DX Plays - Botology

DX Plays Botology. A HORRENDOUS game running on Unreal Engine 4 that has come from the depths of Steam. This is actually being sold on Steam, yes. QUASI-AN IMAGE!
Thank you to Shawn Hunter for gifting me this game on Steam!
DX on Patreon: / dx

[@ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES]

i approve of how the "voice acting" is text to speech programs.

[@liquidchris5215]

starring microsoft sam and microsoft anna

[@patrickacosta7518]

I've been watching you channel for a long time now and I'd like to say I love all the content you put out on your channel.You are so funny and I've watched almost all your videos.You deserve a lot more viewers and subscribers so than you have now.😊peace✌🏼️

[@DXFromYT]

Thank you for watching/subscribing!

[@luizfernandodonascimento3413]

15:14 that's that British Google translate voice 😂😂😂

[@afierymess2307]

_Botology is seriously trying to have a lore like Mass Effect-_ _Only thing is, ME’s Lore is actually good._

[@teetee1640]

That "other language" just sounds like when you type in gibberish in a Text to Speech program

[@teetee1640]

Oops, you beat me to it.

[@odinlindeberg4624]

Tee Tee I am sure Linda said poster three times in a sentence.

[@Moonslayer01]

Now that's what I call language "out of this world"

[@SamnissArandeen]

Thanks to those models you found, I can say that the real name of this game is Bootyology

[@Axon4000Gaming]

Argh! The Pain! The Fear! The Fury! The Sorrow! I'm feeling all of those emotions right now!

[@fuegosonic93]

And not a bit of Joy :v.

[@Axon4000Gaming]

fuegosonic93 Precisely. Kinda sad how MGS3 could be used to reference this trash tbh, but oh well.

[@mrfuriousnerd1127]

Mass effect 4 confirmed

[@jordandennis6794]

Mass Effect: Quasi Wars

[@rodolfoleal7295]

4 years later and the intro about the porn model still cracks me up!

[@sabasgt]

They fucking used the MLG voice...I'm so done

[@odinlindeberg4624]

Sabás González and his name is Microsoft steve.

[@blackyoshi1230]

This is the same engine base that gave us Mass Effect (I had to take a look at the running effect). Good God.

[@mosquitofarmer]

ya know whats funny,the gun at 14:46 is the Bulldog assault rifle ripped straight out of Battlefield 4.

[@KyrosTheWolf]

Oh my god that combat section was fucking gold! XD

[@theblacksheep1000]

Awesome vid, thank you for the 3-D modeling info, I was wondering where you got your thumbnails from :)

[@FalconRS]

I came here from Cr1tikal's review, during which I almost pissed myself from laughter.

[@nakishodoglitterfox]

15:49 just damn. I can feel the chaffing on that run cycle >.

[@mattd5240]

The gun you use is the a ultra assault rifle from crackdown 2.

[@majastevanovic9070]

this was hilarious hahahah the reverse english lmaooo

[@damiangazdik6208]

My guess is that they've used the porn model and added their textures on top of that and used it as characters in game.

[@v3es473]

Quasi-lobotomy

[@TheArchDemon729]

Botology more like discount mass defect

[@CedricBarber0687]

I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the...ooh!! my knee!!!! (stands back up)

[@CYBEREALIFE]

When the text is huge they are like "Wawuw wawa wu" and then when the they're speaking a tiny text they are like "Wa wuwuwuwawawaw wurururwuwuwuawaw awuwuwuwua wuauwua wu uauw auw uwuawu a tuutututuwueueueuwuwuawuauwuawuauwruwuuw uw awu ruuw eaw" wtf?

[@Kinnakeeter]

The voice acting is criminal. It sounds like a computer voice after having water poured into it

[@jamespalmer5679]

He got the Dorkus run.......EEEVVEERRRRR!!!

[@MajorK99]

At 1:27, what are all the games in the back ground? Is that your steam library?

[@sabasgt]

A 106 likes without a single dislike? O.o Awesome!! The whole community, for once, seems to wholeheartedly agree this game is garbage and nobody is getting butthurt over it :D Congrats DX!

[@idealsurrealism9587]

lol

[@angius]

Honestly, seeing shit like that made in UE4 gives me more motivation to make something actually good. Also, now I know that I can't probably creating anything worse than those monstrosities.

[@tr4il98]

12:49 In elan roto ready the E.N.E.S.S.C = Understood

[@GuyOnAChair]

Asset flip the game!

[@Moonslayer01]

Holy shit LMFAO

[@muizzsiddique]

Do you have videos on you modelling and rendering your thumbnails?

[@DXFromYT]

Nah, I don't. I don't do it much anymore now anyways.

[@DevilNeverKnows]

The text at the start wouldn't be going too fast if you read at a normal speed

[@bigsock1375]

i love it when you roast the game

[@drakkenmensch]

It's fine to use a made up nonsense spoken language, the Sims and Animal Crossing have done it for years, But that language can't be a nonsense mash of REAL WORDS, it's INCREDIBLY DISTRACTING. It feels like I've suffered brain damage and my verbal section is no longer firing up its neurons correctly.

[@FearOfTheTrooper]

2:57 i died

[@Codzilla3]

QUASI EN IMAGE

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

Why do I feel like you sounded like William Shatner from Star Trek for a moment XD

[@Sabrowsky]

I can say that the TTS is just random stuff, sometimes you have a full word even

[@swazzer5554]

27:56 lmao

[@2Syndras1Cup]

Sounds like perfect english, just in the wrong grammatical order.

[@Kinnakeeter]

Ok, here's a question: Did they record the voice overs and then just flip it around during post?

[@lebonk8081]

I love your bad reviews. thank you so much. could you do a review of the dino crisis series especially 3? if you have ps3, xbox?(dc 3 is only on there, thankfully). also, I'm a huge fan of parasite eve as well. did you ever beat Maya? if so, what weapon and armor did you use with what stats? I'm having sooo much trouble with it and i have a set with awesome stats.

[@coachrenaldo]

A story where people can transfer their consciousness into robots for various reasons? That sounds awesome! Too bad it's wasted in this bad game.

[@nayshkalee4358]

2:30 is that Big Hero 6?

[@Randomunlimited2125]

Geez, the combat is so horrendous, one instance he kills them no problem, another he gets fucked horribly. Also that gun is the absolute worst, I'd rather have Halo's plasma pistol than that piece of shit.

[@IDGCaptainRussia]

hey DX, what all formats can you extract the models too? I'm curious to see if I can port them into games I mod.

[@roti4497]

The voice actor like the sims

[@Anquavaous]

3:01 - 3:12 Wow. Did you see that pop-in?

[@gutterheaux666]

This game is garabage... but tbh the quasi: an image is t h i c c af

[@joeyweaver4698]

"Voice acting" is definitely text to speech reversed with pitch lowered and speed increased. Just lazily slapped together at the 11th hour just to make a quick buck

[@sk4dic]

Haven't watched the video yet. Excited of how you'll shred this game apart ;)Btw what do you think of Portal Stories: Mel?

[@DXFromYT]

Had it installed for many months but haven't played it yet, sadly.

[@sk4dic]

It's pretty good.

[@TheDoomSlayerOfficial]

BUTTOLOGY

[@gestaposantaclaus]

To think I could have spent lockdown learning how to make pure jank just to fuck with online game reviewers, SMH.

[@roadbreach]

I think the female guards are kinda hot

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Botology rule 34

[@EasyDubai]

IT HAS FUCKING DLC

[@FearOfTheTrooper]

and on 12:45 she needs only about 5 words in "alien" language for over 20 words in english, but for "good luck david" she needs that much, hahaha that is so fucking bad

[@nayshkalee4358]

Maybe I am crazy but I think I understand what they say o.o

[@geoserenity]

i knew that was text to speech as soon as they started talking. not even a good one anyone can get like ivona, it's the bottom rank shit like google's or espeak

[@prismstudios001]

Kind of like having my GPS unit narrate a damn game, only not as good.

[@sora7keys]

12:42 love how they misspelled his name. DEVID?? Really? XD

[@Pr0digyZRX]

Mysterious miferdis... literally the only part of this "language" in this horrible excuse for a game. But it sounded like 3 lines put in 2 different voice parts on repeat shuffle

[@guyeldar7195]

is it just me or the gun doesnt even shoot where you aim it at?

[@BzuXXX]

I've seen some extremely bad games in my time, but good God, this one is so high up there...Even the most basic enemy takes forever to kill, the next mission you get introduced to androids that take half your whole ammo (ammo, not magazine). They tend to spawn on top of you and swarm you. There is constant using keys througout the whole game non-stop, maps are enormous and confusing and guess where you spawn when you die...there is a teleport at like sector 3 (read level 3) that finally takes you further along....if you actually live long enough to get to it. AI is admittidly exploitable, but that only helps if there is no more then one enemy at a time in your vicinity. Aiming is horribly off (that cursor in the middle is a joke) and I really loved Mass Effect so that running technique is just a cheap rip-off of that if you ask me. To make things even more intresting (read frustrating as the F word), no save game function. If you press continue, you start at the beginning of the last level you were at, regardless of your progress thus far in that level. No option to change key bindings either. How can this game can be sold on steam is light years beyond me... Good job on a half-hour mark in this piece of garbage, you're a hero as far as I'm concerned...I can actually observe the drop of my sanity in real time while playing this game. Not that I enjoy self-torture, I just originally wanted to just smack the achievements and move on...After 6 hours I killed like 115 enemies...just the thought of killing 845 to get the achievement is pure pain and suffering.

[@cacomeat7385]

To be honest if I tried 3D game devving the graphics and FPS would probably be terrible because I'm not good with that. But at least it would be original and attempt to have competent game design.

[@1032coolguyA]

12:38 cant believe they cant even spell the name of their protagonist right *facepalm*

[@ansem5167]

DX fan where did you get umodel?

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

Its called bonecraft

[@BoolinBoshi]

Bannederben

[@clayopold2131]

Lol no it sounds like sims

[@Frank074]

Sounds like German? Lol. Far from it

[@criticalcynicaldude]

Turn on auto-generated subtitles, thank me later.

[@sgtsaltstick2729]

devid 12:43

[@radekmalkowski1036]

What?!

[@rzerizrz]

bunch of bullshit you dont even need to know anyways :D

[@KekTekDe]

You may have fun with "Dyno Adventure" from Steam. I didnt. I can gift it to you (its 99ct).

[@BryanAlvarrez]

This is worst than Rouge warrior

[@MrAdrien914]

I think you're being harsh on this game ... for a free game it's ok ... oh it's not free ...

[@clayopold2131]

Lol it sounds like latin

[@404User-Not-Found]

PLB stands for *P* l a s m a *L* i g h t *B* l u e PBL stands for *P* l a s m a *B L* u e PYL stands for *P* l a s m a *Y* e *L* l o w and so on. (btw. i had to put space between every letter because of KZbin's shitty type edit system)

[@YamznEggz]

At the beginning it sort of sounded like a shitty warframe ripoff

[@SolidSock8008]

All of the fucking dialouge is tts english but just gibberish. “poster minus mystery poster” just... wtf?

[@StarDev94]

Wow... Yet another terrible Steam game. I've said this once, and I'll say it again: Steam needs some serious quality control.

[@blackyoshi1230]

I wouldn't be surprised if there is not even a QC division at all in the Valve or Steam offices given their organizational structure (look up some of the Gabe Newell interviews or the Valve Employee Handbook).

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

You should try playing BoneTown (I would advise you censor though)

[@DESpoopROW18]

It's me or they're just rip-off Fallout 3 walk/sprint animations? Wooooww.... Are they even trying? I don't think so.

[@courier665]

It's not the same.

[@Moonslayer01]

@@courier665 definitely not the same

[@liquidchris5215]

it reminded me of fallout 3 for some reason lol

[@osominor419]

*Devid*

[@dianaberlin4767]

That sounds like German?!?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂🤣 no it doesn't at all

[@raiderfox7229]

sigh You made a video about a game made by the same person who made Darkness Assault, and goes as far as to fight with people who criticize his game, and afaik removes discussions, reviews and so on. A Russian KZbinr I love, who's name is Happy wolf, made a video on the whole "War in the comments"(If you know Russian, here you go - kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJzEhYCVqrSNb6c ) and another video on Botology, Black Lime Studio is a joke, and so are it's games. just wanted to point it out, so, it's even worse than it seems.

[@MicroageHD]

Sounds like german? Are u fucking kidding me? -1 subscriber

[@JtheNomadProductions]

the in game narraration is God awful!

[@MBStylus]

this game fucking sucks

[@9khuf]

watch kuromukuro more horrible anime for you

[@SaltyBoy25]

how is it bad?

[@9khuf]

it has too much mystries and dose nothing about it and leaves it to be solve later

[@SaltyBoy25]

+Krimson anything else I need to know?

[@9khuf]

it copied a similar plot form another anime gargantia on the verdurous planet

[@SaltyBoy25]

+Krimson I'm guessing thats bad to.

[@DESpoopROW18]

It's me or they're just rip-off Fallout 3 walk/sprint animations? Wooooww.... Are they even trying? I don't think so.