Dumbest FAILS #82 | THE STUPID POSTS ARE BACK !!!

[@alonzo]

THEY ARE BACK!! my bad for pausing on some of these. I almost cracked a rib. lmaoo idc

[@mysticwizardphd]

I already got a cracked rib why did I click this video 😂💀

[@robertd3139]

omg-

[@christytolliver5096]

These are always so funny.

[@thatmusicuniverse]

Cool

[@lololife8555]

Where is cash

[@blissfullyhappy7719]

Teddy was trying to say “audacity” 😂😂😂.

[@DaddyDark13]

🤣

[@DEATHFIFR190]

Thank you I was just about to comment that like you're seriously tell me you couldn't figure out that they were trying to say audacity come on Alonzo 😅😂🤣

[@StonyBlack81]

Well, it took me saying it a couple of times before I understood what he was trying to say. But I am used to people spelling wrong, anyway lol

[@trachelle35]

LMFAO I knew what they were trying to say after the second time I read it. And now I'm concerned for the state of my mental health 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dingleofthedongle9561]

Oops, that's what I get for not reading the comments beforehand; you said it first.

[@sapphirebabe28]

That 11 year old was TIRED of ppl in that house 😭💀

[@zburton9636]

Felt 😂

[@keirms18]

She's about as fed up with her family, as I am with mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@countrycrossstitcher3573]

Poor kid. She’s gonna get out of there and never have kids because she already knows all she’ll do is clean 😂😂😂

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

hiiii that was me lmaoooo😭😭

[@nolimitjah2606]

lmaoo ik her

[@hahahaimajoke2590]

"you ugly piece of kangaroo" sent me into another dimension lmao

[@SeymoreSparda]

He couldn't even manage to finish the sentence,lol! It 's "ugly piece of kangaroo titty"! Why was she being so specific, on that part?! I guess, she REALLY had enough of washing dishes at the meager age of eleven.

[@queenfufu4305]

I need this on a shirt

[@TeamRocket98]

@@queenfufu4305 This should be considered a new spinoff shirt from the makers of "Get A Dictionary".

[@prinMISHces]

@@queenfufu4305 agree “you ugly piece of kangaroo titty” I’d wear it everyday 😂

[@cynhanrahan4012]

I am gonna use that one.

[@t.diorrr_3912]

Alonzo: “I’m a dress in all drama.” “I don’t know what that means.” Me: “ADDRESSING ALL DRAMA”😭

[@chuckstevens4985]

No need for the dead meme format

[@t.diorrr_3912]

@@chuckstevens4985 no need for your comment either but it’s there

[@arriibacon531]

Damn I wasn't paying attention to what it said 😂😂😭

[@t.diorrr_3912]

@@arriibacon531 ikr I had to rewind to see what it was trying to say😂

[@arriibacon531]

@@t.diorrr_3912 😂😂😭

[@brooklyn2145]

I'm so early that Alonzo forehead is still glowing

[@alonzo]

Let’s talk about these statuses not ME!!!!!!

[@zariadempsey3414]

@@alonzo There's space to talk about both- 😂

[@SincerelyYahmina]

You know what💀💀💀

[@DrakeIgneelson]

ooh, a rare insult

[@bandilenzimande5253]

I read "I'm so glad..." I was so confused (and worried)😂😂

[@billgee02]

"lack toast and told her aunt" - ok that made me laugh out loud! - lol

[@KageNoTora74]

I have issues with victims of frostbite. I'm lack toes intolerant. 😜

[@mae6956]

Alonzo: We’re not in 2020 anymore, I don’t think y’all noticed..... Me: Shit.....I didn’t notice🤣

[@gabbik1920]

Makayla was the best thing in this video for me😂😂😂😂 Wash your dishes people🤨

[@StonerOfGotham]

She was 10/10.

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

OMG heyyyy that’s me lmaooo

[@nolimitjah2606]

@@makaylaterileelolz7585 no its not lmaoo stop

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

@@nolimitjah2606 no it actually is😭

[@itsmars2318]

@@nolimitjah2606 it is

[@jewellebobb2450]

Yesss! Who else loves watching him to get into a good mood 🙋‍♀️😌

[@seanA416]

Amen. Just his personality and energy always puts me in a good mood

[@e.wwwwww]

Yessss, the vibes are just 🤌🏻🤌🏻 I actually started watching this after some heavy, emotional personal introspection 😂 helps me not be sad after

[@unkle74gd]

Just found his channel and I'm still smiling while looking at something else!🤣

[@drummergrrlcass7955]

I watch Alonzo when I can't sleep. He doesn't help lol

[@thehorrorking2499]

Stop with stupid emojis

[@pres-cs-hgt4771]

My mum was making toast for my sister when she was 4, and my mum burnt the toast. She scraped off the back bits and gave it to her and my sister goes "Mum, I can't eat this, I'm black toast intolerant."

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

🤣🤣🤣

[@artisticalex1206]

"Black toast intolerant" I'm laughing so hard 😂🤣

[@Nemui_Panda]

I don’t know how! I don’t know why! But I somehow I managed to decipher “Or that’s the tea” to “Audacity” 😂 😂😂😂

[@shawnise]

I wanted to see if anyone else got it too.

[@sarahg3550]

I can just imagine the person singing along "the lease knobby dot" 🎄⛄😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mama_Bear524]

😂😂😂

[@julespumachu]

When I was little, I thought it was, "Felice, nah V duh" (I always wondered who Felice was). Later, I had a BF who was confused as a child about "Noel" at Christmas time. He just figured that Noel was Jesus' brother.

[@oradsincesar90]

Pros peruano Fell easy done

[@artisticalex1206]

Me too man lol 😂

[@arrionanderson9514]

“They day are whenever”. I can’t stop rewinding this part🤣🤣🤣. I still don’t know what they were trying to say

[@amukelaninkuna8835]

Alonzo: "the or thats it tea..." "what is teddy trying to say?" Me: teddy saying The Audacity😂

[@erictaylor5462]

I like the one where the guys GF texted him that she was fat. He texted back, "noo" and it autocorrected to "moo".

[@mikmak2102]

I’m also a Mikaela but damn she was DONE with those dishes at 11...I’m 27 and I’m still doing it. Maybe I need to write a note like she did 😂

[@jennasotelo166]

“Prices listed in discrimination” LOL

[@elaexplorer]

Just figured out he meant description.

[@jeromemillerjr3150]

I was weak after he read that 🤣

[@jennasotelo166]

@@jeromemillerjr3150 same lol

[@franchescacatron7147]

I just had a c-section 2 days ago and watching and laughing so hard was so painful, but so worth it!!!!!!!!!!

[@harvenkour]

Y'all I swear to god I felt that 11 year old's pain and rage on a SPIRITUAL level 😭 At 9:54, This had the audacity to play me😒ok bet

[@imaniluvsu1]

That was DEFINITELY my live when I was her age.

[@rozered9505]

💯👏👏

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

hiiii that’s meee❤️

[@itsmars2318]

That’s my friend makayla 😂

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

@@itsmars2318 lolz 😭😭

[@YouTubeChannel-ru8ed]

Bro the 11 years old letter to the house sent me to Mars 😂😂😂she sick of everyone’s bs

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

Lmfaooooo heyyy that’s me and I really was

[@YouTubeChannel-ru8ed]

@@makaylaterileelolz7585 I feel you tho😂😂on a deep level

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

@@KZbinChannel-ru8ed lmaooo tyyy❤️

[@YouTubeChannel-ru8ed]

@@makaylaterileelolz7585 np😂❤️

[@shreyanair6586]

@@makaylaterileelolz7585 dudeeeeeeeee, you have gained my respect! !! That was one epic letter!!!!

[@blackbeautydior]

I’m currently in the hospital, reading sum of this shit had me call my nurse to make sure I didn’t have a stroke 🤣🤣🤣

[@lizzie2103]

Hope you're okay

[@hotandsoursoup2664]

I know you will be better. Laughter is the best medicine.

[@TheCarnivoreSoprano]

Best wishes to you

[@missylissy200]

Best wishes!

[@julespumachu]

Get better soon, Boojie! 💗

[@ccooper6432]

You might be tired of dumbest fails, but without this series we never would have had hippocrips, which is still my favorite coffee mug. Love you Alonzo!

[@kayleegillespie3837]

He lost the last of his brain cells reading that first sign😂

[@ASWilshire1]

You have to keep doing these at least once in a while, Alonzo. They are what gave you your first million subscribers after all 💚

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

6:14 Bruh 😂😂😂 i have never IN MY LIFE seen an 11y/o layin out facts like that xD *_SHE WAS 🔥SPITTIN'🔥!!!_*

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

tyyyyy❤️

[@ravnphoenx]

I am in love with your shirt!!! 😍😍 Also, Labor Day's "real" reason for being is alright with me! "This bleep had the or thats it tea to play me" This person had the audacity to play me 😆😆😆😆

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

I missed dumbest fails, it’s my favorite series by Alonzo 😄😄😄😄

[@Heyguhh]

“Its hard out hea for a pimp”🤣😂

[@kashysdavidson3210]

Love how he is casually showing love and support with his shirt and didn’t even say shit about it

[@jeromemillerjr3150]

"Prices listed in discrimination" took me all the way out 🤣.

[@KageNoTora74]

Maybe they meant demon and nations?😜

[@jeromemillerjr3150]

@@KageNoTora74 lol

[@darianvelazquez6996]

Man i really missed this, even tho it didn’t go away i still missed it can’t wait for more

[@des9323]

That 11 year old was me. I was 18. I lived in my parents house, we had my 3 OLDER siblings in the house. TWO of them had a child each. One had her partner living with us too. I worked, my sister and her partner worked and my bro but the other one didn't. Don't ask me how though but every night it seemed to be my job to clean that kitchen. EVERY NIGHT! I used to be so mad coz we used to take turns but somehow it ended up my responsibility. I used to get so mad coz DO YOU KNOW how many dishes people go through when it comes to babies?!?!? Too many for no reason. I feel that little girl's pain.

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

heyyyyy that’s me

[@milenenaja550]

Definitely feel you on this one! My mother would always send me to the kitchen after dinner. All these people in here and only ONE person is responsible for all the cleaning? I felt like Florence from The Jeffersons!

[@makaylaterileelolz7585]

@@milenenaja550 😭😭😭

[@jazmynehart2251]

Facts I went on vacation the other week and these mfs really waited until I got back to ask me to throw the trash out . Like you mean to tell me you couldn’t do it until I got back 😂 ? Like does life really stop in this house when I’m not here ?!? Wtf 🤣🤣

[@milenenaja550]

@@jazmynehart2251 Right??? LMAO!

[@mahaliascakery]

"I need a comma in my life " is a great line for a tee shirt.

[@alyssamusiq]

“Or that’s it tea” is translated to audacity, I think is what this person was trying to say unless I’m having a stroke like that post lol

[@babyghoul9377]

the letter from the little girl & the “pour salad on your wounds” status TOOK ME TF OOOOOOUUUUT OMG😩😂💀 i haven’t watched a video from you in a cool minute & i definitely needed this laugh lol😅 i found your channel about a year & a half ago thanks to Facebook, & I’ve been in love w your videos since. These ones are my absolute FAVORITE though, no doubt🤣💯👌

[@qhostkidd]

realising "or thats it tea" was meant to be "audacity" made me need to lie down for a solid hour

[@triannalewisllc]

I'm 100% with the girl being tierd of all they mess!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I need to write a note like that myself🤣🤣🤣

[@eggie1978]

Alonzo, when you said, "Why are we like this?" That explains everything about this video series.

[@michildramiller6160]

Or that’s it tea 🤦🏽‍♀️ (AUDACITY) I am too done 🤣🤣🤣

[@bellajaid]

Mikaela is going to grow up to be the traveling childfree aunt 🤣

[@slayergirl6983]

My favorite part is "I was about to die!" 🤣

[@robertd3139]

When he wore that pride shirt i thought homie was coming out.

[@sattyartsedits6019]

He aint gay?

[@magi_cait]

He is gay. He showed is bf on tiktok. They are so cute lol

[@robertd3139]

@@magi_cait i saw the tik tok- yo i thought u was playin me

[@StonerOfGotham]

He's in the gross soda video!!

[@StonerOfGotham]

@@magi_cait thank you for this

[@deceitfulhero1723]

9:40 I think Teddy wanted to say it had the "audacity" to mess with him.

[@SkyHighSkylar]

Omg love your pride t shirt!!!

[@HisFayerie]

I know you did not just say "it's hard to be a pimp"! Tell me about it, boo! I know it's rough to be a pimp these days! 😅🤦🏽‍♀️

[@youdontneedtoknow3047]

"You spelled it like you cooked it"😂😂😂

[@deandrelee5806]

I has to pause starting from 6:34. That one line got me crying. 😂😂😂

[@imjusdanii]

He really jus said "its hard out here for a pimp" 😭😭

[@laylaluann9541]

Oh no I nearly choked on my cheese at that bomb fire bit. 😂😂😂

[@melodyparra2960]

Let’s see how long he’ll last before he falls out of the chair 😂

[@jurnee2cre8]

I was actually reading this comment right when he fell out of his chair 😂

[@ashleyealston]

That's always one of my fave parts! I can always count on him to do that lol

[@emmaleighdieguez5933]

i haven’t seen your videos in years then it randomly popped up 😭😭 you brought a lot of joy to me when i was younger and wanted a good laugh.

[@youdontneedtoknow3047]

Mikayla is fed up!!!😭😂👏

[@amygallant6700]

FACTS!!!! I don’t wanna piss her off

[@Melisa_CPP_WAP]

LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!! I can't be the only person who wishes Alonzo would upload every day!!! Lol I definitely needed this video today!!! Thanks😘

[@konoyumekara]

Makayla's note sounds alot like how my 11 yr old complains to her step dad about the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@violetbluejay]

1:10 "In order to try and comply with the 6ft social distancing, we ask that you please wait at the red lines if there is a customer and the register (near?) the red box. Thank you

[@anakelly76512]

I watch Emmymade's channel. She says 'Itadakimasu' before eating. Some people thought she said 'eat a ducky moss'. If you say this fast, that is how 'itadkimasu' sounds. Emmy even had a shirt made with 'Eat a ducky moss' printed on it. 😂🤣

[@nyks590]

He really quoted hustle and flow "it's hard out here for a pimp" 😂😂

[@kennthestarr]

1:00 I think i lost brain cells 💀

[@kaykaysims9461]

Also 9:53 " the or thats it tea" is "the audicity" LMAO!!

[@Ogspotlite]

You’re “early enough” congrats you found this

[@donovan7220]

No

[@mysticwizardphd]

Nice

[@topnep548]

I’ve been seeing these kinds of comments everywhere recently

[@robertmartin6746]

Thank you for this Alonzo. I needed this after dealing with idiots of tiktok

[@janae5316]

only youtuber that i know that won’t get canceled

[@SkyHighSkylar]

Yooooo dumbest fails is backkkkkk!!!

[@spikeyredheadboii6375]

YOO PRIDE SHIRT?? POG

[@robertd3139]

did you the tik tok? i thought i was the only one that noticed that shirt.

[@spikeyredheadboii6375]

@@robertd3139 no I didn’t see the tiktok

[@melanieswritingplans]

As an editor, these posts you review for this series hurt my brain. As a viewer, I love this series! You never know what you're going to get.

[@letsjustvibe800]

No one was gon tell me he was gay ?!? Like congrats bestie 😭🤌🏽

[@VideosChannels]

Keep up the great work with the dumbest fail videos: your genuine reactions make me laugh and feel alive :)

[@irishclairebear2934]

I'm actually early for once. I have peaked 😝🤣

[@4castcrew584]

🤦🏽‍♂️ the or thats it tea @9:45 the audacity 🤣

[@sekaylamullings4352]

If your reading this your gonna get good news tommorow 🙏 I love you alonzo

[@livywithane]

6:28 I'm with Mikayla. WASH YOUR OWN DISHES!!! I hate being in charge of doing it.😩😤🍽 Me coming up to my former French teacher: "Bon Jaw!"👋🏾💀🤣

[@sharitastevenson2214]

Omg my baby Makayla letter made it on here that's so crazy 😂😂 listen me and my husband work long hours I have 4 kids 17,16,makayla is 12 now and a 1 year old... i hold them all reliable to keep the house clean well except the baby that keep messing up... 😂😂 they all have chores but yes sometime makayla picks up the slack for her older siblings that work part time jobs🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️ but she was well rewarded after this letter and we listen to her the kitchen is CLEAN !!!

[@Eloquentlyjay]

You need to frame her letter bc when I first saw it on FB I was crying laughing 🥴😂😂😂

[@icarlyIV]

Never stop this series man! This is what got me to your channel in the first place lol

[@tyreatupouharris4790]

YESSSSS!!!! The word was audacity

[@thelonewolf7443]

That’s some quality entertainment right there for you! Thank you for the video Alonzo, your humor always makes my day 😁

[@briannaparson8536]

These always make my day.

[@liad5313]

9:48 said “This (blank) had the audacity to play me 😒okay bet🤨”

[@AndreaMalloyd]

I thought like you weren’t gonna do it anymore? 🤣

[@mikaylamarsh7346]

Thanks for uploading this just in time for my break 💕

[@Werevampiwolf]

Teddy was trying to say "audacity".

[@kikomartin-pr]

I was taking a drink of ice tea when you said, “it looks like he polished the black off his shoes”, and I almost choked from laughing. 😂😂

[@hamadasalad2589]

Is he wearing a pride shirt ?? We love to see it truly an icon

[@jessimarie1002]

These are one of my favorite types of videos! it’s always a guaranteed laugh!

[@jae_reesex5334]

Loving the pride shirt!!!

[@jwjw9948]

Please keep dumbest fails coming!!! I live for these!!!

[@Drago0025]

Me tryna focus on Alonzo: The background: *try*

[@hubbyfoods]

The laughter he's making. 🤣🤣 I love your videos!!! Who else love his happy Aura? 😁🙌🙋

[@anakelly76512]

This is why I read my comments 2 or 3 times to make sure I have no spelling mistakes because sometimes, my autocorrect isn't correct. If I'm unsure of how to spell a word, I just use Google. Edit: My auto correct just changed the word 'Sometimes' to 'So crimes'. See what I mean? Good thing I reread my text to my mom before I sent it. I typed, "Hit me with your best shot" ( a song by Pat Benatar) When I looked my comment over, autocorrect had changed 'Shot' to 'Sh*t'. No one wants to be hit with that crap💩. 😂😂

[@MisterJ1984]

YES!!! Please, Alonzo, I need more Dumbest Fails!!

[@Highpoet]

WAIT. ARE YOU IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY!! I looked up something and it say you were bi, and if it’s true I’m bi as well and this makes me SOO happy because you’re one of my favorite KZbinr. Many blessings and happiness 💙💙🖤🖤🤍🤍

[@LuzMaria95]

I can’t eat or drink when watching these videos bc I be choking to death 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bubblegumdum]

Give that 11 year old a medal or something that was epic

[@tweety3893]

Whew Child The Fails In This 1 Took Me Out 🤣😂🤣

[@jocelynlopezalcaraz4953]

4:39 What did you just read? These people need to go back to school fr.

[@KageNoTora74]

The education system failed them.

[@jocelynlopezalcaraz4953]

@@KageNoTora74 Fr

[@caedmon1109]

These never get old! I’m cracking up every time!

[@forgottenness]

I love his pride shirt! I want it!

[@Sasskitten]

I feel the person's pain at 4:06 I did it with macaroni and cheese. I got distracted playing with my niece's new kitten and forgot to add the water before putting it in the microwave.

[@noo9541]

I'm gonna decode the google review I got this "Anyone who works there will be apart of the b u n c h trying to be honest about the product that they are behind. its about anywhere you work, Verizon's name stands out. they work good for me, but it depends on who you are and the day if they do a good job. if you keep going back, you'll eventually get the worker that cares about their job and I'm happy to go back to the Brady Bunch as Cindy Reed" maybe idek what that means

[@crystalcici9467]

Oh Lord, I laughed so much watching this, I got asthma!😂 I love these Video's!!!!!💕