Earth is an Alien Petting Zoo (Golf With Your Friends)

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@aethernaut1899
@aethernaut1899 26 күн бұрын
what a perfect afternoon. grab a drink, grab a snack, listen to Alex Smith slowly lose his mind.
@Thatgingerdude15
@Thatgingerdude15 26 күн бұрын
Average hatfilms videos
@MH-hu5pi
@MH-hu5pi 26 күн бұрын
Slowly?
@lukeantonystevens2942
@lukeantonystevens2942 26 күн бұрын
a beer + hatfilms vid is sublime
@drayzorn
@drayzorn 26 күн бұрын
Carl Sagan called all this UFO sighting stuff, it's just the hangover from the death of god in America, an atheist desire for the outside.
@brynley
@brynley 26 күн бұрын
I can relate to Smithy. It's like holding up a mirror. I don't always love it but I can't argue with it.
@kael13
@kael13 26 күн бұрын
Smiffy is the dreamer, the pensive one, the big thinker. Ross is just happy about his banana.
@lamonszorro
@lamonszorro 26 күн бұрын
Smith being such a conspiracy nut and trying to play it down is my favorite hat films arc 😅
@samgray2239
@samgray2239 26 күн бұрын
The thing is pilots have seen a lot of stuff in the skies that the us covers up
@user-lz5vh9bb5w
@user-lz5vh9bb5w 26 күн бұрын
@@samgray2239 The thing is that you have no idea what you're talking about
@samgray2239
@samgray2239 25 күн бұрын
@@user-lz5vh9bb5w okay “user-lz5vh9bb5w” (definitely not a bot or misinformation account name) please enlighten me
@samgray2239
@samgray2239 25 күн бұрын
@@user-lz5vh9bb5w what’s the weather like at the secret government facility where youre at “user-lz5vh9bb5w”
@lunarfrog2
@lunarfrog2 25 күн бұрын
​@samgray2239 Doesn't mean you should jump straight to Aliens visiting earth, use occam's razor, what's more likely, a hallucination, a made up story, military tech, weather balloons etc. He starts off alright thinking life is probably out there but the jump into high tech alien empires visiting earth for shits and giggles is a bit much
@Odyanii
@Odyanii 26 күн бұрын
Smith tries to couch it between disclaimers of rationality but his brain is so cooked
@mostlyharmless7154
@mostlyharmless7154 25 күн бұрын
Watching him try to do the same shot 5 times as he rambles, true smooth brain
@DetectiveMichealScarn
@DetectiveMichealScarn 26 күн бұрын
Just watched this and now I’m convinced my cat is an alien spy. That explains why he stares at me like I owe him rent. 🛸🐾
@Spahrrow
@Spahrrow 26 күн бұрын
It's finally happened folks. Smith has gone off the deep end. RIP King
@BeartatoTime
@BeartatoTime 26 күн бұрын
I like Smith's wild oscillations between railing on social media, and losing his god damn mind via social media. He's a man of many multitudes.
@edholmes8726
@edholmes8726 26 күн бұрын
He’s really becoming Unkel Smaffy.
@bod9001a
@bod9001a 26 күн бұрын
From my perusing of r/aliens and r/UFOs, r/aliens is way more bonkers and spiritual oddly, r/UFOs really suffers from " they'll reveal aliens any day now " syndrome, and people posting pictures of balloons mistaking it for UFOs xD
@violetWinter54
@violetWinter54 26 күн бұрын
if you want to see a truly bonkers conspiracy subreddit check out r/EscapingPrisonPlanet , i couldn't even begin to guess what has led that place to become what it is, other than a lot of mind altering substances
@leetri
@leetri 26 күн бұрын
There's just waaaaay too many assumptions you have to make to conclude that aliens visit earth, when the much more likely scenario is that someone just misidentified something.
@MrSpannners
@MrSpannners 25 күн бұрын
There are so many wild things that can happen naturally on Earth. But if people see something they have never seen or heard about before, it's suddenly "otherworldly" to them..
@positronalpha
@positronalpha 24 күн бұрын
Occam's razor is boring. Same reason religious thinking exists.
@pifeg
@pifeg 26 күн бұрын
THANK YOU Thomas for the edit at 8:22. I absolutely cracked up laughing at Ross' silent bewilderment. Edit: also Smith's Hits sounds like a hilarious idea
@SgtSquashington
@SgtSquashington 26 күн бұрын
"depends how sunny it is" underrated joke ross 😂
@KeeptainKeep
@KeeptainKeep 26 күн бұрын
So Smiths free time is spent Gilfs watching and researching aliens, what a mad lad.
@GoldnThunder
@GoldnThunder 26 күн бұрын
I feel intellectually stimulated in many uncomfortable ways after this episode
@Ovetupp
@Ovetupp 26 күн бұрын
Where did they find the Trott look-a-like? He looks nothing like him!
@PierceArner
@PierceArner 26 күн бұрын
The 3D-printed B stock: Alan, Broth, & Scott.
@A_Ereira
@A_Ereira 23 күн бұрын
Craig can only put on so much make-up. Leave him alone!
@TheSyliman
@TheSyliman 26 күн бұрын
Alan ''Crackpot'' Smaffy is at it again with them gosh darn aliens
@krumpits
@krumpits 26 күн бұрын
ill never understand why the conspiracy about aliens is that they MUST have wildly better tech and space travel capabilities than us, when its probably more likely that theyre struggling just as much as we are lol
@violetWinter54
@violetWinter54 26 күн бұрын
because on the timescale of our universe, they could have developed millions or even billions of years ago and thus be that many years ahead of us. (and they'd probably need to be at least tens of thousands of years ahead of us just to be able to travel between star systems)
@brynley
@brynley 26 күн бұрын
I have thought the same but the Remembrance of Earth's Past book series made the time scale make sense to me. I think the idea is that it would take SO long for inter-galactic/stellar travel thst technology would have naturally progressed far beyond the point of societal launch. Assuming FTL is off the cards (but if it's on the cards then you assume their tech has advanced otherwise)
@planetjakebomb
@planetjakebomb 26 күн бұрын
Smith: "I had an existential crisis and got worried about this" Also Smith: "Of course I don't believe any of this"
@openfly4u
@openfly4u 26 күн бұрын
Always fun to hear the lads talk about their Bananas
@LogicReel
@LogicReel 26 күн бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen.... we lost him
@harveyhandbanana
@harveyhandbanana 26 күн бұрын
Weirdly enough I can relate to him that's the scary part.
@SiphiliSx
@SiphiliSx 26 күн бұрын
Give Gran a Go slayed me.
@joshconfer209
@joshconfer209 26 күн бұрын
They joke, but cbbe is a massive upgrade to the player character textures.
@Peron1-MC
@Peron1-MC 26 күн бұрын
yeah...but also tits XD
@ivyartemis2431
@ivyartemis2431 26 күн бұрын
true. can it be used for evil (sex mods and just absolutely massive knockers)? yes. but! when used responsibly it's great! sadly we all know Trott is using it for evil, but still #IStandWithChrisTrott
@MegMyfawnwy
@MegMyfawnwy 26 күн бұрын
Ross was being super sus with that 🍌
@Master.chylla
@Master.chylla 26 күн бұрын
"I shoot my doot" on the back, "And then I scoot" on the front. Keep the folks intrigued until you walk by 👍
@user-mv3gs4qc2x
@user-mv3gs4qc2x 26 күн бұрын
I think smith watched the remake of the day the earth stood still, late one night on something.😄
@IRateBurps
@IRateBurps 26 күн бұрын
How about a live laugh love sign, but instead it says shoot, doot, skoot.
@xRandomSarahx
@xRandomSarahx 26 күн бұрын
Smith's point in the begining about festivals is so accurate 😂 everyone's your best friend at festivals! At least that felt like my experience from the one I went to nearly 12 years ago 😂
@Flutezor
@Flutezor 26 күн бұрын
Make a Hat vlog of a trip to "Wosswell" NM to make Smiffy go full (crop) circle with the Alien theories.
@WintersInBerlin
@WintersInBerlin 26 күн бұрын
I think they must be aliens the amount they talk about glitter!
@Western_Gopnik
@Western_Gopnik 26 күн бұрын
Hat Films Is The Best Part Of My Day
@Western_Gopnik
@Western_Gopnik 26 күн бұрын
USMC Barrack Life Is Shit But Still I get to enjoy Hat Films so it can’t be so bad.
@dan_templeton
@dan_templeton 26 күн бұрын
The nice thing about the idea that we're so insignificant in this universe, and that there are powers far greater and more intelligent than us, raises the question of: why haven't we been destroyed yet? If these other things are so intelligent, they can witness the destruction we're committing on each other right now. It's nothing new. If they can witness that destruction, they can witness all the good people do as well. If we're being kept under control, or monitored, or protected by a far-advanced civilization, I'd count us pretty lucky honestly. I find that comforting. We've proven time and time again that there's no need to destroy us, which is wild considering all the negative things humanity are doing.
@Bruced82
@Bruced82 26 күн бұрын
Our universe is relatively young, the distances are absurd, and there might be no incentive to contact or visit us. There are also plenty of voids in space, that would be uninteresting to traverse, to get to us.
@GrouchyGander
@GrouchyGander 26 күн бұрын
Okay, at 18:00, that should NOT have been a 14! Smiffy got the ball in on the 12th shot!
@BingoBongoBengo
@BingoBongoBengo 26 күн бұрын
Rip smith, lost to the youtube conspiracy algorithm 😔only a matter of time and he'll be out on the streets of bristol with the 'jesus saves' guy, spraying alien truther graffiti
@volfrax
@volfrax 26 күн бұрын
Ready for the cryptid reviews. Start with aliens and go from there.
@Flashjackmak
@Flashjackmak 23 күн бұрын
Golf With Your Friends is one of their top games for Lego-talk, it’s wild. As a Last Podcast on the Left fan, hearing Smith talk about metaphysical UAPs is very familiar…
@openfly4u
@openfly4u 26 күн бұрын
Smith, I think you`re referring to the concept that we (and by extension our consciousnesses) are a small part of the universe experiencing itself on a minute scale.
@Doubleday92
@Doubleday92 25 күн бұрын
It’s lovely to be watching smith have a breakdown over a series of videos. Future detectives will refer to this period during their investigations.
@Orochimaul
@Orochimaul 26 күн бұрын
Get Smith on the chilluminati podcast asap
@danielosborne5865
@danielosborne5865 25 күн бұрын
I’m watching this episode while making my bed. If this is an Alien reality tv show… it’s good stuff.. #LightsCameraShowMeToYourLeader
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. Сағат бұрын
Smith really said abiotic factor as "bio reactor"
@shinjutsu2773
@shinjutsu2773 24 күн бұрын
fucking hell smith going down the deep end
@ButzPunk
@ButzPunk 26 күн бұрын
my mum's been into alien conspiracy theories since the 90s, i reckon smith and her would get along great and then he can become my new dad maybe, just kidding haha unless?
@Peron1-MC
@Peron1-MC 26 күн бұрын
i mean really pretty people usually are designed. its called plastic surgery XD
@NotRingoStarr
@NotRingoStarr 26 күн бұрын
Loving the existential space talk today...
@TheOneBonja
@TheOneBonja 26 күн бұрын
Smith and being unable to play golf games The aliens destroyed the golf part of his brain
@A_Ereira
@A_Ereira 23 күн бұрын
God, I wish Smith can become a guest in the Chilluminati (not that one) Podcast after hearing his insane ramblings this episode. Him and Mathas would get along so well.
@mitchellmedia6163
@mitchellmedia6163 26 күн бұрын
I would watch Hat Films investigate conspiracy theories. Watching them run through a forest looking for Bigfoot would be great content.
@pyroclastictomato3278
@pyroclastictomato3278 26 күн бұрын
One day, I too wish to be able to boff a whole banana with such skill as Broth Hornby.
@ballinbalgruuf8198
@ballinbalgruuf8198 24 күн бұрын
Boff Hornby
@spongmongler6760
@spongmongler6760 23 күн бұрын
It always feels weird to have insight into these things, like I know from personal experience that not all these younger-older relationships are because of body, they're because of a shared mind or heart - but the majority are still for... unpure reasons. My brain feel unclean after knowing some of those older parties...
@tracedonovan3591
@tracedonovan3591 26 күн бұрын
Testicular torsion!
@bats__
@bats__ 26 күн бұрын
Smiff worries me 😂
@BigSadClownBoi
@BigSadClownBoi 25 күн бұрын
The massive thing about Milf Manor that Smiff left out that honestly is the most fucked up part is....the guys are all each other's sons!!!
@spongmongler6760
@spongmongler6760 23 күн бұрын
that's... not atypical.
@fuzzyyy
@fuzzyyy 26 күн бұрын
Wine or cheese?
@Prossay
@Prossay 26 күн бұрын
Wait til smithy see's that video from the "nasa" whistleblower about the eclipse in the US a few weeks ago, that would really mess him up lol
@IronwolfSOF
@IronwolfSOF 26 күн бұрын
full circle
@practicalpupa8192
@practicalpupa8192 26 күн бұрын
Ross with the most unexpected Killers reference
@unalavellan
@unalavellan 20 күн бұрын
Thanks for the existential crisis
@Aura-Of-Syrinx
@Aura-Of-Syrinx 26 күн бұрын
"genuine believable" i think that's your sign smiffy
@OptifiedPixels
@OptifiedPixels 26 күн бұрын
I think the explanation for people seeing the same thing is they see a video of someone describing that thing, then a couple days later they drink too much or are high or just exhausted and see that thing.
@miwright21
@miwright21 26 күн бұрын
To a degree. Our minds are constantly monitoring everything going on around us at all times and basically filters what's immediately relevant to grab our attention while filing away all of the other junk back in the recesses for later processing (usually but not always while we're sleeping--hence dreams). Sometimes something happens that our minds can't immediately make sense of but SEEMS urgent and so it's thrust into the foreground of our thoughts and we get shit like "ghosts" or "UFOs" or "psychics" or whatever. "It's just your mind playing tricks on you" isn't just an expression. It happens routinely.
@Hawk_of_Battle
@Hawk_of_Battle 26 күн бұрын
I've literally experienced a bunch of people being told a made up ghost story (they didn't know it was made up, of course), then sent out into the woods, then asked minutes later if they saw anything out there, and about half of them claimed they saw ghostly figures in the form of WWII soldiers, glowing orbs, spectral dogs, heard whispering, etc, all kinds of bullshit, only to then be told, "nah guys, we made it all up, there's nothing out there, just a random patch of deadland that's not been occupied or had anything important happen on it basically ever." Most of them were STILL adamant they saw something. People make shit up and imagine things that simply aren't there and don't want to lose face even when you tell them you were bullshitting them. People are real dumb like that.
@redmondcoulter
@redmondcoulter 26 күн бұрын
Definitely agree in the modern context, but he's referring to cases in the past pre-internet when people in far apart places saying the same thing was much more credible (stories did still travel of course!)
@anomalousresult
@anomalousresult 26 күн бұрын
5 am and smaffy is at the afters having hit a bucket.
@nolan71
@nolan71 26 күн бұрын
What a light hearted episode! Thanks boiks ❤
@datguy6101
@datguy6101 26 күн бұрын
Happy birthday Alan!
@Sc0ts
@Sc0ts 26 күн бұрын
Lot's of good talk on here
@JamieAubrey
@JamieAubrey 26 күн бұрын
The fact I know what mods Trott is using is worrying
@allluri
@allluri 26 күн бұрын
This was like a season of x files
@christophertitanium8424
@christophertitanium8424 26 күн бұрын
Wow that looks like a great banana.
@josephchambers4509
@josephchambers4509 25 күн бұрын
Your right smith... it does sound like madness :D
@Drax-z
@Drax-z 26 күн бұрын
7:00 scarier thought, they are human too
@Mattym9287
@Mattym9287 26 күн бұрын
Smith needs a few days offline, he’s going to go mad. Or at least more mad.
@awesomeaartvark
@awesomeaartvark 26 күн бұрын
I haven't been able to catch the streams lately, but dude, I would totally love a Smith's Hits watch-along stream, haha, that sounds awesome! I love exploring the alien topic and learning about the different experiences people have had, would love to see what Smith has come across! I also don't believe every single conspiracy theory out there, but I do think there is a lot about the universe that we still don't understand! Plus I just love to think about stuff, lol
@IndustrialBonecraft
@IndustrialBonecraft 26 күн бұрын
Golf and Hunger.
@whosadaman8326
@whosadaman8326 26 күн бұрын
Honestly, what would be the point of modding a game if you're not going to add all the spicy mods at the end of the day
@sonaxaton
@sonaxaton 26 күн бұрын
Smith must be a fan of The OA
@CaptainBloodyAwesome
@CaptainBloodyAwesome 26 күн бұрын
Love Unkle Smaffy's bedtime stories
@JamesW6179
@JamesW6179 26 күн бұрын
Smith is the poor man's Terrance Howard.
@KeironMcDonnell
@KeironMcDonnell 26 күн бұрын
That's a classic!
@TheSteveMeister
@TheSteveMeister 26 күн бұрын
This is all true, I was there.
@samuelcaponi4516
@samuelcaponi4516 26 күн бұрын
Fringe alex smith is the best alex smith
@PenguinPower24
@PenguinPower24 26 күн бұрын
Yea😂
@CG_Lord
@CG_Lord 26 күн бұрын
How do you guys make those thumbnails?
@whosadaman8326
@whosadaman8326 26 күн бұрын
Smiths pilot story is how i feel about the paranormal, where theres so many people who have these similar experiences that there has to be something beyond our own perception. I also believe though that obsessing over this kind of stuff can be a very slippery slope
@Camikio
@Camikio 26 күн бұрын
Biggest issue to me, is when someone takes possibility and then asserts it is fact and that they understand it wholly.
@spongmongler6760
@spongmongler6760 23 күн бұрын
@@Camikio that's just humans in general.
@nestor4895
@nestor4895 26 күн бұрын
I need to see the videos that have convinced Smith now. I'll soon don my hat films branded tinfoil hat
@McCluckles38
@McCluckles38 26 күн бұрын
Petition to have more banana based cold opens. Please? Thank you!
@TerraZetzz
@TerraZetzz 26 күн бұрын
Yes to Hat Films reacting to conspiracy stuff.
@vomitcomet
@vomitcomet 25 күн бұрын
Can you do a video special where ross and trott have to wear suits and deprogram alex from his conspiracy beliefs
@NotRingoStarr
@NotRingoStarr 26 күн бұрын
Definitely up for a conspiracy theory stream...
@jamesbroadbridge2088
@jamesbroadbridge2088 26 күн бұрын
I'd have Give Gran a Go a shirt
@KallinADM
@KallinADM 26 күн бұрын
Happy Birthday Alan!
@divamon5602
@divamon5602 26 күн бұрын
WOOO!
@valeforedark
@valeforedark 26 күн бұрын
Came for the chill video. Left because smithy just rambling on
@dye_anna
@dye_anna 26 күн бұрын
Thanks for the crisis boiks
@dawnofthedunk
@dawnofthedunk 26 күн бұрын
I liked this video cos it was liked 666 times and I didn't want it to be the number of the beast...I wanted it to be it's neighbour.
@capy123321
@capy123321 26 күн бұрын
Im with ya smith, lotta MIB in these comments
@aparadigm8
@aparadigm8 26 күн бұрын
Smith on the columbian goods
@ChandlerBiloxi
@ChandlerBiloxi 26 күн бұрын
Half plus seven? I suppose it works, now I just need a 104 year old woman.
@ChrisKowalski313
@ChrisKowalski313 26 күн бұрын
GGG! (Give Gran a Go)
@ivyartemis2431
@ivyartemis2431 26 күн бұрын
Great Zoo theory is a bunch of bullshit but it beats the pointless nihilism of the dark forest or the great wall bullshit so its by default the best
@TotallyNotBrad123
@TotallyNotBrad123 26 күн бұрын
Watching secularists reinvent religion is always a hoot
@BucketOfFail
@BucketOfFail 26 күн бұрын
Ross would probably do better on the furry dating show. He could even bring his own fursuit.
@C_1337
@C_1337 26 күн бұрын
Trott should totally make a couple solo videos of his modded fallout 😂😂
@Mashiromitsumine409
@Mashiromitsumine409 17 күн бұрын
the whole milf maner thing is gross i dont agree with people dating that large age range its just weird and predatory
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