Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Alliance is truly, truly awful (Review)

[@SkillUp]

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[@ietsbram]

when u said: '' this is the worst game I have played this year'' my first inclination was: ''fuck yeah, lets roast this corporate cashgrab''

[@Hickeroar]

I was still interested until you showed the stamina system. How in the world did they think that was a good system to add to the game?? That one stupid design decision just ruins my desire to even try this game.

[@RenegadeVash]

Is it me or do the animations look so terrible and so jank I can't image the responsiveness is any good

[@DoomOfConviction]

D&D randomness in video games is stupid as hell: this time you rolled one and the enemy 6 so they have all million health while you do no dmg at all…. Sounds fun…

[@liquid8419]

Gonna give this one a shot anyway. I agree there definitely seems to be bugs, but you got passed them so I will see if I can. Steam has a good refund policy anyway. Thing I noticed though, you felt the other classes were not worth reviewing? Also you didn't really cover the loot system just glossed over it. Talked about upgrades and exploring. Didn't show it all. Maybe there just wasn't anything to it. Anyway keep up the good work mate.

[@chellejohnson9789]

Me: *out of stamina. Gasping for air* "I'll try a roundhouse kick"

[@yourvenparianen5390]

Peter Griffin "Roadhouse!"

[@marcelafontes6413]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AdonanS]

I'll try spinning. That's a good trick.

[@rightinthedome9973]

That's a good trick

[@readyforlol]

It's actually genius. They're emulating the distracted TTRPG player. DM : ...and so the goblins end their turn. Ranger, it's your turn. You're exhausted and battered. What do you do ? Ranger : (busy texting) DM : ... Ranger ? Player : Oh ! Umm... I um... I do a roundhouse kick at the nearest enemy ! The frequent unexplained misses can also be attributed to the DM fudging dice rolls out of spite.

[@fruffy3220]

I'm glad they so faithfully translated the feeling of playing with a first time DM who hadn't read the rules

[@tumblingworm737]

SLAM DUNK!

[@osiriszoran2304]

lmao perfection! 10/10

[@scarletdreams4228]

if this aint the truth!

[@belisauriusfish9406]

The first time I dm’d, I nerfed all of the enemies because I was worried that they would be “too mean” as written. As you can imagine, huge swaths of combat that was supposed to be tense were way too easy. I’ve gotten better at DMing since then.

[@Railstar1976]

I laughed way to hard at this, thank you.

[@Mattschafli]

Skill up: "I have the high ground!" Every enemy: "understandable have a great day"

[@moneyplsss]

It is what it is

[@ricardogarrett7833]

I like it keeps people from exploiting glitch spots effectively

[@wormerine8029]

Ha! At least it's consistnat with how BG3 plays :-P

[@ricardogarrett7833]

Also i like that they made solo just as hard dnd was never meant to be a solo game you cant dungeon master and play a character bud

[@IBleedDropDead]

@@ricardogarrett7833 The game is terrible why are you trying to justify it?

[@theleg7229]

Imagine getting a hold of the D&D license and making... This

[@MrGrokthis]

goddamn disgrace is what it is. when will baldur's gate 3 come out of beta? jayzuz.

[@masterinsan0]

Sadly the D&D license has really been put through the ringer ever since Bioware stopped making D&D games. You had a couple of later diamonds in the rough like Neverwinter Nights 2 and Temple of Elemental Evil (although that game was buggier than this one at release, believe it or not). But after that, it seems like Wizards of the Coast has been happy to shovel trash like the Neverwinter MMO and Sword Coast Legends... and, of course, this abomination. For a license with so much promise and mindshare, I don't know how they keep screwing it up like this.

[@GuvernorDave]

​@@masterinsan0 well they can always point at the warhammer video games, like "could be worse"

[@boylibrary3533]

@@MrGrokthis a goddamn disgrace is the exact words I used too

[@derpherp7432]

@@GuvernorDave This aged badly. The spike in warhammer quality has been kinda insane recently

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

Fucking hell, I was really hoping this would be good.

[@carpetcreed3841]

Same here oh well I guess

[@WizdaVision]

Me too, mate me too. :( Also cool to catch you live on another channel! Loving your content, mate. One of the few CC’s worth financially supporting in my book! Keep kicking ass mate!

[@CruzifixioOG]

I are sad

[@GoadedGoblin]

Champions of Norrath is my favorite game of all time, this is so depressing

[@yasielromero8236]

Same, was waiting for a game to play with a friend, oh well

[@Ron_Swanson]

Big respect for making a 23 minute video explaining why this game is awful despite that being glaringly obvious from the first minute of play

[@elliottjones8354]

i was hopeful. i love games like this

[@Psycho250785]

Well, he owed it to devs - he’s got review code after all. :D

[@fuckwad2024]

@@Psycho250785 yeah they owe it to us not to make trash like this game

[@DaenGaming]

The whole game is a trainwreck, but I honestly can not stop laughing at the "animation" of firing that bow. It's easily the worst character animation I have ever seen in a major release, it looks like someone grabbed a free asset off the Unity store that was made for an Intro to Game Animation class by a high school student.

[@devondorr8212]

That animation is really ARPG-ish, but the game is actually a 3rd person action game so...

[@DaenGaming]

@@devondorr8212 Even in an ARPG that animation should be entirely unacceptable, the model is literally stationary in every bone except the arms. Goddamn hilarious. Edit: The thing that makes this even more insane is that there are other animations *on the same character* that look fine, like the kicks and leaps in melee combat. I can't fathom why they decided to make the core default animation of the ranger basically three dynamic meshes welded to a static core (the lower torso) that each only activate based on a specific axis of movement when they clearly have at least *some* ability to animate...

[@devondorr8212]

@@DaenGaming I mean the rapid fire animation is fine if it were a top down game. The charge shot definitely need some upper body movement.

[@denormative]

@@DaenGaming Given it seems to be the only one stuck like this, odds are it's because there was a bug in the targeting/firing/camera system relating to the camera model moving to they froze most of the bones to work around it. Either the bug wasn't fixed before release, or it was they forgot to turn the animation back on in the rush to release.

[@krisstout2951]

this animation as well as alll of the bugs mentioned, and even the ai was tweaked in full release. hes playing on a beta build and complaining like an idiot.

[@h00ded0ne4]

".....and then there are the times when your character can't walk up a 1" ledge." As a Destiny player, I felt that.

[@Krantzstoner]

*trips on a tiny pebble on the stairs in Cathedral of Dusk, dies*

[@A.Z.296]

@@Krantzstoner *Jumps weirdly on Mount Fellwinter, dies and gets sent to the foot of the mountaint*

[@elusivefella8314]

I can hear the life slowly draining from the man when he talks about this game. Thank you for your service

[@lucascarracedo7421]

Yep. Very sad

[@justinquirk4738]

This game is doing a better job of getting people to not want to play D&D than the entirety of the satanic panic.

[@fishmo_mofish]

Yeah but it's free on gamepass.

[@penthactussoul]

@@fishmo_mofish Doesnt mean its worth your time tho. I tried it and its so bad that I immediately deleted it. There are much better games I have (and I bet you too) that are actually good and deserve time to be spent into

[@rankyb8088]

@@penthactussoul same, i tried it and noticed how stupid the Ai was. uninstalled, no love lost cause it was free on game pass. also, there charging 40$ cause selling this for 60 would have been a crime

[@rankyb8088]

@@fishmo_mofish theres tons of bad games free on gamepass

[@penthactussoul]

@@rankyb8088 Even charging 10$ for this should be a crime

[@bobdorsey9092]

I am getting pretty sick of half finished games with multiple 'patches' to fix

[@Solo_Ascension]

I WISH MORE GAMERS WOULD SAY THT.. we have to stop supporting devs who are cool with releasing half finished games

[@wmcarter6096]

Stop preordering games

[@kitnal4143]

Sadly it is either that or waiting for what many people deem too long. The devs are already way over worked and are underpaid for their time :/

[@bobdorsey9092]

@@kitnal4143 then choose a different profession. Half finished games that are constantly patched later are garbage

[@kitnal4143]

@@bobdorsey9092 or we could push the blame onto the greedy publishers that force corners to be cut to produce AAA games. People do their jobs because they love it, so telling people to quit is harsh when it is their love. I feel bad for Devs- I can't think of many that aren't overworked, underpaid or pushed stupidly.

[@robovinefilms1811]

The best thing you could say about this game is it's a great ad for playing Vertmintide 2 instead.

[@AlpurrCatstein4182]

This one made me sad. We FINALLY get to play as the companions of the hall, finally get a chance to go on adventures we read so much about. Devs had like 15 amazing books full of great stories to take inspiration from. And this drab clunky unfinished mess is the result. I don't even blame the devs really. Maybe they got pressured, maybe financial troubles got to them. It's just so dissapointing either way.

[@TheTrueFeleas]

Wasn't financial troubles. Wizards threw TWICE the budget that the studio quoted to them for making the game. Just seems to me like a lack of talent with the studio, and whoever designed the characters didn't properly so research as to the character lore.

[@thelonesomewanderer8359]

this is a game a 3 man team could put together, they had HUGE funding from WOTC, it's pure insanity the incompetence of these developers.

[@MrHerecomesjohnny]

It's not always the studio's fault and sometimes yes it is the devs to blame, but in this case I do think it's the executives. Look at this, this clearly barely had any testing at all.

[@emceeunderdogrising]

That's the crazy thing about the whole D&D IP. There are decades of carefully curated content with stacks and stacks of complex storytelling. It does the work for you yet few studios have really taken advantage of it.

[@thelonesomewanderer8359]

@@emceeunderdogrising right, the oldschool icewind dale and baldurs gate games were brilliant for it, and baldurs gate 3 is also looking very promising going from the early access, but then there's games like this that are just a shambles

[@lucasmorandini7566]

First 5 seconds of gameplay truly looked riveting.

[@AyushRaj]

GOTY Contender?!!!!??

[@AxxLAfriku]

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear lucas

[@forposterity4031]

"Most of the traps are bugged and you cant trust anything you see" Maybe these are the perfect traps ever

[@jhartigan82]

The fact that this is a release and not a beta is honestly insulting. Developers now release games in beta because we as customers decided to accept it at some point. Unfortunate!

[@hbsavage0387]

Thank fuck I played this through game pass

[@Celestias]

Alpha more like. Betas are "almost complete" games/software that are going through the final phase of testing to fix the final bugs and "iron out the kinks".

[@gwakkkroniicler6400]

I pirate almost all games that came out. I'll buy it if I felt like they deserve it.

[@IndieDenma]

And most sales are pre-purchase anyways so why even bother?

[@Standenanian]

May such cases! Sad!

[@Riotsider]

Is it just me or does this game gives hard mobile game vibes?

[@michaelmonstar4276]

No; It's just a very dated PC-game, while mobile-games are now at the level of like 2005-ish PC-games. Seriously, the decent mobile games are catching up and soon enough companies like PlayStation and EA will start porting their older games to mobile, much like Rockstar did with the older GTA-games. - And it's about time, if you ask me; We have phones almost the size of small tablets now, and... well, tablets can be as powerful as a strong laptop. - I mean, move aside, shitty mobile games, the good ones are coming. - Just hook up a good gamepad and who t.f. needs a Switch anymore.

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454]

@@michaelmonstar4276 mario, zelda

[@erykaldo2l270]

@@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454 You can emulate these games.

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454]

@@erykaldo2l270 yes the great breath of the wild emulation

[@erykaldo2l270]

@@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454 You Know breath of the wild isnt the only Zelda game, right?

[@Balez__]

Here’s another boss that does since we boxed him into the corner

[@otbc1999]

Godzillas approaching the generator

[@marvinscheer1028]

@@otbc1999 the generator is loosing power

[@polerli18]

He's a man, not a god !

[@The300Player]

@@polerli18 COME ON COMRADES

[@DarkKreig]

Here's another boss that does that, since we boxed him into a corner.

[@Nuvenor]

"Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Alliance is the worst game I've played this year by far." Me thinking: Ah bold of you to say that, I mean the year just started! *checks date* Where the fuck has half a year gone?

[@lilsabin]

Covid 🤣🤣🤣

[@BLAZINGwaffle56]

Tbh I think biomutant looked worse, because it released at 60$ whereas this is only 40$.

[@MeatUrMakerZ]

@Smash 03pha it was good until end game, then it was trash

[@MeatUrMakerZ]

IMO

[@MeatUrMakerZ]

Easy to say that it’s the worst when not many games have came out

[@Art-ze1pp]

This is why i don’t get excited about games anymore and why i don’t pre-order!

[@phenix6056]

I know right? When new AAA games comes out, people expect it to flop which is sad.

[@josumarcu]

Removing stamina 'permanently' if the player uses one of his attacks is the stupidiest thing I've ever seen

[@Dead1yProductions]

You know you can restore your stamina for free by parrying and other methods , dnd mentions it on their trailers ..

[@josumarcu]

@@Dead1yProductions yeah, im reading about parrying and other attacks that restore that soft-cap. I hope those attacks make sense for a range character

[@2DLove]

@@josumarcu the ultimate ability restores the cap too, but it doesn't seem like they ever really used the ult as the character they were complaining about the stamina cap on.

[@MajinMoon]

@@2DLove did you not hear him say that the ULTs were bugged and didn't register half the time

[@dummydh]

@@2DLove because the ults were fuckin bugged

[@troysears2860]

Sounds like the developers played marvels avengers and went yeah, we can do that.

[@proassassin8473]

Can't imagine the wasted Talent on all these failed looter games.

[@cdmanjak]

But even worse

[@KRBadonkadonk]

They nailed it, this looks just as bad

[@OoXLR8oO]

Bruh you’re overplaying how bad Avengers is, this game has a design issue at every department while Avengers is just struggling with loot.

[@dougwall675]

@@OoXLR8oO avengers is struggling with more than a loot problem lol

[@Rowdy-Ryan]

I feel like this was less a review, and more Skill Up doing the quality assurance the developer apparently skipped entirely. They should probably pay him for that.

[@thenson1Halo]

Except that they didn't actually play the game and told multiple whoppers.

[@FOBStevie21]

@@thenson1Halo who?

[@AngryBoozer]

“This game is not designed to be played solo”. One might argue that this game is not designed to be played at all... Also, 12:00 “Blizzard would like to know your location.”

[@Malidictus]

Man that WAS straight-up the Butcher, wasn't it?

[@pogtuber5146]

@@Malidictus yeah it really is

[@reoden7546]

It's ok this is a Chef not a Butcher. Totally original content. Do not steal.

[@tylerleuschen8132]

Good job in helping make this the most replayed part of the video

[@Wanna_Be_Desu]

Imagine your game being so terrible that the enemies can't even run in a straight line at you. Don't think I've ever seen something like that, genuinely impressive!

[@zakanyimen]

There are many games like that . But developers with triple digit Iq would lock you in an arena before you can fight them.

[@completelyaverageviewer]

i lost any hope in having fun in this game when i literally ran up to an enemy in one of the first missions, stood there waiting for his attack so i could parry, and he just never attacked and continually dodged back and taunted. didn’t attack me a single time, waited about 2 minutes and just… constant taunting and back dodging. truly upsetting.

[@saltoni1927]

This looks like what would happen if raid shadow legends got a dungeon crawler lol

[@juliansanchezharris5773]

Exact my thought

[@animaleal]

I was excited to play this game :(

[@abdullahkeskin8839]

same :(

[@c0ldhandzzz]

Same :,(

[@goneja757]

Will teach you not to get excited about games and even think about them at all

[@DRUKENHOBO]

same.

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

I hope many pre ordered it so they once again, get what they deserve.

[@QuietRage]

Dungeons and Dragons without character creation is like a s'more without marshmallows

[@WolfofBread]

yea kinda made me mad that they didn’t make like a druid or mage class for dnd or like you said character creation which is such a core part of fnd

[@Sakisasvictorianmask]

Except it was announced from the very beginning that this game would revolve around Drizzt and his companions. The gameplay may be garbage, but as a Drizzt fan I was really excited for this.

[@PhyreI3ird]

Dark Alliance 2 only had premade characters, but that game kicked ass and still had some build customization to it.

[@jeremyrogers3525]

@@WolfofBread the mage character is coming as part of the echos of the blood wars dlc

[@muzzers2776]

@@Sakisasvictorianmask Why is Catti an archer though. She did use her bow a lot but she was trained by Bruenor and Drizzt to be a warrior. doesnt make sense. I would have loved to see Khazid-Hea

[@ShiningEyeBrigade]

Love the premise for the review, of going “reverse hyperbole” to just factually describe what is going on. Great way to highlight the ridiculousness of all these fundamental flaws. One of my fav things about Ralph’s reviews: it’s never a cookie-cutter review format and in fact he often finds some truly unique way to cover a subject that fits it perfectly. It’s art, baby, and in this case way more artful than the game being covered.

[@Oryyyt]

it's like a comedy sketch. A really good one. Though I could hear his genuine frustration and disdain here lmao

[@saberknight2474]

That bow animation is making me feel emotions I never knew I could feel.

[@Kamiyoda]

It looks like Ashitaka's possessed arm in Princess Mononoke

[@ufuk5872]

The only animated the arms not even the shoulders are moving.

[@ThePokestopPapi]

Its stuck in my head and I hate it. Just truly awful

[@linhza501]

Also why is the bow so damn small? That is the real question. looks like a kids toy

[@annagelbman9663]

Wow, best negative review I have ever seen. I love the way you formatted and phrases all of your criticisms. It can be quite hard for eager and hopeful to hear that their anticipated game is a huge let down but the way you structured and showcased all of your points was incredibly respectful and just overall focused on informing the viewer. Honestly this is a hard thing for critics to nail and I really think it shows how amazing you gotten at writing and composing reviews that you are able to deliver such a negative review in this way. I know this is not the biggest game to cover but if I were you I would be incredibly proud of your work here, I have watched TONS of different critics over the years and you have really begun to impress me and even when I do disagree with about certain games I have come to respect your opinion and stance on things. Love your content, great job on this review!

[@ethanshumard9768]

Completed the game as Barbarian and quickly learned that you could kill some smaller bosses by knocking them back into a elevated platform where they just instantly die. Also at Max level my strongest attack did 7k damage but as a level 1 Archer I did that in about two Charged heavies, not in damage numbers but in the enemies HP bar.

[@Woolie]

man... I was looking forward to it, too :(

[@snailman7989]

it's more broken than attack speed in ror2

[@etboyette]

At least RoR2 will never let you down.

[@punani_slayer4209]

So many games lately have been huge disappointments

[@hewiewalmsley5947]

Play it then! I’ve heard mixed things about this game, so if you’re legitimately excited for it, play it. Who knows, maybe you won’t have the exact same opinion as some random guy on KZbin.

[@carterhines8740]

@@hewiewalmsley5947 I mean you have a point but the game just looks so broken and janky that it’ll be really hard to milk fun out of this game

[@JDMStav]

Even without the bugs, that gameplay looks terrible : /

[@NiightDJ]

How

[@JDMStav]

@@NiightDJ Do you not have eyes?

[@samuelhunter4631]

The first time I saw this game I was like: "Really? This? You have tons of books, lore and manuals to pore through and you picked a generic action brawler?"

[@corvus8638]

@@JDMStav He's made multiple comments like that. Probably one of the devs that thought the game was actually good or something

[@KainYusanagi]

@@samuelhunter4631 It's like how Disney threw out the entire EU for Star Wars and then made... what they made.

[@Mattie2013]

finally, a game that perfectly replicates the feeling of a scuffed D&D campaign, GMed by the world's most spiteful man

[@AdriaanPretorius]

I think this is what they tried to do, emulate normal tabletop mechanics, but some just don't translate to a 'diablo' type game.

[@zorastin]

@@AdriaanPretorius it is a bit like that and i think skillup didnt understand that. the ai isnt broken its just a different type of game. Its meant to be played on a big 4k tv too, it looks amazing and the gameplay is actually good. people should try it for themselves but get rid of the skillup noise in their heads first to give it a good go. skillup often goes into multiplats looking for problems from the get go, ahh timepoor edgelord youtbe game reviewers. skillups is one of my favourites of those but he gets it wrong consistently with multiplats... shame.

[@candymt101]

@@zorastin i agree with pretty much everything that was said in the video, its just not a good game in the year 2021 so its going to get hit harder with criticism.

[@zorastin]

@@candymt101 this is simply not true. it looks and runs amazing on the series x and skillup got this one wrong. it is totally a 2021 game. the Ai is not broken it is a D&D game. Skillup went in as a stan looking for problems.

[@zorastin]

as he always does with multplats its not good for the industry.

[@TobiStarGaming]

Awww, but those celebrities screaming and having fun playing this made the game look soooooo good!

[@busterboy_22]

Atleast we got that fantastic trailer during The Game Awards 2019

[@EvernhamNo9]

Yup, game is worth it just for that

[@juniormphahlele9053]

@@EvernhamNo9 Shame...

[@shobin05]

Too bad some poor souls would've bought the game because of that trailer.

[@juniormphahlele9053]

@@shobin05 and then realise after hours of gameplay this game is absolutely horrible. This is why I keep my expectations low

[@ShamirAbdul1]

Thats the whole gaming industry in a nutshell...

[@BlackReaper8618]

I’d bet they added the stamina nerf for the archer because they didn’t program the enemy ai to be able handle enemies at a distance forcing you to get closer to them

[@solidkwon]

But it doesn't seem like the archer class has close range attacks? I could be wrong cause I never played it but it does seem like the gameplay design here is rly bad

[@BehindChanelGlasses]

@@solidkwon They do. Part of how you're supposed to regain the lost stamina is by going in close and parrying attacks which refills your stamina bar. She's not really meant to be played completely from range, which is a baffling design decision in it's own way since the game already has 3 other melee characters.

[@IndianTelephone]

@@BehindChanelGlasses Its also baffling design decision in that it makes no sense that archer has to go melee and parry, whether there are other melee characters or not.

[@peaj4812]

@@BehindChanelGlasses It would make more sense if using her aoe ability (the one in a circle around her) refilled her bar, that way she could be played in a medium to close range with enemies aggroing her.

[@Awesm0e]

The archer shooting "animation" is absolute gold. Thanks for the review, absolutely worth it.

[@emalinedickinson7492]

You mean YOU can't perform athletic feats by moving only your right arm and keeping every other muscle in your body stiff and tensed?

[@AJDraws]

This is like buying an action figure, then realizing it's a painted piece of paper mache. Kind of just makes me want Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning 2 all the more

[@BigPuddin]

I really liked the world and gameplay of KOA, but I just couldn't get over the chunky ass, World of Warcraft art style. I hate that shit. I hope it'll be a bit more subdued in the sequel.

[@DaedalusShard]

D&D has a long time to catch up to Warhammer when it comes to jaw-droppingly awful video game adaptations, but this an amazing start.

[@nebufabu]

there were a few "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?" level official D&D games berfore... I can't remember the name, but I swear there was a 90s arena shooter with D&D classes on top of it, and it was as unbalanced as this could be. (not to be confused with a similar bright idea someone has in mid 2000s for Shadowrun...)

[@LargeAmoeba]

Warhammer especially the 40k version tend to have better games in general. Course this more of an accuracy by volume thing if you release 20+ games at least a few are bound to come out really good.

[@cactuss33ds]

idk man i consider daggerdale to be the start of the modern saga of "shit tier d&d games"

[@gaming4life551]

Pfft GWS has a long way to themselves, they release to many undernourished games that are playable for 1 hour before its clear the it has the depth of a puddle of diarrhoea.

[@flipzmadmax5494]

Solasta is a great experience. Highly recommend it

[@AK474000]

This broken record the industry is on is getting really old. Tired of the hype train lead way to a game that is either broken or sub zero substance.

[@thesehandlesarefuckingstupid]

I typical avoid games that look this way. Idk how to explain it really aside from the graphics look to polished. As if they put as much work as possible to make the graphics catch your eye and forgot about everything else. To me this games graphics look exactly like outriders and anthem for example. Idk if its just me but I consider it good practice to just avoid games with polished graphics and effects until they come out or someone reviews them.

[@Aliens1337]

There's like no hype for this game though. Everyone online was calling out how weird the go-pro trailer was. It looks low budget and pretty much that's what most people would expect. Janky stuff that might be a hidden gem. Idk anyone who thinks this is going to be an amazing game from the weird trailers.

[@NoahDaArk]

@@thesehandlesarefuckingstupid It’s very strange! Games that look cartoony or semi-realistic always seem to launch with very minor hiccups, whereas games that try to be as graphically powerful as possible end up being glitchy buggy messes. Case in point: Postal 4 No Regerts has been in what it describes as “Janky Pre-Alpha” since 2020, and yet despite that the game is far more stable then any other video game on the market. Sure you’ll run into the occasional bug and glitch, but they’re so minor and unobtrusive they’re more funny then anything. And Postal 4 is not a graphically intensive game, in fact it looks like an Xbox 360/PS3 era game. So, is a push for advanced graphics a detriment to the stability of a video game? Absolutely!

[@mister-pinkman]

The only game developer I trust anymore is FromSoftware

[@Stanwize]

This game had zero hype

[@lightingthief4482]

Man I was legitimately hopeful about this game, considering I'm a huge D&D fan and know quite a bit about the lore and the characters in this game but oh well. Good thing Ubisoft taught me awhile ago to not trust anything and look for reviews

[@davidcozadd8176]

At least Regis is safe

[@BigFootTheRealOne]

And for me game reviewers taught me to not trust game reviewers.

[@lightingthief4482]

@@BigFootTheRealOne you have to go to the good ones, like Skillup. Not someone like IGN

[@stefanotvp9782]

I underline and confirm each words said in this review. I bought this game with enthusiasm, knowing that it wouldn't be a masterpiece but a good title (a 7.5/10 hoping), instead I found it awful and technically outdated. Besides, the idea that you play alone in single-player (with no companions managed by I.A.) is amiss.

[@martinszymanski2607]

so you bought the game "knowing" it's gonna be a good game, except you didn't know and decided to purchase it before waiting for any reviews. you're the reason games keep getting released like this, hope you make better financial decisions sometime soon.

[@stefanotvp9782]

@@martinszymanski2607 I bought a game because I wanted to buy it; my money, my decision. I'm not the reason of nothing, maybe you got confused. And I don't need any tips for my financial decisions, because they are mine. Next time, think 10 seconds more before to make comment like this.

[@martinszymanski2607]

@@stefanotvp9782 it's a shame that you seemingly didn't think at all before replying - you're the reason games like this keep getting made because as long as they sell the business strategy works, simple as.

[@stefanotvp9782]

@@martinszymanski2607 It's a shame you won't understand that it was my decision and I'm not interested in business strategy of any sellers. I buy few games per generation (maybe 8-10 games only), I was fan of the franchise and that title was one of the few titles that I was interested to have. It's you that look at this like a market analysis.

[@50Personas]

SkillUp: "GodFall combat is awful" Dark Alliance: "Hold my beer"

[@mydemon]

I remember the Godawful review. "Saying that this game has a story is unfair to the word "story". However, that's not even the worst part of this game. That award goes to combat"

[@thechadcruzaider7864]

Honestly combat wasn't that bad, could've had some improvements, which their might actually be given the devs have been patching the game

[@50Personas]

@@thechadcruzaider7864 I was thinking something along these lines, but in the end it doesn't really matter. Dark Alliance is on a completely new abysmal level. Never seen anything like this even in alpha builds.

[@rickyvaughn7551]

@@thechadcruzaider7864 Godfall has the best combat I've ever seen in a looter.

[@thechadcruzaider7864]

@@rickyvaughn7551 yep, idk why skillup got so negative about that aspect, the combat makes the game both fun to play and watch

[@LaigledeMeaux]

Holy shit. "This isn't worth the bandwidth. Don't even play it when it's free." Fucking brutal.

[@NYC_Goody]

I'm having a good time.

[@avery-ig5jn]

@@NYC_Goody i’m not. everything he said was correct

[@NYC_Goody]

@@avery-ig5jn listen here, Billy.

[@friendlyoctopus3512]

That bow animation is really something else. Someone looked at that and said "yep looks good, ship it"....just unreal

[@brandonrice1124]

Lmao welcome to gaming in 2021 and players thought outriders was bad that game puts this one to shame these devs are starting to get really lazy.I dont care if there is a pandemic or not Guerilla games could have built a better game than this in a cave with scraps lol.

[@LockedOnTargetShow]

@@brandonrice1124 Seems like the only devs not putting out broken half baked stuff are Indies who used quarantine time as "heck yeah I can be locked in my basement and finish my game without social shaming" time, and Japanese devs that won't put out a mechanically broken game. Even Ballan Wonderland is better mechanically than this game. But on a more serious note, if you have game pass (which you should) download and play Yakuza Like a Dragon. It is easily the best thing I have played this year.

[@brandonrice1124]

@@LockedOnTargetShow Oh i have already bought and finished Yakuza Like a Dragon it was very good i am just waiting for a good released game thats worth playing all i have right now is ninja gaiden master collection but once that is done it looks like a ghost town until fall maybe.i hope aragami 2 is going to be good.

[@LockedOnTargetShow]

@@brandonrice1124 have you tried monster hunter at all, if not pick up literally any entry and it's an ez 300 hours. I am actually very excited for monster hunter stories 2, and Disgaea 6 next month. Those two games plus game pass will keep me happy until probably September, where we start to see some of the bigger holiday-esque releases take place.

[@bjornolfactory9363]

DAMN IT! I knew it was gonna suck from that first trailer! At first I still was holding out some hope because the first two games were some of my favorite games on PS2. But of course, it seems like every major game company is on a mission to destroy every single one of their old franchises. Guess I'll just play the old ones again in honor of their memory. Because after this shit I'm certain the franchise is more than dead.

[@lordastrea2765]

You mentioned "7 currencies," and I immediately said, "Nope, I'm out."

[@SubjectE57]

Three is too many, but seven?!

[@Flashman024]

Same! I was like "Wow, that sounds bad."

[@zikarisg9025]

So I wonder is there Microtransaction BS in this (not that I'm ever gonne play it)...

[@salteeplays9054]

@@zikarisg9025 There isn't AFAIK but game still looks like turd.

[@Eldrac]

*laughs in Path of Exile*

[@disguy7345]

This game makes godfall look good

[@4040chocolate]

lol

[@astrobricks3220]

That's saying something😂

[@jointedrapier]

True af😌

[@procha92]

I literally thought the same thing. God damn.

[@HyouVizer]

*Godawful

[@bloodgourd]

Just makes me want to do another run through Dragon's Dogma.

[@thelonesomewanderer8359]

now that's good taste you have there sir.

[@GamerSingularity]

Nice name drop!

[@danwallace4745]

Masterworks, all, you can't go wrong!

[@thelonesomewanderer8359]

@@danwallace4745 yes, arisen.

[@GamerSingularity]

I'm positively soaked!

[@Khalmoon]

I knew this game was awful when no one was playing it outside of paid promotion

[@Woolie]

this entire video could have just been 11:12 - 11:18 LOL

[@lekoms5367]

yo woolie wass upppppppppppp

[@livinginpatheticera3867]

The only dark alliance that should peak your interest was made in 1996.

[@joeyberg5765]

@@livinginpatheticera3867 In case you didn't know yet, the one you're talking about recently got a remaster on PS4 and Xbox. It's like 30 bucks online right now.

[@revanxiii4976]

Damn did not expect my main risk of rain 2 streamer and drumnbass fiend to be in this comment section 🔥

[@medjed7422]

MR STRIMMER

[@melodisch4259]

Damn... I was really hoping this game would be good.

[@omensoffate]

Hah!

[@kaydurr]

“The thing I learned about traps in this game is that most of them are bugged and you can’t trust any of them” … so at least the game is staying true to D&D :p

[@helioscomis3732]

OG dark alliance also had old dnd style crits coded in, you were at constant fear of death in act1 from anything killing you because if they landed that crit it bypassed your defenses entirely and did an absurd multiplier of damage to you, and really that fear never dissipates. its most noticeable solo because of the similar death mechanics where if you die in a group you get back up but if you die solo you're done.

[@Eli_Guy]

The fact that there's no character customization in a *D&D* game shows how much of a misfire this thing is.

[@user-dd9dh9kw5c]

Like yeah, you are doing pregen characters technically but this should have been a dungeon crawler with custom characters.

[@firefly56embers33]

@@user-dd9dh9kw5c Agreed

[@maxwalker1091]

No no, its even worse: These characters are from a long-running book series set in the Forgotten Realms. This game disappoints fans of the books at least as much as those looking forward to making their own character.

[@mythrilkobold8228]

Agreed, I lost interest when I learned that it had no character customization. Glad I lost interest now.

[@drkelfrnger]

None of the Dark Alliance games had custom characters.

[@daheck5961]

I like how almost every enemy just seems to turbo-yeet themselves into the fucking sky upon death. Like wtf?

[@krisstout2951]

Ragdoll=unplayable ok good to know you think every game made by Fromsoftware is trash.

[@daheck5961]

@@krisstout2951 ah I see your trying to start a random fight on the internet. A good way to pass the time I suppose. I’d like to point out however that I did not say anything about it being unplayable just said it was funny.

[@krisstout2951]

@@daheck5961 not starting a fight, just lettin you know thats a dogshit take. If you cant handle a comment response get tf off the internet bub, its gunna get worse 😂

[@daheck5961]

@@krisstout2951 not able to handle what exactly? And what take? Actually never mind I keep forgetting this is what people like you thrive off of. Anywho it is what it is have a nice life bro.

[@pinkmario3]

@@krisstout2951 cry about it

[@Kevin7557]

"This game is the worst I've played all year." *brings receipts Well, fug.

[@nenadmilovanovic5271]

First warning sign was that none of the devs even noticed that screen shake (which they removed after the trailer) was awful. Like, how do you miss that? did you do any testing?

[@Kevin7557]

@@nenadmilovanovic5271 Valid, but my favorite part was when one of his friends pretended to get a call from his GF mid-game and his other friend just noped out at the end of the round. This game is so bad, it's not even good with friends.

[@nenadmilovanovic5271]

@@Kevin7557 and that is saying something, watching paint dry is fun with friends

[@kyotheman69]

this looks like shit, its hard to get a good D&D game

[@Kevin7557]

@@nenadmilovanovic5271 Being trapped on a deserted island populated by monsters trying to kill you as you desperately try to survive is fun with friends. This is the go to excuse for every bad multiplayer game and it doesn't even work here!

[@RocketarmsMedia]

Those arrow propulsions for the goblins are truly amazing; one minute they're standing around, the next thrown to space

[@rykehuss3435]

Playing through Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition and same occasionally happens to enemies when I headshot them with the Widow. They jump like 30 feet in the air. Seems to happen most often when theyre in cover and I pixel snipe their head

[@shadowmaydawn]

The animation for when the archer shoots her arrows is so stiff and robotic.

[@LootFragg]

( ｍｉｎｉｍａｌｉｓｔｉｃ )

[@ianlove4876]

She looks like a living statue

[@ahappylictor3214]

It's a step above firing a bow in minecraft, not even a big step either.

[@darthplagueis13]

Damn, they want 40 bucks for this? That's like 60 more than it's actually worth...

[@XxgoodbudsxX]

Lol!

[@whozyourdaddy]

Math checks out.

[@colinlasch4139]

So they pay us 20 bucks to play it?

[@hxn4466]

oof

[@sillygazelle210no8]

@@colinlasch4139 yeah for play testing

[@Ryan-nm8pw]

I've done some development in UE4, I think I know what's going on with the enemy AI pathing. Unreal has a built in pathing system that uses "navigation meshes". Oversimplified at the most basic level it lets you easily define navigable terrain simply by drag and dropping a cube boundary over the areas you want the AI to be able to move and then enabling navigation inside the AI components. The behavior of the enemies here looks *exactly* like the developers just turned on the default navigation mesh settings, gave enemies a single trigger condition to enter agro and called it a day, which is fine if you're just prototyping basic behaviors but wildly unacceptable for a fully released product. Everything about this feels like it was rushed out on an extremely low budget :(

[@NYC_Goody]

Could enemy ai behavior be changed over a software patch?

[@Ryan-nm8pw]

@@NYC_Goody I mean yeah technically but idk enough about the internal development process to have any idea how long something like that would take go go through the pipeline.

[@MonolithBrookshadow]

The barbarian's stamina reduction does happen, but it's only on heavy cost skills. For some reason or another. If you never even bother with those skills and just use our combos you will never seen the reduction really happen. Kinda wonky

[@PhilipeEikemans]

It's like we can't get excited anymore, seeing how games are being released nowadays.

[@probablyTreedENT]

Solution: never preorder or buy new games on day one. Make them earn that dollar through proofs of play

[@PhilipeEikemans]

@@probablyTreedENT True that

[@goodluck4037]

Nah get hype af then suffer crushing disappointment.

[@PhilipeEikemans]

@@goodluck4037 damn haha 😂

[@mason3872]

Yeah honestly, indie games have been doing so much better than AAA recently. Look at any bests games of this year list and it’s always indie games with maybe the occasional mainstream release. Overall indie studios have been putting in more effort into making a good game rather than making a subpar release that will get hundreds of fans to preorder and then give them a terrible game to steal all of their money. I’m very biased considering that I make indie games myself and play them all the time. But i think that it’s kinda common knowledge that AAA studios are lazy because they don’t have to make good games anymore. Just look at Anthem.

[@LaigledeMeaux]

The elevation making abilities not function is staggering. Truly shocking.

[@deathghost65]

game is so unbalanced. Dwarf has a AoE heal that heals to full and cost literally nothing. When i say nothing, i mean nothing. Never had to use a health potion

[@InfiniteQueries]

@@deathghost65 it causes large stamina destruction but true it does heal for a ton

[@toddchily6737]

I actually laughed watching this review. It’s actually comedic how awful everything is about this game

[@coleslade]

I'll tell you the truth, this is pretty much the level of developer skill I was expecting from this game given that first trailer they released that looked like they strapped go pro cameras to the characters for some reason. It never felt like they knew what they were doing here from the beginning.

[@lw8882]

So let me get this straight... rather than code the enemies' ability to register and combat ranged opponents, they chose to completely fuck over the ranger class to dissuade you from using it and figuring out that they fucked up their game ENTIRELY and use basic attacks that completely screw the combat? That's what they did. They ruined stamina for the ranger so you wouldn't play her and figure out that the game is broken before the steam refund window of two hours. The devs know that anyone age 7 and up can figure out their game is completely broken and demand a refund within 2 hours if they use the ranged combat. My god that level of incompetence dishonesty and corruption is staggering.

[@punani_slayer4209]

Most sane people decided not to buy it once they say the gameplay trailer lmao

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Welcome to what we have allowed game companies to feel comfortable with doing And there _will still be people who think we are complaining too much_

[@editorrbr2107]

That is 100% what they did. And once you see the “animation” for the Ranger, it is clear that they didn’t want you to play her.

[@editorrbr2107]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 t0XiC mAnBAbiEz

[@adrianwiles1]

And it's also part for the course, unfortunately.

[@angusmarch1066]

Imagine a DM running a session this weak.

[@SevenVT12]

I have like 3 dungeons to prep today alone and I dont think even I could make something as half assed

[@timogul]

"Ok, you fire at the orc, roll" "18" "You're standing 3ft higher than the orc, so your attack misses."

[@flipzmadmax5494]

First time DMs be like:

[@zyibesixdouze4863]

@@flipzmadmax5494 I've dealt woth many first timers, none this bad

[@Scortch-lo3xy]

@@SevenVT12 3 separate fully stocked dungeons with monsters, loot, and boss fights? if you need to prepare three separate levels with multiple encounters then either you're preparing way to far in advance, or you have failed to understand the whole point of deploying a dungeon in game.

[@Galeplay]

That Cattie-Brie bow animation is so next level... Only hands move while other body is still as statue.

[@SilentRuth10]

"D&D game" "No character creation" Yeah, nah, this ain't gonna work 😬

[@chaseh432]

Awe damn, I love R.A. Salvatore's novels with these characters, and I figured the gameplay looked so straightforward and simple it would be hard to mess it up. I guess the most basic gameplay was too tough for these devs though

[@Inojin67]

It's an easy trap for big developers to fall in, focusing on just adding content instead of making sure the core gameplay is fun

[@SahiPie]

@@Inojin67 issue is that this game doesn’t even look like they have any unique content LMAO

[@editorrbr2107]

If I want an RA Salvatore game, I guess I’ll stick with Amalur

[@krakentower3818]

"The chef" boss is obviously just the butcher from diablo lmfao

[@MrSvtcobraman]

I immediately noticed that. How are they not going to get sued for this? Also, the Butcher had a grappling hook too. What a rip-off. Get'em Blizzard!!!!

[@5amfishing59]

then there are the skyrim markers and loading screens and borders

[@shukenten4191]

Even down to the flaming floor grates :D

[@hybridgaming8341]

@@shukenten4191 Yeah lol that was gonna be my comment. Both the boss and the arena are straight ripoffs of the Butcher lmao, it's plain as day.

[@BuzzingGoober]

@@hybridgaming8341 who gives a shit? Diablo 3 was a terrible game as well.

[@1983electric]

Loved the Baldur's Gate games on Playstation 2, almost bought this shit

[@Idkgoogleitbro]

bgda 1&2 was a big part of my childhood. Champions of norrath was awesome too.cyberpunk let us down, and this game kicked us when we were down. Honestly ive been playing xcom 2 again, it's a solid video game

[@j.ebburts8393]

Same!!! I'm glad I didn't!

[@NordicVigilante]

I like the game as a fan of the books

[@tatfly5779]

It rlly saddens me to see such great IP go into the hands of ppl with 0 love for games in general and a lust for a free inefficient cashgrab

[@donjon5442]

@@Idkgoogleitbro Just wait for Baldurs gate

[@cuckoophendula8211]

Once I found out who published this, it hit me that this game was going to get similar treatment as licensed shovelware games. I know that Wizards is about to release a D&D inspired Magic the Gathering set, which means that the release of this game needed to coincide with the set to maximize profits. With that stringent timeline, the video game would falter the same way movie tie-in games would and corners would be cut.

[@robzei95]

This has to be a joke right? It's like a bad mobile game... I was really looking forward to this being good, such a shame.

[@Aggressively]

Ik I preinstalled on gamepass waited for it to come out watched reviews and deleted without even playing it

[@jackmanleblanc2518]

Hey, don't insult mobile games. At least most of them are playable. God it hurt to type that.

[@michaelmonstar4276]

Why mobile?... It just seems like a bad PC-game that started production in like 2009 and was in development hell and only released over a decade later. "Duke Nukem Forever" is an example of that, except it had the actual excuse that it was in development hell and went through multiple studios and came out too late.

[@phuct4980]

Mobile games even thought some can be crash grab their still have decent game that make these hard unfinished games feel lackluster in comparison .

[@jackedyourtaco]

@@jackmanleblanc2518 the majority of mobile games are dog shit and money grabs however at least their free

[@iamjogun]

I could instantly tell for early gameplay this one was going to be a turd.

[@R3GARnator]

"Stop! You have violated the law!" Wait, wrong fantasy rpg company.

[@DV-ou1yu]

🤣🤣🤣 a never ending classic

[@lorddevilfish5868]

By the Emperor.........your Hersey must be purged prepare for exterminatus! Wait wrong tabletop game

[@wyatt4790]

@@lorddevilfish5868 nah I’m sure there’s a dnd universe in the warp somewhere

[@YangBalanceYin]

I got the feeling the moment I saw that insanely out of place trailer that the devs were going to have no respect for both the predecessors (there's nothing wrong with the combat or camera of the old games) or the source material (heavy metal and rock music in Faerun..?). Pretty interesting that it was published by Wizards considering how crazy they are about handing out their licenses.

[@jamesgoines4635]

This makes me so sad I was expecting Vermintide but what we got is Aliens Colonial Marines

[@ShoorfLonelyLokly]

Aliens Colonial Marines was broken because someone fucked up a small line of code or something (im joking but not joking). This, this is another case entirely. This is broken on too many different levels.

[@nippy1234]

colonial marines was no where as bad as this

[@prich0382]

Vermintide 2 is still fantastic

[@tallnigget7104]

Vermintide is trash

[@ShoorfLonelyLokly]

@@tallnigget7104 fantastic trash

[@FunkStyles]

Literally every aspect of this game screams repurposed mobile game to me.

[@alanramirogarcia2886]

It's free on game pass so I don't care

[@Benshmallow]

Thats exactly what i was thinking while watching the first trailer of this game. Everything screamed "mobile game". People where offended by my comment and said to me "just wait for the release, the game will be great". And here i am, watching a review of a bad mobile game for 40$ for next gen consoles.

[@editorrbr2107]

The resource allocation is when I really was convinced that it was a mobile game that they ported to console and PC.

[@Haybud]

Games like this remind me of the other great aspect of GamePass. If you’ve been wanting a game and it comes to GamePass and it truly sucks, you didn’t really lose anything other than time to play it. I’ve bought so many games that were underwhelming or straight garbage that were full retail price. This really helps.

[@matthewrichardson6145]

But the devs/publishers wont care because Microsoft already paid them when they could have put that money towards games that are worth playing.

[@Asmodeus562]

@@matthewrichardson6145 same effect as pre orders

[@Purplesquigglystripe]

@@matthewrichardson6145 yeah but since this is a coop game, you won’t tell your friends to get it

[@jaahman0098]

Tbh that’s your fought in way. You could watch several gameplay videos and reviews to see whether or not the game is to your liking.

[@mister-pinkman]

@@jaahman0098 I’d say this video is enough to warrant not purchasing the game. He shows literally dozens of embarrassing bugs and broken mechanics, and he said he’s only been playing it for 3 days.

[@PurpleFreezerPage]

I am truly shocked the gaming industry still has not grasped the importance of a quality day 1 release. So many games have failed or severely struggled because of this.

[@Calebe428]

Its because these games go on gamepass so people don't have to buy it and give it a pass for being complete shit

[@Pyromaniac77777]

From one year in the future; I can confirm that this had nothing to do with being a mess “on release”. This game is just absolutely awful period

[@robertthompson5701]

This whole bs mentality/policy game developers have of , 'push out an incomplete product and patch it later' needs to go away. The only way for that to happen, though, is for consumers to start demanding refunds for games like this. If that fails, start filing lawsuits for false advertisement, because these games are always advertised as 'complete'.

[@kira-dk2mx]

I think that stupid trend will die down in the future once it becomes clear that such thinking only loses companies millions of dollars after launch day. Call it wishful thinking, but like loot boxes, it might be on the decline.

[@drewthomasarnal5378]

Outriders

[@aarondorobek4903]

Gonna tell you none of those lawsuits would be successful.

[@WASD-MVME]

That game pass money though and people will say "ow I got it free on game pass" while the PAY monthly to rent it hence not free

[@etboyette]

Demanding refunds? Consumers need to stop buying games like this in the first place... If you're demanding a refund then it's already too late.

[@beejaytea5964]

management: "so should we read the QA report or go to the pub?"

[@dustyyyyyyyy7]

Legit lol

[@ChickenMcThiccken]

no. you file lawsuits. they will learn from mistakes. i can't believe executives are pushing for this type of genre . its fucking sickening.

[@Oldstalk]

Long story short : in an Era where you can play 10 000 other better games, why bother with the shitty ones

[@makani9004]

This is what drives me crazy with the "give it a chance, they're working on it" crowd, especially the free to play folk. There are so many beautiful indie games, and even some great AAA ones, how am I gonna flagellate myself playing some cash-grab like Avengers?

[@Oldstalk]

@@makani9004 Exactly. That's the whole mystery behind Fallout 76 for me : there are so many superior games to this one, why do people keep bothering with this one, even though it's mostly a cash grab

[@makani9004]

@@Oldstalk I think it's two things, super brand loyal folk who want more of the thing they loved before, and young people who don't truly grasp how valuable their time is yet. It's why CoD can make a game every year and make umpteen million dollars. And don't get me started on sports games :(

[@Oldstalk]

@@makani9004 Yeah, it has to be some sort of brand loyalty, and people who don't know there are way better games that value their time and effort, and respect them as customers :/ We can't do much against millions of dollars / euros invested in add campaigns, only thing we can do is talk about these better games

[@malonislaw]

That boss towards end of video is literally “The Butcher from Diablo 3

[@pogtuber5146]

**AHEM** it's THE CHEF thank you very much, totally nothing like The Butcher, no way **coughs**

[@guiltediron9025]

Same room and mechanics as well

[@asdergold1]

Not just 3.

[@ecbrown6151]

THIS is why you do NOT preorder games. Yet another unfinished “full release”.

[@WillieSlackmer]

People will just not learn.

[@cdmanjak]

@Michael Lochlann no excuse when we have games like rachet and clank coming out

[@lordmolag45000]

I pre-installed with game pass. Thank goodness I uninstalled afterwards. Seriously! The AI looks awful. Some of the worst looking AI I've ever seen in my life. I'm awful at programming AI on games like Game Builder Garage. Better than what this game has to offer.

[@Lynch2507]

Ngl, I dont understand how THIS, of all games, is the "don't preorder games". Like, I forgot it existed until this review lmao

[@iulixMAXgames]

I think this is more then unfinished it's really lazy development 😑

[@B22_2-87IN]

The Chef boss looks like the blatantly ripped off the Butcher from D3, including the whole boss attacks, stage mechanics, and atmosphere.

[@theobserver6579]

My thoughts exactly 😐

[@whidbeyrules5566]

Needs some microtransactions and paid DLC to really get the whole "gibe us the monies" feel.

[@jeremyp4768]

They didn't get far enough in development to introduce microtransactions, but don't worry, those will come in the first patch!

[@TheRoyalRat778]

Paid DLC is already announced lmfao

[@KSKaleido]

Don't forget a battlepass cause everyone and their mom needs to have one of those these days... ugh

[@trollinggodd8429]

@@TheRoyalRat778 and nobody is gonna buy it but simps and super fan boys. Real gamers won't touch this trash

[@trollinggodd8429]

@The void banana nah. Destiny 2 and all of its dlc are free on gamepass. I fucks with destiny 2. I just don't play it to be number 1 on the leader boards, so paying for dlc never interests me, ya know.

[@perkyzombie]

Dark Alliance 1 & 2 is still fun on the PS2... so typical of our current times.

[@silenceburns1336]

First one's been ported. I just picked it up on Switch. Still a great game Edit: just checked Xbox store. On there too. Probably on psn as well

[@fallenpanda3942]

Are they on PC? I've been looking for some games like this or DND Heros to play again with my bro and friend. Also any similar game for co op that is good?

[@perkyzombie]

@@fallenpanda3942 No, but you have a couple of options. Get a PS2 they are cheap. I use a PS2 and added an SSD drive to it with tones of games although this requires a PS2 to HDMI available off amazon. -I have a few Sony Trinitrons TVs and use those for original systems... eh Pi 3 too for PS1 and older. An original PS3 which has native support for PS2 and HDMI out, likely expensive these days. Alternatively, use the PS2 emulator on the PC. I don't know if a Raspberry Pi 4 is powerful enough to run that. Get the games off archives or torrents. Also, Champions of Norrath and the sequel Champions Return to Arms are really good too. All four are co-op... man good times, good memories!

[@silenceburns1336]

@@perkyzombie I always felt the Champions games were just a tiny bit better due to being able to transfer save files to the second. Such good games

[@oneeyemonster3262]

@@fallenpanda3942 Try Dragon Dogma.it's open world with Arena. Some A.I. are stupid..Some arnt ( post game) and WILL DRAG you for 1/4 mile..lmao You can edit face. hair. hieght..ect UNlimited after your first story ( you dont have to complete all the quest to fight the Red dragon...The game is 10 years old..Skyrim.dark soul..sort of graphic..There's alot of different vacations..what makes dragon dogma cool is...You can SCALE giant monster.during COMBAT...hang on to Griffen or dragon Tail while it's flying....Pick uP a PAWN/Allie...and TOSS them at enemies..if they suck.lmao...There's MODS and UP GRADE for P.C.....people still play it. It's not a prefect game...but you would think game developers can make WAY better games mechanics after a DECADE..aside EYE CANDI with damn glitches.

[@nanusantos1696]

I mean, at least they're being true to D&D and making the Ranger the worst class.

[@TheRadiantHexblade]

Ironically, Cattie is the human fighter. Drizzt is the ranger, and is way better to play as than the fighter lmao

[@Jerokhna]

Bruenor is actually terrible and Drizzt and Catti-Brie are the wrong classes.

[@nahuelleandroarroyo]

I had a 4ed ranger that was tough as nails. High CA, above average damage, good range of skills, fancy attacks. Havent played 5ed

[@MrHulaHoops]

Cattie is ridiculously OP, me and my mate are playing the Dwarf and Barbarian and she will consistently hit much harder, score more kills and stay nice and far away from the fight. Are other mate who’s playing her barely tries, he’s having a great time. The Dwarf is literally awful.

[@FitzChivalryFarseer2]

@@MrHulaHoops OP is simply cause she can fire outside the detection/aggro range

[@uberdwarf6539]

It says so much that skillup refers to these interesting, deep and wonderful characters from the books as "archer" and "barbarian". They didn't even have to write much, it was all there

[@eliastavarez40]

Yeah I thought it was funny. They're such iconic characters to me and he never refers to them by name.

[@KainYusanagi]

@@eliastavarez40 They don't deserve the slander of being compared to the characters made in this game.

[@uberdwarf6539]

@@KainYusanagi yeah it hurts watching them be represented like this

[@360Fov]

Played 4 player coop when the game launched a few hours ago; we all had to leave because a barrel got stuck in mid air and was needed to progress. Also hitting enemies or jumping would sometimes cause me to fly/teleport across the map. 45 minutes worth of random bugs. Ive posted the most blatant ones to YT. Even without the bugs, the game is lacklustre, on a fundamental level - so I know it won't improve over time. You feel like you're floating on ice, it's almost like a tech demo from students learning Unreal Engine on PC with XBox Controllers and they haven't really got past Tutorial skill level. You can spam jump + attack and stay in mid air bunny hopping over entire groups of enemies. You can also just spam jump + attack just out of range of an enemy so they're hit by the impact ton the ground - problem is: you can just spam this, regardless of enemy type, and you won't get hit but you'll kill it.

[@thenson1Halo]

I played for several hours today and never encountered any of that even once.

[@DogInatutu]

@@thenson1Halo Welcome to the minority

[@NYC_Goody]

Out of principle, I haven't been doing that because actually mixing your combos and moves you buy is fun. I know the typical gamer will find cheese and exploit it to death but I've never been a fan.

[@scarletdreams4228]

@@thenson1Halo it honestly wasnt what i expected. Haveing no character creation as a feature in this game tailored around D&D is shocking. And i tried solo and its extremely difficult, i also encountered bugs, but thats to be expected with these new games. The gameplay is extremely repetitive and personally i just cant get into something as monotonous as this game. Heck, Lord of the Rings had better games than this. Instead of a stage select they should have made it more open world, it felt like actual Dungeons & Dragons tho, felt like the DM was shafting me so much.

[@niqc]

My buddy and I also encountered the floating barrel glitch, we found if you get another one it’ll automatically pick up both. Can’t tell you why

[@NicholasBrakespear]

They seem to have even forgotten the art style that people loved about the older DnD games. This looks like a modern MMO dungeon.

[@Zackarco]

This game is an insult to the classic Dark Alliance. Good lord.

[@mhjmstultiens]

Character's feet don't even touch the ground... they're just skating in the air.

[@killerbug05]

Ps3 era level collision with the ground 😂

[@AlgoCurioso2.0]

I read Dragon Age: Dark Alliance in the title and got exited. Then read it again and remember about the shitty reveal for this game.

[@okandy98]

dungeons and dragons, not dragon age

[@noimageavailable2934]

@@okandy98 That's what he means

[@DbladeMedic]

@@okandy98 So you were so eager to correct him, you didn't finish reading his comment did you?

[@fionn2220]

On the bright side no matter what happens there is no way Bioware can fuck up dragon age 4 as bad as this

[@cruelwraith2games926]

@@fionn2220 LOL they'll try that's what I said about Mass Effect Andromeda