DUMPED SO HARD I BECAME RELIGIOUS - Liz Miele

[@dsholt]

Actually saw a woman breakdown on the subway a few weeks ago and thought of that "caravan of sadness" line and had to stifle a smirk, which was not at all the appropriate response to that poor woman's very bad day.

[@LizMiele]

hahaha

[@stevenwilliams1805]

That's not soo bad. I saw Forest Gump in the theater and laughed out loud when Jenny died.

[@misters1r900]

She treated him like garbage, I laughed too

[@aaronreyes7735]

People laugh at guys all the time! Laugh

[@roelzavala8014]

Hot and funny is great in a woman

[@pcm7315]

She's like talking to someone in the living room: very natural; not rushed at all.

[@scottanderson7793]

Good stuff. Not sure how you got on my feed but I'm glad I watched.

[@alexnk49]

Right?!?

[@godpen]

Do u watch Joe rogans podcast

[@toetoegan8999]

Same

[@toetoegan8999]

@@godpen yeah check out my playlist its full of podcasts i watched but not everything.i watched is on it because i sometimes watch on other platforms and get too lazy to add them on youtube.

[@Protectobot]

Joe does the BEST interviews 😀

[@robertmoye7565]

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. "Like a caravan of sadness where we can all show our true emotions." Liz Miele is without doubt one of the most gifted comedians I have ever encountered. Her great strength comes from experiencing the psychological dysfunction that is the ground-state of the human condition, but being able to think 2nd thoughts and even 3rd thoughts about her experience and fearlessly make it accessible through the lens of her extraordinary intelligence and wit. Bless you Liz. You speak for us all.

[@LizMiele]

Robert, this is really kind and means a lot. I have a new special i just released last week and an old hour i released on here a few months ago. Both on my channel and free. Please check it! :)

[@robertmoye7565]

@@LizMiele I have viewed both with great pleasure and shared your work on Facebook, to call wider attention to you and your work.

[@LizMiele]

Robert Moye 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@jamesvaughn2539]

Caravan of sadness ... brilliant

[@kristinreich6226]

You are without a doubt.. The BEST female comedian . I've EVER seen in my life.. . and I watch a LOT of comedy... Bill burr... Doug Stanhope.. Hannibal buress...Whitney Cummings is my second favorite female ... But you DEFINITELY take number one!

[@chintanchawda9725]

The content and execution was honest. No complaining, wining just honest feelings. Don’t change loved your standup.

[@darkdrake13]

Exactly this.

[@bigstunna2049]

Well said I'd like more comedians like this

[@Brandon-zl2dx]

One of my all time favorite Liz lines is "Tonight's the night... let's do MURDER!!!!" 😂

[@jesiahrivera9260]

Highly intelligent, funny as hell, and easy on the eyes... You're a solid 10 in my book.

[@davidterhune8277]

Right?!

[@jonathansantos6009]

Yes, keep us happy! Thank you so much!

[@ryce3714]

i’m going through a break up and this video, from my favorite comedian, comes out. it made me laugh a lot lol, thanks

[@bassisthenrik]

Excellent!! In every regard. Glad I found this.

[@CM-jp5ht]

I relate to the sherlocking my way into my brain to understand my emotions thing lmao

[@workinalday4351]

The animations at the end were great. The entire skit was great, but I liked that added visuals.

[@leopheard]

How on earth could anyone dump someone like you!? Charming, funny, stunningly beautiful and hair that looks like you're on a shampoo commercial!

[@randallrandall7975]

Absolutely adorable. Great humor and a great writer!! I want to see her LIVE!!

[@priestmorrison6564]

'lets go with that....' HILARITY!

[@jkeboy5097]

The most amazing hair in comedy 2020. See how it matches the back drop, not a mistake. That's how deep this chick is. Gets you on the mental level. BEAST!

[@LizMiele]

Haha thanks. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last month on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@andrewilliams8324]

😂🤣😂😂 “let’s go with that” ; my new optimistic bounce back retort. Thanks Liz!

[@johnfranklin6227]

Love your humor, the added Logical and Manic liz , make this clip my favorite.

[@charleskuckel3173]

I've cried on the subway too. It's OK because NOBODY pays attention to you. BTW, next time take the dollar. You can buy more cookies!

[@arturbaranov3941]

Hundredth like

[@charleskuckel3173]

@@arturbaranov3941 Thanks!

[@JoeRitze]

We can't wait to come see you! You're bits are so tight yet natural. I appreciate you greatly!

[@paulchaudoir190]

I love watching standup comedy. It helps me forget about my shitty life for a little bit. This was the first time I watched you and I think you are really funny. I look forward to seeing more of your standup. You are awesome.🙂

[@mikabass]

man I am loving every joke she tells best thing to happen to me in 2020....sighs and clocks back into work

[@LizMiele]

Aw thanks dude! If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last week on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@garyweglarz]

"Let's go with that!" - sweet - we can all relate.

[@muzzahills8170]

Loved it, great, great, like a prayer.

[@growingthings6232]

" Let go and let God" sounds as useful as "It's not you it's me" , or " We'll cover more ground if we split up"...😤 Love the bit Liz your funny as always!

[@growingthings6232]

@J Wil well it's nice to see a certain kitten still knows how to scratch. It amazes me that a percentage of the population loved to crap on someone's compliment to another....I hoped you changed your underwear afterwards

[@lspr215]

The little liz's hahahaha. "Thank you thank you, thank you!" all manic like. Hahaha Pure Gold.

[@TacShooter]

"Let go and let God" always drove me crazy, too, and I have been quite religious. If you employ it as a battle cry with a hand grenade, you can run straight into "Let god sort them out."

[@hudsontoo1212]

Keeps people sober.....

[@TacShooter]

@@hudsontoo1212 I've never enjoyed alcohol much, so I can't relate, but I imagine their appealing to a Higher Power has to go deeper than jingoisms.

[@hudsontoo1212]

TacShooter it does :) it annoyed me too when I first heard it, but if you put it into practice, it seriously works. Is it God- or is it just the fact that you’re letting go of control and ego....? I don’t know. I do know that I couldn’t quit drinking and when I lived that type of life to the fullest, man it was nice. Now I own a business and have probably become an asshole 😂

[@Pvezin]

Hi, im not religious at all, but letting go is how you rise in consciouness. Maybe this saying relates to accepting and surrendering to what is. As you do that you realize your long standing issues find a way of resolving themselfs as you let go of the negative energy they carried. Leaving it in the hands of 'god' could mean that, thus "let go and let God". The bible is full of treasures but whoever wrote it is terrible at explaining shit.

[@mercytomankind9803]

@@Pvezin Well said! That's exactly what I learned from reading the Quran. You're responsible for your actions, but God is there ready to help whenever you need Him. He is the Merciful Benefactor, the Merciful Redeemer. And that actually is the first thing God said in the Quran.

[@steepfriends]

Thanks for the smiles !

[@revengense7604]

It’s okay I got dumped because God told my ex we shouldn’t be together anymore 😂

[@_rebeccaceleste]

Seth Robbins OMGGGGGGG THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO MY BEST FRIEND.

[@yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382]

Probably shoulda said "that's not God speaking, it's your schizophrenia".

[@Carcolo679]

Woooow

[@CJAcebo]

The same thing happened to me a few times with the same f’ing girl >.

[@Devil-Speed8]

I think thats just them saying i dont wanna be with u but they dont even know that since theyre using god as the projection

[@tommcfadden5232]

One of the funniest comics today....hands down. Thanks for the levity and the laugh Liz.

[@jaredsummers1846]

I loved this bit Liz! Keep going girl, you have a great sense of humor!

[@sbwilkerson]

Somehow got on my suggested feed. Super glad I watched. Hilarious!

[@vinnievega9843]

I saw a clip of this comic before. She's definitely one to keep an eye on....thanks for putting your content up. Caravan of sadness 😂

[@Jamesmirel]

You are the best. ! Keep that in mind, Liz !

[@nelsonlugo45]

If you only knew how much you are missed (I can't be the only one) between posts. You are not good, you're great. Love my LM! :0)

[@badger1296]

🤣 I gotta start using that! Anytime I balls something up, I need to start saying that I had previously prayed on it an God told me to do it! You are awesome Liz!

[@LizMiele]

thanks dude and thanks for watching. If you don't know my newest special Self Help Me is free on my channel! Check it out!

[@badger1296]

@@LizMiele Right on! Thanks.

[@smmydvr]

Always a laugh from you Liz, thank you. I needed this today.

[@eddev]

KZbin's recommendations have been good recently. Thank you

[@Ayowhatsitcalled]

I'm the same when it comes to looking at myself!!!

[@EAGM421]

I want more of this !

[@dougrogillio2223]

"And you, you scare people because you are whole all by yourself."

[@theunionargus2589]

As someone that went through an earth shattering break up 2 years ago that still stings really bad, this cheered me up. Even though I’m in a new relationship now. That’s a problem isn’t it? About to binge all your videos. Keep going!

[@johntao6822]

Great jokes. Perfect illustrations. Terrible acoustics

[@StabyMcStabsFace]

It sounds like she's in echoing in your head, because she is.

[@firstnamelastname3468]

@LizMiele I absolutely LOVE the combination of the cartoon animated you with your standup comedy acts! The word balloon things and the fact that you do the acting-out/over-narration redo our your routines (ie; the you plus brother&sister remake of the female sexual positions joke ++%💯funny&charming), you really hit it out of the ballpark. This persona of you being kind of a hyper, never say quit, win/win person fighting your own personal demons is POWERFUL, and relatable. I just found you, and I'm so glad I found you, your comedy/animation/stage self is great... LIFE HINT IMHO: When you say "I am (this or that)" the universe pours energy into getting/making you (this/that), so choose carefully... When you say "I disavow I am (this/that)" you and the universe can wipe away an old bad program unhelpfully getting you (this/that), and you replace it something better... May I suggest; "I disavow I am BROKEN" then put in whatever you like (I would suggest one of WHOLE/LOVED/LOVABLE/BRILLIANT/SPARKLING/+(?) ... , I just think it will help turnaround your path to one that is much easier, more joyous and lower stress. : ) One of your many new fans, Cincinnati OH

[@Fatelvis2]

makes me want to go on the subway and muster up some tears just to let the other know they dont have to hold it in

[@octogames6823]

Who ever dumped her is crazy. Shes funny, pretty, Smart, Whats there not to like about her? She is amazing! ^.^

[@LizMiele]

Thanks for watching. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last week on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@JJ-gu9yy]

Not sure how you got on my recommended, but I very much enjoyed the video!

[@jeffjohnson2338]

Very Funny Young Lady.... Watch all her stuff & laugh out loud! She's a contender for fame.

[@tomardrax9802]

I subcribed for Manic Hopeful Liz. 🤣😂

[@DanSpotYT]

Great to see all the new folks finding you. Cheers!

[@csblakeley]

Aren't you put on a watch list if you talk about moving to Utah? Or is it moving to Michigan? I can never remember...

[@Mermaid2261]

God...I like her humor! I like this gal!!

[@shawnsiegel6189]

I'm struggling with my glass of water. It's hard to drink when you're Ling OL.

[@DecentPlayerNA]

Finding new comedians is more satisfying than finding new music.

[@davidgutierrez7424]

First time hearing her. Very funny 🤣

[@cool08player]

Lol good one.

[@respectseasoning944]

"Everyone in the subway look like they got dumped"🤣🤣 love her

[@LizMiele]

Thanks Nikko! If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released in May on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@benza8946]

I mistakenly read "humped" on the title. anyways glad I clicked good vid

[@Fede_uyz]

Simple yet awesome.

[@Wildwoodbadboy]

She is so damn funny 😂

[@3Kings_Industries]

I like the cadence she had in this clip. Very mellow, reminded me of someone from some 90s sitcoms.

[@LizMiele]

Thanks Jesus! If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released in May on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@jakeizlove]

"Everything happens for a reason" is also an annoying saying. The reason is usually stupidity. Talking to yourself really loud is another great way to avoid talking to strangers on the subway or that one guy on the M Train always '"Trying to make a living, in an honest way".

[@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys]

What pisses me off is "It could have been worse"~!!

[@HansBezemer]

Face it, girls - the universe doesn't care about you. Let alone it made a plan for you. You're just not that important.

[@AuraXars]

youtube recomendations really does do wonders sometimes, loved it!

[@bluesdealer]

As a Christian, the misuse of the phrase “let go and let God,” which isn’t even a scripture, more like a paraphrase of a concept from scripture, also drives me insane! So many people, including myself, misunderstand it and hear it as an excuse for apathy, which is NEVER encouraged in scripture.

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Ever talked to a person who thinks "Jesus take the wheel" is a literal instruction? They're SCARY! I'd put more trust into a chimpanzee with a machine gun.

[@norismendoza4503]

Liz, I think you are a hoot! thanks for the laughs!

[@LizMiele]

Thanks for watching. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last week on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@pilotnamealreadytaken6035]

god damn, your dead pan ass look through the WHOLE BIT! i loved every second of this. Great work.

[@singsingmei]

The title got me thinking she pooped so hard she became religious.

[@paulthompson9668]

3:14 It's just a "slash", not a "backslash", but you get a pass because you're dyslexic. :)

[@StrawberryK11]

I love her hair!

[@ArtfromHell]

Just started watching your shows like yesterday, really cool, funny and cats, then you had to go and include emoji's, cool, funny cats and cute. Cute funny fucker... and cats!

[@Ch0sen33]

I like this girl!

[@Hendrixes]

hahaha you just described therapy. you know that right?

[@ritakrasniqi8131]

Within 25seconds I liked the video.... I'm so invested in your stand up that I had to make sure I liked the video. I love you!

[@LizMiele]

Aw this is from my 2nd album Mind Over Melee (you can stream or buy. I also have the video from my first album free on my channel and If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last week on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@thewatcher2305]

Someone told me there aren’t any genuinely funny female comedians out there. I just said you have to look harder. I think I found one.

[@simplehonestmusic2261]

Nikki Glaser Iliza Shlesinger Taylor Tomlinson

[@Dongleoid]

KZbin with these weird recommendations, but here I am and I’m glad I came.

[@dclarkmusic]

“Let go and let God” is not a religious phrase 😂

[@Ujjwal927]

First ever female comedian that I found funny

[@JiveDadson]

I've been to Utah. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

[@gr8dvd]

REALLY funny material, such a nature delivery... and like the added animations.

[@LizMiele]

Thank you, David! Thanks for watching. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released in May on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@thomaspayne6866]

You’re the only person I know who realized that God is the representation of both logic and masculinity, and Satan is the representation of both creativity and femininity. Also known as order & chaos. You seem real cool 👍

[@lukeGGlee]

A n g e l o That's the general Abrahamic perspective....

[@JiveDadson]

I thought she realized it's all horseshit.

[@thomaspayne6866]

sonny lee -- prove it

[@whysofrisky8665]

I love how personal it gets

[@yew2oob954]

She has a joke about "feminist sexual positions." Imagine that...she got dumped.

[@hectorcastaneda4488]

yew 2oob lol

[@yew2oob954]

@Crom Sense of humour is important in a relationship. She feels its a soapbox to politicize sex. That's a good way to repel men.

[@mkmkk]

Loved the animated thought bubbles, I'm gonna keep my eye out for this format in your other videos.

[@LizMiele]

Happy to hear! This is very different but a fan animated one of my jokes from my new special that you might also enjoy. Really cool style: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpKUlYSrnrylmKM

[@ChrisKsan]

If God has a plan, he needs to make a career change, cause he REALLY sucks at it! :))

[@SA2004YG]

Maybe were just not that important

[@stevenmorris5562]

Since you asked... Love the animations! It would be fun to see more.

[@kalanaherath3076]

Subscribed! Great jokes, nice personality, 10/10 frankly, I don't know why you don't have more subscribers cuz you deserve to be way more popular and successful. Thanks for making me laugh!

[@rsitch1]

Hello Liz, your a trip! Your humor has the right amount of spice... My very best...Bob

[@VictorPoulin]

Great video again.

[@kenehrman342]

I really enjoy your style of comedy. I’ve watched a number of your KZbin vids. You have really good timing and a unique voice. Glad I found you.

[@LizMiele]

Thanks for watching, Kenneth. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last week on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@jacovawernett3077]

I just laughed on the subway watching this...I'm glad I didn't pee in my pants.. I have in various locals and continents..also cried on the subway...Dudes...And thank you God...I love you. L'chaim from Jacova the trooper.

[@suzangafar386]

Soooo funny!! 😂😂 binge watched everything you have, just came up on my feed last night ❤

[@LizMiele]

Aw thank you! You saw my new special Self Help Me? kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@suzangafar386]

Yesss 😊😊 Brilliant stuff, and the material is so unique !! I go through sooo much stand up comedy, you really don't overlap!

[@LizMiele]

Suzan Gafar thank you!

[@jjguadalupe5110]

I don't know how I got here to this video, but I'm glad I came.

[@thomas.alexander.]

We love you, Liz Miele, very unique and personal material, which is why you're not like all the others. I don't like gags which have clearly been written by a commitee. Go Liz Go 😁

[@rakkup7572]

Reallly made me realize how hard of a worker you are after watching your talk on dyslexia. I couldnt believe how much work it takes for you to have been doing stand up since 14! , super inspiring. I’m so freakin lazy compared to you. My brother and I always say we have dyslexia because we both hated school, don’t read since it’s incredibly hard to retain a single sentence, and takes us like 3-4 tries to get anything done right. After listening to you, I pretty much checked that one off my list which was how I learned you’re incredible, and I’m just gonna keep pretending I subbed to you 3 videos ago, when really I just finally did. 😐 (but i shared your podcast!)

[@LizMiele]

This is very kind Rak! Thanks for watching my stuff, sharing my work and subscribing. It all means a lot. I don't think dyslexic people are lazy for not doing stuff that challenges them especially if there is no drive to do it. I've done everything I've done despite my dyslexia because I wanted to write and perform. School sucks cause there is no motivtion (or real learning) What inspired me to learn how I learn is because I wanted to get better at certain things. I think its less about being lazy and more about finding your passion. Dyslexia makes certain aspects of my job sooo much harder but it also makes me a better comic and unique thinker and problem solver than some of my peers. There are pros and cons to all of it. That talk you watched was put on by two drs who wrote The Dyslexic Advantage. Highly recommend the audio book. It changed my life. First book I ever read that made me feel like dyslexia was a blessing and not a curse. Wish you and your brother luck. Thanks for your support!

[@rakkup7572]

Liz Miele you’re very welcome and you have an amazing way of thinking, and of getting others to relate to you. You’re an awesome comic, duh, but you have an amazing passion for it, and life, and learning, (something substantial) and helping others if you can. You’re redirecting my attention back to where it should be, away from feeling hopeless for humanity. Thanks for being kind and passionate enough with what you do in real life, while using these social platforms to reach out to your peeps in a real way. Yup I said peeps. I’ll own it. Keep up your great work and wish you all the best! Stay healthy!

[@dwellinj1513]

loved it, and laughed at the "Let go and let God"... because "I love Jesus but I drinks a little" so I really don't fit in well with the church crowd, which is why I found this routine particularly funny. Good job!

[@JiveDadson]

You realize that winos are drinking Jesus blood, right?

[@dwmarch]

I laughed so hard at Manic Hopeful Liz with the Hello Kitty sweater!

[@philryan7254]

Hi there great show. I enjoy your humour tremendously. Good observational humour. And I call self-deprecation always goes down well...Cheers Phil from Newark...ps..in the UK

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

This made me smile

[@ericmorken7099]

I think you are great. Your story telling is awesome.

[@LizMiele]

Thanks so much Eric! I have my first hour "Emotionally Exhausting" is free on my channel if interested and my 3rd hour is coming out May 30th @ 8pm EST on my channel too. You can set a reminder to know when it comes out