Dumbest FAILS #83 | STUPID PEOPLE POSTS and STUPID QUESTIONS | TOP 30 FUNNY FAILS | Alonzo Lerone

[@mildredwhite9710]

“Popeyes or KFC, those are the only three restaurants “ 👁👄👁 okay Alonzo 😂😂♥️

[@therealericaraquel]

I was just about to comment about that 😂

[@nymblake3978]

He's been doing dumbest fails too long 🤣

[@thejennadeblin]

Ya beat me to it... xDD

[@EmunahFL]

😂😂

[@ChickenPermission617]

He did his best 🤣

[@PubsDown]

Yo. I'm straight shocked no one in this comment section said anything about this. Lucky Charms was completely accurate. There's been ONE unicorn marshmallow type in the box. Now there's 4. That means there are 3 new unicorns

[@bellas14u]

I was looking to see if anyone mentioned it before i went to comment it. Thank you for beating me to it!

[@PubsDown]

@@bellas14u we win the comment section

[@bellas14u]

@@PubsDown and the real MVP is doctor doom! 😂😂

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

I was going to say that! Thank you!

[@heonierose]

Please I knew that right away and was questioning my entire life like I was wrong the entire time 😭

[@vanesaD1421]

anyone: "where do all the socks go?" HP-fans: "Master have given dobby a sock, Dobby is a free" 😂😂

[@ttblaq9058]

Lol my mom and I just watched the first 3 last Saturday

[@patrickstar7819]

I watched it yesterday and I’ll watch it again.

[@zburton9636]

Same lmao

[@sharmarlafoster475]

Yep same

[@the_ali_a]

Ohh thank god. I thought I was loosing it

[@CJ-xf1in]

I knew this was the same video lmaoooooo

[@chuckstevens4985]

@@the_ali_a *losing

[@anakelly76512]

There's a secret portal in dryers. A mischievous, prankster elf comes through and takes only 1 sock. They love teasing humans and making them weird out about 2 socks in, 1 sock out.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

I choose to believe that they go to Sakaar when they are in the laundry. Because there are portals to Sakaar in washing machines. 😂

[@motherfreedom5979]

Actually there really is a spot they slip into lol. My husband had to take apart and fix our dryer and we found all our socks lol

[@alexissudik1411]

"Popeyes and KFC are the only 3 restaurants that don't care about spelling or grammar." Made me laugh. Either way, hilarious as always ❤️❤️

[@heathermiller6046]

I caught that too! lmao 😂

[@TattedSapioSexual]

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that

[@alexissudik1411]

I scrolled through the comments and didn't see anyone else mention it so I replayed it to make sure I heard it right lol

[@TattedSapioSexual]

Lol I did the same thing. Then I scrolled through the comments to make sure someone else caught it.

[@ladydtg]

Tht statement hurts physically. But I'm glad tht I wasn't the only one who heard it🤣

[@heathermiller6046]

“I almost had a little seizure reading this, okay?” lmao 😄

[@acupoftae4856]

“Popeyes or KFC. Those are the top three restaurants-” THREE?!

[@ms.quinzel3491]

Oh thank god, so I did watch this yesterday and it wasn’t just a dream. -insert Twilight zone music;

[@thelonewolf7443]

You too huh? Also, I love you Ms. Harleen Frances Quinzel 😊

[@baller9real]

Omg, I was hoping I wasn't the only one!

[@ms.quinzel3491]

@@thelonewolf7443 I mean I know I sleep with the tube on but jeez! Haha! Awe you’re such a cutie! I love ya too!♦️

[@TreeFreak]

Right?!

[@cicilove9496]

That is what I am trying to figure out; Alonzo got me pumped for nothing 🤣

[@itsmevita]

omg Jack's tweet is showing up in this video is just a whole new level to me 🤣

[@janellegamboa7056]

@@kaiylaferguson7124 love em to but no

[@kailey3481]

HE DID JACK AVERY’S TWEET IM CRYING

[@kayastewart6193]

I cantttt omg jack

[@Psycheee5]

JACK IS LITERALLY SO FUNNY I CANT

[@Ramsey276one]

69 likes confirmed XD

[@ayexapril]

Same!!!

[@jeremyborder6794]

Dumbest Fails is why I started watching you a couple years ago

[@janetaltamirano4145]

Me too.

[@ELmayberry]

same

[@khaotictrash]

Same, my first Alonzo videos were Dumbest Fails and the Yahoo questions 😂😂

[@Rose-up8io]

"Bitch you got 2 hours to pack you shit and leave my house" I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD LMAOOOO

[@maiandalli4413]

Jack is from a boyband or as they like to call it man band they are musicians and they are really good you should really react to them in a video

[@eternallyhyukas]

poor Jack tweets something about being nice and then gets roasted in this youtube video 😔💔

[@iluvb4mbi]

Yes why don’t we is good

[@absolutelytrinity]

Just started and I’m already crying of laughter at the beginning clip. 😭😭

[@jammycoleman2745]

“Y’all tryna kill me” 🤣🤣 I’m crying Alonzo

[@sharmarlafoster475]

“I almost saw the lord”

[@savannahjenae]

BRUHHH IM DYING HE DID JACK TWEET-

[@makenziegreer3056]

ME TOOOOOO

[@eternallyhyukas]

i’m crying

[@jordancruz11]

Same XD

[@justt_al3xa]

NO CAUSE FR

[@gracer1486]

I can’t find the tweet 👀 but i got so excited when i saw that haha

[@kishagreen4578]

Didn't we just see this video yesterday. I guess Alonzo is in the twilight zone.😂

[@Sincerely_Lynzie]

I was wondering that too. 🤣

[@Jay-D92]

@@Sincerely_Lynzie I got the notification but by the time I tried watching it, he deleted the video.

[@Sincerely_Lynzie]

@@Jay-D92 Ahh, okay. So it was an oops..🤣

[@roohellenthal6302]

when lucky charms came out with unicorns they only added 3 bc they already had the 4th unicorn in the cereal 😂

[@gabbik1920]

Lol yes 😂😂😂 The Lucky Charms thing was valid

[@roohellenthal6302]

@@gabbik1920 XD

[@ArcofCarona]

Speaking of lucky charms, does anyone else remember when the hourglass marshmallow was originally a pot of gold?

[@roohellenthal6302]

@@ArcofCarona Omg YES but everyone I ask keeps saying they don’t remember

[@cutypiecake]

"1 last wish to see ur bob then i take off life support" im screaminggg😂😂😂

[@ELmayberry]

💀

[@lindaclouse460]

It’s no longer a kitty. imma say my bobcat lol

[@nicolerm]

In that Dollar Tree clip at the beginning - the "ev" at the beginning of "EVerything..." fell off, so, yes, there are some letters missing.

[@jaqjynx]

‘They shortened me by about 5 inches’ 😂 that killed me

[@DoctorWhoKage]

That whole story just made me laugh so hard...😂

[@MidnightGuardian4971]

Missing socks just turn into those extra tupperware lids you don't even know where they came from and then missing tupperware lids turn into matchless socks. It's inevitable, just accept that you're going to have an abundance of both 😂

[@magi_cait]

YOU FIGURED IT OUT

[@celestialpassion]

What about the hair ties that always go missing? That is the mystery we all need solved.

[@MidnightGuardian4971]

@@celestialpassion oh those are just a lost cause really, I gave up on trying to keep track of those LOL. I lose mine to two things: some kind of hidden portal to Narnia, and my cat who thinks they're fun to play with. They don't turn into anything they just go straight up missing so expect to never see them again.

[@lararichardson4213]

@@MidnightGuardian4971 the hair ties are probably under to stove. Found 7 under my moms stove one time. That and the fridge. Damn cats lol

[@jordynr2890]

HE READ JACKS TWEET IM DEAD😂💀

[@ItsTheMrJ]

10:49 List of misspellings of Bon Appétit I've heard 1. Bone Apple Tea 2. Bone Smack The Teeth 3. Bone Ape Tit 4. Box Up The Queef 5. Bong Asshole Queef 6. Boing Application 7. Boney African Feet 8. Bone App The Teeth 9. Bone Cap It Tweet 10. Scone App The Beef 11. Blind Refugees 12. Bong Asshole Sneeze 13. Boat At The Beach 14. Boneless Feet 15. Blonde Amputee 16. Bonerpetite 17. Phone Apple Jeans 18. Bosnia Apathy 19. Osteoporosis (idk how) 20. Chrohn's Manatee 21. Bone Ape Elite 22. Bone Queef The Teeth 23. Clown Smack The Tree 24. John Ate The Queen 25. Bob ate the meat

[@katherineklassen8297]

Clown smack the tree is awesome and funny

[@GeeCaponeex]

Lmaoo 😂😂

[@candylandfairies]

Alonzo: "from another country" asker: lives in texas*

[@theindigollama]

Texas may as well be another country.

[@nuson4]

usa is definitely not canada

[@doctorskittles16]

As someone thats from texas (no longer live there) they think they are their own country so this is accurate

[@makenziegreer3056]

NOODLES AKA JACK FROM WHY DONT WE MY AHHHHH IM A HUGE LIMELIGHT I SWEAR I LOOKED AT MY POSTERS AND SCREAMED

[@candicetruelove8164]

Were you accidentally hitting the predictive text in a earthquake when you wrote this comment?

[@pandapumpkin8610]

This fool got me counting and spelling every number in my head just to see if he is right..... and I learned something new today 🤣🤣🤣💙💚💜

[@feliciaboggs6027]

I’m not alone! 🤣

[@Ninis4u]

Me 2

[@katiebrooke9040]

I do same thing and still ask

[@highguys98]

one hundred And one (101)

[@brokenowl1999]

​@@highguys98the word "and" isn't in the spelling of the number. It's one hundred one. 101

[@AidylasiaFirestar]

It's the dryer monster. He doesn't descriminate. White, black, brown, multi-colored, doesn't matter, he always only wants 1 of them from you!

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Really? I always thought it was because some laundry machines are portals to Sakaar.

[@The_Mortician.]

Your socks make it to the dryer?

[@demongodking6681]

Maybe it's his dog who keeps getting his socks

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@demongodking6681 probably the most plausible explanation. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@SonictheBlueStreak]

It’s the dryer trolls. As Gobber the Belch explained, “Ey, trolls exist! They steal yer socks. But only the left ones. What’s with that?”

[@jaylenclark1715]

The "a" not being in any numbers until 1000 blew my mind, until I ruined by overthinking it with "Does it count if you're saying something like two hundred and three? But and isn't a number?" and I keep hurting my brain lol

[@JessM20_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 me as an overthinker lollll

[@tanjalee]

You’re technically not supposed to say “and” unless there’s a decimal point.

[@ELmayberry]

@@tanjalee really... that's interesting

[@heathermiller6046]

@@tanjalee I was about to say the same, there’s no “and” between the numbers

[@KryXiana_Phantoma]

I thought about it, and figured it would work for English, but not other languages. 😂😅

[@honeyitscrystal]

I was today years old when I learnt what “break fast” means

[@ELmayberry]

same😂

[@PersephoneDaSilva]

That's sad.

[@kachaunaharrison7237]

Lmmfao😅😅😅

[@strawberrymilk4k]

Ohhhhhhh 🤣

[@taerralark3589]

That’s crazy that we all didn’t know

[@ap1701a]

Keep'em coming Alonzo! You are the funniest dude on KZbin! I always rewatch old "Dumbest" when I am in a bad mood.

[@intrepid5144]

I'm convinced there is a "secret" compartment in all dryers, and it randomly "eats" one sock every time it is turned on! LOL

[@KekefeckingO0666]

Dryer companies and sock companies working together.

[@chevelleandrydershow]

now instead of saying "bon appetit" I'm going to start saying "bong ass queef" 🤣🤣🤣

[@prissylocksluv2009]

That's what it meant😂😂... I'm over here laughing like crazy cause of the "ass queef".. 😂😂

[@abadenoughdude300]

How in the blazing blue unicorns does one turn "bon appetit" into "bong ass queef"? Geez... 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@ronjones-6977]

@@abadenoughdude300 I'm not sure. Hasta your legover.

[@shimmershine6902]

@@abadenoughdude300 Its an old meme lol. My favourite is “bony African feet” but there’s also “bone apple tea” “bow sank the meat” etc

[@sarahramsey289]

everytime i watch this video and bong ass queef comes on i die laughing xD

[@slayergirl6983]

"Erythings a dollar at Dollar Tree." 🤣

[@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr]

10:40-10:50 Had me 💀💀💀

[@makenziegreer3056]

you wanna know who jack is... jack avery aka noodles is a beautiful father and has an angelic voice in a man band with 4 of his best friends called why don’t we. Go stream “The Good Times and The Bad Ones” on all platforms

[@natashasimposya2883]

To clarify who is jack Jack Robert Avery is in a band called why don’t we also he is a dad to a two year old daughter named lavender may

[@chxnxll4852]

i watched like 2 mins of this and then got distracted 😭 came back a few hours later it was gone lmao

[@Aquavita-]

That moment when Alonzo can’t English. “Popeyes or KFC those are the top 3 restaurants that don’t care about grammar or spell check.”

[@theindigollama]

He can English. The issue here is he can't math.

[@CeleTrev]

"Popeyes or KFC... that's the top THREE" Alonzo you only said two 😂😂 you're becoming the very thing that you hate.

[@victoriawilliams7124]

lmfaooo i caught that too

[@TrapandTherapy]

@@victoriawilliams7124 you get to

[@DoctorWhoKage]

"You either *die* a hero, or live to see yourself become the villain."--Harvey Dent, before he became Two-Face.

[@blue9multimediagroup]

Yes!

[@genycegalvan2349]

Them damn rain boots on computer chair wheels in the beginning lol 😂 we’re starting this off with a bang lol 😂

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

This appears to be the one I watched yesterday

[@nottagovvyseige]

1:25 why is this on here… that’s the smartest thing I’ve ever read.

[@gracer1486]

What if Jack’s tweet was just Lav rambling for fun? Haha

[@alaynayork2457]

Maybe.

[@alaynayork2457]

That is possible 😂

[@Celuii]

Alonzo always looks thesame☺️ black don't crack💃

[@starb73]

I was all excited to watch this video with my son and then it disappeared yesterday. Thanks for bringing it back!

[@shaun4702]

Yaay its back thank god now i gotta watch all over again

[@MultiGamingNetwork03]

I got something for you Alonzo. You will never find the letter "Q" in ANY name of any state in the United States.

[@IsThereAnEkkoInHere]

Qexas

[@Babygirlkilo]

Massaqhussets

[@vinnieboove5095]

New qork

[@exit322]

The way people spell on these dumbest fails? Yes you will

[@inouterspace7698]

Qllinois

[@temperance_indy]

Is this the first video that Alonzo didn’t start the video with “Soooo ..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@starlight1514]

🤔You just learned about breakfast mean to break fast? I remember learning that in first grade. I cracked up at your expense. Thank you Alonzo. 😘🤣

[@heathermiller6046]

Really, first? It was 7th for me, with Mr. Bill Nye lol. But yeah, that surprised me a little bit too

[@thefrequencychemist]

Oh Alonzo...we’ll never be over dumbest fails, it’s a classic LOL

[@VeronicaValentine2236]

When you started coughing and choking and said you started seeing the light, my cat looked away from the tv (he watches tv with me) and he slowly looked away and looked up and his eyes looked like he was seeing something that ain’t there! 🤣 I think he saw whatever you saw! Lmao

[@Shanita415]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@CaseyMs23]

I absolutely love your dumbest fails please keep them coming. TBH I binge watch you over and over whenever I need a good laugh. Love you

[@nr6916]

Should I eat the other sock? Me: 😒 I think u applied for the Darwin Award

[@SeanandEricsYouTubeChannel]

I wanna know how you "accidentally" eat a sock in the first place?!

[@nr6916]

@@SeanandEricsKZbinChannel THANK YOU!!!!! Cuz I have no idea

[@gsaucegaming6635]

I think it's being read into too much

[@freedomtompkins9536]

"I wonder if Michael Jackson hadn't have died, would he still be alive today?" him. Me: Bwahahahahahahahaha

[@BSLAMIN]

Mismatched it’s mismatched. It’s never ever been mixed-matched. And the socks are probably under or behind the washer/dryer. I put my solo socks in a mini basket I call “the lost souls”

[@Cdlove98]

Jack Avery from Why don't we. Why don't we is a boy band that formed in 2016. Jack is 1 of 5 members. You should react to some of their songs sometime!

[@fantasyqwest]

The kids show, Arthur, explains what happens to the socks. The dogs of a household take the socks for the sock market 🤣😂🤣😂

[@alblood8575]

When you mentioned the thing about the A not being in any number until One Thousand, I paused, mouth open, fork full of peanut butter pie half in my mouth, and spelled them in my head for a good 2 minutes. I'm so glad I live alone... XD

[@artisticalex1206]

I was dead with the roller skate and Satan from Doordash one 😂😂

[@pyrofull9478]

That 14:58 had me rollin lmaoooo 😂 “y’all tryin to kill me”

[@gracer1486]

You better know who Jack is Alonzo!!! Only part of one of the BEST bands EVERRRRR

[@rayofgoldensun]

I'm crying at "war war three" 😂🤣

[@tkatlavendier3328]

Okay so next we have to have Alonzo react to Why Dont We music videos so he can know who Jack is :D

[@vegemitesandwich81]

Thank god for dumbest fails... 83 episodes in, and it still makes me literally lol.

[@jjj6854]

I'm still stumped on that one at 8:00 XD

[@madawageises2468]

Honestly Alonzo is like one of the best things I've discovered on YT.

[@tinamariepayne7291]

Dang, I didn’t know Dollar Tree sells even the letters from their sign for a $1 too.

[@Mr_Original]

Best $3 a person could ever spend there.

[@cylversprings]

I can't watch these anymore. Everytime I watch them, I lose brain cells and I don't have many left myself. Nothing against you Alonzo, I still love you.

[@fuzzychubs5715]

That tweet from Jack was from an interview

[@tee904]

“Isn’t it? Maybe just? I don’t know?? Took me tf out!!! 🤣😂🤣❤️

[@AngelinaParker]

That portrait of Kash in the background is sick af!

[@cheryllynn9999]

This reminds of the time a friend and I were watching The Young and The Restless, in the early 90's, one of the characters was impotent. Well she came out and said, "He's incompetent." I said, "What?" LOL

[@Katana-232]

Absolutely love your dumbest fails Alonzo! They make me belly laugh! Highly recommend a tin foil hat to block stupidity waves! Please keep doing these vids! 😄

[@ricanqueen3417]

Dumbest fails never get old for me ! Love them !

[@yasmeenortiz6123]

“Those are the three restaurants”; where’s the third one? 😂.

[@cocochante6685]

Please keep making dumbest fails. It’s my fav, at least get to 100 before you consider stopping. Thanks 🙏🏾

[@melindarivera6598]

How have you not aged at all since I started watching you SOOOOOO many years ago on FB? 😂

[@bowlerchick2k11]

Signed up one year ago to be a member!!! Happy to be a supporter for you Alonzo!!!

[@nayahh]

Early! Could’ve sworn I saw this uploaded a few days ago 😭😭 maybe I’m delusional

[@Whizkidd2025]

Nah. It was up yesterday then taken down.

[@SonofTuscon99]

@@Whizkidd2025 how come?

[@Whizkidd2025]

@@SonofTuscon99 no clue. Could’ve been up too early. May have been an error.

[@isaiahwinter4617]

The one with the flag at half mast when ice cream machine is broken would save me a lot of time lol

[@Abyss_86]

10:41 Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! 😂

[@darlenedurgan1340]

I once saw a sign in NC for the riverwalk entrance. They spelled river RIVWER! The letters were 3 feet high!

[@JazzyJAug]

My mind is still blown about the letter a not being in the numbers 0-999🤯

[@tammyrollins5199]

Wash your socks in a garment bag, it helps keep them from disappearing. Safety pinning the pairs together helps too.

[@toniluciano488]

My spoons and forks go missing 😭🤣

[@devinhomewood2230]

This video was funny as hell.

[@ericaheidenreich1100]

I often use a lingerie bag to wash my socks in to ensure that I don't lose any. It works better this way for me.

[@ronjones-6977]

It's lawn sure a.

[@ericaevoy1]

The guy with the ladders precariously stacked is an EXACT representation of my two year olds need to be independent. I’m not joking.

[@user-lg6qr2bh9f]

I saw this yesterday but I am not complaining 💀

[@oseaanchandler8816]

Yeah I did saw this yesterday but he must of deleted it and uploaded it today

[@laurencooper9679]

Ok, but the McDonald's ice cream machine thing would be brilliant lol

[@ariannairvine9127]

Omg when I saw jack avery’s tweet I fell outta my seat

[@chuckdieselkicksdisks2380]

love these Alonzo, thanks for keeping these up. Viewed you since 2014

[@MishaSims]

How in the hell didn’t you know that breakfast is break fast???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@John6298]

Dude I needed these laughs before work. Thank you Alonzo

[@matchaqueen6541]

He missed a perfectly good opportunity to say lasaga

[@antonijaplazina2626]

i accidentally got on this channel when it was in my recommendation and now i just can't one day without watching videos here cause it's sooo good and plus reactions 😂😂 i just love it a lot 💙💙

[@teammystic4life38]

How do you accidentally eat a sock?

[@milkymallowss]

I would recommend using a mesh laundry bag to keep your socks together when washing them ^^