Earth is an Alien Petting Zoo (Golf With Your Friends)

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@aethernaut1899
@aethernaut1899 Ай бұрын
what a perfect afternoon. grab a drink, grab a snack, listen to Alex Smith slowly lose his mind.
@Thatgingerdude15
@Thatgingerdude15 Ай бұрын
Average hatfilms videos
@MH-hu5pi
@MH-hu5pi Ай бұрын
Slowly?
@lukeantonystevens2942
@lukeantonystevens2942 Ай бұрын
a beer + hatfilms vid is sublime
@drayzorn
@drayzorn Ай бұрын
Carl Sagan called all this UFO sighting stuff, it's just the hangover from the death of god in America, an atheist desire for the outside.
@brynley
@brynley Ай бұрын
I can relate to Smithy. It's like holding up a mirror. I don't always love it but I can't argue with it.
@kael13
@kael13 Ай бұрын
Smiffy is the dreamer, the pensive one, the big thinker. Ross is just happy about his banana.
@lamonszorro
@lamonszorro Ай бұрын
Smith being such a conspiracy nut and trying to play it down is my favorite hat films arc 😅
@samgray2239
@samgray2239 Ай бұрын
The thing is pilots have seen a lot of stuff in the skies that the us covers up
@user-lz5vh9bb5w
@user-lz5vh9bb5w Ай бұрын
@@samgray2239 The thing is that you have no idea what you're talking about
@samgray2239
@samgray2239 Ай бұрын
@@user-lz5vh9bb5w okay “user-lz5vh9bb5w” (definitely not a bot or misinformation account name) please enlighten me
@samgray2239
@samgray2239 Ай бұрын
@@user-lz5vh9bb5w what’s the weather like at the secret government facility where youre at “user-lz5vh9bb5w”
@lunarfrog2
@lunarfrog2 Ай бұрын
​@samgray2239 Doesn't mean you should jump straight to Aliens visiting earth, use occam's razor, what's more likely, a hallucination, a made up story, military tech, weather balloons etc. He starts off alright thinking life is probably out there but the jump into high tech alien empires visiting earth for shits and giggles is a bit much
@Odyanii
@Odyanii Ай бұрын
Smith tries to couch it between disclaimers of rationality but his brain is so cooked
@mostlyharmless7154
@mostlyharmless7154 Ай бұрын
Watching him try to do the same shot 5 times as he rambles, true smooth brain
@DetectiveMichealScarn
@DetectiveMichealScarn Ай бұрын
Just watched this and now I’m convinced my cat is an alien spy. That explains why he stares at me like I owe him rent. 🛸🐾
@Spahrrow
@Spahrrow Ай бұрын
It's finally happened folks. Smith has gone off the deep end. RIP King
@edholmes8726
@edholmes8726 Ай бұрын
He’s really becoming Unkel Smaffy.
@BeartatoTime
@BeartatoTime Ай бұрын
I like Smith's wild oscillations between railing on social media, and losing his god damn mind via social media. He's a man of many multitudes.
@leetri
@leetri Ай бұрын
There's just waaaaay too many assumptions you have to make to conclude that aliens visit earth, when the much more likely scenario is that someone just misidentified something.
@MrSpannners
@MrSpannners Ай бұрын
There are so many wild things that can happen naturally on Earth. But if people see something they have never seen or heard about before, it's suddenly "otherworldly" to them..
@positronalpha
@positronalpha Ай бұрын
Occam's razor is boring. Same reason religious thinking exists.
@bod9001a
@bod9001a Ай бұрын
From my perusing of r/aliens and r/UFOs, r/aliens is way more bonkers and spiritual oddly, r/UFOs really suffers from " they'll reveal aliens any day now " syndrome, and people posting pictures of balloons mistaking it for UFOs xD
@violetWinter54
@violetWinter54 Ай бұрын
if you want to see a truly bonkers conspiracy subreddit check out r/EscapingPrisonPlanet , i couldn't even begin to guess what has led that place to become what it is, other than a lot of mind altering substances
@pifeg
@pifeg Ай бұрын
THANK YOU Thomas for the edit at 8:22. I absolutely cracked up laughing at Ross' silent bewilderment. Edit: also Smith's Hits sounds like a hilarious idea
@SgtSquashington
@SgtSquashington Ай бұрын
"depends how sunny it is" underrated joke ross 😂
@KeeptainKeep
@KeeptainKeep Ай бұрын
So Smiths free time is spent Gilfs watching and researching aliens, what a mad lad.
@Ovetupp
@Ovetupp Ай бұрын
Where did they find the Trott look-a-like? He looks nothing like him!
@PierceArner
@PierceArner Ай бұрын
The 3D-printed B stock: Alan, Broth, & Scott.
@A_Ereira
@A_Ereira Ай бұрын
Craig can only put on so much make-up. Leave him alone!
@GoldnThunder
@GoldnThunder Ай бұрын
I feel intellectually stimulated in many uncomfortable ways after this episode
@TheSyliman
@TheSyliman Ай бұрын
Alan ''Crackpot'' Smaffy is at it again with them gosh darn aliens
@planetjakebomb
@planetjakebomb Ай бұрын
Smith: "I had an existential crisis and got worried about this" Also Smith: "Of course I don't believe any of this"
@openfly4u
@openfly4u Ай бұрын
Always fun to hear the lads talk about their Bananas
@SiphiliSx
@SiphiliSx Ай бұрын
Give Gran a Go slayed me.
@krumpits
@krumpits Ай бұрын
ill never understand why the conspiracy about aliens is that they MUST have wildly better tech and space travel capabilities than us, when its probably more likely that theyre struggling just as much as we are lol
@violetWinter54
@violetWinter54 Ай бұрын
because on the timescale of our universe, they could have developed millions or even billions of years ago and thus be that many years ahead of us. (and they'd probably need to be at least tens of thousands of years ahead of us just to be able to travel between star systems)
@brynley
@brynley Ай бұрын
I have thought the same but the Remembrance of Earth's Past book series made the time scale make sense to me. I think the idea is that it would take SO long for inter-galactic/stellar travel thst technology would have naturally progressed far beyond the point of societal launch. Assuming FTL is off the cards (but if it's on the cards then you assume their tech has advanced otherwise)
@LogicReel
@LogicReel Ай бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen.... we lost him
@harveyhandbanana
@harveyhandbanana Ай бұрын
Weirdly enough I can relate to him that's the scary part.
@joshconfer209
@joshconfer209 Ай бұрын
They joke, but cbbe is a massive upgrade to the player character textures.
@Peron1-MC
@Peron1-MC Ай бұрын
yeah...but also tits XD
@ivyartemis2431
@ivyartemis2431 Ай бұрын
true. can it be used for evil (sex mods and just absolutely massive knockers)? yes. but! when used responsibly it's great! sadly we all know Trott is using it for evil, but still #IStandWithChrisTrott
@MegMyfawnwy
@MegMyfawnwy Ай бұрын
Ross was being super sus with that 🍌
@BingoBongoBengo
@BingoBongoBengo Ай бұрын
Rip smith, lost to the youtube conspiracy algorithm 😔only a matter of time and he'll be out on the streets of bristol with the 'jesus saves' guy, spraying alien truther graffiti
@Master.chylla
@Master.chylla Ай бұрын
"I shoot my doot" on the back, "And then I scoot" on the front. Keep the folks intrigued until you walk by 👍
@xRandomSarahx
@xRandomSarahx Ай бұрын
Smith's point in the begining about festivals is so accurate 😂 everyone's your best friend at festivals! At least that felt like my experience from the one I went to nearly 12 years ago 😂
@IRateBurps
@IRateBurps Ай бұрын
How about a live laugh love sign, but instead it says shoot, doot, skoot.
@user-mv3gs4qc2x
@user-mv3gs4qc2x Ай бұрын
I think smith watched the remake of the day the earth stood still, late one night on something.😄
@Western_Gopnik
@Western_Gopnik Ай бұрын
Hat Films Is The Best Part Of My Day
@Western_Gopnik
@Western_Gopnik Ай бұрын
USMC Barrack Life Is Shit But Still I get to enjoy Hat Films so it can’t be so bad.
@Flutezor
@Flutezor Ай бұрын
Make a Hat vlog of a trip to "Wosswell" NM to make Smiffy go full (crop) circle with the Alien theories.
@GrouchyGander
@GrouchyGander Ай бұрын
Okay, at 18:00, that should NOT have been a 14! Smiffy got the ball in on the 12th shot!
@WintersInBerlin
@WintersInBerlin Ай бұрын
I think they must be aliens the amount they talk about glitter!
@dan_templeton
@dan_templeton Ай бұрын
The nice thing about the idea that we're so insignificant in this universe, and that there are powers far greater and more intelligent than us, raises the question of: why haven't we been destroyed yet? If these other things are so intelligent, they can witness the destruction we're committing on each other right now. It's nothing new. If they can witness that destruction, they can witness all the good people do as well. If we're being kept under control, or monitored, or protected by a far-advanced civilization, I'd count us pretty lucky honestly. I find that comforting. We've proven time and time again that there's no need to destroy us, which is wild considering all the negative things humanity are doing.
@Bruced82
@Bruced82 Ай бұрын
Our universe is relatively young, the distances are absurd, and there might be no incentive to contact or visit us. There are also plenty of voids in space, that would be uninteresting to traverse, to get to us.
@volfrax
@volfrax Ай бұрын
Ready for the cryptid reviews. Start with aliens and go from there.
@openfly4u
@openfly4u Ай бұрын
Smith, I think you`re referring to the concept that we (and by extension our consciousnesses) are a small part of the universe experiencing itself on a minute scale.
@Flashjackmak
@Flashjackmak Ай бұрын
Golf With Your Friends is one of their top games for Lego-talk, it’s wild. As a Last Podcast on the Left fan, hearing Smith talk about metaphysical UAPs is very familiar…
@Orochimaul
@Orochimaul Ай бұрын
Get Smith on the chilluminati podcast asap
@Doubleday92
@Doubleday92 Ай бұрын
It’s lovely to be watching smith have a breakdown over a series of videos. Future detectives will refer to this period during their investigations.
@danielosborne5865
@danielosborne5865 Ай бұрын
I’m watching this episode while making my bed. If this is an Alien reality tv show… it’s good stuff.. #LightsCameraShowMeToYourLeader
@shinjutsu2773
@shinjutsu2773 Ай бұрын
fucking hell smith going down the deep end
@NotRingoStarr
@NotRingoStarr Ай бұрын
Loving the existential space talk today...
@OptifiedPixels
@OptifiedPixels Ай бұрын
I think the explanation for people seeing the same thing is they see a video of someone describing that thing, then a couple days later they drink too much or are high or just exhausted and see that thing.
@miwright21
@miwright21 Ай бұрын
To a degree. Our minds are constantly monitoring everything going on around us at all times and basically filters what's immediately relevant to grab our attention while filing away all of the other junk back in the recesses for later processing (usually but not always while we're sleeping--hence dreams). Sometimes something happens that our minds can't immediately make sense of but SEEMS urgent and so it's thrust into the foreground of our thoughts and we get shit like "ghosts" or "UFOs" or "psychics" or whatever. "It's just your mind playing tricks on you" isn't just an expression. It happens routinely.
@Hawk_of_Battle
@Hawk_of_Battle Ай бұрын
I've literally experienced a bunch of people being told a made up ghost story (they didn't know it was made up, of course), then sent out into the woods, then asked minutes later if they saw anything out there, and about half of them claimed they saw ghostly figures in the form of WWII soldiers, glowing orbs, spectral dogs, heard whispering, etc, all kinds of bullshit, only to then be told, "nah guys, we made it all up, there's nothing out there, just a random patch of deadland that's not been occupied or had anything important happen on it basically ever." Most of them were STILL adamant they saw something. People make shit up and imagine things that simply aren't there and don't want to lose face even when you tell them you were bullshitting them. People are real dumb like that.
@redmondcoulter
@redmondcoulter Ай бұрын
Definitely agree in the modern context, but he's referring to cases in the past pre-internet when people in far apart places saying the same thing was much more credible (stories did still travel of course!)
@Peron1-MC
@Peron1-MC Ай бұрын
i mean really pretty people usually are designed. its called plastic surgery XD
@ButzPunk
@ButzPunk Ай бұрын
my mum's been into alien conspiracy theories since the 90s, i reckon smith and her would get along great and then he can become my new dad maybe, just kidding haha unless?
@spongmongler6760
@spongmongler6760 Ай бұрын
It always feels weird to have insight into these things, like I know from personal experience that not all these younger-older relationships are because of body, they're because of a shared mind or heart - but the majority are still for... unpure reasons. My brain feel unclean after knowing some of those older parties...
@TheOneBonja
@TheOneBonja Ай бұрын
Smith and being unable to play golf games The aliens destroyed the golf part of his brain
@mitchellmedia6163
@mitchellmedia6163 Ай бұрын
I would watch Hat Films investigate conspiracy theories. Watching them run through a forest looking for Bigfoot would be great content.
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. 8 күн бұрын
Smith really said abiotic factor as "bio reactor"
@pyroclastictomato3278
@pyroclastictomato3278 Ай бұрын
One day, I too wish to be able to boff a whole banana with such skill as Broth Hornby.
@ballinbalgruuf8198
@ballinbalgruuf8198 Ай бұрын
Boff Hornby
@BigSadClownBoi
@BigSadClownBoi Ай бұрын
The massive thing about Milf Manor that Smiff left out that honestly is the most fucked up part is....the guys are all each other's sons!!!
@spongmongler6760
@spongmongler6760 Ай бұрын
that's... not atypical.
@Prossay
@Prossay Ай бұрын
Wait til smithy see's that video from the "nasa" whistleblower about the eclipse in the US a few weeks ago, that would really mess him up lol
@IronwolfSOF
@IronwolfSOF Ай бұрын
full circle
@bats__
@bats__ Ай бұрын
Smiff worries me 😂
@tracedonovan3591
@tracedonovan3591 Ай бұрын
Testicular torsion!
@A_Ereira
@A_Ereira Ай бұрын
God, I wish Smith can become a guest in the Chilluminati (not that one) Podcast after hearing his insane ramblings this episode. Him and Mathas would get along so well.
@nolan71
@nolan71 Ай бұрын
What a light hearted episode! Thanks boiks ❤
@anomalousresult
@anomalousresult Ай бұрын
5 am and smaffy is at the afters having hit a bucket.
@Mattym9287
@Mattym9287 Ай бұрын
Smith needs a few days offline, he’s going to go mad. Or at least more mad.
@fuzzyyy
@fuzzyyy Ай бұрын
Wine or cheese?
@datguy6101
@datguy6101 Ай бұрын
Happy birthday Alan!
@unalavellan
@unalavellan 28 күн бұрын
Thanks for the existential crisis
@Aura-Of-Syrinx
@Aura-Of-Syrinx Ай бұрын
"genuine believable" i think that's your sign smiffy
@practicalpupa8192
@practicalpupa8192 Ай бұрын
Ross with the most unexpected Killers reference
@Sc0ts
@Sc0ts Ай бұрын
Lot's of good talk on here
@JamieAubrey
@JamieAubrey Ай бұрын
The fact I know what mods Trott is using is worrying
@christophertitanium8424
@christophertitanium8424 Ай бұрын
Wow that looks like a great banana.
@josephchambers4509
@josephchambers4509 Ай бұрын
Your right smith... it does sound like madness :D
@KeironMcDonnell
@KeironMcDonnell Ай бұрын
That's a classic!
@CG_Lord
@CG_Lord Ай бұрын
How do you guys make those thumbnails?
@Drax-z
@Drax-z Ай бұрын
7:00 scarier thought, they are human too
@allluri
@allluri Ай бұрын
This was like a season of x files
@whosadaman8326
@whosadaman8326 Ай бұрын
Honestly, what would be the point of modding a game if you're not going to add all the spicy mods at the end of the day
@samuelcaponi4516
@samuelcaponi4516 Ай бұрын
Fringe alex smith is the best alex smith
@PenguinPower24
@PenguinPower24 Ай бұрын
Yea😂
@awesomeaartvark
@awesomeaartvark Ай бұрын
I haven't been able to catch the streams lately, but dude, I would totally love a Smith's Hits watch-along stream, haha, that sounds awesome! I love exploring the alien topic and learning about the different experiences people have had, would love to see what Smith has come across! I also don't believe every single conspiracy theory out there, but I do think there is a lot about the universe that we still don't understand! Plus I just love to think about stuff, lol
@IndustrialBonecraft
@IndustrialBonecraft Ай бұрын
Golf and Hunger.
@CaptainBloodyAwesome
@CaptainBloodyAwesome Ай бұрын
Love Unkle Smaffy's bedtime stories
@JamesW6179
@JamesW6179 Ай бұрын
Smith is the poor man's Terrance Howard.
@sonaxaton
@sonaxaton Ай бұрын
Smith must be a fan of The OA
@nestor4895
@nestor4895 Ай бұрын
I need to see the videos that have convinced Smith now. I'll soon don my hat films branded tinfoil hat
@TheSteveMeister
@TheSteveMeister Ай бұрын
This is all true, I was there.
@whosadaman8326
@whosadaman8326 Ай бұрын
Smiths pilot story is how i feel about the paranormal, where theres so many people who have these similar experiences that there has to be something beyond our own perception. I also believe though that obsessing over this kind of stuff can be a very slippery slope
@Camikio
@Camikio Ай бұрын
Biggest issue to me, is when someone takes possibility and then asserts it is fact and that they understand it wholly.
@spongmongler6760
@spongmongler6760 Ай бұрын
@@Camikio that's just humans in general.
@KallinADM
@KallinADM Ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Alan!
@McCluckles38
@McCluckles38 Ай бұрын
Petition to have more banana based cold opens. Please? Thank you!
@vomitcomet
@vomitcomet Ай бұрын
Can you do a video special where ross and trott have to wear suits and deprogram alex from his conspiracy beliefs
@TerraZetzz
@TerraZetzz Ай бұрын
Yes to Hat Films reacting to conspiracy stuff.
@NotRingoStarr
@NotRingoStarr Ай бұрын
Definitely up for a conspiracy theory stream...
@jamesbroadbridge2088
@jamesbroadbridge2088 Ай бұрын
I'd have Give Gran a Go a shirt
@divamon5602
@divamon5602 Ай бұрын
WOOO!
@dawnofthedunk
@dawnofthedunk Ай бұрын
I liked this video cos it was liked 666 times and I didn't want it to be the number of the beast...I wanted it to be it's neighbour.
@valeforedark
@valeforedark Ай бұрын
Came for the chill video. Left because smithy just rambling on
@ivyartemis2431
@ivyartemis2431 Ай бұрын
Great Zoo theory is a bunch of bullshit but it beats the pointless nihilism of the dark forest or the great wall bullshit so its by default the best
@aparadigm8
@aparadigm8 Ай бұрын
Smith on the columbian goods
@ChandlerBiloxi
@ChandlerBiloxi Ай бұрын
Half plus seven? I suppose it works, now I just need a 104 year old woman.
@dye_anna
@dye_anna Ай бұрын
Thanks for the crisis boiks
@capy123321
@capy123321 Ай бұрын
Im with ya smith, lotta MIB in these comments
@ChrisKowalski313
@ChrisKowalski313 Ай бұрын
GGG! (Give Gran a Go)
@Doktor_Vem
@Doktor_Vem Ай бұрын
Is it just me or are the "seconds" in this game just a little bit too short?
@TotallyNotBrad123
@TotallyNotBrad123 Ай бұрын
Watching secularists reinvent religion is always a hoot
@BucketOfFail
@BucketOfFail Ай бұрын
Ross would probably do better on the furry dating show. He could even bring his own fursuit.
@Mashiromitsumine409
@Mashiromitsumine409 26 күн бұрын
the whole milf maner thing is gross i dont agree with people dating that large age range its just weird and predatory
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