Trying Out Tiktok Photography Hacks (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer

[@uggy9719]

Why does brittany look SO HOT in this??? She looks like a fancy rich housewife!?

[@Hannah22oz]

Her husband mysteriously died last fall of a sudden "heart attack" and he was immediately cremated bc that was his wish 😔 she bought a brand new car and house bc she couldn't live with the memories anymore, and went on a cruise with her gardener bc hes "never travelled before and needs to see the world". God bless her

[@uggy9719]

@@Hannah22oz And left their slightly neglected son, Gabriel, with the nanny, who the husband was having an affair with before him "mysterious" death. She's now on a quest to discover herself, now free from her unfaithful husband, Jeremy, and his never ending work schedule. No longer will she have to be confined to her office job, or the kitchen where her many pot roasts resign.

[@Hannah22oz]

@@uggy9719and with her newfound freedom and 4.5 million in insurance money, she will go on with her life in his memory. She would take it all back if she could just have another late night of fighting over empty red wine bottles and expensive fine china that totally didnt get thrown across the perfect marble flooring :,( she loved him so

[@jakeb6703]

Didn't expect a novel in the replies lol

[@TotosTales]

jake b Nor I, but I can’t say I’m mad about it lol

[@callmeblubber5038]

I love how there’s only two brittanys, homeless and millionaire cougar

[@orangegradient4309]

Low-key hot though

[@audrina9297]

And southern mother

[@shelbyb9965]

Jenna Marbles has three looks, but Brittany only has two 😂

[@dndub2595]

@@shelbyb9965 1. Summertime tan god 2. 16 year old skater boy 3. I was going to try but after doing my makeup I gave up

[@bippitybopitybooty4208]

@@orangegradient4309 I'm not gay but I would be for Brittany

[@grisss1538]

Brittney is rocking that “I did cheer back in high school” mom hair do.

[@gennavievegwenn4564]

Okay but like she kinda hot 😳

[@97musicaddict]

That's just white Texas mom hair.

[@xSerafina]

I need a tutorial 😩😩😩

[@supernovacowboy]

I can hear the southern accent booming

[@ihavenoname2569]

It’s honestly so stunning.

[@laurynmartinez5954]

Whenever Dobby meows they look at each other and whisper like he’s the weird roommate that they want to kick out. Lmao.

[@maddy.freligh]

Is it Dobby or Dopey? Ik it’s stupid but I thought it was Dopey for some reason

[@sierrahargrave]

Madeline Freligh it is dopey lol

[@camdenliverman7796]

Well it gets worse cause I misread this comment as "whenever Daddy Meows"

[@llm4187]

It is distracting that they respond to the cat we can’t hear.

[@DavidSuh]

Hey Sarah and Brittany! David SUH here :) Brittany, I don't know how you got my last name right at first but kudos to you and Sarah you got it by the end hahaha and you two are HILARIOUS omg. I'm glad you enjoyed my posing posts!

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Holy shit ICONIC 👏🏻

[@Apollo9898LP]

an icon

[@andreawoods6074]

Love this🥰

[@aabbyynicolee]

WE STAN

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

Umm I LOVE you, your pics are SICKENING and you deserve to be a model for Zachary Posen.

[@klaragranc1231]

imagine you take your thrifted mirror down to the parking garage to spray-paint it gold or some shit, and you make the second round to get your supplies, but when you get back the mirror is just. gone. and then, after you recover from the initial shock, you go back to your flat and, still in disbelief, check the garage again, because maybe you were in someone else's parking spot that you didn't realize (you weren't, but, y'know, brain farts) and your mirror is, I shit you not, where you left it, but weirdly, slightly cleaner.

[@natalieparks5428]

Peepeepoopoo Time is the *only* thing keeping me sane through quarantine honestly

[@battle_beanz]

real shit tho

[@chasemiceli]

ditto remy

[@KA-gl5rr]

I went back and watched the old ones too

[@aivlysplath]

Saaaaaame

[@oliviakenna8338]

For real though

[@watchcloudspassmeby]

“Wait, what’s a smart thought?” Had me dying, but “ambidextrous” took me OUT

[@alyssa5971]

I thought brittany was eating butter for a second and i was scared

[@alisonb3131]

Alyssa Wilson **proud?!?!

[@jackieward126]

i am not convinced it isnt butter

[@notsurewhy3263]

@@alisonb3131 ***turned on

[@IzzyDoesntCare1234]

are we sure it’s not?

[@coffeemouth_]

@@sarahschauer3764 jesus

[@chow-der]

brittany looks like a southern mom ready to serve me sweet tea on the forth of July

[@hoppedupouttabedturnedmysw5456]

oh god you just explained my mom exactly

[@calina6120]

“I’m wearing a fat suit that I can’t take off” *same*

[@twistmygrinder4777]

12:21 “Wait, what’s a smart thought??” Immediate response: “Ambidextrous.” This killed me.

[@Lukes_Lightsaber]

Brittany is literally the Human Version of "Get you a Girl Who can do both"- Just saying

[@extracelestial1027]

this sounds great but as another girl who can do both.... I wake up looking like a crazy ass 5 after being a 9 the night before we hate it here it’s extremely humbling

[@catfaustus1904]

French Aids dude Brittany is literally perfect idk how I have the audacity to exist in the same plane as her

[@annamunden9044]

I love how the constant shake in your voice makes it sound like you could cry at any moment, really keeps us on our toes

[@DatVideoDoe]

I’m gonna say it. Switch seats. At this point, it’s like Trixie and Katya and you’re required to stay on your sides

[@kcrowan8154]

They’ve switched it up a ton. This is their original sides. In whatever one Sarah shoves a bag of something frozen up her shirt were these seats. They’ve yet to decide on side and it adds to the chaos

[@shiannekrushe8658]

“Teeth geeps” I died 😂😂 edit: Brittany looks like the 2020 version of glamour shots from the 80’s! 😂 yes queens!

[@gusruck8573]

are we not gonna talk about how they literally just stole a mirror? like was that just the plan to find one along the way? lmao

[@emilyklos8702]

Suuuuure Sarah 😉

[@gusruck8573]

Sarah Schauer hmmm ok ;)

[@rebeccabishop8434]

the mirror was definitely the inspiration for this video

[@StevieMcKenna10]

I'd just take it then lmao it looks like it's in a good condition. Yall could do more mirror pics (without the specks ofc) LMAO 😂

[@cybertree]

They should be stealing mirrors to looks at themselves because they're lookin' EXTRA pretty today, GAH-DAMN!

[@Firefightress]

You guys just feed off of each other’s depression and comedy and it’s my favorite type of humor I laugh so hard everytime I watch you too together

[@squiddyft.insecurities3549]

okay?

[@jazzneal339]

Sarah: it's another episode of peepee poopoo time featuring- Brittany: yyyaaaAAAHHHHUHUOUHOAAHHH

[@gg_3269-c9m]

*PSA for wearing a mask with glasses!😷* I work in healthcare and we’re taught to not twist the earloops because it will open up a pocket for air to get in on the sides of the mask like you can see in Sarah’s video. This doesn’t allow the mask to seal properly to keep everything out. Not trying to bash bc Sarah meant well but I figured I would leave a comment since we want to make sure we’re doing everything we can to stay safe! We are taught to just fit the nosepiece as best as you can to you face and check your seal by blowing air and seeing if it manages to escape out of the mask anywhere, masks with a metal nosepiece are easier to get a good seal with as well. Some kind of mask is better than none! Lots of love to y’all❤️

[@snail7311]

I'm so glad to see someone said it! I was scrolling for this comment😭

[@TheNickleChick]

Medical tape for me on the sides bb

[@shannons3419]

ik this was a year ago but THIS

[@rachell9421]

Brittany has gone from roommate, cousin, to uncle, stepdad Jerry

[@ihavenoname2569]

I still can’t cant believe how beautiful Brittany’s hair is.

[@thorn99thorn]

"Wait, what's a smart thought?" "Ambidextrous." *Laughter* "Why is ambidextrous the most challenging word I can think of?" "I was thinking lemons!" *Insane laughter* ___________________________________________ Also: "Jesus would've loved triple-sec."

[@lea-qj3mt]

Finally nikkie tutorials collabs with mr. incredible

[@egg5915]

I CANT BREATH

[@justanothergirl9298]

Wanker

[@_.mikeyx2]

You didn't- 💀🤣

[@Pixxiduzzit]

Stfuuu 😂😂 im weak af

[@viktor1312]

BRUTALL 😭

[@Set_Free]

Brit lookin like she’s taking her step kids shopping at the outlets, and most certainly plans on spending $500 on each of them because she NEEDS to have a relationship with Anthony’s kids. Like he’s trying all he can to get them to bond, but Katrina is going through her first breakup, and Cassidy is projecting her confused feelings onto her, and even though we know this will pass it’s just really hard to go to sleep every night knowing that the next day may be another let down and Anthony is having a hard time at work, and his mother isn’t helping because she still doesn’t agree with the marriage... WOOOOORK BRIT YASSSS!!

[@asterphy]

Damn...

[@robim.2031]

Damn lmao

[@honeytea1046]

my names katrina and i got scared for a second

[@cassidyh3047]

i'd do it again

[@fie1917]

@@asterphy OMFG

[@Shroomvile]

Brittany looks so good here like oh my GOD and Sarah looks amazing in the ad read too got me over here giggling twirling my hair kicking my feet

[@taniar9607]

“I’m wearing a fat suit that I cant take off” - my new IG bio

[@snail7311]

That's a line from the movie Juno! :) (It's a great movie btw, I would totally recommend it)

[@kaylovestay]

"whenever i speak english my brain deflates" I COULDNT CATCH MY BREATH I WHEEZED SO HARD A LITTLE PEE CAME OUT-

[@megan5923]

i love how sarah laughs like she's in pain

[@bethanymack9241]

Megan shes always in pain

[@BlueGeen]

She really does

[@StevieMcKenna10]

It's the gayness she has so much its like her heart is just filled with happiness 😗

[@_-.__.-_]

david suh looks like how an airline attendent looks when they do the “in the case of an emergency” performance on a plane in his videos if you know what I mean.

[@haleighhaleigh9111]

britnay, girl, we know ur southern but i didn’t know u were “i eat butter” kinda southern

[@KaibaTheKing]

@please she said it was cheese in the video

[@notsurewhy3263]

lmao, only thing more southern than this is if it was pork rinds and butter

[@iridescentaurora268]

haleigh haleigh ‘Twas cheese 🧀

[@ninib1593]

@@notsurewhy3263 my family...... they do that..

[@alittlerobot1469]

@@notsurewhy3263 PORK RINDS DIPPED IN MELTEDBUTTER WITH A SIDE OF SWEET TEA? DID YOU MEAN ANY TIME I VISIT MY AUNTIE?????

[@jordenardo]

"medical nudes" HAD ME WEAK

[@MichellePlatti]

y'all are keeping me GOING during quarantine tbh

[@pandaissmexy1018]

same ❤️

[@epresley8324]

Same!!!

[@Josephxequine]

Same tho

[@DarlingMissDarling]

@@Josephxequine your pfp is giving me everything I need right now. 💫😊👌🏽

[@peacechickification]

KZbin didn’t let me in on this beautiful secret until 2021 and I’m both pleased and sad.

[@zma6779]

'teeth geeps' BURIED ME 😭😭

[@twig2730]

"whats a smart thought?" "uh- Ambidextrious"

[@samhitashantharam8505]

the face that sarah was thinking lemons had me scr eaming

[@thesarahcaitlinshow]

I actually cannot breathe when I watch you two interact-the comedy chemistry is INSAAAANE

[@emma-uo3rt]

“sarah and brittany laugh at their own jokes for fifteen minutes straight”

[@AP-px3ni]

Y’all have such good chemistry and it’s like refreshing to see women put out good funny content cuz y’all I’m tired of these men dominating the platform

[@squiddyft.insecurities3549]

if you’re only seeing men then that’s on you

[@roridominguez2669]

at the beginning i thought brittany was eating a stick of butter and i was like 😶

[@DaviniaHill]

She is.

[@novasummer7976]

butter is yummy

[@hippyki-yay6808]

Gotta get creative when you've eaten all your quarantine snacks

[@makielol8397]

OMG BRITTANY LOOKS SO PRETTY WTFFFF

[@omt28]

they spent the whole video talking about how bad their photos were gonna be and then went and took the most effortlessly gorgeous photos....... we have to stan

[@Hannah22oz]

Brittany can almost never be serious but the few times that she is takes my breath away

[@thefandomchild777]

I absolutely love brittany’s hair! Also i love Sarah’s cat-eye glasses in the sponser segment

[@Prettyinblack277]

Why are they both that gorgeous I’m gay and this is homophobic

[@LieutenantSheep]

Emma Lorentz ACTUALLY THO 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@idkilikeeggos5261]

PERIOD

[@emmettvictor]

Your name is Emma, ofc you’re gay - from a fellow gay named Emma

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@jacobs.7446 that's..the joke

[@neriepalomera177]

No one cares if you're gay

[@ihavenoname2569]

I can not emphasise this enough. These videos give me so much joy. You bring two of the funniest people on the internet and you get this magic.

[@Lorn8766]

As a girl who also has a huge forehead, I feel so validated by these girls wow

[@Hazeydaze92]

I honestly never noticed that they had big foreheads until they pointed it out. I don't think big foreheads are a bad thing, they're actually an attractive trait. Just look at Rihanna, the queen of big foreheads.

[@Juliana-Bub]

I'm 25, and I only recently realized that I have a big forehead because I've had bangs my whole life.

[@michicrj]

@@Juliana-Bub i’m sorry but this is so funny to me 😂😂🤣 like you didn’t know what was going on under the bangs ahahaha !!!!

[@moth.brained]

I love how your videos just feel like hanging out with your best friends

[@slaughterxhaus]

i am so glad miss brittany clarified that she was eating cheese because i was so concerned that she was eating straight butter

[@user-kk6ls8rm4c]

Sarah commented that it was butter

[@pgtaylor7072]

"If you like starch, you'll love my skin" honey ..YES

[@christineleeee]

That first posing tiktok is mine! Thanks for the feature ❤️

[@fionaa1237]

They were really great 💕 !

[@vaporwave4021]

Not even thirty seconds into the video and the energy is absolutely unmatched... I love it here

[@miranda5757]

*PLEASE DO NOT CRISS-CROSS YOUR MASK* I have family members who work in the healthcare field as well do I. Criss-crossing the mask allows anything airborne to enter the now holes on the side, you might as well not be wearing a mask. To avoid fogging your glasses: pull the mask completely under your chin and pinch the bridge of your nose. then slightly bend the mask where the apples of your checks are so it's slightly raised and almost flush against your face. you can use wear your mask with the nose piece of your glasses holding it flush against your face. again *please do not CRISS-CROSS your mask*

[@LoliveOliv]

i was looking for that comment thx 😭

[@mrsclark78]

I was looking for this comment too. She did that and I was like, doesn't that defeat the whole point??

[@kellyburrell4850]

yes, i was looking for someone to say this too!!! not to mention these masks do NOT protect you from the virus, they protect others from you spreading it unknowingly. which is still ruined by crisscrossing.

[@jillianc7485]

it took me *tooo* long to find a comment like this because i was raging lmao i thought sarah, girl, nooooo!! Lmao

[@m1tch3llb]

unless you have a small face like me and it makes it fit perfectly

[@BeatlesNinja]

They are both SLAYING. I want both of these outfits

[@lavender927]

This series is the best thing to ever happen to the Internet

[@emilysarangi9204]

Ok but can we talk about how stunning these two look in this video!

[@sadney7808]

it can’t just be me that thinks sarah sounds dead inside when she does the sponsor voice overs

[@nathalieandparis]

Ahahaha yes! She’s so done

[@emilyrodriguez9995]

FRRR

[@used2jimnasiumm]

y’all should just make a joint channel at this point

[@kaylarodriguez179]

my step dad Jerry always eats cheese with a knife.

[@milazinnia]

god bless jerry, the man of all men.

[@denishaasia0115]

Just wanna leave this comment here to say that Sarah and Brittany both look FOOIIINNEE!!! 😍😍👏🏾👏🏾💯💯

[@Sopjies]

Britany looks like a kindergarten teacher and Sarah is her kid thats just there for some reason

[@jacobmtcastle5741]

Brittany is the teacher and Sarah is the college intern just there getting some certification hours

[@Sopjies]

@@jacobmtcastle5741 lol you right

[@alyssamangum2535]

BRIT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! AHHH

[@matthewlee1949]

Brittany: uses rice instead of glitter Also Brittany: drinks from a Saint Laurent tumblr

[@sarratlili2722]

Cry laughing at this at 3 am is the best thing I've ever done in so long

[@gigantorgeorge]

“You have chin deficiency” made me laugh so hard I dropped my zebra cake out of pure unanticipated surprise

[@faith8090]

George Rabe not the zebra cake 😭

[@debu556]

The pics were gorgeous!! OML yall make me wanna try it too

[@kennedy3924]

you two being roommates is the best thing that ever happened to me

[@SM-kk1xs]

ok the pics were BOMB

[@thesoulporpoise]

“It’s just all ‘before’ nudes” y’all I’m TRIGGERED 😂

[@internetblair]

YALL LOOK SO PRETTY TFFF

[@coldbrewedbat]

I deadass thought Brittany was eating straight butter lmaooooo I'm exhausted

[@user-kk6ls8rm4c]

She was

[@Jackson-sr7ms]

Chloe_P423 no she wasn’t dimwit

[@user-kk6ls8rm4c]

@@Jackson-sr7ms Bruh,,,,, look at Sarah's comment

[@maleighaponce]

Chloe_P423 I mean tbf do you expect her to not troll everyone into thinking Brittany is eating butter? Lol

[@devinelliott2264]

All of these videos are 10+ minutes of pure and absolute chaos and my GOD I love every second of it

[@ashlynn.rachelle]

I don’t know how I ever lived my life without you two.

[@shewanella614]

Ur guys' laughter is so contagious.. omfg I love watching you, you give me so much serotonin

[@shacxly]

I legit discovered this channel yesterday and have just finished a binge and subscribed, came onto my homepage to see you uploaded this 30 seconds ago The lord works in mysterious ways.

[@colbe9849]

okay it is currently 3:36am and this is so unnecessary but i just wanna tell you guys that your videos are legitimately one of the only things that make me smile these days. you are both such lights in this world and i hope you know that you are genuinely appreciated. much love 💛

[@PandabearArchery]

Sarah: Hi guys, welcome back to my channel. It’s another episode of pee pee poo poo time featuring... Brittany: *screaming* Me: Yes, I too scream when I introduce myself to people.

[@atlasdavies3593]

THE CAT EYE GLASSES LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU!!! I just thought you should know💕

[@sunglassfairy7]

brittany looks like the southern aunt that shares her favorite pinterest recipes on facebook

[@glizzielizzzie]

she looks gorgina in this tho 😩😩

[@lindseykate]

I am 2 seconds into the video and I had to pause it to say that you two look so pretty 🥺

[@gio3798]

"what if instead of that dog, it's my head" I LOST IT YALL ARE THE BEST THING EVER

[@akelly58]

Omg the foggy glasses tips is going to save my life! Thank you saraaaah

[@nuclearsailor8315]

wOW BRITTANY AND SARAH MAKING ME QUESTION MY HOMOSSEXUALITY

[@icecreamsandwich79]

this is so funny because you can't really tell if its a diss or a compliment without knowing your gender

[@ascoadia282]

Yeah ngl I was reading this like you were a lesbian/liked woman and just looked at them and went "nope, no. I like men now" and I'm reeling from it...

[@linakillaa4629]

our pfps lmfAofkkfo

[@babyblue7130]

Oh my freaking God y’all are GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!! Period QUEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!

[@abi_rose]

when you said it’s peepeepoopoo time i felt that (because i do be squeezin one out as i type this)

[@eloisecannothandlethis]

Omg Brittney looks like a cool mom in this vid 😭💗 that's like one of the best compliments btw- she looks stunninn🙄💋🥂

[@ianb6658]

Them being insane is the only thing keeping ME sane during quarantine

[@peytonrobin722]

“Jesus would’ve loved triple sec” I’m screaming

[@aminabee2066]

Brittany you look SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!! the hair, the makeup, all of it!!! AMAZING AND STUNNING

[@ingridarmona6526]

y’all are looking absolutely radiant in this video 😍😍

[@ajriffic]

I literally just got done crying over feeling incompetent at work and this video saved my mood, thank you so much for what you do! You are mental health goddesses. 💕

[@sierraschmidt7549]

YALL LOOK SO GOOD OMFG YESSS- GORGEOUS

[@angelitabellemore4439]

i have NEVER been this early to anything before

[@pj-sq9pp]

okay literally why tf do y’all both look SO GOOD in this video

[@catherineb8330]

i’m extremely high right now and kind of having a panic attack and watching your video is calming me down so much.

[@larkasmr1128]

Okay but Brittany is GORGEOUS IN THIS VIDEO HONEY YOU ARE GLOWING

[@KristylikeKrisT]

I've been having a really tough time in quarantine with one of my abusers, and just seeing this video in my reccomended turned my day around a bit. Thank y'all for existing and making the content you do

[@itsbridgetnw]

David’s vids are so helpful tbh lol. On another note - I’ve been binging all of this content that is comedic gold.

[@hailey2796]

i really thought brittany was eating butter until she said it was cheese 😭😭😭😭 the worst part is i didnt even question it

[@jay.sanch87]

You guys look amazing in this video!😘❤️😍😍

[@holysmokes783]

I feel like Brittany would be a great uncle

[@bellap5556]

i’m really happy that someone else eats butter straight off the knife. love you brittany ❤️