Courtney's Confessionals (HvV)

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[@Funkynugget2004]

"I may suck at challenges but at least I don't have arthritis"

[@AllRequired]

Should have also said, "But at least I'm not a fat pig."

Legend.

[@sideeswipe]

AllRequired Jeez that’s brutal

[@andrescolt5399]

a trick : watch movies at Flixzone. I've been using it for watching all kinds of movies during the lockdown.

[@kadejaxx701]

@Andres Colt Definitely, I've been watching on Flixzone for since december myself :)

[@carlosperes378]

I still cant believe that this legend got 27 confessionals in TWO seasons. TWENTY-SEVEN, WTF SURVIVOR?! At least she was able to make each one of them god-tier

[@ryanpacatte6054]

But you don’t notice she only gets 27 for some reason. It feels like she’s always on the tv

[@angelilachica5231]

So 27 is not a lot?

[@carlosperes378]

@@angelilachica5231 not at all, 27 is not even a lot for someone who made ftc once, definitely not a lot for someone who lasted 50+ days without getting voted out

[@CloudInvasion]

Angeli Lachica Russell got 100 confessionals in his first season alone.

[@christophercabrera9273]

Carlos Peres Exactly 💯

[@jarredbusbee4381]

I think about the bandy legged troll confessional every single day

[@luisaristabal7585]

It's not supposed to be funny but I can't stop laughing with that confessional 😂

[@jellybean4163]

I think about that and the hobbit on crack

[@rogeliolegaspi6053]

and the edit back to russell.. so funny

[@emy_2510]

After she said it, I couldn't unsee it😂

[@tomas3608]

Courtney is so Iconic, I love her so much.

[@adamoop4398]

Me too, she is amazing xD

[@AllRequired]

I had to grow to like her.

[@tomas3608]

y o ?

[@dembonez19]

"They killed Freckles..."

[@nordy259]

RIP Freckles

[@langa77777]

F

[@edenmac7751]

F

[@madlyawesomeismyname3251]

F

[@alanlopez4677]

F

[@mgray3374]

I love how Courtney is shook about freckles and Sandra is talking about getting an extra piece and dipping it in onions lol

[@ArtiFluxx]

"There was a lot of crying. And Boston Rob sang us happy birthday to help cheer us up" Lmao trying to picture that

[@dangan255]

The fact she only had four confessionals during the season is criminal. Although all four of them are absolutely LEGENDARY.

[@mynameissarah5117]

Hold up... they gave Courtney fucking Yates FOUR CONFESSIONALS???? Despicable.

[@cole7726]

Wait I'm confused. Where is 4 coming from? This video is 9 minutes of Courtney's confessional. There's a lot more than 4 in here no?

[@dangan255]

@@cole7726 a lot of these are from unaired clips and hidden scenes. If you watch the season itself, she receives only 4 confessionals.

[@cole7726]

@@dangan255 really??? Wow, that's crazy. What a huge disservice to her.

[@vaskylark]

I spit my drink all over my keyboard when she called Russel a "bandy-legged troll" lmao Courtney is my fave for her one liners.

[@davidbasa9985]

Literally a skinny legend

[@jeanpauleksteen]

She and raini🤩

[@leahwilliams9577]

"I may suck at challenges but at least I don't have arthritis" YOU GO GIRL

[@bigbuffguy9589]

Sandra saying she needs to be "100 percent for tomorrow's challenge" is hilarious.

[@BKD_Edits]

Courtney : I will not let them kill and eat Freckles not even 3 seconds later Courtney : They killed Freckles....

[@frmnNnj]

“I keep forgetting he’s around because he just lives in the woods”

[@vaporterra]

Me @ Thailand, Cook Islands, Fiji, Gabon: Ugh pre merge players should not be jurors. Me @ Heroes vs Villains: Thank god Courtney made the jury

[@bongodongo9229]

Yeah, lisi, rocky didn't deserve to be jury

[@Quetzal00358]

And Coach

[@JurzGarz]

You can tell Courtney was having more fun this time around.

[@user-uy9sn3jz3f]

“It’s actually one of my survivor dreams to be on the Jurry and get all pretty and make all the bitches jealous as they sit in their in their dirty rags”

[@Esaasiaa]

"Flirts with anything that walks"-lmaooooo

[@anthonymort5202]

You forgot clearly

[@tjdavis2006]

5:48 “…Freckles is safe where I’m concerned so I bet Freckles outlasts us all…” 6:00 “They killed Freckles.” 😂 I lost it!

[@ri6304]

Boston Rob sang us happy birthday LMAO

[@nordy259]

She's by far the most entertaining survivor ever

[@noahroberts1952]

nordy259 you most have never heard of Shane Powers then

[@dariusus9870]

@@noahroberts1952 i agree, shane was amazing

[@kam8460]

She is Survivor's all time best narrator period. They need to call her back again.

[@brantphillips9133]

Jeff should have Courtney commentate the challenges. I would die laughing lol

[@blackwidowbrigade5042]

Courtney is the Britney Haynes of Survivor PERIODT

[@carlosperes378]

actually, Britney is the Courtney of Big Brother ahahahahahah both of them are awesome and legends tho

[@DariusMakesContent]

Carlos Peres well Courtney may have done it first, but Britney is definitely a more iconic figure in the big brother franchise while Courtney sadly isn’t.

[@PriyanshuKumar-ez6qi]

@@DariusMakesContent Actually Courtney is one of the most memorable ones .. She is liked by literally most if not all survivor fans. She is a LEGEND...

[@david.895]

You forgot Casey Cooper from the Challenge 😭

[@amandanarasky1138]

“Freckles gonna live.” “They killed freckles.” 😂

[@brokenpikachu9491]

She had *4 confessionals?!* Wow they did her dirty

[@josharguello4313]

Much like Sandra and even Danielle, I never considered Courtney a villain in her original season. Yes, she could be snarky but she stayed loyal to her alliance. Her nemesis Jean Robert was the true villain in Survivor China. Courtney was just the on my that openly showed her contempt for him. She was much heroic than Candice who flipped on her tribe all because of Adam.

[@ariellee2329]

Well Sandra did throw the fish out and then let her friend take the blame for it in Pearl Islands because she was mad Rupert got voted out. That was a pretty villainous thing to do. (She also yelled at Johnny Fairplay, but who cares about that one lol)

[@GreenMagicMachine]

@@ariellee2329 I didnt think the fish thing was villainous, I think what they did to Rupert was more villainous, Sandra wasnt the villain she was the anti “hero” for that

[@vaskylark]

Candace was a villain for sure and Cirie wasn't a hero! Neither was Amanda!

[@Ryan_Tiziano]

Sandra has always been a villain, same with Courtney

[@myboytylerb]

Dang girl. Where were all these confessionals in the show? It's like they knew she would steal the show so they had to keep these confessionals a secret

[@mariachase2384]

I wish she’d come back, by far the funniest person from this show

[@kat8559]

When jeff retires, i need courtney to host

[@thebedwarssweat2484]

Yes lmao

[@YoshiDryBones]

She has so many good confessional that didn't make it in the final cut! Thanks for all of this extra footage OP.

[@nelsdanburg5407]

"Clash of the Testicles"

[@sideeswipe]

Nels Danburg I read this exactly as she said this and it was hilarious

[@hinhd9126]

Confessional 1: Freckles is gonna live!! Next Confessional: they killed her....

[@janejones7638]

Normally I don't like weak players being brough back. But Courtney is so funny, I was glad she came back.

[@PriyanshuKumar-ez6qi]

She actually needs to be in every season... She is hilarious 😂

[@Levi_Parish]

Tbf, with as little knowledge that courtney had going into China, I really think she did pretty well. If she had just a little knowledge of the game and hadn’t gone in hoping to be voted out first, she probably could have won.

[@tylerb5395]

the best survivor castaway of all time

[@pramalam.]

Rest In Peace Freckles😔

[@MelancholyofMere09]

"The lost cruise ship passenger Randy who just looks like a confused cross between Jack Nicholson and Bea Arthur" LMAO

[@Quetzal00358]

The difference between the two confessionals where she talks about Freckles is hilarious

[@coolwahl]

“We were all crying in the rain and Boston Rob tried to cheer us up by singing happy birthday” 😂😂😂

[@johnjoseph6874]

“They killed Freckles” 😂

[@adaleah9761]

I literally love her. One of my favs

[@familyguymaster1234]

I love her so much the wittiness she has is the best

[@adamoop4398]

I want to see her and Britney Haynes play survivor or big brother together

[@poonking3628]

Make them Amazing Race partners

[@davidbasa9985]

I also want to see foggy Taylor and michaela play bb because michaela will put them up every time she can

[@brantphillips9133]

AfroNinja but they would be super entertaining lol

[@AmaraEmme]

Iconic from the first sentence 😂 “there’s no inside”

[@burningcoal5705]

Courtney defies the saying that "Women aren't funny" lmao

[@AllRequired]

"The wee Miss Yates," she was called.

[@EZee213]

1:50 How in the hell does Randy look so ripped here? 😲

[@Ramboost007]

My favorite comment ever about HvV is that when someone on Reddit asked which alliances worked together despite hating each other, another user said "The Heroes" and "The Villains"

[@ColinGLogan]

The heroes did not work lol. They voted out all their smartest members (Steph, Tom, and most obviously Cirie) and the ones that made the merge were just fresh bodies for Russell and Parvati to steamroll.

[@gus.4402]

“It’s actually one of my survivor dreams to be on the jury and get all pretty and make all the b**ches jealous as they sit there in their dirty rags.” 9:06 ICONIC!!!

[@blink5309]

JUSTICE FOR FRECKLES

[@turtlefan5372]

I would love to see these: Ian from Palau Becky or sundra from Cook Islands Terry from Cambodia and panama And Shii Ann from Thailand and all stars. I think these people all had great games, or atleast great stories

[@turtlefan5372]

One with doctor mike And one with Ali would be awesome

[@pattydishes7289]

"I may suck at challenges, but at least I don't have arthritis."

[@blixiss3865]

A purple edit of confessionals I see......

[@georgesmith4476]

She had about 1/20th of Russell's confessionals....something is wrong with this picture.

[@adamoop4398]

I want her to have her own show haha

[@TOY2SHO]

"I like being villain... we'll probably gonna lose a lot, but its fun"

[@jacobadelsheimer9645]

RIP Freckles

[@xJwp2525x]

Randy now goes by the Lost Cruise ship passenger

[@rajori111]

9:32 HELP ME THE WAY SHE FELL

[@cat-mh2wp]

My fav player

[@kittyykatie]

this is really how cynical east coasters be 🤣🤣🤣 love her

[@Ryan_Tiziano]

What a legend ❤️

[@137mango]

She's so amazing

[@andrecanton7591]

She had so many more confessionals then they showed, I’d sue them if they gave me such dirty editing

[@jeffreymichael2778]

i am from new york and she fr acts like my high school classmates it’s crazy

[@imgood3549]

Fr fr

[@ellieemmerling240]

They killed Freckles

[@alexandrsidelka]

Wow she got so many

[@brianstever2146]

I love Courtney. She makes me miss survivor sometimes. Then j just come back to these videos and get it out of my system.

[@TOY2SHO]

I cracked so hard when they killed freckles hahaha

[@mikeramp72]

I hate that almost none of these were aired proper

[@ShadowWizard224]

She’s one of the most interesting and entertaining survivor players of all time.

[@detwynner5]

can’t believe she got only 4 during the entire season robbed

[@AllRequired]

Courtney was the juror speaking. And voting. She decides what's wrong.

[@ricardosalmeron1946]

She was so loyal to sandra to couldn't even write her name down but sandra did it....

[@cardigans98]

Damn randy looks buff! 1:50

[@crapolaist]

Make one of Sally Schuman from Panama please!!

[@joseyarur2369]

2:32 that confessional never fails to crack me up

[@serbianbeyonder3847]

1:54 Damm Randy is ripped for an old man

[@ryanrneubauer5614]

She needs a third go around

[@brantphillips9133]

Clash of the testicles lmfao

[@ranykimjigger]

Who wants to see Courtney again played?

[@katherinehoward1884]

if i don't see her again on another season im not watching survivor again

[@jamesritch5245]

1:01 Courtney's underwears look like they're a size 3T lol

[@Gree_Zee]

Bro this channel needs luke toki content!

[@Gree_Zee]

Also this compilation made me wanna watch the season with all these big names and all, thanks for the great cotent big fan of the cringeworthly moments

[@cowboy7597]

Can you do one for Tom westman?

[@AndrewSmith-pn2qc]

Tom Westman is a worthless coward.

[@Norib04]

I’m love watching clips of this show, however I still am struggling to understand what it’s all about, like what’s the point

[@MrCarl760]

18-20 people are divided into two or three teams called “tribes” and are stranded on a deserted island. The tribes will compete against each other and whichever tribe loses has to vote out one of their own members, that’s where people make alliances and at strategize to try to vote out someone they want gone. When there’s 10-12 people left, the teams will be no more and everyone is on their own, this is called the “Merge” the challenge to win immunity is individual now and someone gets voted out every episode. The final 3 people left will tell the jury (the people who g out voted out after the merge) why they should win. The jury votes for who they want to win, whoever has the most votes wins the game and 1 million dollars. The runner ups get 100,000 dollars.

[@Norib04]

Lyrsavivor omg ur amazing!!!!!! Thank you!💘

[@thatsitdone4721]

Please do Cochran Caramoan!

[@tjwilkerson2589]

Why he was so annoying

[@kevinnavarro2180]

4:41

[@kevinwilliamson9905]

Danielle at 3:34 🤯

[@Gouthamedara]

This just makes me understand why Rob is never voted out early. He is charming and capable of everything. Also HvV fell flat before merge. Its just boring idiots. Rob would have made it fun at least.

[@me_when8845]

nah. they were smart. that is the point. he is a threat. they voted him off.

[@Gouthamedara]

@@me_when8845 the heroes tribe became shite lol. Only amanda had the interest to go for the win

[@me_when8845]

@@Gouthamedara yeah. the heroes tribe didn't do anything. I wasn't talking about them

[@commentingperson9554]

It's almost like she lost all her credibility for voting incorrectly at the FTC. Like she knew it was wrong.

[@pjmclaughlin844]

She never got a lot of credibility anyway. She knew she wouldn't be tolerated by the most of the audience as she noticed has negative aspects (at least for the fact R. Hantz was there for himself & the production crew to liter the editing process). She had a strong alliance with Sandra the whole time (she seemed to somewhat be aligned with the other girls too kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5yseYaZrM9-n6c). Sandra turned out to save her from getting voted off the night Coach went. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bImllGqFjsmGjbM I know you will assume Russel did that. So threaten & insult me for all I care. (even you won't even realize you're being severely personal about it.......or at least that's what you tried to make yourself out to be in a different comment section I saw from another video.)

[@commentingperson9554]

@@pjmclaughlin844 Bro, you're wrong. Enough is enough already. Enough with the false. You're wrong.

[@AllRequired]

@@pjmclaughlin844 Whereas Russell still thought he was the audience's darling.

[@movedaccounts1825]

Commenting Person lmao this dude wrote a whole paragraph proving wrong and all you can say is “dude ur wrong”. Laughable how you cant back up your arguement

[@commentingperson9554]

@@movedaccounts1825 You're wrong.