Dude burgles then cries for his mom

[@DonutOperator]

Update: No word from Philly D yet. He did go over the same video I did a few hours after mine so here's hoping he saw it.

[@MichaelSmith-sj5uk]

Donut Operator good luck

[@bishop934]

Good luck man! Really hope you get it! I tweeted the video to him the other day, I hope others did as-well

[@sublxnary]

please call my mother

[@KeegoRodrigo]

Donut Operator hey donut how long would he go to jail for?

[@DonutOperator]

he'll probably be going down the road for a while. The reports didn't say how many but he committed several commercial burglaries, all big felonies.

[@leobear1390]

Turns out they charged him as a toddler

[@Shkunk1]

LEOBear was he sentenced to 'time out'?

[@A_Goat]

Dirty Diaper in the first degree.

[@MickeyD2012]

It was a fair cop, ROFL.

[@gurnblanstein9816]

Leobear lmao best comment!

[@haywoodchablomi8037]

Solid gold.

[@midlbrwn15]

He probably acts all tough to his friends... Wait till they catch wind of this!

[@DYLANJJK94]

Nah, He looks like he use to het straight As in school before this.

[@sgtcip]

hes done, never get his cred back

[@pineapple7024]

Pain& Ch8ns Yo what?

[@pineapple7024]

Pain& Ch8ns Ok and?

[@pineapple7024]

Pain& Ch8ns He stole a damascus steel knife lol

[@kolbywilliams6288]

The officer was like “are you serious dude?” I lost it.

[@roflstomps324]

I don't think I have ever cried like this in my life. Like, baby tantrums included.

[@simplybeef8232]

Ajay Lewis it makes ppl question the individuals sanity

[@butterwantschoclate9364]

Ajay Lewis only time I looked like this was when my dad and brother left for like 30 mins and I was like 2

[@Jettjohnson4]

I was your 500th like

[@polarparadise9335]

Kolby Williams for real if you gonna break the law don’t cry like that 😂 especially with how nice the cops were being

[@emmanuelbois4459]

For thr rest of his life, when someone google's him, that's gonna come up, lol

[@MyHawk88]

PCB - "Professional cry baby" on Linkedin :P

[@colorfulsouls4050]

Actually Forever now lol

[@justkarl5865]

OH CRAP

[@jackievanhelen]

@@MyHawk88 sir, have you taken any drugs such as pcb lately?

[@jackievanhelen]

God the whole video is abrasive as fuck it gave me an aneurysm

[@scottiusmaximus4298]

If I had done something like that at 17, I would have been like, "Look, sir, whatever you do, don't call my mom. Put me in prison until I'm an adult, I don't care, just don't bring my mom down."

[@charthezombiehound8952]

I would probably go "tell my mom I died, don't care how... I fell off a cliff or something just don't tell her I'm in prison for stealing PLEASE"

[@votecthulhu9378]

PLEASE MOM NOT THE CHANCLA!

[@korvincarry3268]

Scottius Maximus same here. My mom woulda beat my ass till even DNA samples couldnt identify who i was.

[@theworldoverheavan560]

Vote_Cthulhu lol

[@taeher683]

Nah fam the cops would send you where you would be punished worse. Especially your grandparents. Man, they see your ass in a cop car and the belt comes off.

[@KingZando]

Hope the officers combed the area for his binky.

[@ChillingCap]

@Damp Toasted Bread im not gponna make fun of the poor kid he honestly sounds to baby-ish for him to commit the crimes by himself.. forced to, or part of a group and hes just the weakest one

[@3PercentNeanderthal]

All they could find was his blankey

[@johnnybravo4204]

Bg 1

[@TK-kx8nx]

First comment to ever bring tears from laughter 👏👏👏

[@Sparky-gp9vh]

ChillingCap8365 he was probably just thinking he could get away with it and when he got caught he thought he was going to jail

[@SenkaBandit]

“yEs sIiRr yES SiRr pLz cAlL mY mOm aUeHeH.” -Quote from man who robbed 7 stores.

[@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525]

he didnt rob shit, he wouldnt have the guts to rob a store, he burgled, meaning he just stole it when nobody was looking

[@thepoliticalmechanic2691]

"man"

[@lukesterification]

That’s not a man...

[@johnwill4560]

@@lukesterification isn't he like 17 , he's a boy

[@justcallmetv7640]

Is your profile pic the German sniper from sniperelite 4?

[@gabefox8967]

Kid: crying hysterically thinking his life is over. One of the cops arresting him: "Duuude it's that nice damascus steel!"

[@PugglesH1]

@Nathaniel Shrock cops have hobbies too

[@hunterreese156]

Kid: “toddler noises”

[@michaelpetras1613]

I wonder what the ancient stuff compared to nowadays Durability I’ve heard the older stuff is sometimes better if it originated from the Middle East in the 600s

[@justforever96]

The only "Damascus" I ever see these days is cheap ass steel with dark markings etched in the blade. I hate to think a cop wouldn't know better. I am still opposed that this one cop in Springfield took my nice CRKT M14 tanto when the girl who was driving the car I was in was arrested and then never gave it back. I couldn't even find out what his name was. Straight theft of property, I wasn't even arrested for anything. And he was a total dick to me.

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

@@michaelpetras1613 They still don't know how the original steel was made.

[@crimsoncadavre3665]

the cop when he's crying :" seriously dude...."

[@408m200]

Why the fuck is he crying the dumbass xD straight moron

[@Gunzee]

He actually paused for a second. Almost as if he'd been caught out. Real pos, stealing but expecting no consequences. Take it like a man or teen

[@bravonana10]

408m200 Let’s be honest with ourselves, you’d cry too if you were about to be arrested and go down for a few years, you’ll never know that feeling so don’t speak on it

[@beauc7992]

Jeffrey Geoff Jefferson do you have something to confess? It's okay to cry, my dude, just don't project your weakness unto others.

[@bravonana10]

Beau C What are you talking about lmfao idiot

[@kaikou1098]

I couldn't understand a single fucking word that kid was trying to say. The closed caption feature didn't even try to translate his wailing except for a few hilarious moments where it said [Music].

[@nicholasholloway8743]

kaikou1098 lol

[@nicholasholloway8743]

kaikou1098 thx this is so much funnier with captions

[@chantz2400]

To my ears!😂

[@JCarlos.556]

He's saying, "waaaaa, wawoowaababii baaabaaawa mommy" hope the translation helps bro

[@peterpettigrew4346]

When they took knife the kid said: "I got that knife off a guy I gave a bj to yesterday".

[@mattnorman8370]

Will somebody please call his mommy. Geez!

[@FtwNil]

Matt Norman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@flippah9101]

Well this mustache is just a pussy magnet :P

[@tyberportoghese6674]

CV mann, lets not judge

[@AlexanderGraveyard]

Some say on this day he is still waiting for his mom to get called

[@idontwaitfor420]

It sounds like he said I'm going to get grounded for 2 weeks. I'm pretty sure you have more problems then being grounded.

[@chckrbordx8]

Kid: "HSHEEBARACAWMAMA." Cop: "Are you serious dude?" Kid: "HHWAHATAYAMEANDAHAAAAAAW"

[@evandouphrate9811]

Truly a hardened criminal

[@yo9835]

Evan Douphrate HAHAHAHHA

[@nuffflavor]

Yes of course..... Kindergarten hardest criminals cry the same way when they are put into the time out corner ! 😆

[@DennisDeSlager]

If I ever stole something I would be more scared of my mom than of the cops.

[@Crankiebox99]

lol same

[@unwillfullyignorant7805]

I mean, I would too, the worst the cops would do is maybe give you a bruise or to when they bump into you, but your mom would beat the crap outa you

[@dragoonshazil]

Dennis De Slager the simple thought of being disowned.

[@IcepickedWalrus]

@@dragoonshazil being disowned isn't too bad tbh

[@mztweety1374]

Then your mom did a damn good job. Also same. And I'm 44. She's tiny but mighty.

[@ForeverTheWar]

God damn that kid crying is so painful and hilarious to watch and listen to.

[@subswithnovideos-nf1ub]

Sleek I agree

[@thedoctorwillseeunow2233]

I feel no pain, he’s crying because he got caught. Not because he feels guilty.

[@darkandedgy1457]

that is what we call cringe sleek

[@ChillingCap]

@@thedoctorwillseeunow2233 im not gonna correct you but he doesnt seem strong enough to commit any crimes himself, like actually if he did stuff so long and didnt get caught within a week i think the police were doping something wrong like actually, hes to pussy to do it himself soemthing seems wrong about that

[@brianking9215]

Right, I was very conflicted

[@1zingero]

He should become a singer. Those pitch changes were amazing.

[@fernandokat8748]

1944: Teenagers cry for their mom after getting mowed down by MG42s and MG34s 2016: NOOOOO, I stole from businesses and am getting arrested

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

Don’t worry. He’ll be performing plenty where he’s going. Unfortunately for him though, it’s just going to be countless encores of “Oh Come, All Ye Faithful.”

[@keegan959]

2020: I know I torched a building and threw bricks at a cop but I was peaceful, this is police brutality

[@1zingero]

@@keegan959 sounds mostly peaceful to me 👍🤡🌎

[@howiedewin3688]

When you hear the kid wimpering, close your eyes and imagine that echoing down the halls of cellblock C after lights out.

[@SKSillSKSill]

Howie Dewin That’s exactly what I was thinking! LoL 😂

[@benjaminbarr8714]

It reminds me of kung pow enter the fist

[@Tusk89]

Dang lol

[@Vgp-rp4iu]

Mmmmm fresh meat lol

[@skeletonwguitar4383]

Please no. Im scured

[@evolvedape2161]

People younger than him died fighting in both world wars.

[@jadenwilhelm1702]

For real

[@pinkablink9488]

For real

[@stevenbacon-cheddar9914]

What they said^

[@young.angry.devildawg]

^What he said that they said

[@Ian-th3po]

For what he just said for what he said for what they said^

[@ActuallyJozu]

He was probably over-indulged as a child and was used to crying getting him out of punishment. Also the reason he kept crying for his mommy. He knew his mommy would defend her little precious hijito.

[@gmjaken]

@@Jbdassassinarmy Bold of you to assume there's a father around.

[@Jbdassassinarmy]

@@gmjaken XD

[@samuelbadger4371]

Jbdassassinarmy yeah, discipline is obviously an issue here

[@jacobdeleon7422]

Her precious tito......mijotito

[@Hoopty91]

@@jacobdeleon7422 lmao! You beat me to it!

[@murrayhough3410]

Earlier he was bragging to friends that he’s a badass cat burglar…then his former friends see vid.

[@andrewmacintosh2287]

I feel bad for the cop that had to drive him to jail. Jesus christ.

[@garethevans9789]

I think they took him to a creche, remember that seen from Elf?

[@name1585]

*scene

[@donovanattano3898]

id drive with ear plugs in my ear if i was the cop driving him to jail -_-

[@donovanattano3898]

@Mark Reed call em plugs down under atleast i do lol

[@danor6812]

Damn, I didn't think of that.

[@AtlasNL]

“Yo, that’s Damascus steel dude!” Officer loves knifes

[@p51mustang24]

No1 knows how to make authentic Damascus steel since centuries ago. You may have missed the joke ...it was very very subtle. Unless there is a brand named damascus steel i havent heard of.

[@vikingbme97]

p51mustang24 there’s knives that replicate the aesthetic of Damascus steel, I actually think I know the shop in old town that sells some.

[@ezekieljoaquine9722]

@TLS9491 no you are wrong Damascus steel has been long lost and we cannot replicate it today. Do some research before you say stupid things

[@ezekieljoaquine9722]

@TLS9491 wrong. There is one type and it's been lost like you said. I don't know about the wootz so I can't comment on that.

[@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492]

Damascus can be made today bottom line

[@LTArtCode]

Kid must be related to that i love you and i miss you girl

[@DonutOperator]

hahahaha

[@DonutOperator]

for those of you wondering what trout is talking about kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHTVn4WCi5qmosU

[@sciwolf359]

Hahahahahahaha huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@Benji-jx8wz]

I love you, and I miss you. HUUUUUUUUU

[@tyberportoghese6674]

CV jesus christ

[@nated4wgy]

Sounds like my seven year old daughter when she's trying to make me feel sorry for her. No tears, just unintelligible whining trying to play the feel sorry for me card. What a child.

[@calijoe1074]

When our toddler first tried that, 22 years ago, I laughed out loud and with great intensity informed her that: “Dadda don’t play that game!” She never went that way with me again. Her Momma was another story.

[@MFJL760]

Bro that was a 2014 Subaru Forester!!! it's irreplaceable. They only made a few that year and she probably knows what she has.

[@deplorableamerican9451]

Nico Flihan 😂😂

[@bass_coast]

Nico Flihan bro that's clearly an Outback

[@MFJL760]

Bass Coast Central let's call it a forestback

[@bass_coast]

Nico Flihan I like that

[@BoostedPastime]

probably had a rare automatic transmission

[@tsrorst2792]

5:50 his voice deepens a good 5 octaves there lmao

[@josephgambino8306]

Holy shit I didn't realize that

[@luvondarox]

I didn't even realize that was him speaking at first. I had to back it up, lol.

[@baylinwilson6438]

luvondarox same

[@agoodballet]

Fuck it hit that mark right when I read this comment!! Hahahah I can’t stop laughing 😆

[@nokiaarabicringtone1418]

Beautiful glissando, very interesting technique, absolutely stunning

[@mbormann6046]

True Gangsta, bad to the bone!!

[@TehBudWhisperer]

The baddest around. No one's messes with him

[@VoidHalo]

That kid musta been making noises like a crazy cat or something, cuz the sound of him screaming and crying really freaked out and confused my cats. They're looking all over the house for the mystery cat now.

[@Midnightrunner.]

Lmaooo

[@bghvid]

I know it's not acceptable today, but this is the moment when someone needs a quick slap to bring him back ...

[@keegan773]

bghvid It is acceptable.

[@shadowdctr]

@@keegan773 Over here we only do it amongst Friends, usualy applied with the sentence: KNOW YOURSELF AGAIN.

[@tictacterminator]

its 100% acceptable where he's going

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Since when has this ever been unacceptable, I've dished out a few of those slaps personally.

[@1badombre82]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@jamesomelia9612]

This dude literally sounds like my 2 year old cousin when he is put in time out

[@minombre8854]

69 like

[@minombre8854]

@Брэндон Нельсон never

[@CherryStudios2]

He's about to be put in a long time out

[@taggersz2395]

This guy made my dogs start howling he's so high pitched.

[@stevemasterson7776]

Oh my God my dog was looking around the house like a puppy was hurt

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

This is why I wear headphones. I have a beagle who thinks he's the shit and howls at every occasion.

[@Litvagopnik]

He low key sounds like Cartman when he’s crying and whining lmao

[@EliGliBli]

omg wtf he does. only different is he's crying at about 5,000 hz

[@Litvagopnik]

@@EliGliBli lmfaooo bro

[@jhonnyjhonjonb2572]

Damn for real he does!

[@nephilimborn]

Lmao ok didn't hear it till I read your comment now thats all I hear

[@FATTYBONGRIPS]

bruh i thought the same thing lmao

[@elijahcarroll7856]

That guy sounded like a toddler lost in a Walmart lol

[@hector1404]

I know toddlers tougher than that kid, he seemed to lose his balls when growing up, lol

[@drnapalm7605]

Ive worked at walmart and lost toddlers dont do this. They're still bouncing around pulling shit off the shelves and having a happy grand time

[@mu0FFpu0FF]

*Sounded like me lost in my basement*

[@Codymdodds]

5:50 When puberty hits you like a truck

[@greenygruettgaming2577]

Cody and 3:30

[@JTorr]

More like when reality hits you!

[@yeetuscleetus3833]

jat0977 both

[@KeojiMaru]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boomerisadog3899]

It just shows how much of how he was acting was just that, an act. I bet his mommy doesn't punish him when he cries like that.

[@brentlabeau]

It was later found, when his mom saw the video she said wrong number.”The girls not my son.”

[@ZKern7]

100% hopes this makes it to his "circle" lmao. I heard him cry for 2 seconds, and I can't do it lol. This is gonna wake him up in the middle of the night for the rest of his life just from the embarrassment lmao!

[@BobQKazoo]

Cop: "What's your name?" Thief: *Unintelligible*

[@allenblevins5878]

Hell! I'm 32 years old and I think I'd be begging them NOT to call my mom.

[@unherolike]

Difference in Generations. My mom would have beat the fuck outta me put me on time out and if I couldn't answer what i did wrong she would beat me a again till i fucking learned the lesson.

[@title1091]

In my 20s I didn't just wreck my mom's car, I totalled it. The only things that might have some value was the back tires. Everyone involved was fine. There I am talking to the cops, holding a purse. The cop asks who owned since it wasn't in my name. I tell them it's my mom's car, they suggest I try and call her. I said hecken nope, she hears about this she will become death the destroyed of my world. I guess the cops precinct forgot to issue a sense of humor and asked if I was actually concerned for my safety. Witness protection for 1 please.

[@jacobhunter4288]

@SeasonedGamer I’m so sorry bro that’s awful ur mom sounds like a horrible person

[@uncleacid6973]

@SeasonedGamer same thing happened to me when her front tire popped on me around a corner. I had my friend call her cause she was yelling so much when I tried I could not explain the situation. I think I might have had a concussion but a minor one. I did not go to the hospital. My back hurt for mounths after.

[@crocadillius6418]

Right? My mom would do much worse than the penal system

[@gonzo6750]

Legends say you can still hear his cries in that alley to this day.

[@cjames3029]

Hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

[@RobotronSage]

lmfaooo!!!

[@felixc.3444]

@@RobotronSage Haunted alley!

[@davesy6969]

"Please use your right to remain silent sir"

[@theredvelvetyfox8814]

If I was that kids parent I would be more ashamed of how he handled himself while getting arrested than the shame I would feel for raising a crook and that's hard to beat

[@peggyhardt7326]

Never, ever leave your keys in your car when you are pumping gas. Take them with you. Put them in your pocket.

[@PALACIO254]

I like to lock the doors when I gas up

[@peterplaysbass]

2:42 "maybe just a kid, wrong place, wrong time" I was that kid once. I pulled off the road in a parking lot of a closed store that happened to have been robbed multiple times recently. I was very surprised to have cops come skidding up and demanding to see my hands. I complied with everything (I was scared!) - rolled down the window, removed the keys from the ignition, dropped the keys in the snow, and kept my hands out the window. This was winter in Minnesota - it was cold. It took several minutes for everything to get sorted out, eventually the officers told me why I was treated with such suspicion and they let me go and told me to have a nice night & drive safe.

[@isaacosgood9759]

Almost same thing with me Cop pulled me over parked my car beside a gas station I pulled out heading twords home got my license like a week ago and had I'm pulling out I see blue lights in the rear view I'm really nervous never being pulled over before The cop walked up beside the car and said Hey where ya heading I say home He says you got anything in the car I say nope then he says can i search it So I say yeah He searches the car finds nothing they call a k9 unit out and search the car Then after 20 minutes They say to me sorry but you parked at a place that is notorious for drug deals in fact we busted 3 people today Needless to say I never went to that gas station again and good thing Because it was robbed 2 days after that at about the time I get off work and get gas So remember folks sometimes those minor inconveniences are actually real blessings I ended up seeing the cop again and thanked him because he prevented me from being robbed And neither of us knew it

[@Thetromboneman09]

I've had it happen to me twice, but never got the full guns drawn treatment. First was me and a few friends on our way home from rolling yards. Decided to stop by our marching band directors house and right on his car windows with window chalk. Some neighbor called the cops on us because of all the recent b&he's in the area. Being that we were 3 blocks from the pd, by the time we were 1/2 mile down the road, we had 3 cop cars and five officers around the car. That took 20-30 mins and a few phone calls to clear up. 2nd time I was on my way home from work and pulled over in a church parking lot cause i had to make several phone calls and possibly had to go somewhere else. While on the phone with my mom a cop pulled up behind me and lit me up. When he got to the window he asked what i was doing and where i was coming from because i matched the description of a vehicle he was chasing down the road I'd just turned off of. He ran my license and let me go. Might have helped that I worked for one of the favorite fast food joints in town, as that once sped up another stop since the officer didnt want me spitting in his food if he found anything negative lol.

[@alextherussian7366]

I read throu all of those comments here and they all seem nice. Shure, you are scare one way or another, but you know that If you follow the officers instructions you will be fine.

[@brentcrude8153]

Cool story, bro.

[@BamaChad-W4CHD]

Back in my day I would be frantically crying and screaming for them to please not call my mom. Facing her would have been way more terrifying than anything the police could say. "please don't call my mom! For the love of God please take me to jail and don't say shhhh to my mom! She will f***** kill me for real"

[@ANZACJugger0]

Im 32 and Id still say the same thing to the cops :D

[@maxcullen3427]

Yes I’d go guilty just don’t call mum she scarier than SWAT Ever could be 👮🏻‍♂️

[@justposi]

RIGHT DUDE Hahahahaha wtf is the matter with teenagers today :D

[@MassShrooms]

Golden😂

[@edwinacoffman6429]

Omg! Same! My mom would kill me even now. I'm 40 and I'm still scared of my ex-army mom

[@easyezzington]

11-41, dispatch we're gunna need you to send a Waaambulance

[@ohbrother3792]

lmao !!!

[@347Jimmy]

This comment deserves more likes

[@Unknownz000]

You know hes spoiled when he's asking for his mom when police caught him. Any human with good strict parents would rather their parents not show up lol

[@benjaminbennyben6170]

Cop: "ooh he has the damascus steel" Me: At least the kid has good taste

[@kaiserwigglesiii2369]

FaZeBooce Grorious Ten Phousand ford Nippon steer European brades shatter in the might of Japan steer

[@danielcurtin7616]

FaZeBooce is it real Damascus or just that laser etched garbage?

[@s4n714g000]

If it was stolen I hope it was the real deal.

[@ZeddicusTheMage]

Daniel Curtin There is no longer "real" damascus. Anything produced modernly is fake.

[@ZeddicusTheMage]

FaZeBooce No, he doesn't. A "damascus" knife like that is typically a low end budget lunk of stainless steel.

[@folkvantol5423]

"Are you serious?"

[@walkingturtle7960]

"Yo that's that Damascus steel dude!"

[@bernardovilera731]

Walking Turtle makes me remember the csgo knives lol

[@fingerfuckinsally]

I was kinda hoping we could see it on the body camera

[@actually_a_circle]

That guy was trolling hard

[@BigShaneGillis]

Knives with Damascus steel are very expensive

[@fuggenell]

I bet his mom has saved him from everything that's ever happened to him and he was probably thinking she'd rescue him from this

[@snownerdnews]

Those were some DAMN straight-faced officers. I don't care how much training and professionality courses I've had, I would have cracked a little at the scene. Danger or not.

[@strings491]

nerdnow I would have burst out laughing.

[@Chaos------]

Straight faced? All the males look disgusted at him

[@dingusrevolver]

Lucky they had a female on-scene to search him.

[@Warrior_Culture]

They did? All I saw were male cops and a badass with badass hair.

[@jmoa5758]

@Anton Zuykov Did you see officer long pink nails video? Lol useless during the gunfight that insued.

[@ssszsjsns4620]

u mean her lmao

[@Kvint-kh12345]

@@jmoa5758 there also was other video where female cop dodged the frakin bullet and was able to call the back up and end the shooter piece of shit in matter of seconds. So depends on person. I would say that chance of having good female cop is still way lower than having good male cop, due to physical and mental differences, but still there are badass female cops out there doing a great job of protecting people.

[@SKSillSKSill]

dingusrevolver LMAO 😂

[@disco5119]

guy starts crying with absolutely no real tears and asks for his mommy that's what my family calls "fake crying"

[@2MuchCoins]

My sister does that really well

[@disco5119]

XD

[@fillelandau3127]

He has tears and he is crying in fear.. hahah .. this is not fake.. what a woozie

[@fpscanada3862]

@@fillelandau3127 good. maybe that will teach him not to be a burglar

[@zsniper_9240]

Thats not fake crying tho

[@RizztrainingOrder]

First time I seen someone absolutely BAWLING their eyes out with zero tears….

[@thetwistedsamurai]

He's crying because he's realizing he's caught and can't escape. And now he's probably going to juvy for a while.

[@faniefrikkie6868]

yeah all of both days

[@TheBonusBlake]

Nah hes going to big boy jail

[@JohnLee-kl4tc]

He's 17 he could be charged as an adult.

[@faniefrikkie6868]

@@JohnLee-kl4tc Should be charged as an adult.

[@johndo7484]

@@faniefrikkie6868 😂

[@roadking99jokerst60]

My wife is wondering why I am turning red, out of breath, on the floor, convulsing with laughter. Dang, my sides hurt.

[@joshuadryer5314]

sounds like my six year old when he gets in trouble lol hahahah

[@irrelevanthero7410]

Something tells me your six year old would throw less of a panic. lol.

[@equiliz9683]

I wouldn't trust you around 6 year olds

[@scrolls6211]

Equiliz I wouldn’t trust you around napkins and lotion.

[@MacroAnarchy]

He’s gonna have a hard time in the tough-guy business, when his future employers see this.

[@82ndAbnVet]

He's 17, probably still in high school. His classmates are going to roast him mercilessly!

[@vg6761]

@@82ndAbnVet He's homeschooled.

[@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp]

"Are you serious dude?" 😂👌

[@hashbrown6347]

*high pitched squeeling* hemememe iwantmymom! whatdidido?! idindunuffin!

[@stephenbutchko3833]

hashbrown how do you feel that your people are severed at McDonald's for a low price?

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Hash, thanks for the translation. I sure can't catch what he , well, what is it he is doing , it is not speech , is it? Oh ,hell, now I'm lost.

[@jondabron5496]

Officer was like ö when he saw the Damascus steel knife

[@brandonsciulli774]

jon dabron dead ass. He’s like whoa bro it’s the Damascus steel!!

[@sacredcobra155]

I love me some Damascus steel

[@typar6431]

Haha, that was my favorite part. He's like okay dumb kid, wow Damascus steel.

[@DYLANJJK94]

Haha good use of making it look like a face, I thought he was going to use that steel info to talk to him to calm him down.

[@saltyark7564]

@Dylan K if the kid replied he might of done that, great way to make conversation to get him to calm down 🤷‍♂️

[@antoniodamobsta]

He was really polite and respectful when they caught him but he also cried like a huge baby.

[@stephiek3811]

Sooooo....... how did he do in the women’s prison?

[@chancehagan9691]

Stephanie molitor lmfao

[@Factory26_]

They attempted to have lesbian chow but couldn’t find her lady parts.

[@liquidbraino]

I'm guessing he didn't get laid.

[@2CBPatekphilipe]

Lmaooo

[@cdc194]

They had to keep him in AdSeg because he kept getting beat up.

[@fyvehdgaming5639]

Kid is crying because its passed his bedtime. 😂😂😂

[@roadking99jokerst60]

You just aren't yourself when you are tired.

[@Blando7887]

What an embarrassing excuse of a boy he’s crying like his first day of preschool

[@fhistleb]

Dude, that female cop looks like she is straight out of the 80's.

[@zombeedegenerate6974]

Oh this kid ain't gonna be able to live this down. Ever. Lol

[@walmars3curity]

Then let’s hope he learned his lesson lol

[@chrisconnolly1168]

Love the female officers hair. Cleanest spot in her patrol car is the roof liner on the drivers side.

[@93X777]

lol

[@haydenpatstone2849]

Chris Connolly looks ugly and unprofessional

[@othodubois6255]

I dig it, throws me back to the 80's lol. Also I don't see how its unprofessional. So long its not an unnatural color or made to look like a damn Naruto character I call fair game.

[@ImGazu]

It looks pretty rad tbh. Not everyone can rock the lightbulb look.

[@toxigenic]

You know what they say, the higher the hair the closer to God.

[@Pilot_Vymysel]

"Dont burgle if you're gonna act like such a little b***h when you're caught." a wise man

[@joshhandley1627]

The cat screams less than that kid.

[@michaelclosson68]

Josh Handley a cat with a studded baseball bat up its ass would scream less than that kid

[@KentuckyRanger]

NOBODY comes between her and her Subaru!!!

[@trenthanson4322]

I like the officer low-key wanting that damascus steel knife

[@p51mustang24]

An authentic damascus steel knife would be tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands, seeing as no1 knows how to make it anymore.

[@ChuckBeefOG]

p51mustang24 That is Japanese urban legend. Damascus is made by forging layers of carbon steel with high nickel steel and acid etching. There was no “super Damascus” that could cut other swords in half like the stories go.

[@habe1717]

Chuck Beef Damascus steel has nothing to do with Japan and he never said anything about the abilities of it.

[@ChuckBeefOG]

AppleJooc Park He’s talking about ancient Japanese sword making. I am aware Damascus is Syrian. Thanks for the input.

[@donoimdono4868]

AppleJooc Park - chuck beef is talking about the "legend" of Demascus steel process being lost to history. it is still made today, but there are legends about the swords made thereof that are just that, legends.

[@patrickbang3037]

the kitten in the end is more emotionally mature than that 17 year old lol

[@german7787]

Everyone gangsta till u get caught

[@ThePursuitofHappiness1988]

*caught

[@FrackingTurtle]

@@ThePursuitofHappiness1988 cot

[@Guccipoooch]

@@FrackingTurtle lmaoooooooo

[@nopespray3724]

Wouldn't be the first thief to cry like a baby when confronted.

[@MichaelWhite-kq2xt]

I am so glad I subscribed to you donut. I have binged watched your videos everyday 😂

[@DonutOperator]

thanks buddy

[@claytonrealist8868]

Me too bud, me too.

[@damo3923]

Donut Operator Honestly you're one of my favorite subbed youtubers, and that's competing with Cow Chop and FrankieOnPC, not an easy feat.

[@antwonstarr]

Me too ... This is good stuff !

[@yuryvendiktov4832]

Michael White help day 35 of watching just donut

[@TheDeity77]

I never heard a guy deadass speak like “cAlL mY mOm”

[@WillaHerrera]

I'm gonna be honest.. I busted up laughing when he was crying lol

[@newyardleysinclair9960]

Willa Herrera who didnt? lol

[@Docprepper]

“Yooo that’s that Damascus steel” 😂

[@GetSkittled]

I read what you said as he said it lmao

[@jamesw9933]

@@GetSkittled same 😵

[@brenryan1]

Well we know who'll be the bottom of the Tyrone sandwich in the big house

[@kaiserwigglesiii2369]

Hendrik Witbooi My fucking sides

[@SpazzMatticusTheGreat]

Hendrik Witbooi Jesus fucking Christ.

[@spiritus6491]

Sometimes he just sounds like Mario falling

[@lionfilmproductions7965]

Good thing there was a female officer who hopefully had some diapers on hand.

[@chrishelms1967]

Wow he is gonna get passed around for moon pies

[@P.B.Theriver]

Mom will bail him out faster than you can say tossed salad.

[@evanbohn]

he IS the moon pie

[@billnoller4345]

Chris Helms honeybuns. Lmao

[@eziokill9112]

Especially because he lives here in New Mexico

[@donoimdono4868]

Chris Helms - 2 moon pies that will never be eaten. they will simply be passed back and forth.

Ah imagine the shit this dude caught when his peers saw this.

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Gabe, he is peerless, like the faucet. Lol.

@@roadking99jokerst60 Lol good one mate.

[@nickelbackburnit]

“You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it”

[@lesflynn4455]

He reminds me of the 3 year old I just saw stamping and wailing in the supermarket when mum refused to buy her m&m's.

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

Kids these days lack vitamin N (The word "no")

[@Genrebenders]

He will last about two seconds in jail but when he gets out he’s gonna act so hard lol

[@RandomYouTubeGuy87]

This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen😂

[@EpicEvilMonster12]

That kid is having a freaking panic attack don't do crimes if you're this much of a nervous wreck

[@rachelmoore1974]

I seriously kept expecting him to demand a safe space

[@isaacg7553]

Don’t commit crimes if u don’t want the consequences, literally “don’t do the crime if u won’t do the time”

[@snapeywsk3912]

So if let's say I'm willing to "do the time" then it's okay for me to commit a crime?

[@AngelMartinez-hv6fj]

@@snapeywsk3912 You would personally be okay with it, wouldn't be okay in general though

[@Chris13420]

So no ones gonna talk about how dope that female officers hair is???

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Right! But then she asks the tough question of the fool. "How do you spell your first name?"

[@Rhino-ep6of]

It's like Vegeta from Dragonball Z

[@boulderbob7425]

That is a great cut! 😍

[@adamclark9253]

Looks like a rooster

[@austiningram7657]

Looks goth as hell I love it

[@yougoof4456]

I live in Albuquerque New Mexico and I knew this kid, always acted hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tommyodonovan3883]

You gotta be kidding me.

[@RowanRJ73]

True colors

[@andrzej6286]

That's fucking awesome

[@AdamBorseti]

Haha! What a tool.....

[@n0ctvrnl]

I've lived in Albuquerque for quite some time and I heard about this, went to Old Town the following weekend lmao

[@reb363]

Kid crying for his mother: Please call my mom, she's my Fence and will get me out.

[@mariahmakinen6887]

Imagine the amount of crying he did on his way to jail. If I were this kid's mom I'd be embarrassed af.

[@johnman8647]

They are professional a.f.! I would've been laughing my a$$ off.

[@dubiousn00b24]

Just after the camera cop goes "are you serious dude?" I expected the arresting officer to lose it, but stone face.

[@RenzDavis]

kid: call my mom! kids mom: out ya damn mind?! what did you do?!?! where's ma belt!!

[@aaronstorey9712]

The big leather one with the metal buckle

[@largeautomobile]

if he's asking for his mom rather than begging the cops not to call his parents you knOw his mom is the type that lets her little boy get away with anything. he thinks she's gonna show up and make everything better. he's never had a finger laid on him in his life

[@YaboySyx]

I would of been more scared of what my mom would do over the police

[@christiaanbruin4989]

I guess its pretty safe to say he regretted his actions

[@linklgas1691]

*why would he want to call his mom while he's getting arrested.*

[@Snubrevolver]

Linklgas So she can come over and stream a video of her screaming at the officers for their racism and brutality.

[@thatcoolnerd955]

Well, it would be the other way around if he was Asian

[@drhacknslashzombietimelord6768]

@@Snubrevolver The very few times I've seen a Hispanic kid's mom get involved when their child was arrested for theft, or picking their child up from the police station after getting arrested for theft, one of the officers in close proximity would have to step in to protect the child from the mother, who is mad their child for breaking the law. From what I have observed, Hispanic women love their children, and will have no problem whooping their ass when they do stupid stuff like this.

[@slip8293]

I think he was using the ancient battle tactic of annoying your enemies so much they just give up and leave you alone.

[@gunmnky]

When you try the "din do nuffin" routine but you're too hysterical.

[@fire3608]

DMTBKA

[@Transformers2Fan1]

"do you guys wanna see my new cat?" HELL YEAH I WANNA SEE THE SCREAMING FUR BABY 🥺