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[@tcs007]

If there's anything Failarmy has taught me is electric scooters and rope swings are 2 things I want to stay far, far away from.

[@patrickfreeman205]

And stairs.

[@WackadoodleMalarkey]

.. people in general

[@adipsous]

When I was a kid I did a rope swing into a river. The rope wrapped up under my armpit as I let go. You wouldn't believe how badly - and for how many days - that rope burn hurt.

[@robertfarrow5853]

And Americans....after bubble wrapping and driving their kids everywhere, they've got no life skills or sense of danger. My grandson age 9 rides his bike to school with all the other local kids scooting and walking. Few adults around for the younger kids keeping an eye, that's it. In small town UK?

[@GorGob]

And all ladders!

[@DiaryOfaCell]

0:45 “I myself have donated several balls on this hole.” Bruh 🤦‍♂️😆

[@Bmax86]

metoo

[@Venom-nk8nd]

​@@Bmax86nice to see you here again

[@nikpassmark6465]

You wanna hear something wild? That was me filming. And it’s true, several of my balls have gone in the water there🥲

[@LauraS1]

11:55 That wasn't a fail, that was a rather spectacular win and excellent driving by the truck driver.

[@donniev8181]

Front right suspension sure did fail!

[@LauraS1]

@@donniev8181 True but man, look at what the driver achieved. He jumped a SEMI tractor cab like it was the General Lee. Gotta admire the skill.

[@rapheAltoid77]

​@@donniev8181huh. It's almost like that type of vehicle isn't designed to take that kind of impact. Weird. 😜

[@RayRhino1]

as a 30 year truck driving veteran, that was fuxkin amazing ! No fail at all, I Watched it a few times

[@PrivateIdaho24-7-52]

Imagine the epic level of failure and the body count if that stunt had gone sideways.

[@lukedean1769]

The kid with the pan fire at 22:02 kept a cool head. The sister would've burned the house down lmao

[@charles2521]

Wtf they were cooking?

[@screaminghorse8818]

@@charles2521fire.

[@scrappydoo7887]

Yea as soon as they said water I was like erm...nope.

[@minanes6549]

​@@screaminghorse8818LOL!😂

[@icarusbinns3156]

At least he had the idea to smother it! But… use a metal lid, not a glass one

[@DarkenedSpell]

You DON'T throw WATER in a burning pot. Kid was much smarter, he did the right thing by covering the pot.

[@kenwittlief255]

not that smart, you dont deep fry food in oil in a pan on a gas stove

[@BradPlaysEverything]

​@kenwittlief255 that's not a gas stove... Kid was pretty smart and calm

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again ❤

[@nicktrue7915]

You know censorship is on a whole new level when they blur a cigarette hanging out of someone's mouth.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

😆

[@fermleegrasspit2187]

Sad time to be alive.

[@rafetizer]

Ad revenue is kinda vital to youtube

[@MajorasWrath1]

​@@fermleegrasspit2187isn't this what you want? Capitalism? This is capitalism.

[@Bloink]

@@MajorasWrath1 Thanks for the cringe.

[@Bmax86]

It's great for me to see this video, today will be a happy day for everyone

[@Bmax86]

NICE

[@cashman1971]

nice

[@AraceliDanger]

Your positivity is felt and appreciated. Thanks for being uplifting!

[@festnotfirst]

15:07 “Look it up, I’m with UPS” petty thief 🤣🤣

[@andrewwhite1305]

That big rig jump was freakin impressive!

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@chaosreign7851]

That tractor trailer jump was amazing.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@kimmyb908]

I agree !!

[@kimmyb908]

I agree !

[@kimmyb908]

I agree

[@kimmyb908]

For get it

[@diederiktl]

That is the most Minnesotan thing ever, tubing and then getting hit in the face with a big ol’fish😂😂

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

Her laughter at 01:50 is just SO hilarious 😂

[@pigvomit4730]

How was 11:55 a fail? That was 100% success and excellence.

[@Bmax86]

NICE

[@cashman1971]

nice

[@cor315]

It's nice to see people asking if they're alright in a lot of these videos.

[@charles2521]

17:34 *Someone die* - EPIC!!!

[@Cali_Lisa]

Then they laugh...

[@rebarbadora]

That's being an adult

[@capn_ron]

most of the people they ask are unconscious though.

[@laura749]

Shouldn't that be considered as normal?!

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

Little correction for y'all there-- Puerto Rico isn't a US State, it's a Territory (as is the US Virgin Islands, Guam, Samoa, and the Northern Marianas).

[@mam362]

Way to miss the forest for the trees.....

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

@@mam362 Context matters, and as it applies to the video title where it says "From all 50 States", yet there was the additional aforementioned Territory in it lol.

[@MrWolfSnack]

It's a unincorporated territory. Also nobody cares. When you type out bullshit like that it makes you look like a overly pretentious douchebag with ego issues and little to no life at home that makes you feel like you have to prove what little self worth you have in online comments that will be pissed into the void and never seen again. @@DJTheMetalheadMercenary

[@shamanbeartwo3819]

Well, if we are having a geography class Samoa is not a territory but an independent nation. You must be thinking of American Samoa which is a U.S. territory. And D.C. is not a state, either.

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

@@shamanbeartwo3819 Yes and correct.

[@Vinny200]

15:41 was some Final Destination shizz haha

[@deacondavidviscount7579]

22:10....water?? sure, only if you want to spread the fire to all over your counter and onto the top of your stove. He did the right thing...a cover is the best solution. Water will result in a disaster fire!!

[@freesky9418]

Exactly

[@JesseDylanMusic]

I don’t think they can hear you.

[@Venom-nk8nd]

​@@JesseDylanMusicBut you can And you can follow his advice if this happens to you☺️

[@OptimiSkeptic]

So, I'm watching the house in Montana get taken downstream and sitting here in New Mexico going, "That's sad, but I wish we had water..." Then just two and 1/2 minutes later, we get a dingus an Albuquerque using a truck for a boat. Never mind. We're not responsible enough to have water.

[@jeepliving1]

🤣

[@DennisMoore664]

There's always some pendejo ruining it for the rest of us.

[@failsclass]

That's right and very happy

[@Bmax86]

I have a question?

[@andrepittsentertainment7929]

Fail Army is hilarious 😂🤣😄😅😀☺😎🙂

[@iamcaboose1]

man cuts down tree Tree: YOUR BLOODLINE ENDS HERE

[@LHyoutube]

16:06 - Oh great, now their kid will never get born! 😂

[@TurdBugler]

So KZbin allows showing people getting seriously injured but you have to blur out a cigarette?

[@Rondo2ooo]

...and bleep words that anyway everybody knows. That's how hypocrisy works.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@JesusMySaviour1717]

12:25 the axe thrower is a genius 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@tsunyu46]

I'm absolutely impressed by the America's scenery and its diverse nature😍

[@auxmobile]

That leak in the boiler room was real painful...

[@PolineChan]

Cigarette pack clap got me laughing

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@cashman1971]

nice to see you here again

[@casdragon_5939]

y'all should do a whole hour video about Florida, we know you have the footage lol

[@Bmax86]

haha

[@thomaskonradyjr1142]

You could do one with CCTV footage in Florida! You'd see me! Walking my 6'6" self into a gas station, and having the door closer knock me out! Lovely...

[@cashman1971]

haha

[@BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork]

This channel is the mood lifter we didn’t know we needed but are grateful we have! 💖

[@domundtgregor6683]

I absolutely lost it with the kid from Illinois (7:51-8:01) !!! watched it 10 times in a row 😂😂😂😂😂 💯 for the backflip into the lake 💯 PS -10 points for these ugly Crocs

[@adamb89]

22:55 I can honestly say "And that's how I got kicked in the balls by a horse" is not how I ever expected a story to end that started with "So it was a bright sunny day at the beach..."

[@bookfaerie23]

Pretty sure you're supposed to leave the wild horses alone. I'm with the horse on that one.

[@Lewtable]

@@bookfaerie23 Nor should you ever stand behind a horse. 😅

[@Adam-M-]

Yeah, Assateague Island is pretty clear about keeping your distance from the horses.

[@cuttlefishagain]

@@Adam-M- the speedo makes me think the guy was a tourist from europe or something lol. as in, might not know the rules like the Marylanders do haha

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

That tree falling got dude in the balls pretty good. That had to hurt. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@jovanyserrano7700]

Bro i think there’s probably splinters stuck in his nuts

[@1jidion]

ive been saying oof

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Crushed "nuts"...

[@JeresCorner]

The guy who was walking on the posts got it worse though 😅

[@myself342]

that might be even cracked or fractured pelvis + bonus a severe back pain

[@billolsen4360]

16:16 Peter Griffin on his motorcycle in Rhode Island

[@t.a.k.palfrey3882]

Fail Army clearly demonstrates that any sort of athletic maneuver should be avoided by people who appear to be taller lying down than they would be standing up. 😂

[@HadToChangeMyName_YoutubeSucks]

17:49 -- That truck has a towing hitch and decides to tie the tow line to the tailgate? That's the first clue as to why no one is in the car, he put 0 thoughts into completing that mission.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@MrWolfSnack]

Buying a tow dolly is less than $200. Renting less than $50.

[@poopmcgee3826]

i hope michael hansen got that raise from ups i've been hearing about in the news

[@rafetizer]

Lmao

[@JL-ym1jo]

its just double painful thinking about none of the people who got hurt have health insurance 😅

[@canaisyoung3601]

Because they probably voted against it. Or they don't have the jobs that would pay for such frivolities.

[@asyraffahmad8307]

Video starts with Florida Man, immediately i know this gonna be a one hell of good time. 😂

[@thedavidprobbins]

I was really feeling the guy mowing his yard in the rain. I once started mowing and a freak storm came up and I was in a mood and I just kept mowing. 😂😢😅

[@jbranche8024]

Pretty sure it was a rather be outside in the rain mowing the lawn then listen to the wife go on about something for an hour.

[@tranz2deep]

Honestly? Knowing how wet grass can jam up a mower, I was impressed he could keep going.

[@gen157]

I'd either just be getting started or almost done and it starts pouring. Nah, I wanted to mow the grass, this rain ain't stopping me. Nothing bugs me more than leaving a task I wanted to do unfinished. Cause then I gotta look at it. Also some weeks I don't even have the chance to cut the grass, so it either gets cut right then or it doesn't get touched for several weeks.

[@thedavidprobbins]

@@jbranche8024 😂😂😂

[@pingerfrints6716]

My mother buy a new slipper to me and I threw my slipper on the mower and it's being cut into two😂.My father was angry to me.😂

[@ronlucock3702]

6:34. At least the Stop sign worked.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@pacificrules]

The first one had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... wood knocking on wood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-zd5ih5os5w]

I just finished watching your video, and I must say, it was absolutely mesmerizing.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@RomNYC]

Can't spell Louisiana, and thinks PR is one of the 50 states. Well done Fail Army, you live up to your name 😂

[@nsu2112]

Don't forget D.C.'s not a state either.

[@bbqchicken8681]

"do you like guacamole?" famous last words

[@rafetizer]

The mashup of random nonsense is hilariously perfect

[@bamsefunXD1234567890]

Just the packaging in that car was worth more than the car itself, incredible

[@smileybyronbay]

I like imagining this is just 1 guy and his wife having their normal day.

[@DuxbergMW3]

5:40 that was a SNAP....btoken leg for sure

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

I think it may have just been a SLAP.

[@maolcogi]

Totally slap not snap.

[@jacklow9611]

When the girl trying to do the handstand fell and hit her leg on the sidewalk, I felt that! I'm sure that really hurt. I hope nothing got broken.

[@briannasevenhuysen5566]

It honestly sounded like it broke. That was brutal.

[@kevinfitzpatrick5949]

​@briannasevenhuysen5566 Yeah that noise when she hit

[@jocelynmartin1572]

A broken thigh can be fatal, or end up shorter than the other leg. Not funny.

[@FreelancerFreak]

As a medical professional I can tell you it was broke

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

@@jocelynmartin1572 ONLY fatal if it nicks the femural artery... which is a fairly low level risk. It IS still important that she not move (or get moved around) any more than absolutely necessary before assessment and (if needed) the leg immobilized and taken to E.R. for appropriate treatment. As to "shorter", there are treatments for that, too. They're painful (involving breaking the bone and "stretching" by a traction device, the last I looked) and expensive, but it's certainly not necessarily a permanent issue. It'll depend on how much shorter (mm versus cm, essentially) and the over-all risk versus reward as assessed when they get this fracture or series of fractures treated. The femur is THE strongest and most durable single bone in human anatomy, AND the human body's ability to heal and recover are pretty amazing, so treat first... then worry about reconstructions or whatever in the case the leg's shorter enough to throw her back out or put her under needless strain. ;o)

[@chanpenutawan895]

*Absolutely amazed how cool everyone in the helicopter reacted to it crashing. Also props to the pilot for handling it that well!*

[@erintyres3609]

14:02 He is the biggest optimist I have ever seen. I could never be so lucky!

[@thedonsz9186]

I feel so sorry for those people who lost their house in Montana. Can't imagine what that would be like

[@RealGengarTV]

That's no fail, that's a minor tragedy ☹️

[@thedonsz9186]

@@RealGengarTV for real

[@nathanmcleay1791]

umm probably cold cause they don’t got a house

[@matthewcrockett5172]

Blessing for insurance money

[@marcushenness6437]

Yeah, I saw that and was like I can't imagine my house getting destroyed like that. Heartbreaking.

[@Maxy_9090]

Omg did that girl break her leg or hip falling off his shoulders onto the cement, sounded so loud!!

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@mermaid2014]

10:39 If those are mosquitoes, I'm not going outside without a full hazmat suit.

[@user-mz7pq7vu7w]

I've sent this to all my friends - they owe me big time for this gem!

[@dfrelek]

laugh at 1:42 is just hillarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@fp9623]

It's like the female version of Shaq laughing at Charles Barkley

[@dfrelek]

it's like 🧽🧽🧽🧽 -> 🦅🦅🦅🦅-> 🚆🚆🚆🚆

[@HildagardeGaming]

0:10 That explains so much about the state.

[@user-gr9bn5do6e]

I love how these fails of the week never fail to make me laugh

[@hughjaanus6680]

Except that wasn't a "Fail of the week".

[@ImpalaSuperSport]

I can’t believe a person filming someone in distress actually asking that person if they need any help! You don’t see that everyday.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@ImpalaSuperSport]

@@Bmax86 thank you!

[@staticbuilds7613]

1:33 yelling stop at several tonnes always works

[@ORflycaster]

I saw that video several months ago, and it caused me instant grief back then too.

[@ninjacat2022]

*times 🤓

[@staticbuilds7613]

@@ninjacat2022 tonnes, as in the weight of the train

[@ninjacat2022]

@@staticbuilds7613 i read the comment wrong, mb

[@ninjacat2022]

my dad works at the place this happened lol. hes the guy yelling stop

[@relampago5362]

jeepers... Many of these fails could have easily been lethal... it is a miracle some of these people are alive.

[@kenwittlief255]

some of them were, that silo falling on the backhoe looked fatal

[@0118uhauha]

One moment of inattention , several years of inactivity. This was on a big plate in a Danish workshop with big machines. "Et øjebliks uopmærksomhed , flere års uvirksomhed" Strangely enough the worst accidents in workshops happen to the most experienced workers , saying "I could control this machine blindfolded" . Once the machine got your finger , it doesn't let go. It will pull out the tendon up to the elbow.

[@johannesmitkos3572]

The fact that many bystanders or people filming often even don't acknowledge the danger in these situations and be like "ahhh" or "ohhhh" is nuts. God bless you America.

[@Biomass1]

The semi tractor jumping the ramp into a near perfect parallel park....best thing ever.

[@Maxy_9090]

That guy on the skidoo was hilarious 😂 he said whoo hoo and got knocked off so quick lmao!! The guy juggling 😂😂 omgawsh he thought someone appreciated and liked his juggling so he turns arnd to thank the person and theres a dude packing his cigarettes lol

[@bloodgulchpatrick]

0:04 Florida trees be like: "meoow 😺"

[@user-kc4ut2ul1q]

My face hurts from smiling so much!

[@danielgilek4664]

It always makes me laugh when two seconds after somebody wipes out (and probably hasn't even had a chance to register it yet) the camera person is asking "Are you alright??? Ha! Ha! Ha!" => DO I LOOK ALRIGHT!!! < ==== LOL!

[@nataliefalk4233]

As a wisconsinite, seeing the Wisconsin fails made me absolutely die laughing. Keep it up failarmy!!

[@arkadiuszkisza]

You are american?

[@RiverBottomBoys.]

Tell your folks I says hi, will ya?

[@nataliefalk4233]

@@arkadiuszkisza Yep, born and raised

[@arkadiuszkisza]

@@nataliefalk4233 i love American women

[@blakeyeo8367]

Everything is hilarious when you're drunk...

[@Kat-tr2ig]

9:25 I've never seen a defeated looking machine before, until now

[@sirenknight8007]

Transformers: Revenge of the Rust (Or Technician)

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@_NewtonMeter]

That last Nebraska one was a win

[@Wyvrex]

bystander at 1:32: whoa, stop, STOP. Me, a train: Okay, I guess ill just stop?

[@hondacivic-uo8ne]

3:53 didn’t know horses could have understeer 😂

[@mohmoony3918]

Just needs a front alignment.

[@crazy86753]

2:03 I laughed a bit too hard at this one. I will admit though his tricks were nice.

[@bigredc222]

Some of those were hard to watch. Good video.

[@CRAZY_ali13]

😅😅😅 laughter is the best medicine ... love you all ❤❤❤

[@leahxrose_edits]

1:34 I love how he yells stop like he would have the time to stop or even hear him lol

[@MixBento-FailsofTheWeek]

I'm saving this video for whenever I need a pick-me-up. Instant mood booster!

[@karnavarra]

😮

[@karnavarra]

🤔

[@karnavarra]

🚑

[@jaydeebow6431]

The fact that anyone don't know enough to realize one needs the strength to hold their own weight in order to swing from a rope...LOL 😂

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

More than your own weight because there's acceleration at work too!

[@loganlove7638]

The fishing one from Illinois is funny asl😂

[@JakeKilka]

15:47 Always carry your dog tags, because they might need your dog tags, because you carry your dog tags

[@adipsous]

Nicely observed👍

[@zachary9009]

That truck jump may have been the most badass thing I've ever seen. Fuck yeah!

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Epic!!!

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@thomaskonradyjr1142]

The car in the brick wall, that makes the wall collapse later: A Lil' 2 for 1 fails😂

[@niles8102]

White guys + golf carts = comedy gold.

[@akrobatapobyku]

17:35 how can you say this is epic when a guy could be already dead at this point

[@darrellgrant7615]

The cab was still intact. They were fine

[@albertdalton9644]

11:56 That wasn't a fail, that was pure awesomeness.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@cashman1971]

nice to see here again

[@bettycaudill3299]

The semi that did air time was awesome and the people that slipped and hit their head was brutal.

[@NGReporter]

this was one heck of a compilation.

[@LuIsSaNcHeZ510]

How the in the hell is that Nebraska semi truck jump a fail. That shit was patriotic

[@gmmakesmehurl]

Whoever runs failarmy are the true idiots.

[@kurtkaster5666]

1:34 I was shocked to see the front of that train get crushed like a pop can. I thought there would be something solid in there, or explode when it got popped.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@Wailwulf]

The centerpiece is actually hinged like a door to allow maintenance and cleaning inside the engine. Now it is suppose to swing outward, not in, but the crane had other ideas for it. Do a Google Image search for _norfolk and western 475 centered headlight_ to see what I mean

[@calmerselfambientmusic]

Great ones! Many looked so painful too 😊💚

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@Tularis]

Americans be acting like they got free health care...

[@edwardortizjr.9802]

This was a very funny 😂 video. Thanks from Southern California ❤🎉❤

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@a.c.m.e.ink.4568]

11:54 How's that a fail? It was epic ! 🤔🚚💨

[@kenwittlief255]

the front tires blew out, and it spun out of control in the street going about 100mph

[@CARLCGP]

Hubiera sido más épico....... Si hubiera sido un Monster Truck. Aunque el aterrizaje fue PERFECTO. 😈👌😂😂😂

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@katecardinale8881]

Those Missouri ones are pretty on point. I would know I live there. 😅

[@andreaspreuner8281]

7:07 Granddad seems like being a cool guy.

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again ❤

[@strix.1]

Well Florida never disappoints! And from watching so many of these vids, three things...1) 🤿VR headsets are totally dangerous; 2) 🪨💦If you are not sure about a rope swing, best to not try it; 3) 🪓Axe throwing is a wrongful death lawsuit waiting to happen! 😂

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again 😃

[@Axzle_MC]

I love this country 🤣

[@michaelespeland]

There really ain't much to love, if you ask me

[@MajorasWrath1]

Why?

[@AlenAlic]

Murica 🇺🇸

[@adipsous]

It's easy to love folly in a child.

[@JustsomerandomnNebraskan11]

Never a dull day in the best state.

[@MattJasa]

17:04 Hurts to see an instrument fall on the floor. Solid electrics are normally pretty durable, they're not hollow like the acoustic guitar.

[@kenwittlief255]

yeah, no the finish is ruined, or the wood is cracked dont carry a real Fender around in anything but a hard shell case

[@Bmax86]

Nice to see you here again

[@PyroIsBack]

18:24 *SCREAMS* That must be the weirdest screams i ever heard

[@wmxxvq]

What was it tho

[@saraparker184]

looks like a fat squirrel 🐿️

[@user-ru6ln9er4g]

The person in the truck running over the bollard at the drive-thru will be super fried

[@kathleenchaffin2591]

Gymnast on paddleboard was awesome!

[@jonathantorresgonzalez3415]

I'm glad they included Puerto Rico 🇵🇷. Cuz that's where I'm from.😎😎😎