DX Plays - Galactic Hitman

Summer Of DX 2016 kicks off its Digital Homicide binge with one of their classic masterpieces, GALACTIC (S)HITMAN. One of the worst first person shooters that DX has had the displeasure of playing. Shame on you, Digital Homicide. Shame.
Very big thank you to Greulich for gifting me this game on Steam!
DX on Patreon: / dx

[@Sylphella]

Why is youtube identifying this as "Aliens: Colonial Marines"?

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

Simon Fork nah Colonial Marines looks like a fucking masterpiece compared to this shit.

[@Moonslayer01]

@@sheriffaboubakar9720 true lol

[@fuegosonic93]

So...stabbing someone in the balls with a knife has more explosive effect than a grenade, Luck Fogic!!!

[@eltoria3317]

Fun fact about "Digital Homicide", they tried to release 20 "games" in less than 2 years. They managed to achieve this by throwing together store bought assets. Also "Digital Homicide" is apparently just 2 people and have tried to get some of their "games" on steam under different developer names. They are the worst.

[@KyrosTheWolf]

I love how the description thinks this is Aliens Colonial Marines XD

[@FearOfTheTrooper]

look how they stop shooting at 12:16 when you turn away , they actually fire at you only when you are looking at them LOL

[@DXFromYT]

Greatest FPS AI since FEAR, clearly.

[@FearOfTheTrooper]

And greatest AI since rogue warrior

[@FearOfTheTrooper]

And ofc, second best developers ever (after phoenix games)

[@dublades]

I noticed too! lol

[@DESpoopROW18]

TARGET DOWN! TARGET DOWN!

[@crisptugboat8764]

It says Aliens: Colonial Marines in the description! LOL.

[@joseagustincuesta]

I can't believe it, Aliens: Colonial Marines appears in the description. That's hilarious beyond words.

[@crisptugboat8764]

i noticed too lol

[@sebsthexeno9460]

Apparently KZbin thinks that this is Aliens: Colonial Marines. Fucking 10/10, KZbin.

[@johnpark8188]

Been loving it so far! Keep up the good work!

[@teetee1640]

This game should've been called "Galactic Bullet Sponges." The bullets just hit them and you don't even see any blood or anything that would notify you that you're hitting someone, and then they just EXPLODE. What the fuck

[@Moonslayer01]

Galactic (s)Hitman

[@oxycominum]

Well the description says that you've been playing Aliens: Colonial Marines. Not that it would make a huge difference...

[@cacomeat7385]

I guarantee DigiHom themselves disliked it.

[@ALECtravian96]

DX Plays - Umbrella Corps, I wonder if this ever gonna happen!

[@KyrosTheWolf]

Seeing as DX appears to be a Resi fan, I'm sure he will. I know it's just a spin off but it's even worse than RE6!

[@KyrosTheWolf]

***** Even watching gameplay of UC felt painful. It was just so lifeless and dull, there are even steam early access games with more content than UC!

[@kissingzombieschannel3708]

fun fact.. the enemies don't even open fire unless you are looking right at them...

[@luizfernandodonascimento3413]

The reloading animation is ok. Now available on steam

[@adamfreeksack0314]

the description says it's acm

[@Blueharrybro]

lol ikr

[@Kinnakeeter]

Is it just me or does some of the enemies look like California Raisins

[@somethingkiller7006]

They should have called this Box Physics the Game because the box physics are the best thing about Galatic Hitman. Even though the box physics suck balls.

[@Kinnakeeter]

You can see the outside space through the wall. Wtf

[@favorablechange6958]

careful, you might piss them off and they could sue you!

[@Clarissa_Star]

I figured they could not do weapon swapping/picking up, so they just gave you 10k ammo for both the pistol and the rifle.

[@GuyOnAChair]

Digital Homicide oh boy.

[@themarathonman2874]

Digital homicides games are so awful and poorly made that you could mistake these games as high school projects made by 3 friends, but this is an actual fucking company WHAT THE HELL

[@spongebobfan190]

I've seen game demos that were made by college students that look better than the shit Digital Homicide pulled out of their asses and sold by passing them off as games.

[@themarathonman2874]

+PerfectTube12 What's so sad about digital homicide is that it's not like they've only made 2 or 3 games that are bad they've made more than a dozen games and they all range from complete disasters to unplayable, if you've made that many games and you don't have atlas T one average game that's bareable at the very least than you just need to give up

[@spongebobfan190]

Andrew Castelli I always wonder how their games pass Steam's greenlight system. The system has to be fucked or something if they allow crap like this and Temper Tantrum to get greenlit.

[@Sylphella]

At one point I think they tried to bribe people at one point?

[@MartianManHunter2258]

Fallout 3: Mothership Zeta had better gameplay than this.

[@Sylphella]

Even the canceled van buren project had better gameplay (than galatic shitman)

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

Mateta14 omg “shitman” lmao

[@jameschristian1720]

This is why I don't play games on my PC they always seem to crash, freeze and all kinds of random bullshit I'll stick to my 360

[@farticusmaximusOG]

You are like an american Joel from vinesauce

[@MrMarbles]

where is summer of dx 2017 ?

[@Peasham]

Hm. DX, does Serious Sam ring a bell?

[@qwemlhjsi4386]

Except serious Sam was good

[@Peasham]

Andrew Qiu ... I never said otherwise.

[@theraxerdk5243]

Great vid as allways ;)

[@thebigw1231]

Target Down....Galactic Shitman.

[@EasyDubai]

your gun looks like it was made of plastic and then smuthered in vaseline

[@jagannathbarman6712]

It's still on steam?😲😲😲😨😱

[@albertarias8233]

Maybe steam is trying to give these hacks a chance or they have too mush shit to deal with.

[@sobelle109]

Ohhh nooo...

[@andrewsimon102]

TARGET DOWN!

[@EhrisaiaOShannon]

Galactic Shitman. Lmiao.

[@LOC-Ness]

TARGET DOWN

[@riverwhite8418]

Will you play catfight for us next?

[@KSNaethos]

that would be amazing if he could...but he did say In a past video that he's not a big fighting gamer...he's more of an fps guy and loves the genre even more when it comes fps with horror

[@ohsweatbret]

can the AI friendly fire eachother?

[@ThePissedOffOwl]

is this game worse than rogue warrior?

[@pyry1948]

Digital Homicide.....

[@krayzieridah]

You know the game is shit, if it either crashes or freezes upon hitting the start button! Lol

[@SeuLima1994]

The developer name "Digital Homicide" just say outright to us, the quality of their games. Most incompetent fps ever!

[@albertarias8233]

The slaughtering grounds is worst than this and even DX flat out mentioned it in the title. The textures here look like a step up, the A.I. isn't as bad here as it is in the other game, and there isn't any generic looping music here.

[@DXFromYT]

Nah, I actually think this is worse than The Slaughtering Grounds.

[@KyrosTheWolf]

At least the enemies actually move in The Slaughtering Grounds

[@theblacksheep1000]

DIGITAL HOMICIDE? WTF does that even mean? Even the name sounds stupid and ridiculous, just like their "games"

[@Shadow-Moses]

lol

[@cruntnugget3902]

dude Digital Homicide is just as bad as LJN

[@TheUnforgiven-iq5gu]

Definitley worse than laughin' jokin' numbnuts