Ranking 007 - Top 10 Worst Bond Moments

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@CrashJakFan1994
@CrashJakFan1994 2 жыл бұрын
One dumb moment is Bond and Blofeld being brothers in “Spectre.” It feels a little contrived that Bond’s foster brother was (indirectly) behind the events of the previous Craig-era films. That, and it uses the same twist as “Austin Powers in Goldmember,” so it’s a bit tough to take it seriously.
@bradjensen4927
@bradjensen4927 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't spend 8 yrs in evil medical school to be called "Mister", thankyouverymuch!! LOL
@spaceodds1985
@spaceodds1985 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, good call.
@lovepeaceunity1010
@lovepeaceunity1010 2 жыл бұрын
Yea no kidding 😂
@КурочкаКрашена
@КурочкаКрашена 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, like an episode of Emmerdale. It really detracted from the Spectre arc of the story. It reduced something interesting to dreadful family politics.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
Spectre feels like Casablanca compared to NTTD
@JunohNebula
@JunohNebula 2 жыл бұрын
"This never happened to the other fellow" got a genuine laugh out of me when I first watched through the Bond films in release order. It immediately endeared me to Lazenby's Bond. I've never once seen that line as damaging to the film.
@HughJass-313
@HughJass-313 2 жыл бұрын
Lazenby had HUGE shoes to fill... i think that line was a Nod to the Elephant in the room. OHMSS turned out to be a pretty solid film. i had *NO PROBLEMS* with the line. ❤❤
@randallrutherford1384
@randallrutherford1384 Жыл бұрын
I agree
@majorneptunejr
@majorneptunejr Жыл бұрын
@@HughJass-313 That was what I was thinking. The fact that now another actor was playing that roll was just too big to ignore. That was his first line, and then we get the credits and we move on. I kind of liked that. I wish he had made more than just the one film. Once he replaced Connery, that took a lot pressure off any actor who would later play the roll.
@HughJass-313
@HughJass-313 Жыл бұрын
@@majorneptunejr ☀️☀️
@Man-From-Another-Place
@Man-From-Another-Place 11 ай бұрын
I also liked the line. I think there needed to be some acknowledgment to the audience that this was the first time someone else was playing the iconic character.
@Inglese001
@Inglese001 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't mention Kananga's death - using a ridiculous blow-up doll to inflate and explode his body.
@yanni2112
@yanni2112 2 жыл бұрын
1 of my favs tho, cracks me up every time
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
It kinda fit the times though. When Moore came in, they started taking the piss off the franchise, so they really pushed "the more ludicrous the better" mentality into it. Agree that from today's perspective it looks absolutely bonkers, but back then it was just funny
@THEremiXFACTOR
@THEremiXFACTOR 2 жыл бұрын
I agree that moment is ridiculous. And it isn't even well staged. Why is there no blood when he blows up? Is he made of latex?
@chrischeshire6528
@chrischeshire6528 2 жыл бұрын
Worst Bond ever...no script ... Just a Matt Helm movie. Live and let die ... Died.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrischeshire6528 i don’t agree. Live and Let Die, while not a classic, definitely has merit in its own right as a terrific bond flick
@jeremychuaunsu-avidasalesc5781
@jeremychuaunsu-avidasalesc5781 2 жыл бұрын
You can include Stacey Sutton screaming James every 10 seconds in A View To A Kill
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 жыл бұрын
James !!!!!
@franzrabe4584
@franzrabe4584 2 жыл бұрын
Can't agree more!!
@tylerjsmithers8385
@tylerjsmithers8385 2 жыл бұрын
@@docsavage-8616 JAMES!!!!!!!!!!
@ClaudioTV2005
@ClaudioTV2005 8 ай бұрын
Imagine if Sissy Spacek was Stacey Sutton, her screams would have been 3x times louder
@harukakuroro9396
@harukakuroro9396 2 жыл бұрын
Your No.1 pick is so spot on ! My father is a life-long 007 fan. When we saw Bond death scene in the theatre last year, he was so furious that he couldn’t even drive us home. So I took the wheel while he was laying in the backseat criticizing the whole scene🤣
@DutchBondFan
@DutchBondFan 2 жыл бұрын
What a great guy your father is!
@mazdaman0075
@mazdaman0075 2 жыл бұрын
Bingo ! I'm now a "Bond father" (age 58) - I saw OHMSS in the theatres at age 5 with my dad and have taken my own two boys since they were also about 5 to see every Bond film. I was as livid as your father was and left immediately before the credits, which I have never done before. I couldn't believe they did that. Definitely the worst moment ever for me.
@szwakyd
@szwakyd 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, being so angry at a movie that one could not drive is just sad and pathetic. I’ve been emotionally moved by many movies and never to the point where I could not perform activities of daily living.
@rainbow2710
@rainbow2710 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, that’s hilarious, but, yeah, I was furious too.
@Uglylefthand
@Uglylefthand 2 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining this angry old man lying on the back seat muttering about a movie. I'm laughing my ass off.
@redgrant5712
@redgrant5712 2 жыл бұрын
5. Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist 4. The plastic surgery villain switch in Die Another Day 3. Casting Connery in Diamonds Are Forever 2. Blofeld being chucked down a chimney to his death in a pre-title sequence 1. Turning Jaws into a comedy turn in Moonraker when he was just plain terrifying in The Spy Who Loved Me
@timriss530
@timriss530 2 жыл бұрын
So... you don't want a delicatessen?
@007GunbarrelEdits
@007GunbarrelEdits 2 жыл бұрын
@@timriss530 In stainless steel
@markkumanninen6524
@markkumanninen6524 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with your Number One. The same happened later to Arnold Schwarzenegger between T1 and T2. A wisecracking Terminator, oh my! A teen hero! A franchise was detroyed there at step 2.
@Roper122
@Roper122 2 жыл бұрын
Blofeld down the chimney was OK. There was a reason for it.
@watchcollector1968
@watchcollector1968 2 жыл бұрын
You're number 1 is spot-on.
@UnsounderGnome
@UnsounderGnome 2 жыл бұрын
"This never happened to the other fellow" is great and I'm willing to die on that hill, haha. But yeah, good choices here, you pretty much hit all the worst moments that I can remember.
@thursoberwick1948
@thursoberwick1948 2 жыл бұрын
That was quite a funny line.
@LB1973
@LB1973 2 жыл бұрын
I'm on the same hill, I loved that line. The slide whistle doesn't really bother me either, given the choice I wouldn't have it but it doesn't bother me greatly. The beach boys however was awful.
@milesflanagan4899
@milesflanagan4899 2 жыл бұрын
Love that line too. Seemed perfectly apt in my opinion.
@foxmulder4653
@foxmulder4653 2 жыл бұрын
Lazenby was awesome! That was a great one liner fsure
@RMagicS
@RMagicS 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the movie at the theater in December 1969, the whole audience was trying to adjust to the new James Bond, and this line got a very good laugh and kinda broke the ice.
@trummelbach6065
@trummelbach6065 2 жыл бұрын
I actually liked the "Other fellow"-scene. It's right at the beginning of the movie - which was the very first without Connery. So it doesn't really take you out of the film, because it just begun and it makes clear from the beginning: I'm not Connery. So don't expect me to be like him.
@djhutchison
@djhutchison 2 жыл бұрын
I always considered everything after the opening in Die Another Day to be a fever dream Bond is having after the prisoner exchange. It explains a lot of the ridiculous stuff that happens in that film.
@NebLleb
@NebLleb 9 ай бұрын
And in their place, NightFire and Everything or Nothing happened instead. At least to me.
@ButteredToast32
@ButteredToast32 3 ай бұрын
I remember as a kid being so confused while watching Die Another Day. Now I can see why, the whole film is just so stupid and horribly written.
@williamgranger5538
@williamgranger5538 2 жыл бұрын
I think No. 5 should have included the Louisiana sheriff from "Live and Let Die" being brought back for this film. Totally unbelievable that a sheriff from Louisiana would go on a vacation in Thailand, and stop by an AMC dealership, and run into Bond. Totally unbelievable. At least the car stunt was not CGI-generated; it was real.
@teijaflink2226
@teijaflink2226 11 ай бұрын
I thought the character was funny though.
@williamgranger5538
@williamgranger5538 11 ай бұрын
It was funny in Live and Let Die and very realistic.@@teijaflink2226
@Mark-lj1dj
@Mark-lj1dj 2 жыл бұрын
2:06 i always quite liked the clown/bomb sequence in octopussy. The "ticking bomb" plot has been done to death but i really feel the tension in this one. Especially the last few seconds when theyre restraining bond as he's trying to get to the bomb. Really well done I thought. Plus the alfa romeo car chase was great too
@thursoberwick1948
@thursoberwick1948 2 жыл бұрын
Never mind the Clown, what about Bond dressed as an ape?
@aaronwalderslade
@aaronwalderslade 2 жыл бұрын
In that Marcel Marceau face, they could have had a gag where the bomb was sensitive to sound and he had to mime each tool he needs to be handed.
@Alexander84129
@Alexander84129 2 жыл бұрын
The “Prince Charming” theory is even more stupid when you realize that was EXACTLY what happened to him. Cinderella leaves her shoes behind, he meets up with her later, and they get married.
@splintergectornathan9045
@splintergectornathan9045 2 жыл бұрын
More stupid and more genius at the same time
@dutchrhino3083
@dutchrhino3083 2 жыл бұрын
That's true, but Prince Charming didn't get in a fistfight
@nolanboles8492
@nolanboles8492 2 жыл бұрын
And then, she died. They didn't do that in Cinderella.
@thepenultimateninja5797
@thepenultimateninja5797 2 жыл бұрын
The thing I hate about invisible car isn't the implausibility - the technical explanation of how it works does make sense in a sort of sci-fi way. What annoys me is the fact that Bond hides behind it at one point. Given the principle of how it is supposed to work, it would be impossible to hide behind it.
@sivakumarnarayanasamy9772
@sivakumarnarayanasamy9772 Жыл бұрын
Good point. I never realized it.😮
@leethomas2155
@leethomas2155 2 жыл бұрын
I fully get the clown sequence... it's not played for laughs it was a necessary and quick to hand disguise to infiltrate the circus ring... makes perfect sense!
@curtyeomans8446
@curtyeomans8446 Жыл бұрын
I always thought the clown make up highlighted the wrinkles on Roger Moore’s face, though, and therefore called attention to the fact that Moore was getting too old to stay in the role
@alanmackie7012
@alanmackie7012 Жыл бұрын
There's so many other things wrong with Octopussy, I had no idea the clown scene was so hated. It's not even in my top 30 worst Bond scenes.
@ainsleylucky3511
@ainsleylucky3511 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with almost all of the commentators comments except the " other fellow" quip . Let us not lose sight of the fact that Lazenby had massive shoes to fill and the Bond world eagerly awaited how he would break the ice. The quip was disarming. It made us laugh. We relaxed and allowed Lazenby prove his mettle (which he did in that film, conquering the challenge). It is so tongue in cheek that I hoped that the writer went one step further and would have had Lazenby say:" Gee. I wonder what Sean would have done".
@BeatleKoudelka
@BeatleKoudelka 2 жыл бұрын
In the Czech version he says "This would never happen to Connery"
@stanpopovsky
@stanpopovsky 2 жыл бұрын
Best Bond Movie until Casino Royale
@suedenim
@suedenim 2 жыл бұрын
It's clear in the context of the time that the filmmakers were very nervous about whether someone else would be accepted in the role at all, and this moment is like "Yeah, we get it, but we'll still have fun with the new guy, promise."
@HughJass-313
@HughJass-313 2 жыл бұрын
100%. the line was a Nod to the Elephant in the Room. by the end of the film... *OHMSS* turned out to be a pretty solid. i had NO PROBLEMS with the line. ❤
@billa107
@billa107 2 жыл бұрын
Bond dying will always be the worst moment ever for me too. Like you said, no Bond fan ever goes into the movie wanting to see our hero, the embodiment of survivability, to die. Especially after getting a wonderful adventure that cleaned up a lot of the mess Spectre left.
@Stevesk0011
@Stevesk0011 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't believe they killed Bond. I yelled out in the theater "YOU DON'T DO THAT!!" I had to wait through the credits to see if they would say "James Bond will return." Man, that sucked.
@davidtrim6093
@davidtrim6093 2 жыл бұрын
I wished they hadn't done that too, as it casts a shadow over whatever they do with the franchise post Craig. However it might enhance the big ending in subsequent films, introducing a real sense of danger that Bond could die here. Do we think Bond would ever retire, and go filming Grand Designs as he rebuilds Skyfall?
@milesflanagan4899
@milesflanagan4899 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a Bond fan and found Bond’s death a memorable and dramatic way to end Craig’s storyline. Worked for me. I’m of the opinion that since it’s all make believe we can and should expect anything creative. It’s not like it really matters at all.
@markwalch6065
@markwalch6065 2 жыл бұрын
I loved it. It felt like a logical conclusion for Craigs Bond and wont have any ramifications for the franchise as each actors Bond is unrelated to 1 another.
@Paul91-
@Paul91- 2 жыл бұрын
I actually don't mind the idea of Bond dying. Nor do I find it sacrilege like most do. It's more how it's executed is what I take issue with. I don't really get how Q is like "nanobots are eternal!!!!!!" Really? You give up that easily?
@mro4ts457
@mro4ts457 2 жыл бұрын
#7 had me laughing on the floor😂 “Japanese Bond” It’s like a robot chicken skit🤣
@citoante
@citoante 2 жыл бұрын
bronson interview had me laughing
@GetToWhereYouAre
@GetToWhereYouAre Жыл бұрын
The kitesurfing tsunami is my guilty pleasure. I love it. The soundtrack, handsome Brosnan and his visual physical struggle to make it all work despite all the CGI xD
@LicencetoWho
@LicencetoWho 2 жыл бұрын
Possibly my favourite thumbnail ever for one of your videos 😂Great video!
@rickm8343
@rickm8343 2 жыл бұрын
Bambi and Thumper immediately come to mind as one of the dumbest moments in the entire series.
@ruantengyi
@ruantengyi 2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I agree with you!
@Mark-lj1dj
@Mark-lj1dj 2 жыл бұрын
Damn yeah i forgot that one. And the elephant playing the slot machine. Such a bad movie
@thursoberwick1948
@thursoberwick1948 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, my favourite two lesbian assassins
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 жыл бұрын
Bond getting owned by a Couple of Gymnasts? Ridiculous !
@DoctorQuackenbush
@DoctorQuackenbush 2 жыл бұрын
@@docsavage-8616 a couple of _hot_ gymnasts.
@Zholobov1
@Zholobov1 2 жыл бұрын
The whole "No Time To Die" movie was the worst moment in the Bond franchise, honestly.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
Yes it was! The absolute shit-bag of the entire series hands down. I cannot fathom people who defend it, it's incomprehensible to me
@lloydkline1518
@lloydkline1518 2 жыл бұрын
I puchase the no time to dies movies dvd , it worst than, A view to kill , james bonds movies "
@masudashizue777
@masudashizue777 2 жыл бұрын
I never know how Wakabayashi Akiko was able to film that scene with Sean Connery without bursting into laughter. It reminded me of the "Teahouse of the August Moon."
@legit.peasant
@legit.peasant 2 жыл бұрын
Wholeheartedly agree with Number 1... Bond is the hero for a reason. NTTD's ending is uncalled for, soulcrushing, and criminal. Flemming and Cubby would be furious...
@wiseguymaybe
@wiseguymaybe 2 жыл бұрын
Cubby, yeah, but you know that Flemming did kill James Bond off in his book From Russia With Love. He wanted to write other things, but he got so much flak that he brought him back in Doctor No. I have a feeling he would have been furious about a lot of things they did in a lot of modern 007 movies . Besides, the Daniel Craig Bonds have really been unrealistically out of sequence with other Bond movies, especially the early Sean Connery era. Are you so sure they won't bring him back with another actor? Come on, if you are that much out of touch with the Bond movie canon, like the Craig movies, you could easily bring in another actor with out any explanation of how Bond survivied, modern audiences didn't even question why Judy Dench was still M in Casino Royal, supposedly, not in the Ian Flemming books, his first mission. And although Casino Royal both in the movie and in the Ian Flemming book that he first met Felix Leiter, but in the movie canon it was Doctor No. Now you could argue, yeah they were going by the book, but if you go by the book canon, then you would have to loose Judy Dench and put in a male M and not make it his first mission. I'm just saying just start from fresh, you don't have to expalin anything, they sure didn't explain a lot of holes in the Craig era, and audiences blindly excepted that with out any questions.
@iansmith4023
@iansmith4023 2 жыл бұрын
I think Cubby would have been upset; but I feel that Fleming would have probably approved. He killed off the character himself,once; and,by all accounts, felt little sympathy for him. On the other hand,I can envisage him absolutely hating Moonraker; and probably being none too partial toward DAD either.
@callummoore6962
@callummoore6962 2 жыл бұрын
Fleming did try and kill Bond off in the novels at least twice.
@TheHawk3007
@TheHawk3007 2 жыл бұрын
Worst ending of entire series!
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 2 жыл бұрын
@@wiseguymaybe By the Mid-2000's general audiences were used to reboots and we'd just had Batman Begins which had nothing to do with the 1989-1997 series. Casino makes it clear it's a fresh start with Bond earning his 00 status at the start. Keeping Judi on muddles the waters but it's also made clear she is not playing the same character as in the Brosnan films [Goldeneye-New Broom, eventually builds respect with Bond; Casino 'Christ I miss the cold war', Closest thing Bond has to a parental figure]. Going back to the Batman analogy, we've recently had another movie which had nothing to do with the Nolan films but audiences went with it. Now the Craig film is over they can reboot with a new Bond and supporting cast without having to worry about dealing with Craig era plots.
@billlonee9470
@billlonee9470 2 жыл бұрын
The "tacky elephant in a circus casino" was a real thing, back then. An elephant named Tanya roamed Circus Circus. She was trained to pull slot machine handles and toss dice with her trunk. It was, perhaps, one of the most honest moments in the picture.
@trilogupta5043
@trilogupta5043 2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree with no 1. No-one wanted it. In the future it's going to be remembered as a major blunder for the franchise
@szwakyd
@szwakyd 2 жыл бұрын
I loved it.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
Oh it already is! Many people in the Bond Fandom have already disowned that film
@pechugaslarou3433
@pechugaslarou3433 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymanynomsen6034 So?
@Wither81
@Wither81 2 жыл бұрын
I wanted it, and I got it. No more Craig, hurray!
@judyhopps9380
@judyhopps9380 2 жыл бұрын
they needed to kill him off. It was the only way they can put whatever woke agenda they want into it. The old bond is gone, and the new one is coming in. I hate to sound a bigot, but when his wake / memorial was attended by a gay Q, black 007, and black Moneypenny, I felt the character died in more ways than one. He died at the hands of a new era, heralded by the most glum and miserable Bond actor of the lot.
@Paul91-
@Paul91- 2 жыл бұрын
Mine: 1. The "Yo Momma" line in Die Another Day. 2. Bond and Blofeld being brothers in Spectre. 3. CGI Wavesurfing. 4. Jaws falling in love in Moonraker. 5. Lady Blofeld in Diamonds Are Forever. 6. Bond "getting revenge" on the man who murdered his wife in Diamonds Are Forever by swinging him around in a bathtub. 7. 58 year old Roger Moore fucking 28 year old Tanya Roberts in the shower in A View to a Kill. 8. Japanese Connery. Need I say more? 9. The "Die Blofeld Die!!!!!!" moment in No Time to Die. 10. Denise Richards as a "believable" nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough. Honorable/Dishonorable mentions: The Experience of Love being played over the Goldeneye credits. Licence to Kill's rushed ending. Blofeld being behind everything bad in Bond's life in Spectre. The underwater battles in Thunderball. Bond shoving a bomb up Mr Wint's butt in Diamonds Are Forever.
@wallyman292
@wallyman292 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. . . Jaws falling in love with the Norwegian (???) girl. One of those "Mandella effect" moments, as so many people remember her having braces when she first smiled at Jaws, matching his metallic smile. I kinda remembered it that way myself, actually. . .
@MorganTC
@MorganTC 2 жыл бұрын
The "Die Blofeld Die" line was an actual line in one of the James Bond books and was actually quite badass in my opinion
@Paul91-
@Paul91- 2 жыл бұрын
@@wallyman292 I had no idea that Dolly had braces until I watched Calvin's Bond myth video about it.
@Paul91-
@Paul91- 2 жыл бұрын
@@MorganTC Don't get me wrong. It definetly is a line that works quite well on page but when you are executing it to screen well....
@wallyman292
@wallyman292 2 жыл бұрын
@@Paul91- You've got it backwards. She doesn't have braces. Everyone remembers it (incorrectly) that she did. Me included.
@majamaproductions
@majamaproductions 2 жыл бұрын
We would have included also the explosion of the tomb in "No Time to Die," but the number one in your list is actually pretty darn fitting. Excellent job!!
@erikdolnack2737
@erikdolnack2737 2 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with Dutch Bond Fan on his number one worst Bond movement. It is my pick for all-time worst moment in any Bond movie as well.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
Should be anyone's pick for all-time worst Bond moment really.. People who defend it are incomprehensible to me
@nihits
@nihits 2 жыл бұрын
I knew before you mentioned that the dishonorable would be the clown moment.. I never found that out of place.. the tone is serious.. and its an intense scene.
@mikeshirleyforever
@mikeshirleyforever 2 жыл бұрын
There has got to be a Lyrith countdown of her worst moments of the series when she has seen them all! Can't wait for that!
@dcviper985
@dcviper985 2 жыл бұрын
I sat through the credits all the way to the end just to make sure we got the all important “JAMES BOND WILL RETURN”. If they had left it out I really would have cried.
@KevReillyUK
@KevReillyUK 2 жыл бұрын
It may be trivial to some, but for me it's the impossible helicopter physics in _Tomorrow Never Dies._ In what is otherwise one of the more grounded Bond movies, arguably requiring less suspension of disbelief than most of the other entries, that almost vertically-tilted helicopter moving along the street at the speed of a half-charged Segway with its laundry-chopping rotors whirring away in violation of all the known laws of aerodynamics takes me out of the story every time. It's such a shame, because _TND_ would otherwise be a top contender for my favourite Bond movie. The plot is believable, the technology and vehicles are cutting edge (for 1997) without ever crossing the line into full-on science fiction, and from day one I've defended Elliot Carver as a plausible antagonist in the face of criticism that he was too "normal" to be a Bond villain. He is creepy because he is so mundane while wielding ridiculous power. And the last 25 years have demonstrated how prescient the movie was in depicting the dangerous influence of a corrupt and unfettered media. But that helicopter! Dear God, what were they thinking? It literally undoes everything good about the rest of the movie. I shudder just thinking about it.
@spaceodds1985
@spaceodds1985 2 жыл бұрын
Nomi as 007; did it serve any purpose? Why don’t we ask the question whether Nomi served any purpose to NTTD? Seriously, what was she doing in the film? As for Bond’s death… NTTD is IMO the most disappointing and slow paced films of the series. Not only did I not care about the film, but I did not care about the characters. I was just happy the film ended
@thursoberwick1948
@thursoberwick1948 2 жыл бұрын
I think it's very front loaded. The Italian scenes were good.
@spaceodds1985
@spaceodds1985 2 жыл бұрын
@@thursoberwick1948 I agree, the Cuba scenes were great also. But after that, it went downhill for me.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
@@spaceodds1985 Agreed, NTTD disappointed on so many levels, i was actually surprised in retrospect how many things were so terrible. The only good thing about the movie was Ana de Armas and the few scenes she was in, but even Ana de Armas can't save the movie
@marcokrueger3399
@marcokrueger3399 2 жыл бұрын
Sooo... You liked the ending? :D
@badouplus1304
@badouplus1304 2 жыл бұрын
"what was she doing in the film", well, you can ask the same question for many Bond Girls you know, many of them serve no purposes... except... But you surely know that already.
@RealHazelnut
@RealHazelnut 2 жыл бұрын
"Now thats a cougar i would drive" lmao even tho OHMSS is literally my favourite movie of all the 007 movies that line would work so well.
@armandovalmont9762
@armandovalmont9762 2 жыл бұрын
we definitely should replace Phoebe Waller-Bitch with Jeroen!
@nolanboles8492
@nolanboles8492 2 жыл бұрын
That's not what "cougar" meant in 1969, though.
@kenchristie9214
@kenchristie9214 2 жыл бұрын
The term cougar was not a sexual term in 1969. The worst moment OHMSS was the stereotyping of the girls in the Blofeld allergy clinic, especially the African girl eating a banana.
@nolanboles8492
@nolanboles8492 2 жыл бұрын
@@kenchristie9214 Ugh 😫😫😫😫 I don't remember that scene, but you're absolutely right.
@PeterMcCluskey
@PeterMcCluskey 2 жыл бұрын
I agree killing Bond was unforgivable. Cubby will be turning over in his grave.
@ngenglee149
@ngenglee149 Жыл бұрын
This never happened to the other fellas
@AustinThe007Fan
@AustinThe007Fan 5 ай бұрын
Ironically, after the premiere Casino Royale in Berlin, in a car ride Daniel Craig was the one who came up to kill off HIS version of bond. He said Barbara, how many bond films do I have to make Barbara replied: “Four.” Daniel then said “Oh, okay. if I make four more, can I kill him off of the end?” Barbara immediately said: “ Yes.” And thus, Daniel’s wish was granted. I even may sound controversial in anyway. But I gotta say in my honest and most controversial opinion, this was actually a very fitting, powerful, emotional and suitable end to Craig’s tenure as Bond. And yes, of course James Bond is going to be rebooted with another actor. Of course There’s gonna be more bond films in the future. This means no offense to everyone who hated the ending in No Time To Die, but everybody has an opinion.
@StandTheOffensive
@StandTheOffensive 2 жыл бұрын
Severine’s death scene from Skyfall. That scene is infuriating. The at film also had one of the most mean-spirited and tone deaf treatments of any character I’ve seen in film. Severine was sex-trafficked as a child and enslaved for most of her life. Only to get a false sense of hope before getting tortured, brutalised and then brutally killed as the person who promised to save her just looks on disinterested. A lot of people say the film humanises Bond. I’m not sure how. I don’t think exploiting and placing false hope in someone who was enslaved and lived in fear for most of their life, only to let them down when it mattered the most and show disinterest in their death- humanises Bond? | I feel really bad for Berenice Marlohe. She was able to land the enormous honour of being a Bond girl without an agent, in a foreign country. That is not an easy feat. In interviews and articles I’ve seen she took pride in her character. Unfortunately, the filmmakers didn’t. They were looking for “new talent”- or an actress no one would care about to play a character they didn’t care about. And as a result, Skyfall has one of the, if not the, most mean-spirited and tone deaf character treatments in the franchise. | And then Barbara Broccoli and her people behind NTTD would go on to virtue signal how great and progressive they are. And trash Connery’s Bond for how he treated woman. | Those who preach the loudest always have the most to hide. | Also, what made Bond such a cool action hero was his resourcefulness. And it’s completely absent from that scene and pretty much that film. | The mean-spirited and tone deaf treatment of the Bond Girl and the incompetence of Bond are just two of the many many problems with Skyfall. It’s a pretentious, bitter and mean-spirited movie which rips of GoldenEye. | The later Mission: Impossible films, Fallout especially, completely obliterated Bond.
@MrPoeGhost
@MrPoeGhost 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the way Connery's Bond treated women was pretty crap and would be a bit of an elephant in the room these days if it went without being addressed.
@StandTheOffensive
@StandTheOffensive 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrPoeGhost They made a movie with the most abhorrent mean-spirited and tone deaf treatment of a Bond girl, or just any character in the franchise... and then the virtue signaled how progressive they were and deflected.
@MrPoeGhost
@MrPoeGhost 2 жыл бұрын
@@StandTheOffensive True, the way that character was handled was definitely crap as well, but I can't say I mind them coming out against the outdated writing of the earlier movies either.
@b.chaline4394
@b.chaline4394 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as much as I love and adore Skyfall overall (although I agree with you, it can get pretentious at times), the treatment of that character really bugs me (and I'm no raging feminist or SJW, trust me). Even the very similar Andrea Anders was at least given a chilling death scene, i.e. the film-makers didn't play it for laugh with a cheap quip. Bond has been pretty casual about the female body count he left behind him in the past (Paula from Thunderball and Corinne from Moonraker spring to mind) but Craig's was portrayed as made from a different material. Craig's acting was very subdued when Solange Dimitrios and Strawberry Fields were killed, but he was clearly upset and both films acknowledged his part in these two women's death. I could accept the excuse of "it's the third film, Bond is colder and more ruthless now, see his reaction when his family home gets blown up" but Spectre and No Time to Die totally invalidated that take.
@anthonylewis2080
@anthonylewis2080 25 күн бұрын
In agreement with "Fallout" : it succeeded by means of action and storytelling where Bond had failed, I'm not remotely saying that 007 is finish - movie series is 60+ years, over 70 if anyone factors in Fleming's first novel "Casino Royale", the 2006 big screen adaptation did it justice - Broccoli and Wilson really have to get to work.
@Ryan-op1tz
@Ryan-op1tz 2 жыл бұрын
Dr Kananga/ Mr Big blowing up and the seemingly never ending boat scene in Thunderball always makes me cringe
@davecorry7723
@davecorry7723 2 жыл бұрын
Watched this a while ago, and now had to watch it again just to hear your heartfelt pleading, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING????" Absolutely great.
@Aceimus1066
@Aceimus1066 2 жыл бұрын
I'm with you about the ending. I wish I didn't feel empty too but that's all I felt walking out of the cinema and how I still feel. I can't shake it.
@spaceodds1985
@spaceodds1985 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I didn’t care because NTTD was so boring and slow for me, that I was just happy the film ended.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
@@spaceodds1985 NTTD is hands down the worst bond movie ever made
@КурочкаКрашена
@КурочкаКрашена 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymanynomsen6034 No that's definitely Octopussy. Roger Moore is the worst Bond and him arsing around in a clown suit is just embarrassing and tiresome.
@hv3115
@hv3115 2 жыл бұрын
It would be ok if they wanted to end the Bond franchise and never make another Bond movie again. Then Bond's death through self-sacrifice is a poignant and powerful moment, and a testement to the heroism of men who sacrifice their lives to save others. What more fitting way to end the Bond franchise than a poignant death scene of the main character, dying to save civilization? But to then just pretend this never happened and go back to another Bond movie with a new actor cheapens that death and renders it utterly meaningless. If Bond comes back in a new movie, that means his death in the last movie was just a cheap trick to temporarily wring some emotions from the audience. That is pathetic and inexcusable.
@КурочкаКрашена
@КурочкаКрашена 2 жыл бұрын
@@hv3115 It raises questions about who James Bond is right? Like does the character portrayed in No Time To Die have memories of the events of Goldfinger? There seem to be lots of continuity problems with it - like all the M portraits for example. Dame Judy Dench was M for both Brosnan and Craig - are they the same or different people? Is there continuity with the Blofeld character in the sense that is the character played by Donald Pleasance the half brother of the character played by Sean Connery?
@cybrnathan
@cybrnathan 2 жыл бұрын
Turning James Bond into a Romulan in You Only Live Twice has to be the biggest atrocity I've seen since the last Rings of Power episode
@varanid9
@varanid9 2 жыл бұрын
Nice list. I knew I'd see TMWTGG slide whistle effect here. I was hoping to see Jaws meeting his girlfriend in "Moonraker" as a horribly cringe moment, lol.
@SerathDarklands
@SerathDarklands Жыл бұрын
The double-taking pigeon is hilarious and I will not hear a word against it.
@nonamefound1382
@nonamefound1382 2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree on the Nr. 1. Also for me, I think the choice to kill off Bond is bad writing. Like the first thing writing classes will teach you about killing characters is that a death always has to have an impact on the plot or wrap a story arc up (in a way where death really is the only way for it to end). I don't see how a death scene would conclude Bond's arc, he could have lived and his character would still have made sense.
@ffattahi
@ffattahi Жыл бұрын
Apparently, that was Craig's suggestion. One more reason he was never Bond to me.
@aaaht3810
@aaaht3810 2 жыл бұрын
When "You Only Live Twice" was released I remember reading a review which panned the idea of making Bond a Japanese. It said something like "Sean Connery looks about as Japanese as Sean Connery."
@Bernard-Shakey
@Bernard-Shakey 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao "why does a hollowed-out volcano even have lava?!" The green screen work in the finale of Thunderball has always bothered me. It looks like the speed boat is doing about 200mkph into the rocks! I bet it even looked bad to 1965 audiences.
@ed008ue
@ed008ue 2 жыл бұрын
for the Diamonds are Forever Laser scenes, if I recall a good chunk of the budget was used to cover Connery's salary...
@basquat76
@basquat76 2 жыл бұрын
Skyfall. Bond meets a woman in a restaurant and there's absolutely nothing to suggest she might be interested in him. Next scene she's in the shower and he just shows up and takes advantage of her i guess because they never say another word to each other again. They're on a boat going to meet the villain on an island, and they don't talk or even look at each other. And then she dies and he's upset for about a split second. That's some hero we got there. It's the strangest sequence of scenes in any bond movie.
@StephenLeGresley
@StephenLeGresley 2 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of these. 1) When Bond rapes Pussy Galore. Even more so in the novel where she's portrayed as a lesbian who gets turned straight by her rape. (Yeah, I'm not kidding.) 2) When Bond rapes a maid in Thunderball by blackmailing her and forcing her to have sex with him for her job. 3) Every scene where he slaps women. 4) In Skyfall when Bond 'surprises' a woman in the shower and then has sex with her after learning she was sold into the sex trade as a little girl. Then makes a joke about her getting shot and killed. 5) Everything about Die Another Day. Seriously, the whole movie could be it's own list. 6) The clown make up in Octopussy. 7) Everything Denise Richards does in The World is Not Enough. 8) The character of Dominic Greene from Quantum of Solace. 9) Many scenes from The Man with the Golden Gun. 10) Bond and Dr. Evil being revealed as brothers in Spectre.
@bricktop9486
@bricktop9486 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't include point 1 and 2.
@donquixote63
@donquixote63 2 жыл бұрын
Your #4 bothered me a lot too, especially as the Craig version of Bond was 40 years after the thoughtlessly macho Connery version, where the audience of the time could maybe be expected to accept that some initial insistence or force was OK to start a tryst, the idea being that the women would consent but were just hard to get. The scene with Monica Bellucci's character in Spectre, who was just sure she was going to die seconds before, is similarly showing Bond to be less than I want him to be, to say the least. He's supposed to be a hero, not a callous user of women who aren't voluntarily playing his deadly game, and in Skyfall as you note it's even worse as she was clearly a victim of the sex trade.
@StephenLeGresley
@StephenLeGresley 2 жыл бұрын
@@donquixote63 Well in the novel he is a callous user of women too. but on screen having him be a rapist is another thing altogether. He isn't even going after her for info because she already agreed to help him. It's just a really creepy scene put in to tick the box of Bond sleeps with someone.
@flashgordon6238
@flashgordon6238 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Evil? From Austin Powers?
@StephenLeGresley
@StephenLeGresley 2 жыл бұрын
@@flashgordon6238 It's a play on the fact that Spectre steals a plot point from Goldmember.
@daraghmorrissey
@daraghmorrissey 2 жыл бұрын
this is a great list. I think number 5 was a reaction to all of the car movies in the 70s like Smokey and the Bandit. Also agree 100% on Diamonds are Forever. OHMSS was filmed earlier but has aged so much better and actually looks timeless.
@bjpsw1970
@bjpsw1970 2 жыл бұрын
But Smokey and the Bandit came after the Man with the Golden Gun (1974). Maybe this movie was an inspiration to others that came aferwards including TV series (i.e. Dukes of Hazzard).
@daraghmorrissey
@daraghmorrissey 2 жыл бұрын
@@bjpsw1970 yep you’re totally right. All the 70s seems to blur into one big episode of brownness when you get to my age!
@doctorwu6913
@doctorwu6913 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, there’s something I didn’t realize it doesn’t make sense unless you know Japanese. In the scene in YOLT where they are going to shave 007s chest hair and he protests, in Japanese they say “let’s keep it a secret” which is why he is not shaven later on.
@GrimKane
@GrimKane 2 жыл бұрын
I was fortunate enough to go to the premiere in London and I genuinely walked out in disgust over the ending, no round of applause or anything. I’ve grown to accept it in recent viewings but my first time was just sheer disgust in what they did
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
When i left the cinema after viewing it, you could tell people in the cinema were fuming inside. I could literally see on their faces the utter disgust of what they had just witnessed. Never before have i left a cinema with people in such a mood, it was heartbreaking and soul-crushing to say the least. It was in that moment that i knew, wow, the producers have fcked up big time...
@Jimdixon1953
@Jimdixon1953 2 жыл бұрын
From a British perspective killing off Bond makes a lot of sense. Bond first appeared way back in the early 1960s, like a vodka fuelled Bloody Mary to make the nation feel better during its collective post Imperial hangover. It’s kind of done that, and now we’re in this weird post Brexit age where David Bowie, most of the 1966 World Cup Winners and now Queen Elizabeth are no longer with us, putting another old icon of the swinging sixties like Bond to bed in a time of increasing uncertainty and dislocation feels quite appropriate.
@cappock101
@cappock101 Жыл бұрын
I completely understand where you're coming from with killing Bond in No Time To Die, because it wasn't something I was asking for either. I remember watching the moment in the cinema with my father and I honestly had no idea how to feel, I did get very emotional because Daniel Craig was my childhood Bond but I still felt quite empty, and it took me some time to appreciate the ending a lot more. The reason why I personally think it works is because when Bond finds out that Blofeld was the one who destroyed Vesper's grave and framed Madeline to make it look like she turned against Bond, he realises in the moment that he wasted 5 years on his own and what his life could've been during that time and that Madeline still loved him and later finds out she had a daughter that whole time. So when Safin infects him in the final climax of the film, Bond finds out he now can't go anywhere near his own family because if he does he will kill them instantly, and after he kills Safin, you can tell he has so many different feelings when he's struggling to keep standing and get to the top of the island, he's thinking that if he lives, he'll just keep living the same life he had for the last 5 years, broken, sometimes drunk and just alone, knowing that he has a family out there he can never go near or even see. But if he dies, which he clearly didn't want to, it would be the right decision to help make everything better because it will give him and his wife and daughter peace because this is his life now and that's the last type of life anyone would want to have. This is why I think Bond's death works perfectly. But again, this is just my personal opinion and I completely understand and respect your opinion too.
@MrPleers
@MrPleers 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Bond's line "Guten morgen bitte." from Diamonds are forever. As a Dutch person that makes me cringe every time.
@albertomcateer6714
@albertomcateer6714 2 жыл бұрын
For me the worst moment is ̶G̶u̶s̶t̶a̶v̶ ̶G̶r̶a̶v̶e̶s̶ Colonel Moon telling his dad that he is really his son on the plane in the robocop suit and speaking Korean. Absolutely hate that unscientific race changing in DAD. It's the coup de grace of that whole over the top far fetched cringe inducing plot. Even worse than the invisibile car or windsuring a tsunami rubbish. Surprise more people shred those two things over it.
@tcaudiobooks737
@tcaudiobooks737 2 жыл бұрын
The Will Yun Lee performance of that villain was way better imo.
@albertomcateer6714
@albertomcateer6714 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree. They have a North Korea story with a villain of Korean descent who is good and then they give him "gene therapy" and he hecomes this over the top posh English aristocrat. Horrible. The whole way it's explained in the story ia the worst part of DAD. Embarrassing poison that should not be in a Bond film.
@spencerkindra8822
@spencerkindra8822 2 жыл бұрын
Not only that but the text in the movie very specifically says 14 months have pass between Bond's capture and him getting exchanged for Zhao. That means that Moon got the gene therapy in Cuba, moved to England, struck it rich in the diamond industry, built a massive business empire, built his ice hotel, became a world famous celebrity, and developed and then built the Icarus satellite, all in just over a year. No chance.
@albertomcateer6714
@albertomcateer6714 2 жыл бұрын
I KNOW!!!!!! It's ludicrous!!! Absolutely worst thing about the film, more than the surfing scene or the dialogue and so on. I would like to know if broccoli and Wilson lost control of the film or what went on when they were making it.
@christianhagen9006
@christianhagen9006 2 жыл бұрын
I really subscribe to this list, but for me one of the worst scenes was in "The Man with the Golden Gun" when Bond screwed the Thai boy over, first promising to give him 20000 Baht for speeding up the boat in Bangkok, only to push him off the boat a few seconds later. Even Sir Roger himself felt totally ashamed of that scene...
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 жыл бұрын
No mention of Dr. Kananga in Live And Let Die? Who was forced to Swallow an Air Capsule That Inflated His Body And Forced Him To Explode Like A Loony Toons Cartoon?
@christophertaylor9100
@christophertaylor9100 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was one of the worst big climax moments in an otherwise pretty tight movie
@kleetus92
@kleetus92 2 жыл бұрын
@@christophertaylor9100 other than running over alligators in a Pitfall Harry Activision video game escape...
@christophertaylor9100
@christophertaylor9100 2 жыл бұрын
@@kleetus92 Yeah there were other silly moments, for some reason the Broccolis filled Moore's films with bits like that even in his better ones.
@6611haggis
@6611haggis 2 жыл бұрын
How about Sean and Roger’s biggest non-007 turkeys ? ‘A Fine Madness’ and ‘Bullseye’ will do for starters.
@b_altmann
@b_altmann 2 жыл бұрын
In the book he seems to almost certainly die at the end of From Russia with Love. Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty seemed to have fallen into the Reichenbach Falls, but there is still the uncertainty that the author is able to use later. -But being exploded as in No Time to whatever makes it slightly unlikely there is a comeback.
@davidspiegl7655
@davidspiegl7655 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair at number 7: Bond is so manly, his chest hair grew back in a couple of hours
@miketrailside
@miketrailside 2 жыл бұрын
Moonraker - When Jaws falls in love HAS to be on this list. Easily number 1 for me.
@marcinhetna557
@marcinhetna557 2 жыл бұрын
They killed a Bond in more than one meaning. You, you, you... you just don't do that. It's like killing Mickey Mouse or Indiana Jones. The very existence of Bond is justified, because he always escaped death. He simply ALWAYS escapes death, because Bond films are all about escapism. You escape from your life. If you are man, you want to be like Bond. If you are a woman you want be with Bond. They didn't just kill a man, they killed an idea. You just grow old with those movies and didn't really care that Brosnan and Connery couldn't be the same person, 'cause he would be 80 years old. You didn't care that nobody could kill 90 people and came out without a scratch. You didn't care about things like that, because it was Bond. There was always a girl, a villain, a henchman, a gadget, a joke after a killing. And Bond ALWAYS got away in the end. Bond was a womanizer, joker, killer and he was immortal. They gave him a true love, sadness, a daughter and killed him. They killed the Bond in more than one meaning.
@yashjhari
@yashjhari 2 жыл бұрын
I agree man, No time to Die disappointed me terribly as a Bond fan. How could the series go from Casino Royale to this mediocrity? James Bond is my favourite character and seeing his legacy destroyed so unceremoniously hurts me
@wing_teletran1
@wing_teletran1 Жыл бұрын
One of the worst moments for me is in Dr. No, when Bond tells Quaro to "fetch his shoes". That was pathetic.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny though, I used to really hate Craig when he started as Bond because they went a totally different direction than the Brosnan movies had done. Then Skyfall came about and his movies slowly started to grow on me and I started to respect his performance as Bond just for the many new nuances that he brought to the series. Then he does this stunt, and i am sitting here thinking what was the point of your take on the character then, Craig, if you just wanted to kill him after all this? Why "reboot" the character just to kill him? For me it is completely unforgivable and i can never forgive the bond producers nor Craig for having taken this decision
@tcaudiobooks737
@tcaudiobooks737 2 жыл бұрын
I was the opposite. Loved Craig in the beginning, then was glad to see the back of him after NTTD.
@davidtrim6093
@davidtrim6093 2 жыл бұрын
The same. Casino Royal was a good action intrigue film like many others, e.g. Bourne, but didn't feel like a Bond Film, but Craig slowly won me over as easily competing for best Bond, and almost by association CR became a Bond film in my eyes.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidtrim6093 Agreed! I didn't like CR very much when it came out (it doesn't feel very much like a bond film), but it has since grown on me a lot, and i consider it to be Craig's second best after Skyfall
@szwakyd
@szwakyd 2 жыл бұрын
“What’s the point of your take on the character…”? You are seriously asking that question. Actors always want to do something different with an established character, something that has never been done before. This was the ultimate “never been done before” for Bond. Your question / questioning of Craig is just plain stupid.
@sluggo0202
@sluggo0202 6 ай бұрын
Much of the problem of Bond dying at the end of No Time to Die is the fact that he gives up. Bond doesn't give up. And killing off your main character is the absolute laziest way to shock the audience.
@treadstone1970
@treadstone1970 2 жыл бұрын
Undoubtedly killing off Bond is going to be very polarising to many fans for many years to come. Yet I can forgive it for having the guts to even attempt it. The DAD paragliding CGI scene is just plain dreadful and embarrassing. I would also include the cringing knock off Beach Boys tribute song in AVTAK. And even though I enjoy Octopussy, that entire India middle section needs a good edit to remove too many cringing moments like playing the Bond theme on the musical instrument, Bond zooming in and out with the camera on the pair of breasts, telling a tiger to sit, and of course worse of all the horrid Tarzan yell. Another top notch video DutchBondFan.
@thursoberwick1948
@thursoberwick1948 2 жыл бұрын
Octopussy is such a mixed bag. The Soviet scenes are epic - Orlov in the Politburo, and being shot on the border, both great. As for the Indian scenes, the saw yo-yos are great too.
@spencerkindra8822
@spencerkindra8822 2 жыл бұрын
To add to your point about Octopussy, the plot involving the faberge eggs is insanely convoluted and doesn't really pay off.
@treadstone1970
@treadstone1970 2 жыл бұрын
Playing the James Bond theme on the musical instrument when Bond arrives in India ("Catchy tune") really makes my eyes roll. That is taking breaking the fourth wall too far. As if James Bond has his own theme tune in the real world. Really should have been the 007 theme or better yet Nobody Does it Better played on the instrument. I could live with that.
@ghostviggen
@ghostviggen 2 жыл бұрын
@@spencerkindra8822 It’s more of a MacGuffin, to drive the story.
@spencerkindra8822
@spencerkindra8822 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghostviggen I guess but that entire storyline just gets abandoned so quickly.
@michaelstephenson7375
@michaelstephenson7375 6 ай бұрын
Dude sitting here on a Saturday morning and stumbling onto this video , wow great job , totally agree with your list . Great job!
@armandovalmont9762
@armandovalmont9762 2 жыл бұрын
I went to see Die Another Day at the cinema with a couple of friends back in 2002, telling them that Bond movies were hilarious. I felt so ashamed!
@spencerkindra8822
@spencerkindra8822 2 жыл бұрын
I mean....you weren't wrong about Die Another Day. It just isn't funny the way the writers wanted it to be haha.
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe i am writing this, but Die another Day is a literal masterpiece compared to NTTD
@georgedonaldson1516
@georgedonaldson1516 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely excellent upload. Well done.
@tentringer4065
@tentringer4065 2 жыл бұрын
The scene in Moonraker with the spaghetti Western spoof and the blatant product placement was embarrassing.
@MAGACOPP
@MAGACOPP 2 жыл бұрын
Sean in JapFace was hilarious.
@grahamcohen3850
@grahamcohen3850 2 жыл бұрын
Being a 56 year old Bond fan myself I have to completely agree with you on all of these. Nice job putting this together.
@HughJass-313
@HughJass-313 2 жыл бұрын
Disagreed. the Lazenby quote was fine.
@fcolli8889
@fcolli8889 Жыл бұрын
What about the "alligator hop" in Live and Let Die. Sillier than the Fonz jumping the shark.
@myronchild349
@myronchild349 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree with everything in this video! He nails exactly the worst moments and why.
@Jberglund21
@Jberglund21 Жыл бұрын
I just want to add that when blofeld fires the laser on the chinese rockets, all the rockets remain in place after the explosion 😂
@StormEagleCH
@StormEagleCH 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm now the only person who thinks that the ending of NTTD, while a slap in the face to every fan of the series, can be *slightly* justified by the direction they took with Craig's entire tenure. This movie came out at the peak of the Infinity War craze, and series like Hunger Games and Jason Bourne (I think?) were also following the same lead. The last five films, as great as most of them were, have been a continuity clusterfuck. So in that case, I can partially understand how this can be viewed as the end of an era and the conclusion of a timeline. Even then, do I wish they took a different direction? Without a doubt. They could've had Bond go MIA and presumed dead after the missiles fell, with the rest of the ending being kept intact. Then at the end of the credits show a scene of Bond washed up on an island, ultimately having survived, followed by the iconic "James Bond Will Return". I just came up with that on the spot but I wouldn't be surprised if someone became inspired enough to actually create it.
@simonrobinson1566
@simonrobinson1566 Жыл бұрын
NTTD was so terrible, and Craig's Bond so bad within it, that I felt by the end, the missiles raining down was quite welcome. You could have done a whole video on terrible Bond moments from that film alone. Like the fact he kills the henchman when he's already overpowered him and has him in a headlock - Bond is meant to kill the henchman creatively to save his own life, not just because he's being an arsehole. The terrible robot camera eye on a tray thing. Bond's God-awful milennial moccasins. The only sad thing about the end was Bond's co-stars not joining him.
@markgrehan3726
@markgrehan3726 2 жыл бұрын
I always thought the Daniel Craig era was a mixed bag started out super strong with Casino but as they tried to link the following movies together the writing really took a downturn and the ending well it will be interesting to see where they go from there.
@davewanamaker3690
@davewanamaker3690 2 жыл бұрын
Another well done job! I love your features. I especially liked your comment about OHMSS that they should've used "Now that's a cougar I would like to ride." That would have started the movie off in fine fashion. Keep 'em coming! Excellent. I sometimes wish they would have left some Bond quips on the cutting room floor and steered a little more serious. Still, I always loved the Bond franchise.
@patrickthomas8890
@patrickthomas8890 2 жыл бұрын
The entire Die Another Day film should be #1 haha
@Omnihil777
@Omnihil777 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, Sean Connery's chest hair grew back just in a few hours. That's common knowledge. Don't forget, he's "the other fellow"...
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
Nomi is the absolute worst character in the entire Bond series. She beats even JW pepper and Blofeld in drag from DAF. She adds NOTHING of value to neither the movie nor the series other than being shoehorned in just to serve the PC crowd and Woke police. The entire movie would have actually benefited if she had never been present. Luckily, she will become an irrelevant blimp in the bond canon with the passage of times. And i agree with your point number 1! In time NTTD will be viewed as the worst bond movie ever made, i already felt that as soon as i left the cinema
@anthonylewis2080
@anthonylewis2080 25 күн бұрын
Along with Paloma: neither of them improved the story in any way, her trying to be "badass" like 007 by killing some bad guys (including Obruchev) is a poor attempt to emulate him, Paloma tries to be "Wai Lin" and failed miserably, at least Logan Ash is a better character - albeit a villain.
@SlamHannigan
@SlamHannigan 2 жыл бұрын
You Only Live Twice took the bold approach of making the first Scottish Vulcan, and I respect them for that. Also THANK YOU, the slide whistle completely ruins what is otherwise an INCREDIBLE stunt.
@theinquisitor5518
@theinquisitor5518 2 жыл бұрын
Good choices especially.NTTD. Another honorable mention goes to the dreadful scene with Jinx and Bond when they joke about oral sex.
@thursoberwick1948
@thursoberwick1948 2 жыл бұрын
What about Dr. Christmas Jones' entire name being the set up for a cheap joke at the end?
@josmacch
@josmacch 2 жыл бұрын
The filmmakers are on record saying they regretted the slide whistle
@Bertelhauch
@Bertelhauch 2 жыл бұрын
I waited for one and a half year for NTTD. And it was a period of pure torment that only got worse and worse. Lost my mom. Lost my job. Got accused of crimes I didn't commit. Lost the woman i loved. Had zero will to live. And then i go se NTTD. And Bond dies. The man who would always survive and always win, was as broken as me. Still to this day I hate that Bond died.
@jclay6680
@jclay6680 2 жыл бұрын
My opinion in moonraker the worst is when jaws bites the cable without getting cut by the tension.
@bradjensen4927
@bradjensen4927 2 жыл бұрын
Craig's entire tenure was the slow castration/destruction of the character. Side Note: Connery's chest hair is a national treasure.
@henrykujawa4427
@henrykujawa4427 2 жыл бұрын
YES. The 1st movie was shockingly good. The 2nd, immediately following up on that, was shockingly BAD. Then they "killed" him off at the start of the 3rd, he had to return later and be re-instated, only to have his "M" get killed. The new "M" said, "Time to get to work", but then the 4th film screwed things over totally with the ridiculous new version of "Blofeld", Bond falling for a woman with NO personality, and on and on. And Bond QUITS at the end. (That was also the very 1st time a main Bond villain was ever ARRESTED by the authorities.) I expected Blofeld to escape prison in the 5th film-- NOT be murdered by one of his henchmen! I now look back and see 1 good film followed by 4 BAD ones. A shame there was 1 good film in there. I'd prefer to just pretend this entire era never happened.
@thecinematicguy
@thecinematicguy 2 жыл бұрын
Kudos to you for giving Connery’s chest hair it’s proper recognition. 😂
@anonymanynomsen6034
@anonymanynomsen6034 2 жыл бұрын
@@henrykujawa4427 Wholeheartedly agree with almost everything you said, except the fact that Skyfall was actually a pretty good movie - this was the first time you actually felt like you were watching a Bond movie... I didn't get that feeling from CR at all (at least not the first time i watched it)
@henrykujawa4427
@henrykujawa4427 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymanynomsen6034 Yeah, I can kinda go along with that. The really sad thing is... due to finances and other stuff going on at the time, "SKYFALL" was the 1st Bond movie I missed since "LIVE AND LET DIE". I had to see a fuzzy print of it on KZbin-- and, only after I'd already seen "SPECTRE", which probably ruined it in other ways for me. I still think it's nuts that except for "..RUSSIA..." and "GOLDFINGER", I've never seen any of the early ones in widescreen. Those 2 I saw on a double-feature in a local theatre in 1980!! That was the night "...RUSSIA..." became my favorite Connery Bond film. It just hit me how much more mood and style it had than "GF". I'm currently buying or upgrading a ton of movies on DVD... but I don't have a single Bond film on disc (only self-recorded VHS from the early 80s), and with my current "wanted" list, it's gonna be a LONG time before I go after any Bond films at all.
@bradjensen4927
@bradjensen4927 2 жыл бұрын
@@henrykujawa4427 yeah, they release a new "ultimate" collection every 5 yrs at least, which means you hardly ever find them at a discount.....
@LexWhidden
@LexWhidden Жыл бұрын
6:07 Your explanation of that theory is infinitely more hilarious than the line could ever be.
@roguerifter9724
@roguerifter9724 2 жыл бұрын
I actually liked Bond's death scene. In the end he survived everything thrown at him until he decided it was time to go. His battles had been fought, his war had been won, and it was time for him to rest. If he couldn't rest with those he loved most then he would rest in whatever lies beyond.
@docwho2828
@docwho2828 Жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@teijaflink2226
@teijaflink2226 11 ай бұрын
But James Bond is not supposed to die (I get that this is pretty good ending for Graigs last movie) but I'm bit confused what the point of killing him was. So in the next movie will they just ignore it and say this is a different James Bond, or make it that he didn't actually die or will another character rather than James Bond take over 007. Which imo would be an absolute crime, these movies are about James Bond who is a person and not about a number.
@roguerifter9724
@roguerifter9724 11 ай бұрын
@@teijaflink2226 Its probably going to be another reboot like Craig's first movie was. The big question is will they make each new actor from here on another reboot, or will they go back to future actors after then next continuing a single character like how it was until Craig?
@anthonylewis2080
@anthonylewis2080 25 күн бұрын
In 007's "world", there's no 'live happily ever after', so the death of main character had to happen sometime, it's unrealistic to expect a hero/protagonist to win every battle unscathed. That never happened with any action heroes in movies - John Rambo had PTSD, cast out of a society he swore to protect, Robert McCall is a widower who faced a lot of obstacles, John McClane was estranged from his wife, daughter and son, Ethan Hunt made sacrifices when he went on dangerous missions, Bryan Mills is the same as McClane (however, neither of them remarried and Mills has one daughter) and so on , at least that narrative where "nobody's perfect" is part of a fictional character.
@sd3693
@sd3693 2 жыл бұрын
The entire Iceland sequence from Die Another Day should be on this list, especially if you've ever been there.
@jessebeamish5279
@jessebeamish5279 2 жыл бұрын
I am only three minutes into this video, but you have already made some absolutely accurate points
@kenj1049
@kenj1049 Жыл бұрын
I still say Connery in yellow face is hands down, the most inexcusably vile moment in a Bond film.
@doctorlolchicken7478
@doctorlolchicken7478 2 жыл бұрын
There’s so many franchises these days that having a main character die means nothing. The best characters and villains never stay dead.
@davidrobinson5122
@davidrobinson5122 Жыл бұрын
I think we have to remember Dr no the first Bond Quarrel a CIA operative on a covert Mission while he's drinking rum and Bond says fetch my shoes
@DutchBondFan
@DutchBondFan Жыл бұрын
Only in recent years did people suddenly come to view that as racist. I think he could have said it to Felix too
@mikeysuzefour
@mikeysuzefour 2 жыл бұрын
My wife and I bawled our eyes out when Bond (Craig) died @ the end of No Time To Die; For her, it was more personal because Daniel's a blood-related cousin to her family while for me, it made me feel empty and not knowing who's going to take up the James Bond character with their next film. 😢♠🎥
@BiggieCheese6945
@BiggieCheese6945 Жыл бұрын
That kitesurfing one reminds me of fricking spy kids more than James bond
@ParumPirum
@ParumPirum 2 жыл бұрын
No one who loves Bond would ever write a scene where he dies or a scene where some girl gets his number. Those things are put in the movie by people who feel that James Bond is problematic in one way or another and they wish to deconstruct it. it is done for all the wrong reasons and we as viewers can tell that. Sure, these things can be rebooted in the next film but there are some BIG concerns as to in which direction the next film will take….
@DutchBondFan
@DutchBondFan 2 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@andrewbrowning5885
@andrewbrowning5885 2 жыл бұрын
I feel as if "No Time to Die" wasn't really made for fans of the series at all. It was more for people who like Daniel Craig as Bond and haven't seen the earlier ones. I'm glad you put the ending in the number one slot. "No Time to Die" was the low point of the entire series for me, and not just the ending. The Dalton ones, especially "License to Kill," deconstruct the series, but work. Not this one.
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 2 жыл бұрын
A certain man called Ian Fleming wrote a scene where Bond dies at the end of 'From Russia with Love' where Bond is poised at collapses to the floor. He fully intended that to be the end of the series if he didn't feel like carrying on with it. Technically they wrote and filmed Bond 'dying 'on screen to open From Russia with Love and You Only Live Twice-fake outs but designed to add tension and show anything could happen in the rest of the film.
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewbrowning5885 NTTD was written to be the finale of Craig's 5 part run. Of course it's going to be in the spirit of his films.
@szwakyd
@szwakyd 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been a fan of Bond starting with Moore and then going back to Connery. I realize your thin skin refused to accept this and there was a big problem with the Bond character. It definitely needs deconstructing. I love the franchise and I love both his death scene and Lynch getting his number. It was perfect.
@andrewmorke
@andrewmorke 2 жыл бұрын
Sheriff Pepper's presence in Live and Let Die was so irksome.
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