Games I F*cking Hate - Rambo: The Video Game (Worst Game of 2014?)

[@tomfarrington2348]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - John Rambo

[@Simon6o]

Holy shit you have the same pic as me

[@mightofskeleton1012]

simuluc omg me too

[@mrdude88]

tom farrington It's the Dragonborn, he shouts.

[@Callie_With_a_Bible]

He's starting to accend...to go super sayan

[@alexdeghost2729]

HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD!

[@haydendocherty7087]

Yes!!!

[@ingamingpc1634]

AlexDeGhost angry joe

[@probium2832]

*COME ON COMRADES!!*

[@ravenknight4876]

This would've been praised as the best game ever if it was released in 1986-

[@D.J.G31]

No it would have been good if it was made in 2020 and a different company

[@SeuLima1994]

So far this review is the most detailed analysis of why this game is so bad, while most of the other reviewers do the usual complaints about the game being on rails shooter and shitty graphics, here you explain what and why of all mechanics used in the game suck, comment the horrible adaptations of the films, something almost everyone omitted, and even do a background on the game company responsible for this garbage. Keep up the reviews with these extra informations and you are sure to get lot of viewers and subscribers! Like and favorite!

[@DXFromYT]

As always, thanks for watching and the comment! Tried to take a different approach with this review, trying to make a review style out of it and it seems to be working :)

[@cdoc6558]

DXFan619 do you like F.E.A.R 3

[@DXFromYT]

C Doc Don't like it, don't hate it. It's kind of a mess.

[@cdoc6558]

DXFan619 yeah it sucked i know i have the game it didnt even feel like F.E.A.R or should I say F.3.A.R i hate when that spell fear like that thats like saying instead of far cry 4 i called it far4cry it feels like resident evil plus why was the protagonist the enemy it felt like trash it follows nothing about fear it just included alma

[@cdoc6558]

have you ever heard of just cause 2 i heard the 3rd was coming out

[@MrBrandonStar]

lets just pretend that this game never existed.

[@Lavishv2]

MrBrandonstar Just like Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe

[@asunayuuki742]

I think it's best to just play the Far Cry games instead.

[@joeyweaver4698]

Agreed

[@Moonslayer01]

Right

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

What game?

[@DatHarlequinOni]

I...I actually kinda shuddered when I saw Rambo having his breakdown in the movie clips. I had never seen the movie, so, I never got a good look at how Stalone portrayed his character. He did a damn good job.

[@randomnerd3402]

The first movie is an amazing masterpiece. Sucks that 2 and 3 were phoned in

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

​@@randomnerd3402 I liked 2 but the first was definitely better.

[@Blinkster93]

that rambo scream tho. Someone gots to make voice replacer mod for the dovahkin shout XD

[@SaiKisaragi]

Blinkster93 Fos Ro RAAAAHHHHH

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

@@SaiKisaragi Fus Ro aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH

[@Callie_With_a_Bible]

IKR it sounds like a fucking Skyrim Shout, not a man who's aboutta doom guy

[@shtdaprdtr]

As far as enemies running right in the middle of the screen to get shot that was pretty much every movie in the 80s.... So I'd say they nailed that and as far as character likeness...

[@BaronOfAnarchy]

This should have been a crappy smart phone game.

[@Thomaas551]

It would work better

[@RumbleDelta]

Why does Rambo have no teeth and everyone else have sharp teeth? It looks so weird ;n;

[@girishparikh2376]

Rumble Delta j

[@VampiresCrypt]

He's just a man not a god xD

[@pyry1948]

Vampires Crypt angry joe

[@zanytobbs]

+Vampires Crypt JOHhhhn!

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

He's a man not a god! He's man not a goaaaa....

[@VampiresCrypt]

He's a man not a goat :)))

[@LunarRaevyn]

I love these review things you do. Especially with anime ones, but the game reviews are awesome too, especially so I know which games/anime I know to avoid and which ones I'll be sure to check out so I don't waste my time. So glad I stumbled upon your channel, man!

[@DXFromYT]

SlytherinSnake6886 Thanks for watching!

[@leonkenedy2988]

I love your "Games and Anime I F*cking Hate" review so much. Please do more of them and dont stop making those video. I would love to continue visiting your channel. Please do anime review of Eromanga sensei.

[@tr4il98]

Comon comrades HE'S A MAN NOT A GAWD HE'S A MAN NOT A GAWD

[@ethanmarley678]

Hard to believe Teyon went from this to Terminator: Resistance and now RoboCop: Rogue City this year.

[@HexPLAYSPlus]

Has Rambo gone too far?!

[@GeorgiBoyize]

only the video game

[@alexfields8785]

GamingStrikersBG yeah because they really kept it together in the films... definitely not superficial bullshit.

[@SuprememessageNG]

Bink video was actually pretty good in the early 2000s.

[@Purify94]

12:52 Hey John you hear something? -Nope only birds. Okay.Keep looking!He has to be here somewhere! XD 13:14 You didn't fire an arrow you fired a rocket! XD

[@dhenderson1810]

"Rambo looks like he has had a stroke". But that is how Sylvester Stallone looks.

[@fredlars9104]

Much respect DXFan, you play through some appalling games on numerous difficulties, for best reviews possible. Not an easy task, and I'm looking forward to more quality content. :)

[@bloodyskull345]

Finally reviewed Rambo now next should be ride to hell or sonic 06

[@Nate_M_PCMR]

It's very hard to believe that after this game they made Terminator: Renaissance

[@Saulbreadman]

yeah that was average at best and boring at worst. At least it was playable and i got enjoyment.

[@BOND19951]

What a terrible video game! LOL

[@asunayuuki8710]

Hey, DX, Did you know there was DLC for this game? Disgusting right?

[@DXFromYT]

Not really, it's free DLC and shows that the developer actually cared about the game to release it so late. It's probably shit, but there is clearly effort there.

[@asunayuuki8710]

True, but I still can't believe this game has DLC in the first place. I've played it, and while I do see that the developers did put some effort into this, that still doesn't make it a good game.

[@ingamingpc1634]

DXFan619 hi

[@TheJoker-jf9ey]

It's called baker team

[@kazutokirigaya1095]

+The Joker I've played that. And it didn't improve the experience all that much. The game still sucks.

[@geoffmacneill4850]

Where is the "Oh jesus god" clip at 0:18 from?

[@Armordude91122Cute]

The only games that uses quick time events perfectly is Heavy Rain for PS3.

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

Armordude91122Cute god of war?

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

Armordude91122Cute GTA V?

[@xulnad]

@@uktthe_king_fish5769 Fuck no, The Quick Time Events in Heavy Rain give you hand cramps

[@TheInferno251]

In all seriousness though, great in-depth review-probably the best one out there. The world needs to know about these shitty video game adaptations of tv/movies that have little to no effort put into them and are merely used as a cash grab to the fans of said franchises. Keep up the good work, and looking forward to more games

[@romanrossi5805]

Now it's time to make Commando the video game

[@lucidbear8441]

The voice acting sounded funny as HELL. this game is like public arcade first person shooter games such as Time crises 3 and Aliens.

[@petrzeman1068]

You raging is the most calming thing to watch after a hard day, downright fucking ASMR.

[@MTLoveridge]

8:39 Was that Teasel?

[@pearljammer364]

Torrent Reused model. All worst games shared the same models over again.

[@jacobcarver1]

Awesome review man. This is probably your best work so far.

[@spongebobfan190]

One question, do you think this game is worse than Daikatana, or is Daikatana still worse than this?

[@DXFromYT]

spongebobfan190 Daikatana 64 is still far worse than this.

[@hamze9305]

DXFan619 Velvet Assassin?

[@greulich9635]

DXFan619 btw what do you think is the worst game of all time?

[@DXFromYT]

Ticci Toby Bubsy 3D

[@greulich9635]

DXFan619 yeah the worst game ive ever played was red faction 2

[@Dacho_Shaki]

all I wanted was an open-world third-person shooter Rambo game with re-orchestrated Goldsmith's soundtrack and they give us a poorly made light gun arcade shooter without the light gun filled with quick-time events

[@someweeb3650]

The sounds that aren't voice acting aren't that bad. Also, none of the weapons I could see use clips. They all use magazines or belts. The difference is that a magazine has a spring that feeds the bullets into a gun, where a clip is just something to put bullets into a magazine quickly. Belts are litterally just belts of ammo linked together, like the M60.

[@dhenderson1810]

The problem with the voice acting is that the other noises in the scene are too loud, so some dialogue can't be heard.

[@TheAdam1995]

They better not announce DLC with Rambo 4 as it's source. *shivers with fear* I hope that day doesn't come.

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

JOOOOOOOHN!

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

Is there a Rambo 4? Or are you talking about the reboot?

[@noranorz2192]

This type of reload minigame In Rambo was kind of done in gears of war 4, with you pressing RB at the right time to get critical, and if you click way off your gun gets jammed, and if you just reload without pressing RB again you just reload normally, but in gears 4 they did this right by making it optional and making the prompt in the top right of the screen. Plus, gears is a cover shooter so if your gun jams you're not completely doomed. Also in gears 4 it doesn't completely hinder gameplay, because you still reload relatively quickly.

[@BigPhatMan]

Probably the greatest scene in the Rambo series has been turned into a bunch of quick time events. Wow.

[@coopercaller]

When you finished the game did you vomited on your pc

[@DXFromYT]

Atamert Özal Had a trash bin next to me for just this during my play of the game.

[@coopercaller]

DXFan619 good for you

[@coopercaller]

DXFan619 wanna see a real bad game?play mindjack

[@jeremyusreevu237]

A good exemple of Quick Time events working is Press X To Not Die.

[@ChaoticKey29912]

What I heard Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob *slow motion* Spongebob Jesus God

[@bighaas435]

I died when the guy in the beginning said, "BOKBOK!!" over and over.

[@Jose-kb6nc]

BAIBA BAIBA *SLOWMOTION* BAIBAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

[@davidgreene8259]

"you actually wanna use stealth , HAHAHAHA Quick time events"

[@mariehassett247]

9:26

[@21macca21]

Comon comrades Hes a man not a god Hes a man not a god XD

[@rahmaanmuhammad1848]

I just now realized that they spelled grenade wrong at 15:57

[@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane]

Looking at this, compare to other Rambo games on home computers, NES and Sega consoles, this is the worst Rambo game of all time.

[@dhenderson1810]

I think if they made a LEGO Rambo video game, it would be better than this.

[@ultimatepurist2322]

Oh god. Glad I didn't get it when it came out. The Movies were WAY better. I'd rather watch them than play Rambo: The Video Game 2014.

[@Riddarstolphe]

4:55 He doesn't even say 'screw loose' in the movie, does he?

[@DXFromYT]

+Riddarstolphe II I don't believe so. Some of that audio was re-dubbed.

[@Riddarstolphe]

DXFan619 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[@eartianwerewolf]

'Heavy Fire Afghanistan.' ...what?

[@Razorblade1812]

Oh god. This game does look horrible, and it does deserve the REST IN PISS rating. I even saw this game when it was released, and I never bothered to pick it up, until you finally uploaded a review to this game, and now, since you have given it the very well deserved REST IN PISS, I will now avoid this game at all costs, even if I'm a fan of the Rambo trilogy! I know a very horrible FPS game on the PS1, that is a WWII game, and was a horrible port of an otherwise pretty good 1999 PC and 2000 Dreamcast game, that came out only in PAL regions in late 2001. And that game is called Hidden & Dangerous. If you don't know this game, plz check it out, it's really really really really horrible! I have videos of the horrible PS1 port of the game on my channel, so you can see of what it's like. And trust me, this horrible PS1 port of a good PC game truly deserves a REST IN PISS!!!!! Importing the game from a PAL region to your country would be a real piece of cake, because the game is super common, and was a game, that was part of Take 2's $9.99 budget line that began with their release of Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol, and continued with every single game by Take 2, that were retailed for less than $9.99, so of course, you can easily import this game from the UK as it won't really cost you all that much, except that shipping it from the UK to the US or Canada will cost you quite a lot.

[@ThatYoderVODS]

How is MK11 the best video game adaptation of Rambo?

[@marlyonama]

You know when a game is bad when they have "The Video Game" in the title. As if they couldn't be creative which explains why they plagiarized everything and lump into an arcade game at the laundry mat.

[@nachos1162]

the Colonel in the game on the perks screen, while being what seems to be a realistic picture of the guy in the movie, in the game he looks more like Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear than the Colonel in the movie

[@KyrosTheWolf]

12:52 I'm pretty sure if rambo screamed like that they'd notice him XD

[@pearljammer364]

Oliver It was on the movie.

[@dhenderson1810]

At 10:16, it looks like Rambo is shooting at the Beatles!

[@JtheNomadProductions]

God Of War 2 had better graphics smh.

[@adagreed7532]

Nice review!! I can't believe how bad can some developers turn into a nightmare some great license like rambo I'm not a pro but I have some good ideas to make a Rambo game better than this xD even contra is still the closest Rambo game in my imagination lol have you ever play "duty calls"? Its like 9000 better than this game

[@08-145]

Can you believe these guys made the terminator resistance game they did well with that.

[@dntremad8290]

13:45 actually the enemies in this game are smarter than you think.By standing in the middle like morons they get themselves killed immediately which leads them to be removed from the game as soon as they show up.And that is their point.They don't want to be in this game for more than a second

[@fraycopwire]

I saw Duck Dynasty as a PS4 game and I thought "This is a thing?!"

[@the_DarkSoul]

I saw this game for $40 last week at eb games, lucky I watched this video before and as well angry joe's video. Keep up the good work, doing the gaming community a service :)

[@GustawK]

The section on Wrath mode made me piss myself laughing. New favourite channel.

[@deathatl]

Watching this stoned was the best idea ever lmao

[@spongebobfan190]

I've played and seen horrible games based on movies, and after seeing this, it looks like the worst game based on a movie.

[@phantomvulpe791]

it's one of the reasons why I don't play movie licensed games. except this one game, quantum of solace. since I'm such a 007 fan I had to play it and it was okay. admittedly

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

+Dante Vera spider man 2 and X men origins have surprisingly great game adaptations.

[@phantomvulpe791]

harry fisher That's true. I tried them out myself and they weren't all that bad.

[@butlerstarheart9679]

Fun fact! the whey he's acting and expression from films like Spy Kids 3D look like he's having a serious Stroke.

[@TheNamelessScholarOfficial]

Rambo the video game is Daikatana!

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

The walking dead survival instinct is daikatana!

[@rozenmarz6729]

As always, nice video. Looking forward to your next review.

[@DeceptionDark]

6:40 I'm repeating that part and laughing my ass off it.

[@dimitros9592]

i have played this game and i have to say that for me to complete the mission i had to unlock the best weapon in the game. And in order to unlock it i had to pass a mission by doing every quick time event with a single life on hard difficulty. Yeah....

[@lunarcat9562]

I love this movie, but the game was really bad! Nice review i like watching you play games. Keep it up! :)

[@yoghurtlord1745]

I don't mind swearing, no matter how much, but it's good that you toned down the language.

[@mustekkala]

There is just couple of things i need to point out, i think they portrayed Rambo pretty well in this game since Sylvester Stallone indeed looks like he has had a stroke and pretty much requires subtitles to be understood. Other than that i agree completely.

[@tobiaslion28]

Returning to this in 2021 lol come back to us my guy.

[@mtaylorp]

You actually forgot about mentioned Rambo being a legendary action film series.

[@DXFromYT]

Forgot? Did you not watch the whole video? I talk about how this game relates to the Rambo films towards the end. First Blood is one of my favorite films ever.

[@mtaylorp]

DXFan619 oh right you mentioned at the end, i have watched this.I'm a big Rambo fan as well, so as my mother. it was PROBABLY a rail shooter because you wouldn't know where to go, or maybe this Developer has no clue what non rail fps game I think.

[@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane]

Since when Rambo had another video game. The only Rambo games I know they have was the Ocean Software game for 80s Home computers, the A

[@evilthorn4416]

Can someone tell me what hes saying at 17:22? its a bit hard for me.

[@DXFromYT]

+EvilThorn "He's laying there, and he's fucking screaming and there's pieces of him all over me."

[@evilthorn4416]

i meant the whole thing, but ill take it.

[@DXFromYT]

EvilThorn Ah. Here it is, straight from a transcript of the screenplay. He lay there and screamed... l have all these pieces of him on me! Just like that. l try to get him off me, my friend! l'm covered with him! Blood everywhere and so... l try to hold him together, But the entrails keep coming out! And nobody would help!

[@evilthorn4416]

Thanks.

[@evilthorn4416]

Also, i forgot, a question i wanted to ask you for some time. Why do you think Bubsy 3D is worse than the phoenix games?

[@mohammadjavadmonjezi]

haven't have laughed like this in a while, thanks😂 7:55 so you must Looove Need For Speed Run, right?😂😂😂

[@shcdemolisher]

2:05,they're using the wrong rifle! normally they use bolt-action rifles, but never lever-action rifles!

[@genericusername5001]

why is his face so oily in the cutscene 2:50

[@rudics8908]

the best part of this gameplay was wen It shows Rambo receiving a bullet in the middle of his eyes, more close of the ending of the book than any movie adaptation, reminding that only First blood metters.

[@albertarias8233]

18:01 most of the water didn't even show up.

[@mtaylorp]

I like how Rambo is holding the M60 in a very Badass Fashion

[@JZKittyGaming]

I was so hyped when this game was announced, but then I was like :'( it was not fair to butcher such an awesome movie

[@tilenstrmsek6811]

Wanna do stealth hahahahahahhah Qucik time avents i love that part

[@sammiehsdarkplace7805]

@dxfan619 Would you ever consider playing Resident Evil 4, or reviewing it? (It is my favorite game of all time.) Much appreciated.

[@DXFromYT]

Will try to do something with it when I get my hands on the Ultimate HD Edition. Haven't played RE4 in a long time and to date, it's the only game where I've actually tolerated both quick time events and escort missions, haha.

[@sammiehsdarkplace7805]

Agreed. I still didn't like the QTE's, but i kind of liked the escort missions since they brought me back to some of my favorite locations in the game, and even added for some tense firefights. On another note, have you ever put in any consideration for a Silent Hill 2 review?

[@DXFromYT]

Sammiehsdarkplace I eventually want to review all the Silent Hill games in the main series. Really helps that 2, 3 and 4 all had PC releases.

[@sammiehsdarkplace7805]

DXFan619 Sounds awesome. Are you planning to do them in succession? Possibly for Horrible Halloween? Also are you going to play Silent Hills on release?

[@DXFromYT]

Sammiehsdarkplace Not sure about doing them in succession, but that's not a bad idea. Almost certain that one of them will show up for Horrible Halloween this year. And not sure about Silent Hills. Don't have a PS4 and I don't see me getting one anytime soon, sadly.

[@papyrus4245]

when the guy said the thing in the beginning when it was slowed it sounded like he said spongebob

[@Tenzima]

Excellent review, unlike other reviewers who complain about it being a rail shooter, you showed some evidence as to why the game is fucked beyond belief.

[@anthonymartin1685]

Still doin good i see. We should catch back up man that cool with you

[@preuensgloria8725]

So I watched this video while playing Skyim and when I heard you talking about it I was like "wait... did that just happen?"

[@PEACE-es4zf]

I FREAKIN LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!

[@Anquavaous]

13:21 I need to make a note of that.

[@kylanadouglaa952]

Ooo... will you do a playthrough of this like you did with Rogue Warrior?

[@DXFromYT]

Kylana DOUGLaa Nah, wouldn't have the patience. Maybe a single DXFan619 Plays, but not likely.

[@kylanadouglaa952]

DXFan619 I can understand that. xD

[@baraness24]

"He looks like he suffered a stroke!" well i mean he IS Sylvester Stallone.

[@atruedovahkin8254]

If I'm not mistaken I think he has a disease

[@ollymuirs]

I just played through this game and I was really surprised at just how short it was.

[@Mrjustsumdude]

Another example of a great movie that was a bad game

[@uktthe_king_fish5769]

Not all video game adaptations are bad, look at spider man 2 and ghostbusters game.

[@pyroparagon8945]

I have heavy fire Afghanistan on PS3..... I thought it was okay

[@TheFoolTohru]

Where you been bro???

[@ward61898]

I completely forgot this game came out

[@MisterSpinalzo]

6:45 ...dude, thats just regular sylvester stallone

[@jaggedj2510]

Having subtitles doesn’t mean the game is self aware. Every game basically has a subtitle option.

[@XenithXenaku]

*OBJECTION!* Really now?! CLEARLY you haven't seen Angry Joe's "Top 10 Worst Games of 2014" video. Rambo is #2 on that list, Duck Dynasty is #1 on that list! *P.S:* Yeah, i know opinions do matter, just thought I pointed that out that's all.