Dumbest fails #85 | The STUPID PEOPLE are Back | Alonzo Lerone

[@marthaharnish178]

If Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.

[@arturoromero951]

Damn right, how could the earth be flat when my life is already going downhill

[@ari1758]

That is the best argument against the flat earth theory I have ever heard

[@eromicafrancisco5477]

😂😂😂

[@BlackAngelPlayah]

😂

[@XsynctricRebelz]

Alonzo: "What are yall gon be for Halloween? I'll tell y'all what I'm gon be." Also Alonzo: "Idk what I'm gon be"

[@alonzo]

theyreeee officially back!!

[@Deemememe]

GET A DICTIONARY!!!

[@RazyrDiarmait]

They never went away.

[@lilyl3780]

Flocks in a feather fly together. I think 🤔

[@lilyl3780]

Or maybe it of idk 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@joeypiet1925]

Yolo are you on gay onlyfans ?

[@ceci82]

Adding a Dictionary, Thesaurus, and a Grammar Book to the Holiday Gift List.

[@eggsnbiscuits159]

And English lessons

[@Night-Wolf]

I'm afraid you're going to need a whole lot more than just those three items.

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Might want to throw in a few classes for sentence structure too.

[@shellybear627]

This person is admitting to needing grammatical help and you guys are crushing them anyway. Gosh you guys are brutal lol

[@keileyonahammons9705]

Did you get them for christmas?

[@Midnight_Meadow]

My favorite vine: Little girl: "give me your f***ing money!" *Throwing a half naked barbie against a wall* *law and order SVU theme song plays*

[@lelahill9778]

Yessss HONEY ROTF 😅🤣😂😂😅

[@KLCandCATZ]

@@lelahill9778 Under your comment it says "translate to English" 😂

[@lelahill9778]

@@KLCandCATZ Why, can't I see it???? ROTF 😅

[@ronaltgomez3423]

I love the “Why you always lying” “It’s water melon inside of water melon!” “Can I please get a waffle?”

[@melanieannplans2666]

Omg my husband sings the "Why you always lying?" one ALL. THE. TIME! lol

[@lelahill9778]

@@melanieannplans2666 Yessss HONEY 👏🏽 That was a good one

[@Rokudaimedono]

The rain in Australia one was painful...On the other hand, the crying - crew - crowed one had me in stitches. 😂

[@Kiwi_Tea]

The question is valid...without all that other crap.

[@angels.digitaldiary]

fav vine: 'mom did you get the cucumbers?' 'i forgot, i'll get it next time.' 'there wont be a next time.' *drinks bleach* -dope island

[@atarahbowman7233]

Love that one

[@keeganmckristlly9626]

Fav vine: “I’m gonna say it... I’m gonna say it... *I DONT CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW*

[@keeganmckristlly9626]

@@hankisdank9884 huh

[@chloewinnaa1515]

@@keeganmckristlly9626 *uyor'e

[@kingjayy797]

You're how is it that hard to spell that one word

[@lelahill9778]

ROTF LMAO 🤣 😂 😆

[@keeganmckristlly9626]

@@kingjayy797 i spelled it right. You’re means you are. Your is possessive.

[@DistrarSubvoyikar]

Surely Vine ending wasn't a whole 7 years ago... My favorite Vine is: "Look at all those Chickens!" * gestures to a flock of geese*

[@lelahill9778]

Definitely 👍 one of my favorites- lol 😆

[@nr6916]

That is one of my favs as well

[@anakelly76512]

"Birds of a feather flock together." If you stay around people like this or read a lot of bad spelling mistakes, it will seep into your head. Then, you end up making these mistakes. Funny, how the 'bad' influences the 'good' more often. 😕 I'm actually very good at spelling so I have to watch these in moderation. Too bad autocorrect sometimes changes my words. I have to go back and correct my autocorrect. Sometimes, I don't catch the mistakes.

[@Night-Wolf]

The phrase "a few bad apples spoils the bunch" applies very well to your "'bad' influences the 'good'" in you comment. I just wish it wasn't true...

[@lauralenau590]

The earth is a sphere. Fave vine: "There's a bee?" I'll probably just wear my Jedi robe for Halloween. Nothin crazy.

[@BaebaeW]

What shape is a sphere?

[@qqxnb1828]

@@BaebaeW idk a rectangle

[@indiadavis114]

Hi, my name is Micheal with a b

[@lauralenau590]

@@indiadavis114 Where is it?

[@qqxnb1828]

@@indiadavis114 coo

[@AmuletRebel]

Fav vine: "Oh my god they were roommates." I'm gonna dress in the Pokemon trainer outfit I bought during Christmas 2019 before the world shut down.

[@PeterGriffin11]

I would've loved to dress as a Pokémon Trainer for Halloween when I was younger but I haven't done anything for the holiday for years now.

[@RosheenQuynh]

Such a good Vine 😂

[@tylersnead7639]

The “new phone who dick” had me in tearsss 😭😭😭😭

[@GODSGRACE0505]

Right!!!

[@tylersnead7639]

@@GODSGRACE0505 I was crying laughing for like 10 minutes 💀💀 I couldn’t stop

[@GODSGRACE0505]

@@tylersnead7639 right, I sent this video to a friend I was in tears omg

[@Aerodil]

Favorite vine: *throws a random object* "Come at me, bitch."

[@lelahill9778]

Favorite Vine: LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS! 🐔 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

[@jayla5003]

My favorite Vine was… *ties potato to ceiling fan* “A potato flew around my room before you came!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JoAnnaQuincey]

Alonzo's "Dumbest Fails" series is the greatest

[@ngcebomasuku1165]

*Facts*

[@Peppamomma]

Fav vine : Woman 1: "What they out here doing to people?!" Woman 1&2 : "OOO..." woman 2: somebody ooooh" Woman 1 : "He needs some milk" 😂

[@michaelaprince1740]

Favorite vine: "Can you guys say Colorado-" "I'M A GIRAFFE!!!"

[@malgrosskreuz01]

The "oh fuck off, Helen" had me dying 🤣 I could not stop laughing 🤣🤣😭😭

[@bowlerchick2k11]

More dumbest fails!!!!!! YAY!!!! Love all of your videos 💙

[@dwcgoated2028]

“They take a toll on your head” *dies*

[@luvdeadpresidents]

favorite vine: "where yall going?" "why u need to know all up in my 🐱 boyyy"

[@maymay022]

thats a good one 😂

[@cheyannerockett8870]

If the Earth is flat then everyone I met is named Stanley. Also if the earth is flat, the dimension we be in would be terrifying to think about as if we are 2D then are minds could not be able to fathom the 3rd dimension. Thus the tasseract triangle would be pulled from being impossible to create in a sense or are existence is nothing more than a thought so the “I think therefore I am” would really be a terrifying quote.

[@sis23344]

Flat Stanley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theoriginalmamivibez1298]

*our

[@Itsdianamars]

"Hi, my name is Chelsea! What's YOUR favorite dinner food?" is my favorite Vine lol.

[@Geekynoodles]

OMG I FORGOT THIS ONE EXISTED WHOAAAA

[@Itsdianamars]

@@Geekynoodles OMG FELLOW ATINY???

[@melanieannplans2666]

My favorite Vine is the girl in the tye-dye shirt who's dancing with her shoulders to the beginning of Ah Ha's "Take On Me" and she turns and grins with braces when the beat drops. Classic!

[@Abu-Ismaeel]

I had a feeling that Alonzo might drop a video tonight. Love your work bro. Stay strong and spread laughs.

[@jamieharding5368]

Fave Vine- “Look at all dose chickenth!” And Earth? Spherical.

[@SimsAllAround]

Josh Nichols - It’s spherical! SPHERICAL

[@jaycoleman9186]

I am going as Carrie for Halloween this year. Also, my fave vine is probably one of the more forgotten ones like "stop I could've dropped my croissant" or "why is this one kansas but this one no ark kansas" lol its been so long that I don't even remember half of them no more.

[@StarParticleShade]

I'm going to dress up as a Karen this Halloween -- no I'm serious... I'm going to dress up as the Karen that freaked out she was "getting run over" and screams "MIIIIKE - MIKE!" over and over again. I think I'll even put a fake tire mark over the yellow shirt for extra hilarity!

[@alonzo]

that's actually good idea tho lol

[@Msscpb]

Good idea! I think I'm gonna do the Victoria secret Karen stop filming me!

[@PeiPeisMom]

PICS!

[@dancinwithademon]

@@alonzo *a, *though... 😆

[@KaoticDragon1940]

My favorite vines: 1.) STOOOOP... I almost dropped my croissant 2.) She showers with pantene, but I've got watermelone to keep me clean 3.) Any of Thomas Sanders vines For Halloween I'm going to be the queen of dragons

[@destinymcmahon7135]

My favorite vine is “road work ahead...I sure hope it does” I say it all the time 😂😂

[@brandiisfresh]

The wedding date being the same as anniversary date makes sense lol. You want to have your wedding the same day of your “dating anniversary” date lmao

[@SimsAllAround]

That’s if we assume that is what they meant, anyway

[@elineff2791]

I like to it when Alonzo gets tickled about something especially stupid texts it makes me smile and laugh

[@Shesbmichelle]

"hey I think you're really cool I like you a lot maybe we can hang out, or something" My favorite vine lol

[@kenoshathomas7337]

I like how when he screamed “all my life” Kash looked at him like yo dude that’s was just unnecessary. 🤣

[@montannaparks4297]

my fave vines: "road work ahead uhh yeah I sure hope it does" " look at all those chickens" " I WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES I'm washin me and my clothes" and lastly, also my most favorite one " so your just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party with a birthday gift on my birthday?? (smashes wine glass onto there head)"

[@stanicxo1742]

I love the "mrs keisha? omfg she f*cking dead" and "haha i do that" and "if theres too much drama at school all you gotta do is, walk awaaaaahahhay" and i can literally name every vine and i think i need to see a therapist

[@nevaehhh4346]

Favorite vines: “Stop…almost made me drop my croissant” “Road work ahead…yea I sure hope it does”😏 “HURRICANE KATRINA!! MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA”😛 “We all die…you either kill yourself or get kilt” “My momma put too much in my hair, she put water, grease, what she think this is…POPEYES”😭

[@lelahill9778]

Yessss HONEY these all were greats! Favorite Vine: LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS! 🐔 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

[@xMourningStar]

It's like some of these people took a squizz at the dictionary and though, Won't be needing this! and chucked it out the window lol

[@doloresjalovec]

My favorite series of vines are mr steal your girl. Still makes me laugh when I remember

[@_strangemode]

“JUDAS NO” “i aint got enough money for chicken nuggets” anything by him really 😂

[@ipodzrock1]

The first one actually makes sense; the anniversary that they speak of refers to when they starting dating their significant other and they want the date of the actual wedding to be on the same day as when they started dating.

[@shay2926]

exactly... that one made sense.

[@Cassxowary]

It said anniversary which generally means wedding one unless specified otherwise

[@chanel_whyte]

I get what you are saying but typically people talk about their anniversary for their wedding

[@shellybear627]

@@Cassxowary they're not yet married and an unmarried person would refer to their relationship anniversary as just their anniversary. It makes sense. It depends on the point of reference of the person reading it.

[@MystiqueRisingSun]

I was coming down to comment the same thing. :)

[@Dayxpxp]

Man your brain trying to work after reading these always cracks me up, thank you for your sacrifice! 😂🥰😂🥰😂🥰😂 Birds of a feather flock together 💯

[@amandaseigler7520]

I legit just broke my pen for my phone clicking it so fast. I'm here now but now my pen for my phone is broke smh I definitely gotta go get another one asap. Anyway I'm in tears I needed this laugh today thank you ❤

[@jennasotelo166]

The “new phone who dick?” has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LiaTsukino]

This year for Halloween, I'm gonna be in Indiana visiting a friend. Amazing video, Alonzo! Favorite Vine: "Oh my god, you guys! I found my berries!"

[@GreenPencil305]

There should be a drinking game where you'd take a shot every time Alonzo says "On my life."

[@FishKisser875]

You can become a dictionary and hand out miniature dictionary's as treats for Halloween.

[@definitelyaduck]

My favorite vine would probably be the one where the guy slides down the staircase rail and says “your all going to hell. Goodbye” while waving at them

[@xxreikoxxsohmaxx]

I always call these: Typos that kill my brain cells...

[@djshockafrica4330]

Cash lifting his head at the emphasis 4:51 😂😂😂

[@MrTremagnus]

Favorite Vine: "It's WATERMELÓN!"

[@RosheenQuynh]

INSIDE A WATERMALONE!

[@fannytan3429]

“PAST his first spelling test” lmao dead🤣🤣🤣😂

[@donebar3803]

The Earth neither flat nor round. It's spherical.

[@angelenajones3843]

I cried laughing! This was HILARIOUS!

[@paulbegley1529]

Hello

[@bandilenzimande5253]

Fav vines: "country bwoooooiiii I luuuuuuuv youuuu" "A potato flew around my room" I pray that person finds the rifle owner of that earned🥺, amen 🙏🏾.

[@edridgeshorey9135]

bang Chan's voice: the earth is round and it spinning slowly on an axis

[@faithvanhope6214]

Dude, the earth is confirmed round. The flat earthers are... they're just... I can't. And some of these make my brain HURT.

[@BeezyBalmain]

“Looking All Innocent & Shyt” The Way He Said It 🤣

[@catrinamcconnell690]

Halloween Costume: Holy Cow (literally wearing angel wings and a halo with a cow print shirt) Vine: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla! if you read my name you will see why it is my favorite

[@paranormalgurl637]

🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀💀 I literally laughed out loud during this whole video! You are so funny 😂

[@paulbegley1529]

Hello

[@imaginosdesdinova1130]

Even if the world wasn't round, the presence of MOUNTAINS and VALLEYS means there is no way in hell it can possibly be flat!

[@rubij1989]

I love how he reads it with feeling to try to give it sense 😂.

[@Kazza_8240]

My favourite vines are Limmys, he's a Scottish comedian/twitch streamer, and he did a compilation of his vines and toured showing it and talking after, they're mad, and funny as hell 👌🏻😂

[@mikiann3]

Earth is a sphere Fav vine? "Look at all those chickens" Idk what I'm going to be for halloween yet lol

[@monsevaldez4695]

Mad love and support.... From asheboro NC

[@marleecorrell1486]

My favorite vine is “Two bros chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart cause they’re not gay!”

[@dakotacarlton573]

The earth is round. Every other planet is round as well!

[@varshachella2827]

This video was 🔥🔥🔥 Love how accurately you read these dumbest fails 🤣🤣🤣

[@harlemb-ballinrepoinc6768]

Hey Alonzo Lerone, your Siri randomly going off is hilarious 😆🤣😂, especially your reactions to your Siri randomly going off 🤣😆😂, Priceless

[@littlelette2794]

The earth is ROUND! Not every place has the same time, some countries are ahead of us (like Australia)

[@dumdumgaming1209]

Man he has more patience than I do 🤣

[@laurafranich4807]

Even though flat earth society claims to have members 'all around the globe', I believe the earth is round.

[@victoriawhite388]

Heyyyyy love your content! Always makes my day better.

[@pyrotempestwing]

There may be some universe where Earth is flat. This ain’t it.

[@dancinwithademon]

The Earth is round. I am going as a tired mom for Halloween. Favorite vine is "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

[@TheCarnivoreSoprano]

The first one isn't stupid actually. They mean that they want to get married on the same date as their dating anniversary

[@Emma88178]

Well they didn't clarify, so that's on them. lol

[@PinkCupcake086]

@@Emma88178 it’s common sense 😂 why clarify when it’s literally common sense 😭

[@8bitfae]

@@PinkCupcake086 How is it common sense? Lol Most people don't celebrate their "dating anniversary." They celebrate their Wedding Anniversary.

[@krysperry5442]

That’s what I thought too… dating* anniversary same as wedding day.

[@PinkCupcake086]

@@8bitfae who doesn’t celebrate their dating anniversary 😂 you’re telling me couples stay together for 5 years before marriage and DONT celebrate the day they got together ? 🤣

[@Kobra6510]

Phillip was lowkey spittin bars 😂😂😂 Also Kofi Kingston with the shade 😂 Btw the Earth is a GLOBE, which by definition is ROUND.

[@flynnflannigan1302]

If anyone thinks the earth is flat they need serious help

[@Lizz7465]

“Look at all these chickens!” My favorite Vine. 🤣

[@bravewater5737]

The Earth is round. That's been proven a long time ago.

[@laylaluann9541]

No it hasn't actually. You've been lied to

[@lanacherie184]

Yo I'll still rewatch the old Vines "I can't believe you've done this" 🤣

[@mojiraart4023]

The earth is a rugby ball (According to Dan Bull in his FACTS song he wrote), I'm hanging with friends on Halloween at night, but going to spend the day with my dad since that's his birthday. Aaannnd you need to be a DICTIONARY for Halloween. I mean come on. I've been following you since 2016 and I've never seen you dress up like the thing you represent, my dude!!! Also please do another "GET A SNAPCHAT!!" Episode! I still watch that and Yahoo Answers #54 regularly XD (Mostly because #54 was my first introduction to you. So here we are today!) A L S O - Remember that time someone tweeted "How long does it take for you to eat a whole Fast Food meal?" and the reply was "An entire Alonzo LeRone video." -- That was me. And it's still the same answer. xD

[@artisticalex1206]

Love dumbest fails Alonzo! You crack me up!

[@reagan.butler]

"what them ashes from? A BUG?" im dead lmfaoo

[@Geekynoodles]

Idk what my favourite vine is but a strong contender is: "🎶you are my daaaaad, YOU'RE MY DAD boogie woogie woogie 🎶"

[@Aerodil]

Then you have that vine with the kid going "you're not my dad!"

[@raesharadford6370]

My favorite vine is, "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does!" I laugh every time i see it or think about it!

[@katherineblankenship4588]

My favorite vine: “this is why you’re stupid” Earth is round.

[@hominyfresh]

“Was the ashes from a bug??” 😂😂😂😂

[@bethdibartolomeo2042]

The comment about the dog talking left me dying. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dark_Angel07]

Favorite vine: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE?"

[@jessLaughBro]

At :33 seconds I lost it 🤣 I'm not even done with the video yet! Lmao

[@pearldolphin20]

The laugh after the new phone one at the beginning ( 1:27 ish). I replayed that part and noticed the name of the person: re dead. Yeah, we all dead by laughing. XD

[@debraharrison6170]

“Look at all them chickens” 😆😆😆😆

[@jenniferlynn7575]

That loud ding before the airplane shot me straight up out of bed. Thanks for the heart attack. Lol..:My favorite vine is, “I could’ve dropped my croissant!” Honorable mention to, “I love myself even if I look like a burnt chicken nugget.” I think for Halloween I’m going to dress in a business suit. Hear me out; I dress in Disney outfits/costumes and such everyday with matching hats and ears, so it’d be weird to see me professional at work (pre-K teacher).

[@Fugi-lz1yy]

My favourite vine is from Larray "my house, my rules. Hmmm my knife, yo life....oh oh okay"

[@kendrawilliams198]

My favorite vine is when the boy came in the room and asked the girl was she ready to die. She was scared at first and she said no. Then she said you can't kill me I'm a bad bi***. It's so funny

[@realisticequestrian8229]

My favourite Vine was the croissant guy! 😂 AAARGH STOPPPP I COULDA DROPPED MAAA CROISSANT 🤣🤣🤣

[@nickshepley2566]

It’s like that movie scene where the guy is like “Everyone is less intelligent for having listened to it” or whatever he said