Eagles Fans Celebrate In Philly | Stephen Refuses To Stop Talking About George Santos

Football fans in Philadelphia celebrated their big win with typical restraint, and the mystery deepens around who donated money to the George Santos campaign.
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[@pokemcrooney1134]

I wait for these videos like some people wait for iPhones

[@mikeyin7079]

Same 😂

[@marshamariner7897]

Same here...my 🛏 time tv:):)

[@jimmyispromo]

I don't wait for iPhone or hold my breath for them. I have high standards and grab Samsung Galaxy

[@patsylvest]

And I wish they'd have repeats on Friday thru Sunday.

[@kari_bear21]

Frame. Lmao 🤣

[@MyMarsham]

Please leave poor Mr Santos alone. It’s not easy being Neil Armstrong’s secret stunt double.

[@ferox965]

That's not true. Santos was hired by Kubrick to be a cameraman for the fake moon landing. Do your research!!!!!!!!!!!

[@shahnulislam9897]

I thought he was the body double for Neil Armstrong on his 1st trip to Mars. As the only Martian on Earth we should make him the president

[@MyMarsham]

@@ferox965 Of course Kubrick faked the moon landings. But he was such a stickler for authenticity that he preferred to film on location 😁

[@profdc9501]

I thought Santos came over on the Mayflower and crossed the Delaware with George Washington.

[@couragekarnga8735]

And do you know how hard it was for him to find the cure for cancer? He just didn't want anyone to know!

[@adamgardiner5869]

Australian here, George Santos has just announced he has found our lost radioactive pea after running the whole 1400km in less than a day. What a hero, thank u America for loaning him to us.

[@grampaeddie]

"I would say congratulations, but it's a horrible job and I do not like you" is just fantastic

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Collapsing stuff with the power of drunk” is my new favorite line.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Curiously, "George Santos" anagrams to "strange goose".

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

Oh how utterly splendid! Tfs!

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

LoL!!!! That would be very accurate description of him.

[@stephaniefigz3739]

Now do Anthony Devolder

[@ProdigiousHdawg]

George Santos singing karaoke is actually strangely just the thing I needed to hear right now. I've been stressing all day about a musical rehearsal I have to go to this evening where I'm going to have to sing a song that's out of my natural range and too high for me and I've been feeling really unconfident about it, but hearing George's singing has helped make me feel just a little less nervous about it and slightly more confident in my own abilities.

[@billbowers7553]

Go get em...

[@FO_Biggles]

So? How'd you do?

[@kytyrx]

During the part of Santos singing, my dogs started howling.

[@CloudsGirl7]

Poor pups. 😔

[@annemettefrederiksen7751]

Animals can sense evil in ways humans cant, poor dogs must have been trying to warn us all about that thing with glasses.

[@NewMessage]

I'm half sure that George is just three 9 year olds standing on top of one another.

[@kierstenridgway4634]

😆😆😂

[@helenaquin1797]

BAAHHH HA HA!!😂

[@jerrettsnyder4815]

Brilliant!🤣🤣🤣

[@ComradeCatpurrnicus]

That would explain all the voice cracking with his "singing".

[@user-mg4cn6wm1u]

Vincent Adultman takes offense to that.

[@sihay93]

Always a great opening monologue from Stephen. I guess I should thank The Late Show’s main writer George Santos!

[@serendipityshopnyc]

Santos certainly has been supplying some top-notch material lately. The jokes practically write themselves!

[@jeanninewaken7147]

How can we stop talking about George Santos? He just completed an entire triathlon backward in the snow!

[@joyl3926]

😂😂😂😂

[@dgh469]

In heels !

[@nelsonclub7722]

@@dgh469 whilst blindfolded and juggling bicycles which were on fire

[@jamesgoines7663]

In Vegas

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

All of you are terrible!!! 😠 *Not one of you mentioned the FACT that George Santos did all of that While Giving Birth To Triplets!!* 😐 (🤣😂😆🤣😂)

[@amyramsdell2910]

George Santos the comedic gift that keeps on giving . . .

[@ashkebora7262]

Just another clown to add to the circus that is the United States government... I want a refund. This circus sucks.

[@leadoucet1432]

The GOP: the Politician Circus Academy. Santos graduated at the top of his class lol

[@flyoverstateresident2890]

Stephen has frequent flyer points from flying the Lolita Express to Jeffrey Epstein's island.

[@vickii9536]

Ignore the trolls

[@artbargra]

@@vickii9536 I ain't responding to a troll, but I have to say this: That troll got the evidence from George Santos himself.

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

Quaterback George Santos; the real MVP, carried the EAGLES to the super bowl to face off with Anthony Devolder, his own identical twin brother cousin!

[@shirleyrombough8173]

I was sorry that Kansas won because the quarterback of the other team is the famous Joe Burrow, who led the LSU Tigers, my alma mater, to the national championsbip.

[@xavirik4828]

With Kitara, their identical sister cheering them on

[@gmailrockmcbride49508]

And their mother, Kitara, is cheering them BOTH ON!!!

[@CloudsGirl7]

Brother cousin? Yep, that's a true member of the GOP alright.

[@leadoucet1432]

@@CloudsGirl7 true lol

[@SpaceForceCommander]

There is no end to the jokes on “George Santos”, just like there is no end to the nesting dolls of lies uncovered.

[@the80hdgaming]

No end to the jokes when your entire existence seems to be a terrible running gag....

[@pranjoshi]

Second only to ....is potato.

[@AmphoteriC_]

Toall those wondering why George Santos isn't in jail, it's because he is actually the chief of police and he determined there was no wrong doing.

[@joelweber9625]

Was he the one that deputized Herschel Walker?

[@gmailrockmcbride49508]

Yeah and I heard Supreme Court Justice Anthony DeVoulder agreed completely.

[@chrisrj9871]

Don't you mean the CHEF of Police? ........sorry

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

@@chrisrj9871 Don't be!

[@leadoucet1432]

@@joelweber9625 🤣🤣🤣

[@mssharon9442]

Oh poor George Scamtos!🥺😂

[@omalor]

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified! Then after that I was George Santos for a while!"

[@tannerplummer1996]

George santos is the equivalent of “alternative facts” 🤣

[@williamduffy1227]

"... the living embodiment of Alternative facts."

[@ItsAV2023]

The epitome of the definition itself! 😂

[@tannerplummer1996]

@@williamduffy1227 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZW5kGuKfNiqiKM

[@tannerplummer1996]

@@ItsAV2023 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZW5kGuKfNiqiKM

[@ItsAV2023]

@@tannerplummer1996 gotta love me some randy rainbow!!!

[@mikaeki5245]

The Santos Multiverse is quite entertaining.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yes, and extraordinarily terrifying!

[@LtJackboot]

the Crudité joke was worth the like all on it's own.

[@jpdemer5]

Non-existent donors seem perfectly appropriate, for a candidate who didn't exist either.

[@couragekarnga8735]

And his singing career still took off! Did you know he wrote for Michael Jackson?

[@stealthattack2209]

Lol

[@Mozart1220]

@@couragekarnga8735 Well whacko Jacko was too busy drinkiing "Jesus juice and playing "rubba rubba" with little boys, one of which was George Santos.

[@keephikingforever]

Wars where people die (our own) are not things you say you were involved with to get votes. But alas Richard Bluemnthal did and got away with it becuase now the left says "he misspoke"...lol...mispsoke? Is that like pointing a gun at someone then shooting someone and saying whoops the gun went off but not sure why? George Santos and Richard Blumenthal will forver be embedded in our Congress due to lies where most of us would get fired on the spot for lying. We have a wacky Congress...Nancy ripping up her bosses speech on national tv also by the way would get you fired on the spot. Schiff lying about Trump and Russia...well you left wingers get my drift. You are very bit as creepy as Santos.

[@Slo-ryde]

They gotta be blind not to see it came from Russia!!!!

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

As a New Yorker and past resident of Nassau County I approve of the booing.

[@CLCVideos]

38-7

[@randallholloway8686]

We're gonna find out that Santos is one of Dump's long lost sons from other women that were totally not his type. To lie this much, have no marketable skills, and still fail upward is legit insane

[@marissashelley2362]

It has been reported for over 40 years that old 45 had a child with a housekeeper from one of his buildings. Maybe we found him. Could explain why he doesn't know his own name.

[@spir5102]

Yes, Trump must have groomed his long lost son in his own image. Perfect fit for the Republican party.

[@leadoucet1432]

@@marissashelley2362 omg. I believe you are right, the mental capabilities of the two do match up.

[@judyhowe2082]

One of those undocumented maids at MAGA LARDO maybe🤔

[@angiebear8727]

😂I think you made be on to something

[@amandasmiraclechipmunkmilk9369]

I'll always have a special place in my heart for George Santos. He taught Michael Jackson how to Moonwalk. 🕴🏾 Hee! Hee! 🎶Shamon.🎶 Iconic. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@couragekarnga8735]

And he taught Elvis how to croon like a dove!

[@Mozart1220]

Did he teach him "rubba rubba" as well?

[@ShinyShady]

lol beautiful!

[@aishacolbert1421]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jaq365]

Yes, and George probably learned it while ON the moon that time.

[@cyndis3942]

I love how he kept saying, 'chefs,' I

[@tonapittman]

100% that's what I'm gonna call them from now on. 'They can even keep the chop!' ... Literal chef's kiss!

[@ammaleslie509]

@@tonapittman me too! I've been telling people about the Chefs and the vegetable chop!

[@goodkaja8330]

Stephen THE funniest. Keep Santos jokes coming until he’s in prison.

[@PC-kd7dj]

You know one of Mike Lindell’s four votes to head the Republican National Committee was his own. The other three votes? They were from George Santos, Anthony Devolder, and Kitara Ravache.

[@cydppalley2644]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@hareeshkrishnaa5642]

You missed Anthony zebrovsky

[@darrellfinnbogason4811]

I bet ms. Lake didn’t vote for him either. ✌️

[@endalynch]

@@hareeshkrishnaa5642 He voted for Henry Kissinger

[@jakithomas9558]

🤣

[@cd2110]

"crudite" made me laugh out loud thank you!

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Yes, C D, I loved that. It will soon have as much of an identity as "ees potato."

[@FlickFreaks]

Colbert wants me to have learned something over the course of this 12 minute video. And I have. I now know you can put Pop-Tarts in an air fryer. Thanks Stephan! You’re doing God’s work.

[@nadnerb2k]

I haven't bought pop tarts in years, now I have to grab some to try in the air fryer 👍👍👍👍

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Use the Smores Pop Tarts in the air fryer. My granddaughter and I discovered this a year ago. 👩‍🍳 🤗🥰

[@MaxPower-vf8kt]

Of course Santo’s go-to song is, “I Will Survive.” It’s extensively covered in, Course 101: Drag Queen Songs

[@alex35agm]

Shouldn't Santos' song be The Pretender?

[@Susie_Floozie]

Oh hell NO...I just had a horrible thought. At this rate, we're going to wind up with "Ron DeSantos."

[@MsTMarie83]

Yes. I'm terrified, all the Trump supporters I know are happy to vote for him.. hes more dangerous imo

[@kwakena]

😂🤣

[@wanderer0617]

More insidious and smarter, younger than T.... 💩

[@alexvaraderey]

They've never been seen in the same room together

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

@@MsTMarie83 that's Ron deFascist, they are talking about a cross between him and George Santos.

[@shirleyandrews1152]

Santos’ audience received the Purple Heart for listening to him🏆🎖🏅

[@susanfanning9480]

Good one.

[@IliyaMoroumetz]

As a classically trained singer... I felt my soul scream in silent agony at 'Santos''... renditions.

[@Metalbass10000]

As a mediocre singer, and lover of many musical genres, I felt my soul throw up in its own mouth a little bit.

[@am53n8]

"... and a pea is a small vegetable" well done, I did not see that one coming

[@smoothrocky1847]

Reminds me of Tim Minchin’s ‘Glossary Of Terms'

[@Jaq365]

S.C.'s public service announcement for the evening. There's a kernel of truth in there, but that would be 'corn'-y.

[@bunyipdragon9499]

The scary part about the radioactive capsule is that it's small enough to get stuck in the tread of a car tyre.

[@chrism1503]

Yep, my thought exactly. It could end up *anywhere*

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Just follow the vehicle that is glowing!!!!

[@bunyipdragon9499]

@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone yeah we've got heaps of glowing jokes going on over here. My favourite is the glowing roo (it picked it up and put it in its pouch). The idea of 20 ft tall roo roaming the outback is fun 😆

[@ktiffany5904]

Luckily they found it pretty quickly

[@Toughgiraffe4865]

So happy you finally got George Santos on your writing team. 100% improvement. 👏

[@ahnaahna7278]

Oh how I enjoy all these hilarious comments after I have thoroughly roared laughing during Colbert’s great lines!!! Thks Steven.

[@todd3205]

Remember the 67 Superbowl when george desantos passed for 612 yards?

[@kwakena]

I remember! Back in 1967, right? I wasn’t born yet, but my former life told me all about it on the way to earth, when we were beaming down from that Jew-ish space laser, the Zbrosky. 😂🤣💀

[@antionettewilson4250]

🤣🤣🤣‼️

[@WilliamRWarrenJr]

That was an *epic* pass, though, ya gotta admit!

[@Marijuanifornia]

Remember the 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* and how the legalization of "Marihuana" helped to stop the Holocaust? That's actually true, and it's on video at an official US Federal government website, but none of you know about it because every Democrat and Republican in your lives and your parents' lives has lied to you to keep the "war on drugs' going. Every day that passes, mass media feed you stupid shit like the latest gossip about George Santos to keep you from learning how to change the world.

[@waqasbajwa3006]

Santos just won a grammy😂

[@placebojesus5652]

Wow the Grammy’s downward decline continues.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Damn! What a man!

[@FalloutJack]

And by that, we mean an old lady. 😁

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

For Best Picture

[@jenhug8]

Yeah, in the form of Cloris Leachman from The Beverly Hillbillies!!! 🤗😁🤣

[@nata3467]

How many alleged crimes can one man commits without being charged for something if I had even just lied on my application to my position I'd already be fired.

[@serendipityshopnyc]

He's a Gish Gallop of lies and criminality, much like 45. The crimes get revealed at such a quick pace, it's almost impossible to focus on one long enough to convict and remove.

[@THMILLER]

Stephen is always a delight🤣🤣

[@athomewithmelissa2438]

Santos's singing scared my cat.

[@annemettefrederiksen7751]

Poor animal, please give extra treato for pain and suffering..

[@stephentomsky9576]

I really hope we can prove George Santos isn't his real name so we can just invalidate his oath of office.

[@tylerkochman1007]

The oath is taken en masse though

[@jakegilbert8116]

Wtf. He is actually psychotic with zero morals. Mr. Colbert, from a Gilbert to a Colbert, and honestly the nicest, most sincere, with morals and an amazing heart (your interview with Anderson Cooper keeps me a better person) don’t let up. You do you! Thank you sir

[@jaynorris3722]

The laughter that Santos brings is priceless...

[@jamesgoines7663]

Stephen comedic talent is unbelievable. He seems effortless with the jokes, expressions, and vocalizations. Thanks

[@Baribrotzer]

He's good - but he has good writers, too, and I'm sure he'd be the first to say so.

[@kenforu1531]

And nobody coulda done Mr. GoodWrench so well.

[@NancyLynnHancock]

@@Baribrotzer Fantastic writers. The delivery, however, is all Colbert's.

[@rickiereeves1950]

@@Baribrotzer saw him live last Wednesday and he’s fantastic and even said to the audience he has great writers before he filmed the monologues haha

[@serendipityshopnyc]

@@Baribrotzer Colbert does have wonderful writers, but as we learned during the pandemic, he has impeccable comedic timing even in a dressed-up closet with virtually no audience. Respect!

[@sarahdzeima5102]

We absolutely should keep talking about Santos.

[@leesarolan]

Jesus loves you he died on the cross for your sins. Believe in him and you will be saved and go to heaven!

[@lisarodriguez6966]

@@leesarolan goodness, this is your hobby.🤦‍♀️

[@thathobbitlife]

Loved the LOTR eagles jokes ;-) of course Stephen didnt miss an opportunity to make an Eagles joke about Tolkiem works

[@timothyyoung2962]

The Eagles are sure to win with George Santos as their quarterback.

[@marvinmartin4692]

And running congress at the same time!

[@gaileastwood6540]

Yes us Chiefs fan totally think they should recruit him in time for the super bowl!

[@Katseye102]

Just when I think Stephen can’t get any funnier……Santos enters the arena! 😂😂😂

[@christinefury1040]

“The power of drunk.”😂

[@erikaswanson7072]

I think Philadelphia runs on the power of drunk. That should be the nation's new green (🤢) energy..

[@SanjuMathewK]

Lost a radioactive pill... Plot for a new super hero origin story right there.

[@kwakena]

😂😂😂

[@williamduffy1227]

The Incredible Mulk

[@markd.9538]

Based on how radioactive the thing is, that superhero’s name will either be “Glow-boy”, or (more likely) “Dead-man”.

[@douglashenry6996]

Of course Santos was appointed to the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology by Jim Jordan. After all, he graduated first in his class from Star Fleet Academy.

[@crazycatmama2098]

I think people should back off about Santos. He still has the incredible distinction of having carried 4 injured hikers to the top of Mt. Everest on his shoulders. The man’s strength is insane.

[@kainhall]

Thank you George Santos for making me finally realize that my singing is actually not that bad

[@ComradeCatpurrnicus]

My thoughts exactly

[@lookwhatshappeningnow8974]

Anyone else remember that snickers commercial from the 90's, where the guy painted CHEFS instead of CHIEFS in the endzone? "Great googley moogley" Lol

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

I don't recall but I bet YT has it!!! There is a show called " The Middle" where Mike Heck's brother (Norm McDonald) has an idea to get around paying licencing fees to the NFL by changing up the team names on his shower curtains. One was the Indianapolis "Cots". I can see the Chiefs being spelled like Chefs for those. It is funny, and true, when he says the brain will automatically fill in what's missing.

[@brucecoppola8512]

Great commercial! I was a sign painter then and had a gig painting the mascot images and team names on high school gym floors around Michigan so it was even funnier to me. For the record, I never misspelled the name.

[@ChristineCAlb1]

That’s exactly what I was thinking too, only I couldn’t remember what product was being advertised at the time. Lol

[@mrhax4464]

As an Australian I can confirm the radiation from that capsule has mutated the spiders and made them gigantic. As a result, nobody has noticed the difference.

[@mwhearn1]

Also made the snakes highly poisonous.... wait as sec...

[@TheAginG420]

lmao

[@edge918]

mr Hax, you sir are quite the funny person 🙂 you made me smile 💙

[@johnsmithe4656]

Makes the crocodiles ornery too, and they breed like crazy, taking over all the waterways.

[@janpowell1549]

😜🤘🤣❤️

[@calvinbright3054]

Santos is the gift that just keeps on giving. His rendition of Hallelujah sounds like alley cats mating.

[@telebubba5527]

Close. It was him and his ex boyfriend.😜

[@kathryngeeslin9509]

Half my cats are alley cats and sound better. When fighting. (A neighbor tuxedo will hump anyone, male female neutered, and when they fight him they sound really bad.)

[@Javmon9]

Best non football fan's description: the men's football conference finals 🤣

[@LoPhatKao]

my neighbors dog started howling when the Santos sings bit was on i'd like to think it's coincidence, but i doubt it

[@couragekarnga8735]

Think I'd rather hear the dog haha.

[@johnathanmartin1504]

Your neighbor's dog was saying "Hey wait a minute! That's the dog that stole my bone! He said that he was the bone tax collector!".

[@ComradeCatpurrnicus]

Never stop calling out, making fun of, and shining a spotlight on the corrupt, the blindly hateful, the willfully ignorant, and, of course, the lying clowns.

[@deborahbarnes6741]

I hope the press keeps hounding him on a daily basis.

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

I still remember that Twix commercial showing that older man working really, really hard on getting the paint in the endzone just right. Slowly detailing everything. Football player walks up. "Hey that's right. But who are the Chefs?" and it zooms out. One if the few good things about the 90's from a kid who grew up in them and knows that nostalgia and reality are not the same thing.

[@jiubboatman9352]

When C said noble prize for volleyball I nearly drowned. I had a mouth full of tea.

[@MrVovansim]

This reminded me of one time Jon Stewart was on his show, and as he was talking, Stephen took a sip of water, and Jon refused to say anything until he swallowed the water, so he wouldn't do a spit take at him. Heh.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

He literally had over 300 million people and he managed to somehow pick names that didn't exist ANYWHERE in the US. I am actually impressed by that.

[@billfussman8859]

How is this dude still in congress? Why isn't he in jail ?

[@stan4now]

He will be.

[@lukewright9031]

He was voted into office that's why.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Because America.

[@charleswalters5284]

Nixon's evil alliance of hillbillies and rich people under the confederate flag

[@AmphoteriC_]

He is actually the chief of police and determined there was no wrong doing.

[@nlocnil3602]

Was watching Forrest Gump last night for the 1000th time and was surprised to learn that Forrest Gumps son was played by a young George Santos. Unbelievable

[@jquest99]

Forrest Gump was also played by... George Santos.

[@cristahunniford5233]

My names Forrest Gump, people call me Forrest Devolder

[@serendipityshopnyc]

Practically everything about Santos is unbelievable! And I do mean that literally.

[@kellybinns2126]

Lol the same thing happened in Colorado last April. A small pellet containing cesium fell off a truck on I-25 and the highway had to be shut down for a few hours while they located it, thankfully it was only a half mile stretch instead of 1400kms (870 miles)

[@Hav3nMaina]

George Santos is legitimately the funniest US congressman and just a sign of how dystopian shit has become

[@hankakah4180]

Congrats Stephen Colbert on 9.07 million subscribers. I remember first watching this show when Trump was elected President and he was at 3.07M subscribers. Now up to 9.07M and counting. The best late night show IMHO.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

win or lose, the fans will always be the most destructive force upon public property that make hurricanes look tame in comparison. this is why i can't take sports seriously, and never will.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

There are other reasons not to take sports seriously as well. But we'll start with yours.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

1:51 "Joe and Hannah Montana" Show some respect and call her by her real name: George Santos.

[@chrisoakey9841]

It's time for courts to be calling Santos.

[@tylerkochman1007]

I like how Colbert specified it was MEN’s football people were talking about

[@kindablue1959]

The Women's National Football Conference was founded in 2018. Their 2023 season starts in April.

[@daxmiller35]

Nah. That was Stupid

[@frankmaxwell2052]

Yeah I noticed that too and thought seriously? You had to elaborate on which football league?

[@kindablue1959]

@@daxmiller35 CBS (Stephen's Network) is one of the TV networks that carries WNFC games. I bet someone in corporate made sure that Stephen made the distinction, effectively advertising the league. It made you stop and think, so it worked.

[@user-di6cn2ne7u]

@@frankmaxwell2052 they always clarify when it's women's [sport]. Why do one and not the other?

[@dioxideuniversal]

it shouldn't take longer than the media's stamina to hold politicians accountable.

[@bizzmoneyb]

Fly Eagles Fly!!!

[@jc6800]

Gandalf is a great coach!!

[@SharangAgarwal]

"....and a pea is a small vegetable" Ded 😂😂😂

[@civil_villain]

Santos SHOULD be left alone. It's McCarthy that needs to constantly be hounded about him now...

[@melissarey2973]

The eagles are in the annual autumnal contest to see who is the most superb owl. Seems more likely than the other team who aren't even birds.

[@SquiLLs]

@Joseph Seed Lmfao why are you so mad at a joke? You pipe down now Joseph. The chiefs are about to get beaten so badly that they'll have to change their team name...

[@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ]

It was reported that George Santos found the tiny radioactive capsule

[@direwolf6234]

all they need is santos social security number which he will provide to get his paycheck and see what name is attached to it ....

[@gerbmcnuggets5466]

1:25 you forgot “….iS pOaTatO!”

[@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively]

Love you Stephen. 💙 Next job. No Desantis. No fascists 💙

[@jerryrichardson2799]

Normally, when I hear singing that bad, I'd say "Don't quit your day job.", but not with Santos.

[@mysterialite]

"MEN'S Football Conference Championship" YES!!! Thank you to the writers for this baby step toward not othering women's sports! I see you. :-D

[@claytonmarona6225]

Don't forget, New York voters didn't question Santos and just voted for him despite wild claims. They failed America

[@alexvaraderey]

Republican New York voters

[@couragekarnga8735]

And themselves.

[@tylerkochman1007]

To be fair, each voter only probably heard like five of the things he claimed. He would sound to have lived an interesting life, but not entirely unfathomable. But once you hear all of his claims, or dig into any of them, that is where it is alarming.

[@BoyProdigyX]

And the journalists who covered that race. But the main share of blame IS his. This was a lesson to ALL of us, honestly. This perpetration of fraud may actually help create laws to stop this in the future, before it's too late to do anything about it, as voters.

[@sinetteiversen9978]

They voted for the letterR Deplorable!!!

[@feldegast]

I was hoping Stephen Burger dressed in Stephen's suit, glasses and hair but still a burger for a head 😂

[@sumeetsandhu9713]

Is burger.

[@marshamariner7897]

@@sumeetsandhu9713 ok...is burger....to go w ....is 🥔....and those r 🍟....so the go together:):)

[@anthony7489]

It's clearly Mayor McCheese in disguise

[@sherrihaight2724]

I normally wouldn't give someone a hard time for having fun singing by themselves, but really this guy just asked for it.

[@DaWillstanator]

🎶Please keep talkin’ bout Santos-tos-tos-tos. Please keep talkin’ bout Santooooos🎶

[@jmms429]

Poor Santos cant be corrupt with everybody watching.

[@macforme]

jmms429: Are you sure? Being a compulsive liar/scammer is not controllable.

[@marshamariner7897]

@@macforme just ask the ...liar...scammer cheetoe traitor:(:(

[@macforme]

@@marshamariner7897 Thanks Marsha....but I prefer to distance myself from the Worst Prez in History of the USA. There is no point in asking him anything anyway... he just lies.

[@marvinmartin4692]

Don’t worry republicans will find a way!

[@southparkfan01]

George Santos deserves our respect! He invented the dinosaurs, he was the founding member of Destiny's Child, and played Batman in every single Batman movie!

[@jimuicker4731]

He was all three members of Destiny's Child.

[@eb6472]

What About All 9 Members of Slipknot????

[@Metalbass10000]

@@eb6472 well, Slayer did retire just in time for Santos to run for Congress...

[@Mikkelltheimmortal]

If people thought the hulk would be bad, I give you Kangahulk. We are officially screwed

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Hulkaroo?

[@douglashenry6996]

Kangaroo Smash!

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Gotta love Colbert . It's nice to see somebody stick on their own values

[@nicholasstocker8864]

Stephen, PLEASE MAKE MORE GEORGE SANTOS JOKES!!!

[@kenek629]

I'll be honest, I'm just counting down the days until we see Evie again for First Drafts. Valentines Day can't come any sooner!

[@earlybird256]

We love Evie as well✨ she is a so funny and lovely

[@burnyizland]

OMG that singing should make anyone who has ever tried karaoke feel better about themselves. That was horrendous. I was at a block party this summer and no one was getting up to sing until two drunk men caterwauled themselves through something and were so cringingly bad that suddenly everyone became brave and went up after them. So I guess Santos IS serving the public!

[@shermanculbertson6244]

George Santos is living proof that absolutely anyone can be a U.S. senator.

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

But Devolder is a… oh yeah, he is a senator. I forgot.

[@davidweyant9356]

He's in the House of Representatives not the Senate.

[@robbruss8506]

He is proof anyone can be anyone else, also.

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

@@davidweyant9356 Sherman made a joke because George lied a lot about himself such as working for Citigroup and Goldman-Sachs.

[@clarafedde8674]

Try Dr Marshall from Kansas...why you think so many Republicans wanted "Marshall's" Law....he can't even spell law. True story.

[@nathanaeldouglass8487]

The burger joke was well done

[@danyellerobinson5940]

... 🍔

[@8arrows]

Ha that’s punny

[@AndersHaalandverby]

I hope George is ok, along with his bandmates Paul, John and Ringo.

[@serendipityshopnyc]

John isn't doing so hot, but it's wonderful that George Santos was able to survive that serious case of death from lung cancer!

[@maribelcaudillo258]

"It is a horrible job and I do not like you" lmao!

[@NP-zl7dz]

The crudités joke was sublime