"Had to nuke Washington this time to not piss off Baltimore again." lol
@mitchbrewster22558 жыл бұрын
Kevin HexShard poor Baltimore finally got a break
@WednesdayAddamsMW7 жыл бұрын
Mitch Brewster Like in The Sum of All Fears (2002) starring Ben Affleck as Jack Ryan and Morgan Freeman as William Cabot?
@PuffleFuzz7 жыл бұрын
Haha. He could have nuked Wrigley Field. Just not when Cleveland was there.
@mrsuns103 жыл бұрын
Fuck you Baltimore!
@rojothedemonwolf21287 жыл бұрын
You know the country is fucked when the eas message interrupts the other eas message.
@treycranfield54297 жыл бұрын
BREAKING: President Hillary Clinton dies in nuclear explosion attack on Washington DC *shakes head* "That escalated quickly!"
@shanleigh13544 жыл бұрын
watching this in 2021 and you honestly aren't too far off from whats going on now lmao
@businessbuzz23 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan of Jakob for years, but this is the first time I've seen this video, and I am thinking the exact same thing. Kinda fun watching the comments from four years ago telling everyone this aint happening. Uhhh, yeah it very well can now
@mrsuns103 жыл бұрын
Shows how crazy our society has become
@tristan96483 жыл бұрын
If that were true you wouldn’t be able to comment this because we’d be on the verge of a state of emergency
@hotaruishere21337 жыл бұрын
I like how they have to interrupt their own programming to keep updating XD
@finnmaclennan72418 жыл бұрын
An EAS interrupted by an EAS
@Zawmbbeh7 жыл бұрын
we interrupt this interruption to replace previous safety information with safety information
@AwesomeSaucePictures7 жыл бұрын
I noticed this too
@paulinodelacruz70757 жыл бұрын
Finn Mac i know right
@paulinodelacruz70757 жыл бұрын
Finn Mac lol
@kosh25017 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Reimastered8 жыл бұрын
"President Clinton" What a meme
@marisaa.tamayo8 жыл бұрын
Tera Lol ikr
@xxhalfemptyxx77134 жыл бұрын
BILL CLINTON
@creepyguy90827 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more alternative history scenarios through the EAS. This one was great!
@qoyote7 жыл бұрын
When an emergency message interrupts another emergency message, you know you're fucked.
@thor93564 жыл бұрын
I mean this is oddly close just replace and Clinton with Trump and you're spot on. However, this is four years later, but I guess you can say....you don't have 2020 vision. :D
@cmdrgraves7 жыл бұрын
"during this period..." Women,this is all our fault.
@jeanoboyle24392 жыл бұрын
HRCDS 😄😄😄😄
@StageWorksHDx6 жыл бұрын
Watching this now, I'm starting to wonder if the new Division 2 faction heard this and went '......okay!'
@ravenryder62414 жыл бұрын
Oh god whoever made this is psychic
@ThunderSkull2147 жыл бұрын
Took them about 13min to figure out it was a nuke?
@atropa68947 жыл бұрын
If we did a continuation of this and included the SCP Foundation (against the APL), this would be quite a fun mock series.
@stratojet943 жыл бұрын
SCP BLESSED
@NitroFury7 жыл бұрын
"If you refused to comply. Well, you can probably figure out what will happen?" Let me guess... Shot to death?
@voltadynam7cs7058 жыл бұрын
Wow. Your usual diligent work there, dude. I think my heart rate grew exponentially throughout the video. Great job.
@ShawnMcClurg8 жыл бұрын
Jakob Hill is back, baby!
@TheFinalMinutes8 жыл бұрын
Nicely done!
@leftywith4strings2017 жыл бұрын
Matt Yarnold hey Matt! Big fan of your content. Now that ur here, when is the zombie outbreak part 5 being uploaded?
@muhammedsoofi49717 жыл бұрын
Matt Yarnold HEWO
@seanjenkins44597 жыл бұрын
Hey, we both have similar profile pics
@spikeleestree80156 жыл бұрын
Matt Yarnold are you comparing a patriot to white supremacists .. u son of a bitch. Your a fn racist for saying that.
@spikeleestree80156 жыл бұрын
Stupid video
@easalert887 жыл бұрын
In an alternate world, it may have happened either way. From One Member of the old breed of The EAS Group, I applaud you for the effort you made. excellent work.
@robinrichards725 жыл бұрын
“We must now take over North Dakota.” So what else will you do for the other 23:45 of the day? 🤔😂
@treyhorn5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shoesoffbootson53177 жыл бұрын
Just about any group with "Patriot" in their name is scary as fuck--this was chilling! Very well done!
@karmitastarr8776 жыл бұрын
Just came here from "Lost In Silence" and I must say bravo on making it so believable
@marisaa.tamayo8 жыл бұрын
*Sings national anthem* Oh say can you see...
@WednesdayAddamsMW7 жыл бұрын
Marisa Tamayo By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight Over the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly streaming And the rockets red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there Oh, say does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave Over the land of the free And the home of the brave. Meanwhile, in Russia... Rossiya- svyashchennaya nasha derzhava Rossiya- lyubimaya nasha strana! Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava, Tvoyo dostoyanye na vse vremena! Slav'sya Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye! Bratskikh narodov soyuz vekovoy! Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya, Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboy!
@marisaa.tamayo7 жыл бұрын
Tom Dodge I ain't Russian... Idk the bottom part
@WednesdayAddamsMW7 жыл бұрын
Marisa Tamayo I can translate to English. Russia- our sacred state Russia- our beloved country! A mighty will, a great glory, Your heritage for all time! Be glorious, our free Motherland! Ancient union of brotherly peoples! Ancestor given wisdom of the people, Be glorious, country! We take pride in you!
@marisaa.tamayo7 жыл бұрын
Tom Dodge OK thanks
@shinydavidhowell8 жыл бұрын
Fascinating piece of fantasy storytelling. America stands horrifically divided, as does the world, and either result in 2016 bought the potential for a horrific turn of events as a direct consequence of this.
@BlindingLight4 жыл бұрын
It’s the civil war but with nukes
@finnmaclennan72418 жыл бұрын
EAS interruptions "Another one"
@madelineguyer36214 жыл бұрын
This really hits differently watching in 2020
@jonnyc2121218 жыл бұрын
I mean, that's not help martial law works, at all. But I guess we can pretend.
@bridgetbinion84943 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the plot of Designated Survivor?
@arbitrage21417 жыл бұрын
Man that music at the end was much needed after binging on almost all of your mock EAS uploads... finally one ends with some light at the end of the tunnel! Awesome job dude all your content is great quality and immersive af!
@tinystalker18217 жыл бұрын
Please do more with this timeline, I'm already hooked
@seanjenkins44597 жыл бұрын
Lots of nice small details, WUSA is a real news station here, and we usually watch state of the union on that channel.
@someguy93217 жыл бұрын
I love where your creativity goes.
@BlindingLight4 жыл бұрын
Dancing demo says: “aw fuck those guys took it one step too far.”
@namikatsu8584 жыл бұрын
just realized this predicted how bad 2020 would be
@betaatomic7 жыл бұрын
If I was the regional leader of the APL, instead of "taking over each state, my followers would "liberate" each state from DC aggression. The liberated citizens would not be forced to pledge allegiance to my flag, however, those who desire, could have the freedom to do so, and the choice to voluntarily become citizens of the new republic. Non-citizens would have certain freedoms to live, work, and pay taxes (just as lawful resident aliens do in the US) but would not be eligible to vote, hold any government office or government contract, or receive government services including public education, medical care in government subsidized facilities, or any other social-welfare assistance. Pledging to a flag should be a voluntary honor, including within public schools. No child should be scolded or mistreated because he or she doesn't want to say the pledge. Freedom of speech also means you shouldn't be forced or intimidated to say things against your will.
@gabe57877 жыл бұрын
I think this scenario sort of resonates the beginning of the Netflex series Designated Survivor.
@businessbuzz23 жыл бұрын
When this was made, yeah it was wacky. Nobody thinks its inconceivable now
@danielenriquez78358 жыл бұрын
This is a good one. Keep up the good work.
@AndyEinstman8 жыл бұрын
I just subbed and this is one great video and keep up the great work
@MidnightmoonRR7 жыл бұрын
We interrupt this broadcast to Transmit a message at the request of the sane people of KZbin. This is not a test, repeat, this is not a test. At 4:30 Pm eastern standard time on December 30th 2016, This video was posted, for the past several months, civil defense authorities and NORAD detected long range incoming butthurt numbering in the thousands. which means that butt hurt is imminent, repeat, butt hurt is imminent. Civil defense authorities state that they have tried to say "Just calm the fuck down and enjoy the video" to no avail. Therefore they are recommending that all of those that wish to stay sane, shelter in place and not to scroll below this comment. The toxicity below is the result of Butthurt explosions, and political bias bombs, and Fallout Is expected. The President is expected to make a comment shortly. This message will repeat in 5 minutes.
@marclapin4 жыл бұрын
12:37 that first sentence aged very badly
@Crimson-Hat2 жыл бұрын
I'll take, "Things that sounded fake 6 years ago" for 2000 please.
@juancarlosmiguelsantos31058 жыл бұрын
The lady announcer seems really happy for such a tragedy.
@colettenasielski92556 жыл бұрын
Very Good Jakob Love it
@milli-ns7 жыл бұрын
If this happened a week ago, our whole family TREE would be fucked
@monet19746 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a purge takeover scenario.
@tardwrangler8 жыл бұрын
A crude nuclear explosion, haha
@WednesdayAddamsMW5 жыл бұрын
Most likely 10, maybe 15 kilotons.
@witheredhouseplant6 жыл бұрын
Nah, you didn’t piss of Baltimore lmao
@marisaa.tamayo7 жыл бұрын
DAMN IT MAN I'M GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. FOR SPRING BREAK
@Kayn117 жыл бұрын
if anyone one is wondering what the Introduction music is called The Hive and SOG uses it sometime
@georgea59913 жыл бұрын
Oh, you can nuke Baltimore, I don't live there anymore. Would probably be an improvement....
@AlexMartinez-ex7nw4 жыл бұрын
where have I seen this before?
@cookieman89716 жыл бұрын
Part 2 required.
@brigidrode6 жыл бұрын
WELP I LIVE 45 MINUTES FROM DC AND BALTIMORE FML.
@krasherz22744 жыл бұрын
oh shit its a civil war..
@krasherz22744 жыл бұрын
oh fuck off 2020
@ashleyfulks19996 жыл бұрын
Uhh an EAS being interrupted by another EAS? Yeah ,that would never happen....
@zex847 жыл бұрын
Oh snap, I live in Bismarck, ND. Crap!
@Dr_E_Yekley8 жыл бұрын
EAS interupted normal programing of EAS
@witheredhouseplant6 жыл бұрын
“Southeastern Montgomery county” ah shit
@blackcatnh4 жыл бұрын
Ummm... this was prophecy.... made in 2016 but it predicted 2020
@PocketsandOutlaw2 жыл бұрын
President Warren?!?! Oh the horror!!! Hahaha very cool video.
@PatrickJaneFan7 жыл бұрын
Nicely done! Where did you get the voice from just out of interest?
@JakobHill7 жыл бұрын
Joshua Frampton I have another video on my channel detailing the entire process, but im too lazy to link it. Just check out my channel!
@nwovee5 жыл бұрын
*_A Primary Entry Point Sytem_*
@treyhorn5 жыл бұрын
😂
@metro_ken6 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna give myself nightmares.
@ChaosAndMayhemTV4 жыл бұрын
...I lost quite a few brain cells reading the comment section.
@onesadmotherfucker47287 жыл бұрын
"Primary entry point sytem"
@Comic36654 жыл бұрын
its a real thing
@theblackeagle86548 жыл бұрын
Is this like when Hillary was elected?
@ClayRanger1438 жыл бұрын
What do you think?
@theblackeagle86548 жыл бұрын
ClayRanger143 yes 😂
@finnmaclennan72418 жыл бұрын
No. I bet jakob is a dumb piece of crap
@JakobHill8 жыл бұрын
At least I'm not 10 years old
@icat07538 жыл бұрын
Purple indeed
@markrobinson38307 жыл бұрын
Can you do one about South Carolina?
@junedefrost4 жыл бұрын
...uh oh 😨
@finnmaclennan72418 жыл бұрын
I'm not a democrat but congrats warren (she's from massachusetts)
@warrenlehmkuhleii84725 жыл бұрын
A Russian version so this Patriot is not sad about America getting herself blown up?
@daveharrison89376 жыл бұрын
That escalated quickly
@percangle98917 жыл бұрын
“City of Baltimore”😰
@natetv14946 жыл бұрын
Damnit... i gotta move. My alternate self would be better (emotionally) with his girlfriend in new york. (She moves while they are dating.) :>
@thejaydotexe7 жыл бұрын
Do you make your own EAS SAME tones or use random ones?
@ziggysnipesstudio73696 жыл бұрын
One state! Out of 50! And you think you would win ha!
@naggu12437 жыл бұрын
“President Clinton”
@torco19634 жыл бұрын
All enemies foreign and domestic 🇺🇸
@babyinuyasha7 жыл бұрын
Make a continuation
@turbovirgin_6 жыл бұрын
Abandon all hope, ye who enter the comments section
@mantisjuiced6 жыл бұрын
Well, guess I'm moving to Japan...
@krasherz22744 жыл бұрын
nukes never strike the same place twice.
@Comic36654 жыл бұрын
@@krasherz2274 lmfao
@deepandhard8037 жыл бұрын
President Warren. Please no
@hotaruishere21337 жыл бұрын
DangerRobinson dude that was my reaction too lol!! 😂😂
@UndeadSchizophrenicProductions6 жыл бұрын
My thought- Anyone but Warren! Not that I want Clinton
@benski74076 жыл бұрын
Trump laughing in his Casinos Don’t worry I don’t hate the man
@yourlemons42716 жыл бұрын
ELIZABETH WARREN, DICTATOR OF THE DIVIDED STATES OF AMERICA (D.S.A.). oh fuck........
@wookiedog7 жыл бұрын
I did like most of the ones you did, but this one was a bit poo.
Tbh, I think if America lost its president, regardless of political affiliation, no one would give a shit. Americans are extremely apathetic towards our politicians.
@jeanoboyle24392 жыл бұрын
Bless your heart.
@rhythmcompany8 жыл бұрын
counTEE
@mrpeach20238 жыл бұрын
Not really
@cm6037 жыл бұрын
Your'e welcome.
@brich29298 жыл бұрын
Why did you make it with Clinton as President?
@JakobHill8 жыл бұрын
This is based on an alternate future in which Hillary won the presidency. Clinton's supporters may have been violent, but imagine how bad it would've been had Trump lost.
@Reimastered8 жыл бұрын
Jakob Hill Bruh, we never attacked anyone.
@lobscotch88028 жыл бұрын
here we go lmao
@laughable66507 жыл бұрын
Jakob Hill Except the entire election Trump supporters were assaulted constantly.
@conordarken17784 жыл бұрын
@@JakobHill well, we all know now
@darrinh.23224 жыл бұрын
damn reminds me of now
@betaatomic7 жыл бұрын
In real history: Texas has been preparing for years, to reestablish its National status, as a brother nation with US, Canada, and Mexico. California is going on the news about secession. When the 2 most populated states prepare for secession, the Union is still divided, and will continue to be, unless and until the president, or Congress, formally acknowledges that the 16th amendment was NEVER lawfully ratified, subsequently, federal taxes on income is unconstitutional, and unlawful. ALSO: the 10th amendment MUST be obeyed by everyone in DC. To be specific, Any authority not specifically granted to the federal government, shall be a power of the state, and the people. Should the corporation of the United States fail to obey the constitution that allows the federal government to exist, the people MUST declare the corporation of the United States to be invalid. Its former member states should have the freedom to unionize into new confederations of their choice, or remain independent. Isn't it strange that subdivisions of the USSR were able to secede, without the need to nuke the capital, but in the "free" United States, such thoughts of maintain free states could get you into a FEMA concentration camp / relocation center, or worse.
@carnivalgenesiscross90557 жыл бұрын
*Yeah, basically. >:(*
@_kaleido8 жыл бұрын
Nice video but I think you should work on your voice a little. It sounded too much like a sixteen-year-old boy trying to be edgy and it kind of ruined my immersion
@JakobHill8 жыл бұрын
Hit the nail on the head there. Just really wanted to test my new microphone, I know it sounds horrible.
@gabeschmidt72418 жыл бұрын
+Jakob Hill what if there are no fallout shelters for miles or at all in your state
@Sir_Uncle_Ned8 жыл бұрын
If you need a human voice in future videos, I will be willing to help.
@_kaleido8 жыл бұрын
David Howell lol true
@hotaruishere21337 жыл бұрын
I think he did pretty okay! I don't think he sounded as serious as someone in that actual situation would be, but I still think it was okay.
@1DeathEater8 жыл бұрын
as soon as I heard nuclear detonation, my heart dropped.. What a scary situation (Even if I do hate Hillary Clinton)
@saladfingersasmrparty97686 жыл бұрын
I love your vids but this could happen with Trump too
@muddro4207 жыл бұрын
I considered subscribing and now I know I won't after 12 minutes in this video.
@juancarlosmiguelsantos31058 жыл бұрын
Well there goes Trump.. hiding in a bunker.
@benski74076 жыл бұрын
Juan Carlos Miguel Santos Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah