DSTIKE Deauther Watch Demo - When Smart Watches Attack

[@fendigucci6307]

Damn I like the look of that watch I'd buy it purely just for that I don't need any features

[@nightvisiongoggles]

And then it rains

[@marsbase3729]

It looks like something out of an 80's sci-fi. 😜

[@HaightTheGreat]

I don't know what any of this means but I want one.

[@AngeloBenitto]

Same

[@tbhxahed6705]

Me3

[@AndroidFerret]

It's a WiFi scammer ...you can stop WiFi connections ..it's in the end only a device to make people angry ... at least if you don't know how to handle it ... I guess with more knowledge this thing can do amazing things

[@thelooch9546]

Totally !!! Looks like the watch of the techno age should look like !!! I don’t want an Apple Watch- my 72 year old aunt has one.But this one looks like it could have been worn on the USS Nostromo,even if I most likely would not use as intended ! 👽👽👽

[@AndroidFerret]

@@thelooch9546 absolutely...looks amazing...

[@icodefor]

It doesn't look waterproof, so I guess the underwater hotspots are safe.

[@henriquemeiralins]

Do you know where you will spend eternity? Please watch Robert Breaker's video titled "HOW TO GET SAVED"

[@B3ARCAT]

Henrique Lins - wat

[@evanm738]

Henrique Lins Imagine pushing your religious death cult beliefs on a product review

[@ze2004]

XD

[@TheDeathOfLucifer]

Ziplock it

[@zzanatos2001]

I'm a high school teacher, and I really need one of these watches.

[@cashgamma]

Deauth all the kids phones when they should be paying attention in class lol.

[@seemeethanator1444]

Till a kid finds out and snitches

[@carlvindevogel7724]

@@cashgamma :D hahahaha yes , nice (Y)

[@ricksuarez5357]

@MrXelium You'd be surprised. I know the people that do the school network. Sometimes kids data plans are trash and the internet is easier.

[@paleogeology9554]

You should have a paddle and smack their little asses like the old days. Thats the issue with these idiot parents these days, they dont discipline their kids so they grow up into smug little shits

[@cyberhermit1222]

1980's CASIO watches are the future

[@marcox43]

actually, everything 80's themed because they were supposed to be the future that only now we're actually getting...

[@juansantana9678]

Seiko TV watch I had one as a kid

[@hernan8640]

Lolol its 2020 and im still rocking a 1980 casio watch its timeless

[@cyberhermit1222]

@@hernan8640 It's literally timeless...hasn't worked since 1995

[@guyo68]

Screw this... I want one that kills Bluetooth speakers DEAD.

[@user-md3is4dq2d]

a fairly new attack called "BtleJack" can hijack Bluetooth connections, wouldn't be as easy as deauthing is right now, but you could blow the speaker or just blast whatever you'd like if you really wanted to. Alternatively, a jammer (or hammer) would work fine

[@takenup]

Me too loud ass music

[@weareallbeingwatched4602]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnnUlWSGo7SelZYsi=7-GtEcQYTbB11lGn

[@Meza10731]

Why are so many people confused in the comments about this watch? He explained clearly what it does and goes over what I can only assume, is all the features it comes with.

[@nohbudy]

That's pretty sick! My first improvement would be to add an auto time configuration, like seek open networks and attempt to get the time. Would be funny if it hacks a WEP network every time you want to check the time.

[@evanm738]

New version has the time fix I think

[@guyyatsu]

You can do it yourself! Cool thing about this watch, is you can write code for it to do anything you want.

[@cassis1018]

If you are a secret agent and are being chased just drop this watch. The enemy will be so fascinated they with stop and inspect the watch thus allowing a clean escape.

[@BucketListBadass]

Good one!

[@clb92]

"A standard Android plug". Let's just call it by its actual name, Micro-USB, to avoid confusing people.

[@kevindellatore]

Lol, USB C is much more standard for android devices now anyway. Apple is going to be switching to USB C for iPhones soon anyway. I would expect the iPhone 12 to be USB C since their iPads are already using it and the EU has made the USB C port the standard charging port by law. Unless Apple wants to make EU iPhones with USB C and ones for everywhere else with Lightening.

[@xaviermccloud4586]

@@kevindellatore Actually no it's not. Maybe for people with money but most phones sold are not above 100 dollars.

[@kevindellatore]

@@xaviermccloud4586 It is though, is holds a majority of the Android smart phone market right now. 2018-2019 (and now 2020) budget phones are using USB C now, even the new ones in Drugstores have it. It's only not in use because some people are still using phones from 2015.

[@xaviermccloud4586]

@@kevindellatore Most of the phones sold... Are micro USB.

[@xaviermccloud4586]

@@kevindellatore Dude... You're using your own thoughts instead of Google. Most phones right now being used are micro USB. Most phones IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS will most likely be USB C.

[@robertdavies9957]

Tech Reviewer: "It's amazing, but it doesn't have USB-C so I can't recommend this."

[@HksF16]

And why would you need USB type C with this watch? like you were going to transfer 10GBs on sm0l watch

[@kacperfilipek8461]

@@HksF16 it's a joke

[@HksF16]

@@kacperfilipek8461 Me: -----the joke------>

[@Gameplayer55055]

Even many phones dont support 3.0. That's weird, my phone works only with usb 2.0, and uses type C

[@AndrewTSq]

usb-c is just a connector. it could be old usb 2.0 that goes thru that connector.

[@marsbase3729]

It looks like something out of an 80's sci-fi. 😜

[@jjohnson8977]

Do they have one that attacks leaf blowers?

[@shingnosis]

It looks like it came straight out of Blade Runner, love it.

[@Pu1se-shark]

Wrd 2

[@joonglegamer9898]

That's actually cheap, at first I was thinking, heh, they got some 2.4$ blue Oled screens of eBay, stuck a stock ESP8266 (2$) into it and it's probably gonna be a 500$ device.... 45$ for a ready to use item like that? Dang, that's a steal, color me surprised! Good job. Would I ever use it? Probably not - but it's geeky enough to start a conversation at work.

[@JerryEricsson]

I just ordered one, it came in today, looks like fun. I am a watch freak so it is a wonderful addition to my collection of watchs, I also do a lot of computer work so it will be handy that way. You can also program the device to do other things that an esp8266 can do, even though it is just a 07 device. The add where I got mine says if you want to upgrade it to use the buzzer you need to change the chip to a 12F model instead of the 07 then it can be used, but I hate watches that buzz anyhow so I am not going to bother.

[@gymbagger]

What is it? Deauther Watch is still an ESP8266 development board, but you can wear it like a smartwatch. This ESP8266 development board comes with a 800mAh battery, OLED display and a 3-way momentary slide switch. It comes installed with the latest ESP8266 Deauther software. With this software, you can perform different attacks to test WiFi networks.

[@KeljaSamiNation]

That thing looks like my house arrest anklet!

[@theguyof360]

😂😂

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

Great video! I love how you got right to it, No BS flash intros. Thnx

[@JerryEricsson]

I have had mine now for several months. It does what it says it will do, and with Ghusto! My problem was some damn noisy neighbors who were doing most anything that they could to annoy me. After weeks of my little watch doing it's thing when they were playing their computer music at the top of volumn, so loud that they had to move onto their porch before it blew their ear drums. Well I was glad that they were playing it off a computer as my little watch had enough power to penetrate out through my walls, and in through their walls, knocking their system off the web. It was great! I still doubt they ever figured out what was going on, but after a few days of this, the music went down to a livable level and peace once again spread across out little bit of paradise. Wonderful device, but now I am thinking I should program it to do something else. Perhaps blocking cell phones in the theatre? WE will have to see I guess. The only complaint I have is that the on/off switch was rather brittle and somehow it broke off, so now I have to take a pen knife and move the switch. Rather annoying, but I have yet to dissassemble it to see how easy replacement of the switch would be. It is winter now, and they can play their music as loud as they wish since here in the Dakota's only crazy people open their windows when the temp drops below zero F.

[@BamboozledHandboozled]

Anybody using this device must know that you can long press or press and hold (using the switch) either the access point or station for more info of the target! To see the packets and the full Mac address plus theres a deauth detection while using the packet monitor, thats the reason why theres a zero on the packet monitor. The RGB led will turn red when theres a deauth attack when using the packet monitor. And to fully reset the dstike wristband I just keep pressing or spamming the restart button until a glitch occur or a bug. Tips: I first check what channel is my access point and use the packet monitor with the channel of my access point, when suddenly, the station number changes. This means you can use the packet monitor to also scan stations. On the clock, using the up and down slide switch, you can change the number faster while holding the switch up or down.

[@tradinwarstoriez5641]

@@BamboozledHandboozled is there a way he could just lower their volume with the device? Could I use this device to trick vending machines?

[@chikoMade]

@@tradinwarstoriez5641 lol no

[@zulus548]

@@tradinwarstoriez5641 no, all it does it confuses your network offline.

[@tyjohnston5889]

@@BamboozledHandboozled It's been a year and I don't even have one but thank you for the explanation! I'm learning esp32s and a lot of videos are great but I look into comment sections for up2date issues from people like myself could be having.

[@austinconey4913]

"Rick roll comes pre-programmed" that's where I was sold

[@DrumToTheBassWoop]

“Jack in” 😎 I swear everyday it’s getting more cyberpunk everyday. Computer capable watches, that’s an achievement in mobile technology.

[@chrisgibbs612]

i have a Kospet Prime, single sim, dual camera, fully Android watch with big battry! I wear that on my left wrist, it is my phone. I will wear this moster on the right wrist!

[@JerryEricsson]

Indeed, I have dozens of odd ball watches, I watch that stupid Big Bang Theory all the time, and noticed that Leonard has a weird watch, so I looked it up and ordered one. It is old school but you can play videos on it, has a calculator, it can inter-phase with your android phone and take over to make and answer calls, of course it plays music and not just through earphones but through a micro speaker in the band, there is also a microphone in the band for talking on the phone. Not bad for 30 bucks. This unit is sort of like the kit watch I built last year, of course all it does is keep time but it runs for over a year on the 5 batteries it takes. The kit unit has a different chip-set however.

[@vcbuilder5541]

I don’t understand the watch ... but the Attack feature really draws me to it ! Attack !

[@sqlevolicious]

What a fantastic watch. I NEED it. Ordered the V2!

[@AdjielupaX]

Best place to use it in classroom or meeting room, or dinner time so people actually talk to each other.

[@defconone1498]

Maybe in a movie theater? Those annoying folks checking their facebook while watching a movie!

[@AdjielupaX]

@@defconone1498 totally agree with that.

[@defconone1498]

@Tee X Damn that's a great idea !!

[@hackman3]

😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@dominik3892]

In a class so the teachers don't have wifi

[@vrchatstranger766]

hot. is 2.4 ghz deauth gonna work on drone connections? my buddies want to knock each others racing drones down.

[@tbandikoota]

A watch that doesn’t keep time...Brilliant! What the hell will they think of next!?! 😃

[@bwest6275]

Hopefully a watch that can de-auth 5Ghz clients 😏

[@NoxMush]

Dang just let them be on 5g and constrain their bandwidth; watch them lose their shit

[@iamgod9993]

It actually does not tell time

[@Dyl_Cam]

But like why would you deauthorize anyone?

[@untrust2033]

2:19

[@thekrunkmeiercongregation6863]

can you attack multiple wifis at once? For example, All phones in your radious? Also, what is the range?

[@Blueknight1960]

I just watched this video and I don't get what this thing does.

[@brendethedev2858]

Spams network points to make hard or impossible to connect to an access point or does a deauth which disconnects all devices connecting to a network.

[@Etere27]

@@brendethedev2858 Why should i ever give a fuck in my entire life to make hard or impossible to connect to an access point through this watch?

[@iM7SnaKe]

@@Etere27 cuz it's funny.

[@mbirth]

@@Etere27 Because you want the slow wifi all for your own instead of sharing it with 20 other people.

[@bwest6275]

Shinzui. Because it’s for people who like being dicks.

[@kodiak_9169]

So essentially it’s like a jammer when a device try’s to connect to WiFi?

[@fortroadmassive4095]

Yes you kick off whoever your attacking off there network and leave it running. They can't connect. Only works on 2.4GHz tho so if there using 5GHz it won't work.

[@BrianR-ML]

Just built my new Dstike Deauther watch... I'm really happy with it. Subbed to your channel, love your videos.

[@Aaron48219]

The web interface via mobile actually looks good, almost as if it was designed with that in mind. I want one.

[@JohnSpo]

is the point of this watch to annoy people and boot them offline?

[@amarkus4]

think of it this way, youre able to make people unable to connect to internet by manipulating the connections, make fake connections, turn off peoples wifi current connection... limitless possibilities

[@SmashCatRandom]

@@amarkus4 So... yes then.

[@aretonsenner6664]

amarkus4 limitless when it comes to one very specific thing

[@amarkus4]

@@aretonsenner6664 sorry but you cant watch porn on that 😂

[@mistuhjangles1384]

yes

[@djjoshplacid83]

So by deauthing nearby signals you are knocking phones off wifi? If I'm correct, what is the point of that? I just don't get it.

[@andywolf100]

Great fun, looks like something out of a 1080's sci fi movie!

[@edmund8954]

1080s??

[@andywolf100]

@@edmund8954 oops, 1980's :-)

[@DaisyDesigner18]

HOW MUCH..

[@notloki3140]

Torch on the left side, which means this is to be used on the right wrist, and who in hell does that? Unless, unless, it assumes you already have a watch on the left wrist so you can set the time up on the Deauther. GENIUS!

[@manjeet08111133]

lol

[@sphygo]

I'm one of the few who wears their watch on the right side and thought nothing of that light until you mentioned it

[@jchx767]

Honestly I loved this screen, the blue pixel font looks so cool,

[@Disruptii]

I don't know what this is actually for. I like how it looks so now I want one.

[@Rick-jf2ig]

It sends a deauth packet to a access point or station (a router or a device like a phone) that basically kicks the device off of wifi

[@MalakhAlMaht]

Is it water proof?

[@rabbitdrink]

do you have a dead ringer variant of this or is this just a normal invisibility watch

[@9gk2ndf9gn20n]

I just ordered it. Now waiting for it to arrive. Thanks for the video!

[@brunos.6700]

can you tell me where you bought it?

[@travelsgaia]

HOW MUCH RADIATION IS EMITTED?

[@Gurn33y]

The same amount as your phone

[@0ATBFE4]

@@Gurn33y joke xd

[@andersonteixeira6418]

Só funciona com redes 2.4ghz?

[@BamboozledHandboozled]

Anybody using this device must know that you can long press or press and hold (using the switch) either the access point or station for more info of the target! To see the packets and the full Mac address plus theres a deauth detection while using the packet monitor, thats the reason why theres a zero on the packet monitor. The RGB led will turn red when theres a deauth attack when using the packet monitor. And to fully reset the dstike wristband I just keep pressing or spamming the restart button until a glitch occur or a bug. Tips: I first check what channel is my access point and use the packet monitor with the channel of my access point, when suddenly, the station number changes. This means you can use the packet monitor to also scan stations. On the clock, using the up and down slide switch, you can change the number faster while holding the switch up or down.

[@hacketronics8464]

Hello thanks for the info its very helpful and you seem to know alot about them so i thought i'd ask you a question so i bought one of these about a year ago but its the older version without the buzzer its the "deauther wristband v2" ao yesterday i was trying to turn it on and only the red light on the wifi card is turning on but the screen and the mini rgb on the front arent turning on would be so happy if you knew the reason for this problem and thanks alot!! :)

[@BamboozledHandboozled]

There must be a problem to the "ribbon" connector, try resetting it or check if the connector are well attached. And thanks for the reply really appreciate it :)

[@hacketronics8464]

@@BamboozledHandboozled will check the ribon connector thanks for the suggestion! ;)

[@jordanwilson8716]

@@BamboozledHandboozled how do i access the web interface with my dstike deauth wristband ive tried connecting my phoine to the pwned access point and typed in the ipaddress while hooked up to it but i get a 404 code

[@BamboozledHandboozled]

@@jordanwilson8716 What access point are you trying to connect to? Also, the Ip address of the dstike changes sometimes, so you must check the ip and type it again.

[@KevinBrownmusic]

Watched the demo...read the comments...actually know less now than when I started...I’ll take two 🤗

[@synapticdecay5845]

The on and off toggle is weak. Mine snapped off and I had to replace it.

[@egoalter8745]

It's now metallic on version 2

[@KI4CFSHamRadioMartinBrossman]

What is it?

[@mpa324]

great, I'll have to google wtf all those features actually are, all I understood was is it's a watch but not really since time resets when off.

[@9847300768]

But is it waterproof? ..... *flys away*

[@callowaysutton]

Lol I wanna try and go through TSA with this

[@floorfungus4209]

lmao sounds fun

[@joblessalex]

Can you grab passwords when they reconnect?

[@BamboozledHandboozled]

No, but you could try grabbing the wpa handshake to crack the password

[@BipolarPaul]

Yes if you have another deather

[@sergefog]

That's an awesome guinea pig device! I am looking forward for you to flash it firmware... I can think of so many use-cases for this device... including ability to keep time when off :)

[@matthewy.9918]

The V2 does that! :D

[@Tcrheroo]

Is It illegal to travel with ?

[@Ray-qd1dk]

DSTIKE : Introducing The Deauther Watch James Bond : At last someone made it by my style😎

[@notsure1736]

this is something that if came out in the 90s would be cool

[@miketaylor1078]

Late 90's maybe

[@jjohnson8977]

Range?

[@dallas-cole]

I can feel the heat on my wrist already

[@skantiloak]

I saw amazon has a similar product different brand . Is it safe to purchase ?

[@richardhead8264]

*_It's HAL 9000's Green-Eyed Brother!!_* _(Remember, he can read lips!)_

[@sarunkim6096]

You only use this watch right not use computer or laptop to help?

[@Buy-n-large]

"a standard Android plug" Isheep.

[@irseeker9989]

^🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jorgeee]

Iphones are superior in every way. I've had both.

[@masterwai111]

hi, does this only block wifi signals? or does it work for bluetooth too?

[@paullmight42]

and what exactly does it all do tho?

[@paullmight42]

@@bobsaccamano i did...hence my question bc i don't know what any of it means

[@jayg8749]

Not sure what I’m doing wrong, but I tried the attack on my home network, nothing happened to any connected devices. Then I assumed you need to scan for stations, which are the actual phones and iPads, and attack those. However the only thing that came up was my Nest Thermostat. Does this all have to do with the 5ghz not working with this unit? Why have they not made a watch with 5Ghz?

[@BipolarPaul]

Think carefully about what you just said and you have your answer - it can be done easily and it’s scary how effective it is

[@ebkadam4775]

@@BipolarPaul explain

[@Axenide]

"A standard Android plug". Me: Wait, what?

[@kashifshamsi77]

Usb

[@Axenide]

@@kashifshamsi77 We know.

[@bluezz5002]

He's not lying, just an old standard

[@featherstonehobbies]

What actually does it do

[@Vader066]

I need to order this lol also how long does the battery last

[@irseeker9989]

35 hours with 3500mah supplier

[@irseeker9989]

I would keep it off when i dont use as, i watch the time anyways from phone lol

[@gouster4583]

DIY install RTC there. i bought DS3231 for arduino, cut its pcb to fit inside watch, soldered on corresponding pins, and then flashed firmware for V2 version of watch. difference in V1 and V2 firmware is only RTC hardware. Now i dont need to set time each time i power it on. so i can leave it off and save battery, and then turn it on, check time, and deauth some wifi network.

[@randommemesweekly4417]

love the rick roll wifi networks, i have to get one of those

[@MarceloCostaoficial]

Milo didn`t get the memo

[@proxyhx2075]

It's built in though...

[@chrisgibbs612]

Already I wear a Kospet Prime on my left wrist. Since its my daily use Android phone with dual cameras and all you expect from phone, I will have to wear the DSTIKE on my right wrist. Don't you just love wrist mounted computers? BADASS

[@sharkhardware]

I wonder, if they can be used like a normal watch or smart watch :P

[@TayTay-b6e]

Hi, I have a question, I have V2 but I wanted to just upgrade the battery from 500mah to 1000mah, do you think it's ok safe and will it fit, please let me know, thank you.

[@abindieflasche100]

Can it display time tho?

[@oliverpanizzutti8263]

Yes, it's legit showed in the video

[@mummra7]

i just have one question, as i am not at all a tech guy.....so i have a similar model, is there an actual on/off switch or do i just let the battery drain?

[@enoobia3146]

Okay, I'm a nerd in middle school and I basically understand what this thing does. It is basically a watch with built-in network deauthentication frames. It can disconnect people from wifi networks, it takes advantage of the 802.11 protocol. If you can suddenly shut down all wifi connections in about one whole country, you'll probably be arrested.

[@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath]

the march of time will take a toll on you

[@theactualparadox]

@@thebacteriawasbeatentodeathhe’s probably in high school now

[@TonyGarrett-p1c]

Great channel! Cool dude. Are there conventions or something where a guy can examine and buy gadgets such as this? Thanks!

[@arfmf]

you see how dangerous this man can be with his watch by how poorly that screen protector was installed on that iphone. He didn't care, that's a dangerous person for sure.

[@randy7068]

But does it shoot out poison darts?

[@jorgemeza5031]

So I need a watch to set my watch for this watch

[@Shubhm_Verma]

😂

[@benlunn4006]

you need a watch to set the time on many watches.

[@BanditIsGaming]

Is this illegal to use

[@magicstarfish]

so how to defend if someone's attacking my wifi with this?

[@orlandop2265]

punch in da face.

[@magicstarfish]

@@orlandop2265 well, thanks for that :)

[@hrishabhdivya]

have no open access port .. have port security .. like you do in switches with port guard .. or you can use filters .. like for example if someone is attacking you with superior bpdu you put all open port with bpdu filter on all access port for no one can change any topology also on that port it will drop all the access packet with which you try to attack .

[@iPhoneAppReviewer]

Disable any 2.4ghz frequencies broadcasting from your router.

[@pistolgripjoe]

I want the point ?? Serious question..please someone explain it

[@ultramediafx]

"They had one job!" Its a watch lmfao bro!

[@charleskitzmiller8847]

ironically the watch function is fake. It displays a fake time.

[@benlunn4006]

@@charleskitzmiller8847 no it doesn't you can set the time.

[@lonniebush8744]

Soooo, for someone that really don’t know anything about this stuff. Does it come with directions so I can deauth my neighbor is all?

[@jorenvangoethem343]

'an android phone would continually try to reconnect', uhm no, it's a setting, we get a choice, apple users do not

[@mikeyreilly8979]

I’m yes they do

[@mikeyreilly8979]

Do ur reaserch kiddo

[@snerttt]

So basically what your saying is he's right but it is also optional

[@snerttt]

@@mikeyreilly8979 you just watched him test it they don't

[@Beau_Guerrier]

@@mikeyreilly8979 apple doesn't give any choice . that's premium experience right ?

[@thefreedomguyuk]

At that price, how can I resist ordering one ?? A great party trick, and a conversation starter.

[@ryanstlarbuckle]

Great for Six Flags, too lol

[@jcreedy20]

Since its function of being a watch is essentially redundant. Why not make it into a forearm device, rather than a wrist device. You could have 2 or 3 screens and a longer battery, perhaps you can monitor data packets and do other stuff concurrently. Also it will be more concealed. That would be so cool, like predator explosive forearm device cool!

[@theofficialsyyn]

New model has persisted clock chip!

[@bazookayt3954]

What’s an excuse for getting this? I wanna get it but idk if my parents will let me

[@yt-xe8ws]

I must admit, With all this mobile hacking hardware like nethunter and now this thing, it's looking more and more like the end of days for laptops.

[@alaminhossen7231]

5ghz sport his devaice?

[@OnnyIzwanNordin666]

Looks like what Judge Dredd would wear but I don't know what it does

[@o6490]

basically just ruins someone’s day

[@honklerton732]

This will pair VERY well with the Pineapple :)

[@jordanwilson8716]

whys that? explain please?

[@AMINE-yy3zb]

You need to optimize your website for ipad.

[@miniduX]

*Ben 10 wants to know your location*

[@uncanalquenodarisa9393]

Is ilegal?

[@michaelagustin3702]

Bro I'm not sure if you know somebody is making a profit out of your video It's all over facebook right now ...

[@diabledesbois]

Did you find how to enable the speaker?

[@katasiapa]

"Never gonna....."

[@siddharthdas4735]

Give you up

[@bomxacalaka2033]

Never gonna

[@skylurker46]

Give you AWP

[@davidp5540]

Never gonna roll around

[@mrbale1815]

Hurtu yeaaah

[@JamieBall-h4g]

What about the probe

[@AlejandroBelloRD]

Congratulations, wannabe Dr. Evil. "One... Million... Dropped connections!"