Fallen: The Failed Successor to Twilight

[@rubyspot..]

"Her blandness is so intense that it attracts mythological creatures" basically summarizes every book that got published during the year span of 2005-2016

[@infireandice9055]

That quote 😭 I’m sure there’s some in books I’ve not yet heard of, but for once I’d like a supernatural YA movie adaptation to have a bright, bubbly female lead. Not second or third lead, but THE lead. AND NO BLUE OR GRAY FILTERS. I hated the blue filters in Twilight. If the story alone can’t create the supernatural mood, the filters just make it depressing and boring. I mean, look at TVD! Yes, I know it’s a show, not a movie, but just watching the Pilot episode is 🤩 You just know it’s a supernatural story, and yet it’s sunny in Mystic Falls! And there’s no blue or gray filters! And Elena isn’t bland. (But that’s not the kind of female lead I was talking about in the beginning of this comment. No, I was thinking more like Caroline Forbes, except not blonde. I feel like there’s two extremes in the media: The stereotypical mean blonde girl, or the stereotypically fun blonde girl while the brunette is the “less” fun one.) And watching Twilight without the blue filters...you see it more clearly what’s wrong with the movie. There’s no personality to it. I want sunshine! I want natural colors! I want humor! Who said supernatural YA romances can’t have it all?

[@rubyspot..]

@@infireandice9055 writers who wanted to sell. Sadly, most writers write whats trending even if they don’t understand it completely

[@Janabraat1234]

I understand the blandness of the character is supposed to be so girls can easier project themselves on to her, like a blank canvas sort of situation (not saying I like it though!) 😁

[@rubyspot..]

@@Janabraat1234 that’s a possibility i haven’t thought of, i thought that the writer was just too lazy to actually develop a personality, male characters tend to be more dimensional, (not like they have many layers, but at least one more than female)

[@tiffprendergast]

@@infireandice9055 Tvd?

[@BATTIS94]

To be fair, I would be pretty scared if a cloud suddenly attacked me. That's not normal cloud behavior.

[@SeptembersOblivion]

Yeah, I gues the cloud was kinda low and walking through a lonely forest, feeling lonely. He definitely didn't expect someone else there, so he felt a kinship with her, surely she will understand his pain. Bitch runs away, no one undestands emo cloud.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Depends on where you live. In soviet russia, clouds attack you frequently.

[@seanc9520]

Might give you meatballs

[@AQRose-hs8og]

I honestly don't know if this is supposed to be sarcastic but if it is, it's funny-

[@dimatadore]

Lol 💀

[@madisonthomas3970]

The green screen, he's evolving

[@whateveryouhearditwasntme4109]

He’s now in his mega form

[@or_p5376]

There have been like 3 videos with it

[@briapryor1709]

The budget

[@madisonthomas3970]

@@or_p5376 somehow just realizing it haha😂

[@angelizespino883]

He on x game mode

[@easternlights3155]

"Even if it means being locked up, I'd rather be me than pretend to be something I'm not just to fit in," said no-one with a mental illness ever. But yeah, having hallucinations is SO quirky!

[@OrionPaxG4]

I hate this whole “I want to be me than conform to society” excuse that’s used here. The character is sacrificing so much of her freedom to be who she is when all she is, is a blander ripoff of Bella. This guy is right, it really is just a bait to lure in people who feel ostracized or socially awkward people

[@crimsonstrykr]

People forget that wanting to be mentally and psychologically functional isn't conforming to social norms

[@ianhammock4564]

"Ma'am, your hallucinations and vague mental illness are a direct and proximate cause to the death of a CHILD. By not taking them, you constitute a danger to yourself and others. Just taking the fuckin medicine."

[@kman9884]

Yeah if anything they’d just pretend the hallucinations went away or say they’ll take the meds then immediately stop once they’re out. Or maybe assault the therapist and need to have an orderly or two come in to restrain them.

[@anisoderberg6226]

I had several psychotic episodes, and those meds really changes you in depht. So no, most people with these experiences do not want their medication.

[@matter8138]

It looks like he's gonna make worth every single penny of that green screen.

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

Every time....

[@joonhopeschimatejinskookie899]

Well of course he's gonna. It's Flynn Rider we are talking about 😌😌😂😂🤣

[@matter8138]

@@joonhopeschimatejinskookie899 LOL

[@ko-lq7vu]

i’m just replying bc your name is a masterpiece

[@ky12x]

as he should lmao

[@shreyasachdev3160]

This whole video is just Dylan trying to decide which is worse: His warm beer, or this movie

[@cupidzn6351]

The movie😆

[@ejedwards988]

It's a warm corona xtra. Bruh death, I choose death.

[@shreyasachdev3160]

Ej Edwards lmaoo

[@BenefitCounterbench]

... it's not like _cold_ beer tastes better.

[@parkchimmin7913]

@@BenefitCounterbench I mean, beer sucks regardless. But wouldn’t you prefer cold water over warm water too?

[@prarthnakashyap9634]

Dylan trying to convince himself that he likes beer for 22 minutes straight

[@viktoriabrun6345]

it's corona

[@chatshired]

We have to respect his commitment to the concept

[@nicarmendariz9079]

Right like just make your self another drink man🤣

[@an_unpleasant_or_stupid_person]

Let's rephrase that......: Dylan trying to convince himself he likes WARM beer.

[@JasmineCartwright]

🤣🤣🤣😂

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

As a devout Roman Catholic, I can confirm we have multiple scriptural passages depicting the epic love saga between Satan and knock off Bella Swan.

[@MakaelaSmith-zz9sw]

And those angels.... the most biblically accurate depiction I've ever seen.

[@boytype]

tru

[@SarutaValentine]

‘Knock off Bella Swan’ 😂

[@ab-vz4ps]

Dylan is so offended by the sour patch kids that he's now resorting to beer

[@lighteningdagger2365]

I mean the darkness that this comment holds needs more rewards than just 77 likes

[@lighteningdagger2365]

Sour patch, save Dylan

[@kristinmarkussen9016]

Why is he offended he loves sour patch kids?

[@nishacooly98]

Kristin Markussen because they didn’t sponsor him

[@kristinmarkussen9016]

N Ohh, that’s so sad poor dylan

[@Thatdumbgremlin]

As someone who swam all four years of high school, the fact that this dude chose Butterfly to swim away from her in that scene is hilarious. It's such a flex that I cannot be mad at it.

[@jeanlejean]

I went to the comments section for this exact comment 😂

[@thelegendoflife7392]

😂😂😂🤣🤣😭 Dylan "he broad stroked away" 😩😫

[@-faramoluwanbi-6469]

Ikr like any normal swimmer would maybe freestyle, at most breastroke but butterfly like why?? all your energy for nothing😂

[@geo2704]

For real, been a competitive swimmer for 10 years and that shit is literally so extra 💀

[@raveniaswan6672]

Like bro do you KNOW how out of breath and tired that swim makes you? And the fact that he did it perfectly as well I'm CRYING 💀💀

[@chellymurphy]

I wish his chair was green so it looks like he’s floating

[@katelynalysee0527]

Next video: *gets a green chair* Please do ittttt😂

[@rmoonchildx]

Yessss hahahahaha

[@hbee9704]

I need this

[@jagelskardey]

watch him make this come true haha

[@hayleeann1955]

Yes.

[@jagodadaniluk6634]

I've read all four of those books back in my teens, and my main conclusion up to this point is - you could make two books out of it and lose none of the plot.

[@kyleellis1825]

You could have written a short story and still kept everything special about the story.

[@mishynaofficial]

Money, money money!.. Oh, different youtuber, right...

[@tenprettyflowers]

I read the first 3 books, and my teenage self absolutely loved them but by the 4th book I was just like wtf did I read

[@SoneaT]

I liked the plot so I read all 4 books in my teens! But I honestly can't remember anything from the 4th book! Only that everything felt ridiculous and dragged! I know I liked Cain, which the autor killed of! The Ml ( devil) Was overly possessive and not likable a few times. On others he was daring😂. But after the twilight series so many books wanted to ride on this and failed. This one was one of the better ones!

[@miaria2049]

Agree with this. Could've been better books.

[@Sad_Soraya]

The amount of research Dylan did for a movie that he hates, like that’s dedication to his viewers.

[@flyaway3374]

That's why i like him. Unlike other youtubers who do commentaries like this just to roast movies

[@noelhonig4516]

"The amount of research" you mean he read bad reviews without ever reading the books or watching the movie and then thinking he got a right to shittalk about it??? He literally has no clue what he talks about.

[@Sad_Soraya]

Noel Honig lol the shade is real. This whole video is about him watching the movie and commentating on it so....yeah, he acc watched the movie, and has an opinion on it and so has the right to express those opinions. it’s okay if it’s one that may not align with your own. I mean at the end of the day it’s all subjective. Even so, he’s funny so he gets bonus points.

[@noelhonig4516]

@@Sad_Soraya the way he refers to twilight makws me doubt that he saw fallen, bc its not even close to it at all..

[@Starlight-zg6jq]

@@noelhonig4516 really...you really think that...? Do you know how dumb you look right now?

[@Sierrab11]

Dylan: She’s not attacked by a person Me: OH she’s attacked by an animal Dylan: She’s attacked by a cloud Me: 👁👄👁

[@babylonprojectillustration2014]

*S C A R Y*

[@goaway5378]

yeah this was quite stupid

[@ronniebunny9150]

Yeah, in the series Lost, there was a mystery monster cloud attacking people. Im guessing the writer got the idea from the series because it was released before the book in 2004

[@rileybrown8971]

It was some kind of shadow of the past that was drawn to her because of who she was and she was scared of it because each one of them pretty much hold a past life and every time she went into one she watched herself spontaneously combust and die from what I remember. She eventually chose to go into them and watch herself die because she just had to know what the truth was because broody kept wanting to run away because if she remembered or kissed him she would fucking explode but still couldn't keep his lips to himself and leather jacket was like fuck you keep your hands to yourself and stay away from her completely or you'll kill her you fucking idiot. And then broody is all like you can't trust leather jacket because he chose Lucifer's side and he's a bad guy and shes like omg I can't believe you leather jacket I trusted you. There's nothing wrong with broody in fact he was only put here for jaywalking. Idk how tf that happened. A school for the worst of the worst and somehow broody ends up there for jaywalking. The chick that dies in the beginning is trusted to work with the records so she tells her new friend satan's ex that her crush broody isn't as bad as the rest of them cause he didn't actually do anything bad. And somehow her and broody are insanely in love even though god specifically made her FOR Lucifer which is why her name in every incarnation is some sort of relation to his. God made her satan's fucking soul mate. And broody just wanted to be loved and thought she was perfect for him and HIS soul mate. Honestly, I think the books were well written (better than twilight and I mean grammar wise because there were actually some misspelled words in twilight that they missed and I can't really remember any errors in fallen. There probably are some but I don't remember anything as stupid as something being misspelled. ) but the plot was like wtf. I'm now questioning whether the whole thing was come up with while sober or the author was on all kinds or drugs along with alcohol.

[@teriyaki_chick]

Every time Dylan drinks the beer, he looks like a 12 year old girl experiencing cramps for the first time.

[@natl5692]

I felt that

[@emilysunaz9727]

Damn I actually laughed out loud at that. Because same.

[@insanealien4856]

LMAOO

[@arnav8606]

I am 14. But i don't know what's cramps???

[@thecryptidGrey]

@@arnav8606 They mean period cramps. If you're fourteen and haven't gotten yours yet, lucky you...😅

[@Lizzy3D]

Tbh the third book was bomb. She basically traveled through time trying to stop the devil from catching her, and she discovers a whole lot of different histories through it

[@almamater489]

Let's not forget, bonding eith her friend gargoyle, and then it turns out he was playing against her all along

[@lastquarter3992]

@@almamater489 You guys are unlocking my memories one by one

[@BeKindCoco]

Dylan is now responsible for over a million people suddenly knowing about Fallen. If it gets a surge in illegal downloads it is 100% because of this video

[@KatieE907]

It’s on Hulu.

[@vedarao_0]

Also planning to read it....thats on him too😂

[@lemon4087]

It's already being shown on movies now or smtg. Perfect when you're doing two things at a time n wanna watch a movie playing in the background 🍿! Ntg to miss out on cuz ntg happens 😁😁

[@justdigne3791]

FACTS!!!

[@lindsaysmith5638]

@@vedarao_0 the books are much better than the movie

[@noeulwah3782]

why's no one talking about how this girl is having visions, set a house on fire, is responsible for killing a boy and is locked up in a clinic - yet the writer introduces her as an "ordinary" girl 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@talea9593]

Dylan literally talks about all of those points.

[@TheREALSimagination]

I think that's why he was practically using air quotes when he said it.

[@alexforce9]

Isnt that what all girls do durring the summer break? Im getting conflicting information here.

[@angstbringer2992]

Also that's kinda the norm for "ordinary girls" in most YA novels :'D

[@happyjellycatsquid]

Omg she that’s true, she’s basically insane

[@mariakilson5851]

She is born, they kiss, she dies. Forever. Until time ceases to exist. And they NEVER get to second base.

[@-aeshe-4951]

omg

[@KimLoves1D]

Maybe if they did she'd live...

[@kathylennerds750]

Just fuck without kissing, like Goku did. Easy!

[@andreeadc321]

@hello is it me youre looking for whole book... Everyone of them😅 but the series have an ending..hallelujah 😁

[@mrs.katsukibakugou115]

All the twilight remakes in a nutshell

[@erinedwards209]

Thinking about how Dylan should start a fan fiction review series

[@Aryan_H1]

My immortal?

[@erinedwards209]

@@Aryan_H1 PLEASE

[@aeoligarlic4024]

It's intriguing but i think that's kinda harsh. Fanfictions are made by amateurs who just want to have fun

[@fatimazafar8907]

@@aeoligarlic4024 I think they meant fanfics which were later published as their own series (my immortal, 50 shades etc)

[@actually-granola]

When he pulled up the list of books about angels, like half of them were mortal instruments lol.

[@sparklight0964]

Natalia Velasquez True even tho the Mortal Instrumentals is about Shadowhunters not angel lovers you barley see angels in The Mortal Instruments

[@actually-granola]

Sparklight 0 that is very true

[@jankauskaite_morta]

Ahahahahaha love that

[@orimengu]

@@sparklight0964 yeah in Spanish it's straight up called "Cazadores de Sombra"

[@itownie]

@@sparklight0964 technically they're part angel

[@mercyxmutual]

The green screen has really upped the comedic quality here Dylan. What an investment

[@FoxFelineProductions]

He is in fact a rich Hollywood man

[@mimicatmoon]

What are you talking about he just teleports

[@michi93chan]

Didnt like it.. prefer the circle

[@iciajay6891]

I'm here for it.

[@Isabel_fit]

Michaela Mizan i preferred the circle as well!!

[@bishopsjourney7485]

Dylan: spits the beer back in the bottle Also Dylan: still drinks the beer

[@lydiapersson2475]

I was looking for this comment😂

[@Moerighan]

When Dylan says Luce and the captions call her Loose, I laugh every time. 'Loose goes to a party in the woods with a bunch of psychopaths' 'Our girl Loose is about to get some lip action 😂'

[@wisconsieee]

This REALLY made me laugh😂 thank you

[@amazingaj3895]

Fun fact: In the pool scene, the stroke that the male is doing is called butterfly or fly for short. So i guess you could say that he flew away.

[@denisenewton5107]

The water from behind looks like wings too. So yeah total agreement. He "flew" away

[@dracocrusher]

God, that's totally their intention, isn't it? There's probably an entire paragraph in the book about how the water looks like wings as he 'glides through the water' or something.

[@we.genuinely.think2882]

@@dracocrusher it's been a while since I read the book, but if I remember correctly, yes there is a scene like that 😂

[@Vexin980]

@@we.genuinely.think2882 Do you really think you'd even need to read it to know it's in there?

[@simplebeauty120]

Thank you for that.

[@faithkap]

when he said this book was about angels, then her name was Luce, I 100% was expecting her to be a gender bent satan or at least his daughter

[@als2480]

Omg I haven't read the books but this would have been AMAZING

[@faithkap]

@@als2480 right? it also would have made more sense as to why god kicked dude no 1 out

[@belatedbirthday7257]

You're actually not that far off tbh

[@janeyrusk8609]

Lucifer was in love with her when she was and angel in heaven, her name was Lucinda I think

[@solus8685]

Don't you mean Lucifer ?

[@inessa8332]

dylan: *spits beer inside bottle* also dylan: *proceeds to drink his regurgitated beer*

[@_Coe]

I was here looking for this comment 😂🙅🏽‍♀️

[@catnumber6967]

Two days ago I saw a clip from Slaughtered Vomit Dolls so this couldn’t hurt me ✌️

[@UnCreativeBeliever]

@@catnumber6967 Hello fellow May fan lol

[@krissybee123]

Also complains about how bad it tastes 😂

[@catnumber6967]

Bethany N YO :D

[@eshitasahu]

The rewatchability of this video is insane This has become my comfort video

[@sabbiemoon]

Dylan: no one has read this books. Me: I have... *tries to think about a single thing I can remember about the book... Maybe I haven't....

[@xochiltcort360]

Something about reincarnation. And rebirth

[@xochiltcort360]

And then the female having a fling with the devil

[@lonewolfdragon8751]

And she was also an angel

[@arianagarcia4782]

The feeling of betrayal, that's all I remember

[@karupe9982]

I red one and a half xd

[@mikeynolikey9747]

He looks like he should be finding Atlantis in a Disney animated classic

[@GoddessLuna23]

LMFAO, YESSSSSS!

[@crystalimera644]

I died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@georgeannem6402]

Petition to have Dylan as the Live Action Milo Thatch

[@mikeynolikey9747]

@@georgeannem6402 consider it signed

[@ely1508]

Hollywood pleaaaase

[@saraofisla]

*Dylan: "the book has 475,145 ratings on Goodreads, that's more than Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone + Fifty Shades of Grey COMBINED"* *also Dylan: "now what I said is not true in the slightest BUT-"* i love this mans humor

[@genpaquette8197]

yeah when I heard that I was like.: umm I don't think so sis

[@blackfulminata9663]

he had me there lol

[@cozyreaderspack3975]

Yes, I live for this humor and this whole new green screen(?) it’s kind of fun really😂

[@thetiniestpirate]

Rediscovered the books at my parents house a month or so ago and am genuinely enjoying rereading them though I am thoroughly aware 90% of that enjoyment is nostalgia.

[@Polcka]

Dylan: her name is Luce wich stands for? me: Lucifer? Dylan: Lucinda big gasp

[@taniaochoa5704]

Flora Polcari I thought it stood for “Lucifer” too 😂

[@nobodycares2820]

It goes deeper, because the meaning of lucinda is the same as lucifer,

[@withlovejae]

Same lmao

[@picnicsheesh7762]

Omg I was thinking the same 😳

[@picnicsheesh7762]

@@nobodycares2820 Ah I see 👌

[@kikigopie419]

Dylan: ugh this beer is gross Also Dylan: *keeps drinking it*

[@LisaKokx]

Me, accidentally skipping over the first part of the title: "oh haha this is going to be stupid let's laugh" Me, after the realization: *anxiously looks at all four of the fallen books on my shelf next to all four of the twilight books* Let's just say that 14 year old me thouroughly enjoyed reading the books under the summer sun, and 17 year old me was exceptionally disappointed by the movie.

[@starfire9511]

I still have all 3 series on my shelves. That includes all the main mortal instreaments.. :)

[@Smandythk]

Omg me too all three series 🥺😅👏🏼

[@KriksisB]

such a mood like the books were pretty good but the movie was awful

[@-aeshe-4951]

omg i cant wait to read fallen, i know ill fall in love with Mr. I Care!

[@LisaKokx]

Star Fire The Mortal Instruments is actually my favourite book series! I love the other series taking place in the shadow world as well.

[@rat-xo7mj]

Cannot believe that Dylan glossed over the fact that her friend is unironically named *Pennyweather van Syckle Lockwood*

[@sawanna508]

Oh, and I thought some of the names I came up with are wierd. this is a completley different level.

[@martinajukic2008]

This movie was actually in cinemas in my country, and there was a discount one day so the tickets were about $2 so I went to see it. Around 15 people in the room, everyone laughing and groaning throughout the movie, and after the last scene a guy from the back goes "what. the fuck" and we all just look at each other like 'no one shall ever speak of this again.'

[@franny7997]

AHAHAHAHAH sounds funny

[@cnr0118]

That's amazing 🤣🤣

[@chouamatada2]

lmfaoooo

[@jaeminscoffee7299]

What country?

[@liurabaum8746]

ajahahahahajajjahaha

[@kitcat4058]

Fun Fact: The actor in this movie that plays Edward, I mean whatever the main love interests actual name is, was the first choice to play both Peeta in The Hunger Games and Four in the Divergent movies and turned both roles down, but for some reason he accepted the main love interest in this💀

[@EliSoza23]

ufff

[@Parasiteve]

his publicist: twilight is more famous, do that instead of this hunger games bullshit that people will forget about in a week

[@Pompadourius]

Daaaaamn, he seriously screwed himself over. lmao

[@sonder_12]

His name is Jeremy Irvine. He played Pip in Great Expectations and Adam in Now Is Good.

[@Spaceczarina]

i could totally see him as Four

[@bethanym1865]

"Gotta love Hamlet," he says immediately after saying Romeo and Juliet.

[@etherealmushroom846]

He's probably drunk already

[@swordsmithing]

He also referred to chapters in a play, so....

[@IAmMsMystery]

That's the joke

[@edorasmarauder5761]

I thought, "You can't be drunk already," when he said that.

[@MinionofNobody]

The black clouds were no doubt left by land squids. Land squids are the little known murder accomplices of land sharks.

[@raidenquill]

I feel like this comment would be fit for a Reddit thread 🤣

[@MamaJayde]

Do I not understand words? What does this mean? Pls halp

[@MinionofNobody]

@@MamaJayde There was a skit done on Saturday Night Live in the 1970s. It involved land sharks coming to homes and eating people. It was funny just because it was so darn stupid. The bit was brought back in a few subsequent episodes. It has become something of a cultural touchstone for people in a certain age group. In regards to my post, the idea of the black clouds reminded me of the dark clouds squid leave in water - except these dark clouds were on land so they must have been left by land squid. Because I am in that certain age group I mentioned, it inevitably reminded me of the silly land shark SNL skit all of those years ago. So, I conflated the two. Feel free to think of it as some random neurons misfiring in my brain.

[@thedarklrd6714]

​@@MinionofNobody yeah, I make weird, out of context reference jokes like that sometimes. I really want to tell people, but then I realize no one will know what I'm talking about

[@malegria9641]

god fucking dammit, take my like

[@eugeniandewa3808]

When Dylan realizes that there is a full version of the movie on KZbin for free😬

[@sydney7354]

Lmao

[@heartfullbutterfly314]

@Black Ninja I mean you can screen record the video save that video then edit it down so techically yes just takes some extra work

[@for-books-sake967]

Lol I just made this same comment! 😅

[@dangermenatwork]

@@heartfullbutterfly314 you could just download the MP4 off a youtube to MP4 converter, you don't have ti screen record it

[@BarelyTsunami]

Dylan: *doesnt mention rent price again and now has a green screen setup* Me: He’s movin on up in the world

[@ayaha5357]

He mentioned the green screen set up in another video but I was sad he didn’t mention the rent price again :(

[@skarletcharity]

He has the budget for BEER now.

[@frank7230]

he rich RICH now if he can afford beer

[@Gurvinder3]

Dylan has given up on his old movie watching style ... he's now decided to insert him in the movie

[@paytongegare9555]

I'm not gonna lie, by the time he introduced the academy aspect of the story, I quite literally thought "...I should watch this, it looks good :)" right before he said "compile those elements and what do you have...a bestseller". And now I just feel like I'm playing into the hands of the guilty-pleasure movie industry 😔

[@Gurvinder3]

Dylan: let's watch a beer and drink a movie

[@kyliehargreeves5250]

*i love drinking movies*

[@mahroshinsha469]

*I love watching beer*

[@candyllene]

Normal people: drink beer and watch a movie Intellectuals: watch a beer and drink a movie

[@leos444]

i too, saw the video

[@psych0tic706]

MHMMM I LOVE DRINKING MOVIES but I don’t like watching beer but I love watching a clock (reference)

[@TheInconspicuousTurtle]

Oh yeah. In twilight, you find out in the book that the werewolves aren’t werewolves because they don’t change on the full moon, they change when they want. So they are actually shapeshifters. Weird right. They didn’t tell anyone that in the movie did they.

[@wolffisu]

I mean, depending on the lore and region vampires can shapeshift into wolves... And werewolves can change of given enough time with the curse. It's a pretty wide variety of mythos

[@TheGraceCraig]

I had forgotten about this. And then in the 4th book it also mentions something about there being other type of shapeshifters (or at least strongly insinuating this) not just wolfs. Ah, now I’m feeling nostalgic ... and old lol

[@dracocrusher]

The nuttiest crap I've heard from that is that the werewolves in Twilight are actually a super specific actual real world tribe of Native Americans that actually do still exist, and then Stephenie Meyer took that and then turned around and was like "Oh yeah, also these people all feel eachother's pain and they imprint onto women, which forces them to be life-bonded to the point where the woman will PHYSICALLY CHANGE to meet the preferences of the man who imprinted onto her." And also this process can, and does, happen to an actual child. Without thinking it through, Stephenie Meyer directly implied a real tribe of actual living Natives that are just still a thing are all weirdo rapists who use magic to make women look the way they want so they can fuck them harder! What the fuck?!

[@ilijadimitrijevik]

@@dracocrusher that's so fucking terrible wow...

[@chloejade9055]

It was such a pointless bit of information, I remember reading it and thinking '........ok?' Added nothing to story, went nowhere and pulled me out of the scene completely. I'm pretty sure she was just correcting herself but at this point in the story just roll with it

[@bangtansbae3985]

Me- "Mom I want twilight!" Mom- "No, we have twilight at home" The twilight at home-

[@d.rwyatt1815]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigbirdeatskids]

😂honestly though

[@celenawatkins8793]

😭😭😂

[@Windyielder]

😂😂

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

Between these tropes and all, I feel like Clockwork Angel did it RIGHT. Its set in Victorian England, through the point of view of middle-high society, which in itself is a rabbit hole of epic proportions, the character is not "bland and quirky" and its one of the biggest cryptics of the trilogy as in "what the fuck is she? She ain't human!" and the "love triangle".... actualy kinda work. Both guys are in love, but both don't want it because one have less than one year to live, the other is "cursed" that everyone who likes him dies horribly. And the trilogy also have some light yet well-written steampunk + Body HORROR elements that really sells the narrative to you.

[@gwynnskye5533]

Omg yes, the infernal devices is one of the best ya series ever written and no one could convince me otherwise

[@mental_decay_]

I'd rather not delve into Harry Potter incest author works

[@bridgetmartin3896]

OMG yes I love Cassandra Clare's books... I have read all of them...but the Infernal Devices is my favorite ones...

[@noa-ix9pe]

hell yeah!!! what I love so much about those books is that albeit it being the "love triangle"trope (which j usually hate with all my heart), there is none of the toxic shit and hate and "alpha-male'ing" against each other - instead everyone just loves each other! all people of this love triangle just would die for each other no matter in which constellation - jem just purely loves will and vice versa even though they both love Tessa, and that way the story was just so much love and much less stupid drama. there is still drama ofc, but it is way less "stupid" drama that would just result by the characters being assholes to each other

[@ArabellaTurner]

I usually hate love triangles, but I really did like the one here. I think the fact that I liked all 3 characters here and thought they were all interesting. I also genuinely liked both halves of the couple and the relationship between Jem and Will. I feel like you don’t see that much and that probably why it actually worked.

[@kikigopie419]

Everyone: _assumes Luce is short for Lucy_ Luce: _is named Lucinda_ *it was a misdirect!*

[@Myst3q]

ahah i thought it was short for Lucifer

[@savibhinder2393]

MINNIE XxX same lmao I’m too obsessed with lucifer the show lets be real my mind goes to lucifer for everything

[@marina7119]

@@Myst3q you're not wrong lol, at like 13 I read the books (yeah I know) and I recall it was said that her name resembles Lucifer because they were in love and connected or something like that, and so both their names have the same origin (from the latin word "lucem")

[@amandacash6909]

Luci

[@shrutisrinivasan673]

Dylan: Thinks the warm beer is disgusting Also Dylan: KEEPS DRINKING THE BEER

[@chatshired]

hello fellow shruti!! sadly this is just how people like us act....we try to like beer even if our body hates it

[@amelia-by2yv]

When Dylan said she was called Luce, why did my first thought go to “oh.. so short for lucifer, then?” ..... no.

[@nathaliaarcos1852]

That would’ve made for a much more entertaining story

[@oliviaroy3078]

Plot twist

[@kiararobins3806]

Well she did date lucifer in her past life

[@daughterofmann]

yesss i did

[@insanealien4856]

haha

[@1sugarplum971]

"we just can't be together, im sorry" 😔 *swims away*

[@sandyl4194]

“I’m not like other girls I splitted heaven and made Satan fall in love with me”

[@amelia-by2yv]

Taking “quirky and different” to the next level

[@Arguing.With.Idiots.]

Truly the female Chad of not like the other girls!

[@lilscenechick1995]

GOD THANK YOU I read the first book and half of the second. I despise forced romance, especially love triangles (or more shoehorned-in love interests). I liked the time travel portion, but never got farther than that. I don't believe in love being an unstoppable force like "omg our souls just belong otgether" despite having no actual bond. Luce is definitely a Not Like Other Girls protag.

[@Alovatololo]

Splitted?

[@hht6676]

There's nothing as splitted

[@MT-lk7qt]

Man, this Bible fanfiction is really weird.

[@annagoldie6941]

OMG hahahaha

[@BELLA-mf6hb]

That's exactly what this is!

[@shioriroy8385]

The accuracy omg 😂

[@michaoz1002]

Agreed, weirdest of them all...

[@FeuerblutRM]

Technically it's like 50 shades, a fanfiction on a fanfiction, because the Bible is also just a fanfiction.

[@rmismypresident1567]

In Dylan’s brain: Romeo + Juliet = hamlet

[@merpug8686]

Yay, Hamlet!

[@daveena3118]

🤣🤣🤣🤧

[@arinahfatini3161]

Someone needs to tell him😂😂

[@groynin]

Romliet! close enough

[@Lee-Llhm]

Honestly from what I remember, the books were actually really good. I'm pretty sure 50% of the girls from my school has at one point read at least one book. A few of my friends and I were so invested in it that sometimes we actually used to meet at lunchtime just to discuss it. Now mind you I was 14, 15, and 16 at the time, but even the older girls like 19, and 20 were invested in it also. I even borrowed a book form one of the older girls because I didn't have it. So when I saw they were making a movie I was really hyped but trust me when I say i was so disappointed I cried, I literally cried. The books and the movie are like trying to turn cotton candy into cheese. The books honestly aren't bad and they should not make a second movie.

[@ambored24]

Dylan explaining how he would disarm a perpetrator gives some major Dwight Schrute vibes.

[@kayla_mallen]

I literally said "dwight?" 😂 I paused the video and thought for several minutes about what episode the quote he was saying came from, only to realize that it was not a quote at all but just him......💀

[@ambored24]

@@kayla_mallen i think we're thinking of the scene where Jim tells Dwight that he's his own strongest competitor and has dwight fight himself for a demonstration lmfao

[@kayla_mallen]

@@ambored24 For reallll i watched that episode a few days ago! Lol so good. It's also strangely reminiscent to me of the scene where he talks about breaking into tiffany's at midnight 💀💀💀

[@ambored24]

@@kayla_mallen lmfaoo yes! 🤣

[@kayla_mallen]

@@ambored24 🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahjean789]

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE his regular movie commentaries. But this style is E V E R Y T H I N G

[@cozyreaderspack3975]

Agreed😂

[@fitzsimmons6064]

Woulda been a better twist if Luce was actually Lucifer. Then you could do some interesting plots with that

[@Sarah-pn9ut]

I thought that was actually gonna happen. I gave this story too much credit lmao

[@yokiryuu134]

That would have been epic

[@fa-shizzle-a-lizzle7142]

that’s dumb, read the books

[@abby2233]

social letdown I don’t think any of us want to do that

[@fa-shizzle-a-lizzle7142]

Abby_car so then don’t but also don’t make stupid ass storylines. the movie was a POOR representation of the book. the book was very good when i was younger.

[@reignforrest4116]

12:13. "A little to your surprise. She's not attacked by a person, she's attacked by a a ✨cloud✨"

[@matcha.clouds]

I would totally see a movie about the devil trying to get back his ex

[@jiaanonuevo7699]

I wish they would have done that!!

[@aelinashryvergalathynius]

@@jiaanonuevo7699 thats what this movie is, we find out in a later book that she was an angel, Lucifer and his love Lucinda both fell to earth but she fell in love with another angel and its this whole thing

[@TheStepmonkey]

Sameee

[@albinoskwid]

Nobody like, it’s the perfect number 👏

[@tarrandairamnarine9251]

Yeah I thought that they would’ve done that the idea actually sounds cool

[@fandomencounter1672]

Why does every single book have “#1 New York Times best selling” the book could be trash but they still be putting that tag on

[@Sophie47194]

Fun fact you can get that title by buying enough books yourself, and you usually get a return on the investment because having that status makes more people buy the book

[@molcatz9634]

Because the books that are on the New York times best seller list are almost always trash. People are stupid and will buy a book without even reading the description, just because someone like oprah or the NY times tells them to.

[@haliee]

ikr

[@Unknown-qj9sm]

THere are a lot of New York times best sellers, but if a book doesn’t have it you know it’s probably awful

[@fandomencounter1672]

@@Unknown-qj9sm that's a good way to put it

[@Adrian-mw9ls]

Dylan: “He broad-strokes away” **motions breaststroke** Edward: **does butterfly**

[@Jadeau]

I was actually drawn to this series in middle school because I was a hardcore twilight fangirl back then. And i was like, ‘oh my it’s angels instead, that’s so much harder.’ I’m not proud of it

[@angel_vii]

Gotta love the trope; Girl is born and grows into hot quirky teen. Girl meets boy. Girl falls in love with boy. Girl remembers eternal love with boy and countless previous lives shared. Girl dies young and dramatically and forgets everything. Lather, rinse, repeat.

[@baileymashburn7530]

Lather rinse repeat lolllllll🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@valhatan3907]

You can also found this trope on Seven Deadly Sins manga if you interested 😂

[@adkeq8051]

And The Ever books or whatever they’re called

[@neveandre1501]

@@adkeq8051 evermore? Because it’s been in the back of my head ever since I started this video lol

[@leonie.243]

Hawkman and Hawkgirl?

[@guiguilolo9493]

Dylan: No one has read this book Me: *incinerates the whole saga stashed under my bed* Me: no... no one

[@popipichoune]

Lmao same 😂

[@vetoveska4789]

For real, I loved those books. Paid for them digitally and then, when that wasn't enough, I bought the whole set

[@janetgonzalez1207]

Same !

[@tohar.bachar]

Kelly brown sameee hahahahaha

[@ssyyddnneeyy55350]

I lived for those books 🥺😂

[@Gurvinder3]

Dylan: shows a picture of god Me: thinking it would be something historical Dylan: Morgan Freeman Me: yea okay

[@abaddon_1893]

😂😂😂

[@snowbeast4463]

I graduated from a creative writing course in 2010 and all the teachers were saying that angels were going to be the next big YA thing. I think they just really wanted something nice and wholesome to take over from vampires. That must be why this book was pushed so much.

[@charleenlangley8709]

My year 8 English class was the last class to do Dracula in Gothic Horror. The years after us suffered through Twilight. When we found out we dodged that bomb, we all were so relieved. In fact, our teach was awesome enough to do Star Wars clips for our thematic

[@TheTrueKarin]

When that was at some point of history under the category of ,,wholesome“, I honestly going to choose ,,toxic“😂😂 Then I know from the start what I choose

[@cryptozoologish]

“and then edward wakes up and sees her staring at him. and she keeps STARING” nah mate she’s edward now

[@penelopeabreu4083]

it doesn’t matter what I’m doing. I see dylan notification, I click.

[@hogwartsalumni1771]

penelope abreu same tho

[@bryannamursch3154]

Even if it is of a movie I have never seen before

[@unie6577]

agreed ive been on an anime splurge for a month and I stop watching the moment I see a notification from dylan

[@sdanks1962]

Me, not at all interested: Dylan: She dated SATAN Me, buying the entire series to see what the hell he’s talking about: !!!

[@pinacoladas8217]

As someone who read the first 3 books, but never got around to the 4th one, I was *shook* by this 'spoiler'. Luce was wildin. I knew there was some kind of twist / secret / conflict but SATAN? Girl...

[@nessyness5447]

@@pinacoladas8217 with her name i would expect her to be satan's descendant more than his ex...i mean luce? lucinda? so...like lucifer?

[@bazz4883]

Yeah I had to read 4 books to know that back in the day, and in the movie they tell you the whole story in the first 10 min😂😂. I was already asking myself why I read it, didn't need this too.

[@murphie_4559]

I read the first few chapters and couldn’t get past them 😬

[@barbllz]

She did

[@WiltingSoul]

I watched this movie. Twice. Because I had completely forgotten I had watched it the first time. Even now, as I watch this, I've been questioning whether or not I actually watched it. Because I remember nothing 😆

[@DreamSorbet]

Same 😂 The second time I started to get a sense of deja vu, and now watching this I'm wondering--did I make it to the end?

[@WiltingSoul]

@@DreamSorbet that's exactly what I felt! I could probably watch it again and immediately after I would still be questioning myself about whether or not I actually watched it 😂

[@kuivia]

"you know this is gonna turn on 12 year old girls" that's not a sentence i want heard lmfao

[@emmahowe2000]

Kuivia who would 🤣

[@jamiediorio4198]

*Havin’ real fun with that green screen aren’t you, Dylan*

[@user-oi2ef1fc9o]

Green screen? what green screen?

[@bellasylvester6217]

Don’t they all? We will never be able to go back

[@bryt1040]

Okay so I read all of these books in the span of like 3 weeks back in middle school and had practically forgotten about them until now. I think you underestimate the finale. This author really said “let’s make DEVIL a love interest. Let’s incorporate time travel. Let’s have a court case that predates earth take place in Heaven over the concept of romantic love. Let’s rewrite the Bible, cause that book doesn’t have enough tragic love stories in it, and in the end, let it all be for practically nothing” and ong it had me in a chokehold

[@yinyangsaladgang8789]

Honestly this sounds exactly like what he describes, kind of a typical tween girl self-insert drama with a bland main character that everyone likes for no reason at all because she's just born special. Let me take a guess at the basic plot and you tell me how accurate I am. It starts of with the "he's a bad boy but I can change him, dad!" trope (the devil), they fight at first but she can't stop thinking about him. The main heroine and him are obviously star crossed lovers, but it's also really really risky, but also meant to be because fate and stuff. Their love is literally so important and strong and special in the whole universe that the literal angels in heaven had to have an entire debate about how forbidden their love is. OOOH the forbidden fruit! But she's conflicted since the devil is HOT and there's this other guy who's literally perfect for her but too nice and sensitive, will she make the right decision??? The literal fate of the universe hangs in the balance of her deciding who she wants to fuck. Then enter actual protagonist, some conflict happens, the author needs to go back and fix major plot holes with a time travel narrative so the story makes sense again and you at least feel like something has happened, but in the end the useless antagonist is beaten easily through team-work by the bad-boy and the heroine after they realise they're in love, and the story ends perfectly with the boy-toy devil subdued as her new bf, plus the leftover nice-guy suddenly fully supports their relationship and they are best friends forever after.

[@bryt1040]

@@yinyangsaladgang8789 no no even your underestimating it. Love in a romantic sense did not exist before Luc and the Devil developed feelings for each other and she was the left hand of God. And the conflict? The devil was actually hella abusive and possessive over her and she found comfort from that toxic relationship in the form of Daniel, which was the first Eros love in the universe. The heavenly trial is over whether Agape love vs Eros love. And the whole curse is because half the angels want to feel Eros love and now that the devil can’t have Luc he’s trying to ban it. It ties into old Jewish mythology of angels and humans, the watchers, and nephilim. Hella wild and I still don’t even remember the ending

[@keiem5263]

@@yinyangsaladgang8789 @@bryt1040 is it odd that i read your comments with critical drinker's voice

[@Annakarollina1202]

@@yinyangsaladgang8789 cause every single boy heroes are just as bland, os for us to see ourselves in it

[@willow_thea]

@@bryt1040 i hate to say it but i did in fact not only read all of them but remember them vividly enough (but not what i ate for breakfast today) and it ended by the entire cast prepping for a massive world ending battle but then god herself came down and they basically talked for a few minutes (imagine if they just talked before this point and with an omniscient, omnipotent god i feel like this could have been solved far earlier without risking the balance between heaven and hell but whatever hehe so silly) and she, the devil, luce, daniel, and all of their friends decided to fucking kill them right there and reincarnate them one last time and no divine intervention - if they reincarnated across the world from each other, sucks lol. but of course they happened to both attend dartmouth i think? or some other ivy league and it ends with an implied happy ever after (implied being they looked at each other and blinked and all that). i think their angel friends were all looking after them too which literally flies in the face of their god's ruling? idk it was wild. forgive me if this isnt accurate im not entirely sure it isnt a fever dream from my 12 year old self. frankly i dont think ill remember typing this answer.

[@mac_ni_ghairadh]

20:05 Love that there is actually a Fallen tv series coming out next year. Maybe they really did exchange DMs with the author

[@bella-ut2em]

I want to see Dylan watch a movie he absolutely hates, but the twist is, he can only say good things while watching it without being sarcastic

[@HailG3]

We're just gonna watch him stay silent for 2 hours

[@kenzie1256]

“That.... that tree? That’s a pretty cool tree.”

[@chiafairy7091]

😂😂😂 That'd be a real challenge

[@lottsofrandom8605]

I read the whole series. Fallen was ok, torment was boring and slow, passion was good and literally shocked me at the end (I took it on holiday with me) and Rapture was a good end.

[@Stella-oi4kz]

Yeah those were basically my thoughts too

[@kirtiverma7519]

Yes.

[@strudelandpie4917]

I had to force myself to read through the first 2 books they were that boring lmao

[@Ry-fx9zz]

Book two made me quite reading it for 1 year, then I eventually when back for the next book lol

[@reereadstoomuch]

agreed!!!!!

[@keannelemoual919]

Would love to watch Dylan discuss The Mortal Instruments with Clary falling in love with a guy who ends up being her brother, then attracts a new guy... who is really her brother and the first guy never was... oh and there's angels duh

[@jasmineyates5705]

This needs to happen.The Mortal Instruments was the first book series that I really got into and was my favorite series for awhile .

[@keannelemoual919]

@@jasmineyates5705 my mum got me into it and I have been in love ever since - even got the fearless rune tattooed on my 18th birthday because apparently was the coolest thing ever in my mind at the time

[@iciajay6891]

Incest is the new romantic trope. It's fecking gross.

[@emyf9197]

wtf u guys reading??

[@eveningbane6390]

Yo that book series was amazing- Alec and Magnus were a great couple and Isabelle and Simon were so funny. Not to mention the lore and descriptions were interesting. My username was inspired by Magnus Bane!!

[@luluwest139]

You’ve unlocked memories from my middle school days… I definitely read these books and completely forgot about all of them

[@Hailey-xu1vc]

Dylan : “For reference, Fallen has more reviews than Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone and Fifty Shades of Grey...both of those combined” Me : whaaattt..there’s no way..really...🤔...Dylan wouldn’t lie to me right... Dylan : “Now, while what I just said is not true in the slightest-“ Me : IT WAS A MISDIRECT 😱

[@RayWolver]

a logical ruse i would say OuO

[@brittanywallace2723]

NomNom Nom I’ll ooo yeah oI’m

[@heather._.]

I thought it was Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone

[@deepdishequalspizza]

heather lennon both titles are used

[@vanillamarshmallow]

He had me in the first half ngl I totally believed him lol

[@lilydeboda6969]

Why does Dylan talking bad about these movies actually make me want to watch these movies?

[@alessiabanu9271]

it´s his charm

[@rebekaah]

The books are actually good... I read the whole series a couple years ago.

[@liathedoll]

Saaaame. It has been on my TBR list for aaaaages but i just can't get on board with it.

[@tatm3116]

Rebekah Rodriguez I read the whole series too!

[@sandhik1823]

This is just "Drinking beer until I hate myself"

[@laurapie7447]

"It's him falling in love with Luce and Edward's baby- like it's a day old and he just claims it right there, that's my baby" 😂 9:41

[@Parrot5884]

"I'd rather be me than pretend to be someone I'm not" I...I don't think that's how psychosis works, but okay?

[@frostfang1]

Gawd I was totally like that as a teen...but there was a lot to unpack about it. One, I was depressed and had never killed anyone or attempted to kill anyone or myself. Two, I was not told what those pills did or how they effected me before I was given them and I didnt understand the effects on me were basically just uppers and downers. (Though I'm still super suspect on what those kind of medications do to the mind, especially those that are still developing, I didnt want to be a Guinea pig when we all dont really understand the brain that well yet), I didnt like that my autonomy was taken away. And just in general I didnt know how ig was changing me or affecting me. I think I was 14 or 15 when I started taking them, I had no awareness of self, and that self and home life/NHS was constant change and turmoil when I needed stability. So not having a...normal self to compare to, or even knowing I was supposed to be aware of how the pills affected me.. well yea, you start to wonder if and how its changing you as a person, and even if it's in a positive direction, if that's what you want.

[@SL-ul3yr]

Exactly the message that young cutters and budding school shooters need to hear, right?

[@carsfan1995]

That is a TERRIBLE mindset to have! Even if you ignore the supernatural stuff, that's dangerous of a mindset saying that "your mental illnesses make you, you." NO! A person is not defined by her mental illness! Ignoring your medication is going cause further pain than just taking it! This offhanded remark is gross, dangerous and needs to die. A good writer would follow up her statement by having someone tell her "It's to HELP you function better in life, not take away your personality!"

[@kendelle4216]

Why is there fog everywhere for literally no reason. Like why was there fog in the pool 💀

[@waitingrroom]

i was gonna say because the pool water was hot but it's a POOL not a HOT TUB. i'm the dumbest creature on earth.

[@notstraightkids8013]

i think it was steam 😂

[@MaggiePie27]

Probably a heated pool.

[@kendelle4216]

GirlMeetsWorlder feat.Lucaya It can’t be because steam rises and then dissipates into the air. This fog was just settled over the pool

[@atticusfinch7543]

@@kendelle4216 i guess they wanted to make it like steam but didn't do it correctly apparently

[@ashenflufff]

dylan: gets green screen also dylan: *as many effects as possible*

[@Niallish1]

Read all the Fallen Books on the recommendation of a girl I liked. They were pretty decent for a trashy fantasy romance. Not good per say, but like a greasy burger they hit the spot now and again. As a disillusioned Catholic I found the concepts really interesting, it's not Dante, but there is some cool 'expanded lore' for angels and The Fall in there if you wanna call it that. And the greater theme of the books, the Love for Each-other vs. Loyalty only to God, was pretty compelling to me at the time. Not bad as far as Teenage romance books go if I'm being honest.

[@MeenaGome]

The production quality in this……Late Night Dylan could NEVER

[@RinSere]

“She’s attacked by a cloud.” What is this? LOST?

[@noellematthews8868]

im dead, this is perfect

[@thedancingkitkat]

What is this? James and the Giant Peach???

[@jennahockert8719]

Literally my FIRST thought!

[@irmakyesilkaya4468]

OH MY GOD YES

[@helpme4611]

God haven’t been here in a while, seems the budget has increased from being more than a lamp

[@beta910]

Aahhhh you’re thinking of late night Dylan,yes the budget has definitely increased

[@mausebaer69]

beta so much in fact that he’s wearing a gucci necklace😌

[@mycellardoorbooks]

I always come back to this video (and the Beer and a Movie playlist) whenever I’m in a bad mood and it fixes it every single time. So I just want to say, thank you, Dylan for being an awesome, funny person who provides endless entertainment! Love your new videos, too but this has been a masterpiece since it came out 🤌👌

[@Angelica-sq9lh]

Can we talk about how the entire message about the medications is really misleading about mental health and how it's such an easy comparation? Guys, taking your meds won't stop you of being you, if you feel anything strange you NEED to talk to your doctor about it, because SOMETHING IS WRONG. In my country there is a gigantic estigma against mental health all everything that goes around it, seeing this kinds of messages in a book I read at so long time ago... it kind of worry me.

[@confusedpozole406]

I have depression and general anxiety, and when I saw that part I was like "Legit fuck you movie".

[@Moriartea_chan]

I think that when you take medications you're more you than you without taking them. I think mental ilness/depression/anxiety "clouds" your personality and medications help you make it more visible to other people. So this movie is very harmful.

[@aviaajab6830]

I personally disagree on this one i was on anti depressants once, and i just felt comply wrong and horrible. Ended up with me not taking Them. Still i do Think her situation and mine was different and that she should have taken the medicin

[@taewilliams606]

The way it’s expressed in the movie and presented in this brief review is not actually how it’s supposed to come across. The reason she won’t take the pills is because she knows that they’re not going to fix the problem - her repressed memories coming back in aggressive cloud form - they’re just a bandaid solution so she fits into the “normal” box her parents and doctors want to put her back in to. Nobody even believes her description of what’s actually happening, they’re completely unwilling to listen and explore the possibility that there’s something supernatural going on... so they give her pills and tell her they’ll make her normal again. I wouldn’t take them either to be honest. Pills are not the be all/end all solution to mental illness, real or otherwise.

[@confusedpozole406]

@@taewilliams606 They're certainly not, but the way she said it just gave a very bad message.

[@verahayden9737]

Dylan: let’s watch a beer and drink a movie *drinks beer* Ew this is gross it’s not cold Nobody: Not a single person: Dylan: *drinks more*

[@aleatoria5479]

Fun Fact: The character Cam in the book never had a love interest in Luce in the books, the most he did was flirt with her just to piss Daniel off. But somehow the movie wanted to turn Cam into a Jacob type

[@laurawille1792]

wasn't cam jealous of luce and daniel's love?

[@GayaG6]

@@laurawille1792 only because he wanted Lilith back

[@kyliehay7966]

this is so true, which is one reason why i hate the movie so much 😭

[@Imadeaplaylistforthat]

I LOVED reading this series🖤

[@vsaesang2632]

THANK YOU. I’m glad I didn’t watch the movie

[@Annejali]

11:11 😂 “okay Dwight”

[@dimxlights380]

I just realized that most books are basically just published Wattpads

[@euphoricmaya]

That’s because most Wattpads are HEAVILY inspired by these kinds of books

[@peese508]

Some Wattpads actually get published into real books

[@naturally_roisin]

@@peese508 **50 shades was a Twilight fanfic**

[@mikronanana]

Some Wattpad books are really good tho. There's obviously a lot more books in Wattpad that are just straight trash but I've read some good books in the site as well.

[@Sthuthukile]

The book was actually a lot better, this is a poor adaption.

[@dramaticdaydreamer033]

Why does this sound like a Wattpad story that I may or may not have read...

[@caseylee1245]

It pretty much is😂

[@goaway5378]

as long as it isn't My Immortal I'm fine with reading it

[@mariahasan7339]

This feels like all the books on wattpad in the supernatural #

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

lol

[@haileykoval4461]

actually fun fact someone on wattpad illegally copied the entirety of the first book onto the site and that’s where i read fallen for the first time, so there’s a real chance you might have read it

[@Sanguine-Tenshi]

"We can't be together...I'm no good for you" *doggy paddles away*

[@444cj]

😂😭

[@goofeegoober_]

Sword & Cross walked so Nevermore could RUN.