We Plan the Perfect Day For Each Other and it Gets Wild

[@seraphinaedan1033]

"You get to choose the yoga person because you're weird about people" "They will all laugh at your jokes because I know how important that is to you" true friendship

[@Jaymic]

Link going as "DJ Rhett" wearing a giant Rhett head, then revealing himself to actually be Link is such a Rhett and Link idea I love it. Reminds me of Brian Cranston wearing a prosthetic of his own face to a convention.

[@trevorcarlisle5447]

Rhett pretending to be a chauffeur was top tier best friend mode

[@pdfbanana]

I was hoping they stuck with the "it could really happen" premise, but conversely kinda loved how silly it got. My favorite part was that their perfect days ended up being the same day even though it didn't make sense with the rest of the day lmao

[@pamelah1220]

This is my favorite ear biscuit so far. Link insisting on getting Rhett a physical and McGriddles. Rhett hiring a band to play while facing the corner as Link tries to do yoga.

[@Justin-zk8jq]

Rhett: "It has to be things that we can realistically accomplish" Link: "There's gonna be a one way mirror with 6 five star chefs that will aggressively compete for your approval... they're also going to make out in a hot tub"

[@RDSwords]

Rhett's perfect day: 1) Beans 2) Repeat 1 Link's perfect day: 1) Sharp object in each hand 2) Come out swingin'

[@AlecSmith94]

Don’t forget sorting the mail for link haha

[@karenamyx2205]

Former: Simple man enjoying a simple meal. Latter: The greatest massacre in Human history.

[@pdfbanana]

Would LOVE continued occasional updates on Link's DJ journey

[@kmstrswtrose1]

😂

[@missknisely]

Agreed! It was the cutest thing that he was so stressed about needing to make adjustments to his playlist and Christie is like "You can do it babe!" lolol

[@soccerguy325]

The "perfect day" portion was so funny. Loved how each of them tried to give hints to the other about their perfect days while really just focusing on their own.

[@tylerkulak967]

Anyone else love when Rhrett says “oh well wait, you can’t shoot a flair on a mountain in California,” as if a helicopter following Link with a cord ready as he bikes down a mountain was realistic

[@hayleygordon6479]

Whichever crew member came up with this, give them a pat on the back. This episode was great!

[@waterloo-sunset]

crew members dont come up with the ear biscuit subjects, the guys themselves do. this isnt gmm

[@hayleygordon6479]

@@waterloo-sunset they say in the podcast that one of the crew members came up with the idea

[@InWeCome]

i loved every single minute of it!

[@dan3458]

@@waterloo-sunset if you're gonna try and be a smart arse you should probably actually listen to what they say 😂

[@nowthatsurban]

@@waterloo-sunset ah, the classic "snarky incorrect comment without ever watching the video." Always entertaining.

[@mimsydreams]

Link starting Rhett's day with a McGriddles and a physical is such a Link thing to do

[@missknisely]

Link's like... I know Rhett wanted to start the day off in an oceanside house but what he REALLY wants is a McDonald's drive-thru and a Doctors appt. lolololol

[@marcjohnson3553]

1:02:53 i love how happy Rhett was when Link guessed what he wanted to do

[@hamsterstyle6152]

AWW! Thanks for time stamping this omg this is so cute im tearing up

[@leelabriggs3510]

gotta love the winching Link up a mountain on his bike bit, also Rhett's horrible gunge reality TV show lmaoooo also Link casually dropping in 'after the physical' and Rhett going '.......the what?'

[@gracejask]

Link, I just recently discovered that restaurants (cool, "trendy" ones) have special playlists. It is usually something more low key, super curated, and thoughtful. Not really DJing necessarily, but celebrity DJs are often the ones who create them. I feel like you would be really good at that! You could do it for all of the LA spots lol.

[@leahbelieva]

“Well… was I inebriated when you told me this??” I’m laughing so hard during this episode😅

[@punxie89]

Rhett: "The horse doesn't watch" Link: "I don't care if the horse watches" 🤣 👀🐴👀🐴👀🐴

[@sarahfahnert2027]

I remember now why I stopped listening to y’all at night when I am trying to fall asleep. I can’t stop laughing and my baby and husband are trying to sleep 😂.

[@humanity.]

That baby doll mask from GMM would be an amazing DJ persona!

[@dominica6373]

oh my god, this is an amazing idea hahaha

[@marys7263]

As much as I hate that mask; still think it a great suggestion. Lol.

[@charlasoto5808]

He could be called DJ Scary Babyface

[@gabsvlogs2695]

@@charlasoto5808 GOLD

[@gigglesvids3561]

And then he definitely wouldn't look "old". 😄

[@Fallenangelcas98]

This ear biscuit was so fun 😂

[@micmicky123]

Between the reoccurring horse character , grappling between if the horse or the wife should be sedated, and a portable fully consenting wife beckoned by a button with her pack n’play stripper cage…I cackled the whole damn time!!😄😄😄

[@mtrefethen1]

Ground rules: It must be attainable. Rhett, okay there will be group of the best massage therapist in the world behind a one way mirror that I've installed for you to choose from 😂

[@jessicasenbetu2905]

Absolutely adored the whole staff party and Dj link update. Link is so endearing and genuine, and I love how he processes his learning experience! I was watching that whole part with the biggest smile on my face

[@cassandee1303]

When Link started calling sorting the mail a conjugal visit 🤣🤣

[@somshunsun]

I cried laughing during this episode - damn y’all just keep getting better and better. And now a number to call?! Hilarious and exciting

[@basquehound1999]

Rhett and Link age like fine wine.

[@Ktsjdu5xi6e86r9]

I'm literally only to the DJing portion of this but it is so cool to see Link enthusiastically pursuing something new! we always hear about Rhett voraciously pursuing his interests and knowledge and know Link does it too but to hear him be like, "This could be my calling!" and lighting up like a Christmas tree, warms my heart

[@tobysstory4013]

Please vlog this and put it on Rhett and Link channel. This would be hilarious 😂 great podcast

[@StaceWah]

Each time Rhett said "we are accepting dudes" it sounded more and more like he was saying "dudes welcome " ^.^

[@ph-vf5hx]

English is tricky in its simplicity because 'we are accepting' can be a verb or adjective phrase and the meainings are very different.

[@RebeccaBrysonMUA]

I do enjoy the friendship episodes as a reasonably new (2020) mythical beast, as there are a lot of stories I haven’t heard, but, I’ve been working my way back through EB episodes and I love the ones that are a bit more random, like the rabbit hole ones, or AMA ones etc. This concept was really really good and it was nice to see you guys having so much fun with it as well.

[@MattCraftDotDerp]

This was the funniest episode in a very long time. Couldn't stop laughing while they were planning and micromanaging each others' plans.

[@meenaz1934]

I thought I'd check before I asked....AND HE ALREADY DID IT!! Thank you Link for sharing your playlist on Spotify ❤

[@nathyntrees]

This was so so so funny I was laughing during my run while listening so often. Loved this episode so much ❤️❤️

[@waterloo-sunset]

great podcast. love when you guys go off on a tangent and just enjoy yourselves. i hope eb stays somewhat personal. i dont mind what you talk about, ultimately, i just hope you aren't swayed by the normie demographic who just want "whacky" stuff like on gmm. ear biscuits has always felt like a special place for the more OG fans, like gmmore was. love ya

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

"They're all laughing at your jokes...I know that's important to you." Lololol OMG

[@katelynholm4627]

This is the direction Ear Biscuits should go! I’m a huge fan of Rhett and Link, but I skip a lot of episodes and wouldn’t share most of them with friends because they’re too focused on lore. These types of hilarious hypotheticals (and more games) are worth sharing to people who aren’t fans. I LOVE this format.

[@enchanteddryad6500]

Hey guys! I listen to Earbiscuits every Sunday during my ironing in front of the T.V. It's easy for me to iron away at a relaxed pace with your stories. What I enjoy the most are your holiday/travel stories. It's always fun to experience the experiences along with you, and also feel like the other person who is also listening to each other and giving comments about the trip. So maybe take lots of weekends away and trips because I will listen to all of it. Cheers! P.S I HIGHLY recommend you guys start using timestamps so people can remember/ look up what parts they are at, or what parts they want to skip.

[@se_charlie6022]

Yes I like travel stories too

[@SengentaroBloodwake]

I love the friendship stories!!!! I want to know all bout your lifelong friendship! You could definitely break it up. Or don't do it at all. Totally up to ya'll, obviously. I will still be listening.

[@johnfitzgerald7205]

"You're going to get a physical" - Link Lmao

[@harpurr53]

Y'all, I have been putting off calling the doctor about an ear infection for TWO WEEKS... thank you for making me commit to calling them tomorrow. The preacher bit got me in the childhood, altho mine is Northeastern US accent instead, haha.

[@VikingNidhogg]

Man, it hit home. I have been avoiding for over a year and my pulmonary issues and heart issues are getting so much worse. I am so exhausted and doing anything makes me cough so hard I puke. I threw up taking a shower last night... It's time.

[@UniqueCommentary247]

The sedated wife and the sedated horse part was the funniest it had me cracking up!!!

[@SandyHolmes0001]

I would definitely came to this podcast whenever i want a laugh because this is so hilarious

[@lydiaxstiles9025]

this might be their best episode… so genuine and entertaining. need more shit like this

[@yzma6908]

man I reaaaaaaaaly enjoyed this ear biscuit, yall are amazing tbh

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

I have been SO under the weather and have been digging into all these episodes I haven't gotten to see and let me tell you...I grew up without a Dad and nothing has made me feel more like I'm being cared for by good Dad's than these hilarious videos. Thank you from the top to bottom of my heart!!! ♥️♥️♥️

[@squid1313]

This episode was so good and so funny whosever idea this was omg it's perfect cuz they're trying to give each other perfect days based off their own preferences I love it

[@elfie5442]

Rhett needs to watch the british tv show "Taskmaster" ! He would absolutely love it ! He would actually make a great Taskmaster himself !

[@dawsongentleman]

Your guy’s show is great and it really helped me get through hard times in my life. Felt like I had my friends with me when I was lonely

[@scissorz]

this might be my favourite ear biscuits 😭

[@JennRighter]

"We make love in every room"--Rhett, then he realizes it sounds like he means Link, lol.

[@godessAthy]

This whole episode was an actual fever dream lol 😂 loved it!

[@Chelfann93]

This has to be one of my favorite episodes! My favorite biscuits are ones where they are talking about their trips or childhood memories because of the visualization. I'm not even finished this episode and it's one of my favorites 😆

[@criticallol3039]

Possible DJ names for Link: -LNKSTR -S3RP3NT KING 👑/ 🐍👑 -LINK 9000 -DJ CTL -DJ SPRITES -OCP/Dj (OCPDj/OCP DJ etc.) -Link Neal -DJ Link -Gutless Wonder -DJ Frosted Mini Beatz (DJ FMB) -Linkstar/LinkStar/LNKST4R -MYTHICAL BEATZ/MYTHIKAL BEATZ -Jade Daddy/JADE DADDY/J4DE D4DDY

[@_.E._.]

Mythical Beatz is good and honestly DJ Sprites actually sounds legit. If you told me DJ Sprites was a real DJ I’d believe it.

[@NoiseDay]

Frosted Mini Beatz is my favorite

[@harmonydesroches]

Mythical Beatz is genius!

[@criticallol3039]

@@NoiseDay Yeah I like that one too😂

[@criticallol3039]

@@harmonydesroches Mythical beats for mythical beasts by MYTHICAL BEATZ

[@Gold63Beast]

There’s also highlights in songs that just levels up the party. Like clips of songs. When you see a good DJ doing her/his thing, it takes real skill man.

[@mellowmaru364]

the "we´re accepting dudes" has me dying hahaha

[@kaitlin7864]

I keep trying to watch this, but I keep falling asleep. Not because I am bored, but because my internet dad's make me feel so safe and cozy. ❤️

[@TheFlyingMage]

Link can be called DJ Babyface and use his nightmarish babyface mask.

[@StarchildLunaMoon]

Elkhound (Snugglebaby)💚✨

[@nadiraazmi2283]

This is by far one of the best ear biscuits episode ever! I was SO intrigued

[@wh0aheavy]

I love the friendship talks but I also love the other things you guys come up with for episodes. I think it's a nice mix between the two.

[@theresaann6855]

true friendship...love these guys

[@carollollol]

That Ba flying joke cracked me up XD!!

[@vsaturated]

Perfect day for me would be watching a movie and sleeping 8 hours lol

[@hhazzy2428]

Umm no your friendship is the best. Definitely not sick of that content! I also welcome anything else you talk about as well. I just love you pals 🥹

[@gigglesvids3561]

I really appreciate Link's DJ sensibilities. Starting with music you can easily talk over is fantastic. It is so difficult to parse words that people are saying over blaring lyric music. I also think it is amazing how you took the request and found the vibe they were drawn too! Then took that info and were able to DJ on the fly!

[@jade_meiko]

I was laughing so hard listening to this episode on spotify 😂😂😂 my stomach hurts

[@Gold63Beast]

PLEASE MAKE A CARTOON VIDEO FOR THIS EPISODE LOL. Like Joe Rogan cartoons lol. It will be hilarious

[@DeanTheDoctor]

Just be yourself Rhett and the people will naturally love you for who you are. 😎🌎✌️

[@GingerHoliday]

This is one of my favorite ep of EB in a long time, I was laughing so hard all the way through

[@wewwofoxx]

5:12 “THIS JUST IN: RHETT IS TIRED OF THE FRIENDSHIP!! 😩💔”

[@dannaca4465]

This reminds me of when me and my best friend used to have sleepovers and wake up and tell each other the amazing “dreams” we would have

[@foxbasealpha]

Rhett’s chauffeur story is basically the storyline of the ’80s film, Some Kind of Wonderful.

[@magicallyRy]

this episode was hilarious. it reminds me of one big weird dream😂😂

[@michellestangeland6127]

Love this episode too! It marries entertainment and imagination with inspiration! Great job you two, and your super duper crew! Love ittttt!

[@inlimboxyu]

This was a really fun episode! And thank you for the DJ update! I would love an update re: Rhett's surprise Christmas gift someday. . .I still wonder what his wife got for him. ; )

[@sterling8298]

Link needs to go to a great night club/dance club so that he can see what it's like to have good dance music for a party. Because I like all music and I think it's good to have plenty of backup playlists even the dance party mix.

[@celestinaanderson3979]

Link is so sweet, naive, and adorable that I can't stand it😍..he tried so hard to be a great DJ💙

[@EightPieceBox]

I just started watching, and I'm already cracking up at them trying to convince people that phones aren't scary.

[@megansouliere5301]

At the beginning Link looks like a first grader that has been given a treat on his desk but told to wait until the whole class has received one to eat it LOL

[@vebtinkerbellable]

I love the episodes about the past,BecauseWe are about the same age and it brings up a lot of memories from that time

[@davea11]

Lol @ them starting by saying it had to stay realistic and possible haha

[@kaff1229]

I’m so here for Link’s dj journey

[@OffbeatLiteracy]

Rhett Milkshakespeare sounds like the thing I was horrified by most in school decades ago. Assignments? Breaking up into groups? Doing a presentation? Thank god there's alcohol in the milkshakes because I've done plenty of presentations in my life I had no hand in putting together my guy 🤣

[@MIVADI]

One time I was djing when I was 13 years old at a party of my brother’s friend and I was playing songs they didn’t like. I didnt have any other songs besides the ones i had planned to dj, it was pretty soulcrushing when they ALL left. My brother and his gf and a different friend stayed and told me to play my favorite song and we all started to jump. Its such a core memory in my djcareer and makes me kinda emotional telling this comment section haha. Nowadays any party I go to people ask me to play my playlists or I dj and they tell me im great at djing. I would love to help link with his dj skills bc i have been doing this a long time and im truly a mythical beast

[@ZoesZoo]

Rhett you're thinking of "Ready Or Not". Idk why but it's become one of my favorite movies 😆

[@kristinaglasgow7317]

I love listening to Link talk about music. Rhett, I like listening to him talk about food. My two loves - music and food. :)

[@anonymixx8106]

"the horse isnt watching"😂😂😂

[@MarieDomander]

this was a great one 😆

[@snowwhite3794]

That date and sheet story with a hat a accent is AMAZING!!

[@rayanagi]

Link brought me back to my DJ days in a virtual nightclub in Second Life. Taking requests was expensive because if I didn't already have the MP3, I was quickly buying it from Apple or Amazon. 🤣 I had software on my PC that emulated a full deck of gear. So fun. But I'm sure the technology has come a long way. Hearing about that high quality streaming service made the 💡 go on. No more gigs of MP3s on external hard drives?! 🤯 I need to get back into it!

[@lady__freya__]

Omg Link is such a control freak that he can’t even let Rhett play this game 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@dienose]

This was an S-Tier episode

[@LeighSiren]

I feel like DJ Jumpsuit or DJ coveralls could be a thing since Link looks super cool in them

[@kristinaglasgow7317]

Since the pandemic began, I do most of my work in the back room. I'm the boss and the person who has to organize everything and make sure we're keeping up with the deluge of items pouring in. Prior to this, I would prep my iPod (something I no longer use - pandemic has seen me switch to Spotify) with various playlists suiting who I was working with, etc. It always made me feel great when customers, coworkers, etc complimented what I was playing. Had it on a playlist for me when it was just me working up front and a customer said that the radio was on a run of hillbilly music (Hank Williams Sr, Bob Dylan, etc). Proceeded to go on a streak of why it was terrible music in a long rant. One of the only times I've experienced someone do that. With the amount of thought, care, etc that goes into a playlist, it feels horrible to not have someone appreciate it. My one coworker hates when I played sad music. I would try to cut that out for her. They've gotten big for their britches in the last few years. I was working up front with music playing. We went to lunch and I paused it. I like to see the stats associated with what I've been listening to and we eat in another room. The one coworker raced ahead of me afterwards and put music on. Terrible music. They've gotten used to controlling the music. I'm not one for modern country or kid's music (the one enjoys it and puts it on if kids in the store). I don't like hearing the same music all day long in a loop either - especially when it's not something I like to start with. Once we finally catch up in the back (praying we do), I'll have to regain control out front, music-wise. LOL.

[@heatherjosvlog]

Rhetts rec was a good one for at least 1 person. I'll think about it.

[@annn5700]

DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂

[@LordaLow]

this was a great episode, really interesting topic :)

[@cassandee1303]

The physical 😂😂

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

I love that Link remarked after being asked to disrobe, "hopefully this is the massage"... Hahahah This episode is hilarious. I would love to know what the "worst day" would entail LOL

[@lachlangraham1060]

I feel like Rhett would really like Jack Box games - that power point idea kind of exists as one of the games

[@Theresa6121]

Wow!! You guys need to do this exercise again, enough said.

[@matsousa]

I'm thinking "DJ Rhettro"