Dying My Hair Like an E-Girl (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer

[@the_wormgirl]

"you know one time I smelled some bleach and I think I forgot the 3rd grade" absolutely unprompted with no reaction from brittany has me howling

[@0kayc00l5]

sarah cutting out the google in “hey google” is honestly one of the most considerate things i’ve ever seen a youtuber do

[@averyhodges6440]

I’m confused why does she do it?

[@isobel6739]

@@averyhodges6440 so it doesn't activate if you're watching the video without headphones

[@guisantos2934]

@@isobel6739 OH I thought it was an KZbin monetization thing! (because KZbin be having some mad strict policies these days)

[@Kam013]

Isobel m

[@siliconeyez879]

She does it to not get demonitized

[@lucygable6460]

i feel very powerful knowing i was on brittany’s live while you recorded this

[@aub9769]

ME TOO COCDUDIDBBF

[@ChuckleFuckle]

🤣

[@hanye5763]

Same lmaooo

[@Miguel-dq6fs]

sameeee

[@macymarie9983]

Same

[@caleigh1903]

the best part of this video is sarah saying she feels really pretty. yes queen. you ARE really pretty.

[@sarahschauer3764]

Thank you!!

[@StevieMcKenna10]

FR she is GORGEOUS

[@subsetofapophenia8530]

I said the same thing out loud when I heard her say that! She made my heart happy ❤

[@gracelacourte6309]

HECK YEAH

[@kayisnotaloser]

fr!! she’s stunning

[@thebabycakes1561]

This gives me “I do it for the girls and the gays that’s it”

[@madisonstoner7405]

Ayesha 4 President

[@erinmerriam126]

"Most of my audience is mentally ill" Me and my 3 different mental illnesses: do I count as 1 or 3?

[@aiden105]

Yes

[@x._ana_.x465]

perhaps

[@sparkybish]

Can confirm.

[@lordharry5994]

Indeed.

[@pauldee1577]

you count as 4.

[@ava-qp8te]

straight, fine, and oily. that’s what they used to call me in middle school.

[@sarahschauer3764]

lol

[@connergithens5993]

haha YAAASSSS

[@numberonetetofan]

and it's even better because their pfp is cody and noel, AND sarah responded lmfao

[@scratchcrazie7528]

"never known a travis with a job" is really funny to me because my uncle travis is a meth dealer

[@AshAshVal]

At least he has a job

[@rachelharassment]

More of a job than a landlord. Lol

[@HeyItsAlli007]

is a what 👁👄👁

[@anyways1715]

Girl i-

[@scratchcrazie7528]

@@anyways1715 gotta get the bread sis i aint judging ashljkg

[@unnchy]

LOVE how the girl on the live said "black lives matter" as a sign off and Brittany said "Periodt" in response. Our generation never ceases to amaze me

[@lyss5905]

All icons

[@doubtful_seer]

I know this is probably about gen z (love y’all) but this millennial at least would have said both. I’m glad y’all are continuing what we tried (and got treated like shit for) to start over the past two decades

[@mollyfoxxx]

@@doubtful_seer fellow millennial here and I agree but keep fighting. There are a lot of Trump supporters in my age group that I know, I’m a young millennial, but there are more who are against him and systemic racist and we should never stop trying to overpower them. Especially at the polls, already did my part there ✌🏼🌊

[@Chris-ot9bk]

@@doubtful_seer Gen Z Here. Both Of Our Generations Are Really Similar And People Don't Really Realise It. Especially Late Millenials ) (1989 - 1994) The 1995 - 1997 People And Early To Mid Gen Z (1998 - I Would Say 2007 Because 2007 Seems To Be The Last Year Gen Z Unironically Watch Millenials Shows) It's Good That We Support Each Other

[@EddheadAce]

Yikes...

[@iLoveClothez]

Trixie and Katya Voice : "Welcome to the stage Straight Fine and Oily"

[@sarahschauer3764]

lol

[@honeyh30]

"no they're gaslighting me I've dated manipulators" girl that was so funny i almost spit out my nuggets

[@Beans.and.mystery_meat]

@Jesus Gonzalez I'm sorry, what?

[@stephanief5794]

@Jesus Gonzalez sir this is wendy's

[@Xeonaa]

@@Beans.and.mystery_meat Allow me to paraphrase: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@Beans.and.mystery_meat]

@@Xeonaa ahh. Thank you,

[@dapperghost3997]

Jesus Gonzalez chill

[@stuffbymagdalena]

i love how that girl came on your live, helped you, and when she left said "black lives matter." nothing but respect for MY president

[@ZionLuca]

I KNOW I loved her, so helpful and WOKE!? No choice but to stan

[@jaegermydog5328]

Timestamp pls 🥺

[@naomiz5099]

@@jaegermydog5328 9:40

[@chrissssy8123]

thank u 💖💖💖

[@aidanziegenhorn6631]

> nothing but respect for MY president What’s that supposed to mean

[@audreynicoleyoung6920]

Sarah, her cousin uncle, and their google are the only people getting me through this year

[@fruit4evr]

And D O P E Y

[@sarahschauer3764]

ILY dopey says hey :)

[@audreynicoleyoung6920]

Sarah Schauer ahhhhhh the goddess replied I can die happy now

[@trinitydaniels2229]

I love seeing Sarah genuinely happy and giggly. We've seen her sad and depressed and now to see her gradually get happier makes me happy.

[@sarahschauer3764]

:)

[@eafv2311]

“Most of my audience is mentally ill” Me with autism and anxiety: HELL YEAH-

[@Ittosmelon]

Lol same, I have anxiety and depression. I stopped playing my game and looked at my phone when she said that 😂

[@dream_walker9726]

Me fr

[@sarahschauer3764]

Some answers to questions I’m getting: I mute “google” because it activates the Google homes of everyone watching, and I only watched Brad Mondo’s Tiktoks, not his YT videos - and yes, I know I’m an idiot Also, only like 15 of the 150 people commenting on this video are actually subscribed to me, a red "subscribed" icon appears next to your name when I'm responding, so it'd really mean a lot if y'all could subscribe.

[@huron3483]

Great that you’re owning up to your idiot-ness.

[@a.vangarde5116]

Brad Mondo is so overrated; you didn't miss much.

[@khaztheconfuser1466]

I wanted to say something but I forgot Oh well

[@carolinebostick9370]

I’m betting brad mondo it going to react to this on his channel not realizing you wanting him to

[@lisanne11051]

Y'all are both absolutely worth the incredibly hard work of subscribing to.

[@clarepearson945]

Brittany doesn’t blink cause she’s gotta keep and eye out for selener 👁👄👁

[@AikiraBeats]

Nicki reference

[@flayedtwig4550]

Dominique Harris that’s like the whole point

[@sonnywilliams9610]

Ummm mother Jenna says she’s going to get groceries and y’all are in charge while she’s gone.

[@lunam9022]

mother jenna left to get soy milk 😔

[@ashtonsshoe7848]

Mother picked the right people to leave in charge

[@atinyofficial]

But the question is will mother Jenna ever come back from the grocery store 😭😭😭

[@TheMShow100]

this is my favorite comment ever it makes my heart happy

[@koookeeez]

Yeah well my dad said he was gonna get milk..... It didn't work out ... 😭

[@plz.ask.]

"Our landlord's name is Travis, and I've never met a Travis with a job." Well shit babes, ya still haven't 🥰

[@ViVi-ev3rx]

OOF FUCK LANDLORDS

[@Notquitekris]

@@ViVi-ev3rx OOF FUCK LANDLORDS

[@hbhtcr5707]

When y’all BROUGHT ON A RANDOM PERSON TO HELP IM DYIJNNFFNDNEHWHSGAHSBz this is what KZbin needs

[@aspenn.]

SHE'S A HERO

[@maddiegordon7937]

I have never felt more betrayed then when you popped up for your sponsorship with your new hair omg LMAO

[@ab-jf2re]

Honestly! She ruined the unveiling of her hair 😂

[@neontastic13]

My dumbass didn’t even catch on to that

[@choicelee8932]

Literally! Just wear a hat, lmfaooo

[@AikiraBeats]

Right like now we already know

[@sarahschauer3764]

Choice Lee I couldn’t, the sponsor was shampoo and conditioner, I needed to show the results

[@hawaiianseawitch]

Sarah’s soft baby voice when she says “help me” is the most precious thing I’ve ever heard

[@sarahschauer3764]

:)

[@hollywoodwitches]

She's baby

[@capir0te]

It just made me feel even more love for women than I already do

[@softdroid1655]

PROTECT SARAH SCHAUER

[@Beans.and.mystery_meat]

@@softdroid1655 I'M TRYING

[@xanairigoien4813]

I love Sarah being like “this ad ruined the surprise” as if we weren’t watching the live or watching her tiktok.

[@twoidiots1417]

“Bad news, we don’t have vaseline, good news we have vitamin soft chews” 🤣🤣

[@ameliaf505]

Sarah: How much is 20 ounces? Brittany: A couple

[@morgan-nj5lq]

Sarah and Brittany are KZbin’s only hope after Jenna left

[@m1tch3llb]

yea😔 we will miss her

[@grant9449]

fleuria Brittney has the same chaotic energy as Julien, and Sarah has the save stress energy as Jenna.

[@ZJKimbley]

Grant You right, you right

[@rach295]

11:06 "Black Lives Matter" "Period." this is why we stan

[@crowninthesky]

Without Jenna, you young women are all I have.

[@chewnotchw3]

bruh.....

[@sonny_tumbles1841]

im gonna cry over this comment because its true

[@Anilikedifranco]

it just hit me.. jenna was so genuine and brought so much joy into the world but nothing good can last :”(

[@katie-yk1es]

another reason they have to make a podcast i need more of their energy

[@marianabg5171]

same :c

[@shponglechunch]

"no, theyre gaslighting me" LMFAOOO

[@Tzarrrr]

Shout out to the girl who said “black lives matter” on Brittany’s live🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@lyss5905]

We love to see it

[@emilytruscott2570]

Can just make saying "black lives matter" at the end of a conversation an official sign off??

[@enhpadreitiop]

a tru queen 😌

[@meredith989]

A true icon!!!!

[@isabelfayer244]

It made me smile

[@Refuze2B4gotten]

Sarah saying to act surprise at the reveal of her dye job like I don't have the memory of a goldfish

[@mcgreger8091]

now that Jenna is away, I’m looking at these two like 👁👄👁 that podcast lookin real interesting

[@sonnywilliams9610]

What podcast?

[@michellevasquez1480]

I'm pretty sure Jenna's gonna be on Julien's channel once in a while

[@mcgreger8091]

Sara Brashear Sarah I’m pretty sure said on tiktok that her and Brittany were starting a podcast

[@mcgreger8091]

Boho Stevie Nicks I wouldn’t bank on it. Julien tweeted like 2 hours ago saying that Jenna has decided to step away from the internet and they’re trying to figure out what to do with JnJ podcasts and live-streams.

[@Mienshao11]

@@mcgreger8091 i was wondering. she said she was taking a break from 'this channel' so i was hoping the podcast and stuff would remain but that was wishful thinking :( their podcasts are the highlight of my week

[@sarahbearah6297]

Whoever joined Brittany on the live to help you guys is a legend and I give all my respect to her.

[@chrissssy8123]

HIIII IT WAS ME LMFAO

[@mimers123]

Chrissy McGill damnnn no wonder you know what you are doing! your hair is so fucking cool!!

[@chrissssy8123]

Mitchy Richard thank you so much 😭😭😭

[@ceol7643]

@@chrissssy8123 Girl you're a hero congratulations

[@SASPURS92]

@@chrissssy8123 a queen

[@pandaunicorn]

peepee poopoo time is the only thing that makes me feel anything anymore

[@Mgfaulkner793]

I really love that Sarah is a millennial and Brittany is Gen Z and, while they’re only a few years apart, you can tell from the senses of humor.

[@gigasrex]

I agree with Brittany. Don't care about your makeup as much as your health and safety. Love and hugs

[@taimariemoore8369]

you’re first

[@sarahhodder9982]

how did you comment before the video was uploaded

[@annafrancesca5898]

I wanna like but i also want to keep it at 666

[@lilli4650]

business in the front, edna mode in the back

[@strawberryari3197]

LMAO

[@kmitch4899]

In what universe is Edna Mode NOT all business???

[@novemberrue8244]

I always feel like I'm hanging out with my cool older cousins who I'm only a little scared of when I watch these

[@hbhtcr5707]

Fuckin saaaame

[@skinnygirl82]

I’m 38 and feel EXACTLY like this...

[@aiden105]

The way Sarah’s mannerism changed after she was showing off the hair at the end,,, girl was feeling herself and I stan 🥰

[@will3263]

i’m just saying: sarah looks like a weird mix of jojo siwa and kristin bell

[@crisontcouldhavebeendroppe8727]

Oh my god why are you right

[@Hessed3712]

Willow Gigler 🤣🤣🤣I cant unsee it!

[@54m1raa]

y'all should have a joint account at this point

[@CCela1608]

Isn't that what their accounts are tho 🤔

[@fishsticks6721]

well they gon have a podcast

[@Evalution307]

The helpful girl in the livestream said: * supernanny voice * *“you guys are on trouble, I’m on my way”*

[@tobiasodr]

"straight,fine and oily" that's a tinder bio

[@Zman2606]

Tobias very relatable

[@pandaunicorn]

IM WHEEZING

[@oxch0ngxo]

The fact that they cackle like witches. I need a hocus pocus!!!

[@_dani.dlc_]

The third witch is their Google Home

[@vynncynnt]

brittany singing “all cops are bastards” made my night

[@danielschuck7811]

"Our landlord's name is Travis and I've never known a Travis with a job" Landlord is not a job, you still don't

[@lunam9022]

FACTS LMAO

[@jbarbeau92]

Wow, do you have any idea how hard it is to take other people’s money in exchange for... owning a thing that you pay someone else to maintain?

[@josephmc5049]

And yet you morons still can't do it.

[@siyst694]

this made me scream cackle you have no idea-

[@booraification]

Since Jenna Marbles is gone, now I got just you guys instead of the blissful weirdo trio 😭 still love you guys tho. Keep doin you.

[@ChristinaWoodall]

💔💔💔 but thank goodness for our queens Sarah and Brittany 🤘🤘🤘

[@eluskies]

Jenna marbles is the OG AND shits on these girls and every other try hard sarcastic white female youtubers and always will 😉

[@emilytaggart9496]

eluskies Jenna Marbles has sung the praises of both of these delightful women on multiple occasions. Your misogyny is showing

[@teejbees]

Exactly man

[@loganpena5431]

Omgggg I said the same thing

[@youllaskforme]

I just kept shouting at my television - “SARAH IT ISN’T SATURATED ENOUGH AHHHHHHH”

[@sarahschauer3764]

AHHHHHH

[@BabyChristianBibleStudy]

“Is your ac on? No it’s just bre breathing really hard” 😂

[@josiehirst8169]

"20 ounces is 2.5 cups." "2.5 ounces is 20 cups?!?!"

[@audreynicoleyoung6920]

That “Can you help me.” was the cutest shit I’ve ever heard she’s my favorite chaotic bb 🥺

[@BradPlaysThings]

Sarah: "And sometimes my teeth fall out while my eyes bleed but it's only once a day" Brittany: 👁️👄👁️

[@LorenaLatorre]

I read this before I watched the whole video and thought she actually said this 😂

[@CheshieD]

Honestly meeeeee tho

[@thisuserlovesgvf]

“and then i go stress blind” “COME ON”

[@arbyswitch5580]

"he wasnt actually helping people he was making fun of them" THANK YOU SARAH I HAD GOTTEN THAT VIBE BUT DOUBT MY PERCEPTION OF REALITY VERY MUCH

[@explained7966]

He says not to do the roots first 100X a video lolll

[@ZJKimbley]

That live interjection to help Sarah out was everything, lol

[@sophiamurp407]

thank you for posting i’m devastated about jenna marbles and this helps

[@m.s.flores]

Holy crap me too 😭

[@Gg54051]

sameee :(

[@GaarasGirlTamara]

"You could put spoons on their side" "That'd be manic tho" Me, eyeing my cutlery drawer, where the spoons are on their sides: 👁👄👁

[@smoxthybweh]

I think it depends on how many spoons ya have

[@wowsuchfun]

peepee poopoo time has been my new life source ever since Jenna left edit: hello homosexuals

[@leighgasp]

I love that they don’t treat their fans like “fans.” They just treat them like normal people

[@isabellamcclymont]

Can't stop looking at Brittany's eyes to see when she blinks...

[@Christine-hh8pn]

the girl that joined Brittany's live and said BLM as she left 🥺 cuteee

[@chrissssy8123]

Christine 💖💖💖

[@88willow88]

Your guys’s content is exactly what I need after hearing that Jenna might never come back. Thank you for all that you’ve done Brittany and Sarah. It really helps during these times.

[@annahicks482]

“blm” “PERIOD.” queen of keeping it relevant I could cry I love you so much

[@solisrune]

my dad got like three week food poisoning from wendy’s chili that’s all i have to add

[@mollycavanagh19]

Dopey- “meow”. Brit- “reeeow”. Sarah- “meorr”

[@ilonam.6575]

WAS LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABT HOW I HAVE NOTHING TO WATCH AND KZbin SUCKS RN MY SAVIORS FR

[@4lolololo4]

At this point youre the only thing keeping me sane throughout this mess of a year

[@haythe-u3m]

Me, whose cousin is named Travis and he hasn't had a job in 10+ years and lives in his mom's basement LMAO

[@MatthewMilton]

Sarah should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

[@nyxowo8143]

@@MatthewMilton of course not!!! Don't let negativity control your life💖💞💕

[@justiceshiblee4493]

“Everyday around 5 I have a panic attack and then I go stress blind” I relate more than I have to anything ever 😂❤️

[@sourbuns]

brittany's face when the girl on live went "brittany help her" lmfao

[@mhilmyfauzi4523]

"Shrek Hentai" Sarah how tf did you come up with that so quick?! that was hilarious

[@x._ana_.x465]

Ah just a girl and her cousin, uncle, step father and roommate

[@maddy9278]

hey gay people

[@taimariemoore8369]

hi idk what you identify as but hi

[@jacquelynmurfin543]

Hay

[@trevorroth4139]

Heeeeeyyyy!

[@melodyvasquez3922]

hello!

[@sarahschauer3764]

Heyyy

[@brynleehardison787]

right when sarah said cousin unkle my brain went “ᶜᵒⁿᵏˡᵉ"

[@taliajung1553]

I think that "conkle" should be a real term

[@emilywest6621]

She packed that tin foil like a grandma forcing leftovers down her families throats after Thanksgiving.

[@jenniferolivo3663]

The rawness of this video is everything...this how girls really are y’all 🥰

[@Maurisneezed01]

Funny and smart :)

[@talianiwa]

awww this comment is so cute

[@lucasmorimoto948]

"I would say most of my audience has some form of mental illness" okay well just read us for filth that's fine

[@georgiam.8701]

We should all get matching tattoos

[@sarahschauer3764]

We should

[@beans3537]

@@sarahschauer3764 can they be gay tattoos please

[@kbeans77]

CULT LITER SHIT

[@sparkybish]

“my nickname in high school was,Golden Shower” 👀 I’m so glad you clarified.

[@pheonix442]

"I've got acne- I'm just like everyone else"

[@canaangrant3654]

The person on their instagram live ended it with "Looking forward to it, love you both. Black Lives Matter!" that made me so happy i'm stanning you legend

[@chrissssy8123]

Canaan Grant 💖💖💖💖

[@wilbur6837]

Why does Brittany look 52, 29 and immortal all at the same time ngl I'm living for it

[@_dani.dlc_]

She also looks 19 and you can’t say she doesn’t

[@wilbur6837]

@@_dani.dlc_ touche

[@PaigeMcKenzie1]

literally i’m dyeing my hair like this bc of sarah

[@sarahschauer3764]

Do itttttt!!!

[@PaigeMcKenzie1]

Sarah Schauer omg i love u sm🥺 i literally am next month hehe

[@beanmcbean6086]

So? Did you do it

[@PaigeMcKenzie1]

@@beanmcbean6086 i did ! i had it for most of the year 😙

[@debu556]

I love the fans watching Brittany’s live and just reacting and/or giving advice and I ESPECIALLY adore the girlboss woman who said “let me HELP YOU 😂” and then proceeded to offer instructions, and all three of them were just kinda enjoying what’s happening

[@oscaroreeco8970]

“My forehead burns” had the exact same energy as “I cut my finger on my mum’s ring, I hope I can still dance”

[@josiecoversandoriginals]

NO IT ACTUALLY LOOKS SO GOOD

[@07Sethy]

Just realized that Sarah's sponsor ads are the only ones I sit through because she's legit entertaining

[@ninib1593]

WTF SARAH LOOKS SO STUNNING AND BRITTANY'S NEW HAIR.. ICONS!!!! ICONS!!

[@paigef3634]

It’s cool to see how she edits the video after watching the whole “un-cut version” on Brittney’s live lol

[@procrastinationmoose1466]

Those symptoms of feeling faint, hands shaking and migraines sound like an iron deficiency. Cause thats how mine started.

[@sarahgreen1029]

"I have diarrhea twice a day" I feel validated

[@caleb282]

Look who finally committed to an into

[@tiredparrot]

Me: *wants to support Sarah and watch through the ADs* The random Trump AD appearing: Me: I'm sorry Sarah but I must skip-

[@AikiraBeats]

I think she'll understand

[@errorthisisinvalid65]

Watch it because then trump’s team has to actually pay for the ad!

[@BengalQueen]

@Jesus Gonzalez tHe EaSiest wAY fOR a MOrOn tHat CAn'T WrITe tO SaVE hIS LiFe oR HaS NoTHIng bUT tIME oN HIs hAnDs tO mAKe Fun oF pEoPLe IS AN ABSOLUTE WASTE OF SPACE

[@anahand4137]

I've hit thumbs down on it 3 times but it keeps coming back and most of the time there's no option to. I looked at why they say I keep getting it and supposedly it's the sites I've been on and my location. I can promise you that's bullshit and we are just being brainwashed with propaganda. I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories but grab me a tinfoil hat.

[@eveoneill8163]

Currently in Croatia, first night in the scariest apartment I have ever seen we have had to move the mattress into the living room and I am now watching all the pee pee poo poo times to keep myself away from the panic attack edge. So thanks I guess

[@tom-se3tr]

i’m dealing with something similar! started having a panic attack so i immediately went to pee pee poo poo time to calm down. hope you’re doing better!!

[@sierranicole6138]

I just needed everyone who consistently watches peepeepoopoo time that my friends sister was like “I didn’t know Sarah and Brittany we’re cousins” and I had to explain that they are not cousins. They are cousin/sibling/uncle stepmom

[@rachaelgollnick2073]

“I feel really pretty” that was so wholesome. Love the hair hehe

[@ewoody1234]

i had similar symptoms that you're having and then went to the doctor and got an mri and it turned out i had a chiari malformation and hydrocephalus and had to have brain surgery so go to the doctor

[@nevenagavric29]

ewoody1234 does it mean u have liquid in ur brain?

[@tudorkpop]

Sarah: mixing her colors Brittany: mixing her food If that’s not me i sweaaaaar

[@notkyra9951]

sarah talking about her undiagnosed diabetes with a concerned and healthy brittany is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen

[@Zephyr9s]

I ate some pop tarts while watching this and I forgot to take insulin until y’all talked about diabetes. Thanks for the reminder y’all