, there's always the dual wielded self defense hatchet technique to fall back on

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

You don’t even need Jaha, anyone who’s willing to challenge Phil face to face will be more than enough, and I mean ANYONE! Phil is by far the biggest coward I’ve ever seen, he will back down, apologize and cry like a little girl as soon as anyone comes to his face! He loves to play the “tough guy” act but only when he’s hiding in his safe place where no one can get to him

[@thefoundingwaifu]

But he's an alcoholic 😢 🔥🐷🔥👉🏼🥓

[@fhagane6821]

Who is mu-ta-har? Uh? Never heard of him ack ack ack

[@judgeprime3730]

Yup he pretended he never heard of him and "mister mat-oh-cure?" It's the same nonsense from the roach

[@MrSirHenryMF]

Itsagundam is the funniest, for me. He switches between "I hate that guy" and "Never heard of him" every few months.

[@tylerlackey1175]

​@@MrSirHenryMFi wish he would give an explanation as to why he cant stop himself from lying every hour of every day

[@cartmanofsp]

You aren’t in the documentary Phillip because no one cares

[@ashleybrooke2087]

He low key basically said it was boring to him because it didn't reference him enough.

[@420bengalfan]

He thought he was a main character in Jim’s story when he was barely a footnote

[@hubguy]

@@420bengalfanHe looooooves thinking anyone who talks about him has Phil living in their minds rent free 24/7. RTU and SoK are who anyone uttering his name is to him

[@SneedburgerSyndrome]

Jim streamed Phil content a couple of times and used a funny pfp of Phil for an alt. That's it. Phil was a drop in the ocean when it came to Jim's content.

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

And all he’d do /say is : “ ACK ACK ACK” “Wasn’t my fault”. “I did everything right, I did. I thing wrong”.

[@Ashkihyena]

“Cowards” Nobodies afraid of Phil. Nobody wants to waste their precious time on this planet interacting with him. By the way, his interactions with Jaha IRL showed who the true coward is. Just saying.

[@yohagain]

No one wants to listen to a crazy person on the subway, why does he feel other successful people should stop and listen to him?

[@aliekexie8467]

But everyone likes him, he has a renaissance didnt ya kno?

[@PermanentlyTemporary]

Even more so when it's wasting their time on the planet by hearing him try to proselytize the Cult of Pigroach to them. He calls it an interview but somehow thinks that the guest should be interviewing him because all he knows how to talk about is himself and how things affect him 😂

[@forTehMemes]

He just doesn’t understand that no one wants anything to do with him. People still mock him and he’ll continue to seethe

[@hubguy]

I do think it’s funny that his behavior really never changed because he’s online. Whether it’s the 90s or 2024 he will talk shit unless it’s in person face to face. My own morals tell me not to wish physical harm on him but I really do think he needs another Jaha situation cause he’s gotten far too comfortable attacking people

[@Tyzen7]

The fact he keeps acknowledging the trolls is the exact reason why they will never stop. He keeps falling into the trap EVERY single time.

[@slipstream7324]

the living meme claims there's no more memes about him he's such a fascinating guy

[@lilacbookshelf1909]

The man who has the most moderated streams possible, won't even turn on voice chat in games in case people laugh at him, won't let his chat have any conversations without his permission is calling other people bitches. Okay.

[@SarahsKnight0]

You thought that was strange, too?

[@JathanielLunnington]

The Pol Pot of streaming

[@LostOneOmega]

He told his core audience to get over him switching to drama. Even had the nerve to tell them he deserves to attack people who slighted him. He's only sorry that the money stopped.

[@thatakwardlatinguy8773]

In what world does he live in where he genuinely thinks there aren’t memes of his anymore? His delusion never fails to surprise me XD.

[@MrMimicMonster]

A podcast I was watching a couple of days ago, the host accidentally burped into the mic and said sorry I didn't mean to DSP you, you don't even have to try to find the Phil memes 😂

[@ashleybrooke2087]

I feel it's not so much he believes it himself but he says it out loud in hopes that others will affirm it. He clearly craves positive attention & reinforcement from his audience. This whole rant is just one big flex that I don't think he genuinely believes but he wants to. He wants others to tell him how smart or courageous or hardworking he is. I'm guessing his parents constantly told him how special he is & he chose to believe that.

[@christy9546]

He’s either trying to convince himself or he’s delusional

[@Clamfaced]

All it took for him to think this was Kino Casino to butterh im up and call him King. Thats all it took for this ego boost.

[@Section8dc]

​@Clamfaced literally lol, they did that and he talked to Keem who was CLEARLY using him and now "everything has changed the internet loves me and hates my detractors", it's honestly sad that he was THAT desperate for some level of validation

[@Burusagi]

Warning: Overconsumption of gin can and will lead to an inflated sense of one’s own singing ability.

[@christy9546]

And dementia and delusion

[@kevinramsey417]

What a surprise, Phil didn't like it because it didn't feature him. Don't worry, Phil. Plenty of detractors would line up to kick your ass for free.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

"This needs more me! Reeee!"

[@konnen7354]

After rage quitting on Craig, he made it *very* clear that he's not worth anyone's time.

[@MajorQuack12]

Ah yes, the King of bravery. Mr. Phil "Hides in bathrooms" Burnell.

[@cartmanofsp]

Also, side scrollers gave him FIVE HOURS of their time!

[@NervousNoodles]

And a lot more - an opportunity to reinvent himself and push his streams in a different direction, to to squash any and all “rumors” floating around him - all of which failed because he couldn’t help but be himself.

[@amns8900]

Big ups Lechero for highlighting how much Phil says "and the like". I never noticed before the awesome cartoons came out.

[@afroahmed3989]

DSP calling people cowards after years of him running away from those people is like that woman who got run through by a 100 men calling men cowards for refusing to marry her , to call this guy delusional is totally an understatement.

[@NervousNoodles]

That woman is legit psycho fr fr. Meanwhile DSP can’t even get Khet wet even if she’s standing in the shower.

[@valsione38]

"this is my Christmas gift to the internet!!" Two days later: nah this bullshit reeeee

[@philaryclinton2912]

DSP talking about other people avoiding him is so ironic considering he avoided these people when they ASKED HIM.

[@Grandobzen]

Love how phil is throwing re*arded around, as if over half of his audience isnt literally mostly made up of dented wheelchairs

[@runningwithflair]

Hey now don't forget about the dents who use walkers.

[@Lux_Ferox]

​@@runningwithflair What about us couch-ridden dents?

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

can't blame people for not coming, joon looked like he was gonna fall asleep while phil was talking to himself during his interview lol

[@Clamfaced]

That entire "interview" was just DSP trying to get Joon to make a documentary on detractors but Joon constantly saying that it wouldn't get viewership or be interesting enough. Every DSP "interview" has some sort of agenda where he tries to bait the person

[@NervousNoodles]

@@Clamfaced Correct. Also remember the main reason he did interviews in the first place: to prove to Craig (who didn’t need proof) that he too can have a show where he interviews people. The other reason was purely to boost his ego by getting the various guests to admit / affirm how he has now changed and is on an amazing comeback.

[@siLvercross90]

That singing at the start is pure nightmare fuel. Lol.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

It's the soundtrack of the Backrooms on endless loop as I pray for something to hunt me down & put an end to it.

[@justingentry3747]

Its not bad, pretty on key

[@angelknives2843]

Need a 10 hour version now

[@Chris-gl8gy]

@@justingentry3747 You're vile

[@user-xc1dm2jt9y]

Now that all the things people said about him were proven true, Phail thinks he can move on because he claims he has valid opinions. He just wants to ride other people's coat tails and thinks he can bait them by calling them cowards.

[@c5209]

Daily reminder that DSP started talking to Panda when she was 17 and in high school. Phil was in his late 20s. Right after she graduated, he moves her all the way across the country to Washington… now that’s a PDF file.

[@TinoR626]

when they first got together she was seeing him via train and one weekend got stuck at his place so he forced her into the video and people were not happy about it.

[@kevintang2605]

No wonder he defends Derich so dearly

[@SomersBugtopia]

Can we use words properly and not water down their meaning?

[@AyeThatsHandsomePete]

He 💯 groomed panda

[@ryangreen2493]

Okay I hate to use this argument really I do but even if that age for panda was true. He is not a pdf file because.... and I'm surprised you will use this argument on anyone else but when it comes to dsp you forget. The age of consent in Connecticut is 16, and if this happened in Washington the age of consent is also 16.... So is it creepy that a late 20 year old man was talking to a 17 year old. Yes. Is it illegal in both states.... no. So he is not a pdf file like you guys like to claim. And before someone tries to use the Romeo and Juliet law. That is for children under 13 to consent to someone two year older than them. So you csnt use that either, and the ages don't match. Again you can hate phil for many things but he is not a pdf file

[@Solreth65]

So dying is the ONLY valid reason not to talk to DSP? This guy is beyond help...

[@christy9546]

He looks like crap too! Those dark circles under his eyes

[@NervousNoodles]

But it’s not a reason. Remember how people repeatedly told him Metokur is dying to which he said “I know. But he’s been doing streams recently” therefore, if he can stream he can show up on mine.

[@yohagain]

What is this “backing” he claims to have? The Kino Casino guys who rip into him every other night now?

[@_deeds_]

Yes, Phil. People are cowards if they don't make time for a narcissistic, egotistical, hermit charisma vacuum that loves his own puberty voice.

[@doesntmatter5857]

I think he started his "Notice me sempai!" arc.

[@chiefvercingetorix3662]

He sounds so unhinged. Imagine being his “wife” and hearing him saying all this from his little “office” how embarrassing

[@SarahsKnight0]

Oh, you must not have been watching these vids for very long, sir. This is actually pretty tame in terms of being unhinged; you should hear him during the ungrateful beg segments and when losing at Call of Duty and SF6. I can only imagine the shame Kat was feeling then hearing his rants from across the house then.

[@wildwest1832]

"office" "family" "business" DSP has many strange buzzwords he uses every single time. I think he yearns for normalcy.

[@asura48]

It's funny how he brings up itsagundam and mutahar for making fun of him but they're "bitchy cowards", too scared to come on a stream with dsp to "talk"......we all know these creators don't want to waste time doing that plus we know dsp only wanted bring them on his phadcast to corner them and berate or shame them for making fun of this grown âss man and his beg

[@philipblaise5166]

Whats disgusting about this is he feels people are obligated to come on his crappy show where all he does is talk about himself

[@NervousNoodles]

Come and stroke my ego as you watch me interview myself.

[@TheSpyDispenser1]

lmao always love how his eyes are wide open when he reads the tip.. “Ive gone down from the rafters 👁️👄👁️”

[@kc_jonesy]

7:50 will always be iconic man, the instant fear in his eyes lmao

[@TheNissejoker]

Omg ive never seen that, Hilarious!

[@r1g0r_m0rt1s]

12:43 This is the same guy that got on his knees and cried when Jaha wanted to fight him IRL

[@MedighJuh]

Sitting there in his bubble, refusing to go outside unless he has too, wearing a Santa hat being a tough guy. Self awareness level 1

[@offensivepepe231]

Everybody wanted to interview and talk to him but he ran away and ignored them. Now he's running out of relevance and is trying to get them involved. Shocking they "suddenly" don't want to pull up

[@NervousNoodles]

It’s literally how people ask him to play a game and he refuses. Months or years later, he finally decides to play it. Nobody is interested anymore so he bitches about people not showing up.

[@twinkie415]

"Kino Casino did alot for me" *& you had retained NONE OF IT!*

[@NervousNoodles]

DSP, being his own biggest detractor as usual.

[@DSPsWifesBF]

Did he really just say there’s no more negative memes about DSP? And that everyone who made fun of him ran away?

[@NervousNoodles]

Correct. Meanwhile Frawny the tractor and Lechero are two new channels literally full of negative memes about him, already eclipsing him in views despite having like 1-2K subs. The delusion is unreal.

[@thefury4424]

8:24 I laughed so loud I scared my dog!! He really has no idea

[@NervousNoodles]

He really does it to himself, doesn’t he?

[@Clamfaced]

The issue is, he was given a choice between his old viewers, the new kino casino viewers, and tried to choose both, and has now ended up with none. His old viewers have been driven away due to him trying to focus on drama in August and September and now he's desperately trying to get them back. While his new viewers think he's boring because now he won't focus on drama.

[@Im_Mr_Cole]

It's "by any means necessary". Dude, the fact this clown was the top of his high school class shows how poor the American school system is.

[@ToiletBread1651]

"The common person is incredibly stupid..." - The actual guy that video game developers use as the lowest common denominator when designing levels.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

Which by implication suggests he wants to be perceived as being so much smarter than most people. The man is so incredibly insecure.

[@miciso666]

which is funny cuz he failed eating ramen noodles like 5 times in a row. before giving up. and using a spoon.

[@sgtpepper91]

DSP's genius plan to not be trolled so much anymore was to become the most boring streamer in the universe.

[@KeithCopeland67]

Phil should thanks God none of these people decided to take him up on his offer. People like Gundam would destroy the little ego bubble he lives in so fast, he'd be downstairs crying with Kat.

[@NervousNoodles]

He always believes himself to be so important and so significant that people are afraid to touch him. This is how he copes with the actual reality: that he’s so insignificant and irrelevant people don’t even bother talking to him. The Metokur documentary showed this. He kept talking about Metokur like he’s one of his biggest detractors like Doody Streams. Then not only did Metokur not even bother to respond to him, the documentary makes zero mention of him lol.

[@Hurricane047]

DSP has to be the most negative positive guy I've seen

[@jprice90]

@@Hurricane047 isn’t that like manic bipolar?

[@wildwest1832]

Bingo. A lot of scammers do that

[@hockeyfanatic95]

This is the first time he's mentioned interview and itsagundam in the same sentence...interesting...

[@Marked__One]

DSP is so delusional about reality that scientist should legit study him

[@KillaK78]

I love that he’s back to “no drama for me, it isn’t wanted by more core audience” when he was previously telling them to get on board because Mr WWE Champions is a changed man with a resurgence in his popularity. This dude is 100% an abuser

[@CasualRacerRed]

about 5000 people in the world care about me No. it's more like 50 tops

[@Ashkihyena]

Still to many.

[@Masuo15]

"its the time to be jolly, wdf is your problem?" He said to his now exmod. And that same night, he share the jolly spirit of hating others. Just like Frank West would say: FANTASTIC!.

[@Grimacejr365]

He talks all that shit but he's probably scared to say that to anyone's face

[@sp0nge1337]

Who knew that the S in DSP stood for Snowflake?

[@kevintang2605]

DarkSnowflakePhil

[@TreynRek]

DaintySnowflakePhil

[@Croqdile]

DumbSnowflakePhatass

[@RyanGannon-z7m]

I thought it stood for Sack of S-hit.

[@alexmiller6955]

Who knew? Everyone but the most dented.

[@tombradley1016]

This guy is beyond delusional holy shit

[@danbaxter4216]

That’s why he’s kinda addictive to watch as a a troll, he’s the most disgusting and narcissistic person I’ve ever come across.

[@dcigsfan2306]

I love the Nickelodeon crowd sound effects when he gets aggressive 😂

[@k-ondoomer]

Creeg, people like me now, look, they fill the kings coffers ackackack

[@UnFun--_--]

AI Summary- Phil's now begging for drama even though his long-time viewers appear to dislike it. He is telling them he doesn't want drama because he wants to keep them and they're all that matters but the only reason he is not ensconced in drama is because nobody else will partake in drama with him.

[@Shawn-Leider]

Nah people will partake. He just doing this cuz donos dried up

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

Phil mad everybody's blurring him out like Rambo and Howard

[@jonwootton2142]

Phil calling people cowards is the peak of Mount Irony since he’s the biggest coward of them all

[@MunKDaDDyy]

So he did think he was in it 🤣i wish he was smart enough to understand how stupid he is

[@Clamfaced]

He really thought Metokur was this big DSP detractor who talked about him constantly and not like, twice briefly in the 10 years of Metokur.

[@NervousNoodles]

@@ClamfacedHe really thinks he’s that significant when the reality is the opposite.

[@Samman1723]

Get a job Phil Edit: this is very positive, borderline meaningful drama free content.

[@NexZu-]

Tell me if this sounds familar - Guys... I'm getting older, and that means I'm going to have to diversify my content someday. I can't be just playing games forever, I need to be able to have variety in my content.... Now- "Whatever happened to me just playing games" You know what dave, whatever happen to that 10 year plan your mom asked you to get?

[@Lum2022]

He scammed her and blamed it on covid.

[@Wildcard_2281]

This manchild is 42yrs old & he acts like this. Lol, lmao.

[@The808Ohana]

If someone finds this video 10 years later, you should know that he said this was a Q&A segment prior to the rant. He spent 45mins decompressing and venting while ignoring most of the chat. This is the epitome of Phillip

[@Blind-cow]

He does realize that part of being a lolcow is people only bring you up as a joke and not like a genuine person they want to talk to. He must still be salty over sir moist ignoring him

[@NervousNoodles]

He’s extra salty now that pretty much everyone has ghosted him. The worst (and most effective) thing you can do to him is to completely ignore him.

[@self-parternerd8661]

How much did he offer those people to appear on his show to help him milking for drama??? I can't remember...

[@saturn580]

Phil suddenly decided to quit chasing drama and go back to being a humble e-beggar after the Kino Casino dent money dried up? This SHOCKS me! 🤣

[@Tuck752]

When is Phil gonna realize he’s the last person who gets to decide what people think about him?

[@ZerberusKnight]

Mr Metokur's valid reason is the same valid reason as everyone else: "It's way funnier to just ignore him."

[@yeahitskade]

heres the truth.....(immediately lies)

[@Cunpushus]

Everything he touches fails

[@42words]

the part i legit don't understand is: where is all this "support" he keeps talking about suddenly having? Where are these "genuine fans"?

[@Truejota]

Remeber this man was in ltg dms begging for attention like a ex girlfriend

[@AzurePip]

The fact is Phil was late to capitalize on and speak with people who were critical of him. Years back, when people were making fun of him in TIHYDPs and other detractor videos, he outright claimed he did not care and just wanted to play games. Now, many of those earlier detractors have moved on to other opportunities in life. So Phil thinking other people are "cowards" for not agreeing to do an interview on his podcast is not factual at all. He's the one to blame for literally spending years doing nothing but isolating himself and playing video games. He can come out now and be open to interviews, but everybody else that cared about him has either moved on or prefer to point and laugh at him from the sidelines. He's a lolcow, whether he likes it or not, and is not somebody to directly interact with.

[@nevermore7373]

No one owes you anything! Holy cow, this dude thinks everyone owes him.

[@cmogreen3865]

The man is dying and he wants a fucking interview. Its insanity

[@Catwithnunchucks]

Maybe its my imagination , but has Phil been having meltdowns and dramatic outbursts a lot more frequently lately ? Seems that way....

[@ashleybrooke2087]

Is that the new intro now? What did we ever do to you to deserve that, Memology? It's the holiday season for goodness sake.

[@pillpilferer]

I understand the "down from the rafters reference but what's the "newest day" bit? The look of horror when he reads "down from the rafters" is GOLD

[@Modifiedtaco]

Have you seen the pictures of him driving? White knuckled, hands at 2 and 10, looked like her was in total fear. Didn’t Jaha make him cry? Also why would he be in a documentary about someone else???

[@z304legend]

Lol 7:50 when he says that word with those eyes, he was like "wtf, they found out im a gacha gambler?!"

[@blueorange31]

DSP should invite Adam. I think Adam was the most relentless.

[@nevermore7373]

Adam would violate Phil so hard that Phil wouldn’t recover. Remember during the Craig interview when Craig mentioned how Phil and Adam should hash it out? Phil looked uncomfortable after Craig said that because even Phil knows Adam hates him and doesn’t fall for his bullshit.