DSRee Emergency [Kat Vs The Tire Thief 🛞] | Stream Highlight

[@AlmightyTevin]

Do you think DSP cant affort "4 tires" ? 🤔

[@mup8661]

Ryan will cover it👍 sounds good 🐽

[@bear7305]

I bet dude thinks that a tire rotation is just the wheel spinning on the axle

[@crazyworld54321]

Khet being alive and still living with DSP is the ACKtual scam here

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Well... he made over $3k over the last week and a half, so of course he can't afford the $400-$500

[@tejadahada420]

If you can't afford 4 tires you shouldn't have a car. As an adult of course. teenagers don't count.

[@SecondBlueSun]

"Makes me wanna fuck someone up" Lol Phil couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

[@courier6448]

That's a good insult. I'll have to use that more often

[@SecondBlueSun]

@@courier6448 Credit to the movie Dodgeball haha

[@pcpwireless]

i would be out the door immediately and just have left the stream on. he is the most disingenuous person i have ever seen holy shit.

[@earlostrohs3543]

He couldn't whip cream with an outboard boat motor.

[@lydellb]

He probably can't even make a fist with them atrophied arms.

[@egnd]

Its amazing how an emergency happens literally after the whale stopped sending money

[@limelight58able]

They stole one tire off the car, in BROAD DAYLIGHT!? Damn, those Renton streets are hell boy, I tell you

[@FortWorthRaised]

He also talks about Renton being better than Seattle, but other people aren’t online crying about getting their tires stolen while the Sun’s out.

[@deniss9467]

Kat parked on the wrong side of that parking lot apparently.

[@Ryochan7]

Mean streets of Renton

[@limelight58able]

@Fort Worth Raised - that's what I'm confused about. She must work in the ghetto/dirt road trailer park portion of Renton, because he's always espoused that Renton was a MUCH better city to live in, and to claim it was stolen in broad daylight in front of her job, is hella suspect to me. I guess Renton is on par with Compton, lol

[@l7986]

First all those dark skinned people at Walmart, then people shooting up at Burgerking and now a tire getting stolen; Phil reliving the LA Riots every day.

[@Yeeezy]

If Phil saw someone's tire getting stolen he wouldn't say a word.

[@Beautiful_Mess]

I wouldn’t say nothing. 😂

[@intercoursehandguns851]

​@@Beautiful_Mess Yeah, if I didn't know the person well then idgaf. I'm not Batman.

[@ack_ack_ack]

How would I know if someone is stealing a tire? 🤔

[@NY_State_Of_Mind_BK]

​@@ack_ack_ack That's what I said, the person could just say I got a flat and I'm replacing it. The person didn't have a shirt that said I'm a tire theif.

[@Damnation2man]

I'm just not surprised. Everytime he has a "fun positive" something, like magic clockwork, something HORRIBLE happens to him. Well, maybe the horse shouldn't have parked all the way in the back where someone could jack the tire in peace? Well anyways. Grats to Firestone making another 4k off this regard.

[@crackerjack620]

All the money he just got is gone. Now he needs even more.

[@DB_315]

How is it there’s always an emergency when he gets all this money lol

[@TheR999]

@@DB_315 1 Tire and the BOLTs!? Def gotta be like 5k in repairs, please donate, tip, subscribe and pahsitivly interact snort.

[@smward87]

He's gotta pay his daily bills dude. Only losers and poors pay monthly. If you're a real intelligent human with logical thoughts in your head like Phil, you pay that shit daily to flex on the haters. Saving money? Not when you're the guy who invented let's play and food react content. Not when you're the legend who won the coveted 4th place at EVO regional qualifiers on a busted ass port of a game no one cared about anymore. Get on Phil's level or get out. Sound's good? Do you know what I am saying? Okay.

[@Beautiful_Mess]

Ain’t no tire thief leaving their Jack. 😂

[@nfamus540]

That's a good point, who the hell steals a tire and leaves the jack????

[@Beautiful_Mess]

@@nfamus540 No thief I ever seen. They use hydraulic jacks. Lol

[@johns1625]

Dudes in my city use cheap 10 dollar bottle jacks and a drill

[@Eisengeboren]

Not knowledgeable but ontop of the issue of the jack, what thief taking parts off a car wouldn't go for the catalytic converter? I thought that was supposed to be easy money for them.

[@RBraunDPlaza]

@@Eisengeboren every car doesnt have one thats easy to steal.

[@stomper2139]

He's calling the lug nuts, BOLTS LOL

[@gabagooblin5026]

vw's use bolts bruh

[@stomper2139]

@@gabagooblin5026 BMW's before 2012 used lugnuts.

[@stomper2139]

@@gabagooblin5026 he also claims to drive an older BMW

[@gabagooblin5026]

@@stomper2139 u got me there, im ngl I havent kept up with phil for a few years. mb

[@WowDoodWuuut]

​@@gabagooblin5026he drives a Toyota Corolla now.

[@FailsafeZero]

Had the "tire arc" in the back pocket for a while now

[@maddcatzsminions3493]

40 years old and he still got to talk to mommy and daddy about his problems 😭

[@lydellb]

Calling his dad to figure out how to handle a missing wheel...

[@johns1625]

Unbelievable dude. Literally has to call his dad to get the spare tire off his own car 1000 miles away 😂😂

[@lydellb]

​@@johns1625 he wants dad to come do it like he did with the window blinds.

[@grilledcheese9845]

And there isn't even an issue, he has a spare, what could he even ask his dad to do lol

[@Babayaga08122]

Bro a 40 year old that can't change a tire to a spare is crazy.

[@sortedevaras]

Yo imagine if its Subaru-man who drove across the country to steal Khet and the tire to put them both in his Subaru.

[@postplays]

Did he say the car was on a jack? So they took the tire and left the jack? I had to relisten. Yes indeed he said they left the jack.

[@Beautiful_Mess]

No thief leaving their Jack, and no tire thief steals tires and rims without a hydraulic Jack anyway. 😂

[@lydellb]

Yeah, no. Aint nobody leaving the jack behind.

[@bipolarexpress9827]

If they stole the wheel they’d probably take their jack with them too lol

[@Muffinpurplegurk]

The next scam just like clockwork.

[@cmtarbell]

Funny how these emergencies always follow a big whaleout, isn't it?

[@crazyworld54321]

@@cmtarbell THE SKY IS FALLING GUYS! Funny thing is he tried to convince the dents that he "paid ahead" on some bills to justify why all the money is gone and he has literally absolutely nothing tangible to show for it. Phil really is the most predictable personality on the internet, and for all the wrong reasons.

[@deivi1]

​@@crazyworld54321 Yep! Literally said he put some aside 'in case I need a car repair'! 😂😂😂

[@lydellb]

​@@deivi1 yep, said he put money aside. Either he's lying now or he was lying then. No matter what he's lying.

[@crazyworld54321]

Good thing he saved all the money from the streak and can afford to pay for these kinds of mishaps. Good thing it's not all spent on sweaty men.

[@Pescatore]

Good thing Tyrone was there to help Kat in her time of need, while Dave made it into meaningful content

[@ItsAGundam]

of coruse he can't just buy a tire and a rim now he needs an alinement too come on bro. A used OEM rim for a 2017 corolla with a tire 300 dollars max, but DSP will go to a dealership and pay 1k for the rim alone.

[@TheR999]

Dont get me started on how much its gonna be to fill it with air. Hes gonna need Business level Tire style Fluid, professionally installed at the car lot across the country he bought it from.

[@Beautiful_Mess]

What REALLY happened is Pigroach pinged Kat on ‘find my’, realized she’s not at work, so he’s headed to motel she’s holed up in, with the coworker, who was gonna take her to buy lug nuts. 😂

[@beaker007j]

I’m calling it: Kat lost her job. The cost of the new tire is actually him needing to make up for the couple shifts Kat will miss in the week it takes her to find a new entry level job. He’s saying the parking lot is dangerous to explain why she “quit” and is now working at Arbys or something

[@jacktanguay8061]

Stg I read this exact paragraph dude, deja vu lmao

[@MarauderM00gi]

Some fools called and verified that this happened. So...unless she gets fired after...

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

Ryan just gave him several grand over the last month. This is also completely fake. He's lying as usual. If he can't provide a police report after this, I'm calling it. He's just pulling this out of thin air so he can beg more. "Why would I call the cops dood. What would they do?" - Adam's head explodes. XD

[@lydellb]

Police report is mandatory for insurance. No report means he's full of shit.

[@Jadeee094]

Wouldn't the jack be worth more than the tire?

[@maddcatzsminions3493]

Just call her an Uber ride, have the car towed back to your pigpen and go buy a new tire it's pretty much done

[@smokejaguar986]

That would make sense but then people would realize he has money left over to improve his streams and ask him about it

[@yokozuma2]

No dood, you don't get it, that would cost him 40 billion dollars to do that.

[@baronrichardharkonnen]

If they file a police report, the officer will likely have a bodycam. So detractors may be able to get that bodycam footage released to the public.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

That would be golden- Phil in the wild interacting face to face with another human

[@crazyworld54321]

@@DSPHistoricalSociety Phil would berate the officer for not preempting the crime and costing him money.

[@DB_315]

@@DSPHistoricalSociety he’d tell the officer it’s Tevin’s fault lol

[@suprcrzy]

Couldn't happen to a nicer person. 🙏

[@Beautiful_Mess]

Amen to that! 🙏 Big ups SuprCrzy!

[@Shrike1988]

There's a higher chance that tire fell off due to lack of maintenance. This guy is truly pathetic.

[@Shiloh7377]

Right....

[@Qmangiggity69]

Suprcrzy confirmed tire thief

[@dantelowell2934]

Two hypothesis on who the thief is its either : The Grand Return of Fred Fuchs or The Legendary Jenna (AKA BRAZY MAMO ) got out of jail

[@Beautiful_Mess]

I’m listening to the police scanner to see if they got a tire thief call. Not even playing games with Pigler.

[@SuchDoge4242]

Anything come up?

[@zazisotherch.6038]

All that money he got from Ryan. Magically he has a reason it’s all gone.

[@beeley]

He lives the life of a cartoon character lmao

[@sheetmetal02]

41 year old adult male doesn’t know the difference between bolts and nuts

[@lazylink]

Why did the guy stealing the tire leave the jack? Was it an honorable thief?

[@ruminating1596]

Jasper was about to get the water gun. STAHP IT! 😂😂😂

[@soegte]

So khet works in a mall, nice work phill

[@TheJapan38]

Doxx Syde Phil

[@smward87]

People already found which mall it is lol. They were able to call and verify with security that yes, someone got a tire jacked in their parking lot.

[@lilfoxbot]

live tevin reactions are always gold

[@johns1625]

"Wow Phil it's a good thing you have a bunch of extra money for 4 whole brand new tires huh" 😂😂

[@BigRon1995]

17:47 "What do i even do, file a police report?" *MATURE ADULT PHILIP BURNELL*

[@Mattyk414]

"This is parking lots in America, ladies and gentleman!"

[@maddcatzsminions3493]

He's going to now beg four attire when he has over $1,200 in tips from yesterday

[@TheJapan38]

Depending on the jack, the jack would cost more than the tire. Doesn't make sense to leave it.

[@bipolarexpress9827]

Idk he’s thought of too many details and tasks he’s going to have to do to be making this up fully. I mean, this is Dave, but I don’t think he’s really good at making all this up on the fly like this.

[@spidertour02]

This fucking guy. Walmart will replace a tire and make adjustments for like $200. I know because I just had to do it last week, and I was able to pay for that just fine working a regular-ass job that he complains he can't get because it wouldn't pay as much as streaming. This dude got THOUSANDS during this whale streak.

[@crazyworld54321]

It's called addiction, and Phil has many. He spends it all the second it hits the account. And how we know it's addiction, is that in 15 years, this guy has never had a single thing to show for where all of the insane spending went.

[@lydellb]

No phil...your alignment isnt off because you bought a new tire. They are going to take this man fir everything he owns. Certified MARK.

[@pcpwireless]

bro they all prolly worn to shit you cant just put a brand new one on lol. phil cant into cars. he was calling the nuts bolts.

[@lydellb]

​@@pcpwireless you got a point. He's the same man that was mad at the dealer because they never told him he needed an oil change. He probably got drag slicks 😂

[@lydellb]

Also he keeps saying tires. He needs tires. A wheel. Probably a tpms sensor. New set of lug nuts. 😂😂😂😂

[@KiwiHavok777]

A new scam ready!🐷👍

[@victorinoxgonzal628]

If one tire got stolen, Do you think a mechanic troll did this?

[@JesterNil]

At this point, I'd believe it.

[@bogartwilley]

WHAT IF..... it's the manager of the spark plug place that hustled him not long ago & the manager just got wind about the PigRoach REEEEEing about the price& decided to have a good laugh?

[@FlipWarBucks]

He gonna need $4k now.

[@anderserisian8078]

Who steals rims off a Corolla? Renton chopshops making bank.

[@Saint.Cosmos]

The King of Suffering returns.

[@Tell_It_Right]

He had to call his dad, who lives 3000 miles away, cause he has to put on a spare and get a new tire and rim?

[@GinSoakedBrain]

I'm cracking up that Meerkat in on the stream too :D

[@biglol6022]

go get yo tire back

[@maddcatzsminions3493]

Here we go with another scam an emergency attention guys Phil needs attention

[@crazyworld54321]

It's an emergency dood! It's a missing wheel! He's gonna have to call his dad since he's a car guy! This is a major life event! Dude seriously said he needed to call his dad to deal with a missing wheel. 41 year old baby.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Thank God 🙏 dad is a "car guy"

[@Beautiful_Mess]

Yes. So he could totally tell son to pay $1500 for spark plugs. 😂

[@TrophiHunterSeth]

Because Phil isn't a "common sense guy"

[@ScreechingPossum]

Good thing he got out of that Connecticut ghetto

[@cmtarbell]

At least they didn't steal her horseshoes.

[@FA7ALtheGOD]

Notice how he said he was gonna do Q&A when he got back, guess how you ask DSP questions guys.. by sending him money. 😂

[@ohrich22]

DSP can drive on the spare forever. You know he never goes above 45mph

[@Zcumgod]

Stealing a wheel but leaving the jack is like someone robbing you but letting keep your IDs and some change for a bus ticket

[@Ridiculousman2nd]

Khet: Phil someone stole a tyre off the car Pig: ohkay let me rant on stream for 20 minutes and I'll be right there...

[@8Bitorbust]

Piggitry at its finest.

[@Beautiful_Mess]

Khet getting the pajama banana, and Phil caught her. Lol 😂

[@Dnetwork007]

It's stupid tevin's fault!!! 🐖💢

[@MEATOGRE]

Good thing "Jinx" sent him all that "surplus cash"

[@AnEternalEnigma]

Thankfully it's a buyer's market for tires

[@CChissel]

He can definitely afford 4 tires, you can get 4 for like around 500, he’s got more than enough

[@Onikage1985]

First off the regard says he has a spare but then moments later mentions he needs to buy another tire. Either he was driving on a donut or he really is regarded when it comes to the point of a spare tire.

[@mark.h9122]

'Call me immediately i need your help' phil still streams great husband

[@twoquickii1330]

They didn’t even leave the bolts dood 😂😂

[@jared6680]

Muh tire 😮 The Seattle Reehawks got muh tire

[@jofus121]

Call Officer Sanders. She'll know what to do.

[@Abomdosnow]

lmao he's gonna beg his dad for money

[@kidfox3971]

"An Albanian stole my tires to fund his little brother Muhammad's upcoming terrorist attack in Kosovo." -DarkSerbPhil

[@tejadahada420]

he got to buy a rim a tire. He could go to a salvage yard to get a rim. but he won't do it.

[@cenafan216]

Just today I was at DSP's much-hated Walmart and saw a license plat that read "BLK KAT", and thought it was hilarious. After, I come check KZbin subscriptions and see this. I think I found our thief lmao, TOO fucking perfect.

[@TheChrisPhoenix]

2:45, Jasper Kitty is a detractor dood it's official!

[@maddcatzsminions3493]

I'm sure she can call Uber 😭😭😭😭😭

[@manticorephoenix]

Such an emergency that he takes every chance he can to pause for dramatic effect for every detail

[@omegaweapon116]

I've never heard of someone stealing one tire. I'm not believing this.

[@danielbad6086]

Rainy day fund?

[@crazyworld54321]

Yeah, you know, when it's raining out and you just decide to frivolously spend money. Sound good? *snort*

[@TheGman_98]

Tervin stole the tire ack ack ack

[@NASkeywest]

I wonder if the thief knows he has the tire of the absolute legend who got 4th place at EVO in 2009?

[@xepicxyoshix5982]

$20k tip goal should fix this right?

[@SepulchralMalice]

From the trenches of Connecticut to the mean streets of Renton.... Lord, give the pig a break

[@Tell_It_Right]

Maybe Ryan will pay for this.

[@Ashkihyena]

2:45 Damnit Jasper Kitty!

[@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865]

It was more of a trade than it was goutright theft tbh

[@Talking-Monkey]

Now he can say his surplus of money is gone. He needs help guys!!

[@Ashkihyena]

Of course an emergency happened after the whale stopped tipping.

[@MountainDoooo]

Gotta call my Dad 😂

[@deivi1]

'the alignment is off and I cant afford to buy 4 new tires' Um, its called a 'wheel balancing' and its literally free at Discount Tire. I would LOVE to hear him try to beg saying he needs foir new tires 😂

[@jokuihmehyyppa]

Imagine his bitching if he lived in a country where you change tires for summer and winter 😂 His world would end the moment someone dared to suggest swapping the rear and front tires to even out the wearing of them.

[@JamesAF]

Bro this is just classic summer drama

[@BasedF-15Pilot]

Thieves dont leave their jack. Even if a thief had a flat on their corolla and was looking to steal a wheel, they still need either a 2nd jack or they need to drop DSPs car on wood or a block or something to they can put his tire on their car.

[@Sonic_jaded]

Key'd with GOUT .... XD

[@cmille24]

Checked Walmart. Decent Goodyear tires for a Corolla are about $90 each. Plus installation. Plus a discount for 4 tires. Probably about $500 to $600 depending on tax and shit in Washington. That’s less than half what Jinx gave him on the marathon for 4 brand new perfectly good tires that’ll last them years.

[@bipolarexpress9827]

Need a wheel too

[@Lolcryariver]

He could go to discount tire and add insurance on the tire for life of the vehicle for 20 bucks.

[@vampsith]

“Khet just put it in the trunk! Use the jack. Oh wait the nuts too??? Oh good idea honey” *snort*- DSP Allegedly

[@MasterGaming234]

Wait so his car did not have wheel locks? 🤔

[@celticsole7542]

Jasper get the strap 😂

[@winkydinks4770]

why Kat in an Urban neighborhood? seriously though, I feel sorry for Kat since shes the one who has to go outside to work.

[@hairamracc5370]

DsTea time 🙏🏼🥚🙏🏼🥚

[@01JGill]

I don't want to leave her alone, but I do want to fire up a stream and rant for 20 minutes about something that definitely happened. Also tyre theft in a car park? Surely if she works there she likely has a good spot in plain view. Sounds like such a ridiculous story, added to the fact he insists on firing a stream up to tell everyone when that can just wait. Also how wildly convenient it happens before his day off! Robbers and bad luck always seems to know to hit on either a Wednesday or Thursday. Also the moment a whale stops sending money bombs. Pressing x hard here

[@magnumbadguy9354]

Subaru man broke the restraining order …

[@aceDOZA]

Dawg.... Who that in the right hand corner? 😂😂😂😂😂 Also...they left the jack???? 😂😂😂

[@miraclechao]

Just in time too!. We gotta spend that money from Jinx on this totally real problem!

[@scorpiodurango6163]

Karma Dsp Karma 😂

[@Leonssj]

"she as been texting me : i need you call me immediately" gj dps your wife calls you for help and she gets voice mail till you go take a shit