Big Green Ogre Movie is DARKER Than You Remember

[@usernameremoved3512]

At this point I’m just watching movies with a random guy on the internet..

[@ninabanana8706]

Several times a day...

[@carlycchapman]

Same

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

Ssh don’t think about it. Just buy into the illusion you have a friend and you’ll feel better. It’s what I do.

[@mammaloz3760]

Best company I’ve had in a while 😂

[@isag.s.174]

And it is so addictive

[@araani8740]

Shrek: no dead people on my table Also Shrek: *eyeball stew*

[@teicreates]

Araani M -well would you butcher a cow on your dinner table? 😆

[@araani8740]

@@teicreates i see i see, only _cooked_ dead people on the dinner table

[@applzd]

@@araani8740 Yup. :)

[@Sun-iw3pt]

They were slug eyes

[@paulgotik]

they could be from some animal, it's just his food

[@simply_a_clown]

I was physically uncomfortable for those few seconds that the light wasn’t green

[@oreodragon7979]

Me too lol

[@beksl5411]

I feel the pain rn. Umm like why not green

[@batmanshousewife]

omg right? I was not going to enjoy it if he kept it blue

[@mayacake803]

I'm still feeling anxious cause i know that at some point it will no longer be green

[@forever_rae9055]

omg i was getting sureal squidward vibes...

[@evelynvas3800]

Dylan: *cringes at the dragon romance* Also Dylan: *crushes on ursula*

[@cjjackson2423]

Yea she’s not a freakin animal 🤣

[@evelynvas3800]

@@cjjackson2423 she's... she's half octopus...

[@cjjackson2423]

@@evelynvas3800 oohhhhhh I’m thinkin of frozen 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️ ain’t her name ursa or sum?

[@evelynvas3800]

@@cjjackson2423 n-no...?

[@cjjackson2423]

Wtf is her name again from frozen. Help a nigga out damn 🤣🤣🤣

[@weebethyboop1700]

‘Although she lives with 7 men, she’s not easy’ Dylan: *Shocked pikachu face*

[@ruya3471]

Could someone explain

[@ruya3471]

@@nika.1575 ohhh thanks

[@kait5304]

But like same, this joke flew right over my head as a kid

[@for.tax.reasons]

Dylan's like "you should be chugging way more respect women juice"

[@WhatRemainsofNovaJames]

I’m so dirty minded but I somehow do not understand that joke 😂

[@soupsnakes181]

Apparently no one remembers the “Shrek is love Shrek is life” thing and that’s why the word Shrek is demontizable

[@wiivi132]

Ok now things make sense 😂

[@karminagaravito]

What's the video about?

[@9annax]

It's all ogre now

[@karminagaravito]

@Multimarvelkru • Oh, but I do.

[@alizaa7550]

Ye smh they ruined shriek :(

[@tiariley3387]

Fiona: *Exists* Dylan: “WHO FEEDS YOU?!”

[@love4soapie]

Bahahahahaha

[@aylacrissman3443]

THANK YOU!! I kept asking my parents that as a kid! (Spoiler, they didn’t know and kept telling me it’s a cartoon and not to think too hard when I comment on it now a days.)

[@ariassosa2610]

The corpses of the knights who failed to rescue her

[@AWinterLullaby]

The funny thing is the movie answers at 12:40 and he doesn't even notice

[@grantpflum6844]

@@ariassosa2610 Funny thing was, I thought you were joking. Then I checked the 12:40 comment. Damn man.

[@Kay-qy9ns]

As a Scottish person i never actually clocked on that they made Shrek Scottish I just assumed thats how Orgres spoke

[@posavka]

Wait wasn’t the voice actor Hungarian or something like that

[@Kay-qy9ns]

@@posavka I mean maybe but it’s a Scottish accent he’s doing

[@user-wo3yd5ke4s]

@@posavka it's Mike Myers......

[@posavka]

@@Kay-qy9ns oh ok thanks didn’t know that

[@posavka]

@@user-wo3yd5ke4s didn’t know, thanks though.......

[@winniexox6598]

Shrek probably isn’t monetize friendly because of Shrek is love Shrek is life.

[@JeLMYnoSHiKi]

Definitely because of that. 👌 People got shrekdt over that video

[@simoneoliver7379]

Are you Shreking me?

[@jaymenno405]

I’m still traumatized by those videos 😂 I can never look at it the same again

[@unie6577]

WinnieXOX exactly wat i thought

[@pluto7449]

But shrek IS love

[@el___ugh]

"Lord Farquaad looks like Cody Ko and Noel Miller." poor short kings

[@lordindulgence]

Smh disrespecting grandfather struggle and racially ambiguous mr unsaved

[@Duhbella]

I love short kings. My bf is the same height as me and i think its perfect.

[@braedenmartin8596]

G I can’t see unseen that know

[@trevorchyz8693]

Kings of the TMG kingdom

[@milmil5350]

Can't unsee it. How TF did he even think of that though? 😁

[@janiedoie]

Dylan *watches a children’s movie from 2001* Dylan: Why isn’t he killing anyone? Why is no one dying?

[@amoreweasley5302]

Haha!!

[@krissybee123]

that's just dylan during any movie commentary. always hoping people will die 😂😂

[@janiedoie]

conspiracy theory very true! haha

[@JJhee1]

I just noticed that the reason why Fiona was ok with eating rats and bugs is because that's what she probably had to eat when she was trapped in the tower. I never put much thought into it but when Dylan mentioned it got me wondering too.

[@Goldeneyesluvsjasper]

Either that or because she's also and ogre...

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

It's because she turns into a ogre at night so she eats whatever at night

[@alexisd6106]

No…it’s foreshadowing that she’s also an ogre just like Shrek is.

[@wiivi132]

Dylan: “Do they have kids? They better not.” Me: “Does he not know there are like four more movies?”

[@luvu1165]

He definitely needs to see the other movies now. xD

[@cl759]

He needs to shut up and get a girlfriend. Though, she would have to be insane.

[@theflowerhead]

@@cl759 That seems unrelated.

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

@@cl759 Does she have to be a complete bitch, too? In that case, you better submit your resume.

[@valdoxtheunmerciful]

@@cl759 I think he has a girlfriend...

[@taylorangelinaa]

“So is he like racist against all fairytale people” -Dylan Mathews, 2019

[@janiedoie]

tom lewis *who cares you can’t reply to a funny comment if you take it too seriously

[@Victoria-je2xw]

@tom lewisstop being mean wtf this is the comment section of a youtube video. stop taking this so seriously it's making you look like an asshole

[@petezahut2432]

These comments aren’t funny regardless. Stop it. Get some help.

[@Victoria-je2xw]

@tom lewis ur a fucking 10 yr old get off youtube and go to sleep

[@janiedoie]

maze who did i quote?

[@Atetrigrams]

“Pick number 3 my lord✌🏽“

[@marbed28]

What about number 4?☝🏽

[@MrParkerman6]

*Muh Lord!

[@anonymousartist80]

Why did he sound like Patrick Star???

[@aki9059]

@@anonymousartist80 STOP 😭

[@lilpau5158]

LMFAOOO

[@tinker7326]

Theory: it’s possible the dragon was feeding her right, but wat was she EATING??? SHE WAs EaTiNG KNIGHTSSS. ( I think) if u go to 12:40 u can see a cookbook about the best parts of a Knight. So it’s possible that Fiona was CANNIAble or the cookbook was just for the dragon

[@Cherubcherry333]

i neverrr noticed that omg

[@bruhkent6895]

Considering how large the cookbook was it was probably the dragon cooking her food

[@Onlyabby-2002]

Congratulations Fiona *YOU’RE* *A* *CANNIBAL* 👁👄👁

[@Prior2Popular]

BRO. I NEVER NOTICED.

[@Savikelle]

Ob my god

[@edensylvester13]

Shrek: *turns a live frog into a balloon animal* Dylan: "he's a pacifist"

[@mae0101]

Ikr

[@paulgotik]

he is just a pacifist to intelligent creatures, he still eats animals.

[@hometowngirl1054]

the mom bear becoming a carpet is the most horrible part of the movie omg 😭

[@sprite5869]

I just noticed that 😭

[@bruhkent6895]

the... show.

[@clairetattersall5951]

It is indeed. But its not a show. Its a movie

[@hometowngirl1054]

@@clairetattersall5951 but people got my point right? mistakes are allowed for non-english speakers :)

[@hometowngirl1054]

@@bruhkent6895 I thought we could use "part of the show" not only for a show but like "part of the story" kinda...but ok, let's learn something new everyday

[@janiedoie]

Dylan: Why isn’t he just killing them!? Also Dylan: *DID THEY KILL THE MAMA BEAR!?* 😨

[@ginopinori]

I’m probably totally, and completely wrong, but Mama Bear didn't invade shrek’s propriety

[@beydanurbasaksnmaz1682]

@@ginopinori no you're right, she didn't, actually couldn't because she was already killed

[@violetnorwen8491]

POOOOOORRR MAMAMMAMAMA BEAR!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@konan2206]

Fun Fact: After Myers had already filmed the dialogue for the who movie, he went back and demanded he rerecord in the accent. EPIC CALL

[@elizajanegoodrich8878]

Shrek: Does literally anything Dylan: He'S a PasIfISt

[@nydrayahhadayah]

Eliza Jane Goodrich he said it as soon as I read this comment 😬

[@itsdemi8105]

Nobody: Dylan: *hE’s A pAcIfIsT*

[@-postapokalypso-7289]

I dont get this stupid no one thing, its not even funny xD

[@wokstar99]

@@-postapokalypso-7289 Nobody: Absolutely No one: Postapokalypso : ItS nOT eVEn FuNnY

[@-postapokalypso-7289]

@@wokstar99 that however I find funny xD

[@brianafoster9552]

Dylan: Why isn’t he killing anyone? Why is no one dying? Also Dylan: (Farquaad gets eaten) This movie is dark

[@taniaj9427]

It just occurred to me that this movie would've been soooo much shorter if he had picked snow white cuz she was literally in Shrek's house lol

[@randomrosa1116]

Fiona: “Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me...” Dylan: WhO fEeDs YoU!? 😂😂😂

[@victoriahighsmith7361]

Shrek the musical ppl SHREK THE MUSICAL

[@stxrry-night]

I think she probably ate rats/mice

[@reeceupton9640]

In the scene where shrek is walking with fiona in the castle... 12:40 in the video. If you pause you’ll see a recipe book on how to eat humans. This is how Fiona ate food, by eating the knights that tried and failed to rescue her.

[@randomrosa1116]

Reece Upton I thought that book was for the dragon since it’s so big (the book is literally bigger than her) and also it wasn’t in Fiona’s room, and she was locked up in her room

[@reeceupton9640]

Random Rosa pretty sure dragons can’t read ... and wouldn’t need a cook book 😂 🤷🏼‍♂️ Also when Fiona is there she knows which way the exit is, therefore she has clearly been down there... who knows 🤔

[@anesiaandrews214]

"Although she lives with 7 other men, she's not easy" I would have never gotten that joke if he didn't mention it. EDIT: Mum I'm famous!

[@millieadams6072]

Zoë Balafoutis she’s the only girl living with 7 men but she’s not willing to sleep with men That’s what I thought but I could be wrong

[@Kikiricki11]

Zoë Balafoutis „Easy“ is also often used for saying „he/dhe is easy to sleep with. They sleep with everyone“. So...yeah.

[@diodaon4898]

@Zoë Balafoutis shes living with seveb man but she is not having intercouse with any, shes not easy to hook up with

[@coco2.2]

omgggg I got it at like 12 yo

[@karolinak7140]

@Zoë Balafoutis what else would you think it means?

[@xMangaAddict]

My question for this movie : how the hell does Fiona's dress not rip when she becomes an ogre?!

[@erinhaury5773]

The same way the Hulk's pants stay on, I'd imagine.

[@nightinghood]

Ronnie Blanc its part of the transformation I think

[@HUNKragor]

Plot armor +movie magic

[@sierraraineymangum9883]

Stretchy

[@MusiCrazyEsperanza]

Of all the questionable logic available to pick apart you choose clothes...

[@bp0ilspill92]

I never knew the "I have to save my ass" was referring to donkey, always thought Shrek was being selfish. Thanks Dylan

[@aleksandrak72]

Dylan:“shriek you’re too reckless” Me sleep deprived : *shreckless* Edit: thanks for the likes guys

[@thatkeren]

Lmao I love this

[@maxxie789]

There’s actually a halloween special called ‘scared shrekless’ I’m not kidding

[@Yahoodoraze]

SAME

[@aleksandrak72]

Keren lol thx

[@aleksandrak72]

maxxie mcnamara lol I didn’t know that damn

[@ReMiXNeoNZz]

So.... Lord Tiny isn't 5'2", he's apparently 4'6” which I find hilarious

[@isabellabean1933]

you mean lord fuck wad

[@spookyskyes7661]

Knowing I'm taller makes me happy

[@leahsawr]

so he’s big ed?

[@annie.277]

Im taller than him :0 Im 4'11 im basically Danny Devito

[@teddybearaf1477]

Say I’m 5’2 and that’s awesome that I’m taller then that fucker

[@torischannel9872]

Dylan: he has to be at least 5’0 to 5’2 Google: “Lord Farquaad is 4’6 in height Dylan: *shook*

[@kathulhurises]

As a 5’2” person, let me tell you that I end up higher than the chest of someone who’s 5’9”. That hurt when he said that. 😭

[@torischannel9872]

Kathulhu don’t worry bro 4’11 life is pretty rad

[@KarenDoesStuff]

Lol kind of proud I predicted Lord Farquad’s height pretty accurate. I’m 5 ft I was like no way he’s 4’7” easy

[@16taysia]

I'm 4 inches taller than him, HAH! 😂

[@savon-katrell7966]

Lord Farquaad Lord Far-kwad Lord Fok - wad Lord Fuckwad?? 🤔

[@julia-if5dm]

so no one's gonna talk about how dylan thinks fiona killing that bird to get the eggs was an accident? cause buddy...

[@lemurcreamer.9908]

Is it not???????????

[@williamwakabi4898]

It is she sings to loud and it explodes and so she decides to cook the eggs.

[@wawaicedcoffee]

@@williamwakabi4898 but she did that on purpose cause she was out looking for food

[@faithjolley6034]

@@wawaicedcoffee She totally did not do that on purpose. It's obvious in her face that she didn't want to kill the bird in order to get the eggs. You can she that she was trying to harmonize with the bird, they were having a bonding moment and she made a mistake and decided to roll with it.

[@hopefullyhelping6664]

@@faithjolley6034And I doubt the eggs would hatch/survive if she left them, even if the were fertilized. Unless there’s a second bird parent (I think it depends on species and stuff), those eggs would be left unattended and rot in the nest. Fiona did the reasonable thing, lol.

[@Elleenn_95]

Does anyone else remember the movie “flushed away” that had hugh Jackman and Kate winslet in it? No. Just me.

[@aaliyahmelissa]

Loved that movie

[@hannahkovalcik2905]

Dude that move was lit🔥

[@hannahkovalcik2905]

Movie*

[@arbuckle6103]

Yes.

[@actuallynathalie4650]

that movie was awesome

[@itsannagrimm]

Nobody: Dylan: Kissing Farquaad must be nice.

[@froggylou4387]

i love how there are no replies

[@xxsmxx3117]

1.1k likes and has 1 reply + 1 mine

[@cassianand0r]

bc there’s nothing to say, everyone simply knows it’s the truth 😍

[@sloanefield6741]

“She enjoys cocaine and cleaning!” -Dylan 2019

[@alexandraaikonika]

Those two probably go great together

[@cheneethompson5756]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulina3223]

Dylan saying that Lord Farquaad looks like a mix between Cody and Noel is brutal

[@phoebusapollo8365]

It just pissed me off 😂 Markiplier was RIGHT THERE

[@malthewriterwizard]

but true

[@lana89001]

Me: *having a integrated midterm tomorrow* Dylan: “IM REWATCHING SHERK” Me: “I literally have nothing to do besides watching this video”

[@thatkeren]

SAME DUDE SAME I have a test at college tomorrow and I’m here I regret everything yet I regret nothing

[@NY-eq6gb]

If this ain't me😂

[@bellonarogue2150]

Same! 😆

[@helenwinter3320]

Good luck!!!

[@GentlyUsedFrog]

SHERK? SHERKNADO? Fund this movie.

[@sariyah3542]

Fun fact: They were doing The Prince of Egypt at the same time as Shrek and working on Shrek was a punishment for the animators of The Prince of Egypt.

[@GrayeIra]

Oml

[@ravendavis3690]

Sariyah punishment for what

[@joy.thaler]

@@ravendavis3690 that's what I wondered as well...

[@paulgotik]

it's way better thow.

[@crowthewicked8344]

@@paulgotik How dare...

[@TheWilcoria]

fioana: rhymes “norm” with “form” dylan: that didn’t even rhyme, what a dumb spell.

[@stonks5909]

ye i was like, “wait, but-“

[@violetnorwen8491]

You spelled Fioana wrong. It's F-I-O-N-A 😊

[@acat1882]

Dylan: If she's 5'9 and he is like half her size then he must be 5'2 Everybody: *B R U H*

[@xya2287]

Theory: Donkey is actually one of the kids that got turned into a donkey and almost got sold to the mines in Pinocchio and he can talk because the slave traders would through back any donkey/kid that could talk -Matpat

[@אוררובין]

wooow that good

[@annan5376]

but thats just a theory.... a film theory. aaaaannd cut. lol

[@SirCheeseEater]

@The Dark Overlord TBH Film Theory is Decent but Game Theory is dog shit that doesn't know what FINAL means... Seriously though every week is just "FNAF FINAL THEORY!"

[@rainbowrose8802]

But that's just a theory 😉

[@UnusAnnusislifelol]

@@SirCheeseEater Yeah but whenever Mat says a Fnaf theory is the "final" one, he finds more evidence and leads to go on about Fnaf's story

[@jills3124]

19:38 "BY NIGHT ONE WAY BY DAY ANOTHER THIS SHALL BE THE *NORM* UNTIL YOU FIND TRUE LOVES FIRST KISS THEN TAKE LOVES TRUE *FORM* " Dylan: "That didnt even rhyme" its so hard to love you sometimes

[@jadonkeydonkey]

Was looking for this

[@d1sk0v3rYcH4nN3l]

underrated comment

[@misfit27]

dylan: "arrows don't ricochet" hawkeye: * confused shrek face *

[@kellieseiler7105]

I shot an arrow at a target and it ricocheted off the target back in my direction. It was one of the most WTF moments in my life.

[@elinordavenport2341]

"she lives with seven men but she's not easy" broke me for a solid ten seconds

[@TheJwa66]

Why is this weird guy on Misoa’s KZbin channel?

[@SleepyRue]

🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

[@ellao2734]

what happened?

[@nadiaverushka]

ikr I miss Misoa where is she

[@curryinahurry1746]

@Zachary Khan Remember that time when this sketchy dude kept touching Misoa's shoulder while he forced her to do skin routine with him? Gives me the chills..

[@kayzzle9084]

I’m getting a weird feeling guys. Should we call the police?

[@Marquiselee1371]

Cody and Noel: exists Dylan: i'm about to end these guys' whole career

[@althealligator1467]

Get off the internet, they don't do grammar correctly here.

[@harrypotterthebest11]

Who?

[@Lovia_]

12:17 to 12:18 Question: "Who feeds you?" Answer: "She eats the corpses of the dead knights once she turns into an ogre during the night."

[@rosygarrido]

Dammmn....That's a thought

[@reginasalieva]

Olivia Welo then what does dragon eat?

[@malslslb5394]

She is like “This sucker didn’t save me from the tower, at least he’s gonna save me from starving”

[@bobbiems3154]

It’s amazing how fiona’s dress expands and gets smaller when she changes from a slender woman to a fat ogre with no stretched seams, no rips and in both forms it is skin tight. Where can I buy me a dress like that when I’m finished eating at McDonald’s?

[@phoebusapollo8365]

Same place where you can buy magic that makes people turn into ogres

[@tokyodeathghoul2313]

What is it with green people and having stretchy clothing?

[@zyonsavery4834]

Fun fact: They had to re voice the whole movie because Shrek’s voice actor wanted Shrek to have an accent.

[@mayfia]

Lmd 🤣

[@chi2om]

Worth it

[@Krtb8818]

“Shrek’s voice actor” aka mike Myers

[@neonpinkmusic]

Actually the original actor passed away

[@yourenotmysupervisor9311]

NeOn JoRdAn yeah it was originally Chris Farley.

[@aurora_rose_luna]

Dylan: "Cody Ko and Noel Miller combined is Lord Farquad" Codel: *offended* Me: *crying laughing* and I oop

[@Akosua411]

I FUCKING CHOKED💀💀💀💀

[@alexavvv]

Aurora Rose hahaha i can’t believe he said that

[@anatosic480]

Why'd he have to roast them like that? 😂😂💀 And he's kinda right... 💀

[@lauratroy13]

Okay optical wise he's right 😂 but never the personality

[@Maria-rj9ys]

cody and noel bout to start a war for that

[@whatthehell4917]

"He farted that fish to death." Dylan. I seriously love how much Eugen- I mean, Flynn Rider you are.

[@winterfromwisthollow]

When Shrek is showering in mud, he is ✨exfoliating✨

[@jeanadonohue56]

Dylan: literally makes the title “Big GREEN Orge Movie” Also Dylan: Ooh! Let’s make the light blue! Cause I like blue. Also Dylan in previous videos: I’m using blue too much, I gotta stop using blue!

[@TheSaiyanPrincess89]

*Ogre

[@kkoga3404]

dylan: shrek is legitimately disgusting gen z: shrek is sexy

[@tickleapickle315]

Shrexy*

[@user-yz4jg7xl7u]

😍😍😍😩💦 shrek

[@Lolzakiyah]

k koga shrek is love shrek is life🥰😍❤️🤪🤩😇

[@lizzzyyslife5729]

We had to watch Shrek for English class, not like an end of term movie for fun but we actually had to analyse the movie for our assignment

[@evlovesbooks]

Okay um, I am so sorry

[@gracelily2358]

that sounds like the best thing ever

[@akiraelai8053]

Wait- what was the prompt ? Like what did you have to do ? I hate when teachers turn something fun into a deep analysis😭

[@crowthewicked8344]

@@akiraelai8053 I bet its the same kind of fuckers who ask you to analyze a ten word sentence

[@HEAVENSMUS3]

@@crowthewicked8344 Ah, so English lit.

[@joykaju]

dylan just figuring out the amount of 'animal cruelty' in this movie at 18:39 as if donkey hasn't been abused the whole movie lmao

[@phoebusapollo8365]

He’s sentient, doesn’t count

[@raymond.portraits]

2:20 Dylan: “Blue” Me: *HOW DARE YOU* Dylan: *looks in the camera laughing* “Ok I can’t” *changes to green* Me: *in relief*

[@tymbarks]

He had the biggest evil grin after turning it blue, like he KNEW

[@tymbarks]

Yep, pause at 2:28

[@Irina-hq1ns]

No one: Not even a single soul: Dylan: he’s a pacifist ogre

[@lizethbecerra9852]

Lorelai pacifist* :)

[@MELTEDBUHTTER]

I read that right as he said it

[@rhiannonsieg2775]

I wanna see Dylan react to a movie while drunk.

[@mooneymagic4521]

Yes

[@unapilipo]

OMG YES

[@jadynb.2092]

Omg yess😭😭

[@sillygirl_444]

he did do a breakdown of the hunger games while drunk haha

[@kileypuckett9396]

Excuse me, beef and a movie?

[@visualprism4006]

The reason the background looks more bland and realistic was so dreamworks could really differentiate themselves from Disney looking ugly and more realistic compared to disneys more cartoony and cute art styles

[@sheyk2721]

Why is no one talking about how Lord Farquad is Cody Ko and Noel Miller’s love child

[@thatjedifromgallifrey6663]

No one: Not a single soul: Dylan: *hE's a pAcIfiSt*

[@ObiEdits]

well, he is not wrong tho.

[@amandaandanaya2884]

No one: LITERALLY NO ONE: Dylan: doesn’t she say ‘sHrEk tHat BiG gReeN bItCh ‘

[@Cantmakeupmymindonaname]

So did anyone else realize? Princess Fiona married Farquaad, "that makes me King, see?! see?!" Which makes Queen Fiona a Widow on her wedding day, were she proceeds to marry Shrek. Doesnt that make "King Shrek and Queen Fiona of Duloc"?

[@folded_pizza]

you could argue that the marriage of Fiona and Farquaad wasn't legitimate because it wasn't consummated, it wasn't unheard-of around succession lines

[@Cantmakeupmymindonaname]

@@folded_pizza that is fair, also how the public (who was forced to watch) felt about that would sway what they told the other people of duloc (and possibly other village's near-by)

[@amberslahlize7961]

Not if the priest/bishop said "by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife." We didn't hear that part though.

[@Cantmakeupmymindonaname]

@@amberslahlize7961 i did not think/realize that was necessary

[@amberslahlize7961]

@@Cantmakeupmymindonaname Of course it is. ^_^

[@oldmanmammoth5364]

Dylan: look at the boring backgrounds, this is how you can tell when this was made. Dreamworks: *LAUGHS IN PRINCE OF EGYPT*

[@Brootnoot]

Fun fact, working on Shrek was a punishment for the animators of Prince of Egypt

[@oldmanmammoth5364]

QueenofKiwis that is a fun fact, thank you!

[@Brootnoot]

@The Dark Overlord i wouldn't say they themseoves are dickheads, but apparently everyone thought Shrek was going to flop and it wasnt fun to work on (unsure on this claim)

[@space_air6074]

@@Brootnoot But the Prince of Egypt is a phenomenal film... so why punish them for something that's good?

[@space_air6074]

Also, I know this is a joke but the backgrounds are realistic in that film....

[@ainenicholgain7827]

dylan: how much editing, slow mo and speeding up, should I do??? also Dylan: yes

[@hechernandez]

“I’ve decided to watch a monster movie” “Shrek” 😂😂

[@talyashaw3976]

*Dylan:* Constantly in favour of characters being maimed and killed and general violence *Also Dylan:* Believing Fiona killed the bird by accident

[@leannes8745]

When Dylan tries to copy Shrek’s accent,I get flashbacks to when he was doing Myles accent in the Love Island game series 😂

[@InshasChoice]

💀😂

[@ahmeraspencer4774]

That gave me PTSD lol

[@leannes8745]

Ahmera spencer if I remember rightly,he did every accent apart from Scottish.Russian,Italian and a few others 😂

[@hbacon4u]

nobody: dylan: actually posts on a monday

[@nikolakozlowska6447]

us: surprised pikachu face

[@izzymartino6319]

"You haven't lived if you haven't experienced shrek" -Dylan, 2019

[@oyayayaya9420]

I can’t believe I’ve been binge watching a grown man doing a commentary of various films, including movies like this one. I don’t know what and how you did it but so far you’re doing great at it.

[@podoke]

Farquaad: tortures a living being by snapping off both its legs dylan: "what a gangster"

[@OzzyPonders]

Better title: Ogre Daddy is rougher than we thought

[@jasmine511]

Luis Downme good morning to everyone except you

[@tatiannawilliams6733]

ah i see u also r on that side of the internet

[@jamilahhudgins1746]

People may judge you for this but not I

[@milliaboo765]

i can’t believe you made me read this with my own two eyes

[@abyssoffortitude]

@@milliaboo765 lol

[@isawbela]

dylan: second one almost made a billion dolars dylan obviously, the second one is the superior one

[@juliocesarg.r.1238]

Gabriela Palima absolutely

[@aliyah202]

Gabriela Palima only intellectuals know that shrek 2 is the best out of the 4 😊

[@3103-q6z]

the second and third are god tier

[@MandiM94]

The fact that the curse very clearly rhymes and Dylan goes on about how it doesn't... that's a very Dylan thing so I'm not even annoyed 😂😂

[@luciafuentes892]

Dylan: “he’s probably 5’2” Me (being 5’2): 👁👄👁

[@evlovesbooks]

It's okay, he's actually 4'6"

[@keeleymoyle7846]

u not an ugly short guy tho

[@neuzarodrigues4441]

my exact reaction ahah

[@zeeo3147]

same I felt hurt

[@zeeo3147]

@@Sally-hc5bz Dylan is 6'4 so he wouldn't see a girl that is 5'9 tall even tho it is. I'd say 5'7+ is tall for a girl. Im 5'2 sigh

[@remxc4841]

Who thinks Dylan should dress up as flinn rider for Halloween even tho he might be a bit old for it

[@HUNKragor]

You're never too old to cos play

[@remxc4841]

agrred

[@nerdfightercommenter6969]

I'm sure he's got halloween parties to go to at some point

[@codered2358]

Right now

[@juliamazonidasilvapereira4327]

@@HUNKragor True

[@mintyglitches]

me: donkey reminds me a bit of dylan 1 sec later dylan: i think donkey has brain damage or something me: oop-

[@amsteichelmann]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 OMG

[@purpleloverpurplelover1523]

That's funny 😂😂😂😂

[@GoddessGirl2121]

“You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!” This is one of the best insults that I’ve ever heard! I love it!

[@azariaflett1650]

I could’ve gone my whole life never realising they killed mumma bear

[@parisl1543]

same

[@lena-r7w8l]

Oh SHI

[@mish375]

I never realized that either until this video.

[@delicateparkloey]

“Stairs? I thought we were looking for the princess!” Dylan: *demonic chuckle*

[@spookyrat503]

11:24

[@yelena_]

"Kissing Farquaad must be kinda nice" - Dylan, 2019

[@anerepousi]

The great thing about these classic films is that it doesn’t even matter that the backgrounds are boring, just shows how well written these characters are and the story in general to not be phased by it. Did not need fancy backgrounds to be a great movie and that’s what I love. Shriek is a great classic for sure!

[@ramblingrae99]

Dylan: Shrek, you're too reckless Me, an intellectual: he's too shrekless

[@leilamoh878]

Rachel Rogers I support you

[@siastr5324]

*IM CACKLING*

[@yarimartinez5329]

I Stan you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@miabecerra2611]

dylan: "doesn't put shrek in the title to stay monetized" also dylan: *gets demonetized anyways*

[@artloveranimation]

The spell did rhyme: “this shall be the norm... take love’s true form”

[@lfgmbby]

2:27 the way he smiles at the camera is adorable

[@naturalbby1722]

He’s just too cute

[@AbigailD23]

"And they weren't even alive... that I know of." Toy Story making us all believe our toys are alive to this DAY.

[@SleepySoundsxoxo]

Dylan: I probably would have gotten that joke till I was 17 Me: finally getting the joke at 17

[@lureyas]

Lexi R lol same

[@rosesermon9377]

I never realized how much animal cruelty was in this movie. XD

[@modestoctopus14]

I always thought Shrek was dark but didn't stop me from watching it every day till my mom said she had enough

[@annasedlock3101]

ME TOOOOO

[@reagan3846]

"Shrek" is probably demonised after that weird Shrek porn era

[@lavendarlingv]

Oh god

[@karaschillo]

uh shrek what now?

[@soldc]

And the Sherk is love Shrek is life thing

[@elisejackson2854]

@Summer Rose yep. the shrek is love, shrek is life crazy ish.

[@one.of.no.kind_]

@@elisejackson2854 SLSL ruined monetization, but boy howdy were viewers' reactions worth it.

[@SteamPaladin]

"You know who Farquaad looks like?" Markiplier: "I sense a disturbance in the forcE."

[@spoopyblogs]

E

[@jolielive3]

Dylan turns the lamp blue. Me: It's a misdirect.

[@ipek6851]

This just reminded me that the sequel is a MASTERPIECE and I need to rewatch it

[@melaniechiriacescu7876]

Donkey is the best character in my opinion. Like you can’t dislike him. He’s just so likable and cute

[@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz]

And what Shrek thinks of him, annoying as hell.

[@nansiipii9018]

@@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz they're literly best friends now he just didnt like new people

[@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz]

@@nansiipii9018 Some people feel that way, you know. Some characters in the media and some people in real life.

[@nansiipii9018]

@@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz yeah they do so ?!

[@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz]

@@nansiipii9018 So they're not used to it at first.

[@skyemadisyn163]

Dylan: “Arrows will bounce but the won’t have the force to penetrate your butt” Me and Dylan: yikes

[@retheply8092]

"True love's first bang right after" I cried

[@moonlightval13]

Hi! Just wanted to say thank you for the conversation we had 5 years ago over dm’s, where you were extremely kind, genuine, helpful and inspirational. We talked about chasing our dreams. I was 17… now i’m 22 and about to graduate from Film School. And that conversation still holds a very special place in my heart. Thank you ❤️ We all love you