Uncharted - The WORST Movie of All Time

[@dumbsville]

Hi! there are some audio errors i didnt catch while rendering. premiere pro moment. just pretend like i added sound effects in certain places.

[@starredcosmos]

i can manifest the sound effects in my head, hearing vine boom and bruh moment sound effect #2 and metal pipe falling sound effect a ton 🤓

[@Omabatfartsbruh]

adobe sucks switch back to sony vegas

[@ThomasBox16]

Review the bionicles movies... or else

[@omniox2216]

The audio perfectly fixed a for the insults.

[@orange-qj3yd]

Hey I’m in the video! I’ve come to the conclusion after playing the 4th game again and watching the movie at home that this movie is dogwater.

[@notanaveragedoktah8390]

It's actually unbelievable this wasn't written during the 2009 writer's strike.

[@lordmontymord8701]

Oh i remember how Michael Bay used that excuse for Transformers 2 ... and then Transformers 3 came along and was nearly as bad 😆

[@PhantomPraetor]

@@lordmontymord8701 DotM was pretty good but that ending was absolute dogshit Like wtf Optimus

[@zack8865]

@@PhantomPraetor Optimus did the right thing ngl. you saw what happened to Megatron. the mf died 5 times and miraculously comes back to life everytime and is somehow still a menace to society

[@PhantomPraetor]

@@zack8865 Fair point. However, according to the novelization, it’s made clear Megatrom realized he fucked up by letting Sentinel toy with him, and all he wants at that point is just to have Cybertron back. He’s fuckin _done_ with the fighting. If DotM had its original ending it would have been my favorite of the Bayverse quintology.

[@Tomofdahook17]

The initial idea for this movie actually began around 2010. I actually have a copy of the original script.

[@officialfsandwichofeleague]

I honestly kinda hate it when people say, "When you look at it on its own it's not that bad," because 1: it's supposed to be an adaptation, and 2: it could still be terrible on its own.

[@daniboy4153]

Exactly!

[@varsityreviews707]

It's a two way street. An adaptation has to succeed at two things: being a good adaptation and being good on its own. There are several examples of adaptations being good adaptations but not really being good on their own, for example, Aquaman I hear is a great adaptation of the comic (i could be 100% wrong, this is just what I heard) just as there's plenty of examples of the inverse, such as this movie. I personally believe that a movie should always try to be a good movie first. If a movie can stand on it's own, then it can succeed at being a good movie. In Uncharted's case, I agree. As a movie on it's own, it is perfectly fine, and is, dare I say, a fun adventure movie. As an Uncharted movie, it's terrible. But on it's own? It's fine. I'm not saying that's a good excuse to make, nor am I saying that it's wrong to point out it's a terrible adaptation. It's just in my humble opinion, I'd much rather watch an adaptation that's bad but a fun movie than an adaptation that's good but a bad movie, like Twilight. Those are as far as I know good adaptations of the books, but they're not good movies.

[@lordmontymord8701]

True. They could have made an original IP, but they used Uncharted to get at least the fans of the game in the cinema. If that's not an invitation to compare movie and games then i don't know. Of course you can simply use a story that was told before and make your own interpretation, but i think we all know Sony and the producers didn't put that much intellectual work into this. And no. 2 is also right: If we forget the connection to the games the movie is still bad ...

[@goosegas2087]

@@varsityreviews707 But fine has a positive connotation. I would consider it mediocre.

[@a-cxnt]

literally the only reason most people went to watch the movie was because its connected to the games.

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

Now that January and the positive review month is over we can finally get back to feeding off Dumbsy’s suffering like the digital vampires that we are.

[@Ag_33]

Vamps⁉️

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

@@Ag_33 ;)

[@jayceallen6530]

Yes, and no more positive reviews im so used to dumbsville being negative that I don’t want him to ever praise anything again

[@asanitheafrofuturist]

He gonna spray y'all with garlic lol

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

@@asanitheafrofuturist Joke’s on him I have a garlic kink

[@theoptomisticshelf]

I've never played uncharted, and you did a better job of selling me the entire series than the whole movie.

[@lordmontymord8701]

Dumbsville is correct, Uncharted is way better than you would think with that concept. Many other game studios would have only cared for the action and not for characters and story, because this is just a treasure hunt where you kill tons of enemies and solve riddles ... And now the movie is just that 😂 - kind of ironic ...

[@strxwbxrry_420]

I’ve never played either but I’m suddenly a fan lol

[@Justsomerandomdude397]

I recommend playing if you can buy the collection plus legacy of thieves for both ps4 and 5

[@starredcosmos]

This movie was just way too safe to be an U N C H A R T E D movie. It’s literally called uncharted and most of it takes place in a fucking city?! one of the adaptations of all time truly

[@zen4ever3]

It’s not even that. It’s the fact that MOST of game takes place in an “uncharted” location. In the movie, 90% takes place in an Urban setting. Actually no, even then, you could argue that other then the campsite and the monastery/shimbala, most of uncharted 2 takes place in an urban environment. So then what is the issue? The issue is that it lacks that GRAND SPECTACLE! The amazing music! The tense atmosphere (check out “unwelcomed guests” and “the bunker” chapter from uncharted 1), and the love that come from the games. Honestly if they just had Nathen Filion as Nate and just made it a show instead of a movie, it would have probably been better.

[@angryboi595]

That’s literally what I expect from a Uncharted movie. It doesn’t matter if “the movie isn’t as bad if you think of it as its own” and shit. ITS AN UNCHARTED MOVIE. And not like Sonic Movie where Sonic is in a city because he was forced to be trapped there, not to mention it makes sense since Sonic X did a plot like that. Even in that movie it had the rings, the speed, the abilities and the robots. There’s some things for a adaption you just can’t remove, and removing the world travel of Uncharted in a fucking Uncharted movie is unforgivable

[@dogwelderyt]

yeah some real uncharted territory

[@conorrigoli7578]

Fun fact: Tom Holland apologized for being in this movie. Apparently he didn't think he was a good choice for Nathan Drake and thus didn't really give his all.

[@daniboy4153]

That was like a year before the movie came out, when the promotions were out I think

[@KingSchenk-kx7fu]

Didn’t hear about that

[@baconous689]

I would also like to add that Mark Walhberg was supposed to be Drake originally. But production took so long he aged out of the role. I want to reiterate this: *production took so long Mark Wahlberg became too old to play Drake*

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Like battlefield earth did with John Travolta and the lead role

[@dante_0962]

They couldn’t just aged the character up or de-aged the actor?

[@lordmontymord8701]

@@dante_0962 No, because they clearly wanted this to be the start of a long running movie franchise (let's hope that doesn't happen, but i'm a realist, so there will be at least two more). And good de-aging costs - and only makes sense when you want an actor to play a younger version of a character that is already established, like Michael Douglas as Hank Pym in Avengers: Endgame).

[@HappyCynic]

So it was destined to be crap from the very beginning.

[@KH0LRA]

dude already ruined Max Payne, at least that bullet was dodged with him ruining Nathan Drake too lol

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

i find it ironic how the cgi people in the game look more real then the actual actors in the movie lmao

[@lordmontymord8701]

Not only the actors - the game had better physics than the action parts of the movie 😉

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

@@mrkaji8913 i- its called a joke lol-

[@katzea.a7880]

ikr Tommy Homellander is barely a real person, he's starting to be more like a cartoon character

[@MineplexVLOfficial]

I never understood the casting of Tom Holland as Nathan Drake Like Nathan Fillion was right there

[@Samuel_Loegan]

Yeah...why can't they cast Nathan Fillion though? That fan-made film KILLED it

[@OldDumbTeenCommentAccount]

Because Tom is more popular among teens and this movie was basically cash grab for teens

[@James-ps9zo]

They wanted him as the Nathan Darke in his early 20s and Tom Holland would've gotten the movie money because of who he is and he wouldn't mind as they're his favourite games

[@Ironcladking]

Because tom holland told us a sob story about how much he wanted to be in an uncharted movie

[@shortangel333]

K, but Danny DeVito..

[@victoriouswinner7745]

"the writers must have thought the joke was more funny than it is" summarizes this movie PERFECTLY

[@Trashedaccount123]

The chemistry with Nathan and Sully was so perfect in the games 😭 the reaction in my face when I saw them remaking the whole story and lore of uncharted and Nathan’s relationship with Sully was absolutely disappointing…

[@daniboy4153]

*Dysfunctional friendship*

[@lordmontymord8701]

With a blueprint like this you would think they couldn't screw up - but big Hollywood-writers always find a way ... I just looked up the writers and one of them (of course there is more than one) has the first name Rafe. Sooo, revenge on the franchise because Uncharted 4's main villain had the same name or just incompetence? The Jury decides ...

[@UltimateNut]

The fact that Sully didn't care about Nate in the movie but just the treasure is just SAD! Literally in Uncharted 3, When Sully helped him escaped Marlowe’s men, they soon become best buds but in the movie sully meets Nate and says to him “hey man Im gonna steal this treasure wanna help me?”

[@ericleal157]

@@UltimateNut Yes, sullyvan is the biggest problem in this film, Tom Holland despite not physically looking like Nathan has his mannerisms and personality, I can visualize the essence of Nate in him, since the sully in the film has nothing to do with Sullyvan, is just another character entirely diferent, I hope they improve on that in the sequel.

[@crucial3267]

My favourite part is when Mark Whalberg's character committed a hate crime got away with it and then complained about people talking about it in a post credit scene. Bravo Vince

[@saltyseadog4719]

..hm? Oh his real life crime?

[@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462]

He served his time and has reform since his youth. I'm not sure that's "getting away with it" even if other celebrities have had their careers destroyed for way less.

[@A_Funne_Boi]

Oh, and btw, the worst part of the movie for me was the fact that they barely use any guns at all. That is kinda important when adapting a THIRD PERSON *SHOOTER*

[@Lucios1995]

I don't think they want Nathan to be killing people that often, it's a Rated T film, I mean, PG13

[@A_Funne_Boi]

@@Lucios1995 yea but he couldve killed *some* people or at least tried to shoot them, wouldve been better than shoddy melee fights tbh

[@traktor420]

@@Lucios1995literally not an excuse, iron-man literally gunned down a bunch of terrorists in the first iron man movie

[@HA-ot6uf]

The director forgot it was a third person game during the plane sequence, wouldn't be surprised if he forgot it was a shooter too.

[@pink4566]

Like adapting GTA V and having one protagonist who never interacts with a car

[@theladycata9648]

I remember seeing promo images from this movie and thinking that Tom Holland looked out of place as Nathan Drake, but by the time it actually came out I heard so little about it that I completely forgot it existed until this video got suggested to me. I’m sure that’s a great sign.

[@idktbh6265]

Hollywood when they realize ppl can still talk during action and not just throw one liners 😱

[@lordmontymord8701]

I think it's really funny that the Uncharted games have better writing even though a lot of games still use cutscenes just to show action they can't have ingame - or just to explain how and why the character gets to the next action setpiece. But now a lot of Hollywood blockbusters operate like the action scenes are the only important thing and all this talking stuff is just filler. Maybe they should go back to the OG Doom games and just have a text explaining how we got from a to b, just to save time for the action ...

[@ericleal157]

@@iamcolourblind10 There are no Uncharted movies, it's just one.

[@ericleal157]

@@iamcolourblind10 I agree, because in these media there is more time to develop the characters, you can't have the same story as a 20 hour game or a series of dozens of episodes in 2 hours of film.

[@aivenfurman5631]

Literally the only reason I was invested in this movie was because I was watching this in class and our teacher had us take notes on the certain locations.

[@TheSundayShooter]

There's notes about the locations plastered on the picture itself

[@q-tipps3854]

My favorite part was when Drake looked at sully and said, “This has really been an Uncharted.”

[@starkillersneed]

"Be careful, Drake! We're among thieves!" "Then let's give them a thief's end!" "Oh, you're gonna pull out one of your tricks?" "Yup. A good ol' Drake's deception."

[@Spahici]

So thats it? What? We some kind of suicide squad?

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

And then he Drake'd all over those guys

[@Goofy-goober72]

@@starkillersneed all in a days work looking for drakes fortune

[@cashmoney9704]

@@starkillersneed we really have fallen into a the golden abyss

[@ninjafrog6966]

“It’s actually a decent movie if you think of it as a general movie” THE MOVIE IS CALLED UNCHARTED!

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Ross McIntyre summed it up perfectly when he said that this movie isn’t really an adaptation of Uncharted or about the story of Nathan Drake, but rather a vehicle for Tom Holland to prove that he can be more than just Spider-Man. Also, that Sony saw the formula of Tom Holland plus Sony IP equals financial success, so why not do it again.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

@Caitlyn Carvalho That would be funny, but I don’t think so.

[@oweneastwood2223]

Then they shoulda made him Tintin

[@metal6948]

Uncharted was PERFECT for a movie adaptation. They had a perfectly good foundation for a big blockbuster adaptation, and instead opted for an Indiana Jones/James Bond knock with Tom Holland. It completely missed the point of what made the games charming. Uncharted is MADE to be a big cinematic blockbuster experience, and I have no idea how Sony managed to screw up something that was SO STRAIGHTFORWARD.

[@mahirutsuyuzaki]

i like how they give the most.. manly characters ever the most babyface actor who plays what mostly consists of teen roles

[@DireBowser]

Ikr. They could not have found a worse fit for Nathan Drake. I like Tom Holland, but he is not a middle aged action hero.

[@idkanymore2183]

That's what I said 😭

[@KAMFP]

MASCULINITY IS SCARY QUICK PUT ANOTHER BABY FACE ON SCREEEEEN

[@cryguy0000]

I mean Drake isn't like a six packed pro wrestler, but yeah Tom Holland was probably one of the last picks I'd make for the actor of Nathan Drake

[@mahirutsuyuzaki]

@@cryguy0000 IKIK I just couldn't really word it right at the time lol I do agree however

[@PixTron515]

The Uncharted Movie really reminds me of the 2009 writer's strike and Im not even joking

[@Herman61Real]

this is literally one of the uncharted movies ever made 🥶🥶🥶

[@Leadinthewater]

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@BigScreamingBaby]

This is literally the one uncharted movie ever made🥶🥶🥶

[@charliemason2000]

No, it's the bare minimum.

[@lordmontymord8701]

@Big Box Let's hope, but as we know the big movie studios there is no chance they will leave Uncharted or any other gaming francise alone ... And since this movie made money you can't even compare it to most bad game-adaptations ...

[@Shayster-_-]

I remember watching this shit and sitting there thinking, “Are they seriously trying to fit all 4 uncharted games into one movie?” Waa crazy disappointed

[@the_filmdudes]

My favorite part of the movie was when Tom Holland was like “It’s chartin’ time!” and proceeded to chart all over the place.

[@dopey473]

I don't understand how Tomb Raider has better movie adaptations than Uncharted, a series practically designed to be cinematic Tomb Raider that was so successful at it that even TR itself copied it. Also this marks the 2nd time Mark Whalberg was in a horrible movie adaptation of an amazing 3rd person shooter.

[@COSun25]

I worry about what Amazon and MGM are going to do with Tomb Raider. You hear about the possibility of a connected universe of the video games, past films, and the new TV show they're making?

[@dopey473]

@@COSun25 ew that sounds horrible

[@shinichiizumi2242]

what's the other movie?

[@coolbatfleck9952]

@@shinichiizumi2242 The horrific Max Payne movie from 2008

[@soltandvinegar]

In fortnite (let me finish) they did a collaboration for the release of this movie. It had a Nathan Drake skin with both the game and movie counterparts as styles. Switching between the two and seeing the contrast was the funniest shit ever

[@oladipupoolowabi9316]

Fr

[@slippinhoovy3439]

my favorite part was when tom holland said "finally, this place has become charted" and charted all of the uncharted areas

[@Lucios1995]

I'll mark it on your map!

[@HeavyDave997]

My favorite part was Mark Wahlberg looking directly into the camera, and confessed to his use of steroids and drinking baby blood to look like that at the age of 51. Such a movie moment in cinema history, surprised he didn't win a Oscar for that performance

[@Dullsonic3]

I am truly sorry for how this movie tarnished your precious waifu.

[@replix4458]

hello omori from hit 2020 game omori

[@TonyQuinn]

I actually thought Chloe was portrayed well.

[@night-seeker666]

​@@TonyQuinn Chloe just gives Nathan the lightskin stare most the time rather than flirting or quipping.

[@helloneighbour2408]

@@TonyQuinn bro is onto nothin

[@Mortimer_RS]

@@TonyQuinn being wrong is not illegal, don't worry, buddy.

[@marisolquiroz3456]

i will never forget my first introduction to and impression of this series of games. my cousin, a couple years older than me, was the one who introduced it to me after he got it as a gift. i was 9/10 years old, and it was around the release of uncharted two. I remember watching my cousin start the game, the train crash cold open, how absolutely enthralled, captivated, and invested in the story I immediately was. I had never seen the series before this, I remember when I described it to my peers, I called a cinematic experience that you sometimes got to control, I explained my joy of watching over playing as being that watching the gameplay was not so different to watching a movie, even if i didn't choose the dialogue choices. it was maybe an hour or so of the game that i watched, maybe more, i cant quite remember, but it was so influential that in 2016 when uncharted 4 was released, i bought the uncharted 4 ps4 bundle, along with a 1-3 bundle just so I could play the games myself (i played the entire series during my wisdom teeth removal. pivotal core memory for sure). Edit: I was also very excited for the release of this movie and interested in seeing it. I wasnt so sure about the casting choices but I wanted to remain optimistic/hopeful. In the end, I absolutely agree that at the core the writers/producers/whoever, didnt understand what made the narrative of the games so endearing and captivating and important to its audience. I think I enjoyed the film at an extremely surface level of omg game i love has been adapted to a film, but when it comes to comparing it to the narrative and world building of the games, it definitely feels like a slap in the face towards the sincerity and humanity of the well-written (though not without flaws) character driven universe of the uncharted game series.

[@AleTitan]

Not even my MOM could finish this movie. She said she got bored and annoyed with the characters.

[@squirrelthegamer8483]

“It’s called UNCHARTED!!” Yes. I’m tired of people saying that adaptations shouldn’t be compared to it’s source. I agree that it should be able to stand on it’s own but don’t make it so that it can only stand on it’s own.

[@melancholyentertainment]

No one’s saying adaptations shouldn’t be compared to their source, it’s that they shouldn’t be judged ONLY on comparison to their source material. It can be a bad adaptation and a good movie, or vice versa, the best ones succeed at both obviously but it’s not wrong to acknowledge when something is still a good movie despite being a bad adaptation. Many people, like this KZbinr here, seem to think they’re the same thing, or that it’s impossible to be a good movie without being a bad adaptation, seemingly because he’s blinded by his attachment to this particular series.

[@squirrelthegamer8483]

@@melancholyentertainment If it’s a good product that ignores the source material, don’t call it the same thing! If during production, you find the script veering far off from what you’re supposed to be adapting, don’t steal the fanbase’s affection to trick people to watching it. Have some balls and self respect to rename and rebrand and make it original cause otherwise you’ll just piss people off and show everyone you’re too lazy or cowardly or creatively bankrupt to make something new without leeching off the success of another IP. Geez, why do I have to explain this simple premise?

[@melancholyentertainment]

@@squirrelthegamer8483 Perhaps, but that’s an entirely different principle, a discussion to have with the studios. You don’t have to explain anything. I understand just fine. It doesn’t change a single thing I said, plain and simple.

[@squirrelthegamer8483]

@@melancholyentertainment I’m just saying you can’t have it both ways. You can’t have the same title and character and expect people not to compare it to the source. Like I said, you should make it good enough to stand on it’s own but don’t make it that it can only stand on it’s own cause otherwise, you’re slapping the fans you tricked into buying your product in the face.

[@unluckly9256]

I'm still in shock and disbelief that Geoff and the gang had this nominated for best adaptation at the game awards

[@deliriousmasher]

Good thing OH THE MISERY won

[@amirgarcia547]

They needed enough nominees to fill the spot, and so just decided to toss Uncharted in there lol.

[@sarcasmguy6482]

@@deliriousmasher it was either gonna go to arcane or edgerunners

[@idun_porra]

Tbf what other video game adaptation they could use instead of uncharted

[@AstralToastie]

well i guess they needed something for the fifth slot

[@tannerprice2018]

I’m honestly still wondering how this movie made more money worldwide than Sonic 2.

[@SimGunther]

When Nolan North showed up to scoff at the adventures these main characters had while on vacation, I felt some retribution, but not enough to save this movie.

[@stevemcfudge]

One of the things I hate the most about this is that Tom Holland looks closer to young Nathan in the flashbacks. Also I'm worried about how they'll do a sequel without either ruining it for fans by dumbing it down or ruining it for the fans of the movie since certain parts of the games, especially the supernatural parts, can't be left out but are too different from the movie and would seem out of place for people who haven't played the games. I'm also worried about Eddie since, if I remember correctly, that's what the guy with the eye patch at the end was called, and he had a golden gun. THAT IS NOT EDDIE!

[@uberfeel]

I like that they chose the least masculine looking actor to play the most dad body looking video game character in video game history.

[@TheSundayShooter]

Bonus: he's younger than everybody who played the game

[@Palestinewillbefreeeeeee]

Excuse me. Dad body?

[@Mortimer_RS]

@@Palestinewillbefreeeeeee "He could be my daddy any day" type of body.

[@Starcatplays]

Why are most adapted games to Film so bad, hot take, The Last Of Us tv show is not that good, it a 5/10 I really hope you review that show when it's complete because those Sony fan boys need a spanking.

[@aussiehighlands2715]

I suppose it depends on the film team and the director if they do a good job/care for the media they want to produce

[@ryennfilms6429]

I like the show, the only thing that bugs me off is how ugly the cast is

[@shadowleon659]

How hard was it for them to make an Uncharted film? It's Indiana Jones set in present day and having a more adult oriented tone.

[@Tommedian]

Indiana Jones has nazis and people getting their faces melted off. I’m pretty sure it has an adult oriented tone

[@NonStopEpik]

I hated the movie, was so unfaithful to the game. It then to top it off! They put a cameo of the actual Nathan Drake! Man that sucked seeing him. Tore my heart.

[@NonStopEpik]

TinTin was a better Uncharted movie

[@britishgaming6]

wallace and gromit: a grand day out was a better adaptation of the uncharted movie since the moon is practically uncharted, and this movie takes place mostly in a city

[@atharvadate7345]

What really makes me mad at this movie is how wrong they adapted the characters. Nathan is not some naive moron who trusts everyone. Sully is not a heartless monster who just wants the money. Chloe is not a constantly double crossing person.

[@Bornogo]

i liked the part where he says "mr sully , i dont want to go" and turns into dust

[@samdavid5772]

Hearing Charlie mentioning he's out of minutes on his phone is the funniest line I have and will ever hear

[@damienlarson4145]

In 2018, there was a fan made Uncharted film uploaded to KZbin that had Nathan Filion as Nathan Drake. It's surprisedly good. It felt like I was playing the games or watching an actual Uncharted movie. If you haven't seen it that video, I highly recommend it. You won't be disappointed. In fact I even said to myself, this should've been the Uncharted movie instead of this.

[@rats703]

Do you have link?

[@damienlarson4145]

@@rats703 give me a minute

[@damienlarson4145]

@@rats703 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGami4SmpquSbZY here it is.

[@rats703]

@@damienlarson4145 thank you

[@DukeNukemMan-un8tm]

@@damienlarson4145 its been 50 minutes

[@WR--tt9lj]

I don't think I have ever seen dumbsville this angry before

[@Lukkak09]

The fact that a movie adaptation of a game based of kamikaze birds is way better than a movie based of a game that is perfect for a movie adaptation will never not be at least a little bit funny.

[@traktor420]

The fact that a Mario movie where Chris Pratt plays Mario is probably gonna be better then this is hysterical

[@Lukkak09]

@@traktor420 True

[@dg8522]

As someome who fondly grew up playing uncharted and tear up every time I hear that menu music im pissed they fucked this up. Im a marky mark man myself and i cannot with this. This could have been such a good movie.

[@reapeashooter2]

Those are some angry birds.

[@SoicAngellis]

@@traktor420 Not just all that, *But made by Illumination*

[@theOriginalRudeDude]

This is, the most accurate review video, EVER. It explains so many points from plot, to the acting, and even the soundtrack. 10/10

[@kaxcommentssomethingREAL]

i don't think the writer, or writers for the movie were that passionate for the games, when you show me the dialogue from the actual games it makes me feel like the writer(s) were having fun coming up with them and have a reason as to why they say what they do. most of the dialogue from the movie doesn't even seem to have that much character in it... it's unfortunate this was an enjoyable watch, thanks for pumping out peak content my man

[@lifesgood687]

Uncharted is literally like eating a cheeto with out the cheese dust. It's just too bland

[@Chris.EP.95]

I liked the part when Tom Holland said "Is Uncharting time" and he uncharted all his enemies around.

[@RogueDawson17]

4:48 My sister (who for context has only played Animal Crossing New Horizons and who has _never_ wanted to play a story-driven single-player game) had her eyes GLUED to the screen when I was playing Uncharted 4. She loved the characters and the story. And that is what makes me angry about the Uncharted movie. I know for a _fact_ there are people out there that would probably never touch the Uncharted games, but would _love_ the story in them. The Uncharted movie could've been that bridge, bringing Uncharted back into the mainstream, becoming something that gamers _and_ non-gamers could bond over. Anyway, that's why I'm angry 😂

[@direttorejoe50]

When this film came out in theaters last year I and a couple of friends went to go see it and when the film was over I kept saying it was terrible and how it's not even a good film, but my friends thought that I was overreacting because they know I don't like Tom Holland. Seeing this video made me realize I wasn’t alone.

[@VergilDarkslayer]

You were overreacting and dumbsville too like its not resident evil type of bad movie

[@captainitalia811]

@@VergilDarkslayer literally vergil big fan

[@rorschach1985ify]

@@VergilDarkslayer Way to make us Vergil fans look bad with your shit take.

[@VergilDarkslayer]

@@rorschach1985ify so i cant enjoy shit cause a lego man said so?

[@rorschach1985ify]

@@VergilDarkslayer I'm calling you out for your shit take on saying this film is bad being an "overreaction" when it is bad and unlike you, the Lego guy provided actual reasons why. Try a better argument instead of moving the goalposts.

[@Riley_Canvessa]

To be honest, Uncharted doesn't need a movie It's a movie in it of itself, a playable one And you gain more by playing it Hell just watch a no commentary playthrough and you have an amazing movie

[@josephnewsome2935]

I never understood why Nathan’s dad abandoned him and the movie could’ve explained it

[@maxkeegan9183]

I remember something I said about this movie. Tom Holland wasn't casted because they aged-down Nathan Drake. They aged down Nathan Drake so they could cast Tom Holland.

[@KingoftheBashful]

This movie feels like what would happen if one of those fancasts on cape films were actually allowed to happen.

[@HannyaHalo]

I gotta say 4 is my personal favorite. I could go on for hours why but I'm just going to bring up 1 example. Uncharted 4 is kinda lacking in set pieces and action compared to the other games at least % wise and this was done intentionally. We can see Nathan is desperately trying to avoid falling back into his habits of adventuring because he promised Elena that he put that behind him and the one thing he loves more than the adventure is her. But his brother's life being on the line causes him to jump into another adventure anyway and through out the game you can see that his sole focus is saving Sam. That is until the end of the Madagascar section of the game. The devs completely let loose with what's in my opinion the best set piece in the franchise. The collapsing bell tower, a really fun puzzle that also helps you learn about the pirate captains, a hectic run away from an armored car, and some seriously fun vehicle combat jumping from one to another. The player after being kinda starved for super interesting set pieces is now getting all of it and then some and are having an absolute blast. So is clearly Nathan Drake with that laugh he lets out with Sam by the end of it. But then as he gets back to his apartment Elena is there and it hits like a truck. You now feel JUST AS GUILTY as Nathan does because you were having just as much fun as him and it results in an absolutely heartbreaking scene with excellent dialogue, performances, music, and everything. The way this is set up is pure genius and it eventually leads to the other best part of the game which is Elena and Nathan's dynamic in the 3hd act.

[@Spxrk0300]

W Uncharted 4 is an amazing game. Not even speaking on the story, it’s hard to believe it came out in 2016 due to how impressive it is in terms of graphical fidelity, it was so ahead of it’s time. But yeah I agree with you

[@dippin4dots]

I wished Sully woulf be played by JK Simmons and Drake be played by some unknown blank actor cause you wouldnt be distracted by the other persons work. Like if you see Tom Cruise or someone similar to him you just see this as a MI movie. Tom just gives "I am quirky Nathan Drake" rather than "I am a person who uses humor to lighten the mood"

[@joshs4441]

I think Scott Eastwood is a good choice for Nathan Drake. He's got the face for him.

[@zack8865]

we honestly should've gotten "nobodies" as Drake and Sully fr cause every time i see any Uncharted tiktoks all i see is just " omg spider-man and marky mark"

[@Dan_Roland]

Bruce Campbell would've also made a good Sully

[@PlushyAnimations]

@@Dan_RolandSo… Ash Williams?

[@Dan_Roland]

@@PlushyAnimations if you prefer

[@bolttracks]

The casting for this movie and the blandness of the script, locations, and sets is nauseating. So many "beige" and safe choices resulting in the definition of a throwaway movie.

[@waterbears9874]

Parents chose a random movie to watch once and it’s one of the few movies I’ve actually fell asleep during

[@cactusmangaming]

same reason my family watches it

[@KawikaProductions]

The editing at 0:00 is the best you’ve ever done. Serious overlaying of audio for the Uncharted games…and then Gen Z humor for the Uncharted movie.

[@TheBigMkuma]

I saw this film in theaters and when that scene where that girl sneaks up on mark wall berg the guy behind me screamed like it was a jump-scare I almost bursted out laughing

[@Ahalaya]

Filmento did a great video that talked about this, in part. I think it was his Sonic 2 video, but he compares where and how that movie succeeded to how a number of other video game movies handled the same things. One of the best points about Uncharted was that it just took a bunch of set pieces that we can see from playing the game, and better executed, and tried pitifully to "recreate" them.

[@theboxman1294]

Shoutout to the part where Nathaniel B shouts “It’s Uncharting time” and then Uncharts all over the screen.

[@lance2580]

It gets funnier when you realize _Uncharted (2022)_ and _Morbius_ came out around the same time and had a lot of interference from Avi Arad.

[@MrAjking808]

Not ever was this joke funny..

[@ScrewItIQuit]

God you nailed a lot of points I’ve ranted to my friends about this movie. It could’ve been called anything and just been another mediocre movie, but they just had to slap the Uncharted title one there and ruin it. I also can’t stand how none of the characters act like they do. Literally the first time Nate and Sully meet, Sully betrays the people he was working for to save Nate and seemingly has Nates back at every moment. Sully would never pull a move like ditching him at the auction house. There’s no wit, there’s no relationship building, nothing that makes uncharted great.

[@andrewedmondson5943]

The fan film from 2018 was really good. Even though it was less than 20 minutes long, I thought it was done well

[@rats703]

Do you have the link

[@andrewedmondson5943]

@@rats703 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGami4SmpquSbZY

[@JoaderR]

@@rats703 Here you go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGami4SmpquSbZY Just searched "Uncharted fan film".

[@gergopiroska5749]

@@rats703 just write uncharted nathan fillion movie in youtube

[@rats703]

@@gergopiroska5749 I already got the link

[@ghost.2527]

this movies the reason i really dont want a rdr2 or rdr1 adaptation

[@Ven0m.snak3]

Considering the last of us is popping off on HBO max with the creator of the games having creative freedom over the show, it should be pretty good if they let the creators of RDR1 and 2 make the movie/show

[@ghost.2527]

@@Ven0m.snak3 good point

[@mistercrumbling1694]

Damn bro this movie was a banger my favorite part when _____ did _____ and _____ made the __________ ____. Idk I don't remember what happened in this movie.

[@ThierryRocksTV]

I assumed this movie flopped at the box office because of the awful casting choices and nobody I knew went to see it in cinemas. Now I feel depressed.

[@calebpribyl5152]

I was thinking abou how i'd make the uncharted film better 1.get really good actors to play as the respected charecters (Basically recast them) 2.re-introduce the charecters to newcommers who has never played the games before and also get them intrested to pick up the games 3.have the film start out with nathan and sam as kids sam (or nathan) Have been split up but as adults even though time has changed sam and nathan still care about each other This is where we get the scene you brought up where nathan was coping about sam.

[@optimascrime5235]

I'm glad with Arcane,Sonic movie's and The Last Of Us is proof that video game adaptations and even adaptation can be good given to the right people.... nearly Uncharted was given to the wrong people 😡

[@optimascrime5235]

@katieburnswater7251 I mean she's the ruler of a kingdom so technically she is a girl boss But not Gurl Boss Yass qween

[@optimascrime5235]

@@katieburnswater7251 Thanks???

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

For all that they left uncharted story-wise, it's too bad the filmmakers couldn't chart a good Uncharted movie. 🗺⚓

[@makingthebigboom3578]

I feel the reason why us true fans of Uncharted loved the story was because we saw our own flaws in Nate. But it told us no matter what happens you get back up and fight for what you love and in the end of each game he nukes the mystical treasure he was after to have the real treasure in life which is love/family. So for anyone to say this movie is good needs to reevaluate themselves because they are blind mfs

[@Mohmar2010]

Fun fact Fortnite Nathan Drake skin main variant is the MOVIE VERSION OF HIM aka Tom Holland instead of ACTUALLY BEING *NATHAN DRAKE*

[@Lucios1995]

Yeah, the main variant. I'm not surprised, they were obviously marketing the movie

[@loaduscoolclipz5505]

everytime he calls tom babyface holland nathan drake i die a little inside

[@cellperfecto421]

Find someone that loves you as much as Dumbville loves the metal pipe sound effect.

[@ravioli-bamboli]

You see, this movie is actually really good because famous Hollywood actors

[@GiuseppeRC008]

What a great analysis of the flaws of the movie. Like I think this is one of your best works around. I love the passion that you show while blasting off the horrible parts of the “adaptation”.

[@scionecto59]

My Walmart that I work at barely even sold any copies of this movie.

[@eddieyacobozzi6300]

I feel like the girl at the bar was actually meant to be Elena but they forgot about her.

[@Just_SmallWolf]

Bro uncharted movie is just play station cutscenes in 20k 💀

[@GrayD_Fox]

That’s what happens when you hire someone for their looks instead of their ability to act. Holland looks like a little boy on Halloween accidentally getting roped into the Uncharted adventure.

[@eddiedingle767]

When Marky Mark was beating up that old Vietnamese guy and he said “It’s Uncharting time” and then called him some slurs, I knew it was a movie of all time

[@MCrewDude]

When I went to see this film, there was a man a few rows in front of me who was snoring throughout several scenes.

[@joshs4441]

The "screwed the pooch" part made break out in laughter. Was not expecting that 🤣

[@TheMasondwich]

When I said I wanted Tom as Nathan Drake, I meant Tom Cruise, not Tom Holland.

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Why did the use of "Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me" set to the mood of a Development Hell background explanation feel so weirdly fitting? 😅🔥

[@strangelove5160]

As someone who has never played Uncharted, this was one of the worst video game adaptations I’ve ever seen.

[@loafofbeans8291]

straight up forgot this film existed until dumbsy posted a picture of nolan north’s grippers

[@youdontneedtoknow7182]

i remember nearly falling asleep whilst watching this in the cinema, i felt no attachment to any of the characters and genuinely couldn't care less what happened to any of them (i haven't played any of the games so this may be a reason, but it shouldn't have to rely on the games to get you to feel anything for the characters)

[@alfredibsen4750]

Uncharted is my fav game of all time and I fell asleep

[@davidci]

I didn't even notice that it transitioned into the movie scenes at the intro until Mark Wahlberg showed up. No way that's how bad the CGI was in the movie, still looked like the game.

[@DrSalad-ye6hr]

If people want to watch a really good "Uncharted" movie, watch 'The Adventures of Tintin'.

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

Omg you literally hit the nail on the head, that movie all felt like an Uncharted movie.

[@whatami2047]

14 years in making the uncharted movie, guess Duke nukem forever isn't alone in this development hell competition at all.

[@Lemonjuicen]

On the box of the uncharted movie they claim that is a prequel but it cant be a prequel because it completely ignores the flashback in uncharted 3 and 4 and uses the set pieces from those games

[@ar_reactions612]

The intro alone makes me want to replay the whole series, Uncharted is probably my favourite game series too

[@ECWPlays]

Hearing someone say "It's not that bad if you judge it by itself", that made me think to myself that if I paid to see a movie adaptation of MW2 and I got an adaptation of CoD Ghosts with MW2 characters, I'd be rightfully pissed. Good on you, Dumbsville

[@jourdin.]

exciting talking action!!!!

[@skylar5257]

My favorite part is when Drake said “It’s Uncharting™️ time” and Uncharted™️ all over the place.

[@jakew6162]

If Uwe boll made the Uncharted movie, it’d probably be better than this