Ea Nasirs Copper | Bronze age shitposts

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[@jables9229]

A copper merchant walks into a tomb and says “I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one”

[@Terras3D]

A joke worthy of the bronze age!

[@5pastseven]

@@Terras3D definitely more worth than Ea Nasir's shitty copper🗿

[@rezedeviluwu]

he sells the finest copper in Babylon not in Sumeria, rookie mistake

[@Terras3D]

Nah bro trust he just expandened his business

[@andree1991]

@@Terras3D Elamite hands wrote this.

[@geekmachine666]

Then Why does he speak sumerian

[@rezedeviluwu]

​@@geekmachine666 hes technically speaking Akkadian actually 🤓☝️

[@internationalspacestation7471]

Close one, he almost got taken by the curse of Ra

[@Terras3D]

Bro stole more than the slab

[@davidedward490]

Not enough Egyptian curses and spells for this one.

[@Diogolindir]

Return the copper

[@placer7412]

E. A. Nasir. Its in the blame.

[@Terras3D]

E. A. Nasir. Puts copper to shame

[@axeldobre8697]

No way he added loading screens😭❤️

[@aquilesvaesa9514]

Bro forgot to return the slab 💀

[@Gadiller-we7wl]

Trully a 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 moment

[@KingLich451]

this aint summerian, imposter spotted

[@Terras3D]

Bro wrote a workout tutorial

[@sdgamer9427]

Dude thats Egyptian hieroglyphs, not the language Ea Nasir spoke

[@Gadiller-we7wl]

@@sdgamer9427 that's exactly the joke

[@insert-name101]

Not a trusted source of copper. He sold mediocre copper to me once. Left 1 Star review. May the god Ra curse him

[@Terras3D]

Yes, bad salesmen belong in the Tombs

[@easiesteevee2532]

@@Terras3D where he and his whole family shall be cursed like Geb and Nut, never to meet each other ever again. But forced to stare longingly at one another for embrace they'll never be able to have.

[@atrebuchet5267]

Ra is was Egyptian not Sumerian.

[@Whattonameman]

It is good quality copper I do not read reviews anyways

[@perpeder4370]

Egyptian detected, opinion rejected

[@sentboumaster3436]

Ea Nasir accidentally took a slab, and one of the coppers was a slab

[@thecoolestofthe834s2]

early game kenshi outside of the hub

[@docsanducezar]

"Return the bronze or suffer my curse" ahh moment 💀

[@nytwns13]

I just want the Udredreighaa… part so I can’t set it as my ring tone 🥲

[@Terras3D]

Theres a youtube to MP3 Website You can find the sound effect here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGaTh5qGgcZ_mdksi=HDrNMCntm8i0zlMP

[@AxolotlBoat]

Shitpost multiverse

[@theosgift654]

loading screen is genius, thanks for fun!!

[@muhammadmehdi4683]

What is with KZbin at 4:30 am 💀

[@Terras3D]

Bro this video was made to appear only at night

[@5pastseven]

Not using the vine boom a single time in the bronze age shitpost-context, is almost as lousy as Ea Nasir's job on his copper

[@Terras3D]

Amen

[@themidnighttrain3045]

Curse of utu be upon thoust

[@RaTcHeT302]

AEIOU

[@equilibrum999]

@@RaTcHeT302 truly, loans.

[@mostafaalaa1]

this is my new favorite video

[@Terras3D]

Thank you!

[@basement-dweller76]

UD REA UD SUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUU-UUURA REA

[@Motion_dark]

HOLY SHIT

[@user-dn7vm9gp4p]

The sickle and the other tools he made from copper were more useful than any golden mask. Despite the advancement of the Egyptians, man, what inventions did they present to humanity?

[@Terras3D]

Conspiracy theorists about Pyramids

[@maxg4304]

irrigation infrastructure

[@zm1786]

​@@Terras3Dthe pyramids were actually giant chambers to do chemical reactions to make fertilizer

[@Terras3D]

​@@zm1786Bro you are a egyptian product. I agree though, loads of chemicals made there.

[@Makaneek5060]

Jokes aside they made the ox-drawn plow and reed papyrus which were huge

[@DragonsAndDragons777]

Never gets old

[@Terras3D]

Just like Ea Nasirs Copper

[@DragonsAndDragons777]

@@Terras3D indeed

[@Toastedfryday78]

lovely.

[@FantasticFanatique]

Thanks, enjoyed this

[@Terras3D]

No problem bro

[@peshpeshabdulla]

Tukhamean moment 💀 0:59

[@koperekhabsburdzki43]

I world totaly play this fr

[@haruspexambient]

copper is fine but man, don't live to it

[@Welv1987]

oh no, the pharaoh's curse!

[@Zenzith]

my plug almost got sent straight to Nergal in Ur 😭

[@Terras3D]

Prices will go up now for sure

[@supertajnykana8146]

Why does it feels like Assassin's Creed Origins side quest? 💀

[@Terras3D]

Add it to the game

[@Terras3D]

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[@calinradu1378]

Super cool!

[@Firestar-TV]

lol Bronze Age Copper RPG

[@TooLateForIeago]

Is that Pete Pringle singing?

[@kristiyanstankov1076]

Quality copper is the best( lets translate it to ancient morocan) ⴰⵓⵇⵍⵉⵜⵢ ⵛⵄⵃⵃⴻⵔ ⵉⵙ ⵜⵀⴻ ⴱⴻⵙⵜ

[@equilibrum999]

eaeaeaenasiiiiiiiiiiiiir

[@Dogemin]

Ueeeeeaaa

[@Terras3D]

Udreeaaaaaa

[@Dogemin]

​@@Terras3D How did you came up with this video?

[@Branogeni]

Anyone know what the actual translation for those clips were? Also, if anyone has a link to where those sound clips are originally from I would be eternally greatful.

[@Terras3D]

If you want it, it is from this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5y9Xmutoqmkp80si=CmRpV1Jwwy_LeeOo

[@Branogeni]

@@Terras3D thanks so much! The video was really funny but I kept wondering if that was actually Sumerian 'cause I'm really fascinated with languages, etymology & stuff. Ty!

[@Terras3D]

No problem, glad I could help. Awesome interests!

[@hafor2846]

Dude, I am way too high for this. What's happening? Help

[@THE_MR_MAN]

based

[@till-yq2tb]

Nice Video👍👏

[@Terras3D]

Du kenneck

[@till-yq2tb]

You are hurting my feelings😭

[@nopenot1310]

Based bro, based 🦵🙌

[@killerman_team4801]

Da nasir sold bad copper, I needed to do ceremony in the ziggurat as I am the ènsi, but his copper did not hon or the gods

[@Terras3D]

Made them puke, copper too bad

[@RaTcHeT302]

THIS COPPER WAS SO BAD IT GAVE ME YELLOW FEVER

[@RaTcHeT302]

AND ALSO A SCORPION BIT MY FIVE DAUGHTERS

[@RaTcHeT302]

THEN MY HOUSE WAS FLOODED

[@RaTcHeT302]

ALSO I STEPPED ON A ROCK AND MY FOOT FELL

[@RaTcHeT302]

CURSE THE GODS

[@Terras3D]

I soaped you stairs

[@333dog]

Ngl I would find this far more entertaining if it made absolutely any sense from a historical standpoint. Saying ea Nasir’s time is the same as Egyptian times is like saying we’re basically living in Jesus’s time. They’re literally like 2000 years apart.

[@Terras3D]

Were the Pyramids not already a thing back then?

[@333dog]

@@Terras3D sorry, I googled it later and it sounds like my history class kinda messed up with making me believe everything we were taught was in perfect sequential order. Ea Nasir may have existed around ancient Egyptian times though he still would never have seen the pyramids probably. Idk I’m not a historical expert and it’s mah bad for acting like one. Have a nice day 😀!

[@Faehen]

:(

[@davidmandel8960]

What is the language?

[@Terras3D]

Ancient Sumerian

[@DaxBlacksun]

I dont like this meme, its not historically accurate.

[@Terras3D]

Fax deine Mutter zu mir

[@Whattonameman]

As ea nasir i approve of this message

[@Terras3D]

Yo my man! Hows Babylon?

[@Whattonameman]

Much plants sell much copper too truly a 𓅓𓅲𓎢𓉔 𓅓𓅱𓈖𓅂𓇌 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓂋𓇋𓎢𓉔𓅂𓋴 place